Dan: "Jon, Are all Matt's on the boat?" Matt: "I'm on the boat, i'm turning the sails." Dan: "what about the other Matt?" *looks over at island* Everyone: "uh-oh"
Any video with Dan, Jon and Matt bickering like small children makes my day. I was a bit surprised other Matt managed to say anything with the frequent shouts of drop the anchor and Dan singing Pirate songs :-)
How did you run into the most iconic and most terrifying sea beastie of all time a minute and a half into the video? Nerd³, Matt, U.I.N.J, and M.A.T ladies and gentlemen.
I got a Sea of Thieves ad before this video, and when it showed the kraken tentacles, I went "It doesn't have krakens, it's just being over the top, isn't it..." Then I got less than two minutes into the video.
I swear to god Dan, this is one of the funniest videos you’ve ever made. I love this new format your channel has taken on. Please keep up the good work!
Pretty sure Dan must feel like he is in heaven while playing this game. You know...because of his "not so well known thoughts when it comes to water in video games".
Song name: fish in the sea Come oh you young sailors and Listen to me, I’ll sing you a song of the fish in the sea And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes And then up jump the hale with the slippery tale, climb up a loft and reach the top sail And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes And then up jump the shark with he’s nine rows of teeth saying you eat the dough boys and I’ll eat the beef And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes And then up jumps the whale the largest of all saying if you want any wind well I’ll blow ye’s a squall And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes
Thank ye for having me on the show!!
Yarr.
ok
YARR
Still no fucking energy!
Dan: "Jon, Are all Matt's on the boat?"
Matt: "I'm on the boat, i'm turning the sails."
Dan: "what about the other Matt?"
*looks over at island*
Everyone: "uh-oh"
"I learnt that from Moana" - A brilliant sentence to take entirely out of context.
... I object to being muted :(
Mattophobia should've been the one to be muted.
Many A True Nerd
You should have staged a *MUTE* - iny!
Many A True Nerd lol
I thought it was Mattophobia was being muted :P
"YOU DIDN'T WARN ME THERE'D BE HENTAI, JON!"
I've played for 4 days and never encountered the Kraken then Dan plays for 2 minutes and gets insta hentai'd.
Okay
UBER It only attacks galleons, so maybe you were playing on a sloop?
I do some times but mostly galleon
:P
Britain - Producing the most feared pirates since the 14th century.....
and these guys
MATN - The ship is at 45 degrees right now, that is not good.
N3 - That's very warm for a ship.
"YOU DIDN'T WARN ME THERE'D BE HENTAI, JOHN" -Nerdcubed quote of the year.
Where’s other Matt?
*silence*
Everyone: “Uh Oh”
"Look what I drew." LOL The way they hold up the maps are stinking adorable. XD
“I’ve been eaten by a testacle!” NerdCubed 2018
I just watched 3 British Men and One Twat play pirate for twenty minutes
As the years have gone on, Jon has slowly given less fucks about him trying not to swear.
DNK2002 :P lol watch his part lmao
"I'm being eaten by a testicle" - Dan, 2018
It's like if the Black Pearl was crewed entirely by Pintel and Ragetti clones
"I learnt that from Moana" is one of the best quotes I've ever heard!
the fact that there had to be actual pirates who were like this
Yep, actual genuine pirates acting like this. With the amount of pirates there were, there _had_ to be at least one crew acting like this.
She had not been 5 seconds from shore,
When down on her the kraken did bore
"STOP DRINKING MATT" "NO" That about sums him up
I love how Jon avoids swearing on his own channel, but curses up a storm when a guest on someone elses.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Or in this case, when on the Nerdcubed channel, swear vigorously.
I didn’t know how desperately I needed this video till I saw it in my subscription feed
The immediate Muppet Treasure Island references made me so happy.
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE BE HENTAI JOHN!
“A pirate who can’t swim is like an astronaut who can’t breathe in space”
- Dan Hardcastle 2018
but... You can't breathe in space
No one can breathe in space...
"A SNAKE BIT ME! EVERYTHING'S GONE PURPLE!"
That somehow sounds accurate to someone getting bitten by an actual snake.
This felt like classic nerd cubed i miss that
Buddy Gaming
Yes,yes it did...
“YOU DIDNT WARN ME THERE WOULD BE HENTIA JHON”
Patrick Mill hentai*
loodlebop Darn I was hoping that no one would notice my terrible grammar, but allas you have outsmarted me. Touché
Patrick Mill well, steady on, just a spelling mistake.
loodlebop sorry I was just trying to make a funny line didn’t wish to act like I was offended
Patrick Mill lol its OK I gotcha
Correction “A pirate who can’t swim is like a astronaut who can’t breathe in space you are useless “ dan 2018
“You didn’t warn me there’d be hentai Jon!”
Dan and up in the same video, im sold
Critical Exactly! More of this!
a sea of thieves video that doesnt use a kracken encounter as clickbait? absolutely stunning
i dont think even they really knew what was going on
"You didn't tell me there would be Hentai Jon!" ~N3 2018
"You didn't warn me about the Hentai"! - Daniel Hardcastle 2018
Just left the port and instantly attacked by the kraken .... Standard Nerdcubed video
Why does every British TH-camr I ever sub to end up doing a video with Dan a few weeks after I start watching them?
Jon - "Dan? You like did physics at university. That's basically boats."
Says the man who believes in Bridge Ballast... Love you Jon :D
That synchronized “Uh-oh!” was amazing
this is awesome cause i just found upisnotjumps channel like a week ago
Any video with Dan, Jon and Matt bickering like small children makes my day. I was a bit surprised other Matt managed to say anything with the frequent shouts of drop the anchor and Dan singing Pirate songs :-)
A crate of exotic skills.
The greatest seamen alive
“I’ve been eaten by a testicle”
-Dan 2018
MORE PLEASE SO MUCH MORE
How the fuck? Not even 2 minutes and they found the Kraken.
Dan: Where's the other Matt.
*crickets chirping*
Dan and John: Uh oh
Jackfrags made a whole video about searching for the Krakken and Dan found it in two minutes
Yeah and had to go to three separate islands and shit and dan just runs into it on accident
Plays game for two minutes *finds kraken*
Plays game for two days *hears wailing sound in the distance and that's it.*
"Theres so many holes"-Matt 2018
Jesus Christ the amount of Muppet Treasure Island references in this makes me so happy inside
Less than two minutes in-
*BAM!*
Kraken!
"I was enjoying your existence why!"
My life in a quote.
How did you run into the most iconic and most terrifying sea beastie of all time a minute and a half into the video? Nerd³, Matt, U.I.N.J, and M.A.T ladies and gentlemen.
There is a GURPS role playing negative trait called 'Weirdness Magnet' I think they all have it.
I cannot describe the swelling of my nerd heart when Jon called it a Crazy Ivan
I got a Sea of Thieves ad before this video, and when it showed the kraken tentacles, I went "It doesn't have krakens, it's just being over the top, isn't it..." Then I got less than two minutes into the video.
Oh ho....I got a really good story about that bloody damn kraken.....it's ass.
Oh do you now?
This feels like it needs some Dad cubed.
YOU DIDN'T WARN ME THERE'D BE HENTAI JOHN!!
Daniel Hardcastle: 2018
“It’s sea of thieves not sea of friends”-Dan 2018
I swear to god Dan, this is one of the funniest videos you’ve ever made. I love this new format your channel has taken on. Please keep up the good work!
Its been less than 3 minutes and you guys are already shouting to scuttle the ship.
This is what I expected, and I am not disappointed.
Two minutes in and we're off to a Kraken' start
YOU DIDN'T WARN ME THERE'D BE HENTAI JON
I like how Matt edits and gives Dan the go ahead but he isn’t in the title xD
Don Valentino matt isn't a special guest
Matt's part of NerdCubed, so he's not like an extra special guest.
OfficalNerdCubed 2k18-“you didn’t warn me there would be hentai john”
So... are pirate shanties just common knowledge in Nerd3's part of the world or...?
FlippyRoach20 Britain’s national anthem is actually “what shall we do with a drunker sailor?”
“YOU DIDNT TELL ME THERE’D BE HENTI JOHN!” 🤣😂
I haven't watched your channel for like 2 years and you haven't changed a bit
and thats a good thing :)
The muppets sing-along was a magnificent moment to live in history forever
Sailing for adventure...on the big blue wet thing!
It seems like the malevolence of Total Biscuit is following them throughout this game in the form of a tempest.
*Instantly meets The Kraken*
Matt stop drinking
No
SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO... and you run from a storm, almost crash and meet the Kraken... so normal Nerd cubed video
"Are there any Matts on board?"
This pair of videos have already been a voyage of their own.
I can see myself listening to Alestorm while playing this
Pretty sure Dan must feel like he is in heaven while playing this game. You know...because of his "not so well known thoughts when it comes to water in video games".
the fact Dan quoted Muppets Treasure island so many times in this makes me far to happy XD
Enjoying the casual Muppet treasure island references
This is your best video this year so far
“Alright let’s go.”
*leaves port*
“Is that a tentacle?”
YOU DIDN"T TELL ME THERE WOULD BE HENTAI!
This is my favourite One Piece episode
That water looks absolutely amazing
I like how Matt isn't included in the title of the video 😄😅
2 Minutes and you guys already find the fukken kraken
I feel like outside of Dan the crew didn't contribute enough Muppet Treasure Island references
GUYS WHAT KIND OF MEASUREMENT TYPE DID THE PIRATES USED TO MEASURE THEIR SHIPS?
YAARRRRRRRRD
Literally the best Sea of Thieves video I've seen. TO DATE.
Up is not jump and the nerd gang. A collab I didn't know i needed
*orgasms*
Stop drinking, Matt!
• N O •
Simply awesome. Loving the Muppet Treasure Island references too.
Dan: stop drinking
No!
This went exactly as horribly as i wanted it to
Make a permadeath series out of this and have guest stars for it.
Wow, they ran into the Kraken like immediately.
Lmao
Not even 50 seconds out of port and they got assaulted by an oversized octopus
This was so great I watched Muppets treasure island as a kid and now I wanna watch it again
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WOULD BE HENTAI
*AVAST PROCRASTINATORS!!!*
Bluskys procrastinators....
“A sail the size of Glasgow” 🏴
Song name: fish in the sea
Come oh you young sailors and Listen to me, I’ll sing you a song of the fish in the sea
And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes
And then up jump the hale with the slippery tale, climb up a loft and reach the top sail
And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes
And then up jump the shark with he’s nine rows of teeth saying you eat the dough boys and I’ll eat the beef
And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes
And then up jumps the whale the largest of all saying if you want any wind well I’ll blow ye’s a squall
And the windy weather was stormy weather boys when the wind blows were all together boys, blow ye winds westerly blow ye winds blow jolly southwestern as steady she goes