There is growing prosperity in Asshole Massacre, and more people are moving there, especially to escape the gross mismanagement happening in Lego Island.
If that is the sonic the Hedgehod of the day...... that would mean it got the same treatment as sonic the hedgehog got...... I shudder to imagine the Hand in Ass Champion Forces
Wish I could have seen a video like that.... instead I got disturbing footage of a womb.. They didn't tell me puberty would make me crush on Solid Snake..
That's also how they got the idea for the designs of Cloud and Sephiroth's swords. The age-old length vs girth debate, and they discovered…that they were both great
You’re one of my biggest inspirations for making YTP’s. Been watching your vids for over 10 years now, and while I’m a bit nostalgic and tend to rewatch your older ones more than your newer ones - I can’t say anyone has you beat in terms of longevity. You’re without a doubt on the Mount Rushmore of YTPers
As a lifelong Massachusetts resident, I'm offended. Our fair bay state does not blow fat loads. Our transportation infrastructure does, but that's different. At least we aren't Chode Island.
I’ve been watching your poops since I was a kid, and it’s genuinely so heartwarming that you’re not only still around, but that your content is as creative and high-quality as ever
I just looked it up and apparently "Toasters & Chainsaws" is not a real game, never more than a marquee. Apparently it was made by Keith Egging, Director of Creativity at Taito, to give employees there some inspiration as well as mess with competitors who may be watching this documentary. Which is a shame, but perhaps if the copyright isn't an issue some indie developer out there could create it for real on Steam or something
Heard stories about Hand in Ass Champion from my uncle. It was before my time, but he tells me he once held his local arcade's top score for four months.
You don't recognize the voice? That's Bruno Mars! It comes from his "Uptown Funk" song, it was super popular around a decade ago, I can't believe people already don't know who he is!
I was too young to experience 80's arcade games, but there's something very appealing about them. Simplicity and pure gameplay with enjoyable beeps and boops and pixel art.
Nothing like stepping out of a hot summer day into the air conditioned comfort of the arcade, lights and sounds blasting at you from every corner of this dark yet neon lit world. I loved them as a kid in the mid 1990s and I still do today.
Absolutely wonderful YTP right here. The amount of effort and time that goes into these is astounding. So much great visual work here with the sentence and letter mixing here! CS188, you should be proud truly.
The fact that you continue to get the main narrators to say “JUST BEE-LEAVE ME, DON’t WATCH” is very impressive. 10 years later and you still make me piss
New Yorkshire sounds like a pretty neat name for a fictional state or town in New England, ngl. Also nice that we got to go on a trip to a video game factory in the Ellieverse.
I wonder if Califoreskin is what California's borders are... I'm tempted to call them that if California somehow comes up in a casual conversation! Amazing YTP as always!
As an active pinball player (I live in an area with a competitive and lively hobbyist pinball scene) I can confirm that me and my friends always have to say "ayyy" if someone has a 69, 420, or 666 in their score
it's weird how that word started being used in the past year or two. before that, in the game dev world, it always just referred to the natural hard work you had to do to meet a deadline. Now it's some immoral crime against humanity?
"Incidentally, these games are not any fun at all..." "We've spent 75,000 man-years doing NOTHING!" "I could've done that for longer..." LMAO! Truly another masterpiece. It is a joy to get your great videos twice a month now.
2:51 Hopefully David is soon enlightened to the much better Nickelsh!t instead. And I gotta show my love to the replicated tracking effects at 5:15 too, that truly is some commitment to the YTP craft.
I always loved the Namco games when I was little. I'd always be at those multicades at sports bars or using those plug n plays at home. It's what got me into collecting consoles in general!
![[YTP] WELCOME TO SUCKSVILLE, U.S.A.](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uq6N3mpybJU/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] WELCOME TO SUCKSVILLE, U.S.A.](/img/tr.png)
![[YTP] GOING NUTS NUTS NUTS NUTS](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gey_WLTjkwo/mqdefault.jpg)
Man, back in the day, there was no better feeling than going to the arcade with your friends and blowing all your quarters on Mouse Crap.
I never got to play Toasters and Chainsaws. Sounds like an interesting concept though.
I’m more of a Chad Grandpa guy myself
Mouse crap was mid, the real chads drained their quarters on the masterpiece that was Hand in Ass Champion.
@elonleon4452 Nah it was all about ass invaders
Man, Man-Man sounds cool.
"The screen is full of dumb shit to avoid." 😂
Perfect description of 99.9% af all videogames ever.
Also a perfect description of 99.9% of AVGN's reviews.
⑨⑨.⑨% you say?
Touhou:
@@EpikBirb😂
Modern games
"On the average, it can take up to two hundred years and several hundred mistakes..."
Oh, they must be working on Cyberpunk in that clip.
or duke nukem forever lol
Sounds more like Star Citizen.
@@TrunkJunky Ooh, good call.
@@ace7933 My first choice, actually! Went for a more timely reference.
@@chuckporter9526 duke nukem forever took 14 years to make
When he started naming all the states I lost it 😂
ASSHOLE MASSACRE
“Califoreskin”
There is growing prosperity in Asshole Massacre, and more people are moving there, especially to escape the gross mismanagement happening in Lego Island.
@wolfskullwardagger3557 there ain't no island, you're gonna get trolled
@@orlandowordsmith6208 brick by brick...
In another universe, Hand in Ass Champion was the Sonic the Hedgehog of its day. Maybe we don't live in the best timeline after all...
"Go Hand-in-Assichu! Zap to the extreme!"
"I WILL! Thank you, Father!"
It was the top grossing game in the state of Ass Massacre.
Hand in ass champion colors
If that is the sonic the Hedgehod of the day...... that would mean it got the same treatment as sonic the hedgehog got...... I shudder to imagine the Hand in Ass Champion Forces
The workers work in a work room as fast as they can till they can’t
Pov: Amazon.
@@bling__brute6048heard they shoot their workers if they are too slow
UNIONIZE
@@chuckporter9526💪
A machine beats the workers into a bloody pulp
I love how Grand Dad still gets referenced by ytps. Joel knows that he accidentally created a monster.
Source? Haven't heard of this one.
Search for vargskelethor joel bootlegs
@@TheOfficialPSI Just look up "vinesauce joel reaction to 7 grand dad"
WACKY EFFECTS UUUUUU
Grand Dad?!
“In 1981 I spent a lot of time shooting up 9 billion dollars’ worth of drugs and I remember...well, zero” literally me
I remember watching this in Health class along with "What To Expect When Going Through Q-Berty".
Wish I could have seen a video like that.... instead I got disturbing footage of a womb.. They didn't tell me puberty would make me crush on Solid Snake..
@@CreesNostalgiaHutperfectly reasonable
3:30 Poor Rodney Dodney Dangerfield. Even when we pay our respects to him, he still gets no respect. No respect at all, I tell ya!
"I can't believe it, I'm losing to a minefield"
I tell ya, no respect. His mom took him to play in a field. It was a minefield!
Serious game players, jack off in the local arcade...
A master class in sentence mixing tbh.
Also, I love how much of a nostalgia bomb this is
He killed it here,in my opinion.
Chode island
Califoreskin made me lose my shit.
As an 80’s person, this sure brings back memories on how much video games consumed us all
Bet you were an expert in ass invaders
And consumed all of our pocket money. I was a Q*Bert champ at one point. My brother got through every level of Pac Man.
We spend 75000 man years doing
NOTHING
I was a child of the 80s and was right there in those arcades blowing my huge load….
…of quarters.
Thoughts and prayers for you. It must suck living inside of Pac Man
Oh wow that pacman not being allowed to become miss pacman was some seriously biting current topical.
Perfection as always. Reminds me of all the time me and my dad spent playing hand in ass champion as a kid
Hold up...
6:08
The 3 player mode was really fun!
...did you win?
Are ya winnin son?
Bad touch! Bad touch!
That tongue edit took me way off guard 🤣
I'm never grossed out but I was grossed out. Tuout!
Yeah, I almost spit out my coffee 😂
HE'S GOT PROBLEMS
Definitely a surprise 🫣
I recognize your pfp from somewhere...
You can always count on CS188 to get the JOJ done. And he doesn't have to do it all over again and leave us 100% unsatisfied.
Heh heh heh 😃
… ahem 😑
“The secret chamber of deep bumhole s*x”
A keystone in the history of video game development
"harry potter and the chamber of deep bumhole sex"
BLIZZARD moment
@SprDrumio64 the OOF that was heard for 1000 miles
I once read that Enix developed their first few titles in one of these.
That's also how they got the idea for the designs of Cloud and Sephiroth's swords. The age-old length vs girth debate, and they discovered…that they were both great
You’re one of my biggest inspirations for making YTP’s. Been watching your vids for over 10 years now, and while I’m a bit nostalgic and tend to rewatch your older ones more than your newer ones - I can’t say anyone has you beat in terms of longevity. You’re without a doubt on the Mount Rushmore of YTPers
Same here, my guy! I often use his references in some of my videos as well!
CS188, Flyingkitty, Yoshimaniac, and GrandaYY!
DaThings as well. What a perfect YTP rushmore.
That factory has some very dathingsy things going on with the worker abuse...
That's just how executives treat workers
BEGIN THE BEATING
Those of us that played Chad Grandpa, became one
No one did that
Don't even say it, not one word, not a single sylab.. grandad!
That 15 year old kid could probably be a grandpa now, so he likely is a Chad Grandpa.
Including the biggest Chad Grandpa of them all, Uncle Grandpa
*Chand* *Grampion* or *Grand Dad*
"These workers are under so much pressure. Why? Because the company executives eat testicles."
Perhaps the most based sentence to come out of a YTP.
Along with the entire Pac-Man becoming Ms. Pac-Man bit being 100% accurate & based.
If it really is that based, why can't you come up with your own term for it?@@Mind_Crimes
@@TheBcoolGuybased on your copium
@@M50A1 Another term people you don't like invented.
@@TheBcoolGuy Me when i say something cryptic (i'm winning the argument you guys, i swear)
This is how we bring back to the 80s video games era... in their own style.
As a lifelong Massachusetts resident, I'm offended. Our fair bay state does not blow fat loads. Our transportation infrastructure does, but that's different.
At least we aren't Chode Island.
Or New Yorkshire, or Califoreskin, or Calichusetts, or Massafornia.
3:48
"This is not a passing fad."
"This is not a pad."
"This is Cash Cab."
Best line in the YTP
“.... Sometimes this can get a bit confusing...”
''Question: Is it fair to make more money?"
Idk if I could put it over
"George Foreman, Intercourse Master. Lego Island asshole massacre."
I’ve been watching your poops since I was a kid, and it’s genuinely so heartwarming that you’re not only still around, but that your content is as creative and high-quality as ever
I just looked it up and apparently "Toasters & Chainsaws" is not a real game, never more than a marquee. Apparently it was made by Keith Egging, Director of Creativity at Taito, to give employees there some inspiration as well as mess with competitors who may be watching this documentary.
Which is a shame, but perhaps if the copyright isn't an issue some indie developer out there could create it for real on Steam or something
I mean, a similar thing has happened with Yeah Yeah Beebiss, so its certainly a possibility
CS has this incredible, unhinged ability to leave you with no idea where he's going with something. That was absolutely delightful.
This one was very "random edits"-like. Some good jokes, but not quite as good as WWIIIINDOOOOOWWSSS or other ones he has made recently.
I think he's just incredibly unhinged by I really have no idea.
"each of these states blow fat loads"
as someone from new hampshire, i can confirm this
I’ve never seen “goats” misspelled that way
''New YorkShire''
Ah, I remember playing Man-Man as a kid, it'd get me so hyped for adulthood.
... unfortunately, nowadays, I'm only half of what that game stood for.
Haalf the maaan I used to be
@nunyabusiness2785 STP FTW!
My Uncle had the high score on Hand In Ass Champion, Jizz Defender, and Pogger back in '82, but he was always too busy fiddling with his coffee.
Did his coffee happen to be undrinkable?
@setta8925 Yeah, he sadly later got more focused on trying to add cream and sugar than trying to beat arcade games.
A new *_KIND_* of coffee
too much fiddling with his free time i'm afraid
That's pretty harsh!
ASSHOLE MASSACRE had me rolling in pain. Too good.
That should be the name of a band. 😆
Heard stories about Hand in Ass Champion from my uncle. It was before my time, but he tells me he once held his local arcade's top score for four months.
Chand Grampion, Grogger, Out House Poop Trap, Secret Masterbators and Chainsaws...
This arcade had ALL the classics !!
I love in every intro you make someone say "just believe me, don't watch" lol😂
Same here dude! XD
You don't recognize the voice? That's Bruno Mars! It comes from his "Uptown Funk" song, it was super popular around a decade ago, I can't believe people already don't know who he is!
@@koolaid33they meant when someone in the ytp says it
Same XD
4:45 Describes Namco's current relationship with AtGames.
*_GULAGA_* is how it's properly pronounced - thanks for shedding some light on this age-old conundrum!
Thanks for keeping my juvenile sense of humor alive for over 10 years.
4:45 social commentary is unironically one of my favorite things to find in a YTP
As a game developer I can confirm that the secret chamber of butthole s*x is a critical step in the design process.
I mean, it's Blizzard's centerpiece after all!
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Isn't there an informal measure of game design with how long it takes the player to draw a penis?
I was too young to experience 80's arcade games, but there's something very appealing about them. Simplicity and pure gameplay with enjoyable beeps and boops and pixel art.
Nothing like stepping out of a hot summer day into the air conditioned comfort of the arcade, lights and sounds blasting at you from every corner of this dark yet neon lit world. I loved them as a kid in the mid 1990s and I still do today.
@@strimbimmin328Keoebles still has an acrade area
This is one of your best YTPs you have made in awhile. Though that could just be the subject and focus of this video being very relatable to me.
"I should consider trying to lay off the drugs."
CS188, probably.
Love this video. Never stop with these poops. x3
0:17 the fake game names alone made me out of breath already. just pure LMAO
Oof. I got hearted. but I edited it
I gotchu
Grand dad
@@KyuJuEX099xMade me lmfao too! 🤣
Hand in ass champion
Absolutely wonderful YTP right here. The amount of effort and time that goes into these is astounding. So much great visual work here with the sentence and letter mixing here! CS188, you should be proud truly.
1:12
was *not* expecting a Wow! It's Made callback...
The Grand Dad reference…the Ms. Pac-Man joke…all of the sentence mixing…absolutely sublime
I don't see why anyone would be passing laws against something that is impossible. But then again, time machines are illegal in China.
All those state names at the end just had me rolling! Good to know you still have insane quality after all these years.
1:43 Ass invaders...
Damn CS I still remember those days from your Let's Play YTPstreams!!!
"Why? I would not know."
Guy's humble and knows it's okay to admit you don't know something.
You say "just believe me don't watch", you know damn well I'm gonna watch!
0:38 - i love the subtle reference to "paper towels, paper towels, paper taper taper towels"
"People are passing laws banning laws from their town" 😂
How is it that every time I think about rewatching your YTPs, you release a new one as soon as I have that thought?
Great as always, cs188.
literlally
I was so good at Hand In Ass Champion back in the day. Flipped the score.
0:23 FLINTSTONES!?!?!
AUUUUGH GRAND DAD!
0:28 Chad Flintstone
1:54 dude that shit caught me off guard LMAO
"When you're trying to say Galaga, you're bound to say Gulago"
Yeah. It happens... snappens~
4:04 Yes please, totally down for having Jack Black as our President
Sentence mixing is top notch, I laughed all the way to Califoreskin!
Man-Man, Chad Grandpa, and Mouse Crap really brought the nostalgia back to me.
seeing cs188 reference modern jokes and memes is trippy after being on an old cs video binge
6:01 Slow Americans. Wow. That's a blast from the past!
5:17 as a Califoreskinian, I approve this joke.
Dream of Califoreskination
I dream of Georgiafornication
Alternate title: "Too Much Fiddling with the Joystick"
Damn, wish I had thought of that. I put your alternate title in the description though!
@@cs188 I feel so honored having the approval of God!
I love it! Perfectly put together and all around hilarious x3
0:33 I've been Hand in Ass Champion for 12 years running.
The Bally part screamed Wow It's Made and I love it.
The fact that you continue to get the main narrators to say “JUST BEE-LEAVE ME, DON’t WATCH” is very impressive. 10 years later and you still make me piss
5:19 completely caught me off guard 😭
Mamachusetts Calichusetts Califoreskin Gerogiafornia New Yorkshire Chode Island Geroge Foreman Intercourse Master Lego Island A hole Massacare
New Yorkshire sounds like a pretty neat name for a fictional state or town in New England, ngl.
Also nice that we got to go on a trip to a video game factory in the Ellieverse.
Thank you for letting me know that Chode Island exists, man. That was absolutely hilarious!
"The workers work" together with all the worker abuse seems like a time displaced wow its made
I wonder if Califoreskin is what California's borders are... I'm tempted to call them that if California somehow comes up in a casual conversation!
Amazing YTP as always!
Man, you're good at this. You should do it for a living.
Oh wait. You do.
5:15 new states just dropped
Things got a little too real for a moment when the laws were passed to prevent Pacman from becoming Ms Pacman.
As an active pinball player (I live in an area with a competitive and lively hobbyist pinball scene) I can confirm that me and my friends always have to say "ayyy" if someone has a 69, 420, or 666 in their score
Rendering it in 480p made some of the edits hard to tell from the original, they looked so good.
"The workers work as fast as they can until they can't."
Damn, didn't realize game companies had crunch even in the 80s.
oh they had crunch alright, they just didn't call it crunch 😂
it's weird how that word started being used in the past year or two. before that, in the game dev world, it always just referred to the natural hard work you had to do to meet a deadline. Now it's some immoral crime against humanity?
the part from 5:08 on is chefs kiss. IMPECCABLE sentence mixing
As a proud resident of New Hampshire I'm glad we're finally recognized for our ability to blow fat loads.
congratulations to ms pacman on her transition, i'm so proud of her
"Incidentally, these games are not any fun at all..."
"We've spent 75,000 man-years doing NOTHING!" "I could've done that for longer..."
LMAO! Truly another masterpiece. It is a joy to get your great videos twice a month now.
0:14 WALK I- WALK I- WALK I- WALK I-
0:32 MAN - MAN and Hand In Arse Champion, my favourites!
2:51 Hopefully David is soon enlightened to the much better Nickelsh!t instead.
And I gotta show my love to the replicated tracking effects at 5:15 too, that truly is some commitment to the YTP craft.
I always loved the Namco games when I was little. I'd always be at those multicades at sports bars or using those plug n plays at home. It's what got me into collecting consoles in general!
I can't tell you youngins how many quarters I've spent playing a rousing match of Chad Grandpa.
"Community's around the world are passing laws to ban pac man from becoming Ms pac man." I felt that
My favorite part was when he road a hamster in road island to an eggplant factory. Reminded me of my childhood🤔
the bit about the workers working reminds me so much of wow its made
These esoteric YTP sources always make me happy
This is not a pad, this is cash cab - Jack MiM, president of video games
"Communities around the country are creating laws to prevent Pac-Man from becoming Ms. Pac-Man. Why? Fear... Rumors..."
Cs188 knows what's up
that line was beautiful, also absolutely accurate
hoping the moral panic around queer and trans folks existing quiets down soon
Love the attention to detail given to changing all the arcade cabinet names! Can't wait to play _Chad Grampian!_
I almost cried laughing at this one lmfao
1:01 Rockstar releasing GTA 6 be like
4:12 “Chainsters and Toe Saws”, I laughed my butt off watching this.
4:11
The jokes in these YTPs and word combos makes it comedy gold.
0:17 ''FRORF'' my favorite arcade game of the deCaC [l0l]