You know what, next episode will be "Clueless Yandere Girlfriend Doesn't Know What An Amber Alert Is". The thumbnail should say, "Who and Why is Amber texting you?"
Apologies if this sounds over-analytical, but I wonder what kind of life this character had before she met the listener. I’d imagine some kind of neglectful treatment that had festered throughout their life till they met someone who was the exact opposite of all of that, and now doesn’t want to lose that. Either way, I wanna protec
Yandere Mess: *Threatening the lamp/lomp* My lighter and flashlight: *Nervous sweating* Jokes aside, having a lamp that has a design of a glowing orb sounds like a must have item
“There are multiple types of furniture?” Yep. I hope that clears up that little misunderstanding. Please be more careful next time; I don’t want you hurting yourself! Lovely audio Mindful! Hope you have a fantastic day, stay safe and well-rested! She’s learning, slowly but surely. Hope you’re doing well and feeling better Mindful!
a lamp... OF COURSE LOL im lovin these tho probably most unique Yandere RP series ever, she gonna get jealous of air next cuz we need it more than her?
My only conclusion is she's from the neolithic period and she's been transported/reincarnated to the present and she has no understanding of modern technology. I thought bronze age at first but even then they had locks and lamps.
I forgot to mention that Mess watched "Sonic X"'s Moon Ball episode, and she did not know lamps doesn't hypnotize people.
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The next one should be "Clueless Yandere Girlfriend doesn't know what a digital personal assistant is" "WHO IS ALEXA/GOOGLE/SIRI? WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO THEM?" Lol
No need to be alarm, it's just a lamp to light up the room in darkness. I would never replace you because I love you. As i hold your hand and gaze into your lovely eyes. You'll always be the light of my life my adorable sweetheart.
thanks for another great audio and some seriously needed laugh MM ❤ ps. ofc glowing orb, If You love sentient geometrical shapes known as Talorid then answer is obvious. IYKYK (damn im old, making Ultima references here 🤣)
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She goes outside and looks directly at the sun to assert dominance over it.
You know what, next episode will be "Clueless Yandere Girlfriend Doesn't Know What An Amber Alert Is". The thumbnail should say, "Who and Why is Amber texting you?"
LMAO
I’m starting to think you’ve made a list of potential scenarios for our crazy and clueless leading lady.
I would never record something like that xD
@@mindfulmessasmr What about paying more attention to the car??? Then she gets jealous.
@@mindfulmessasmr I’m begging you
Lamp: *exists*
Clueless Yandere GF: ...and I took that personally
I can’t believe she didn’t know I was part moth!
Of course I’m obsessed with her, but lamps? That’s a whole nother level of obsession
Clueless girl friend is my favourite mindful mess pseudo series.
I could watch a hundred of these and then ask for a thousand more, They’re wonderful.
Awe, I'm glad you like the series!!!
Apologies if this sounds over-analytical, but I wonder what kind of life this character had before she met the listener. I’d imagine some kind of neglectful treatment that had festered throughout their life till they met someone who was the exact opposite of all of that, and now doesn’t want to lose that. Either way, I wanna protec
“And on the third day, MM said *‘Let there be light!’* and so Clueless came forth.”
Yandere Mess: *Threatening the lamp/lomp*
My lighter and flashlight: *Nervous sweating*
Jokes aside, having a lamp that has a design of a glowing orb sounds like a must have item
The clueless yandere is really blossoming as a character😌. Well done, MM.🖤🖤
Thank you!!!
A wanna see more of her!! Maybe do one with the Yandere girlfriend doesn't know what a pet is?
I'll see what I can do!!!
Clueless yandere Is confused with something's for the 188869 time
Me: How many times we need to have this conversation
“There are multiple types of furniture?” Yep. I hope that clears up that little misunderstanding. Please be more careful next time; I don’t want you hurting yourself! Lovely audio Mindful! Hope you have a fantastic day, stay safe and well-rested!
She’s learning, slowly but surely. Hope you’re doing well and feeling better Mindful!
Thank you, I hope you’re also doing well!! And I’m doing better day by day :3
@@mindfulmessasmr I’m glad to hear that, and I’m doing well!
Haha I just love these roleplays with a clueless gf, they never fail to make me smile 😄
A clueless Yandere GF at that honey
The clueless gf series is easily my favorite of any ASMR series out there. It's absolutely great
Awe, thank you!!!
"Oh no, it's already gotten into my brain"
Me: "What brain?"
Relationship ended successfully.
I love pondering on my orb for hours at a time. LÄMP is also kinda cool but pondering on an orb is just exhilarating
Is she the type of girl to say: "Do you mean to tell me... A shrimp, fried this rice?"
I want to say yes xD
This has to be the best series ever
Awe, I'm glad you think so!! :3
@@mindfulmessasmr its just so funny how she finds every conceivable thing we could cheat on her with
a lamp... OF COURSE LOL im lovin these tho probably most unique Yandere RP series ever, she gonna get jealous of air next cuz we need it more than her?
xD
I will admit, I don’t like yanderes, but I read, “doesn’t know what a lamp is,” and had to investigate… I am not disappointed
I'd prefer to ponder an orb, rather than a lämp.
I usually avoid yandere, but I like the harmless ones, she seems nice...🌌
💚 Glowing orb if it includes those Tesla orbs that has electricity visible inside, also orb to ponder upon.
This series is the best MM, I think she is from different planet 😊☺️
Awe, I’m glad you’re enjoying the series!!!
My only conclusion is she's from the neolithic period and she's been transported/reincarnated to the present and she has no understanding of modern technology. I thought bronze age at first but even then they had locks and lamps.
SHES BACK!!! :D
The possibilities are endless with this gf
All hail the big lamp in the sky.
In a constant negative state that feels like a cave with no way out you are my daily ray of hope.
I love you❤
I hope you’re doing okay!!!
"Well, lamp or glowing orb?"
Well, aren't both of these objects compatible for combining?
I forgot to mention that Mess watched "Sonic X"'s Moon Ball episode, and she did not know lamps doesn't hypnotize people.
The next one should be "Clueless Yandere Girlfriend doesn't know what a digital personal assistant is"
"WHO IS ALEXA/GOOGLE/SIRI? WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO THEM?" Lol
This is such an interesting concept of a character 😂
I'm glad you think so!! :3
@@mindfulmessasmr of course friend! Creative content is so cool to find!
She's adorable
might be good to try and introduce her to the concept of inanimate objects
I hope you are well Mindfulmess, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
Thank you, you as well!!!
The clueless yandere vids always make me laugh
Amazing audio!!!
Thank you!!!
How sheltered was this girl.
Messydere is back at it again
hehe clueless yandere gf might be my favorite character on the channel
Wait until she sees the sun
This was really nice.
Thank you!!!
Come on M. Give me that mysterious glowing orb
...at this point I'm legitimately worried.
I have a lava lamp 🌋🕯️
(It was supposed to be blue ,but looks more purple.)
The scary thing is there are people out there who are legit like that makes me feel like Elbert Einstein xd
*...Face Palms*
No need to be alarm, it's just a lamp to light up the room in darkness. I would never replace you because I love you. As i hold your hand and gaze into your lovely eyes. You'll always be the light of my life my adorable sweetheart.
Lamp it will blink first
U are the light of my life bae 😘🥰😍💖🐰
This hurts my soul
I'm sorry, I hope you're okay!!!
❤️👍
i mean, id be mad too if a fucking lamp replaced me
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one..
🧡💙
Oh god, what happens when she finds out about the sun?
🥤🥤🥤
Your Apple Juice is served Mindfulmess 💁🏽♀️🥂
Have you thought about making these into a comic series?
I don't know how to draw x3
@@mindfulmessasmr you can commission an artist to do it for you.
If mindful was to respond, would a lightbulb be considered a glowing orb? xD
I am not sure xD
Girl just doesn’t understand inanimate objects.
Clueles gf its my favorite gf!
T_T..........I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
I don’t know if this is the meme or you’re emotions, but either way I hope you’re okay!!!
Wat about a pokemon that’s a Lamp 🤔
Yanderes >>>
So any of these in series?
Cause it feels like it
But you never mark it
I haven’t put them in a playlist yet xD
Okay, but two questions: How did she survive before she met the listener, and how did she never learn anything at all?
A sad backstory that I have not gone into much detail with but have mentioned a little bit throughout her series x3
Like 😊
Yayyy!!!!
I wonder what she'd do with a pet cat
Love the kitty :3 Animals are nice
@@mindfulmessasmr Yandere petting a stray cat for 30 minutes while you're rushing to an appointment ASMR when????
Oh yeah, this type of girl is perfect as a girlfriend ✨
Oi drink water >:(
If M were to reply what would she say? glowing orb. How are you today M?
I’m doing better today, I hope you’re well!!!
@@mindfulmessasmr I'm well
Who is "scam likely" and why do they keep calling you?
That’s a good one xD
thanks for another great audio and some seriously needed laugh MM ❤
ps. ofc glowing orb, If You love sentient geometrical shapes known as Talorid then answer is obvious. IYKYK
(damn im old, making Ultima references here 🤣)
Oh she never fails to amuse me 🤍
Lovely audio M 🤍
Have a blessed day 🤍🤍
Thank you, and you as well!!!