ASMR Binaural Medical Role Play: A Snake Oil Salesman for Relaxation
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ส.ค. 2024
- "Dammit Jim, I'm a snake oil salesman, not a doctor!" Hello everyone! This ASMR video features A LOT: Ear Cleaning, Eye Examinations, Ear Examination, Scalp Massages, Ear Brushing, Ear Covering, Tooth Brushing, Fizzing, Ear to Ear Whispering and Soft Speaking, Tuning Fork, Close Up Personal Attention, Latex Gloves, Ear Massage, Follow the Light, Pointer Action, Writing Sounds, Spray Sounds, Compressed Air Spray, a couple injections, and a whole lot of Woo. This role play was cursed: I filmed it three times cause I wasn't happy with the mood of the videos. The first two takes felt too...mean spirited I guess, I tried a new voice that felt a little patronizing, so I did this one without incorporating the entirety of the snake oil salesman persona, and put a more modern application in it. I was inspired to do this by a couple things: beauty commercials that make absurd claims by people in front of amazing ring lights wearing false eyelashes, the time I went to a fair and a psychic tried to convince me I was psychic (by trying to get me to pay her and her daughter a whole lot of money to show me how psychic I was), but mostly I just wanted to do a whole bunch of ASMR stuff to your face but I couldn't think of legitimate reasons for them :P. I hope the role play translates into some silliness that tingles you into oblivion. Happy Viewing!
PS. "Never trust a big butt and a smile..."
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"You've taken an eye test before, haven't you?"
Yes, approximately 300. Some 290 of those were on youtube though.
Almost 7 years and still my favorite asmr
Hello!
I'm a Japanese person,so it's difficult for me to write english sentence.
I surprised to hear your voice.
Your voice is so beautiful that I can't help sleeping!
Please good luck!
Thank you very much!
Hey man how's your english doing?
I thought you did quite well, good for you! Have you continued to use or practice English?
@@flounder2129 Better then most amercians. -Said the American.
Timestamps! Only seven and a half years late on this one, forgive the poor timing. My timestamps are hyperspecific because if you're anything like me, you want to start at a specific point in a video.
| 0:00 - Heather's Intro
| 0:11 - Nostra Remedium Intro
| 0:43 - Welcome! Here's what we do.
| 1:30 - Opening up your energy
| 1:30 - Sit back, relax
| 1:55 - Using a tuning fork to open your energy
| 4:22 - Some ligh reiki, as a treat (Don't worry, it works regardless if you believe)
| 6:27 - Examining you
| 6:36 - Putting on gloves (Purple!)
| 7:18 - Examining your eyes
| 7:18 - Intro to the eye chart
| 7:58 - The not-printed-oddly eye chart
| 10:02 - Looking at your eyes with a light
| 12:46 - Shuffling papers around and taking notes
| 13:32 - Examining your face
| 13:32 - Explanation of procedure
| 13:54 - Pawing at your face
| 15:17 - Taking notes
| 15:40 - Examining your mouth
| 15:40 - Finding that compressor
| 16:00 - Explanation of procedure
| 16:14 - Open wide!
| 17:11 - Taking notes
| 17:28 - Examining your ears
| 17:28 - Explanation of procedure
| 18:10 - Looking inside your ear (Left)
| 19:15 - Looking inside your ear (Right)
| 20:29 - The whisper test
| 20:29 - Explaining the whisper test
| 20:57 - Whisper test (Right)
| 21:51 - Whisper test (Left)
| 22:45 - Examining your scalp
| 22:45 - Explanation of procedure
| 23:06 - Examination
| 24:24 - Changing gloves
| 24:49 - Treatments
| 24:49 - Explanation of treatments
| 24:53 - Explaining the eye treatment
| 25:31 - Explaining the skin treatment
| 25:46 - Explaining the teeth treatment
| 26:09 - Explaining the ear treatment
| 26:26 - Explaining the scalp treatment
| 26:41 - Explaining the inoculations
| 27:33 - Payment (Upfront! Your health is worth it)
| 28:08 - Treating you
| 28:17 - Putting on gloves
| 29:08 - Eye Treatment
| 29:08 - Treating your eyes (with something that isn't mascara)
| 32:18 - Prepping for the eye test
| 31:50 - Retesting your eyes (Definitely with the same chart)
| 35:00 - Skin Treatment
| 35:00 - Applying the serum
| 37:55 - Applying air to your face (To cool the active ingredients, obviously)
| 39:46 - Ear Treatment
| 39:56 - Prepping for the ear treatment
| 40:20 - Treating your ears (Left)
| 41:14 - Treating your ears (Right)
| 42:32 - Brushing your ears (Right)
| 43:12 - Brushing your ears (Left)
| 43:47 - Teeth Treatment
| 45:20 - Scalp Treatment
| 45:20 - Prepping for scalp treatment
| 46:06 - Spraying your hair
| 46:28 - Massaging your scalp
| 47:31 - Innoculations
| 47:31 - Prepping for inoculations
| 47:53 - Wiping down your arm
| 48:08 - Stabbing you with a needle (Three times)
| 51:10 - Wrapping up
| 52:17 - Heather's Outro
I don't forgive you. You are way too late. Please, get out.
as someone who believes in chi and energy healing (placebo or not), your 'healing' technique just felt so soothing. I loved the way you "flicked it away" at the end.
well thank you! I am happy it worked for you!
1:43 So I was trying to get to sleep and heard the "...spiritual mentor from Dagobah." And I busted out laughing. Then I got to the bit where you started talking about all the fake diseases and I'm now red in the face. Also, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Thanks Heather.
:P my pleasure! I am glad you got it :)
@@HeatherFeatherASMR strong with the Force, you are.
Even after almost a year, I still come back to this video. A true work of art.
My favorite ASMR ever
I agree, I love this video. One of her all time best uploads!!
My baby died
+mason keithley
oh
Crimson agony .-.
IrontMesdent c
I love how all the letters are intentionally blurry xD
Thanks to Calliope for bringing me back to this classic. Had forgotten about this one.
Just wondering, who is calliope?
@@maisiebogitch5290 search for Calliope Whispers ASMR and you will find her channel. She made a Snake Oil Salesman roleplay right around the time I posted this.
perfect timing for here in the UK
I love the out-of-focus eye chart. Had me laughing out loud!
Very creative!
Lol at first I thought this was gonna be full on old west style like with wagon and top hat sort of Snake oil sales person, which sounds a little less relaxing. I was glad I clicked though.
The ear test starting around 18:30... wowza!!!... my brain was tingling like crazy... and your ability to create 3D audio... I swear you're in my room, walking around, making my hair flutter when you whisper up close. You're the true master of ASMR and we're all just putty in your hands.
I get a message on my phone saying 'heather has uploaded....' and my brain goes 'aah, a good night sleep ahead!!'
Just seeing the message relaxes me.
How do you get your phone to tell you when Heather has uploaded a video??? I must know! I NEED to put that on my phone.
TheTongueTwisler support.google.com/youtube/answer/3382248?hl=en
I feel the same way when I see the notification from TH-cam.......I am in ♥ with Heather Feather!
Ha, me too!
Felipe Vasconcelos You are a champion! thanks for that :D
Can you believe this, that it took so long to the algorithme to finally show me this video ☺️After watching several times the version by the beautiful Calliope💗 I'm glad I 've finally Watched the original. That's really soothing ASMR & so much needed these days. I loved also how funny & cute it was 😁thank you Heather !
"You ready?"
"NO HEATHER THAT NEEDLE IS SIX INCHES LONG DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M READY TO YOU"
I actually did get a little scared when you pulled that needle out, though. Great video--massive tingles all the way through! :)
hahahahah I knew you were ready :)
Until a week ago, I had never seen any of the Star Wars movies (I know, I'm a huge sci-fi fan, I'm not sure how that happened) whichs means, after months of watching/listening to this video and wondering where Dagobah is, I FINALLY got it!
OHHH! I knew that part sounded familiar!
I took a break from watching this vid earlier and then came back to finish it a minute ago. I'd stopped it at 50:12, so when I came back, all I saw was the background for a second and then Heather with a needle.
Let's just say that I felt it had escalated.
Ive waited 9 years for this video. Since before the asmr Community, when we all had to go from instructional massage videos to my faves, shamanic rituals and other bogus stuff. My god this is lovely
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I am so greatful for all of you ASMR composers. I have been finding alot of solace in this sort of content when dealing with anxiety. It's greatly appreciated by me.
I have insomnia, and the only prescription is MOAR TUNING FORK!
But seriously, DAT TUNING FORK DOE!
#NeedMoarFeatheryFork
YESH CERTAINLY
You are no fraud Heather. You're awesome. You could never be a Snake Oil Salesman!...BUT LIKE ALWAYS! AMAZING SOUNDS!
I was literally hypnotized, right from the start. The tuning fork is one of my biggest triggers, I find it very cleansing and effective, also on a body level. Plus, you are so sweet and stunning... awww. Thank you, fairy Heather, for your magnificent ASMR spells!
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so nice to see you here! I shall do more for you in the future, my lovely friend! Thank you for your kind words, I hope you are doing well
Awesome video as always Heather! The tuning fork was an amazing trigger for me, would love to see more of it!
I love how you incorporated all the best tingles in one video ! 🙌
I love the whispers directly into the mics, it feels like you are right in my ear and I get the best sensation from it.
You are masterful at providing unique, original, ASMR sounds. Even so, your e2e whispering is always a treat and never gets dull. Thank you!
6 years later, still a classic *chefs kiss*
This is the best ASMR video I've ever seen, and I've seen more than 100. Thank you, Heather Feather! You are like an angel ^___^
Really enjoyed this vid, Heather. Some very funny little references tucked away. Great idea for the scenario too. Another very clever, but more importantly, very enjoyable vid.
Great work.
Thank you so much for all the hard work you put in to your videos! They are always so entertaining and relaxing at the same time.
During the word hearing At first I thought u said "YAW BITCHES", then it took me a couple seconds to comprehend "cabbages" @.@
HAHAHAHAHA
I love all of your work, but I think this is the wittiest and most entertaining piece you have done. You are spectacular.
This is by far the video that has relaxed me most of any ASMR video. Most of these relax me extremely well, and some even give me tingles (even though I've never had many tingles). Excellent work, Heather!
Even your voice alone gives me ASMR. You are truly in a league of your own, Heather! Thank you for all you do!
Your role plays are always amazing and you seem to get better and better in each video, well done :)
This was absolutely amazing, and it's now my go-to ASMR video. Thank you for doing all you do to make your videos so perfect :)
This is simply awesome!! Heather, you are the most creative and fun ASMRtist!!!
I've been waiting for this video for so long! :D Thank you, Heather Feather!
The poem at the beginning and the list of illnesses later on just make me smile and laugh. The ear exam is a favorite too. Great job Heather!
Heather! I must let you know how amazing your videos are! You never fail to trigger me and I am so grateful for all the time and effort you put into making these for us. Thank you!
Thank YOU for watching!
this was just hilarious. i was prepared to mention how you had miraculously cured my insomnia, but every time i got close to drifting off, i would chuckle again. LOVED the cures. I hope your spiritual adviser on dagoba continues to offer you knowledge. i just love your roleplays. i almost always have to watch them twice, once to enjoy, once to go to sleep, but i often don't make it thru the first time. thanks for your hard work. its truly appreciated.
I have insomnia too and I can't sleep without asmr vids by people like heather.
Haha, I usually watch the other way around. I'll watch them to relax/sleep and eventually I'll manage to wake it to the end awake.
Your whispering at 22:00 was amazing...this had to have been one of my greatest asmr experiences yet. Thanks so much for what you do.
gotta love yodas relaxing tuning forks technique! i come back to this video over and over again
This video was the first thing to ever also give me tingles in my spine as well as my head, love this.
I work night shifts and when i get home sometimes i cant sleep. But whenever i watch your videos. Its like they just tell my brain, "hey, its time to sleep". Its amazing! I've fallen asleep to this video several times. I love this channel.
YEEES, Heather, you're so boss with these roleplays.
It, like, blows my mind how you're getting so good at this, and it's like up there with the other awesome ASMR TH-camrs out there. I really hope that you get the opportunity to grow into something better.
Again you are a pleasure, Heather. I especially appreciated the disease names although you forgot 'firefly bite" and the "serenity sickness". Lol.
Also your tuning fork gig was a complete success. I nearly crashed right there and missed the whole video.
I want you to know I appreciate all you do and sincerely wish I could add my name to the end of your videos as well. You truly deserve it. Props. Job well done. And a shout out to 'them behind the curtain'.
This is my very favourite ASMR video. You're very creative with your videos, I especially enjoy that. Keep up the great work, heather!!
I'm so happy you started with the eye exam and the light! That's been my favorite trigger recently.
I have been waiting for this one! So excited to listen to it, tonight.
Yet another marvelous video Heather, I was tingling for all 55 glorious minutes.
Might I say your eyes are utterly tantalizing in this video also.
This was really awesome. Lots of hilarious/silly elements to it, loved the woo parts and the funny references but honestly, some of my favorite triggers are here and I found some new ones I didn't know I had (like tuning forks, oh man...i had no idea...those are amazing!) this is my new favorite ASMR video.
I'm only 7 minutes into this and it's already one of my favorites! Thank you so much, Miss Feather!
Absolute favorite ASMR vid of all time! You really outdid yourself, Heather!
THANK YOUUU!
no, thank YOU!
While I follow many different ASMR artists, you are the only one I actual fall asleep to on a regular basis. Bless you.
I am a HUGE fan of the energy-pulling movements, particularly with the little "whsk" noise your hands make as they throw the bad energy away. This, the tarot card video, and the more recent (as of now) one with the energy manipulation are some of my favorites of your videos.
I feel like the quality of this video is pretty amazing. I've taken a break from asmr videos lately so maybe it's just because I haven't seen the amazing HeatherFeather vids in awhile but it just somehow seems better!
Thank you heather for another wonderful video, when you come real close to the camera and whisper I get the most amazing chills right up the sides of my back and on the back of my neck love it! your fantastic :)
So good. Thankyou for putting so much time and effort into these :)
I have a Civil War era snake oil salesman character but he is not at all an ASMR character. You continue to astounding and entertain me as you provide tingles and relaxation, Heater.
The tuning fork is amazing XD. Explosive tingles all the way through, thanks Heather :D.
Oh man... the fizzing and the brushing sounds at around 43 minutes... Awesomesaurus!
"They all appear blurry?" Yes, except for the stick and the beoard, which are crystal clear. That is so absurd!
…it's a joke...
Ian Bentson ...it's a joke...
It's a snake oil salesman thing. I commented because of the absurdity of the coup. How come it is just the letters that are blurry?
What they do is put a sheet over top of the letters that makes it blurry and then when they give you the stuff to help you they take off the sheet to make you think it helped
Give the asmr quedn title to admrrequests she is awesome, if you dont know her, well check her out *****
Well acted, once again I'm reminded why you're my favourite ASMR artist. Also I love those devious expressions you pull :)
Not sure what it is about this video but it puts me to sleep faster and more consistently than any other! I must have watched this 100 times and I still have no idea what happens in the second half of the video! I usually don't even make it to the hearing test
tuning fork gave me chills!! amazing video as usual
Heather, this is my favourite so far!! Amazing!
Absolutely brilliant! Please please make more in this theme! .. Thsnks for your excellent work Heather X
Perfect as always!!!! Thank you for all your hard work.
This is actually my favorite role play. I love all the medical role plays you do. But this one became my favorite lol love the false diseases that cracked me up.
Greatest asmr vid I have ever seen in my asmr watching time period
This is still like one of the best ASMR videos that ever existed. Pure legend.
So many tingles in this video! Your videos always impress.
I've had a really really rough day, and it's always so good to see that you uploaded a new video. It's a perfect timing and It cheered me up, for real. That's why you're my favorite person ever
Damn girl, you make me sleepy. I was listening to this while doing school work and my eyes were crossing, I'll be rewatching this later on tonight i'm sure it'll put me right to bed! Loved it.
I really love the tapping of the stick on the eye chart, brain-meltastic!
oh my gosh Heather this is amazing! I am so glad you persevered with it, coz it is a new addition to my top ten!!! Tingling so hard all the way through!!
You know medical RPs are my fave :)
I laughed so hard at the Wizard of Oz reference in the eye test!!
I love your characterisation too :) and I love you!!! gaaaahhhh ALL the kiwi love coming your way!!!
Your Videos Are one of the few things that can get me to sleep when I'm on insomnia kick. Thank you for the sleep!
This is still one of my favorite asmr videos OF ALL TIME.
Awesome just in time, I have been stressed all morning. Thank you very much Heather.
WOOOOW that tuning fork I GOT MAD TINGLES best so far for me !!
This is one of my "go-to" videos for some tingles! I learned how huge a trigger "energy plucking" is for me from this video! Plus, I simply love the Pete's Dragon reference - that was my favorite movie as a child!
it works way better when you play along. I read the letters and followed the light and all that. somehow it intensifies the tingles.
I love the sound of the rubber gloves, queen of asmr
Getting blown away from the sound blast of the Tim McGraw commercial about killed me before I had the chance to receive medical attention.
Very cool beginning! I'm liking it so far! :3
This was a very, very good RP. It had some comedy that was very enjoyable. Great job and it has become one of my most listened.
Thanks for the kind words! I am happy you enjoyed it!
Heather Feather Love your vids Heather! They're funny and cool and they give me that good ASMR buzz that I just can't get from Ativan! Keep up the good work and pay no mind to the critics! :-)
I couldnt even wait until tonight to watch this! Very good!
Still in love! Omg these videos are amazing! Put me right to sleep :) I couldnt ask for any better. Keep up the great work beautiful!
Another wonderful and great video again Heather nice job!
Always enjoy the little Easter eggs you put in to videos, Pete's dragon yay!
I watch this video for the 4th time, but I can not see out, constantly falling asleep :D Thank you so much for my good night's sleep!)
You're doing the best medical ASMR!) I'll wait for new video
Wow! This one is especially relaxing and tingling! Huge thanks as always and one thank you more ^_^
I have to say, after watching this the second time I had the most intense tingles ever! I was almost comatose and had to lie down (I'm always sitting by my computer) and just let the tingles do their thing. Amazing job once again!
wow!! I am happy it was so effective for you!
Thank you so much for your videos! I always go for your medical ones to help me relax and sleep...and I found that I occasionally trigger from your Doctor's Jacket....which is a win for me! Again....Thank you so much for your videos, you ease a troubled mind to relaxing.
Ahhhhhhh Pete's dragon is literally my favorite movie! That intro was perfect!
Those rubber gloves around my face.. wow! I havent felt tingles for a while, so thank you Heather! I love your videos! Keep doing what ypu do!
- Jonas
This was everyone I love put together! I watched the video in small increments because I fall asleep too quickly lol
Your intro reminded me of Jason sedaikas' s skit on saturday night live when he played a espn commentator and had to take time to acknowledge the sponsors. One of his best characters ever.