Originally aired 7/24/2014. The Cinema Snob reviews the Italian Hercules film, and is tempted to throw a bear into space! Subscribe: / stonedgremlinproductions
There needs to be a 10 minute loop of his reaction. - Herc throws bear into space - Snob silently in disbelief for 10 minutes - Snob finally snaps out of it
At last, the return of the review that introduced me to the single greatest moment in cinematic history: Hercules throwing a bear into space. Oh, I'm so happy.
Oh yeah, though it wasn’t Hercules in the original story- it was Zeus who just seized two random bears by the tails and hurled them into space to make the big and little dipper.
murrfeeling *GoodTimes Hercules:* My wife died to to her not being able to protect herself from these snakes! *GoodTimes Aladdin:* Maybe I could summon my genie to bring her back to life! Or maybe rewind time so you could try and lightly toss those snakes- *Bay-er:* Hey! I like randomly intruding on the scene when someone else is talking, that's why they call me Scene Interrupting Bay-er! *Cam-laddin:* A Bear! Quick Jerkules! Throw that bear into space! *Jerkules:* With honor, Cam my homie! Prepare to die, Fat Berri- (Gets mauled by the bear) ARRRRGHHH! My perfect chest! *Cam-laddin:* Aw... nuts... (summons genie) Hey genie, do something about this bear! *Genie* *Bennett:* With pleasure, Cam-laddin! (Uses magic on Bay-er) *Bay-er:* Huh? What's goin' on? (Smack!) (With in a flash, Bay-er is sent flying from the earth and into space) *Bay-er:* Aww, crud. That stupid genie threw me into space. Now I'm Space Bay-er! (Poofs into oblivion) (Back on earth) *Cam-laddin:* Phew! Thanks genie! Now can you heal my buddy Jerkules and his wife? *Genie:* Sorry, but you've exceeded you wish limit. I must cool down for the rest of the month. (Goes back into the lamp) *Cam-laddin:* Crap. If only Paige and her Aladdin were here... *Jerkules:* Oh... Pain... Oh Godly Agony!
"Skellitor the master of the universe!" Oh.My.God, I almost died! Did anyone else recognize that came from that 80's religious video that the Cinema Snob reviewed?
When I was a kid, around 2000, they used to run this movie ALOT on TV. My friend and I used to laugh even back then at the absurdity of sending the bear to space and forming Ursa Major.
Hey, Brad. You talked about Hitchcocks, Lifeboat in The Midnight Screenings of Afdrift and Action Point, so I checked it out, and found it fantastic. Thank you for the recommendation.
Geoffrey Sorkin I thought the good one was only Disney's. I mean, this is so bad it's good, but Disney's Hercules is genuinely good, even if it barely follows the original legend.
"Not science in service of the gods, but science to eliminate the gods! Science... for the sake of science." Okay, why does this guy sound like the villain from every Christian film?
I ran into this movie on ScreenPix channel, right at the scene where Herc is on that beach and becomes 100ft tall. I was like WT FFFFFFFF??? THEN I found Snob’s review…. YESSSSS
So, will you make an episode about "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" (also with Lou Ferrigno, Luigi Cozzi and Golan/Globus) ? I find it even more batshit crazy than the two Hercules.
With all the food talk in this episode, you made me hungry for lunch! Thanks for reuploading this classic, dude. Now you just need to reupload Fun in Balloon land and you'll have uploaded all my favorites along with Dirty Duck!
6:05- I guess that can also be a reference to Transformers: The Last Knight, since that movie also has Excalibur. 15:25- No, that's Bruce Willis's weakness in Unbreakable and Glass.
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This video originally came out in 2014, so Snob predicted the plot to The Last Knight.
It might be vintage Cannon Films (low budget, hammy acting, ludicrous plots) but it’s my favorite Hercules movie. Sure the new ones have a $150 million budget and a ton of VFX, but do they have a bear being thrown into f’n space? Didn’t think so.
Schwarzenegger's first role as Hercules in New York had his voice dubbed and Lou Ferrigno gets his voice dubbed here and both were body builders, coincidence?
5:50 Hey, it's the funny guy from Hell of the Living Dead! :D Frank Garfield (looks at the end credits)...I mean Garland. Oh, who am I kidding. It's Franco Garofalo!
It’s not too surprising that Ferrigno was dubbed over, even if it is an Italian production. Ferrigno had a speech impediment that he was self-conscious of.
Just last night I watched a couple reuploads of classic Snob-episodes; Pink Flamingos and Cannibal Holocaust - was thinking I'd like to see this episode. Nice timing. You should up those to your own chan too.
3:55 "And on Earth, there was life... except for a little place called Wyoming" Why would you say that about Wyoming? Have you ever been to Wyoming? Alfred Packer: "(wind blows in vast open place) ...um... hello?" 17:10 isn't that the same woman from TENEBRE who has a lethal encounter with a T-shirt? 23:33 and then Cercei farted out of existence just like Acton.
This might be the only movie that gives you the "infant Hercules and the snakes" story from mythology. Which kind of balances against the "throwing a bear into outer space" story.
Doublecross on Costa's Island would make a great review bodybuilders with movies that so bad it is amazingly great. Franko Columbu is also the guy who trained Sylvester Stallone first blood 2
I can’t wait for Hercules to get into a debate if god is real or not, and is then punished by god by being hit by a car.
Wait, wrong Hercules.
Hera: *runs to Hercules' dead body* "This is a cause for celebration!"
A car driven by Ruby Knowby
N.obody Sevenhundred or wait for that Hercules to appear on hannity
MRW when I find out this isn't the Kevin Sorbo Hercules:
"disa-PPOINTED!"
Lou Ferrigno will turn green and crush you. This is my guilty pleasure film wish still had both of his Hercules movie on VHS
The bear throwing scene and Brad's reaction to it is still one my favorite Snob moments of all time.
There needs to be a 10 minute loop of his reaction.
- Herc throws bear into space
- Snob silently in disbelief for 10 minutes
- Snob finally snaps out of it
At last, the return of the review that introduced me to the single greatest moment in cinematic history: Hercules throwing a bear into space. Oh, I'm so happy.
That Gamer it's up there with Bruce Lee jumping out of his grave and the opening of The Black Gestapo.
That was so great.
And Disney kinda re-used this in their Hercules cartoon, when he sends the titans in space ; )
Nick Cage in a bear skin suit punching the fuck out of this woman in Wicker man. Also a great moment In both Film and Bear history
"But enough about Earth, WE WILL GO TO THE MOON!" always makes me laugh.
Tycho Azrephet From the earth to the moon.
... MINOS!
*throws a bear into space*
and hercules yells: this is not over BEAR!!!
So throwing a bear into space creates a new constellation, eh sounds right to me.
As we all learned in Katamari Damacy.
That was an epic feat. Death Battle should note that.
I thought that's just how they made constellations in ancient myth?
Oh yeah, though it wasn’t Hercules in the original story- it was Zeus who just seized two random bears by the tails and hurled them into space to make the big and little dipper.
That's how it happened in the myths. Lots of monsters got tossed into the sky.
My mom used to date Ferrigno. I jokingly call him "dad" when I see him on TV. (he's not my dad.)
...and then he threw you into space.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
(for real, 10/10 comment)
murrfeeling
*GoodTimes Hercules:* My wife died to to her not being able to protect herself from these snakes!
*GoodTimes Aladdin:* Maybe I could summon my genie to bring her back to life! Or maybe rewind time so you could try and lightly toss those snakes-
*Bay-er:* Hey! I like randomly intruding on the scene when someone else is talking, that's why they call me Scene Interrupting Bay-er!
*Cam-laddin:* A Bear! Quick Jerkules! Throw that bear into space!
*Jerkules:* With honor, Cam my homie! Prepare to die, Fat Berri-
(Gets mauled by the bear) ARRRRGHHH! My perfect chest!
*Cam-laddin:* Aw... nuts... (summons genie) Hey genie, do something about this bear!
*Genie* *Bennett:* With pleasure, Cam-laddin!
(Uses magic on Bay-er)
*Bay-er:* Huh? What's goin' on?
(Smack!)
(With in a flash, Bay-er is sent flying from the earth and into space)
*Bay-er:* Aww, crud. That stupid genie threw me into space. Now I'm Space Bay-er!
(Poofs into oblivion)
(Back on earth)
*Cam-laddin:* Phew! Thanks genie! Now can you heal my buddy Jerkules and his wife?
*Genie:* Sorry, but you've exceeded you wish limit. I must cool down for the rest of the month. (Goes back into the lamp)
*Cam-laddin:* Crap. If only Paige and her Aladdin were here...
*Jerkules:* Oh... Pain... Oh Godly Agony!
Little Bear That's why they call you... SPACE INTERRUPTING BAY-ER!
You get to call him dad, the rest of us have to settle for daddy.
This Hercules is like some unholy hybrid of Superman and Conan.
Neverheart and he's played by the Hulk.
"Skellitor the master of the universe!"
Oh.My.God, I almost died! Did anyone else recognize that came from that 80's religious video that the Cinema Snob reviewed?
-How are you?
-I'm Hercules
-I know that...
-Then you know what's about to happen...
*Throws old lady into outer space*
Dude this is clearly the origins of Grognak the barbarian
"Wait a minute.... This isn't my show.... DISAPOINTEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!" - Kevin Sorbo
9:29 that look on Brads face😂
26:46 This lives rent free in my head. Such a specific cry of anger.
There's life in Wyoming. The wind just moves us around alot.
He makes a joke about transformers 4 then makes a king Arthur joke kind of predicting the plot of 5
Ah Pandoras Jar, part of Pandoras vessel collection
My friend told me that the bear scene was based on the one time Zeus decided to honor someone by grabbing two bears and hurling them into space.
Is this the movie where Herc throws a bear into outer space? I missed this episode and that moment should be remembered forever.
WHAT?!
That's drunk typing for you.
Francisco Oliveira That's why they call me Space Interrupting Bay-er!
Ah, the Great Bear. As opposed to the lesser known Really Shitty Bear
Thank you for finally reposting this. This is magnificent.
MINOS!
And obviously the best scene is Hercules throwing a bear into space and (apparently) creating Ursa Major.
That lives rent free in my head when I want to cuss.
To be fair, if I could throw whatever I want into space, I'd probably use it as my own personal garbage can too.
The Incredible Hulk-ules!
You sir gave me a chuckle. Give this man a gold star 🌟
What's funny is the Marvel universe has it's own Hercules who the Hulk has defeated in combat.
When I was a kid, around 2000, they used to run this movie ALOT on TV. My friend and I used to laugh even back then at the absurdity of sending the bear to space and forming Ursa Major.
Just rewatching this. Forgot about the bear. Thank you CS for showing that shot. I laughed so hard, I really needed that.
this is one of my favorite cinema snob episodes im so glad its on the proper channel!
"Where was I?!"
We all know Minos got distraced by those Danning t*tties.
Hey, Brad. You talked about Hitchcocks, Lifeboat in The Midnight Screenings of Afdrift and Action Point, so I checked it out, and found it fantastic. Thank you for the recommendation.
I'd like to see that movie... anything different from that other movie whose theme is so annoying.
It's hard to go wrong with Hitchcock.
"Ooo. This is a thing that they now have." 🤣That works for so many comic book superhero movies. LOL
Hercules: Who are you?
Circe: I'm Circe, the sorceress.
Hercules: I know. I know everything.
0:15 I guess that's where the developers of God of War took the inspiration for Kratos' new catchphrase.
Kemal Alis BOY!!!
It’s a law of the world that for ever good Hercules movie, there must be twenty bad ones.
And how many good ones are there? :o
This one, I'm not sure we're at 20 bad ones yet.
Geoffrey Sorkin I thought the good one was only Disney's.
I mean, this is so bad it's good, but Disney's Hercules is genuinely good, even if it barely follows the original legend.
Well, that depends on who you ask. It has both good and bad moments, and some people really don't like it.
Well, I liked the Steve Reeves ones. And the Disney one.
"What is his deal with throwing shit into space?"😁
"Not science in service of the gods, but science to eliminate the gods! Science... for the sake of science."
Okay, why does this guy sound like the villain from every Christian film?
Oh...so that's how constellations were created... Hmm.. Seems right to me.
9:20 and thus the great constellation Yeet was born.
I ran into this movie on ScreenPix channel, right at the scene where Herc is on that beach and becomes 100ft tall.
I was like WT FFFFFFFF???
THEN I found Snob’s review…. YESSSSS
So, will you make an episode about "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" (also with Lou Ferrigno, Luigi Cozzi and Golan/Globus) ? I find it even more batshit crazy than the two Hercules.
That's impossible! Impossible, I tell you!
I just want to say that`s an awesome name
Thanks, mate.
oooh I really hope so! I've heard so many things about that one!
who knew this movie had a way better bear fight scene than The Revenant ?
With all the food talk in this episode, you made me hungry for lunch! Thanks for reuploading this classic, dude. Now you just need to reupload Fun in Balloon land and you'll have uploaded all my favorites along with Dirty Duck!
I'm so glad this is back because 18:47 might be my favorite Snob joke ever
Lou Ferrigno is the perfect Hercules. Too bad everything else sucked.
A T The only thing that caught me off guard is that the name Ariana is older than we think!
He reminded me of Marvel's Hercules.
1:02 "Damn it Brett Ratner why do you keep disappointing people?!"😆
Ok but for real Lou Ferrigno is daddy af here.
… what?
jekblom123 I let him Hulk smash me.
Zeus knows Hulk smash...
Lou Ferrigno is Daddy Af everywhere.
Michael Lewis cringe
If you ever feel depressed, just remember that a movie exists where hercules throws a !@#$ing bear into space.
I love this review Snob
6:05- I guess that can also be a reference to Transformers: The Last Knight, since that movie also has Excalibur.
15:25- No, that's Bruce Willis's weakness in Unbreakable and Glass.
This video originally came out in 2014, so Snob predicted the plot to The Last Knight.
It might be vintage Cannon Films (low budget, hammy acting, ludicrous plots) but it’s my favorite Hercules movie. Sure the new ones have a $150 million budget and a ton of VFX, but do they have a bear being thrown into f’n space? Didn’t think so.
Holy shit that Turok reference was spot on.
While Zeus was making you the new God of War, he sent ME to throw a bear into space.
Oh, mighty Hercules please come back and throw EA into outer space!!!
So... It has been six years. When will Renny Harlin's Hercules get the Snob treatment?
One of my absolute favorite reviews by the Snob. c:
Cassiopaea sounds like a radio taking a piss......I could`nt stop laffing.....Bravo Cinema Snob.......
16:08 Hercules would be excellent at CinemaSins!
Don't bring that shit channel into this.
throwing a bear into space, things i thought i'd never see in a movie
Lol the Bulge on Cersei was fucking hilarious. thank you for pointing it out
9:09 is what you're looking for.
This has been on tv the last few months. Can't recall the channel one of the free over the air ones.
Schwarzenegger's first role as Hercules in New York had his voice dubbed and Lou Ferrigno gets his voice dubbed here and both were body builders, coincidence?
And THIS is suppose to be one of Moviebob's favorite movies.
Back when snob had hair.
Yes! 🐻
One of your best videos hahahahah AMAZING
Getting a fake bear opposed to a fake Hercules must've been what saved the budget...
and this was the review that had me subscribed to you
Am I the only one who thinks this movie is shot like an ambitious porno that got chopped down to a theatrical film?
MINOS!!
MEAN ARSE!
"Bear...IN...
SPAAAAAAACE!"
This review was hilarious. cheers
Ah yes been a so long since I watched this
GODDAMNIT six years later and I'm just now getting Burger King / William Berger / Berger King double pun?!
5:50 Hey, it's the funny guy from Hell of the Living Dead! :D Frank Garfield (looks at the end credits)...I mean Garland. Oh, who am I kidding. It's Franco Garofalo!
I thought this was a biopic of Hercules Hernandez.
Dan Mount That biopic would include a scene where he beats up the whole front row of a wrestling show with Dr. Death Steve Williams.
Will it explain his brief stint in wcw under a mask.?
@19:18 You blew my mind with that, yessss
zeus is less old testament god, and more old testament god when he was still in a fraternity.
It’s not too surprising that Ferrigno was dubbed over, even if it is an Italian production. Ferrigno had a speech impediment that he was self-conscious of.
*MINOS!!~*
Boy oh boy, do you have to travel back when Brad had hair.
I’m just pointing out your baldness to feel better about my baldness insecurities. Lol
Is it wrong that the thing I love most about these two reviews is the seductive tittering way that Brad says Hercules?
Just last night I watched a couple reuploads of classic Snob-episodes; Pink Flamingos and Cannibal Holocaust - was thinking I'd like to see this episode. Nice timing. You should up those to your own chan too.
Funny thing about Ursa Major Hercules didn’t create it but he did throw a giant crab into space thus creating cancer... the constellation
3:55 "And on Earth, there was life... except for a little place called Wyoming"
Why would you say that about Wyoming?
Have you ever been to Wyoming?
Alfred Packer: "(wind blows in vast open place) ...um... hello?"
17:10 isn't that the same woman from TENEBRE who has a lethal encounter with a T-shirt?
23:33 and then Cercei farted out of existence just like Acton.
9:15 Looks like I'm blasting off agaaaaaaain....
*Did Hercules just throws a Bear into Outer Space?*
Lou Ferrigno's Hercules movies perfect guilty pleasure film
Swim to the surface Turok!
I saw this on holiday as a kid with the three stooges shown before it.Its safe to say i preferred the three stooges to hercules.
I somewhat enjoy this movie when I was kid and I kind like it cheesy fun too.
19:17 this suddenly turns into live action Berserk adaption
A lot more spooney in this than i remembered
Where was I?
HERCULES.
Grew up with this movie. love the soundtrack. Pity me.
Wait... but, in the later Hercules movie, shouldn’t Kevin Sorbo be atheist Hates and Hercules be an ordained minister?
But since Kevin Sorbo's also Hercules....does that mean he fights himself?
Where they hell did this movie source its mythology?
So, the plot is we have to find this thing, that leads us to another thing, that leads us to a third thing . . .
This might be the only movie that gives you the "infant Hercules and the snakes" story from mythology. Which kind of balances against the "throwing a bear into outer space" story.
Disney Hercules does it.
...The bear went to heaven.
I watched it last night before watching this, and I made the exact same Grizzly 2 joke
This review includes a Snowpiercer reference?! It's better than I remember it!
Doublecross on Costa's Island would make a great review bodybuilders with movies that so bad it is amazingly great. Franko Columbu is also the guy who trained Sylvester Stallone first blood 2
Sybil Danning was Totally Hot in this Movie 😍😍😍😍😍😍⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️👍🏾😃👍🏾