I really love this audio!!! Your ideas just keep on fulfilling fantasies I never knew I wanted. And honestly I WANT THIS RN!!!! Like bruh a home theatre!?! Minecraft! Any kinds of food and drinks!! Roblox!?! Like boy, marry me.
Away from this boring life, Starbucks, a cuddle whenever I have nightmares (or feeling lonely) That does seem like a win win and he seems sweet enough to trust (maybe the steel bars on the windows are a bit much and he needs to cool himself down a little bit, I don’t think I wanna leave him)
Me: ummmmm mister sir I don't think I know you at all Him: want me to order you McDonald's or Chick-fil-A Me: ON SECOND THOUGHT I'm DISTRAUGHT when he said primogems I decided to check if I had enough and to my delight I saw 170 primogems and at that point I already had 9 intertwined fates so I decided to cash that in so I could get an interwind fate so I was hoping to get yae Miko AND I DONT GET YAE MIKO I INSTEAD GET A 12 YEAR OLD NEKO WHO I ALREADY HAD LIKE now I have c2 Diona BUT I WANTED YAE MIKO OR AT LEAST QIQI BUT NOOOOO
bro take my yae, all i wanted was thoma and fischl cons but ended up getting yae at 26 pity, 5 dionas, 1 fischl, no thomas and a bunch of trashy 4 star weapons 😭😭 i love yae but I SO BADLY NEED AYAKA AND AYATO
@@v1nos i have Thoma I would offer you him but he's to precious to give away and I ain't know ayaka was that good until I got to try her out and... I NEED HER but I cant get her because her banner isnt out but the good news is I'm going to soft pity so... Yay me I'm gonna have a God that absolutely whooped my ass!
@@yukiyasuki7766 lucky you, thoma is just refusing to come home to me. i did 40 pulls on hu tao banner and 50 on yae banner, and still no thoma :( good luck with ur wishes tho!
Venti approves!!! Him: when I first saw you a felt a spark!! Me: when I woke up beside and so your face I was about to make you feel a sParK UP Yo Fac- BUT I LOVE HIM I- I LOVE HIM my guys my type my type are hot ass yandere s and some other stereotypes but don’t mind ThaT Here’s free fries 🍟
"I disconnected all the lines towards them. Even through the internet." I say we use omegle its a risky site but itll sure help with knowing the location
“We’re destined for each other love-“ *Me enjoying* Ad : you should get credit c- *Me : Rage* Ad 2 : You should get - *Me : You should get some bitches*
GEICO APPROVES🦎!! -Remember fifteen minutes could save your dumbass 15% or more on car insurance. -Also please do remember to eat your food, stay hydrated,and that you’re loved
Me as a girl who doesn't like all of that expensive stuff I mean... I'm not kind of a gold digger...when I heard you said all that, I'm just like Uhh sir,pls don't I hate it🥲
Him: morning sleepyheads Me: AH **hits head** OW Him: don’t be alarmed. Me: I JUST HIT MY F##KING HEAD Him: zip. Its just me your future husband. Me: i’m single….I’M GETTING MARRIED!? WE HAVEN’T EVEN GONE ON A DATE
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As soon as this guy said the words: McDonald’s, PS5, Starbucks and Robux, I knew he was my soulmate 😂
Same 🤣🤣
Same-
Same 😂🤚
Same 💀
ikr lol
I will love this yandere for eternity
Same-
Had me at “primogems”
Bro same, being broke on primogems is the worst, this dude is husband material
Fr
i love this one, very well made! he feels more psychopathic in contrary to your other yandere videos
I instantly said yes when he said he'd buy me primogems
Him:morning sleepy head
Me:🕳👄🕳morni- wait👁👄👁
LMAOO
👁️∆👁️⁉️
Me:HWO IS HE?
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 me and my friends and family
That's husband material right there✨
Yea idk how he got in our house but mmmm ✨husband material✨
@@Ryuu_25 Ikr💅✨
@@Ryuu_25 Hey~ Shoto ☺️✨🫦❤️
@@GojosWifee hello!💕
“ morning sleepyhead “
Morning darling
😂 When he said morning sleepy head it reminded me of the sound on tik tok
Good morning sleepy head how u doin-
@@dolorescanheareverthing6191 GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE THE EARTH SAYS HELLO- wait... DOLORES?!
He says I'm your soulmate and laughs creepily.
Me : no yandre is my soulmate....wait I like the creepy laugh. I'm going to keep this human.
Him: *talks about all he has and I can use them*
Me: *facepalm* You're too good for me I don't deserve you.
Him :no more school
Me: HELL YEAH!!! your my husband now😘😌
Same
Same
I died when he said he’d buy me primogems like sir 💍
I want to say i'm happy when someone gives me all the things i want but it's better to be the one to buy them :))))
Omg when he said primogems right after I said Genshin Impact I audibly shrieked
Him: morning sleepyhead
Me: good morning- *moment of realization* wait, hold up
I really love this audio!!! Your ideas just keep on fulfilling fantasies I never knew I wanted. And honestly I WANT THIS RN!!!! Like bruh a home theatre!?! Minecraft! Any kinds of food and drinks!! Roblox!?! Like boy, marry me.
When I heared primos my mind went: EVERYTHING FOR GANYUU
I got Koko but I didn’t want her😭😭I wanted to lose my 5050 but oh well
I'm already blushing 👀_👀
Me melting when he calls us love (•///•)
*"isn't i what you wanted?"*
*"bro, you got me at school"*
✨ K I D N A P M E ✨ 🛐😌
Me-*having a thing for yandere’s*
Him- 24/7 AC and steel bars
Also me- Yas baby, make me feel like I’m in prison 😩
Away from this boring life, Starbucks, a cuddle whenever I have nightmares (or feeling lonely)
That does seem like a win win and he seems sweet enough to trust (maybe the steel bars on the windows are a bit much and he needs to cool himself down a little bit, I don’t think I wanna leave him)
Him: no more school
Me: bitch where have you BEEN all my life!?
hahahaha bc of school i got fever lol
I’m alarmed at the fact that I wouldn’t mind being kidnapped by this yandere at all.😐I think I have some deep rooted issues to work through😂
he has PS5 he's buying us free food.. we're staying
I love this person sm literally my dream guy, who asks for nothing but love in return
you had me at “anything you want”
This oddly cute yet also creepy but I like it 😍
Me: ummmmm mister sir I don't think I know you at all
Him: want me to order you McDonald's or Chick-fil-A
Me: ON SECOND THOUGHT
I'm DISTRAUGHT when he said primogems I decided to check if I had enough and to my delight I saw 170 primogems and at that point I already had 9 intertwined fates so I decided to cash that in so I could get an interwind fate so I was hoping to get yae Miko AND I DONT GET YAE MIKO I INSTEAD GET A 12 YEAR OLD NEKO WHO I ALREADY HAD LIKE now I have c2 Diona BUT I WANTED YAE MIKO OR AT LEAST QIQI BUT NOOOOO
bro take my yae, all i wanted was thoma and fischl cons but ended up getting yae at 26 pity, 5 dionas, 1 fischl, no thomas and a bunch of trashy 4 star weapons 😭😭 i love yae but I SO BADLY NEED AYAKA AND AYATO
@@v1nos i have Thoma I would offer you him but he's to precious to give away and I ain't know ayaka was that good until I got to try her out and... I NEED HER but I cant get her because her banner isnt out but the good news is I'm going to soft pity so... Yay me I'm gonna have a God that absolutely whooped my ass!
@@yukiyasuki7766 lucky you, thoma is just refusing to come home to me. i did 40 pulls on hu tao banner and 50 on yae banner, and still no thoma :( good luck with ur wishes tho!
@@v1nos thank you and umm best of luck for Thoma
I bought 2 welkins for kokomi 😩😩
Venti approves!!!
Him: when I first saw you a felt a spark!!
Me: when I woke up beside and so your face I was about to make you feel a sParK UP Yo Fac-
BUT I LOVE HIM I- I LOVE HIM my guys my type my type are hot ass yandere s and some other stereotypes but don’t mind ThaT
Here’s free fries 🍟
why thank you for the fries
your voice is everything
As soon as I heard Starbucks and primogems I knew this was my man🤣🤣🤣🤣💕
7:59 when he said Eren then I'm knew that's Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan (he is my second favorite character)
" i-i can buy u robux"
WELL THEN IM STAYING HERE
Doing my homework while watching this and omg it is so hard to focus when his amazing voice is speaking 🤩😍🤣
He had me at PS5 lmao 😂
Same trying to get a ps5 is like Trying to do kill an elephant with a single needle
Him: „Shh it's just me, your Future Husband”
Me: „Ah ok”
Also me 0.4 secs later: „HOLD ON I'M ATTRACTED TO WOMEN-”
WAIT A MINUTE YENDRES ARE GAY ?!
"I disconnected all the lines towards them. Even through the internet."
I say we use omegle its a risky site but itll sure help with knowing the location
“Primogems”
“Okay I’m in”
"Morning sleepyhead"
let me sleep til 5pm plssss
"don't be alarmed"
you should be alarmed at my sleep schedule
Him "You and me-"
Me "And your best friend steve~" dudududu Steve
“We’re destined for each other love-“
*Me enjoying*
Ad : you should get credit c-
*Me : Rage*
Ad 2 : You should get -
*Me : You should get some bitches*
Bruh we had the same ad at that moment 🤣🤣
LOL HOW LUCKY ?
I Love this!💙
Primos👁👁
Damn man really does love us 😭🖐
FR my head turned so fast when i heard primos
When he said he can buy me primogems my mood just change
He mentioned primogems ....IM SOLD!
Me: *STARTLED AND FALLS OFF BED*
"O-oww-"
Sometimes I think what these people that make yandere ASMR would do in a real relationship, like would they be a yandere?!
i heard valorant points im all ears
If I'm staying then you gotta go get my skincare stuff because I refuse to break out again 🙄✋
YOU HAD ME AT PRIMOGEMS
Mc Donald? PS5? PC? AND NO MORE SCHOOL?! Heck yeah! Were getting married tomorrow!
you're my husband now.. edit: if there a yandere fall in love, i'll be happiest girl in the world
Him: *breathy * "Anything else you need darling? Maybe some..."
Me: 👀 Come here.
GEICO APPROVES🦎!!
-Remember fifteen minutes could save your dumbass 15% or more on car insurance.
-Also please do remember to eat your food, stay hydrated,and that you’re loved
Geico, any tips for a breakup? Please?
@@mothman5809 go to their dad
Istg I can't, primogems? HELL I'M IN! I'll have a Stockholm like in 2 mins on the vid😂😂😂
yandere roleplays are the best -
Let's go👌🏻 I wanna leave my toxic family!
For real
Me as a girl who doesn't like all of that expensive stuff I mean... I'm not kind of a gold digger...when I heard you said all that, I'm just like
Uhh sir,pls don't I hate it🥲
Hold on men i got distracted by the word “p r i m o g e m s”
sorry i am not interes-
"Primo gems?"
....
...now we are talking -^-)
When hè said robux and some other stuff i straight Up said : "Alright, gimme."
YES
Future Husband
Well i don't want marry with someone :D
When he said McDonald's I almost died-
He had me at ps5 and 10,000 dollar pc
As soon as I heard robux, I was like: I LOVE YOU😍😍😍😍😍
bro when you say the magic words called **primogem** you don’t have to say anything else i am staying in this house i am never leaving.
Me the whole time: no don't spend money, save it 😟 just get me some cheddar cheese bites, water and some cuddles and I'm set for the rest of the day
Money is essential for daily life
OMG I love cheddar cheese bites 😭❤
@@Maya-OxO they're amazing
Wait- did he just say PRIMOGEMSS 😃
I love you so much this is so good 😭😭❤❤❤
We need a part 2
soon as i heard food was involved..SIR SAY LESS-
OH YOU DONT GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ME CALLING THE POLICE IM STAYING HERE FOREVER
woahhhh i love this man 😩😩😏
The moment he said primogem, I’m sold.
ngl, I was already sold at the PC.
No more work or school hell yeah sight me up
My final chance to own an IDV exorcist account is to sugar my way through I suppose
See when mc. Donals was brought up that's a different story.😩
Him: morning sleepyheads
Me: AH **hits head** OW
Him: don’t be alarmed.
Me: I JUST HIT MY F##KING HEAD
Him: zip. Its just me your future husband.
Me: i’m single….I’M GETTING MARRIED!? WE HAVEN’T EVEN GONE ON A DATE
Listen😃 I’m 🕺not🤲 a golddigger🤧. But❓ when🧍♂️ you🏃♂️ said💃 pc👨❤️👨 I 👀 said 👄where⁉️
DID I JUST SAY NO TO MCDONALDS AND PLAYING ON THE PS5!?!!! WTFF WHO EVEN AM I!?!
A pc, ps5 old consoles, valo points? Primogems? Bye everyone 🤝
INSTANT YES FOR THE PRIMOGEMS😍😍😍
You said computer, consoles, primogems, and not going out.
Yes please.
Me : Well i want him to be my husband
Also me : you can't marry him
It's me again : 😭😭😭
"I can buy you some stuff in your games"
*screams happily in genshin whale*
"go play on the yard or something"
How old am I ? HOW OLD??
WOWWW
Gimme some milk tea and we have a deal good sir
Nah he rich I’d agree
This my kind of guy🥹
Man this dude is as rich as mrbeast
Tears of joy? Nah. Tears of laughter 😂
Morning... so does this mean I don't have to go in for my morning shift?
This is rare🤣 as for me saying im ugly and a man love me like this much i will like👀🤔 Thank you lord❤🤩
Hello it's my first time being early 😭
Welcome😃
YESSS GIVE ME THE PRIMOGEMS GODDAMNN 😍👅🙏🙏🙏