00:00:00 Cold Open 00:00:39 Intro: It's live, so don't. Talk. About. Star. Wars! 00:03:55 Dankmas Rankedmas 00:27:24 Feed Dump Extra Push I 00:28:06 Santa Against Humanity 00:51:26 Feed Dump Extra Push II 00:52:51 Holiday Trivia 01:09:52 Crapshots Ep308 - The Santa 01:10:38 Ask LRR 01:32:26 Stream Highlights 01:44:47 Involuntary Santa 02:04:53 Thanking the Subs and Bits 02:21:22 Stinger
I live in South Burlington and I swear I basically had a heart attack when I heard my town's name on feed dump. Best Christmas present I got this year; thanks LRR crew.
When I was a Child, we used to leave a six pack of Tooheys out for santa. And then the next morning we always wondered why Grandpa was hung over ... we weren't bright children.
1:05:58 Kathleen they weren't getting it because Shakespeare was a playwright, not an author. This was a REALLY GOOD episode. All of Santa against humanity was great (Alex as Gerald had me dying laughing; "I believe the term on the internet is... T H I C C?) and I loved how they all (though particularly Kathleen) kept up the Dankmas Rankedmas gags throughout the show. Ben's secret subversion of his challenge was super obvious but it didn't even matter cause it was sweet anyhow.
My mom just came by and showed me the cat timer she got, so I had to show her this video I watched last month. It's the same freaking cat. That's amazing.
52:45 random callback to Professional Stabbists. I'm surprised the league apparently is still going what with the high turnover (that 0.2 point deduction rule _has_ to go for the good of the sport!)
When ben pulled Darth Vader I was kinda expecting Kathleen to come flying in from off screen to pummel him while reascerting no talking about star wars
I can't speak for everyone, but in my experience the second glut of Star Warsing post-opening night is around the 22nd or 23rd when all the people who've been waiting to go home for Christmas so they can see it with their family do.
Wait, it's weird to walk around shirtless? Do you not go to the beach? Same thing, right? I just don't bother wearing them if I don't leave the house, and probably wouldn't bother at all if stores weren't like "no shirt, no shoes". I'm not even from an oceanside area, so I figured it's normal...
Yeah, was going to say, it's about context. No shirt at the beach, normal. No pants at the swimming pool, normal. No pants in a restaurant, not normal. No shirt in an office around strangers, not normal.
I think Santa needs help with his beard... Like, I've never seen a moustache that grows from OVER the nose. Perhaps Cameron Claus should grow a real beard to see how it works? I bet he would look dashing.
I walked out of the new Star Wars, kept thinking I was watching some weird Game of Thrones spin off and Mark Hamill is all weird and was like, "this shit is going to give me weird nightmares, I have MoviePass, just leave and do something else" so I did... Done with episode 7-9, just some weird mistake. Rogue One was great, stick to that.
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"Ho-Ho-Holy shit" -Cameron 2017
Best. LRL. Quote.
00:00:00 Cold Open
00:00:39 Intro: It's live, so don't. Talk. About. Star. Wars!
00:03:55 Dankmas Rankedmas
00:27:24 Feed Dump Extra Push I
00:28:06 Santa Against Humanity
00:51:26 Feed Dump Extra Push II
00:52:51 Holiday Trivia
01:09:52 Crapshots Ep308 - The Santa
01:10:38 Ask LRR
01:32:26 Stream Highlights
01:44:47 Involuntary Santa
02:04:53 Thanking the Subs and Bits
02:21:22 Stinger
Not actually the minimal cast, Paul solo cast was a bomb.
And even then he had Paul, Paul and Paul to help
The Beards.
A bomb or THE bomb? because I quite enjoyed that one... timing was a bit of an issue on some things, but oh well
he's a monoculture though
I got as far as "What's the sawed-off guinea pig?" Then I needed to lay down.
"The bare minimum of people required to do it." Remembers the time Paul did it by himself.
Paul is all the people
Adam 'Yes, but why?' Savidan :D
Also, I gotta talk to the Worship Leader at my church about singing "Ecstasy for the Orb" before the 12 days of Christmas are over.
I lost it at "Ho-ho-holy shit."
I live in South Burlington and I swear I basically had a heart attack when I heard my town's name on feed dump. Best Christmas present I got this year; thanks LRR crew.
When I was a Child, we used to leave a six pack of Tooheys out for santa. And then the next morning we always wondered why Grandpa was hung over ... we weren't bright children.
1:05:58 Kathleen they weren't getting it because Shakespeare was a playwright, not an author.
This was a REALLY GOOD episode. All of Santa against humanity was great (Alex as Gerald had me dying laughing; "I believe the term on the internet is... T H I C C?) and I loved how they all (though particularly Kathleen) kept up the Dankmas Rankedmas gags throughout the show. Ben's secret subversion of his challenge was super obvious but it didn't even matter cause it was sweet anyhow.
CleverCrumbish literally read this comment as Alex said thicc
CleverCrumbish is that bisexual flag jace?
@@TheMaddestHatter234 Yes
I was expecting Kathleen to butt in at 1:44:51 and shout angrily "Don't talk about Star Wars!".
My mom just came by and showed me the cat timer she got, so I had to show her this video I watched last month. It's the same freaking cat. That's amazing.
i would love to see more BLANK against Humanity segments, just watching everyone just lose it at the answers is the best part
Ben was great for going the extra mile at that ending segment. Real nice thing to do bengineero.
Someone needs to make a full version of ecstasy for the orb
Impressed with Cameron's pronunciation of "långbåt" which is just what Ikea would call their long boat
You guys opened boxes without Boxnard529?!?! :(
omg "heart of a dead child" then just ripped out his own heart killed me XDDDDD
This was a great show.
Ecstasy to the orb!
A mans romance: Just dropping a Category 4 Dooker right next to Baby Jesus
The Ashes are a cricket thing, and Beach Cricket is a New Zealand christmas tradition
i am a little bit ashamed that i tried to google about tooth/teeth shrine tradition.
52:45 random callback to Professional Stabbists. I'm surprised the league apparently is still going what with the high turnover (that 0.2 point deduction rule _has_ to go for the good of the sport!)
When ben pulled Darth Vader I was kinda expecting Kathleen to come flying in from off screen to pummel him while reascerting no talking about star wars
The Ashes is my favorite football tournament
Shakespeare was recorded by most sources as being born on April 23rd and dying then too I think
Eh time is subjective and this is a simulation
Did he just called Hamsters a "sawn-off guinea pig" and nobody even cracked a smile?
I wonder what Matt was saying in chat during that AskLRR question.
The HEAP
I wish I could see this live, my work life means I have about 3 hours of down time before I sleep everyday.
I dont why they went where they did with the tree. Once you dont need the tree anymore, you recycle it into mulch. That part is completely normal.
Darth Stuticus for the lulz
darth vader is lukes father
What a tweest.
Bruh, don't talk about Star Wars
Darth Father is Luke's Vader
Spoilers bro
Why was every single card that Graham got a gerund and not an actual object lol
I got all the way of the mound before i realised they aren't Christmas traditions
Shadman in the chat!
ECSTASY OF THE ORB
>a present for grandma and grandpa
BeejCam is going to give me nightmares. Why do you even have that?!
much love beej and yes im from iceland XD
Winners seems to be a Canadian Primark...
Ben’s so nice
I'm not convinced Beej is making up some of these traditions.
32:24 the face of a broken man
Graham at 10:57. Omg :)
Don't talk about starwars!
You can probably talk about the previous Star Wars. I mean there's a very seasonal old Star Wars thing we could also not talk about
TheRealPentigan DON'T TALK ABOUT STAR WARS!
Look, people gotta know about Luke being eaten by the Porgs after Leia kills him.
Pistonrager SPOILER! OMG!
Seriously, don't. I can't go to movie theatres for a while due to health reasons. I don't want spoilers.
My entire goddamn country doesn't have any Ikea in it. We're yuge.
(But they're working on it...)
How did nobody say Costco to the deserted island question?
I mean, I'm assuming it's a regional thing, but, you know
What is the game at 1:39:30 ?
The crippling social anxiety was inside you all along!
YESSSSSSSSS
only reached 20:21 but are beeje and kathleen legit ukrainian and if so who else is ukrainian (i am also ukrainian)
Darth Gamiing Beej is ukranian, he's mentioned it a few times. Kathleen is romanian and new zealand. And both are awesome
ALGORITHM
Did someone grab the wrong pile of Cards?
Automata is Pronounced like Automaton! How is this so hard for people? It's a real word
Automata (as a real word unrelated to Nier) is not consistently pronounced the same way worldwide
Why did you wait a week to show this?
Likely because it was christmas week and it takes somebody to actually push it live in between everything else going on.
LMFAO SPACE YOGA
You guys have weird Christmas traditions!
Canada is a weird place.
Kathleen is getting thinner and thinner. I want too! How do you do it?! Also haircut is dope!
But star wars came out on the 13th.
I can't speak for everyone, but in my experience the second glut of Star Warsing post-opening night is around the 22nd or 23rd when all the people who've been waiting to go home for Christmas so they can see it with their family do.
Talks about the ashes...starts referencing football >.>
Wait, it's weird to walk around shirtless? Do you not go to the beach? Same thing, right? I just don't bother wearing them if I don't leave the house, and probably wouldn't bother at all if stores weren't like "no shirt, no shoes". I'm not even from an oceanside area, so I figured it's normal...
There are cultural contexts where walking around shirtless is normal, but
A. Not everywhere all the time
B. Not in fucking December
Yeah, was going to say, it's about context. No shirt at the beach, normal. No pants at the swimming pool, normal. No pants in a restaurant, not normal. No shirt in an office around strangers, not normal.
Who is the most modest before god? That's clever improve.
Binge watching old live episodes. 99.6% of Waffle Houses are currently closed.
shamish pronounced: Shah-mish
alternating quiet clips with very loud screaming ones gets annoying quickly
Ben is such a sweety
I think Santa needs help with his beard... Like, I've never seen a moustache that grows from OVER the nose. Perhaps Cameron Claus should grow a real beard to see how it works? I bet he would look dashing.
Bring back a classic... FIRST!!
I walked out of the new Star Wars, kept thinking I was watching some weird Game of Thrones spin off and Mark Hamill is all weird and was like, "this shit is going to give me weird nightmares, I have MoviePass, just leave and do something else" so I did... Done with episode 7-9, just some weird mistake. Rogue One was great, stick to that.