Well, technically My babysitter is a vampire Is immune to this because main character is a fledgeling Vampire, as she's only been a vampire for like a week. (Im talking about her relationship with the male lead in the series not her relationship with the villain of the movie)
Depends do they keep maturing or does their brain stay at the same developmental stage as an 18 year old? We always portray it as the brain keeps developing and the body doesn’t… but the brain is just another part of the body so… wouldn’t they be stuck at the same emotional maturity stage?
There's a book series I read in which there's actually a highschool for vampires to do that, the teacher's are vampires that were turned when they were adult's, and the student's were turned when they were teenagers The series even made mention of universities and other places designed to help the adult and elderly looking vamps to do the same
@@The.Good.Place. Just be aware the fact that it's vampires is actually a spoiler since you only find out half-way through the first book Evernight by Claudia Gray
What Zeus is a great guy. He totally didn't cheat countless times and create werewolves Among other stuff, he totally didn't do which i'm too tired to remember
Look into most of Greek mythology, or simply look into the Percy Jackson series, it helps May not be accurate as it could possibly be but still gives you an alright idea of how that works..
@@Leo_Valdez Definitely, we all love Zeus, he’s the best god of them all. He didn’t do anything wrong and obviously never tried neglecting his children like the other gods with their children in camp-halfblood
The feeding of a vampire is typically described as something sexual, from Dracula to Vtm. If your first thought as a vampire is to go and hide high schoolers to get the girl, then I pray you meet the hunters quickly
I like the idea I read of being a vampire college student so much better than a high school student. Even being in a relationship would be slightly less weird at least
This is why I only read vampire romance if the non-vamp is _at least_ in their 30s. One of my favourites had the couple be in similar stages of their lives (both in their “mid life” - only the vampire was halfway through his 1000 years and not 100 😅😂)
A more realistic reason to enroll in a high school: if you wanted to be a sports star it would be weird to just “appear” you might wanna become a “rising star” of sorts
If their lower then 18 that would be pretty creepy indeed but as long as your adult age though and you both actually love each other I think it’s fine who cares if their 1000 years old or something
I do accept the theory that a minor born vampire wouldnt have the fuy developed brain of an adult vampire. Like they would learn through experince but like all teens their long term reward center would make them emotional and immature forever. Their sense of self preservation would remain low and thier dramatics high. Most anyone they date will leave their childish butt eventually, it's kinda sad. As far as im concerned, biting a minor sould be considered a severe offense for these reasons, it puts other vamos in danger and means that at some point an adult would have turned the child which to vampires is groomer behavior.
Eh, could depend on how it works, it might freeze mentally maturing too. If it doesn't freeze that though, there's gotta be a point in aging where it's pretty much like pedophilia though with the maturity difference, even if the human's 18
You should go to highschool roughly every 15-20 years for a year to catch up on social, academic, and technical changes. Things have changed a lot technology and education wise in the 14 years since I was in highschool, so doing a "refresher" year every so many decades would be important to keep you blended in. If you completed highschool in the 1950s, then became a vampire, you'd struggle to fit in with teens who looked your age by the 80s, so enrolling for a year in the 70s would be a good stop gap.
Dating a highschooler as an adult vampire is exactly as creepy as Damon made it look in The Vampire Diaries because he looked significantly older and was dating Caroline for a while who was still in highschool. Just looked it up, he was 25 when turned.
It's as creepy as Damon made it look. Now that I think about it. That guy was flirting with the mother of the highschool girl he dated for like a weekend.
one of the few immunities for this issue; have the vampire be turned before they leave high school, but is in the school at the same time as a the love interest. we kmow what this is about tho.
Honestly, the only reason it makes sense in a non pedo way is that them high school kids would be your easiest targets for food if you were the type that HAD to feed specifically from a living human instead of any of the workarounds like animals, or blood bags
The only justification I give for being a vampire in high school is that it is likely easier to start a new life. You go to a new school where no one knows you, claim to be an immigrant or something to that effect and build up some kind of academic record. From there you, go to college, then get a job. After a few years when people might start realizing you don't age, go to a new location and start over.
Why not start with college? Fake the records, plenty of people you can pay for that. Everyone is new, if 3 people from the same year and school enter the same major it would be a lot, so not knowing anyone is to be expected.
Ok if I was a vampire then heck yeah I'd go back to highschool just to be able to experience highschool without the constant beating I got and so I can finally take chemistry and stuff
Early 30s would probably be better. You probably wouldn't want to date someone in their early 20s after a while because of maturity and you could get away with dating late 20s, but no one would really bat an eye if you wanted to date someone older. A 32-year-old dating someone who's 50 is for most people a "well they're both adults" situation. If you meet a 27-year-old and you hit it off, it's very much the same. That age gap isn't an issue as long as you met while you were both adults. A 27-year-old dating a 50-year-old would get more pushback. And most people are attracted to people their own age, so it's very likely you might start to like older people even though you don't look it.
There's a cute web comic about a vampire who's been married to the love of his life, a human, for decades and now she's old and it's adorable. My sister sends me screenshots periodically.
Honestly I can only think of a couple of reasons why I would want to go to high school as a vampire. Number 1 teens are always up-to-date on the latest shit. Number 2 you don't really have to deal with Fame like you would if you went pro in anything and she could still trading currency under an assumed alias. Parents wouldn't be a problem either tbh because craigslist is still a thing or vampiric mind control"
Getting turned into a vamp at 18. Then living say 400 years makes you 418 years old and if you go after someone not 18 a pedo. Also aang from the avatar is technically a pedo he may have body and mind of a child but he is way older then katarra
Why not be an owner of a morgue, you get a free constant source of blood and we all know vampires need blood. Vampires have been known to use magic sometimes so maybe use a bit of necromancy to automate the bodies to get themselves ready for the funeral so you can just hangout in your office all day, getting payed to sit around doing nothing all day. 😂
It always surprises me that they're not more mature. Like, did your brain stop aging too? How can you not see those teenagers as children, I see them as children and I'm 21
Just go to college, they're not going to question it, you can still get the girl, probably more parties, no detentions for skipping, no *getting with a minor as a several hundred year old vampire* all around win!!
I really like vampire stories and movies minus the romance because unless they’re both vampires or both immortal in some form there’s no way you can make it not weird.
I mean it makes sense for a vampire to go to school if your over 1000 years old your going to need knowledge of the new world that completely different from the one you where born in and if you go to school if will help you learn to blend in with normal people with out being noticed if I was a vampire I would go to school every 50 years
Honestly if i was vampire i wouldn't go to school cause i finally got out of the hell whole why go back for an infinite hellhole. I literally learn show and so many skills cause i have the time like imaginine becoming a vampire who makes video games or all the other options
No, it's creepy, hell Edward admits it's creepy and tried to leave when she kept coming after him, he only gives in after she repeatedly put her life in danger to get him to come back
Yea any woman I meet who likes those type of shows us instantly a suspected pedo for me cause people really can girl on it like it isn’t the weirdest thing on the player
White I’ve seen something similar to this it’s a cheesy movie. At least I think it’s cheesy why are there is a zombie but he’s not a normal zombie. He’s a human zombie I’m a human zombie I mean he’s more humanoid than most other zombies and it’s a girl in high school a bunch of other things and so and bada bing about to bloom. Something happens. I can’t remember.
Okay look, the highschool girl is no good at first date and you-know-what. They are either secretly really anxious but won't tell you, so you have to pretend that they're so tough or cool. Or they have no clue and just lay around. Or they mimic what they saw online, thinking that they're killing it. And also they probably want to go to the movies first and then just touch in the dark. If you're gonna be a vampire, have some standards man! They will take 3 hours in the bathroom doing makeup just to look like the most basic girl. And worst of all: they'll talk with you about school, and their naive world view, and how their day got ruined because somebody spilled some water on their super expensive outfit.
Twilight. He just described twilight without the werewolves, my vampire babysitter, the vampire diaries, and 95% of vampire romance
yup. twilight
Well, technically My babysitter is a vampire Is immune to this because main character is a fledgeling Vampire, as she's only been a vampire for like a week. (Im talking about her relationship with the male lead in the series not her relationship with the villain of the movie)
He also described "Teen wolf" technically..
And 50 shades of grey is a fanfiction of twilight
@@Unwholesome501But the main vollsn of the movie was very old prist vampire and he went to high school
We are getting arrested for child grooming with this one
Bro changed his name to Drake
I’d watch a show about catching immortal predators
We becoming makima with this one
Who's this we you're talking about *I'm* calling the fbi
Depends do they keep maturing or does their brain stay at the same developmental stage as an 18 year old? We always portray it as the brain keeps developing and the body doesn’t… but the brain is just another part of the body so… wouldn’t they be stuck at the same emotional maturity stage?
Once every 100 years yeah go back to school so you can learn about the new tech and info
There's a book series I read in which there's actually a highschool for vampires to do that, the teacher's are vampires that were turned when they were adult's, and the student's were turned when they were teenagers
The series even made mention of universities and other places designed to help the adult and elderly looking vamps to do the same
@@AnnaMno1name?
@@The.Good.Place. Just be aware the fact that it's vampires is actually a spoiler since you only find out half-way through the first book
Evernight by Claudia Gray
But don't date the highschool girls 🤢 that's creepy
@@nickwolfe6684 I didn't say that did I? I'd be like solider boy going after Gilfs🤣
Never. EVER. Use mythology to justify why your not creepy. If you’re confused look into Zeus
What Zeus is a great guy. He totally didn't cheat countless times and create werewolves Among other stuff, he totally didn't do which i'm too tired to remember
Oh I forgot is Zeus is married to his sister And Once raped his mom
Look into most of Greek mythology, or simply look into the Percy Jackson series, it helps
May not be accurate as it could possibly be but still gives you an alright idea of how that works..
What? No. Zeus is a great guy. That’s definitely why he cheated on his wife all those times and forced himself on women at least 16 times.
@@Leo_Valdez Definitely, we all love Zeus, he’s the best god of them all. He didn’t do anything wrong and obviously never tried neglecting his children like the other gods with their children in camp-halfblood
My stupid ass straight up thought of Twilight as soon as I heard the words high school and Vampire together lol Creeeeepy
Same
Same
same
The feeding of a vampire is typically described as something sexual, from Dracula to Vtm. If your first thought as a vampire is to go and hide high schoolers to get the girl, then I pray you meet the hunters quickly
I like the idea I read of being a vampire college student so much better than a high school student. Even being in a relationship would be slightly less weird at least
"Bro but here me out, imagine you could pass for like a mature-looking middle schooler..."
That's beautifully horrible. Well done.
This is why I only read vampire romance if the non-vamp is _at least_ in their 30s. One of my favourites had the couple be in similar stages of their lives (both in their “mid life” - only the vampire was halfway through his 1000 years and not 100 😅😂)
I think college would be better for vampires
College cost a lot of money high school doesn’t
@shoverload5135 But if you're Immortal and plan it right you won't have to worry much about that
I am in college right now and i could not understand how someone would ever want to go back after finishing it
For young vampires 😂
If Drake became a vampire 😨
💀
Literally the problem in half of romantasy lol, “meet our 1000 year old faerie, of course he’s going to marry the 18 year old”
A more realistic reason to enroll in a high school: if you wanted to be a sports star it would be weird to just “appear” you might wanna become a “rising star” of sorts
blud was living in twilight and forgot about reality
Imagine theres a lot of vampires named jared...
Or Drake
Or Joshua
Or Kris
You just described about twenty vampire shows
If their lower then 18 that would be pretty creepy indeed but as long as your adult age though and you both actually love each other I think it’s fine who cares if their 1000 years old or something
Hard to play football as a big pile of dust!
Is he becoming edp falling in love with a highscholler
Seeing as vampires are allegories for sexual predators makes sense
Reasonably what’s stopping them from just making the vampire actually 17💀
Best player at night school, sure.
I do accept the theory that a minor born vampire wouldnt have the fuy developed brain of an adult vampire. Like they would learn through experince but like all teens their long term reward center would make them emotional and immature forever. Their sense of self preservation would remain low and thier dramatics high. Most anyone they date will leave their childish butt eventually, it's kinda sad. As far as im concerned, biting a minor sould be considered a severe offense for these reasons, it puts other vamos in danger and means that at some point an adult would have turned the child which to vampires is groomer behavior.
I'm pretty sure even if you were 118 years old will it still be more mature than every other high schooler in that school still
Eh, could depend on how it works, it might freeze mentally maturing too. If it doesn't freeze that though, there's gotta be a point in aging where it's pretty much like pedophilia though with the maturity difference, even if the human's 18
Bro sounds like he’s writing a y/n x bella twilight fanfic 😭😭
You should go to highschool roughly every 15-20 years for a year to catch up on social, academic, and technical changes. Things have changed a lot technology and education wise in the 14 years since I was in highschool, so doing a "refresher" year every so many decades would be important to keep you blended in. If you completed highschool in the 1950s, then became a vampire, you'd struggle to fit in with teens who looked your age by the 80s, so enrolling for a year in the 70s would be a good stop gap.
"How old are you?"
"17"
".... How ling have you been 17?"
".... A while"
Dating a highschooler as an adult vampire is exactly as creepy as Damon made it look in The Vampire Diaries because he looked significantly older and was dating Caroline for a while who was still in highschool. Just looked it up, he was 25 when turned.
Vampire diaries in a nutshell
It's as creepy as Damon made it look. Now that I think about it. That guy was flirting with the mother of the highschool girl he dated for like a weekend.
Bro just explained Twilight 😂😂
Certified lover boy certified…
one of the few immunities for this issue; have the vampire be turned before they leave high school, but is in the school at the same time as a the love interest.
we kmow what this is about tho.
This sound likes light novel or audiobook girl fall love with bad boy vampires that trun him good
What happens if someone who peaked in high school became a vampire
Twilight is in this guys head on repeat
This has "twilight" and "My babysitters a vampire" written all over it.
Honestly, the only reason it makes sense in a non pedo way is that them high school kids would be your easiest targets for food if you were the type that HAD to feed specifically from a living human instead of any of the workarounds like animals, or blood bags
Twilight this man wants to be in twilight
Every vampire show/movie ever:
"WRONG KIND OF PREDATOR-"
The only justification I give for being a vampire in high school is that it is likely easier to start a new life. You go to a new school where no one knows you, claim to be an immigrant or something to that effect and build up some kind of academic record. From there you, go to college, then get a job. After a few years when people might start realizing you don't age, go to a new location and start over.
that's basically how they did it in twilight
Why not start with college? Fake the records, plenty of people you can pay for that. Everyone is new, if 3 people from the same year and school enter the same major it would be a lot, so not knowing anyone is to be expected.
Ok if I was a vampire then heck yeah I'd go back to highschool just to be able to experience highschool without the constant beating I got and so I can finally take chemistry and stuff
evaporates in the sunlight
I'm a freshman in high school and I and if I was a vampire I would not want to go back 💀
Nah, if i was turned into a vampire at highschool age im dropping out...
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Didn't know that actually thx
I watched this on my laptop so it didn't work, but I'll try it on my phone later!
i knew that but you can kinda do that for anything that can be liked
@@morgand.quartz9214 cute pfp
Them: forgets the most known weakness of vampires
I would prefere to stay the age i am(27) as a vampire; old enough to do a lot of stuff legally w/o raising questions.
Early 30s would probably be better. You probably wouldn't want to date someone in their early 20s after a while because of maturity and you could get away with dating late 20s, but no one would really bat an eye if you wanted to date someone older. A 32-year-old dating someone who's 50 is for most people a "well they're both adults" situation. If you meet a 27-year-old and you hit it off, it's very much the same. That age gap isn't an issue as long as you met while you were both adults. A 27-year-old dating a 50-year-old would get more pushback. And most people are attracted to people their own age, so it's very likely you might start to like older people even though you don't look it.
My first thought was “until they prove you’ve lived more than 18 years and you get sent to prison” which was then brought up sorta two seconds later
There's a cute web comic about a vampire who's been married to the love of his life, a human, for decades and now she's old and it's adorable. My sister sends me screenshots periodically.
Most of this video boils down to I want to date high school girls
You could give a billionaire immunity to old age in return for billions of dollars
Honestly I can only think of a couple of reasons why I would want to go to high school as a vampire. Number 1 teens are always up-to-date on the latest shit. Number 2 you don't really have to deal with Fame like you would if you went pro in anything and she could still trading currency under an assumed alias. Parents wouldn't be a problem either tbh because craigslist is still a thing or vampiric mind control"
Here’s a 1 word answer for why you can not be a vampire in high school: sun
You could impersonate Travis Kelsey and date Taylor swift.
You just described Edward from Twilight
That’s like 95% of vampire romance
Getting turned into a vamp at 18. Then living say 400 years makes you 418 years old and if you go after someone not 18 a pedo.
Also aang from the avatar is technically a pedo he may have body and mind of a child but he is way older then katarra
Why not be an owner of a morgue, you get a free constant source of blood and we all know vampires need blood. Vampires have been known to use magic sometimes so maybe use a bit of necromancy to automate the bodies to get themselves ready for the funeral so you can just hangout in your office all day, getting payed to sit around doing nothing all day. 😂
The mythology was very creepy
*confused FBI noises*
Bros not allowed within 400yrds of one thats why
Someone's been watching too much Twilight
It's givinggggggg Twilight
I dig this so much
Looking back, twilight was kind of creepy. It wasn’t at the time though.
It always surprises me that they're not more mature. Like, did your brain stop aging too? How can you not see those teenagers as children, I see them as children and I'm 21
Bro just wanted an cupcake 💀
I'd be like a vampiric daredevil
And people ask what is wrong with twilight
Check and see if Edward Cullen is on a registry…
Bro watches too much twilight
Just go to college, they're not going to question it, you can still get the girl, probably more parties, no detentions for skipping, no *getting with a minor as a several hundred year old vampire* all around win!!
Plot reasons!
Nah I would go to college, It's a lot better in the long run.
Just because you don't physically age, doesn't mean you wouldn't mentally and emotionally age. How do people not know this?
I'm pretty sure an adult wanting to date a 15 year old is creepy
I really like vampire stories and movies minus the romance because unless they’re both vampires or both immortal in some form there’s no way you can make it not weird.
😅 he all right guys
hi, i do lore sh*t... the mythology is in fact that creepy
I mean it makes sense for a vampire to go to school if your over 1000 years old your going to need knowledge of the new world that completely different from the one you where born in and if you go to school if will help you learn to blend in with normal people with out being noticed if I was a vampire I would go to school every 50 years
Mythology is DEFINITELY creepy.
(Case in point:Greek Mythology.)
Vamp diddy
Honestly if i was vampire i wouldn't go to school cause i finally got out of the hell whole why go back for an infinite hellhole.
I literally learn show and so many skills cause i have the time like imaginine becoming a vampire who makes video games or all the other options
But he is wanting to live out twilight
Pov: kris tyson
Infinite education
Vampire PDF file 📸🤨
Is this a vampire diaries reference?
No, it's creepy, hell Edward admits it's creepy and tried to leave when she kept coming after him, he only gives in after she repeatedly put her life in danger to get him to come back
yeah but if you were in high school you'd need to go outside during the day
wich since your a vampire you can't
Yea any woman I meet who likes those type of shows us instantly a suspected pedo for me cause people really can girl on it like it isn’t the weirdest thing on the player
Just go to college.
White I’ve seen something similar to this it’s a cheesy movie. At least I think it’s cheesy why are there is a zombie but he’s not a normal zombie. He’s a human zombie I’m a human zombie I mean he’s more humanoid than most other zombies and it’s a girl in high school a bunch of other things and so and bada bing about to bloom. Something happens. I can’t remember.
Hello fbi
...twilight
You're a vampire trying to justify what they're doing, aren't they?
Yes
Super creepy
Okay look, the highschool girl is no good at first date and you-know-what. They are either secretly really anxious but won't tell you, so you have to pretend that they're so tough or cool. Or they have no clue and just lay around. Or they mimic what they saw online, thinking that they're killing it. And also they probably want to go to the movies first and then just touch in the dark. If you're gonna be a vampire, have some standards man!
They will take 3 hours in the bathroom doing makeup just to look like the most basic girl. And worst of all: they'll talk with you about school, and their naive world view, and how their day got ruined because somebody spilled some water on their super expensive outfit.