Ruv: You need to leave. Your chainsaw is too loud. Taki: ............My chainsaw doesn't shake the building. Ruv: ................................................... *Zavodila starts*
Taki: no. U cant tell me what to do. Ruv: YES I CAN UGLY COPY- taki: *il 11 ft tall im bingender, im bi im a alien from a different planet, im wearing kneesocks, im wearing gloves, and im bald and my head is shiner than that rats tranform. Watchu gonna do now fck boi?*
@@XxMilkiexX thy could, but I just think the sound of a chainsaw would be cooler. I'd have to check out the mod for myself, by that I mean watch it here on TH-cam.
"I've told you this like six times already, Just because your in a nun outfit, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN BRING A FREAKING *CHAINSAW* INTO THIS BUILDING. HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?"
The Story: Taki came to the Chruch to rid of a demon probably disguised as a nun, but Ruv stepped in to stop her. This fight would be really cool to see as well, rap battle or not.
@@thecock4032 having to do jojo poses in order to get the same effect makes you seem weaker than someone who doesn't, because someone who doesn't need jojo poses can do it with a smaller percentage of their power, making their true power more intimidating.
Taki:a criminal like you has no morals if you're attacking a nun. Ruv: you are literally dragging and swinging around a chainsaw what is holy about that? Taki: YOU. WILL. MEET. GOD.
taki is canonically proven to be taller than ruv, can't wait to see that edit: Ruv is about 7’0 with his knees bent, Taki is confirmed to be 11'0 standing normally so edit 2: mb, ruv is actually 8’11 when bending his knees
Ruv: Taki I am gonna ask you put the Chainsaw down right now were in a house of god Taki: No I love my Chainsaw you have to beat me in rap battle 1st Ruv: Okay you ask for it
Litterally nobody: 0:19 Taki: What ever game you're playing it won't work, you can't defeat me Ruv: No i know, but he can Shaggy and Matt: Roar ._. Taki: Oh shi-
Ruv: am a Russian Man U can’t kill me Taki: you will meet god…*chainsaw noises* Ruv: MY F**KING POWERFUL VOICE Taki:GHAHAHAHAHAHA Ruv: O NO TAKI SUSSY Taki:u sound like a bucket
Taki: Supposed to be scary. Fanbase: He cute af tho (FYI Taki is bigender which means she uses he/him and she/her pronouns, even the wiki acknowledges that)
I love how it isn’t really that overcharted. Its still pretty hard but not as hard as it used to be. Nice touch for people that aren’t skilled enough!☺️
Okay this sounds like a CANON arguement. Taki: Why hello there. Ruvyzat: Who are you. Taki: Well, i am Taki. It is not a pleasure to meet you, but this place looks like a weird place. Ruvyzat: Well i hate you too. Now please LEAVE. Taki: Well sir, atleast i dont threaten a migdet. And shake buildings like godzilla. Ruvyzat: Well lets rap battle then. If you hate me so much. Do you need a microphone. Taki: I am a natural microphone. And you are a natural earthquake. Ruvyzat: Okay i have now lost my patience. Lets battle NOW. Zavodila/Zavodilla: Its about to get *FUNKY.*
@@weskerposting I understand that, but it's odd to like a character just for that ONE reason. Ethnic group, sexuality, and gender identity shouldn't be the only reason you like a character, or what they're just known as to you. A lot of people seem to based themselves on that or project that onto characters in a fandom. (toxic anime shippers seem to do that, even if it isn't canon)
@@mental_hazard this was a month ago, besides, I had amnesia so I don't exactly remember WHY I posted this? Also she's still my favorite, but for a completely different reason. We both have murderous intent, I guess.
Taki:*brings chainsaw out RuV:*steals chainsaw and throws out window* Taki: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY FAVOURITE CHAINSAW RuV:uh lol.. Taki:😡😡😡😡😡 RuV: why don’t you get out before I explode your bones.. Taki:what do you mean? Ruv*sings zavodila 10000X louder and faster* Taki: AHhHhh Also Taki:*dies*
On average, the length of the legs is 55 % of the body length. It follows from this that his legs are 150 cm long in a bent position. The trunk without legs will be 123cm long. Then I proceeded from the measurements of my own body, but since we use a percentage ratio, this is not important. In the bent state, the Ruv's legs make up 75% of their main length. So if he straightens them, their length will be 200cm. The body without legs in the bent state is 74% of its main length. If Ruv straightens his back and neck, his torso will be 166cm long. In total, we get that his height is about 366cm (12ft).
Taki: me getting instant gmails Ruv: me trying to close all gmails Bomby: me putting my hand on the sharp broken part of my laptop remember that Bomby can shatter the shinoverse just by whispering and also he is bigger than infinity
Taki: dang i accidentally got the wrong church, hope they won't mind a ghost nun being around.. Sarvente: **spots Taki** hello there, who are you? Taki: . . . Sarvente: RUUUVVVYYZZVVAAAATTT Ruvyzvat (Ruv for short): what?- **looks at Sarvente..then at Taki** Taki: y.o.u.'.l.l. m.e.e.t g.0.d. . . Sarvente: while i get people ready have a rap battle Ruvy! Ruvyzvat: don't call me that! Taki: **happily grabs chainsaw** what you waiting for cookieman? let's sing! (AFTER THE RAP) Sarvente: i brought cookies~- **Ruvyzvat and Taki fighting about who's the best nun** Taki: OBVIOUS IT'S ME! Ruv: SHE HAS A BETTER VOICE! Taki: I'M DEAD! SHE A DEMON Ruv: BUT STILL LITTLE **CH! SHE'S BETTER! Taki: I WAS MADE BEFORE YOU GUYS! Sarvente: **chuckles* i'm out- **SHUTS DOOR** Taki: **STARTS THE CHAINSAW** WANNA MESS WITH A GHOST COOKIEMAN? Ruv: YES I DO **GETS A MIC** Sarv comes out with a frying pan** Sarv: OK TIME OUT! Ruv: good luck white n black nun- *sarvente tried to hit taki but taki's a ghost** Taki: **drinks tea and eats one of her cookies and does a derpy look** .-w-. Sarvente: let's have a normal introduction, **clears throat** hello, I'm Sarvente! Ruv: Ruvyzvat, but ruv for short Taki: hello there! i'm Taki! i'm here because i accidentally went to the wrong church and to borrow a bible. Sarvente: oh! here you go! **Sarvente gave Taki a new bible** Taki: thank you very much **laughs** Ruv: THE *** WAS THAT LAUGH?! Taki: don't worry Ruvy. it's normal for me, who wants to join god with me? Sarv: i can't anymore, i'm a demon... Ruv: i'm going to hell anyways.. AND DON'T CALL ME RUVYYYY! Taki: oh~ let's go anyways! (they all went to see god and he forgave them for their sins, the end) PART 2??
ORRRRRRRR Rasazy Jk If Taki visits Whitty, One explosion from Whitty is all it takes to get rid of Taki (and probably Updike if he is very close but who cares? Everyone would die from Whitty exploding)
Ruv: Leave.
Taki: *Y o u w i l l m e e t G o d.*
Ruv: *ZAVODILA INTENSIFIES*
More like : *jojo pose intensifies*
@@mrekozack7817 LOLLL
Taki: *Reveals the chainsaw*
Ruv: NOW THAT'S AN AVENGER THREAT LEVEL.
(Ruv is pretending his voice doesnt cause earquakes)
POV: Ruv becomes the master of illusion
Ruv: You need to leave. Your chainsaw is too loud.
Taki: ............My chainsaw doesn't shake the building.
Ruv: ................................................... *Zavodila starts*
Lol man be speeken facts
He better turn on microphone
@@Espressogenix NO PLIS
@@Espressogenix
volume 100 > 10000
+ 100 pierce
+ 1000 shockwave blast
Taki is actualy taller then ruv facts
Fun fact: Ruv fights children that throw rocks at the church. Nice.
I hate how this is so funny to me.
LMAO WHAT
He doesn’t fight with his fists he just throws bigger rocks at them
If i was there, I'd do the same.
Yeah i would...
Hehe
( Note from Carol ( NOT FROM FNF,)
Keep the knifes away from me for some reason..._.)
ruv my favorite 😌
Sarv: is a demon nun
Taki: is a serial killer nun
Ruv: **looks at both of them** Oh hell no.
Ruv:Russian hardbass.
@@minaisseh lol.
Да рув их разнесет к чертям ты видел его последнюю фазу дибил
@@АлтайЕнисей чел,он не русский чтоб понимать тебя,он не гений который знает дохрилиард языков.
@@minaisseh если он знает все языки а че бы не на русском
Criminal Vs serial killer nun. The internet really does think of everything, and it’s absolutely hilarious!
How is Ruv a criminal?
@@catboyandwolfgirl4545 he is on a wanted poster in the background.
Yasss agreed sis
@@catboyandwolfgirl4545 he's on a wanted poster in the background so I think he's hiding in a church so no one will find him .....protected by Sarv
Dead chat? ;)
Ruv: Bootleg Sarvente’s aren’t permitted in the church. You need to leave.
Taki: Who is Sarvente?
Lol! I love this comment! How this isn't getting likes?
You fight Sarv before Ruv though :/
@@trollfficial52 dude, this was a joke. Yes, I know Taki was made before mid-fight masses
@@LeekSan oh.
Cute
Taki: How about a rap battle?
Sarv: Su-
Ruv: *POSE BATTLE*
Selever and razazy:wut they doing?😎😑😎😑😎😑😑😎😑😎
Ruv and Taki: **starts battling and Ruv shaking the whole entire church**
Sarv: **Gospel starts playing**
i vote taki
@@ppaaaaaaaaa8319 yo tambien mejor dicho los dos
I always forgot bout the fact Ruv's back is gonna hurt everytime he straightens it..
Just like me when i got corona 😩😭
@@nothingtoseehere2763
You okay now?
Just like me
@@Mel-wu8cz
Same
My back makes cracking noises so CrISpY I put ASMR videos to shame
True
Ruv: hey sar…wait, you are NOT sarv
Taki: that’s right, I’m tak….
Ruv: don’t care, LEAVE
Taki: no. U cant tell me what to do.
Ruv: YES I CAN UGLY COPY-
taki: *il 11 ft tall im bingender, im bi im a alien from a different planet, im wearing kneesocks, im wearing gloves, and im bald and my head is shiner than that rats tranform. Watchu gonna do now fck boi?*
@@user-ix3dq3qg4k Ruv: I’m gonna turn on my microphone, that’s What I’m gonna do.
@@user-ix3dq3qg4k SHINER THEN RATS- 💀
@@valkyrie948 taki : *haha… 😬 I am sory I will not kil
RUV : what about *n o*
@@valkyrie948 *i will snazgh it from ur hand. *WAT U GUNNA DO BOUT IT? *typical taki laugh*
Taki: I’m basically Ruv but a whole lot edgier and the gnderbend..
Ruv: Your voice sounds like a puffer fish hit puberty.
I seriously laughed lmao (what has gone wrong with my humor)
@@AEAG9YT_ I dont know, Maybe I’m just funny.
@@jqxll.x7012 ok
WAIT SHE ACTUALLY DOES SOUNDS LIKE ONE WTF KRODMD
@@tricitytheinkangel42069 :)
I've always thought that Sarv and Taki would make for an awesome battle but Ruv vs.Taki is way more epic ngl.
R I C E
Hi rice
I’d agree but taki’s voice doesn’t fit with zavodila tbh
Rice I see u everywhere.
AY RICE-
I think Taki's voice should have been that of a chainsaw. I think that would have been a little more creative in my book than the voice we got.
yeah same
omg yes
@@Fildzah280 the song would sound way more bad ass if it was as a chainsaw
What if the creator really wanted to use their voice
@@XxMilkiexX thy could, but I just think the sound of a chainsaw would be cooler. I'd have to check out the mod for myself, by that I mean watch it here on TH-cam.
Ruv: sarv said unholy things must get out
Taki: I am a nun
Ruv: *THEN BEHAVE*
why can't y'all *BEHAVE*
why can't y’all *BEHAVE*
Why can't ya'll *BEHAVE*
why can't y'all *BEHAVE*
why can't y'all *BEHAVE*
"I've told you this like six times already, Just because your in a nun outfit, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN BRING A FREAKING *CHAINSAW* INTO THIS BUILDING. HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?"
Seriously they never learn
I am calling taki them cuz they are like genderfluid or non binary i forgot
@@xSkiTtle_x0311 Taki is bigender, so she goes by he/she pronouns
Also, the fact that she's bald reminds me a lil bit of my friends OC
The reason she can’t bring in a chainsaw is bc she tries to kill me a lot so that’s why there’s a rule
The Story: Taki came to the Chruch to rid of a demon probably disguised as a nun, but Ruv stepped in to stop her.
This fight would be really cool to see as well, rap battle or not.
Both are demons I don't understand this
@@raptorex7987 Taki is an Alien.
@@ness6714 Actually a killer
@@ness6714 wow
@@raptorex7987 Still an alien though.
You guys must be wondering where Sarvente is.
She’s not recording, but she’s getting a bible for these two.
WHERE IS THE BIBLE THEN!?!
@@iluvcherriezz OH IT'S LOST NOO
LMAO
Drinking ice cream?
@@raptorex7987 huh?
Ruv: Please, leave.
Taki: No, no, nooo.
Also ruv: *DOING REMASTERED MOVES AND ZAVODILA IS ALREADY STARTING*
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
His remastered is too powerful
@@rus4881 actually i think his remaster is weaker, since he seems to put way more effort into his poses to achieve the same song
@@Madcat56 boy do you not know how strong jojo's poses are
@@Madcat56 you dont like the remastered its because you noticed his breaking his leg
@@thecock4032 having to do jojo poses in order to get the same effect makes you seem weaker than someone who doesn't, because someone who doesn't need jojo poses can do it with a smaller percentage of their power, making their true power more intimidating.
Ruv: your done
Taki: gets covered in dust*
Alt title: Ruv accidently threw a rock at Taki.
**Taki brings her chainsaw**
Sarvente: that was very unh-
Ruv: RAP TIME
Edit: the likes are getting out of hand
Nah sarv just tired of dealing with them last time so it's ruvs turn
Y e s
@samantha paganpan No, they meant rap.
@@snowball03-boop just in case yall need my gender, its female, thank mê later__
@Sully Dempsey YUSS GET IT TO ITT
Ruv:what the hell aré you
Taki:you Will meet god
Ruv:ok
Ruv again: no u
Taki: no. U
@@Y0u7m0m ruv: no u
@@Y0u7m0m Slaps a UNO reverse card in the table: "No u."
Ruv: no u
Taki:a criminal like you has no morals if you're attacking a nun.
Ruv: you are literally dragging and swinging around a chainsaw what is holy about that?
Taki: YOU. WILL. MEET. GOD.
Ruv: **pulls out UNO reverse card that's Nonsense gave him**
-sarv walks in-
Sarv: But i already met god
Well her way of dressing?
taki is canonically proven to be taller than ruv, can't wait to see that
edit: Ruv is about 7’0 with his knees bent, Taki is confirmed to be 11'0 standing normally so
edit 2: mb, ruv is actually 8’11 when bending his knees
No
:terror:
No hella way.
Ruv: 11 feet
Taki: 11 feet
Sarv:...7 feet
@@Myname-nx6vn he's 11 leaning
Ruv: Sarv why are you wielding a chainsaw?
Taki: I’m not Sarv! I’m your death!
Ruv: oh yeah wrong nun
I like it how Taki sings it it is amazing 😎👌✨
I like it too much
It fits her
Ah yes, a Russian man battles a murderer nun with a chainsaw, *PERFECT.*
ВЫ ПРИЗВАЛИ РОССИЮ
Ruv: Taki I am gonna ask you put the Chainsaw down right now were in a house of god
Taki: No I love my Chainsaw you have to beat me in rap battle 1st
Ruv: Okay you ask for it
*Ruv proceeds to bring down the house of god*
Ruv: (starts to shake the church)
Taki: ah yes the floor here is made out of floor
"Ruv, I told you not to argue with your older sister."
"Also YOU'RE paying for the damages"
Litterally nobody:
0:19
Taki: What ever game you're playing it won't work, you can't defeat me
Ruv: No i know, but he can
Shaggy and Matt: Roar ._.
Taki: Oh shi-
My favorite is Taki 😡
@@Ichira_wakana same and so? He made the comment as a joke
So..
It's not really a hate for Taki she's cool too
@@dqver5988 its cool 😙
Ruv already deals with a demon nun, he doesn’t need a serial killer nun too
Well 1 is friendly too him but the other one has a chainsaw
Yeah
Ruv wins, he probably able to break any skull with a punch
If it was rasazy she would oof taki with a sneeze (rasazy's voice is louder then ruvs)
Why are you comparing fighting in a rythm game
@@realuniversal why not
@@MisterJoson it's not really the purpose of the game and just bc someone's voice is deeper/louder doesn't mean they have power
(Just saying)
Yeah and plus ruv is immortal
Okay, I don't know why, but for some reason, to me, the fact his little ushanka tassles swing when he switches poses just amuses me
The thing I mainly care about, is how Ruv looks different. It looks nice but the fact his sleeve is a bit misplaced but we're gonna ignore that
I mean, who wouldn't ignore it lol?
Their color schemes both match, i just noticed.
And others think it's a ship. I do not think of that.
@@jellyogenoshift3083
h u h
W h a t
No. Just no.
When I first saw Taki and compared her to Ruv, I thought they were siblings for a second-
@@jellyogenoshift3083 your point???
@@jellyogenoshift3083 oh god...
Fun fact:
Ruv didn't manage to get rid of her
*but he manage to get rid of her hearing.*
friendly Reminder that Ruv is 9 feet tall, but Taki is a whole 11 feet-
If y’all thought Ruv was intimidating just think about that XD
He always has his legs bent and is slouching though, imagine how tall he is standing up straight
@@tidepodpadthai2633 probably 10 ft
Ruv is all legs damn
@@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 Actually around 12 ft
His back problem
And leg problem
Ruv: am a Russian Man U can’t kill me
Taki: you will meet god…*chainsaw noises*
Ruv: MY F**KING POWERFUL VOICE
Taki:GHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ruv: O NO TAKI SUSSY
Taki:u sound like a bucket
Ruv: leave
Taki: no
*Zavodila plays in background*
Taki: Supposed to be scary.
Fanbase: He cute af tho
(FYI Taki is bigender which means she uses he/him and she/her pronouns, even the wiki acknowledges that)
This make Taki further remind me of the demon from The Conjuring 2
@@phillystruck9003 he reminds me of pufferfishes
Why?
@@phillystruck9003 her voice
takis are seriously intense
They don't belong on this planet
*chainsaw noises intensifies*
Plot twist: Taki is Ruv sister they are just arguing about who is dad fav child
Or Whos getting the last pizza
Nope the last vodka i think
@@phseikiro9370 noice
Y E S
@@phseikiro9370 also
Ruv doesn't drink
@@umbrellazandthangz1539 Impossible
somehow taki's voice fits so perfectly
Beatdrop
I love how it isn’t really that overcharted. Its still pretty hard but not as hard as it used to be. Nice touch for people that aren’t skilled enough!☺️
Can you do selever vs taki next dude? I wanna see his reaction xD
Awesome display photo and much respect for you ...
@@marrowkurokozimoz.nightlor7919 thanks dude I appreciate it
Can you do Animal or Gospel but Taki sing it? It’s ok if not ✨
Ruv: i already have a fake nun i dont want anymore.
He's tryna get rid of her but she won't go and he's mad about it lol
Taki's voice is cool
😎BRING🥵 🥶DOWN😳 😦THE HOUSE☺️OF😀😛GOD😜
Ruv: your chainsaw is too loid
taki: at least it doesnt shake the whole building
Ruv: his version of megalovania intensifies*
Taki: You will meet god.
Ruv: Oh, But I am god.
Taki: Hi Id Like to Sign up for t-
Ruv: GEEEET OUUUUUUT
Taki: i kill your girlfriend, now give me your love to me
Ruv: wait what
Ruv: holdup
That's a very unholy of you
@@venomheadcrab2096 zoinks
Well I'm fine
*Horns came out*
@@venomheadcrab2096 did you meet god before or after taki came?
Ruv be like: Wait your not sarv!
Taki: stay back I got a chainsaw
@@ethanhartley3419 Sarv: You stay back i got a demon form
@@aprilstegall6002 Taki: Uh oh
I like how the only reasons ppl think taki is an imitated psychotic version of Sarvante is cause of:
the head shape, the hat and the dress
ruv: loud hardbass
taki: pufferfish puberty
Taki : "enter's the chruch with her chainsaw"
Sarvente/sarv : wait weapons aren't aloud!
Ruv : "starts vazodila"
Taki : here we go again-
Taki sounds like she needs some mints and water-
*HER VOICE BE RASPY*
*taki brings a chainsaw to church*
Sarvente: uhm why tho.?
Ruv: *and i accepted the challenge*
Okay this sounds like a CANON arguement.
Taki: Why hello there.
Ruvyzat: Who are you.
Taki: Well, i am Taki. It is not a pleasure to meet you, but this place looks like a weird place.
Ruvyzat: Well i hate you too. Now please LEAVE.
Taki: Well sir, atleast i dont threaten a migdet. And shake buildings like godzilla.
Ruvyzat: Well lets rap battle then. If you hate me so much. Do you need a microphone.
Taki: I am a natural microphone. And you are a natural earthquake.
Ruvyzat: Okay i have now lost my patience. Lets battle NOW.
Zavodila/Zavodilla: Its about to get *FUNKY.*
Ruv: H A R D B A S S
Taki: Angry enderman noises
Nice!
Ignore my god damn replies. I have no idea why I posted this.
Seems like you only like the characters cause she's non-binary.🗿
@@mental_hazard because there isn't much LGBTQ/POC/etc. representation amongst the FNF comunity
@@weskerposting I understand that, but it's odd to like a character just for that ONE reason. Ethnic group, sexuality, and gender identity shouldn't be the only reason you like a character, or what they're just known as to you.
A lot of people seem to based themselves on that or project that onto characters in a fandom. (toxic anime shippers seem to do that, even if it isn't canon)
hmmmmmmmmm
@@mental_hazard this was a month ago, besides, I had amnesia so I don't exactly remember WHY I posted this? Also she's still my favorite, but for a completely different reason. We both have murderous intent, I guess.
Can you do Tabi or AGOTI vs Taki and btw I love this
Tabi vs taki will be kinda funny
@@AEAG9YT_ ye but I like Tabi and AGOTI
Tabi and AGOTI vs Taki - Dream on Roses (2nd songs from Monika mod)
Taki:*brings chainsaw out
RuV:*steals chainsaw and throws out window*
Taki: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO MY FAVOURITE CHAINSAW
RuV:uh lol..
Taki:😡😡😡😡😡
RuV: why don’t you get out before I explode your bones..
Taki:what do you mean?
Ruv*sings zavodila 10000X louder and faster*
Taki: AHhHhh
Also Taki:*dies*
Ruv: sarv your sis is here….
Sarv:*literally becomes a demon*
Taki:..
Taki: I’m sarvente’s sister
Ruv: I don’t trust you
Ruv:* try’s to get rid of her*
Sarvente: wait that’s my-
Ruv: I got this sarvente
Actually they are not sisters but they do look pretty alike except taki is vanilla ice cream and sarv is like neopolitan
@@xSkiTtle_x0311
I think that's what Nuns refer to other Nuns even though they are not related
Fua cantan epico los 2
Sis xD
Ruv wants his nun back.
2:14 Now that's gotta be one of the loudest, coolest, and quietest voice I've ever heard of my entire life
If Ruv were to take his hand out of his pocket, in some poses of the remastered version it would appear that he is doing Jojos poses XD
I rlly like Taki’s voice bank ngl
I really thought it was actually taki’s or tabi’s name misspelled 💀💀
...
So tabi when will you battle taki? She might go after girlfriend
Hey is that a fixed Sarv engine I'm seeing? notes aren't suddenly dissappearing
*Russian man meets a Lady with a chainsaw……I see no difference to reason between them* 😂😂
Ruv : Gurl your weapon is too loud leave.
Taki : ………At least I don’t make the church shaking…..
Ruv : YOU B-
*Zavodila starts*
Correction: MidFight Masses, but sarvente changed her mind
Whos taller
Ruv is 8'11 when he bends his knees so his true height is unconfirmed
And Taki is 11ft
On average, the length of the legs is 55 % of the body length. It follows from this that his legs are 150 cm long in a bent position. The trunk without legs will be 123cm long. Then I proceeded from the measurements of my own body, but since we use a percentage ratio, this is not important. In the bent state, the Ruv's legs make up 75% of their main length. So if he straightens them, their length will be 200cm. The body without legs in the bent state is 74% of its main length. If Ruv straightens his back and neck, his torso will be 166cm long. In total, we get that his height is about 366cm (12ft).
@@MKommunun this man did the math and everything give him a round of applause!
@@umbrellazandthangz1539 Well, I was bored and I decided to do something interesting
@@MKommunun someone on a forum said hes 12'11.5
@@mEmEzMaN... I'm not saying that my calculations are true. These are just calculations based on an in-game sprite
Taki: me getting instant gmails
Ruv: me trying to close all gmails
Bomby: me putting my hand on the sharp broken part of my laptop
remember that Bomby can shatter the shinoverse just by whispering and also he is bigger than infinity
Shaggy is better than Bomby
@@Therevengeforget no not at all
coz' i AM Bomby
@@Therevengeforget Shaggy doesn't really exist irl. He just a fictional character and Bomby (aka the guy who's replied you first) is a real human
Uhm us whitty "bomby" or is that a new character I missed
Taki: dang i accidentally got the wrong church, hope they won't mind a ghost nun being around..
Sarvente: **spots Taki** hello there, who are you?
Taki: . . .
Sarvente: RUUUVVVYYZZVVAAAATTT
Ruvyzvat (Ruv for short): what?- **looks at Sarvente..then at Taki**
Taki: y.o.u.'.l.l. m.e.e.t g.0.d. . .
Sarvente: while i get people ready have a rap battle Ruvy!
Ruvyzvat: don't call me that!
Taki: **happily grabs chainsaw** what you waiting for cookieman? let's sing!
(AFTER THE RAP)
Sarvente: i brought cookies~-
**Ruvyzvat and Taki fighting about who's the best nun**
Taki: OBVIOUS IT'S ME!
Ruv: SHE HAS A BETTER VOICE!
Taki: I'M DEAD! SHE A DEMON
Ruv: BUT STILL LITTLE **CH! SHE'S BETTER!
Taki: I WAS MADE BEFORE YOU GUYS!
Sarvente: **chuckles* i'm out- **SHUTS DOOR**
Taki: **STARTS THE CHAINSAW** WANNA MESS WITH A GHOST COOKIEMAN?
Ruv: YES I DO **GETS A MIC**
Sarv comes out with a frying pan** Sarv: OK TIME OUT!
Ruv: good luck white n black nun-
*sarvente tried to hit taki but taki's a ghost**
Taki: **drinks tea and eats one of her cookies and does a derpy look** .-w-.
Sarvente: let's have a normal introduction, **clears throat** hello, I'm Sarvente!
Ruv: Ruvyzvat, but ruv for short
Taki: hello there! i'm Taki! i'm here because i accidentally went to the wrong church and to borrow a bible.
Sarvente: oh! here you go! **Sarvente gave Taki a new bible**
Taki: thank you very much **laughs**
Ruv: THE *** WAS THAT LAUGH?!
Taki: don't worry Ruvy. it's normal for me, who wants to join god with me?
Sarv: i can't anymore, i'm a demon...
Ruv: i'm going to hell anyways.. AND DON'T CALL ME RUVYYYY!
Taki: oh~ let's go anyways!
(they all went to see god and he forgave them for their sins, the end) PART 2??
I love how Taki was doing the derp eyes for the entire video XD
Ru vs tak
Yeet I’m here first
Idk
If ruv cant do it its either selever or no one
ORRRRRRRR Rasazy
Jk
If Taki visits Whitty, One explosion from Whitty is all it takes to get rid of Taki (and probably Updike if he is very close but who cares? Everyone would die from Whitty exploding)
Or Tiky Expurgation
I just realized, either the chainsaw is moving at insane speeds or that's a very smooth chainsaw
Imagine if Sarv saw this. She would be like: Taki, that was very unholy of you to do.
XD
Totally ruv lyrics:
Who are you. You aint sarv . Why you have a chainsaw. your laugh is like a psychopath. Why are you even here.
Expurgation be like:
Fun fact: Taki is supposed to be a bit taller than Ruv
Taki: 11ft tall
Ruv: 9-10ft tall WITH KNEES BENT
Ruv is 8,11 when knees are bent and he might be 9,2 if his knees are not bent
This is taki’s audition to be a nun at Sarv’s church
Ruv: ok if you keep taking that chain-
Taki: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CHAINSAW
Ruv listening to be: I'm bored
Ruv speaking himself: MADMAN
the church be like: why y'all always breaking meh 😭✨👌😫
taki: can i sing with you Ruv? ruv: oh hell no
Quick question:would you guys rather
A.Endure a loud scream from ruv
B.Endure Taki's chainsaw shredding your head to pieces
Ruv looking tired and angry: taki just standing there and giving him a pillow and coffee:
Taki and ruv perfect couple :3
Ruv: BRING DOWN THE HOUSE OF GOD
Taki: YOU’LL MEET THE HOUSE OF GOD
ruv: *i hate your voice it’s sounds creepy*
taki: *then i dont care trash*
ruv: *your are so mean*
taki: *ok*