The Bonfire - Josh v. Jord

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  • @ConMan-bx1rk
    @ConMan-bx1rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Jacob being shitty to Josh is the best thing from the saga

  • @thomasthomas3750
    @thomasthomas3750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Hooker bedtime stories is the single funniest bit I've heard in 15 years

  • @kcassi1
    @kcassi1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Heel Jacob is always the best.

  • @travismcnasty51
    @travismcnasty51 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Josh Adam Meyers looks like Edgar Allan Poe in that pic.

  • @Bacon__SteezBurger
    @Bacon__SteezBurger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Crack Lee Crackle has been my sole bedtime story architect for the past year and a half, and I just want to say, thank you, you magnificent fucking Wizard of bonfire compilations 🙏🏼

  • @uns33n
    @uns33n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The fact that a porn star and feature dancer is an escort shouldn't be a bombshell or surprise to anyone.

  • @phead80
    @phead80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    thx for putting this together, cool of you

  • @MelissaAnn420
    @MelissaAnn420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    All other channels should just be deleted, this is the only one.

    • @ednakrabapoly
      @ednakrabapoly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      except yours

    • @rainlemon
      @rainlemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And now you're both silent. When the world needed you the most, you disappeared. Frozen in ice for 100 years

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rainlemon I'm still waiting for someone to return.

    • @randomdiaz3502
      @randomdiaz3502 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@BazookaTooth707Same

    • @Jacqie_Lee
      @Jacqie_Lee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ⁠this and the OLD ykwd! Sometimes the LOS too, of course the older the better. 🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

  • @marquesc9505
    @marquesc9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Jacob going in on Josh was the best

    • @cvandy2252
      @cvandy2252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You're so rock n roll dude"

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't think he would commit so hard

    • @miseryisme
      @miseryisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BadGoyz4Life you underestimated JB in any capacity? Not cool dude

  • @Cobwebs_and_Crayons
    @Cobwebs_and_Crayons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jacob goin full heel 😂🤣

  • @dilaudid74
    @dilaudid74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    She is a fuckin trooper for actually talking to them about this. I was looking forward to this follow up and it didn’t disappoint. I appreciate the upload.

    • @kemosabi4
      @kemosabi4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If she was really that mortified by Josh bringing her up on the show, she didn't have to come on. She wants her 5 seconds.

    • @thebayneshow938
      @thebayneshow938 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And she blocked him. Homie was in love lmao

    • @gnarkiller
      @gnarkiller หลายเดือนก่อน

      She started doing segments with a morning zoo radio show in Minneapolis right after this

  • @Dingleberrycrunch36
    @Dingleberrycrunch36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I just love imagining Jordan getting wigged out by josh trying to hold hands. They’re just walking and shes thinking “geez, what a queer…”

  • @jessicam.1821
    @jessicam.1821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lee, you are my hero. Thanks for the upload!!!

  • @kevinmccauley5936
    @kevinmccauley5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Hooker bedtime stories should be a real show

  • @thewickedkingrotten3352
    @thewickedkingrotten3352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You are a god among men Lee
    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @damienlisi761
    @damienlisi761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Haven't seen Jacob that riled up since the studio temperature incident

    • @eclipsewrecker
      @eclipsewrecker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha. Did you hear the whole thing? Jacob was chosen to play the heel

    • @Fred3209
      @Fred3209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eclipsewrecker no he wasn’t chosen, HE WANTED THE HEAT. HEEL JACOB FOR THE WIN

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I can’t stress how much cooler Jordan is than Josh, but that’s not saying much

  • @devobarro8534
    @devobarro8534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Aghhhhh!”- Jacob

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jacob straight alpha’d Josh’s shit lmaooo

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually that was Jake who did that

  • @RandallMarvinMarsh
    @RandallMarvinMarsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    He has returned!

  • @jjay__
    @jjay__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Josh buses tables at Ruby Tuesday's

  • @mr.martyr8573
    @mr.martyr8573 ปีที่แล้ว

    The boys not letting JAM talk is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Lol It’s like he’s not even in the room. Loool

  • @geofox9484
    @geofox9484 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:00 dan’s such a pro he knows that to be fair he should plug this guy before they bully him and also that he’ll take the bullying better knowing that he just got a good plug
    Dan’s one of the last real radio pros

  • @Simon-IFF
    @Simon-IFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Snort laughing through this entire episode!

  • @nicholaswojton8258
    @nicholaswojton8258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Josh Adam Myers blows

  • @chadriegel2832
    @chadriegel2832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:04:50 😂 she didnt look him up because she didnt wanna be creepy meanwhile he was watching all her porn videos learning all her favorite moves 😂😂😂

  • @stuckinadazzee
    @stuckinadazzee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This still hits

  • @robrock5724
    @robrock5724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Who the hell is down voting Lee's fine work?

  • @xepicxyoshix5982
    @xepicxyoshix5982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hooker bed time story killed me 😆

  • @tooombay11
    @tooombay11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Welcome back king

  • @messuggah24
    @messuggah24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The semantics of hanging out with someone that just wants their Amazon wishlist full filled instead of their libido is just the end of it.

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you know what semantics means?

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jacob is such a little shit in this one 😂 "Josh how could you"

  • @sawyerbarnes7439
    @sawyerbarnes7439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish Jacob would of told her "nah pass" I would of died hahahha but no everyones a simp

  • @thomaspickering2659
    @thomaspickering2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Josh fucking sucks

  • @xyfnthrn714
    @xyfnthrn714 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh looks like danny devito in that movie with dave chappelle and norm mcdonald

  • @napukapu
    @napukapu ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've listened to this bit twice and I still don't know who either of the people are. Can someone just break it down to three sentences.

    • @JustaLocalLLC
      @JustaLocalLLC ปีที่แล้ว

      🤷‍♂️

    • @R9TR0
      @R9TR0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Her name is Jordan maxx you horny dog

  • @agentrocco8042
    @agentrocco8042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hilarious story, so funny

  • @King_of_Apathy
    @King_of_Apathy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Is it josh Adam Meyers or is it Jacob with eyeshadow doing a character.

  • @xepicxyoshix5982
    @xepicxyoshix5982 ปีที่แล้ว

    36:36 gets me, I originally thought this happened to Jacob

  • @FlashyVic
    @FlashyVic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The dripping contempt in Jacobs voice.😎
    In a perfect world Jacob and Jord would bang the fuck out of each other and then the next time JAM is a guest in the studio Jacob would just stick his fingers under Josh's nose and sneer, "Jordan says hello."

  • @lousasoul5895
    @lousasoul5895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Please drop a fresh batch on us step brroooo

  • @pete2799
    @pete2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    What up Lee tha real OG

  • @vampirefox7
    @vampirefox7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Please cut the hooker bedtime stories as its own video that's a classic bit that can stand on its own.

  • @thebayneshow938
    @thebayneshow938 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    38:20 the magic begins

  • @btp5035
    @btp5035 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anybody know her wishlist page? Wanna get her a pair of “Jords”

  • @hcthomps13
    @hcthomps13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I talked to this girl on Reddit for a bit after her appearance. Seems like a nice girl.

  • @Able_Hotel42
    @Able_Hotel42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Attacked my Weiner hahahha

  • @curtischisom9974
    @curtischisom9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Snap doodle doo that’s what I do

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3 years later and she hit the wall

  • @MichaelZoidberg
    @MichaelZoidberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What is her name?

  • @TylerFireeagle
    @TylerFireeagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    🤢 That's how Josh, looks 🤮 He looks like a Latino, Ron Jeremy.

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There was an episode of the Simpsons where Lisa got challenged to make an anagram for "Jeremy Irons". My brain thought "sí, Ron Jeremy". Full circle joke, decades later. Thank you.

  • @Acrosstown
    @Acrosstown 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    10:59 underrated Asian joke

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jacob was right, she was a cheerleader

  • @TheKitchenerLeslie
    @TheKitchenerLeslie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Pornstar Comic = Silvia Saige

  • @ThePeoplesConsultant
    @ThePeoplesConsultant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @alex-mk1du
    @alex-mk1du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So fast. Crack Lee crackle

  • @josephberg1586
    @josephberg1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Josh... Grade A douche. Funny Comedian. He's up there with the worst guys. She is cool, and no Vocal Fry

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never heard Josh say anything funny. He's always singing at inappropriate times. He's actually pretty annoying.

    • @josephberg1586
      @josephberg1586 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acetate909 ;-) "My Hommie !!"

  • @kieran6417
    @kieran6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened?

  • @moemoe1808
    @moemoe1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Heeeee's Back

  • @tonyelliott5000
    @tonyelliott5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Soooo... anybody find out that porn name?...for research, ofcourse.

    • @micahatencio
      @micahatencio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Late but its jordan maxxx

  • @buhshmuh
    @buhshmuh ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jordan looks exactly as subpar as I expected. They built up her looks so much lol

    • @lunchb0x1986
      @lunchb0x1986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a gay comment.

    • @TheStealthyPyro
      @TheStealthyPyro 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's pretty hot dude

    • @ApexPunisherX
      @ApexPunisherX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lunchb0x1986 What a cuck comment! He's right. She looks better in the thumbnail here than normal but after looking her up she's mediocre AF for a porn star.

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dude you might wanna get them blue feet looked at

  • @TheStealthyPyro
    @TheStealthyPyro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Simp Jacob is hilarious

    • @UncleDeadly1031
      @UncleDeadly1031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s interesting. I saw Josh as the simp here. Jacob was, to me, more so a rare example of a “Nice Guy” who actually rules and slays simps like Josh with his earnest chivalry.

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who is she

  • @jamesmelton8993
    @jamesmelton8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    FUCK JOSH!
    #TEAMJACOB4LYFE
    #222
    #cracklecrackle
    #hashtag

  • @miseryisme
    @miseryisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    03 to 09 WWE was fantastic, breakin my heart Soder

    • @joshuapaladini1507
      @joshuapaladini1507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s just saying that finding a person who was into that period exclusively would be odd (as opposed to someone who was a fan during the Hulkamania or Attitude Era)

    • @uns33n
      @uns33n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's actually the Era that killed wrestling for me.

    • @jeromeridgley2259
      @jeromeridgley2259 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joshuapaladini1507ofcourse what are u retarded

  • @sidehussle9994
    @sidehussle9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cringed when I heard “snap-doodle” from josh …

  • @chloedamone3014
    @chloedamone3014 ปีที่แล้ว

    as a super straight girlie girl... Jordan has the aspirational dream body... all natural, soft, delicate... I am going to take her picture to a trainer

  • @Nothingman88
    @Nothingman88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know, throughout most of this podcast, I was just hoping they'd get back together.

  • @BeRoyal37
    @BeRoyal37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    U da man crack

  • @oldpremium1493
    @oldpremium1493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On some microscopic amount. That's enough for me

  • @euchongo4240
    @euchongo4240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ooooohhh, you were trying to be accurate....

  • @AqueousMantra
    @AqueousMantra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, this guy blows

  • @aaronzywicki8683
    @aaronzywicki8683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    N.W.A.

  • @nr1w0r1d
    @nr1w0r1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Josh... not a good look.

    • @jefflabbecomedy
      @jefflabbecomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah no he should totally respect her a bit more and send her a few more items off her Amazon wishlist before her next client. 🤢

    • @davidfaustino4476
      @davidfaustino4476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jefflabbecomedy Yeah no he should throw a bitch fit because the whore he spent his weekend with was a whore..

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jefflabbecomedy I see where you're coming from, but what she does isn't a reason to be a total asswipe to her. I ain't simpin'; I'm just in the camp that if a girl does all those nice things for you, regardless of her profession, don't put her on blast as a worthless slut while she's sucking YOUR dick. JAM comes off as a genuine dickhead through this whole thing.

  • @RayRae559
    @RayRae559 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude i swear Jacob is such a simp for any female

  • @danieleriksson5728
    @danieleriksson5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love you and want you to have my kids.

  • @daymonstewart6
    @daymonstewart6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty sure she called Dan Sam

  • @Tayscopea
    @Tayscopea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dan could've hit

  • @spareparts1017
    @spareparts1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    JAM is an annoying poseur simp with shit music taste. I love that this chick exposed him. LMMFAO. Also, I thought RAYA was for celebrities.

  • @justing7490
    @justing7490 ปีที่แล้ว

    Christine's training came into play during that call. She was trying to fix that situation for Josh, even though he was clearly just trying to get a casual fuck

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw ปีที่แล้ว

    Hooker Bedtime Stories is so funny

  • @imwouldbe
    @imwouldbe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Do they like this guy at all? Having never heard him on the show before I’d swear they think he’s a doof the way they talk to him.

    • @hcthomps13
      @hcthomps13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah this josh guy might suck

    • @kemosabi4
      @kemosabi4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's been on the show multiple times and runs the Goddamn Comedy Jam. He's good friends with the boys.

    • @ZMB-on5ub
      @ZMB-on5ub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He must have something to sell, because I've seen him on other podcasts (couldn't finish any). Regardless of the hooked stuff I would never pay to see him. If he headlines.

    • @rainlemon
      @rainlemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Josh is a long time friend of both of them, he is a comedian that loves music and can kinda sing. His podcast about the 500 beat albums of all time, is great. That being said, he is a dude bro, that lives in LA, i think. And he doesn't make the best of decisions, and isn't aware of himself that much. But it genuinely seems like he cant help it, like its his personality. So thats what it is, we all accept him . Him and Big Jay just did a parody on Nikki Glasers Bob Saget song. Highly recommend it

    • @jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009
      @jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah like the guy above me said go watch Jay and Josh do their tribute to Bob Saget on Skanks you won't be disappointed

  • @hughjass7101
    @hughjass7101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hey! maybe you can tell all your psychophants to stop crying in the daily ep uploads.

  • @mattyrolph8429
    @mattyrolph8429 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gah... He's just so irritating! For 1000s of years, regardless of Culture or cast, people with Phils personality would have been weeded out or had their course corrected before becoming a full grown Adult.

  • @stevenludlow1754
    @stevenludlow1754 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey new daddy you wanna meet bathtubmomz

  • @the-chameleon
    @the-chameleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    sorry but Josh Adam Myers is not funny, he's just pathetic

  • @rovingfire5413
    @rovingfire5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I deserve this girl more than Josh... Josh should have thought this out

    • @jakesommer3914
      @jakesommer3914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You deserve to have your savings account drained by an economic vampire

    • @jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009
      @jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ew dude wtf kinda comment is that 😂

    • @davidfaustino4476
      @davidfaustino4476 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't deserve any girl. No one does that's stupid.

  • @adamberndt4190
    @adamberndt4190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dan Soder is annoying. He's constantly trying to prove to Big Jay that he's "Funny" and he absolutely will not stop interrupting everyone with the stupidest shit...

    • @jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009
      @jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol you're really over thinking here huh 😂 do you tend to read too much into a lot of things in your life cuz this is a huge reach lol

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jamalginsburghasidichomebo6009 no he's got a point; Soder absolutely has a bad habit of t-boning other people in the middle of their jokes to either; shoe-horn a funny voice or accent, or tag the joke of the person telling it in real time.

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You clearly don't listen to the show. They literally bounce off one another and both interrupt each other. It's called shooting the shit.

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment never held water, and now that Dan is gone it’s clear you don’t know what made the show good.

    • @adamberndt4190
      @adamberndt4190 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@maxmotors9497 are you in Russia? Or some other communist country where everyone by law has to have the same opinion? If so I honestly and wholeheartedly do apologize. But here in America, you know the land of the free, individuals are allowed to have different opinions.