FFXIV Meteion roasts Emet
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 ต.ค. 2024
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►Game: Final Fantasy XIV Online
Ehhh
ehhhh lol.
The "scene cannot be skipped" had me in stitches. Really nice touch
That honestly made this perfect
I barely survived that.
Sorry Emet, you're gonna have to take this roast in it's entirety.
I was just about to ask! He was SMASHING the Emergency Escape 🆘 button on this convo wasnt he!?😂
I literally did the ugliest scream laugh! At that part!
I was laughing so hard at this part lmaoo
"This scene cannot be skipped."
Poor Emet wanted out but couldn't.
he tried 5 times lol
EMET IS THE KIND OF GUY TO SKIP CUTSCENE IF HE'S GETTING HURT
Some may say this is out of character for Meteion.
I remind those people that Meteion takes on the emotional state of whoever's nearest as her own.
F for Emet
Now the question is, were they reflecting on Emet's or Hermes' emotional state 🤔
nearest is a surprisingly stretchable term
@@BonelessFolka Yes.
It's WoL, it's definitely WoL thinking this and it's ending up coming out of Meteion.
“That brain surgeon or lawyer he’s f*cking with…
…A S C I A N”
You can't say that! That's their word!
A N C I E N T
Gotta have the A-word pass
ASS-ian
@@HCSR2 venat gave her a pass, she loves trolling emet
"SUCH DEVASTATION. THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION"
-Hermes
*Hermes,after he saw what his twisted creation had done to his home and people*
Emet-selch repeatedly hitting skip LMAO
Was fun as fuck working on this LMAO
You did great, this was AMAZING
@@megamariostriker TYSM!
@@Tummamu I'M SO GLAD LMAO I WAS NERVOUS ! It wasn't too hard!
There was a second that I thought it might have been an ai doing the voice, since it was pretty close. Good job!
@@typicalneet A good voice actor will always make you second guess if it's really acting or some program being used
Love that the VA retained Meteion's stutter
I know she had a stutter when she spoke aloud in the game itself, but for some reason I wasn't expecting that to carry into this shitpost too. I was delightfully mistaken and it made it more genuine.
10/10 would laugh his ass off again. Great job.
What do you mean, shitpost? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Maybe Hythlodaeus will call your dog ass"
This deserves a million views. Thank you so much, Saucey Noodle & Co.
Ah yes. The timeline where meteion came out jaded and all her sisters were so angy they didnt get fazed by all the desth and loneliness
The timeline where she actually DID get verified via Peer Review, spent a little too much time around Emet-Selch, and picked up his ability to shittalk anyone she comes across.
@@Xenmaru00W-w-what a nice civilisation you all have. It's based on some ancient myths. Well I-i-i was there and Pikard and Dathon were just horny on that planet. And your prime directive is stupid. Observe...
(People destroy their own civilization to escape Meteion's snark)
“Mayhap I should revert you to the PATHETIC, FADED THING YOU WERE.” said Hades, calmly
The Final Day (Savage)
As a blk man I officially give Meteion the nword pass
She doesn't need it shes black by birth she just dyed her feathers blue for a while
As a fellow black dude I think she counts because she turns black-feathered toward the end. I support my depressed babygirl
I think you should shorten black man to BLM
@@yrtert7138 Black Mage?
@@--Animal-- that's the joke.
Hermes: THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD
Meteion: How do you know? HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
@@ForgiveTheAtrocities I didn't even know people still used the word "colored" in 2023.
@@holy8782 not the right kind of people do
@@PrincessNine never understood that one anyway. I mean, white is still a color
@DepressoExpresso on God you did not just say "colored" 💀
@@holy8782 What about "Dark skinned"?
Holy shit, Emet got destroyed
My favorite part is when she stutters saying "brain surgeon" -- it's like her brain is telling her to stop, but she knows she's in too deep to go back
You know how you never asked for something, but someone gives it to you and then your realize it’s exactly what you needed all along? That’s this.
*Smirking_Vegetadotpng*
To quote my prince, "never have I needed something so much and never known until I received it."
All hail princess trunks.
@@jackadams3878 The fanbase crossover I never knew I needed until I received it.
This is what happened to every self-learning conversational AI
Hermes: Meteion, I gave you wings to fly, but I did not give you an N word pass.
Alekin's voice is forever stuck in my head after animating this
Ngl Meteion doing ehhh eto bleh thingy is the most fitting shit in the universe.
I've downloaded your vid, cut that exact moment in sony vegas, and basically re-watch it on daily basis.
The monochrome Meteion is what she turns into after she successfully uses the N-word.
This is the best thing! I love how you included her stammer, it was a great touch
The voice actress doing the stutter so well is my favorite part of this.
So this is why he changed his hair
Fuck...
This is canon now.
I just woke up and this already made my day. Masterfully made and absolutely 1000% hilarious.
The true start of the Eighth Umbral Calamity. 😂
nah mate, this was the true Final Days
Yeah that was a sick burn, but she feels the emotions of others as if they were her own, so she kinda played herself
Thank you, Hermes. Meteion almost got her ass cancelled.
I need more of Meteion roasting people in my life.
Meteion: Ni-
Hermes: *Meteion.*
Precious daughter. I am so proud of you.
Looks like Emet got Meteowned
*sobbing*
Stop! Stop! He's already dead!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
She was about to drop the hard R
This scene cannot be skipped.
I fucking lost it
As an officially licensed black person I give metion the pass
That cut off point killed me🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
That will never die.
As much as I want it to
“This scene cant be skipped”
*Streamer sweat*
Bro she just destroyed Emets world AGAIN
Canon : In their travels, it is possible that the Meteion Sisters have influenced populations around them due to their effect on Dynamis, causing ends of worlds that would have not happened if not for her.
Headcanon : Meteion Sisters roasted legions of planets and species, until suicide was their only way out
well Emet-Selch is a more compelling antagonist than Meteion could ever Hope to be.
Check.
Mate.
I really should stop skipping cutscenes....
I had no idea Thug Life Meteion is something I needed in my life. Please do more.
Since Hermes created meteon I'd just say those are things Hermes been wanting to say to Emet and Meteon just reading Hermes mind.
0:23 i was expecting that she would call him Hades instead
WoL: And on that day, Meteion became my best friend in the whole world.
My god the voice acting is just as perfect as the animation
Honestly Emet is right about her.
The shots fired sound lol
His hair is magnificent, how dare you!
Bringing up Hythlodaeus was a nice touch 😂
And thats how Final Days crisis ended, kids. Poor birdy just needed to vent.
Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I'm going to say the S word!
Sun-dyyyy~~
OK this is some funny shit, thanks for the laugh
I can see Emet selch trying to skip the C.S
the scene cannot be skipped was the best part LOL
I was wondering when the next burn savage was on the way
I love Emet, but Meteion's right, that haircut has got to go.
LMAO THAT SKIP CUTSCENE
Please inform your collaborators they did a great job.
Masterpiece!!! Cant skip the cutscenes!! 😆
Damn bruh meteion decended into a roast maybe this.... omfg....this man solved the mystery it was never about meteion killing all of us.... ENDWALKER WAS METEION DOING THE UNIVERSAL ROAST OF ALL TIME.....
can't skip the cutscene...worse than duty roulette mainscenario xD
Holy fucking amazing LMAO. My fucking sides.
I curse myself that i only have one thumbs up to give.
Damn the videos in my recommended been fire lately
Holy Fucking Shit.
I can only imagine the endsinger that came from this meteion
The n-word heard across the stars...
Sad that this is actually how some people really talk.
She's spittin' straight facts
No Metion you can't say the N-word
You get this cutscene if you don't skip
I'm sending this to everyone on my friends list. E V E R Y O N E.
funny :)
The Burn (Savage)
I'm sorry, what? This has to be one of the shitposts of all time.
Emet's hair is great. Emet is great. I'll fight the little girl. 😤
That's our Meteion! *Laugh Track*
LMAO "scene cannot be skipped"
YO WHAT
Holy hell that was amazing. Love her animations XD
Enough Dynamus in that roast blow up the star
Holy shit that was too funny. The end in particular
Oh my fucking god that was glorious xD really made my morning! What a masterpiece♥
Perfect timing on this, I finished the elpis section of the MSQ just last night LMAO
I could handle the whole destroying the universe thing, but I'm really disappointed by Meteion's racism. I thought she knew better.
Somewhere in Japan Hololive's Sakura Miko feels the need to start playing FFXIV
As a healer.
This is why you don't let your birdbrain child talk to other worlds unsupervised
Ah, the Meteion that went to Los Santos
hermes is absolutely getting shoved into a locker over this one
Wondered how you were gonna handle 'that bit'
Well played 🤣🤣
i will treasure this in my heart and secret folder for eternity
I love meteion
Bro I thought it was gonna be some dialog I forgot about pff fff fffff GG 😂