If N0ne went back in time and met Albert Einstein, he would tell Einstein that his comprehension level isn't high enough and Einstein would then pass out from N0ne's pivot stuff.
@@SOLESosu scar knows n0ne is trolling. I personally just find it funny from the perspective of "what absurd thing will n0ne say to get on scar's nerves" but to each their own
Bolt892 you’re reading too much into what they say the sexual tension comes from the pauses and expressions they make. You’re clearly someone who doesn’t understand sexual tension maybe because all sexual tension dissolves when you enter a room.
Im very proud of scar for not turning bright red and pile driving n0ne to the ground on account of how cleanly and calmly n0ne is showing him "he's the captain now"
That's the funniest shit about n0ne, he's so committed to shit talking. It's the little nuances that make him entertaining "You just did the n0ne driftback". His face during "Scar Jump". Nigga gonna say he been doing that since melee existed LOL
I love how N0ne just never gives a fuck. It’s hilarious and makes him one of the best Falcon and Dorf players. I think he once said that he never gets mad about losing because it’s just a game. I love N0ne
Shouldn't take criticism too heavy. He truly is just trying to make others understand because a lot of people think they understand when if they understood they would be able to execute the same way as him or other top players. Or if you had the understanding you would be able to outplay him a lot of the time because since you understand you should also be able to find ways to counter play his play and decision making. It's not good when you get content with play style that obviously can use improvement. Top players still find things they can improve on themselves they dont just sit pretty and be like "wow everyone's bad let me be content with how godly I am". What they produce is a product of constantly refreshing their mentality and labbing their characters and certain MUs to ensure they are aware of every situation possible and have tools to counter play anything that gets thrown at them in the situation. It may seem douchey of n0ne but its truth. Scar could be better if he created more options for himself through perfecting and adding more tech like pivoting or turn arounds after aerials or empty hops. Create more situations and build a situational awareness based off the moves you know the situations you make and how to react to the style of play your opponent displays in every given moment of the game. Also for every scenario you have conceptualized you should analyze peoples tendencies when you approach or retreat (be aware of spacing basically) things like paying attention to shield di or noticing if people approach or engage in fighting or if they wait for you to approach and mess up. Like armada always engages in fights but doesnt approach a lot unless he tricks people into a favorable situation with spacing bait tricks hes taught himself. Mew2king rarely ever approaches even when he can unless hes playing marth where he may dash dance bait but hes a little more prone to do mix ups. Mang0 engages from a distance for short periods but is willing to play a more aggressive approach style because hes a heavy mix up player. But depending on their opponents, they are all willing to change up their tenancies and have enough situational awareness to create another game plan on the spot to throw people off when they think they have an understanding. Personally I do understand what top players do but I know I have more to work on based off of not knowing how to react when people switch their game plan and not always having proper execution. Tech wise I'm straight and I've started to make situations out of a lot but obviously I know there are more things to work on. If n0ne were to tell me I dont understand that just means i can improve and prove him wrong i wouldn't get offended cuz if you know you are capable you should be willing to prove it ... the nature of competition isnt to get offended it is to prove those who doubt you wrong and to make a statement.
single best the reads episode ever made. could not stop laughed. Laughed harder than I do at 95% of comedians. How calmly and coolly both none and scar butt heads. The immigrant trolling (or honest fear of scar holding some colonialist sentiments), the depth of n0nes understanding and how real and enlightened he is about it (never claiming to be good, it's as though he's playing to show US something, to show us how to play better) the inability for n0ne to talk in a way scar fully understands, the inability for scar to fully explain or see what n0ne sees through melee, scar's respect for n0ne and his calm demeanor in the face of being essentially called racist. There's so much in there. There's a dissertation in there on some crazy shit. It's really hilarious. I'm crying. wtf
Could the editor please make an effort to sync the audio/player came with the game? One of my favorite parts is their reactions to the game, and it kinda ruins it when their reactions are late by 1-2 seconds. Love the show btw
literally every single reads video is like 30 mins and I SWEAR to you I watch them in like...10 mins. IDK where the time goes when I watch these videos. how is this happening???
If N0ne went back in time and met Albert Einstein, he would tell Einstein that his comprehension level isn't high enough and Einstein would then pass out from N0ne's pivot stuff.
Facts
N0NE is a top tier troll when it comes to scar
@@SOLESosunah this is one of my favs, you gotta remember n0ne is just trying to get a rise out of scar, i.e trolling
@@SOLESosu scar knows n0ne is trolling. I personally just find it funny from the perspective of "what absurd thing will n0ne say to get on scar's nerves" but to each their own
The sexual tension is palpable
"Bobby every waking moment of my life I'm impressed by you. I just want you to know that" made me awww
KappaPride
Why is banter between friends considered "sexual tension"? Not everyone is a homosexual degenerate
Bolt892 Man, this is the dumbest shit I've read all day. Congrats.
Bolt892 you’re reading too much into what they say the sexual tension comes from the pauses and expressions they make. You’re clearly someone who doesn’t understand sexual tension maybe because all sexual tension dissolves when you enter a room.
Im very proud of scar for not turning bright red and pile driving n0ne to the ground on account of how cleanly and calmly n0ne is showing him "he's the captain now"
Scar and n0ne have such weird father and son dynamic that I can't even tell who is adopting each role at a given time
Juli G this is so true and I love it.
Juli G that's some bulio comment right there
Juli G Scar is the dad and n0ne is the son who surpassed the father a while ago and Scar can’t accept it
so its like lion king in reverse
@@Luper1billion "i birthed simba"
Scar is the only dude I know who can read 48 techs in a row and then miss a stomp knee.
Their dynamic is amazing lol
Why does it feel like Scar is trying to get n0ne-senpai to notice him even though n0ne is younger D:
n0ne is the alpha in this episode. Establishing his immigrant dominance.
maybe scar should deport him to show his institutional dominance? kind of a fun back and forth right?
"Immigrant mentality! -Joey Diaz
klafsen gotta love Mipe Stiopic
klafsen beat me to it lol
Michael Wiest, i just want to say-**hangs up**
Scar has never been trolled harder in his life
Scar and n0ne: *passive aggressives through the roof*
Toph: *giggles*
Best moment @25:44
n0ne in full troll mode: "if I were to rank Your impressiveness..."
Scar under his breath but into the microphone: "oh my god"
im dying this is the funniest episode that's been put out by you guys
That's the funniest shit about n0ne, he's so committed to shit talking. It's the little nuances that make him entertaining "You just did the n0ne driftback". His face during "Scar Jump". Nigga gonna say he been doing that since melee existed LOL
So the guest named himself after the level of respect Bobby has for immigrants?
LMAOOO
HAHHAHAHA
Holy shit...
Tophs unwavering approval and admiration
N0nes constant rejection and disinterest
Toph is Scar's Mother and None is Scar's father.
holy shit you're right
The None and Scar rivalry is hilarious
Got my weekly dose of Toph's laugh and then some
n0ne talks to scar like an angsty teen who hates their dad
I think n0ne is a stone cold troll, like a Easter island head.
n0ne speaks with such honesty that I can feel scar's brain getting turned inside out
n0ne is an actual genius lmao. Like Scar+
Callaway Manley n0ne has potato is his skull
Yooooooo Scar's smile all through the video had me cracking up
"you are far from the truth"
-Wisest man in the entire galaxy to lost disciple
25:44 Scar wishing he was born in a world where n0ne doesn't exist
I love how N0ne just never gives a fuck. It’s hilarious and makes him one of the best Falcon and Dorf players. I think he once said that he never gets mad about losing because it’s just a game. I love N0ne
We're also talking about the guy so salty about wobbling that he tweeted about it mid-game.
AwesomepianoTURTLES Yeah how can you even say this lol it's obviously a front.
@@FortWhenTeaThyme losing stocks from shield grabbing icies is enough to break anyone's mental
lmao its so hard to know who is really trolling, this is high level man, I love it
Bobby Scar is so on point with the people's needs recently.
Scar vs Fendy, n0ne on The Reads? What more could we ask for?
Can we get my man Hax$ on the reads
I'm a RPG hell yea
Second this
PLEASE
I want this so bad 😱
I'm a RPG
I like your profile pic
La rotonda
"Bobby, every waking moment of my life I'm impressed by you." -Toph, 2018. 23:20
I love how he looks right into the camera for a second too
N0ne about to give people the hands of god
The most tongue in cheek episode yet
Between two ferns melee edition
I could watch Scar and Toph talk to (insert any name here) until 3018.
there should be a futurama episode of this
scar has become a very patient man because i would have thrown n0ne through the fucking window
astro f. LMFAOOOOOO
Git gud kiddo.
Nah seriously, n0ne is merely being real.
Why? He’s just being honest. And Scar’s just being kinda pedantic.
Shouldn't take criticism too heavy. He truly is just trying to make others understand because a lot of people think they understand when if they understood they would be able to execute the same way as him or other top players. Or if you had the understanding you would be able to outplay him a lot of the time because since you understand you should also be able to find ways to counter play his play and decision making.
It's not good when you get content with play style that obviously can use improvement. Top players still find things they can improve on themselves they dont just sit pretty and be like "wow everyone's bad let me be content with how godly I am". What they produce is a product of constantly refreshing their mentality and labbing their characters and certain MUs to ensure they are aware of every situation possible and have tools to counter play anything that gets thrown at them in the situation.
It may seem douchey of n0ne but its truth. Scar could be better if he created more options for himself through perfecting and adding more tech like pivoting or turn arounds after aerials or empty hops. Create more situations and build a situational awareness based off the moves you know the situations you make and how to react to the style of play your opponent displays in every given moment of the game.
Also for every scenario you have conceptualized you should analyze peoples tendencies when you approach or retreat (be aware of spacing basically) things like paying attention to shield di or noticing if people approach or engage in fighting or if they wait for you to approach and mess up.
Like armada always engages in fights but doesnt approach a lot unless he tricks people into a favorable situation with spacing bait tricks hes taught himself. Mew2king rarely ever approaches even when he can unless hes playing marth where he may dash dance bait but hes a little more prone to do mix ups. Mang0 engages from a distance for short periods but is willing to play a more aggressive approach style because hes a heavy mix up player. But depending on their opponents, they are all willing to change up their tenancies and have enough situational awareness to create another game plan on the spot to throw people off when they think they have an understanding.
Personally I do understand what top players do but I know I have more to work on based off of not knowing how to react when people switch their game plan and not always having proper execution. Tech wise I'm straight and I've started to make situations out of a lot but obviously I know there are more things to work on. If n0ne were to tell me I dont understand that just means i can improve and prove him wrong i wouldn't get offended cuz if you know you are capable you should be willing to prove it ... the nature of competition isnt to get offended it is to prove those who doubt you wrong and to make a statement.
Matthew Curiel what the fuck is wrong with you
Scar got some sf knowledge. Making your opponent think you are going to wake up dp is a part of the mind game.
This is the most sitcom this show has ever been.
Scar and None might be my favorite duo in Smash ever.
single best the reads episode ever made. could not stop laughed. Laughed harder than I do at 95% of comedians. How calmly and coolly both none and scar butt heads. The immigrant trolling (or honest fear of scar holding some colonialist sentiments), the depth of n0nes understanding and how real and enlightened he is about it (never claiming to be good, it's as though he's playing to show US something, to show us how to play better) the inability for n0ne to talk in a way scar fully understands, the inability for scar to fully explain or see what n0ne sees through melee, scar's respect for n0ne and his calm demeanor in the face of being essentially called racist. There's so much in there. There's a dissertation in there on some crazy shit.
It's really hilarious. I'm crying. wtf
Silence is a statement, the lack of knees builds a tension that's almost as palpable as the tension in the room.
Is the commentary like 2 seconds behind in the gameplay? Or is it just Toph reacting slow?
he is getting older
The commentary is behind lol
+Our Boy Roy: having Hugs on as a guest rubbed off on him
Its the ping
From watching this show you would think that syncing audio and gameplay is actually impossible. But it's really not that hard. Ludwig disappoints me.
seeing n0ne bring down scars confidence in his words is so funny.
i can tell this is gonna be a good set of episodes.
When you name something after yourself it's lame.
When you name something after NOT yourself, it's the KarmaJolt.
n0ne’s faux attempt at melodrama takes a little bit of his mystique away if that makes sense
We need a "The Reads" themed Bingo sheet. Ludwig please make this happen
Shishir Bharadwaj hell yes
I always feel like the voice audio and video is behind the gameplay. The reactions are always like 3 seconds later than they should be.
21:18 really shows why Toph has the side kick character on lock
don't y'all ever doubt my boy
Scar: Impress... er erh I mean understand u n0ne..
Toph's face this episode is an endless stream of hilarious content.
The way n0ne interacts with Scar is fantastic
Dude n0ne is such a troll lmaooooo
SCAR IS IN DENIAL :Q
"Good recovery from [Scar]."
"Yeah, that was a, uh, a n0ne drift."
fuckin
Contrary to the disclaimer in the beginning, I think some Bobby Scars WERE hurt in the making of this video 😞
Scars old days are the source of creation/inspiration for all the cptn mains out there imo.
Scar and none is like the Gilmore girls but in smash
25:05 It's Shannondorf Toph, Shannondorf.
This is by far the most entertainment and funny episode ever xD
When has n0ne ever placed 5th at Genesis
Lance Shakespeare do I even need to say it?
6th
@@guitargirl6323 there’s no 6th in double elim brackets
@@resinfruit that's a damn shame cuz scar got 6th at genesis
30 seconds in and I'm already on the verge of pissing my pants in laughter
n0ne
i'd be ok if the reads turned into hosting only falcon players from now on to exhibit scar's interactions with them
bobby really asserted his dominance at the end there. robert scar is once again the alpha
I can't watch this without thinking of Endeavor and Todoroki from MHA, with how Scar's like "O you're totally me" and None's like "Nope, not at all"
*netplay enemy does a thing twice*
Toph: oh this guys a do thing-er
Need at least 3 more episodes with n0ne.
This episode was just n0ne fucking with Scar’s ego and it’s hilarious
0:44 LMAOOOOOOOO BOBBY WITH THAT "AM I ABOUT TO SNUFF THIS KID???" FACE
12:15 somebody please link me the VOD...
th-cam.com/video/Ulh8RLZ-fjY/w-d-xo.html
@@corneria6377 Much appreciated
Man, I didn´t know a Falcon player could get so philosophical
to embody falcon, one must have great wisdom. He teaches respect and self control to those who overflows spacies shiny energy.
You helped me develop scar let me say that rn. I respect my elders.
scarth needs to wavedash back more
so hype n0ne is on the reads
I see a defensive, avoidant and INSINCERE n0ne denying the TRUTH that he stole Scar's moves.
i love when bobby wavelands down on platform and downsmashes and it works, it's so fucking sick
This is the greatest episode
That's actually not the word. It's just called a revolving door.
its a rotunda he's just telling you truths, man
Robert Nextman I guess I'm just lashing out, maybe. Not international enough.
I think he meant to say roundabout (rotonda). Toph just assumed it was right
Alán Pineda Higuera Oh, I see. So it's just Toph's fault, then. Sorry, none.
Rotunda is a synonym of roundabout. You kind of look like an ass being pedantic and not even bothering to do a basic Google search
Beautiful episode
n0ne is in scar's head and not the other way arund. bobby is raged
bobby was not ready for this dude
I always attempt recovery even when it's impossible because people sometimes try to style and SD. And we take those.
Could the editor please make an effort to sync the audio/player came with the game? One of my favorite parts is their reactions to the game, and it kinda ruins it when their reactions are late by 1-2 seconds.
Love the show btw
Yeah, not too difficult as long as you have an identifiable sound with a visual input at the same time in game.
I’m 1 minute in and this is my favorite episode yet
Bro, this was the funniest shit, ive ever seen, regarding smash. Lol N0ne “because im an immigrant”. Sidenote found the peoples champ’s kryptonite.
Just seen the title im in tears.
literally every single reads video is like 30 mins and I SWEAR to you I watch them in like...10 mins. IDK where the time goes when I watch these videos. how is this happening???
Even on commentary n0ne's a beast
None is so chill
nones sense of humour is next level
scar knows he's just getting trolled this whole time
14:35 mess up a fair? Just jab reset and do it again! Lool
None is already another great guest!
These comments are all over the place it's hysterical, but for real everybody just enjoy some melee
please put a delay on the game feed so that it's in sync with the webcams! :)
middle aged man teaches Bobby Scar how to play Falcon
The eye roll at 4:35 lol
I will never understand n0ne ROFL.
And that's ok lol.
When you think you understand... but there's levels (to comprehension)
1 Bobby Scar was definitely hurt during the making of this episode.
i cant wait to see this
N0ne is too funny ... and most his statements are....TRUE.