Big shout to the 5 shooter and his overly potent jizz! #StandUpSaturdays #Throwback #RussellPeters #BreedingNShit #PulloutGameIsWeak #Comedy #Day20ofQuarantine #JustTryingToHelp
@@ismaelspechtintuition3519 you've GOTTA check out Sebastian Maniscalco! It's not only his material that's funny, it's the way the guy delivers it that's absolutely bloody hilarious 👍
My brother and I are adopted, and our other brother is our parents’ biological child. Our parents tried for almost 15 YEARS after they were married (7 before they reached out to Children’s Aid to put in their application). Then, surprise surprise, when I was 5 and my brother was 2 1/2, our mom was pregnant!
@TheTerminator1919 nope that is not the accent of Filipino. You either cannot hear or your ear is FULL OF WAX.... watch JOKOY on TH-cam and LISTEN to his PILINO ACCENT IMITATION STUPID!!! This Russell is Not funny at all!!!
@@tideghost Redeye (pinkeye) means CONJUNCTIVITIS a very contagious bacteria in the eye. It seems to be your JEALOUS OF ME... you must be SMELLY SKUNK INDIA!!!! Hey watch JOKOY you will understand not to be Jealous with us Filipino because we are better than India. For sure we DO NOT SMELL AT ALL, and we DO NOT poop 💩 on the street.
He is as Indian as an Indian Motorcycle made in Canada and shipped out to Florida and then to LA. He is like 50 and has probably spent less than 50 days of his lifetime in India.
I am senseless. was on a spree watching your videos. i think its been 2 hours. I'm half dead of laughter. so tired. love you buddy.... i hope at the end of your shows you apologise to the audience. . some of the jokes might hurt a bit to people
I like Russell but sometimes he’s overplayed by detailed explanation of very intimate things. And he doesn’t sound natural like he’s just trying to make the audience laugh.
Laura Franks his job to make people laugh. Describing a size of the private part of man or woman or showing inappropriate moves or using F-words 100 times in 5 minutes will make some people laugh while others will feel uncomfortable. He is talented I have no doubt and I also have no doubt he can make people laugh without using inappropriate words or moves
Leonard V I don’t go to church FYI. I just want to understand why you need to use inappropriate words to make people laugh? I want to watch him with my family, my son but I can’t. It makes me uncomfortable. Some of his performances just perfect and I’m not saying it has to be a clean comedy, it should be in moderation. Sometimes it’s tooooo much and it’s not funny anymore it
Lol, even the lighting crew isn't safe from Russell's grasp.
Yea, especially if someone gets a Tattoo of Pepsi Logo or a fan of some UFC failure who got one of those Tatts.
That’s exactly what I was thinking 😂😂
I'm glad he called out whoever's on spot, because they're terrible. Lights Russell's chest, not his face.
@@timl.b.2095 well consider its a light. Don’t want to blind the guy with the light on his face.
He does the spotlight joke in every performance. It's getting old.
ME: laughing at the "the third kid is an accident"
Also me: Realises im the third kid my parents had
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Time to questioning your life
Same, mistakes rise up!
Same wtf hahaha
I'mma leave this at 69 likes
Insane. Brutal. Shameless. The best comedian ever!
Wouldnt say best but he certainly in the top tier
@@prithvibumia2941 who would you say is better, or on the same level? I am asking just for the laughs, not because I disagree of you. Thanks Bro.
@Sarthak Katewa I´ve heard about him, but never seen anything. I´ll give it a try. Thanks for the suggestion Bro.
@The Deathless thanks a lot for sharing all these names. I certainly will dive into each one of them. I crave for a good laugh. Again, thanks a lot.
@@ismaelspechtintuition3519 you've GOTTA check out Sebastian Maniscalco! It's not only his material that's funny, it's the way the guy delivers it that's absolutely bloody hilarious 👍
even spotlight guy is not safe
That "three adopted" bought a smile to my face..🌠
The same face brought ☺ to my 🐍
Who knows... all 5 might be his own children...
Fear of getting roasted from russel...
led him to say 3 adopted...!!
"it's like a sneeze." holy shit i'm dead XD
I never actually thought about that lmao
That ACHHOO really got me rofl
I was like "WTF is potent audience?" LMAO
Do you really need it explained to you?
People with good yield!
He is a natural comedian. No one can ever beat him
My brother and I are adopted, and our other brother is our parents’ biological child. Our parents tried for almost 15 YEARS after they were married (7 before they reached out to Children’s Aid to put in their application). Then, surprise surprise, when I was 5 and my brother was 2 1/2, our mom was pregnant!
@Dach What a lovely comment :) And yes I agree too 😄
There is some research on that phenomena, nurturing adopted children makes women more fertile and able to conceive. Also observed in other primates
Spotlight guy had only one Job 😂😂
Three adopted. That doesn't count.
Lol
You mean the ones he bought? 😁
@@krishalay not cool man
@@MuhammadHaris-ji8gm Dude, it's not my words, it's RP's words...and if you can't take these kinda jokes then don't watch his shows. Simple.
My youngest sibling wasn't happy when my father told her she was an accident.
exas4791 damn that’s a harsh thing to say :/
@@KingMCIV My father said it half in jest, but my youngest sis wasn't amused.
Poor girl
That is just wrong.You never tell that to a kid in jest.Especially when they grow up and have to decide wether or not to put you in a nursing home.😛
@Janjua Rajput My sister's countenance looks like my father's.
I love stand-up, but I had no idea about this guy. He’s killing it 😂
Congrats...cos he is one of the best there is in the business...
Quick question, do you live in a cave?
I truly respect these guys!!!...Not easy to be a live performer....plus make people laugh....For all Comedians 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
This guy is so much creative, naturally funny🤣🤣🤣
there are very few comedians who could've pulled off thes jokes with those noises and movements lol. russell peters is top tier
lauging at this, and i realise i am the forth kid.
Then.. You sir are definitely an accident😂😂😂😂
Sweats potentdaditionaously
😆😆😆here’s too
Damn even the spotlight dude gets shots fired lmao
Me being a third kid knowing I'm an accident 👁👄👁
Going to have a third kid and this hits me in the guts 😂
Russel would make so much fun out of your name, you sound like a Japanese Indian guy
@@descendedofrigvedicclans2216 Yes I know that
Event is surprise it's just "AAAAAAHHHHH" .... 😂😂😂😂
My grandfather have 14 kids. My father is number 11.
Grand pa had 4 wives, grandma was the first with 11kids, my pops was either 6,7,8
You're a Muslim. So 14 is somewhat average for you guys
@@sahil3735 Na man..That's the old folks..
I cant talk. 5 girls 1 boy for me
Wow
The only comedian whose joke has no boundaries 💙 won't find this kind of gem in generations to come
Absolutely amazing funniest guy ever
Hahha his Flipino accent is on point
@TheTerminator1919 nope that is not the accent of Filipino. You either cannot hear or your ear is FULL OF WAX.... watch JOKOY on TH-cam and LISTEN to his PILINO ACCENT IMITATION STUPID!!! This Russell is Not funny at all!!!
@@luvlife7007 yup you're 100% flip
@@luvlife7007 shut up, zealous Filipino.
@@tideghost Redeye (pinkeye) means CONJUNCTIVITIS a very contagious bacteria in the eye. It seems to be your JEALOUS OF ME... you must be SMELLY SKUNK INDIA!!!! Hey watch JOKOY you will understand not to be Jealous with us Filipino because we are better than India. For sure we DO NOT SMELL AT ALL, and we DO NOT poop 💩 on the street.
Luv Life, I guess you haven’t been in squatter areas.
This recommendation saved me from the corona news.
Haha! That was funny. Even the light guy got roasted. 😄
You're AWESOME 😭😂😂😂
Lmao the spot light guy 😂
I was just watching drip report and then I got you recommended
Same fam
Skeecger
when he said "oh f**k me, i mean don't f**k me" killed me 😂😂😂😂
Am the 3rd kid n lived with grandparents until teens years started working 👀.. love them grands more then parents low key
Hilarious. Peters at his best. 😍👍🏼
Spotlight guy's on his fkn phone again.
The lamp part had me in tears..
Spotlight
Damnnnnn he dint spare the spotlight guy 🤣🤣
i admire all the courageous people in the front row.
Love this guy's humor!
all the other recent clips of him are ehhh ok but this one was actually really funny again.
Lol he even roasted the spotlight guy.
LMAOOO I LOVE THIS MAN...
He was such a great comedian at one point, I used to laugh a lot watching his older videos
you need to upload more videos ! you are just so hilarious
He is literally the Eminem of comedy.
None safe.
Haha you Rock Man! You inspire all of us young youtubers man!
Russel fucking with the spotlight guy was the best XD
He should have played around with the spotlight guy running around and trying to avoid him 🤣
The spotlight joke , its the third time i heard
I'm the accident. FML.
Me laughing Hysterically as I'm the third one !
I can't stop laughing😂😂😂
Wanna start? Lol jk
Don't worry, it gets old.. someday..
The sneeze face 😂😂😂
One of the good ones among recent clips...keep up the good work!
Hilarious but right! It's not an accident. 😂😂
Imagine if those three adopted kids of that guy didn't know they where adopted. 😱
Rub and babies come out lmfao!!!!!
*me watching this as a third child after a boy and a girl*
💀 Depression
Come is like a sneeze. Wisdom!
Even the light kid dose not expected that
Being an Indian, i don't know how he knows all this.. 🤔
He's Canadian.
He is NRI
He is not Indian. Also instead of arguing about where is he from why not just call him or his manager??
He is as Indian as an Indian Motorcycle made in Canada and shipped out to Florida and then to LA. He is like 50 and has probably spent less than 50 days of his lifetime in India.
@Shaan S that's called " ethnicity ". I hope this helps with your damned English. Rahul Gandhi is not Italian just for your common sense
russell is just too good la...
Telling it like it is.
Sneeze somewhere else hahahahahahahaha i'm dead
omg crying from laughts!!!!!
Can't stop laughinggg
Laughing my ass of cause its funny then realizing I. Am. The. Third. Child
snezee metaphor was just perfect
An accident right here😂😂😂👍
Here in my country, ppl in rural areas hv 6, 7, even 12 children.
Russelllllllllllllll love from India - Banglore ♥️
1:04 Wow, some of the audience response almost got negative there.
My Great grandfather has 17 children 😂
Wait do girls actually believe when guys say "I didn't know"?
Phanta T. NO 😂
You’d know if you were experienced enough 😅
sneeze somewhere else please... 😂🤣🤣🤣
The best 🤟🤟🤟😎
The Indian Andy Garcia
Looking fit and trim Russell! 🙌
2:55 That's me .. That's the reason i m here in this world.
Damnn he is very good at spontaneous joke!
cut off the supply line. and then no more worries !! 😁😁
Russel Peters never gets old
what an analogy lol
lol even my mother in law admitted that her 3rd kid was a unexpected "bonus".
IT IS SO TRUE, THAT HE IS RUNNING OUT OF JOKES.
I miss the Russell Peter's from 2009, when he was really funny. Now is just okay.
So you had 2 & bought 3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝😝😝
Common sense with humour added 👍
Thats is a cooooooool one ..
This dude is fucking amazing
I should start an I'm an accident group. 😭
😆
But remember, the youngest one is loved the most!!
Do u know bob ross? zees?
@@MuhammadHaris-ji8gm yes
Just happy little mistakes
This reminds me of a guy in his show having 10 kids
I am senseless. was on a spree watching your videos. i think its been 2 hours. I'm half dead of laughter. so tired. love you buddy.... i hope at the end of your shows you apologise to the audience.
. some of the jokes might hurt a bit to people
What improvisation!
... triplets ... 😂
so true. that's how my mom have 4 brothers lol
Russeeeeeellll....still funny!!!
burrrrrrp.....
thats how we born
so take some offense from the five children of the guy and his wife too
😀
RIP all the “3rd kids” in the audience
It's a blessing.. for me at least.
I like Russell but sometimes he’s overplayed by detailed explanation of very intimate things. And he doesn’t sound natural like he’s just trying to make the audience laugh.
I always see him as a missed opportunity... He has such a natural talent...
😂😂 he's a comedian, thats his one job
Laura Franks his job to make people laugh. Describing a size of the private part of man or woman or showing inappropriate moves or using F-words 100 times in 5 minutes will make some people laugh while others will feel uncomfortable. He is talented I have no doubt and I also have no doubt he can make people laugh without using inappropriate words or moves
Leonard V I don’t go to church FYI. I just want to understand why you need to use inappropriate words to make people laugh? I want to watch him with my family, my son but I can’t. It makes me uncomfortable. Some of his performances just perfect and I’m not saying it has to be a clean comedy, it should be in moderation. Sometimes it’s tooooo much and it’s not funny anymore it
"like he's just trying to make the audience laugh" You might want to re-think that statement.