Imagine Jillian goes through 15 hours of childbirth and as soon as the child is born, Joseph says, in Peter Griffin’s voice, “hehehe Kashtira Birth Lois”
Everyone wants to be the "She let me hit cus I'm goofy" guy and yet the second someone does the warcraft Peon voice in the operating room now you turn on him? A bunch of hypocrites!
MBT stating things like "I will be misogynist here" before stating the breakfast woman's clearly wrong will never not have me question if that's a bit he's doing, and I think that's what I like so much about this podcast.
Y'all were too harsh on #2. He was there in the room for 15 hours, probably sleep deprived and nervous. Dude could have a little bit of a tic to let off tension ffs
I agree. It's a high stress situation for everyone involved, and it is a very hard to express yourself calmly. It's also very unfortunate that this way of expression was in direct conflict with his wife's. Also the fact that the doctors and nurses did not react to that meant that there surely exist other people who have done worse lol.
Making mistakes is understandable, but after you've gotten the proper amount of rest and time to reflect, refusing to acknowledge you made a bad decision and own up to it is what makes it truly bad.
Yeah like he's not actually that big an asshole. He should probably like apologize and the like once things have settled down, but he's far from the worst man we've seen around here.
That update on the last one makes me think it could be a case of schizophrenia. Not as in a shorthand for crazy or delusional or w/e, an actual case of the mental illness.
i like that joseph complained about people making creative writing posts at the beginning of the episode then reads the fakest shit i've ever heard in my life at the end.
Age of Mythology quotes have just been DRILLED into my mind like a sleeper agent activation phrase, whenever I see or hear it, I have a instant reaction to do my best impression.
NO BUT LIKE you see a chance for such a LEGENDARY BIT you take it, you TAKE THAT CHANCE, that child will always have a story, it was born to the age of empires sound, thats a MEMORY. Theres one chance in for that bit, one single chance in life, and he TOOK IT
seriously though, you cannot be socially omnipresent, being neurodivergent, you do things at inappropriate times, its difficult, even as an adult to know WHEN to make the joke, and also understanding why it didnt land. why that was not the time to do it. people disassociate at times like this so by the time you say it, you go "oh shit not the time"
Honestly it's thanks to making many poorly timed or lousy jokes in the past that I got it out of my system. There will be **plenty** of opportunities to be funny, you don't need to jump on every inspiration. If you're not certain, wait until the tense time has passed and say what you had in mind (and get less of a laugh), or don't say it at all.
Ok but 9 days after your baby birth which is some of the only time consistently you and your husband can expierence your time with this human miracle. He was also there 15 hours nervous himself. And yes of course childbirth is worse for wife it's a level of pain I and any guy can never picture in our imagination. But isn't he allowed to also be nervous. Like this ruined your baby birth so bad. That getting to see your baby for the first time was ruined forever
On the third post, I would like to introduce these three to the wonderful world of PinkPillFeminism, because HOLY SHIT does it reek of PPF in that post, my god
lmao I play AoE2 since childhood and still keep up with it today, I can say anyone playing the game are generally very nice people since even for a RTS it gatekeeps obnoxious, short tempered gamers too hard from playing it. I heard many stories of people having bachelor degree in history or teaching that said they chose their career because of their passion in AoE2 even. If this guy did the bit in that moment, I can only imagine him being stressed at the situation, hard to see any AoE2 players doing something that inconsiderably stupid without any reason. If his wife shares an interest in the game then she should understand why he did that. He apologized later after all. If she isn't fond of his passion then I would side with her, since they should understand how important this is to her compared to just a game
Disagree cause they'll end up using free ones who'll steal their data. I'm a big proponent of them learning how to torrent a cracked version of spotify that hopefully won't turn out to be a virhs
22:50 One of my roommates used to live with someone who would do shit like this! If they wanted to make a sandwich, they had to pay like 25 cents for the privilege to use the bread.
I feel like im in a fuckin bizarro dimension where im hearing like "a dude made a cringe stupid shit reference at the worst possible time while sleep deprived and stressed, he is the scum of the earth, i have crafted a fictional scenario about his relationship with his wife in my brain that i have made up myself to prove that he is actually even more of an asshole than you initially thought," and people arent saying you guys are fucking crazy for this Like hes the asshole but we dont have to fucking invent a scenario where his wife is a poor woman who has to deal with this so much to prove that
Was not expecting a Neo-Nazi jumpscare in this series but I guess after the Gage Patreon episode, I'm just gonna have to expect these more often. Also holy shit to be so racist that you look at other white folks and say they have "dirty genes," like what the actual fuck.
So on that 3rd one, I've got a take I need you to bear with me on. The Bible states that the only reason for a marriage breakup that God accepts is if one or both spouses cheat, or death. Beyond that you're supposed to mature and make it work. I bring this up because these folks were doing it out of wedlock, talked about kids normally, and then as soon as they're married she outright states she doesn't want to have kids with him. There's no being sorry here, that woman has told you to your face she is going to have an affair if y'all want kinds. My dude, RUN!!! Your depth of religiousness or lack thereof, the strength of libido or communication skills, none of it matters here anymore. This lady, in probably the absolute worst way (that being scientifically, coldly, and for utterly absurd reasons), has said you're not having YOUR KID. No, she's insane. Maybe try and get therapy to pull her back from the brink, of course. But holy cow no, you're valid and correct in just about every religion on earth. And I say that to hammer home that even the crazier ones would look at this and go "Dawg what?"
Alright so just one thing about the third story, i feel bad for the guy that is genuinely horrific, but also HOW DO YOU ACCIDEMTALLY MARRY A NAZI!!!! Like im not the only one who thinks thats wild right?
I think what happened based on the evidence we got is he did not marry a Nazi. However he did marry someone who didn't disclose that she takes medications to manage her mental illness so he was caught entirely off guard when he met a version of her that had been off her meds for months and had gone down a nazi rabbit hole.
More like, your genetics ass. This dude in the second story really was lucky that it only was some small sound effect. Imagine he said some voice line about "a new minion just spawned" or "The uruk-hai arrived". For the third story, when this part came up about "picking the best features for *her* kid" I already knew that there's something seriously not right in this persons' head. You wanna glue together your perfect child in a lab or what? Funfact: From what I remember from my time at school where we went over a certain part of german history a million times, the idea of "being the wrong white" might not be too far off. Apparently there were parts in military and higher educations, where people were ranked based on how white, blond and blue-eyed they were. If your hair was a shade too dark, you already lost some points.
Jordan you are right on the joint account, but they should get married. People should get married before they move in together. It just makes that process simpler. I know people that are buying houses with their partners that are just dating. Like Come on, you guys clearly have what it takes to be married. Do it already
2nd guy is insane for making his wife ALWAYS associate her childbirth with a random video game sound. this is not a memory/trauma you will ever forget.
Imagine ruining one of the most important and potentially best moment in your and your partner's lives and then asking "what did I do wrong?????" "what's the big deal????" Insane behavior
Imagine Jillian goes through 15 hours of childbirth and as soon as the child is born, Joseph says, in Peter Griffin’s voice, “hehehe Kashtira Birth Lois”
"on normal summon. I activate Maxx C. Response?"
@@Revpointo god forbid they have more than 4 kids. “On our 5th summon, I activate Nibiru”
@@ErosIRL mbt would "called by the grave" the miscarriage if it happened
Everyone wants to be the "She let me hit cus I'm goofy" guy and yet the second someone does the warcraft Peon voice in the operating room now you turn on him? A bunch of hypocrites!
We have truly lost Joseph, actually telling someone to STOP a bit, imagine!
It was because he was a man, I bet.
@@__-be1gk God forbid men do ANYTHING...
JOBS DONE LMAOOOOO
I screamed lmao
I love playing "What the fuck does the title mean" whenever a new episodes drops
right like oh boy heres 2 and a half white guys talking about race. im excited
MBT stating things like "I will be misogynist here" before stating the breakfast woman's clearly wrong will never not have me question if that's a bit he's doing, and I think that's what I like so much about this podcast.
Not even 20 episodes in and we've namedropped eugenics in the episode title. This podcast is a modern classic in the making
Y'all were too harsh on #2. He was there in the room for 15 hours, probably sleep deprived and nervous. Dude could have a little bit of a tic to let off tension ffs
He'd be not the asshole if he referenced a better game (I've never played Age of Empires)
I agree. It's a high stress situation for everyone involved, and it is a very hard to express yourself calmly. It's also very unfortunate that this way of expression was in direct conflict with his wife's. Also the fact that the doctors and nurses did not react to that meant that there surely exist other people who have done worse lol.
Yeah, there are dads that throw up at that moment, maybe he is more cringe but given the cirmcunstances he handled it pretty well.
Making mistakes is understandable, but after you've gotten the proper amount of rest and time to reflect, refusing to acknowledge you made a bad decision and own up to it is what makes it truly bad.
Yeah like he's not actually that big an asshole. He should probably like apologize and the like once things have settled down, but he's far from the worst man we've seen around here.
About number 3: Hoooooooooly shit divorce, divorce right now, divorce yesterday
Jordan hard suggesting that people that have been dating for probably like a year need a joint bank account is next level goofy.
You gotta look at it from the point of view of the world's biggest wife guy
tbf suggested it if they "are ready to make the next step", not based on their dating time imo
As soon as you move together you should. Not even an opinion
That update on the last one makes me think it could be a case of schizophrenia. Not as in a shorthand for crazy or delusional or w/e, an actual case of the mental illness.
i like that joseph complained about people making creative writing posts at the beginning of the episode then reads the fakest shit i've ever heard in my life at the end.
Thank God, somebody else sees it
The second guy's kid when their Dad asks them to go to the store:
"Prostagma? Vulome."
Age of Mythology quotes have just been DRILLED into my mind like a sleeper agent activation phrase, whenever I see or hear it, I have a instant reaction to do my best impression.
NO BUT LIKE
you see a chance for such a LEGENDARY BIT
you take it, you TAKE THAT CHANCE, that child will always have a story, it was born to the age of empires sound, thats a MEMORY.
Theres one chance in for that bit, one single chance in life, and he TOOK IT
seriously though, you cannot be socially omnipresent, being neurodivergent, you do things at inappropriate times, its difficult, even as an adult to know WHEN to make the joke, and also understanding why it didnt land. why that was not the time to do it.
people disassociate at times like this so by the time you say it, you go "oh shit not the time"
Honestly it's thanks to making many poorly timed or lousy jokes in the past that I got it out of my system. There will be **plenty** of opportunities to be funny, you don't need to jump on every inspiration. If you're not certain, wait until the tense time has passed and say what you had in mind (and get less of a laugh), or don't say it at all.
At least the pregnancy guy didn't go "I'm thou thou art I thou hast acquired a new vow...."
I basically say this every week, but unironically this is the best part of my week these days thank you guys
The woman's being kinda petti in the 2nd one but YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE PETTY WHEN YOU'RE PUSHING A CHILD OUT FOR 15 HOURS.
Ok but 9 days after your baby birth which is some of the only time consistently you and your husband can expierence your time with this human miracle. He was also there 15 hours nervous himself. And yes of course childbirth is worse for wife it's a level of pain I and any guy can never picture in our imagination. But isn't he allowed to also be nervous. Like this ruined your baby birth so bad. That getting to see your baby for the first time was ruined forever
They really need to get some guests on here. Gage or Hardleg would be hilarious.
They do a monthly Patreon only guest episode
Edit: In fact, they already did a Gage episode
AITA For Unbanning Dante?
Wait that first one is a rehash of a like 2008 Facebook meme, how soon we forget the ancient texts.
On the third post, I would like to introduce these three to the wonderful world of PinkPillFeminism, because HOLY SHIT does it reek of PPF in that post, my god
lmao I play AoE2 since childhood and still keep up with it today, I can say anyone playing the game are generally very nice people since even for a RTS it gatekeeps obnoxious, short tempered gamers too hard from playing it. I heard many stories of people having bachelor degree in history or teaching that said they chose their career because of their passion in AoE2 even.
If this guy did the bit in that moment, I can only imagine him being stressed at the situation, hard to see any AoE2 players doing something that inconsiderably stupid without any reason. If his wife shares an interest in the game then she should understand why he did that. He apologized later after all. If she isn't fond of his passion then I would side with her, since they should understand how important this is to her compared to just a game
2nd guy is so tremendously not the asshole, it's kind of amazing.
The boys are back!!! Hell yeah!!!
I think something that most internet people forget, tiktok ban is insanely popular w/ 40+ individuals
The second story had me laughing out loud
The B in MBT stands for "Buster"
That last one is the fakest shit I've ever heard, and I can't believe it wasn't mentioned.
Week 17 without a George Santos guest appearance
that first one was written by aliens whove never heard humans speak
The TikTok ban is actually good because it’ll teach more young people to use VPNs.
Disagree cause they'll end up using free ones who'll steal their data. I'm a big proponent of them learning how to torrent a cracked version of spotify that hopefully won't turn out to be a virhs
Hope we can get some chapters added to these vids
Wow god forbid men do anything 😆
Last one shows that just banning TikTok is not enough, Facebook and Twitter deserve the same treatment.
22:50 One of my roommates used to live with someone who would do shit like this! If they wanted to make a sandwich, they had to pay like 25 cents for the privilege to use the bread.
I feel like im in a fuckin bizarro dimension where im hearing like "a dude made a cringe stupid shit reference at the worst possible time while sleep deprived and stressed, he is the scum of the earth, i have crafted a fictional scenario about his relationship with his wife in my brain that i have made up myself to prove that he is actually even more of an asshole than you initially thought," and people arent saying you guys are fucking crazy for this
Like hes the asshole but we dont have to fucking invent a scenario where his wife is a poor woman who has to deal with this so much to prove that
Was not expecting a Neo-Nazi jumpscare in this series but I guess after the Gage Patreon episode, I'm just gonna have to expect these more often.
Also holy shit to be so racist that you look at other white folks and say they have "dirty genes," like what the actual fuck.
1. Correct
2. Correct
3. Correct
Bottle Night mentioned: 4 episodes (one on patreon)
see ya next time :)
57:12 tf do you mean, we're almost as white as it gets xD Maybe the Scandinavians are more white, but that's it
BTW HE REFERENCES WC2 AND NOT 3, WHICH INCREASES MY APPRECIATION FOR JOSEPH BY 200%
That poor guy she pulled a Kanye on him
So on that 3rd one, I've got a take I need you to bear with me on.
The Bible states that the only reason for a marriage breakup that God accepts is if one or both spouses cheat, or death. Beyond that you're supposed to mature and make it work.
I bring this up because these folks were doing it out of wedlock, talked about kids normally, and then as soon as they're married she outright states she doesn't want to have kids with him. There's no being sorry here, that woman has told you to your face she is going to have an affair if y'all want kinds.
My dude, RUN!!! Your depth of religiousness or lack thereof, the strength of libido or communication skills, none of it matters here anymore. This lady, in probably the absolute worst way (that being scientifically, coldly, and for utterly absurd reasons), has said you're not having YOUR KID. No, she's insane. Maybe try and get therapy to pull her back from the brink, of course. But holy cow no, you're valid and correct in just about every religion on earth. And I say that to hammer home that even the crazier ones would look at this and go "Dawg what?"
Ah. She was medicated... and then dissociated and stopped her meds. Sad. :(
Alright so just one thing about the third story, i feel bad for the guy that is genuinely horrific, but also HOW DO YOU ACCIDEMTALLY MARRY A NAZI!!!! Like im not the only one who thinks thats wild right?
I think what happened based on the evidence we got is he did not marry a Nazi. However he did marry someone who didn't disclose that she takes medications to manage her mental illness so he was caught entirely off guard when he met a version of her that had been off her meds for months and had gone down a nazi rabbit hole.
That's what I want to ask! I get being off the meds might make someone more susceptible to conspiracies... but to be racist??
These episode titles will never beat Castle Super Beast, but by god they're trying
God forbid men stim
1st isnt real but yall really think people dont just call other people fatass? Really?
More like, your genetics ass.
This dude in the second story really was lucky that it only was some small sound effect. Imagine he said some voice line about "a new minion just spawned" or "The uruk-hai arrived".
For the third story, when this part came up about "picking the best features for *her* kid" I already knew that there's something seriously not right in this persons' head. You wanna glue together your perfect child in a lab or what?
Funfact: From what I remember from my time at school where we went over a certain part of german history a million times, the idea of "being the wrong white" might not be too far off. Apparently there were parts in military and higher educations, where people were ranked based on how white, blond and blue-eyed they were. If your hair was a shade too dark, you already lost some points.
I hope the guy in the second story goes to therapy.
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Nah that last one has to be fake come on
Jordan you are right on the joint account, but they should get married. People should get married before they move in together. It just makes that process simpler. I know people that are buying houses with their partners that are just dating. Like Come on, you guys clearly have what it takes to be married. Do it already
Yeah that last story is fake as hell
2nd guy is insane for making his wife ALWAYS associate her childbirth with a random video game sound. this is not a memory/trauma you will ever forget.
Imagine ruining one of the most important and potentially best moment in your and your partner's lives and then asking "what did I do wrong?????" "what's the big deal????" Insane behavior