RT Podcast: Ep. 279
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RT Podcast: Ep. 279
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"Burnie I'd like a drink"
*almost instantly gets it delivered to him*
So amazing haha :)
if axialmatt is an official hunter now, who's gonna do the megacraft vids on the community hunter channel now?
Gingrish Either hightower will continue to make it or just none at all :p
Gingrish It very well might be on the main channel.
Gingrish Jeremy wrote an entrance into his RT profile... you should read it
roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=3228404
AxialMatt will probaly continue the series, just not on the community challenge.
RT Podcast #279 (RTX Edition) Table of contents:
00:39 Start and introduction
02:17 Rehearsal gone wrong
02:47 Lazerteam IndieGoGo campaign
05:09 Macho Man Gus Savage
05:49 Gus’ pedometer
06:28 Drinks for Burnie
07:10 Electric scooter
08:23 Most restrictive parking spot ever
09:29 Airport electrical outlet
10:33 Worst sticker to trick people
11:30 Master switch
12:35 Black mold (no house for Jack)
15:06 Conservatory vs. sunroom (featuring Dan the Man)
16:13 RTX assistants
18:26 RTX evacuation
19:47 Geeks who drink
21:06 It’s a small world
22:21 Meg and Ashley cosplay and awkward sex
23:11 The Strangerhood
25:13 Read messages (Gus is angry at Burnie)
27:29 Joe the Cat
28:01 Selfie head lice and beard lice
29:50 Ad read (Dollar Shave Club)
31:35 Boning at the planetarium
32:31 Dan’s 3D printed nob
33:09 Gavin’s and Jack’s most personal story
34:12 Losing Twitter followers
35:35 The Dunkelmans
36:41 Gavin or Google
39:11 Bone picking between Burnie and Gus
40:10 Gavin or Google: Question #1 “Is there…?”
41:58 How to wipe an ass effectively
44:11 Gavin or Google: Question #2 “Why can’t a dog…?”
46:26 Gavin or Google: Question #3 “How do I…?”
47:45 Peeing in two directions (featuring Dan the Man)
49:59 Dan “Hard Piss” Gruchy
51:07 Un/Circumcised
51:38 Kumiko the Treasure Hunter by Nathan Zellner
54:30 Blurred out Lazerteam concept arts
55:28 Joke on Gavin
56:15 Big shootings at RTX (Day 5 scene)
58:29 Massive knuckle cracking
60:04 Myths told by parents
61:39 Ken Griffey Baseball and old CRT televisions
63:45 Free Wood
66:41 Ad read (Audible.com)
67:32 Guest appearance: Joel Heyman
68:17 Guest appearance: Barbara Dunkelman
68:37 Joel’s and Adam’s misfired prank
72:40 Two new Achievement Hunter: Matt and Jeremy
73:16 Lindsay’s (awesome) yarn dress
73:50 AH intro
74:29 Gus signed a shoe
76:22 Shoutouts and fast selfies
77:34 Interrupting Mom calls
79:17 Good parents
80:39 Most adorable moment of RTX
81:38 Podcast set
82:42 Halo Warthog
84:17 Michael stamping shit
84:46 Papers please for Gus
85:30 Exclusive RTX stuff
87:09 Goodbye
You da real MVP
your awesome
I love you.
.
God, is that you?
Burnie: This is Barbara's dad. We're all gonna call him Mr. Dunkelman.
Gavin: Larry!
1:23 That's probably the most love Jack has ever gotten.
Except no, because he has always been super involved in the community and gets tons of love from millions of fans from all over the world and in Australia is the most popular. Not to mention his very large group of loyal loving friends, and most importantly he has a beautiful loving wife who gives him love every day....sooo clearly receives more love than you ever will in your entire life, and you sound jealous.
lol people taking this comment the wrong way.
I see what you were trying to say, 'cuz I thought something similar when it happened. Here's a guy who constantly get's negative shit said about him in the comments, getting clapping and cheers from a live audience. This is how you're supposed to respond to a guy who helps make free entertainment for you.
***** How could you possibly perceive that stuff as serious? You don't fuck with people you don't like, you fuck with your best friends that you are the closest too. Joel and Jack have been best friends for YEARS same for many members of the company.
Best friends mess with each other, and I thought that comes off very blatantly in their videos.
DaPopeANata That's because people in the comments are not the true RT community. The true RT community are the ones that go to events like RTX and participated in the forums and do fan art and deliver other content and contribute in the live streams and donate etc etc.
Jack is probably the number one most involved member of RT when it comes to the community and the real RT fans that go to events like this love him, he is honestly a great guy. Wish all the selfish children who can't relate to him on the internet would stop being so cruel.
Andres and Frank are the real MVPs
Laughed a little to much at this I think
Burnies voice sounds like it time travelled about 25 years
all of that talking at RTX must have fucked up his voice.
Oh yeah no doubt xD
i love it when joel gets pissed and starts talking about the prank, when he cusses it just sounds so good
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Gavin: " I realized when I was about 25 that..."
Burnie: "TWENTY FIVE?!?!?!?"
Hahaha I totally lost it when Burnie yelled that XD
I love Dan's monologue of the forked piss at 0:48:00. Best stand-routine in a while :)
Anyone else feel sympathetic for Burnie. He's clearly been working his ass off. Lost his voice :(
A lot of them did during RTX. Imagine going to panel after panel and talking with the thousands of fans there for 3 days straight and not much sleep.
Everyone involved with RTX must be extremely tired. I don't know if Barbara was drunk during her walk-on, or just tired... :P
omg i love that dan always has gavin's back
This podcast has made me realise how much I want Dan to work at Rooster Teeth :o
Heads up that next weeks podcast features Lindsay so if you want to avoid the hateful comments I recommend you watch it on the website where everyone isn't always being hateful
i hate your comment because you are right. I don't know why everyone hates Lindsey. But lets hope that its just like when Ryan joined AH and became from most hated to part of the group and a well accepted member of both AH and RT
From one Kyle to another, I thank you. The hate is irrational and now I'll be able to avoid it. Fuck Lindsay haters. And fuck people haters! Let's all love each other.
Angry DutchMan The Mad King triumphed.
Hateful comments? OooOoooOooOoooOoOooOooh noes.
Kyle Grounds You're hating right now, with all your fucks. So basically you're telling yourself to go fuck yourself. Well done.
Ive had a "forked" piss lol I completely understand Gavin and Dan
Are you British/English?
Mya Jackson No, im American
Born in Connecticut, circumsized. Happens to me.
Ælianus Jodocus Why would that matter? lol
shane199817 Stickiness.
This whole Gavin and Dan in the same place thing is damn hilarious.
44:11 Gavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
1:17:38 A Selfie With Burnie - Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures
thank you xD
The way Gavin did that head turn to the crowd with the bob and smile at 43:59 looked so cool for some reason.
I always expected Dan would agree with Gavin Lol. It's a SloMo thing, I take it.
Easily one of my favorite podcast episodes ever!
I love Jack, but he has got to stop telling people to "tell that story about [insert thing]" If it's a story worth mentioning, the person will bring it up on his own. And when Jack gives that setup, it places an unfair expectation that it has to be a really good story worth mentioning.
Watching this made me want to cry. Rooster Teeth is such a huge part of my life and sometimes I get embarrassed because it seems so lame that something on the internet produced by people I've never met means so much to me. But when I watch all the RTX stuff and I see how much everyone at RT appreciates it, I just feel so proud and thankful. I could never put into words how much RT means to me but to know that these guys really do care is so fucking awesome.
why does everyone hate jack? hes adorable
EliteDuck18 no...just no
He was an ass to Gavin for about two years.
hallygreenb And now EVERYONE'S an ass to Gavin and we laugh at it on a daily basis.
Fucking double standards.
hallygreenb the reasons Jack was an ass to Gavin is cause Gavin can be a prick
jack whitaker gavins one of the nicest guys there???are you high???
I had to rewatch this because Rooster Teeth just closed it’s doors. This was my first RTX. I was somewhere behind the guy clapping for Gavin. What a great time!
When Burnie said that some of these people obviously don't use dollar shave club he looked at my bro Patrick, two cousins Geoffrey and John, and his friend Shane who had a beard at the time. In a line it goes Shane, John, Geoff, and then Patrick. My bro freaked out and showed everyone in my family.
The hair order of them goes beard, skull cap, fro, backwards hat
YES! Dan, i love you dude
Dammit. They Cut the part where bBurnie talks about fuckin passed out Ashley on New Years. On 31:35 is where the story was supposed to be. Im fuckin lucky to have heard it live.
HAHA!!!!! Did they really???? oh man i laughed. Shes a fuckin freak dude!! Yeah im glad i heard it live too. Yeah i wasn't front row, but regardless it was so much better.
Basically she got shit faced drunk and knew she was gonna pass out so she told burnie that he could do whatever he wanted to her when she passed out..and in a moment of sobriety she said "nothing new.."
It was pretty fuckin great.
This sounds like a joke, but actually really happened. I can understand why Ashley wanted it cut out though.
yeah so can I. haha but it was pretty damn funny.
Robert Barraza didn't burnie tell a similar story about when her cat and/or dog died?
This was great in person, can't wait to watch it again.
Wow if you google "How do I Google something?" it brings you to a yahoo page baa hahahahahahaha
I love how everyone starts chanting at 6:00 "fight fight fight! kiss kiss kiss!" lol
actually including Jeremy and axialmatt there are 12 achievement hunters
1 Geoff
2 Jack
3 Ryan
4 Michael
5 Gavin
6 Ray
7 Lindsay
8 Kdin
9 Kerry
10 Caleb
11 Axialmatt
12 Jeremy
BURNIE YOU WERE WRONG
Kerry isn't really an achievement hunter
Steve and Jeremy are official Achivement Hunters?
Brunei is the one who said 12. Jack corrected him. And Kerry is apart of the RWBY team now AH
Kerry isn't
What happened to Fragger? I used to hear that name but now you just reminded me...
Gavin or google show just how good of friends dan and gavin truly are and it's great.
any reason for the weird cut at 31:34
did something happen to Burnie while he was in the audience ?
He shared a story about Ashley his girlfriend when she was super drunk and told Burnie that he could do anything with her (sexually) that night but nothing new(anal), I guess Ashley asked for it to be removed from the video
Jonathan Aguirre understandable why it got cut out. Burnie needs a filter sometimes.
I know right, that was way too personel
Jonathan Aguirre although its strange that got cut yet they keep bringing up Jack' fleshlight and Gus going onto talk about trying public sex with his wife.
MrTelboy Implying Gus gives a fuck about anything
The sound of all those people cracking their knuckles at the same time is so satisfying to hear. :)
dans helmet video story made me laugh so hard
Dan, DAN! How do you wipe you're ass?! -Gavin 43:10
After I saw Barbara's dad I could only think about how he was reacting to each thing they said or did
1:45 that one dude XD XD XD
So does anyone have a link of the full RTX Podcast since they cut out whatever it was at 31:35?
They cut out some personal things said so i guess they didn't want on record and as for the full version idk you might be able to find a camera fan recording some where.
They probably just cut out Burnie walking back up on stage...
Nothing happened, Burnie just walked back to the stage,I was there.
Nick The Nerd I heard some shit was cut out though.
TheKroganMaster Some other comments from people who saw it live said it was a very personal Ashley story. I just saw a comment with the story explained more or less. It was that big of a deal. And after reading the story I can understand why they would want it cut out.
i love how gus, right after the belt it shown, gets up and takes it.
Hembo sent me
15:52 right dan? 😂😂
That indigogo guy has a mega shiny head holy shit
Roosterteeth has made my day once again!
They need to have a Joel, Gus, Burnie, and Jack podcast ^.^ or at least some more podcasts with Joel.
Have you heard of drunks and dragons podcast by geekly inc.
Yes!!! I need this
Can there just be a gif of that one guy clapping.
It seems like Dan is more of a boi to Gavin than Michael is.
Why do I stay awake to watch this at 3:30 am?
I guess there's no way out of it now.
i found a thing when watching an old rt short that might have some thing to do with lazer team if you watch the short when burnie is giving a tour of the old office it say geoff lazer Ramsey so i think geoff is the lead in lazer team
Geoff's middle name is actually L
azer.
so hes going to be the mina charecter in lazer team and grifion is going to be he side kick
geoff fink???? HAHAHAH
***** or, Why? because of Lazer Team, it was a conspiracy all along
dont tell that to joel
I was half expecting Gavin to peak his head over the couch, and roll over onto the cushion with a "Ta-da" Sound FX thrown in.
What's the jack story around 31:30?
Jack had a fleshlight he used once and for some reason he told everyone about it on the podcast
ScootinFruity Which podcast?
ScootinFruity is it the older ones
He didn't tell the story, Griffon, Geoff's wife brought it up, and the other members o the podcast dogged him into telling the story. Most people know the story from episode 181, where the podcast had a drinking game going on, and it was brought up when jack wasn't there, and it was beaten to the ground.
PSwner Just look up Jack Fleshlight on youtube
My grandma always told me my eyes would go square xD
I actually searched the "How do I Google something" on Google. It came up with an answer; on Yahoo Answers. Which I find fantastic.
Hi
Hi.
Hi.
Best Yahoo Answers question ever: how do I make a yahoo account
The peeing in 2 directions subject was relatable and hilarious! XD
Does anyone have footage of the Ashley story?
Jesse Lester That's a different story. They're both Drunk Ashley stories but they are different.
Find it yet?
This is probably my favourite podcast set up, Jack goes before Barbara for sure and well, Gus, Gavin and Burnie are unswitchable.
What was the story that was cut? I'm so confused. O.o
It was one about Burnie's girlfriend, Ashley. I could tell you, if you want. They cut it cause she thought it was too personal.
***** I wouldn't mind hearing it? I don't suppose you'd be willing to tell an eager fan.
***** I wanna know. I'm puzzled lol
It was just about Ashley allowing Burnie to do anything he wants with her if she got so drunk that she passed out (but nothing new, I'm assuming anal).
TheOdd1000 That's an awesome story xD
I almost cried of happiness when they said Jeremy and Matt got a job cuz they deserve it and it gave me soooooo much hope :). I love them :)
If you watch too much TV, dan will hit on you.
good one.
RattMuhle I was worried no one would get it.
It was so amazing being there in person.
I sometimes get the forked piss thing.
Me too and hate when I piss on my leg a little and have to wash and all of that while being half asleep
Definitely one of my favourite Podcasts! Audience was top.
Jack...? I mean, I like Jack but... where's Barbara :'(
She was at the Internet Box Panel at the time
Nobody likes barbara
...Are you gay?
;-*
Gavin: "I'm feeling lucky!"
Me: "Hehehe he's just so adorable!"
was gonna sleep but saw this in subscriptions... fuck
EVERY TIME HE GETS TO TALK TO OR MENTION DAN, GAVIN LOOKS SO PROUD TO BE HIS FRIEND HELP ME
I also have forked pisses sometimes.
1:02:30 MMmmnn...Does anyone else remember the smell of static from a CRT TV that had been running for a while? So nostalgic.
I wonder what would happen if Pewdiepie were to start a crowd funding campaign, for whatever reason. No doubt he would raise a ton of money, bit would he pass RT? Majority of his viewers are young children and most won't fund. Just wondering.
he has done fundraising for charity before, and he does raise a good amount each time
Oh. I don't really know much about him except that he's really popular.
Felix is a nice dude.
What stats have you seen? Or are you assuming most of his fans are young children?
I know most people are always moaning and complaining about the dude, but he does a ton of good shit for people. Like donating millions to charity.
The host with the most!!!!! Gus Sorola..
Why did they call jack we all know jack doesn't exist all there is is jack's beard
Jack's beard has become sentient and has taken over the man's mind and body. You have leaked highly top secret information. Never speak of this again or Based Beard may come for you next. You are a silent prophet of Beard. Live long and prosper, brother.
It's like a fungus.
It's the human version of cordycep fungi
This is the most perfect podcast!
ugh these early comments are so lame, its either "hi" or "1st" "cool" "2nd" or "lol" ... you just got to wait for the funny (minus pressfartman...guy?) comments to roll in, they usually take 7 minutes after upload :P
Haha, so damn true :P
yep...pretty much, everyone just wants to comment to show that they r early, that's why they type nothing useful in the comments like "lol" how bloody pointless, why would u take the time to write that! xD
The first person never actually says "1st"
Josh Lannan makes a change... i guess xD
but do you know what I mean though :P
squidzrule2 Don't forget the complainers...
One of the funniest podcasts I've seen
Nothing new...
Marry that woman Burnie!!!!!!!
Michael: "God damn it, pay your fucking bills!". When Bernie said this I literally laughed my ass off.
It's weird how people pay to go to a conference room just to listen to 4 guys just talk like a normal day. Awesome way to make money. I have nothing against it but it just seems weird.
I think it's more like they're paying to see all the exclusive stuff/meet people from the internet and they're watching the podcast panel cuz they're already there. Kinda like how you're watching it now.
It's because they made a popular web series when my brother showed me this I thought the same thing man
"One half of the slow mo guys..."
DAN THE MAN!!!!
"Mr Gavin Free!"
oh
It would be great to see Meg Turney on a podcast in the future.
Beer appears
'I don't know who are but I love you'
That was funny.
If Axiel matt and that other guy appear in any AH videos i'm leaving
Good.
Bye then I guess
They already appeared in an AHWU.
overseer06 yea but I meant lets plays and stuff like that
They will probably only make like community videos, highly doubt in a lets play. They should first include Kdin and Lindsay in more lets plays like GTA V or minecraft (not just editing)
I have light switches like the one Gus was talking about. To add to it they are connected to the ceiling fan, so I have to deal with two switches and the chain that turns the light on...
omg i would not think Burnie was like that... to not take the picture with that fan just to "make a better story"?? wtf it probably meant a lot to that guy and he was probably so upset
Yeah, it really sucks for that fan to get mentioned in a highly viewed video, especially one where he is made sympathetic, and when Burnie says he wants to actually find him and take a picture later.
okay but what are the chances he would actually find him, given that he does remember to.. and yeah, he was made sympathetic at first but then Burnie had to go and say "lol i didnt take the pic even though i could, just to make the story funny" i think its pretty disrespectful
Rinkubear you come across as kind of whiny
im just trying to defend that guy?? i mean i would be upset if i was him
Gavin about assistants. "My one's called Charles. And he's bri-ish." Haha my one is called Charles! Sorta sounds like he isn't a person Gavin come on lol.
Burnie sounds so horse
Vincent Medina I hear he actually punches horses!
I always wondered what those random sex noises that he made were...
hoarse?
maximus9401
Horse.
He neighs/whinnies a lot.
You guys are sarcastic pieces of crap.
I love Dan.
I love this, I got to meet a lot of people with the rooster teeth team, ;) can't wait to keep going
I'm in this crowd. It was the hypest podcast.
Put dan on the podcast one day please
Really wish I could attend these things, that looked fun as hell.
there needs to be an animated adventure of gavin escaping his gaurdians
Burnie is such a man of the people. He's too awesome.
dan is fcking awesome hahah
I can't wait for Lazer Team 2!
for those interested, fargo was made into a tv show as well and its really really good
i swear, when you hear dan talking at about 49:00 in, his voice sounds like it would be a good voice to be a comedian. idk why, but it does
Congratulations for the Laser Team Campaign success! :D
This was an amazing podcast
That one man clapping when Gavin walked in, good job.
He was in the toilet when Burnie was explaining what they were going to do in the rehearsal.
Rooster Teeth is amazing.