DJ Khaled Is Mad

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  • @thecharlieramirez
    @thecharlieramirez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12733

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" God damn, Melon.

    • @mortified0
      @mortified0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      KILL SHOT. THAT'S A KILL SHOT.

    • @OLWHartist
      @OLWHartist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      360 no scoped on him 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lokuendog
      @lokuendog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Melon killing fat people left and right lately

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Just had one of those moments when you read a quote comment at the exact moment it's said in the video lol

    • @sofia7587
      @sofia7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Came for his fucking neck

  • @TheRealBeatMaster
    @TheRealBeatMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8860

    Khaled unironically exclusively listens to his own music

    • @raulperez2308
      @raulperez2308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

      he must listen to a lot of other artists then

    • @zedore7841
      @zedore7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      Thats because it is just as listening to somebody else's music

    • @LesusJizard
      @LesusJizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Raúl Pérez Dissection /,,/

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      He even played it during the birth of his son. While live streaming the whole thing on Snapchat.

    • @Dehangus
      @Dehangus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@KaijaSchmauss Is this a joke or for real? Because it could be either but I'm leaning towards real.

  • @FullMetalPanicNL
    @FullMetalPanicNL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7578

    The fact he even made it to number two is a crime against humanity.

    • @anthonycappadocia5983
      @anthonycappadocia5983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      FullMetalPanicNL I’m happy this comment has more likes then dislikes on the video

    • @seansmith373
      @seansmith373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Facts khaled is a lazy fuck that deserves no credit like what he expect it ain’t like he does any work on any of the songs

    • @m1cra848
      @m1cra848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seansmith373 eh. pay money get money. I dont really see the issue

    • @AJ-og4ru
      @AJ-og4ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Nah that’s the thing the songs on his album aren’t bad, because they aren’t his songs😂

    • @wallbanger772
      @wallbanger772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

  • @dammitbobbi_
    @dammitbobbi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7754

    “WE DA SECOND BEST!”
    -DJ Khaled

    • @erikvilla__
      @erikvilla__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      juanccibrian someone gotta edit these words together foreals!!!

    • @ericsonjacques7643
      @ericsonjacques7643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      juanccibrian lol

    • @deadweight4045
      @deadweight4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao this shit stupid

    • @MrJeancow
      @MrJeancow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IM SECOND
      A LOT

    • @n3vr.fxr3vr49
      @n3vr.fxr3vr49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im dead.

  • @Tyleya
    @Tyleya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4455

    For someone “BLESSED” and “HUMBLE” he sounds Bitter.

    • @tigerboy7585
      @tigerboy7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is a human being

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      @kelvin ikechiunor He is. We just don’t like him.

    • @tigerboy7585
      @tigerboy7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kaylons because you don't like him you hate him instead ?

    • @MrDazthaman
      @MrDazthaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Hahaha.... He's a proper knobhead

    • @tigerboy7585
      @tigerboy7585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDazthaman SMH

  • @Sasukeluvzme13
    @Sasukeluvzme13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    I think what bothers him the most is that Tyler wrote, PRODUCED, and constructed the list of songs for this album and received praise.

    • @donjonson9587
      @donjonson9587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah. Artists tend to be prima donnas like that.

    • @vincentsmith4810
      @vincentsmith4810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      😂😂This fucker is so damm wack it aint even funny DJ my ass! Jazzy jeff is a DJ DJ Qbert is a Dj Mix Master Mike Ect! Thats why Hip Hop Sucks now because of Muthafuckas like him! No Skill!

    • @kingkalebdash4856
      @kingkalebdash4856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wish the same was said for nicki..
      Meanwhile another girl who clearly didn’t write anything in her album, gets a Grammy, bet award and general ass licking behaviour from the industry

    • @mercster
      @mercster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And uh, performed? All I hear this fool doing is saying "YEAH!"

    • @Jenna-zl9su
      @Jenna-zl9su 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mercster who Tyler or dj Khaled??

  • @robmassey9179
    @robmassey9179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    Ironic how his last album was called grateful, clearly he's not in this case lmao

    • @godussop391
      @godussop391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rob Massey he meant grateful of his son

    • @yeeticus6928
      @yeeticus6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Like melon said. He should be glad his mediocrity even got him this far

  • @f.miller801
    @f.miller801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    The meme got into dude's mind. He really thinks he's the best.

    • @tjayk9127
      @tjayk9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      He honestly may be dumb enough to take the memes as compliments rather than realize the joke is how stupid it is.

    • @hushedtones7168
      @hushedtones7168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You have to think that in order to keep going until you get to the level where he got.
      Imagine if you made music but 99% of your audience don't even know what your role is on the album or what even is your talent.

    • @thkarape
      @thkarape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You mean HE THE BEST MUSIC

    • @setoking2916
      @setoking2916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is tha best

    • @Nimtrix
      @Nimtrix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The dude is practically a living meme

  • @mrghostfedora2465
    @mrghostfedora2465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    We all know that DJ Khaled only has a son for marketing purposes.

    • @teamstid9544
      @teamstid9544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Now that is fucked up

    • @ivyking4149
      @ivyking4149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Truth B heard

    • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
      @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      lol I 100% believe that

    • @jayess8714
      @jayess8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Wow, what sucks is that this is so fucked but you know that it's true

    • @benjiusofficial
      @benjiusofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean... NAV?

  • @ituauduebo8275
    @ituauduebo8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4946

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" is a Tywin Lannister-level burn

    • @hamishbarrett7695
      @hamishbarrett7695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Tywinthony lanistano

    • @javierganzarain4559
      @javierganzarain4559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I can already hear it in his voice

    • @hogridertv4605
      @hogridertv4605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DJ KHALED COPYRIGHTED!!!! th-cam.com/video/JAKwcMdiVxs/w-d-xo.html

    • @siddharthchoudhary4278
      @siddharthchoudhary4278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Totally can imagine him delivering this roast!

    • @alexxchavezee
      @alexxchavezee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even I, a Dothraki know this is true.

  • @generalbrowsing2459
    @generalbrowsing2459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" gg mate. GG!

    • @jmcghee4886
      @jmcghee4886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, another one...Or two

  • @CaptinMc1
    @CaptinMc1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    I saw someone say “WE DEPRESSED MUSIC” and now I need to check out

    • @chumbucket6989
      @chumbucket6989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm gonna think about this every time I have to hear his music in public, thank you lmaoooo

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just listen to his entire catalog, it speaks for it self.

  • @pluto5618
    @pluto5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4579

    Dj Khaled: "WE THE SECOND BEST"

    • @shinigamikitsune1541
      @shinigamikitsune1541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmao I'm dying rn😂

    • @isaacm2252
      @isaacm2252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That’s too good 😂😂😂

    • @Jesujej
      @Jesujej 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @antibusinessguy5762
      @antibusinessguy5762 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo

    • @ilikefoodcrazy
      @ilikefoodcrazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest

  • @jackkruger9757
    @jackkruger9757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

    Hook:
    “Hoes mad” x 24

    • @TheValentin99
      @TheValentin99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jack Kruger famous dex?

    • @sirpeetthelittle
      @sirpeetthelittle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Khaleds mad x24

    • @warped1589
      @warped1589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A R T

    • @classicpinball9873
      @classicpinball9873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That song is better than anything dj khaled

    • @domio_domio
      @domio_domio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)
      hoes mad (hoes mad)

  • @soitgoes290
    @soitgoes290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3295

    Literally he isn’t as good as Billie or Tyler by a million lightyears

    • @xSTARRYxEYESx
      @xSTARRYxEYESx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      This. It's like those Shaggy 3% memes from a while back. Khaled literally can't beat Tyler 3%

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So It Goes Billie is industry plant trash tho

    • @attithemusician
      @attithemusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      @@047Kenny she might be an industry plant, but that doesn't mean her music isn't appealing. Cant believe im saying this to a Vagina Crusher

    • @blank3561
      @blank3561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I don’t even like Billie but she’s way more of an artist than khaled

    • @047Kenny
      @047Kenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      WDYEWDYES ? Her shit is trash cmon my nigggggaaa!!!!!! She has like 2-3 listenable songs and that’s it

  • @Pr0jectFM
    @Pr0jectFM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    -Doesn't do any musical work
    -Puts together terrible album
    -Album reaches high on the Billboard charts
    Yet he's somehow unhappy because his album isn't doing even better

    • @ekspressmusic
      @ekspressmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Maybe that's a marketing trick, for people to listen his album.

    • @TehMadCow
      @TehMadCow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He's a total glutton, thinks he deserves more & more no matter how much he gets

    • @hushedtones7168
      @hushedtones7168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Charts are irrelevant bs industry politics crap. Dj Khaled is lost if that's how he measure success

    • @Chrisratata
      @Chrisratata 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree that it’s whiny and ungrateful, but psychologically the marketing weight of being able to say that your album debuted at number 1 holds a lot more weight than number 2. It just does.

    • @aakashr370
      @aakashr370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dj khaled is the talentless version of Kanye.

  • @codymccormick7317
    @codymccormick7317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4740

    Melon when you say "not good" in public do things randomly explode?

    • @Kujinomics
      @Kujinomics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      yes, this, and when he talks about albums with his friends and says the album title there's that one DUN noise

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      These strawberries, yeah, they're NOT GOOD.

    • @therefrigerator4765
      @therefrigerator4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      *Eats sandwich*
      "This sandwich is NOT GOOD"
      *Sandwich explodes and ruins black and red flannel*

    • @37calorieghost35
      @37calorieghost35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      「Career Killer Queen」

    • @Kujinomics
      @Kujinomics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Legend has it if Anthony says that war is... NOT GOOD 💥💥, we'd have world peace

  • @Reegus
    @Reegus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I didn’t know that dj khaled was a real musican I just thought he just yelled DJ KAHLED then he left the studio

    • @Kuzo53
      @Kuzo53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ærgh Boi but....that is what he does

    • @nicholasszymonik5269
      @nicholasszymonik5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's more of an exec than an actual musician. Most of his fame comes from his ability to find other people who are talented and slap his brand onto their work.

    • @slimjimbaby
      @slimjimbaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      essentially yes

    • @ayadhyist
      @ayadhyist 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s what he does lol

  • @bennyboi98
    @bennyboi98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3660

    DJ Khaled: *Upset he's not number one*
    Fantano: Hoes Mad

    • @pratinavtewari452
      @pratinavtewari452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'll be happy if I even made a album

    • @Novelist1029
      @Novelist1029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DJ CULTURE VULTURE WE DA BEST!!!!!!!

    • @labibwajdi3169
      @labibwajdi3169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      _I want the black kids to like me for this one_

    • @SSBM-Sandwich
      @SSBM-Sandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanted to like but it was at 666 and didn’t want too mess with it

    • @carnagecenter
      @carnagecenter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesus that wasn’t funny

  • @accordinglyx
    @accordinglyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    “If you left dj khaled to his own devices”... *flashbacks to dj khaled stranded on a jet ski at night *

    • @dixipledeca
      @dixipledeca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Accordingly 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maad1670
      @maad1670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "WHOOOOOO" x20

    • @chumbucket6989
      @chumbucket6989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS

    • @matanshtepel1230
      @matanshtepel1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ahahaha made my day

  • @ryanm7087
    @ryanm7087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "I'm harder than DJ Khaled playing the fkkn quiet game"
    - Tyler, The Creator

  • @clintcarden1244
    @clintcarden1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3471

    You know It’s a good day when fantano posts a video titled Dj Khaled is mad

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You should get out more if this is a good day for you.

    • @llittlegreyhound
      @llittlegreyhound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo yeah, maybe Khaled needs to take a hit, too.

    • @kylewanke1227
      @kylewanke1227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "A good day" you mean a fucking amazing day!!!

    • @isaiahromero9861
      @isaiahromero9861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo we get it, you have a superiority complex

    • @MiguelAXFlo
      @MiguelAXFlo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThatisthePlan

  • @yaboygabos4836
    @yaboygabos4836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

    A 40 year old man angry at a 17 year old girl for making better music, real classy khaled

    • @themadmeme
      @themadmeme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YaBoyGabos BLESS UP

    • @danielcd1524
      @danielcd1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      He’s directly mad at Tyler not Billie

    • @RallyCar08
      @RallyCar08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@danielcd1524 He's probably even more salty that a 2 month old album is now in front of him tbh.

    • @octavarium008
      @octavarium008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And he doesn't like eating pussy.

    • @slaterisdead1757
      @slaterisdead1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nikola Demitri the worst part is that he expects women to suck on his shlong but he isn’t willing to give them the same treatment

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    People do fake streams and buy streams, but Tyler is not a plant, he has real fans and has a solid base

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Plus he put a lot of work into a very experimental and soulful project, fuckin IGOR.

    • @itbeibitterfly2186
      @itbeibitterfly2186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Definitely not you could see the progression when you're with here from the start going from releasing songs with 200 listens to now being at the top of the billboard
      Khaled can hate on him all he wants but Tyler made his way to the top based on his talent which he can't say at all

    • @GeriDoc8
      @GeriDoc8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Plant"? Is that an industry word?lol! Or an Anthony Phantom term. Either way it's cool lol I keep seeing it pop up here and there

    • @laussethecat
      @laussethecat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GeriDoc8 industry word

  • @jordankelley8034
    @jordankelley8034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    i literally havent heard any songs from his album anywhere yet

    • @ru4real289
      @ru4real289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jordan Kelley Taylor Swift is garbage too ...so is Katy perry and Beyoncé ..fuck all that

    • @kieranive8763
      @kieranive8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      lmfao right me too. i've heard igor around so much more

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only one I hear anywhere is Wish Wish... Which is for me is like 7 outta 10 not bad bad.. But its nothing spectacular. I mean ironically it has Cardi on it sooooooo thats why its selling.

    • @Eagles2020
      @Eagles2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kieran Ive I haven’t heard any songs from both of those albums

    • @sagiepuff
      @sagiepuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There’s a good chance you have, it’s just so forgettable you wouldn’t even know you’ve heard it.

  • @extrasagrada
    @extrasagrada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    "has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" SAVAGE.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean it's taken him pretty fucking far

  • @ronnysroom
    @ronnysroom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    "It's called albums, that you actually hear the songs."
    There are silent albums?

    • @theghostsofstonyclove
      @theghostsofstonyclove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pootie Tang

    • @trashboye1235
      @trashboye1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      John cage composed a peice called 4:33. Its four minutes of silence.

    • @MJ-oh5ux
      @MJ-oh5ux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think vulfpeck put out an album of silent tracks for people to stream while they slept to raise money for a free tour. Was a pretty cool idea

    • @crazymachinima1
      @crazymachinima1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MJ-oh5ux Can confirm, it was named Sleepify

    • @ffnendhgrgd
      @ffnendhgrgd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kid A

  • @jvictor3048
    @jvictor3048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    For a second I thought DJ Khaled had responded to that NOT GOOD. Unfortunately it's not that

    • @2702-i9i
      @2702-i9i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      J Victor saaaaame

    • @coldwar45
      @coldwar45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same LOL

    • @TheVoidstonz
      @TheVoidstonz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought so too

    • @autosarte7356
      @autosarte7356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why did your spaceship crash and why do you feel the need to mimic other life forms and destroy them?

    • @curvytangerine
      @curvytangerine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WISH OMG

  • @gourdlord2112
    @gourdlord2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Went from “we da best” to “we depressed”

    • @ifeanyiwordsworth8354
      @ifeanyiwordsworth8354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gourd Lord "WE DEPRESSEDDD"

    • @210chillian8
      @210chillian8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We oppressed

    • @BruceWayne760
      @BruceWayne760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "After the shit flop/They like Damn We stressed" -50 cent (Tia Told Me)

  • @Kingjay814
    @Kingjay814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Man I was at my barbershop just this past Friday and they weren't playing his album either.

    • @Matti_Mu
      @Matti_Mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Why is everyone into mysterious music nowadays, I don't understan...

    • @zaye400
      @zaye400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 still funny

  • @theanimasean822
    @theanimasean822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3846

    DJ Khaled: “IgOr iS PoOrY mIxEd”

    • @user-nt7gv2mr2j
      @user-nt7gv2mr2j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Monkey D Luffy he don’t even know what mixing is

    • @kookiedookie2607
      @kookiedookie2607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      one of the only quotes where a misspelling would be accurate

    • @TheWizardOfTheMist
      @TheWizardOfTheMist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Beans nice pfp

    • @hochim0
      @hochim0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      DJ Khalid is the one who took the L out of this comment

    • @UserUser-fm3cr
      @UserUser-fm3cr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kookiedookie2607 accreate**

  • @christianhairston7510
    @christianhairston7510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    “Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough.”

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Very well put

    • @LizardWizard403
      @LizardWizard403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DJ Kahled resumed in a sentence

    • @georgemiller5845
      @georgemiller5845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OOF

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean... Is he lying tho. These mainstream musicians arent even that good anymore. You actually have to search for underrated artists for talent now. The problem is we have a lot of "artists" but we dont have Superstars anymore. They are talented without that It factor.. Ya feel me?

    • @michaelbartholomew8155
      @michaelbartholomew8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ogsavage8467 Agree 💯

  • @hashtag1465
    @hashtag1465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Billie eilish and Tyler the creator on a song would lowkey bang

    • @shaanalam3872
      @shaanalam3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      facts both have expressed they would like to work together maybe after quarantine.

    • @base4yrface
      @base4yrface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i think that if tyler had a verse on an instrumental like bad guy that would go crazy

    • @petscopstan
      @petscopstan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all know that's too good to be true

    • @mrdg1011
      @mrdg1011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about DJ Khaled on it?

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mrdg1011 No, just, no

  • @nez8903
    @nez8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    WE DEPRESSED MUSIC

    • @thyartismurder6352
      @thyartismurder6352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      album: *debuts at number 2*
      dj khaled: A-NUMBER ONE

    • @thomasnewton8223
      @thomasnewton8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pink Scissors Media this guy probably didn’t come up with it so yeah go ahead lol

    • @nez8903
      @nez8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pink Scissors Media of course

    • @nez8903
      @nez8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Newton totally lmao, tf?😂

    • @DJ-vg1pr
      @DJ-vg1pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The joke here is that DJ Khaled does not say this

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Listening to an album with good headphones or speakers? I sleep
    Listening to an album in a barbershop. REAL SHIT!

    • @masoudshairzadeh6820
      @masoudshairzadeh6820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate kindred I swear any kindred on my team feeds

  • @bazinga4382
    @bazinga4382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    DJ Khaled: I MAKE REAL MUSIC I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER 1
    Everyone: The funny haha meme man makes music?

  • @JR-mk6ow
    @JR-mk6ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "My question is: what's wrong with number two? Hasn't you mediocrity taken you far enough? "
    🔥🔥☠ MAN I JUST I HEARD A MURDER ☠🔥🔥

  • @drummerboy9052
    @drummerboy9052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    DJ Khaled: We the best music!
    Billboard: No you ain't

    • @danielcd1524
      @danielcd1524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drummer Boy I lol’d

    • @ribaldos4716
      @ribaldos4716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh SHIT 😂😂

  • @darkwintertokyo17
    @darkwintertokyo17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    To be fair Billie and Tyler worked extremely hard on their album's so they definitely deserved the number one spots.

    • @mrq.1236
      @mrq.1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see what you’re saying and I’m not agreeing with DJ Khaled in all of this, but he was working on this album for a long time.

    • @davidtagliacozzo4387
      @davidtagliacozzo4387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@mrq.1236 doesn't mean shit if Father of Ashad is trash when it's released

    • @solodolo4098
      @solodolo4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mrq.1236working? Tf Khaled is just an a&r culture vulture

    • @4am555
      @4am555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Billie, Phineas & Tyler

    • @fvw1187
      @fvw1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahh but see the beauty of capitalism is number one is not reserved for those who work the hardest.

  • @Qborch
    @Qborch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Ironic that Khalid’s album made up of only features lost to an album where the features were hidden.

    • @Jackenack
      @Jackenack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      confused me for a second, thought you were actually talking about khalid and not dj khaled. just a typo

    • @hotpockets69
      @hotpockets69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How's that ironic?

    • @KidAL0
      @KidAL0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How
      m y s t e r i o u s

    • @FOGSHIE
      @FOGSHIE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      hotpockets69 Because of the idea of “feature culture,” where the more big names there are on a project, the more popular it ends up being. While IGOR had features, it decided to hide them rather than parade them like Khaled’s album. This goes against the notion that features = streams/sales, so it’s ironic.

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "So you sold 10 millions albums heh ?
      Only problem is you put out 10 millions albums heh "

  • @JusRed48
    @JusRed48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Title: DJ Khaled Is Mad
    Video: DJ Khaled Disintegrated By Melon

    • @fowlae4414
      @fowlae4414 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Banana Rama hay buddy, did you hear the news?

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    DJ Khaled's album has names
    Tyler's and Billie's albums have talent

    • @youssarabone9548
      @youssarabone9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Billie is trash and talentless she don't even writes her songs but Tyler is great

    • @zerdaloo
      @zerdaloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@youssarabone9548 she co writes like Tyler does. Why tf you salty lmao

    • @youssarabone9548
      @youssarabone9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zerdaloo Tyler proves himself to be a good rapper from his albums like wolf or bastard and show a personality like the aggressive edgy guy in his old music to the sensitive guy who wanna find love in his latest record but Billie sings a written song from her songwriter on an expensive production with one of the biggest labels pushing her music even if she's talented she don't need the talent to make accessible pop music any 12 years older can listen to. Tyler started from nothing but she got planted in the industry.

    • @-finelinehabits-4302
      @-finelinehabits-4302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you'ss arab one she does write her songs with her brother though? she’s incredibly talented and has vocals not many can do, it’s okay to not like her music but there’s no denying that she is talented.

    • @youssarabone9548
      @youssarabone9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-finelinehabits-4302 no she sucks and I had a whole 45 minute argument with my best friend why I don't like her and he's a fan I don't wanna repeat it now all I wanna say that she's trash overrated industrial plant talentless and even her opinions about anything is like any 16 year old white girl would say so she's trash as a public figure before that she trash on music.

  • @Kujinomics
    @Kujinomics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    wrong video title
    It should be "Cringing with DJ Khaled"

    • @pluto5618
      @pluto5618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @CalebIsAnOldNerd
      @CalebIsAnOldNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FAT BOY FAT BOY FAT BOY!!!!!

    • @seanomatopoeia
      @seanomatopoeia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Khringing with Khaled

    • @M4TTYN
      @M4TTYN 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no no that's saved for tom mcdonald he's the special boi with the perfect hook *WHITE BOY WHITE BOY WHITE BOY* and melon did him justice for that video

  • @flrnce
    @flrnce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    next dj khaled album: DJ KHALED (FEAT. BILLIE EILISH & TYLER, THE CREATOR)

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      " When we fall asleep why our fathers become Igors? "

    • @MarkQuick0411
      @MarkQuick0411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good song title

    • @jost4634
      @jost4634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would only hope that Tyler would not dare to tie his name to something so artistically demeaning

    • @seph9980
      @seph9980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahahahaha!!!! I can already see it.

    • @MarkQuick0411
      @MarkQuick0411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It wouldn’t fit with Tyler’s style tbr cause compared to Khalid He’s more mature
      Which is ironic

  • @xandervera01
    @xandervera01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Meanwhile Tyler who was literally left up to HIS OWN DEVICES

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thankfully for him, unlike Khaled, his devices all function properly.

  • @panduh4945
    @panduh4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Thank you Logic, a very much needed word on this subject.

    • @juicyparsons
      @juicyparsons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol

    • @cardalien
      @cardalien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀

    • @marselmusic
      @marselmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people are still on on that

    • @jdmrules007
      @jdmrules007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahhaha took me a while haha good one haha

    • @marquirasheed
      @marquirasheed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

  • @twisty6621
    @twisty6621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    father of a sad man who flopped against an album with no promo, no high budget videos, no announced features and fully made by a single artist

    • @Nyles_FS
      @Nyles_FS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That 'single artist' is really stretching cause I believe she doesn't even write her own lyrics. Other than that I agree

    • @jetsandals9017
      @jetsandals9017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nyles she definitely doesnt do her own production, its just her brother

    • @jellemedendorp7327
      @jellemedendorp7327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Nyles he probably means IGOR

    • @Nyles_FS
      @Nyles_FS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm pretty sure IGOR had its fair share of promos

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nyles he’s talking about IGOR

  • @R0B3RTP4UL50N
    @R0B3RTP4UL50N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    DJ Khaled should have never even made it this far. The dude is a hack.

  • @saiyanprince2795
    @saiyanprince2795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I don't remember DJ Khaled having a Carti feature.... END OF DISCUSSION

    • @MapleMilk
      @MapleMilk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AMEN 😤

    • @brandonayong7656
      @brandonayong7656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Woke up to food addicts sounding like me"

    • @leonzchannelz
      @leonzchannelz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The playboi carti fanbase is something else

    • @thestrongprevail3039
      @thestrongprevail3039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Playboi Carti is shit meme rap lmao

    • @saiyanprince2795
      @saiyanprince2795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For Real and DJ Khaled makes music for people who use weight watchers

  • @dom19945
    @dom19945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    I never once was like, "Yeah, I want to listen to some DJ Khalid!"

    • @narcoticundertow
      @narcoticundertow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I once hung out with someone whose Spotify only played three songs: I'm The One, Humble and something else popular in 2017. Wherever we went he'd have those three on loop. He was alright but he was a normie.

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck that

    • @davidadams2395
      @davidadams2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@narcoticundertow
      Man, that's depressing.

    • @stupidazzo5404
      @stupidazzo5404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's sad. your homie is a sheep. Bless his heart.

    • @0oidiedinatimemachineo024
      @0oidiedinatimemachineo024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao really tho

  • @AlexLee
    @AlexLee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    he's suing billboard right now, the bitterness JUMPED OUT

  • @jhonadelic
    @jhonadelic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    DJ Khaled is so ungrateful. Bet, he's gonna try to bring Billie Eilish or Tyler on his future album

    • @araszkawibowo4748
      @araszkawibowo4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jhonadelic hes probably never even heard of those 2 judging by his arrogancy😂 tyler and billie bout to be in his entire album so he could "be the best"

    • @evangilmore3964
      @evangilmore3964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he’s making an album with future?

  • @neonblackmarket
    @neonblackmarket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3798

    Now I want a Tyler and Billie eilish collab
    Edit: called “mysterious”

    • @gadunka888
      @gadunka888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      this sounds unironically great. film the music video in a barber shop too

    • @Gomu.
      @Gomu. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @FBI Alypstick it does, and you should listen to Tyler, and maybe Billie too.

    • @starkops
      @starkops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’d b tightttt

    • @Aschamz
      @Aschamz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Tyler1 would kill that track

    • @arcanemaster8722
      @arcanemaster8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Tyler is Billie’s favorite artist ever so she’d be more than down to collab

  • @blackerthanafrica420
    @blackerthanafrica420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    So basically
    *DJ Khaled is mad that people do something different (Tyler,The Creator,Billie Eillish) in music rather than doing the same thing you've been doing 5 years ago*

  • @GofficLemons
    @GofficLemons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    "Has your mediocrity not taken you far enough?" DAMN I JUST WITNESSED THE UPCOMING MURDER FROM THE NOT GOOD

  • @ThePainkiller9995
    @ThePainkiller9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    6:40
    What if
    U wanted to make an album
    But fandango said
    NOT GOOD

    • @Jesus33777
      @Jesus33777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he said that to me, I'd quit!!

    • @Draber2b
      @Draber2b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There are a few options.
      Going from least confident to most:
      - You put out only singles. - Meh
      - You don't give a damn. - Nah
      - You do a diss track. - Yay! xDxD
      You can always invide Call Chuchesta. He will be more than happy to collab on this xd

    • @thomash226
      @thomash226 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ThePainkiller9995 funtehago

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if you
      Wanted to make an album
      but melon
      is bitter

  • @ninamphotog
    @ninamphotog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    In the words of Shawn Cee: “DJ Khaled is trash.”

    • @wince9537
      @wince9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tru but Shawn Cee is a cornball

  • @wadekemmsies7180
    @wadekemmsies7180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Well you practically just killed him.

  • @marad786
    @marad786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I refuse to believe this isn't karma for not going down on his lady 🙏

    • @theebonymaw
      @theebonymaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i love this

    • @Ria-sd2ex
      @Ria-sd2ex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😅😆 Big facts💪💪💪

    • @Enzie-bw4bn
      @Enzie-bw4bn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol what!?

    • @Kool212
      @Kool212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's not much for retribution.

    • @ea4454
      @ea4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W

  • @absolutepowerchannel8980
    @absolutepowerchannel8980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Dj Khaled: How do I get Tyler the Creator and Billie Eilish on my next album?🤩

    • @acewilzz3765
      @acewilzz3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josegurrola9021
    @josegurrola9021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Melon ur bald, how would you know about the impact of an album playing in the barbershop??!?!

    • @robsterd5461
      @robsterd5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dadasha big oof

    • @mmurd
      @mmurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BRUH

    • @beingzombievstheworld
      @beingzombievstheworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manscaping , chest scaping,moustache

    • @VeebsterTV
      @VeebsterTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wanted to like but it was at 187

    • @aleeyadavis2534
      @aleeyadavis2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would know best he spends the most timr in the barber shop

  • @TStamp-lw4ku
    @TStamp-lw4ku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Khaled probably made Asahd go stand in the corner

  • @erikhakansson1585
    @erikhakansson1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    That explosion that appear when he says "not Good" is so satisfying

  • @CrazyKonaKai
    @CrazyKonaKai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    DJ Khaled just wanted us to read his screenplay he bundled with the album

    • @Thoughtmo
      @Thoughtmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      DJ Khaled is actually short for Donaldglover Jildishgambino Khaled

    • @michaelwhittaker8346
      @michaelwhittaker8346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is this an actual thing or just a reference to because the internet

    • @Sam-um9nu
      @Sam-um9nu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      michael whittaker I think theyre referring to the text at the bottom of the spotify screen when a song from the album is playing

    • @VoyageOne1
      @VoyageOne1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂🔥

    • @sun-of-irus4488
      @sun-of-irus4488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Khaled is just hurt *Because The Internet* keeps calling him out on his bullshit

  • @samsykes308
    @samsykes308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I can almost garentee Sean Evans is somewhere rubbing his hands together, laughing evily.

  • @Jaquan.
    @Jaquan. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    0:50 I need this to be a casual thing now. For every instance Anthony says something is *Not Good* ,The explosion pops up.

  • @mgs1167
    @mgs1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    It’s worth mentioning that when Tyler dropped Flower Boy, it debuted at #2 behind Lana Del Rey’s album by just over a thousand units. Instead of being upset, he congratulated Lana and continued to flex his artistry even more with IGOR.
    Strictly focusing on singles can only go so far, but improving on your craft with time and patience will eventually pay off. Considering that IGOR is the album Tyler always wanted to make, it’s only fitting that he got #1 album over DJ Khaled.

  • @bezglavigekoofficial7649
    @bezglavigekoofficial7649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:00 his jacket being the same color as the background makes it seem as if he has a toddler's body carrying that beefy head

  • @keenan7144
    @keenan7144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    DJ Khaled: We the best music!
    Everyone else: Uhm...

    • @sr-kt9ml
      @sr-kt9ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @gentsimps9067
    @gentsimps9067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Idk about everyone else, but I've heard more of Billy and Tyler's new albums on the radio then Khaled, so even by his metric he still looses

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have only heard Wish Wish on the radio none of the other songs..

    • @applesyo
      @applesyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ve only heard “you should see me in a crown” other than that I haven’t heard any of the top 3 on the radio. Ill stick to my Spotify.

    • @ogsavage8467
      @ogsavage8467 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@applesyo Same. 😂😂

    • @dennydarkko
      @dennydarkko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Never heard of a Tyler song being played on the radio

    • @williehopscotch
      @williehopscotch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dennydarkko Yeah that's a new one by me. But I also didn't know people still listened to the radio.

  • @brycewilliams624
    @brycewilliams624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    DJ Khaled: You don't see me playing with no mysterious shit
    Me: Damn, that's tuff, Alexa play I THINK

  • @ahmadking5229
    @ahmadking5229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Khaled literally big mad Igor wasnt Ignored by the world

    • @salem-p3l
      @salem-p3l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +1 for alliteration

    • @kingjewelz9948
      @kingjewelz9948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Igor was a masterpiece compared to khaled album

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@salem-p3l ?

    • @midnightsconfide3683
      @midnightsconfide3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul Mab
      engrish?

    • @PaulMab9
      @PaulMab9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@midnightsconfide3683 There's no alliteration.

  • @CLaw-tb5gg
    @CLaw-tb5gg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    DJ Khaled's album is a load of number two.

    • @crazyhabohacker3091
      @crazyhabohacker3091 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charles Carr LMFAOOOO

    • @dionysianapollomarx
      @dionysianapollomarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Kevin Durant of music, but worse because he can't play music

    • @Frykizh
      @Frykizh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL this killed me

    • @bigfat4172
      @bigfat4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      God damn where are the likes for this diamond

  • @humbleYodartis
    @humbleYodartis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    IGOR is art 💯
    Khaled is a vulture 😆

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    In other words...
    *DJ Khaled got beat by an edgy girl, because she has more talent than him*

    • @khonsuraaaa
      @khonsuraaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dj Khaled is a talentless son of a bitch, may finger has more talent than his whole body

    • @kaylons
      @kaylons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      P much. Both Billie and Tyler have come through with some great projects.
      But if we talkin both, IGOR wins.

  • @nez8903
    @nez8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Imagine having 20 features on your album just to be #2 to a man with a synth addiction, IGOR OUT NOW!!!

    • @hedydd_ioan
      @hedydd_ioan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Low-key this is tyler watching Fantano

    • @jvictor3048
      @jvictor3048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Synth addiction?

    • @nez8903
      @nez8903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J Victor synthesizers

    • @yoyonostring2147
      @yoyonostring2147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jvictor3048 space piano

    • @jeremykyles567
      @jeremykyles567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yoyonostring2147 lol space piano.

  • @josecastellanos4758
    @josecastellanos4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I guess mysterious is the new word for creative

  • @JoshucaVA
    @JoshucaVA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Of course he's mad. DJ Khaled is an egotistical jackal.

    • @notrealy180217
      @notrealy180217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You misspelt Billie Eillish

    • @Hunter-gb8fm
      @Hunter-gb8fm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@notrealy180217 she's not the one mad though...

    • @notrealy180217
      @notrealy180217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hunter-gb8fm def doesn't seem happy

    • @Hunter-gb8fm
      @Hunter-gb8fm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notrealy180217 Really has she said some dumb shit too?

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hunter when is billie ellish not saying some dumb shit though

  • @saitama1465
    @saitama1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    It'll be very hard for Khaled to climb anything

    • @JustLovelyQ
      @JustLovelyQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait what 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂✅💯

    • @dderajj2166
      @dderajj2166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustLovelyQ is your post ironic

    • @ThePhobophile
      @ThePhobophile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a big guy

    • @donjonson9587
      @donjonson9587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Less we're talking a mountain of doughnuts.

  • @KOdden3
    @KOdden3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Tyler: creates a beautiful, 10/10 masterpiece crafted to perfection with each song adding on to the next, not one being skippable, defying expectations and the boundaries of music.
    DJ Khalid: yells his name on generic songs

  • @OpticalJesu5
    @OpticalJesu5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I don't think I've ever heard DJ Khalid say anything other than "DJ Khalid"

    • @shabibmahab
      @shabibmahab 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I faintly remember the oaf saying something about egg whites?

    • @youthinky0uknowme
      @youthinky0uknowme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      shabibmahab can’t forget you’re smart, loyal, and a genius

  • @rivertrash9862
    @rivertrash9862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    Khaled is the epitome of generic pop/rap.

    • @jonp9300
      @jonp9300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Human Perfection Khaled’s problem is that he believes that if it’s not hot in the night life & street life then nobody listening

    • @BrinkersMad
      @BrinkersMad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless khaled worked with more upcoming artists then maybe itd have been better 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @knowyourroleboulevard7119
    @knowyourroleboulevard7119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Pearl Jam didn't get mad when their first album which didn't go number 1. (Blocked by Titanic soundtrack).

  • @lamestudiosinc418
    @lamestudiosinc418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    SZA is way too good to be doing songs with DJ Khaled.

    • @konway17
      @konway17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was thinking the same damn thing, that check must’ve been real fat.

    • @cxrrvptxd713
      @cxrrvptxd713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@konway17MUST'VE BEEN DJ KHALID FAT

    • @sivartt9097
      @sivartt9097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All then artist is too good for dj Khalid

  • @MrTweak289
    @MrTweak289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I can't believe living-meme DJ Khaled would think he's in the same league as real artists like Billie or Tyler.

    • @Rukassuwu
      @Rukassuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tweakspirit true

    • @agu9302
      @agu9302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @dankest-TV haha funny 😂😂😂bruuh haha epic meme dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm rofling on my flour rn!!! Bruh sound effect #3

    • @elinsoderqvist3695
      @elinsoderqvist3695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      dankest-TV How is Billie in any way not a “real artist”?

    • @musikkritik6316
      @musikkritik6316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@elinsoderqvist3695 g e n e r i c
      "Ohhh I'm from a rich family and just 18 but I'm soooooooo depressive and I'm fealing nothing omg look at me I dress my self with dark clothes"
      Really nothing special.

    • @mrxmenguy
      @mrxmenguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      MusikKritik
      “generic”
      Point out a similar mainstream artist.

  • @casualgoats
    @casualgoats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I'm ok with no longer hearing " D..J... KHALEEEEDDD!!" popping off the corner of every couple of songs.
    If I listened to the radio anymore.

  • @storm9047
    @storm9047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    DJ Khaled's response has got me bumping Billie and Tyler on repeat

    • @Spleemce
      @Spleemce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha

    • @imnotactuallydead8890
      @imnotactuallydead8890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol hot sauce the whole bottle Shut up khaled fan

    • @ongjoon9173
      @ongjoon9173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would definitely be bumping Billie on repeat, musically and physically speaking

  • @Shirls
    @Shirls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    DJ Khaled literally just described listening to music - what a visionary.

  • @KyokaXMay
    @KyokaXMay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nicki: Travis, you cant use Merchandize to sell your Album🙄
    Dj Khaled: Tyler, you can’t make a better album then me🙄

  • @guerillawhite3083
    @guerillawhite3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    also, not even commenting about the quality of the music, if you've been releasing albums for 13 years and you can still hit number 2, thats incredible and i would be extremely grateful

    • @earlsweatpants2395
      @earlsweatpants2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like Nicki from last year was so mad at #2

    • @guerillawhite3083
      @guerillawhite3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@earlsweatpants2395 exactly, if you've been able to sustain a career for 10+ years and you still have a strong ass fanbase and are getting top 5 on billboard, thats great and most never get to that level

  • @MrSluby
    @MrSluby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Low key waiting for a phone call "IT'S DJ KHALID, *wanna work for yourself, work as many hours as you want and earn more money than you do now* "

  • @absurdcamus9645
    @absurdcamus9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine Tyler’s next album is called “Mysterious Shit No One Listen to”

  • @sweetbloodyhavoc8597
    @sweetbloodyhavoc8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Khalid doesn't even make most of his music anymore. His sweatshop full of interns got to #2.
    This is all an ego thing for him.

    • @jeffdiaz8832
      @jeffdiaz8832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Khaled I know what you meant and I don't mean to be a Grammar Nazi since I really enjoy KHALID xD

    • @sweetbloodyhavoc8597
      @sweetbloodyhavoc8597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jeffdiaz8832 hahahaha Fair

  • @ziadahmedsamy
    @ziadahmedsamy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    0:42 your main channel?? I thought he deleted thatistheplan

    • @kaelforsythe-barker7624
      @kaelforsythe-barker7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its still a thing but its never active

    • @e.m.8184
      @e.m.8184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      bring back melonvlogs

    • @byron3718
      @byron3718 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaelforsythe-barker7624 Is it??? I seriously can't find it anywhere.

    • @kaelforsythe-barker7624
      @kaelforsythe-barker7624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@byron3718 I forgot what video it was on, but thatistheplan commented on one of anthonys videos. It had 400k subs. The only video on it was a 30 second vid of the demonitized symbol. The like/dislike was turned off as well as the comments.

    • @Juicetron
      @Juicetron 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s called The needle drop

  • @jedgar6653
    @jedgar6653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    He also literally did nothing to promote his album. There was no creative music video or teaser. No Hot Ones. No Vogue or GQ interviews. He prob didn't even have/listen to a PR team

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude if you actually think DJ Khaled doesn't promote his music you are out of your mind

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @I'm a turtle he had a fucking energy drink deal where if you bought a certain energy drink you would get a copy of the album lmao.

    • @boabuin1151
      @boabuin1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@manaspradhan8041 i think he's talking about tyler

  • @andrealoko_
    @andrealoko_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    tyler and billie eilish are the best tag team of 2019.
    fat man got yeeted

  • @tbrown15
    @tbrown15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I’ve always personally felt like DJ Khaled was this insecure guy playing this character he’s concocted in his head...you can see it in his eyes when he speaks.
    That said, I agree with everything you said...hard, but it’s fair...sad, but it’s true.

    • @Noadvantage246
      @Noadvantage246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like at first he was playing a character and doing memes but lately he's starting to forget that and becoming his persona. He's taking himself super seriously now, it's like ppl who constantly tell lies and eventually start to believe them. He been saying "we da best music" too much.... 😂😂😂

  • @rosstafarian24
    @rosstafarian24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So glad Tyler won those 2 Grammys after DJ Khaled talked all that shit. WELL DESERVED, because hes an actual music artist.

  • @fish1207
    @fish1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    DJ Khaled's music is all about capitalizing on current trends and hot artists, Tyler the Creator creates trends and paves the way for hot artists himself

  • @junkyardog9371
    @junkyardog9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Man this Sargon of Asahd really been taking L's lately

    • @kyoungt14
      @kyoungt14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video is over 1 Sargon long

    • @kafkabigmon
      @kafkabigmon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh I understand this reference but have yall seen that new Hbomb video or what

    • @junkyardog9371
      @junkyardog9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kafkabigmon Go sell this comment to Aquaman