@@FranziCass he said something like , A grandpa tells his grandson: ´Look at those houses down there ,i built them with my own hands ,but do they call me the house builder ? No. See that church down there ? I built it with my own two hands but do they call me a church builder ? No. But you FˇˇUˇˇCˇˇK one pig... P.S. the joke has many interpretations....
Isn't he the one who prevented the others from stopping Thanos? So he indirectly caused half of every living being in the galaxy to turn to dust...and you trust this guy?
@@carmengogeidnas9670 I was just about to say. But there are few other also. Robin Williams did alot too, sat with strangers at restaurant when it was their birthday. Got in bed with Sharon Osborne in bed when she was sick and said not tell ozzy about them. Just to make her smile. He wa joking ofcourse. . Aswell as Steve irwin, who built that zoo and did everything for animals before himself. .
Dieter and his grandpa Peter are sitting on top of a hill. Peter turns to Dieter and says, "You see all those houses down there? I built them with my bare hands, but do they call me Peter the House Builder? No." Then Peter points to a church by the houses. "I built that church with my bare hands, but do they call me Peter the Church Builder? No." Peter points to a huge wall below them and says, "You see that big wall? I built that wall stone by stone, but do they call me Peter the Wall Builder? No." Peter pauses and looks Dieter dead in the eyes and says, "But you fuck ONE pig..."
Seeing this as a German dude I truly appreciate the joke. :D And btw for someone learning English as his first language his German is more than decent.
@@johnathanmclane1468 you mean german in general? well compared to english yes, very. most issues you’re gonna have will be related to pronunciation be it varies so much. it’s not impossible but it’ll take you a long time.
PRATT: Last name: Pratt. Recorded in various spelling forms including Pratt, Prate, Prett, and Pritt, this interesting surname is of Anglo-Saxon origins. It is derived from a pre 7th century word "praett" meaning a trick; and as such was probably a nickname for a magician or conjuror. You're a wizard Christopher! lol
He's just one of those actors that I don't have to know anything about the movie/show he's in....If he's in it, I'm into it. Plus, aside from Ryan Reynolds he give the best interviews.
Funny enough about the last name Pratt is that it's origins date back to old English(Prætt) as meaning 'clever trickster', 'tricky', 'trick' and cunning. Although now it's a more common surname in southern Ireland. It seems to actually be a fitting name for Chris.
I LOVE that the network bleeped the German version of the F-word. As if Conan has a huge audience here in the U.S. that speaks German and would've run scrambling to call the FCC on them.
Pratt is Anglo-Saxon so it sort of has German origins but it comes from an old English Anglo-Saxon word meaning to play to fool. In the UK, the insult prat actually comes from the same origin as the name Pratt as does pratfall. We also say "stop pratting about" which means playing the fool, or "prattling on," which means talking incessantly about nothing. They are all derived from the same source as his name.
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the fact that the german joke was funny even though people had no idea what he said, says a lot about his talent.
i laughed, im german too! but i also didnt understand what he said
Amor and co. I’m German too and didn’t understand it lol
@@FranziCass he said something like , A grandpa tells his grandson: ´Look at those houses down there ,i built them with my own hands ,but do they call me the house builder ? No. See that church down there ? I built it with my own two hands but do they call me a church builder ? No. But you FˇˇUˇˇCˇˇK one pig... P.S. the joke has many interpretations....
didnt realize he translates it later ,sry XD
.....or Americans.
He’s the only person who looks good ripped and chubby
Omg, Yes!
23chrisfm press x to doubt
@23chrisfm i bet your a fucken gross knobgoblin
I wanna see jack black get in shape now to debate this
like your mom
I trust this guy to guard our galaxy
Are you sure about that? Half a galaxy died because of him.
No hate :P
KrissGO i mean you’re not wrong tho XF
Isn't he the one who prevented the others from stopping Thanos?
So he indirectly caused half of every living being in the galaxy to turn to dust...and you trust this guy?
C o u g h s Doctor Strange let Starlord do it therefore it's his fault C oUgh
Are you sure about that?
Chris pratt talking in german sounds like a sims talking (in a funny and complimentary way tho)
I see what u mean
Hahahahahahaha ACTUAL
btw i`m german an d
I did not understand a single word haha
@@eliasthiel4336 his german is quite understandable, tho
Didnt get the german version nor the english version....
I feel like Chris Pratt and Ryan Reynolds would be really good friends
They would for sure. They're both naturally funny.
And Anthony Mackie
I feel like our universe would implode if they became friends
@@coldmoonlight6361 Hopefully we'll have 8K by when they're live-streaming it.
@@coldmoonlight6361 too much power
Chris Pratt and John Krazinski are the most deserving people to be celebrities.
Absolutely!
Krasinski*
Don't forget Keanu Reeves
@@carmengogeidnas9670 I was just about to say. But there are few other also. Robin Williams did alot too, sat with strangers at restaurant when it was their birthday. Got in bed with Sharon Osborne in bed when she was sick and said not tell ozzy about them. Just to make her smile. He wa joking ofcourse. . Aswell as Steve irwin, who built that zoo and did everything for animals before himself. .
I turned on captions for the German joke and was not disappointed. "Come on into the house with my Honda bomb"
I totally forgot that was even an option lol thank you
Same😂😭
Chris Pratt is an actual snack. He's so sweet and adorable.
Chris :
Fallon : *starts wacking the table*
Dieter and his grandpa Peter are sitting on top of a hill. Peter turns to Dieter and says, "You see all those houses down there? I built them with my bare hands, but do they call me Peter the House Builder? No."
Then Peter points to a church by the houses. "I built that church with my bare hands, but do they call me Peter the Church Builder? No."
Peter points to a huge wall below them and says, "You see that big wall? I built that wall stone by stone, but do they call me Peter the Wall Builder? No."
Peter pauses and looks Dieter dead in the eyes and says, "But you fuck ONE pig..."
Isn't this a Norm joke
Whoa, great joke!!!Where did you get THAT from?
@@nemesis8784 N orm MacDonald.
I speak german and I was hoping someone would write the joke out so I didnt have to
now continuing the video I now realize that I didnt have to in the first place
When he was talking German it sounded like sims flirting
Somewhere I like to think that Mareena is crying herself to sleep starting at a picture of starlord....stroking his picture with longing regret.
Who the heck is Mareena? Isn't she the daughter of Aquaman?
What Universe are we talking about here?
@@jorgensenmj 4:40
Not the only thing being stroked
Is it his ex wife or something?
5:32 I felt so bad for him when he said it like that 😭👏🏽
Seeing this as a German dude I truly appreciate the joke. :D
And btw for someone learning English as his first language his German is more than decent.
I need a translation lol please
Shelly York watch the fuckin video
It sounds like it would be interesting. Would you say it's hard to learn?
@@johnathanmclane1468 you mean german in general? well compared to english yes, very.
most issues you’re gonna have will be related to pronunciation be it varies so much.
it’s not impossible but it’ll take you a long time.
ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS A MAN LIKE CHRIS PRATT!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Willa Farrelly relatable
So do I
Thats alot to ask for girls
Aubrey Plaza
Hes mine 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
i love crisp ratt
Is that a screen rant reference
Crisp ratt? 😂
It says "Crisp steering wheel"in recent YT feature lol 💀
It is physically impossible not to like Chris Pratt. There is science to back that up.
PRATT: Last name: Pratt. Recorded in various spelling forms including Pratt, Prate, Prett, and Pritt, this interesting surname is of Anglo-Saxon origins. It is derived from a pre 7th century word "praett" meaning a trick; and as such was probably a nickname for a magician or conjuror.
You're a wizard Christopher! lol
Im a wizard too, ima Pratt too XD
Chris Pratt cracks me up. He is genuinely funny. He's gorgeous, but his personality and humor make him even MORE sexy.
Two of the funniest guys Conan and Chris.
3:52 radiates “yeah, see that’s what i don’t get. you punch a couple hundred orphans and suddenly you’re mean.”
Isn't that what Ryan Reynolds said?
Quality quote my good sir/madam
I love everything about Chris Pratt C:♥️
Cindy chan {Neko • Cute • Demon} I love Chris Pratt
•s u n s h i n e c i n d y• i will literally do ANYTHING for him *anything* :)
He's just one of those actors that I don't have to know anything about the movie/show he's in....If he's in it, I'm into it. Plus, aside from Ryan Reynolds he give the best interviews.
So Chris Pratt has adapted Andy Dwyer into his life or was he always Andy Dwyer?
Frank K he’s always been Dwyer but now his comedy is diluted especially in these interviews. He’s sooo much funnier than these clips
Frank K Chris Dwyer or Andrew Pratt
@@valroe7034 his "comeback" joke in Parks and Rec was priceless
Andy who??? Chris who??? U mean Bert Mackalin
I am pretty sure Andy Dwyer adapted his character from Chris Pratt
If Jimmy didn't keep interrupting those clips would have been better.
if i ever met him id cry 😭😭😍😍😍
as a german speaker i am impressed that chris sounds more german than me
*Intense fangirling*
“...from the German pork board!” 😂 LOL
I would genuinely die for this guy ❤️
Lmao Jimmy Fallon has to work on his fake laugh
I imagine he just stands in the bathroom, looking in the mirror trying to laugh uncontrollably, to the last where his neighbours start to get scared.
Mister Wuss AHAHAHHAHA OKAY BUT HE PROBABLY DOES
I thought the guy in the first clip was jimmy fallon
Finally, something we can all agree on 😂
He is legit , He cracks me up, he seems like a good chap!
I have watched the first 10 seconds on repeat for a while now... its so dumb but still so smoothly executed!
How is Jimmy Fallon not unemployed?
Lol
I'd say that about Conan, he is unbearable and so obviously fake
@@TechWechSech Conan, fake? My man, you need to watch some more Conan videos. He is the most honest of the talk show hosts.
@@ErikVanRent I've seen him many times. He has that immense American fakeness about him. Repulsive.
@@TechWechSech fuck you
i understand german but didn't get the joke.... (before it was on english)
Doesn't matter the important things you do, if you f**** a pig you will be known because of it
isabel trindade you know I got the joke but the german part was not too understanable.
Legion he’s done a whole bunch of other stuff butt he fucks a pig once and now he’s called peter the pig fucker
RattleShark XD he got the joke
I speak Hoch Deutsch fluently and listening to Chris speak was like trying to understand Swiss German just pure gibberish to me 😭
He’s the best Chris in hollywood
When he hissed in the beginning...im dead XD
Chris Pratt is The Man. 2 Thumbs Up to Chris 👍👍
Genuinely nicest guy in Hollywood :)
love him
He sat behind me at a restaurant... super chill and down to earth
He's freaking awsome !!!!
This guy is a genius, you gotta love him lol
Funny enough about the last name Pratt is that it's origins date back to old English(Prætt) as meaning 'clever trickster', 'tricky', 'trick' and cunning. Although now it's a more common surname in southern Ireland. It seems to actually be a fitting name for Chris.
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This guy is the sweetest and funniest...
Chris Pratt would make a great Indiana Jones
He is adorable 😁
I love Chris Pratt oh my god.
I love this guy
Pratt is 😍😍😍😍
I love this
He's a hoot 🤣
Sucks to be Marinna!
Chris Pratt is my spirit animal.
Started Parks and Rec recently, got to season 2 episode 8. And the last episode made me be 100% sure that I adore Andy.
here for chris 😍😍
I love him 😍
Shout out to Lake Stevens, WA
Chris is from Lake Stevens, WA? Right on! Another Washingtonion makes it big. 👍😎
The german joke tho xDD I got it straight away, and I still don't find it funny, but Chris' facial expressions absolutely do :D
Then you must have already known the joke. His words are not decipherable.
Love this knucklehead!!!
We need to get Chris in a drive thru to mess with people again
Best part of this is watching it with english captions on
lays an N shaped turd, sends it to your buddy with the caption "I couldnt afford to buy you a present so I made you one"
Lets let everybody know....that chris pratt.....came into his house with his honda bomb
UnknownPlayer Lazereth YO STAR-LORD SEND ME A HONDA BOMB TO MY HOME! :D
I GASPED at his German omg haha
Lmao the joke though 😂😂👍
I could get rich by how many times Jimmy said wow and got hyped for no reason
Norm McDonald told that exact same joke on Conan's show in the 90's
Norms was much funnier
Thank you!
I LOVE that the network bleeped the German version of the F-word. As if Conan has a huge audience here in the U.S. that speaks German and would've run scrambling to call the FCC on them.
I thought a best of Chris Pratt would be an hour long😁
He is almost perfect
Andy says: Here is ur oscar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I fucking love andy.
He's funny, he should be in a movie
WHAT A LAD
4:35 I never fully grasped what a proper ‘boomer’ joke was until I heard this man speak
Love him no homo
AS a German i can confirm that that Joke was not able to bei understood
he really is funny 👍
Lol, Chris did the Norm thing
He is so fucking handsome and hilarious!!!!!!! MY OVARIES!!!!
Chris Pratt=SIM
Its a MEEEEEEE
He looked like Annie when he was younger.
As a German i must say: The joke is hillarious! :D
As a german I dont even get the joke
It was either him or a rat…
I am starlord and I approve this message
I love hearing Chris mention my home town
What leader do I follow? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?
that joke though. hahaha
7:00 i laughed my ass off on this
CP IS FUNNY!
pratt is of anglo-saxon origin meaning "trick" as in a magicians trick , pre-7th century
Im a magician then XD
We almost got the gauntlet man
Starlord man 😏😏😏
The 9:25 was very funny. He's like a little kid😂😂
Pratt is Anglo-Saxon so it sort of has German origins but it comes from an old English Anglo-Saxon word meaning to play to fool. In the UK, the insult prat actually comes from the same origin as the name Pratt as does pratfall. We also say "stop pratting about" which means playing the fool, or "prattling on," which means talking incessantly about nothing. They are all derived from the same source as his name.
I already wanted to learn German in high school but now even more
Chris Pratt is a human meme.
That joke is from a book named “colombus day”