Is there a instrumental version of this? Don't get me wrong, the rap itself is amazing, but I want to hear what's up with the background, since that's also got some funk to it.
Now seems like a good time to tell everyone that there are captions for this video so if you want to admire the sentence mixing here you can enable them
@@wave9519 As far as we know, this was made by only one person, it's credited to berg8793 on Bancamp. If it was a collab between him and other people it would have probably been noted
Dk and eminem need to team up next kfad if there is one, and eminem should wear the godzilla costume from the fan animation of the song "godzilla" (so that it can be like godzilla and king kong), and they should get rips featuring kaiju as a source, or just from the godzilla franchise.
[LYRICS]: ♪ Here- here- here we go! ♪ ♪ Look, I was gonna go easy on you, and not to hurt your feelings ♪ ♪ But- I'm only going to get this one chance! ♪ ♪ Something's wrong, I can feel it… ♪ ♪ It's just a feeling I've got ♪ ♪ Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what ♪ ♪ If that means what I think it means ♪ ♪ We're in trouble. Big trouble. ♪ ♪ And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances. ♪ ♪ You were just what the doc ordered! ♪ ♪ I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪ ♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? ♪ ♪ They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot ♪ ♪ But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes ♪ ♪ I got a laptop in my back pocket ♪ ♪ My pen'll go off when I half-cock it ♪ ♪ Got a fat knot from that rap profit ♪ ♪ Made a living and a killing off it ♪ ♪ Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office ♪ ♪ With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his ♪ ♪ Nutshack! ♪ ♪ I'm an MC, still as honest ♪ ♪ But as rude and as indecent as all hell ♪ ♪ Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) ♪ ♪ This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop ♪ ♪ You don't really wanna get into a shooting match with this rappity brat ♪ ♪ Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac ♪ ♪ Backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack ♪ ♪ And at the exact same time ♪ ♪ I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that ♪ ♪ I'll still be able to break a coconut table ♪ ♪ Over the back of a couple of Kremlings and crack it in half ♪ ♪ Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact ♪ ♪ How could I not blow? All I do is drop ♪ ♪ Oranges, feel my wrath of attack ♪ ♪ Rappers are having a rough time period ♪ ♪ Here's a Maxi pad, it's actually disastrously bad ♪ ♪ For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪ ♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? ♪ ♪ Let me show you maintaining these spurts ain't that hard, that hard ♪ ♪ Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got ♪ ♪ Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance ♪ ♪ Everybody loves to root for a nuisance ♪ ♪ Hit the Earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since… ♪ ♪ MCs get taken to school with this music ♪ ♪ 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to “bust the rhyme” ♪ ♪ Now I lead a new school full of students ♪ ♪ Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A. ♪ ♪ Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim ♪ ♪ Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position ♪ ♪ To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct 'em ♪ ♪ Into the Ro-ro-ro-ro-rock n' Roll Hall of Fame ♪ ♪ Even though I walk in a church and burst in a ball of flames ♪ ♪ Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in ♪ ♪ Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame ♪ ♪ You Kremlings think it's all a game ♪ ♪ ‘Til I walk a flock of flames ♪ ♪ Off a plank and tell me what in the fridge are you thinking? ♪ ♪ No style, looking boy ♪ ♪ No grace, I can barely say it with a straight face, looking boy ♪ ♪ You're witnessing a massacre ♪ ♪ Like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy ♪ ♪ Oy vey, a funny face ♪ ♪ That's all they say, looking boy ♪ ♪ You get a thumbs up, pat on the back ♪ ♪ And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy ♪ ♪ Hey, looking boy, what d'you say, looking boy? ♪ ♪ I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy ♪ ♪ I'mma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for crap ♪ ♪ Get outta my face, looking boy ♪ ♪ Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable ♪ ♪ Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause ♪ ♪ I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪ ♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪ ♪ The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR ♪ ♪ Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God ♪ ♪ Kneel before General Zod, this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard ♪ ♪ So you be Thor and I'll be Odin ♪ ♪ You rodent, I'm omnipotent ♪ ♪ Let off, then I'm reloading ♪ ♪ Immediately with these grapes I'm totin' ♪ ♪ And I should not be woken, I'm the walking dead ♪ ♪ But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating ♪ ♪ But I got your mom performing ♪ ♪ I'm out my ramen noodle ♪ ♪ We have nothing in common, poodle ♪ ♪ I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil ♪ ♪ It's me, my honesty's brutal ♪ ♪ But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though for good ♪ ♪ At least once in a while so I wanna make sure ♪ ♪ Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes to ♪ ♪ Maybe try to help get some people through tough times ♪ ♪ But I gotta keep a few punchlines ♪ ♪ Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned rappers are hungry ♪ ♪ Looking at me like it's lunchtime ♪ ♪ I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground ♪ ♪ But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind ♪ ♪ So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine ♪ ♪ Appeal with the skin color of mine ♪ ♪ You get too big and here they come trying to ♪ ♪ Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP 1 ♪ ♪ When I tried to say ♪ ♪ I'll take several Kongs from DK Isle ♪ ♪ Put 'em all in a line, add some pineapple smells ♪ ♪ Peanuts, grapes, feathers, oranges and coconut shells, aww yeah! ♪ ♪ See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm ♪ ♪ Morphin' into an immortal, coming through the portal ♪ ♪ You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though ♪ ♪ And I don't know what the fridge that you rhyme for ♪ ♪ You're pointless as Rapunzel with funky cornrows ♪ ♪ You write normal? That isn't funny ♪ ♪ And I just bought a coconut gun from the future just to come and shoot ya ♪ ♪ Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad ♪ ♪ ‘Cause Fab said he fired in spurts at Mayweather’s pad ♪ ♪ Singin' to a man while he played piano ♪ ♪ Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel ♪ ♪ So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day ♪ ♪ "Hey, Fab, it's gonna hurt!" ♪ ♪ Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed ♪ ♪ (You're too slow!) Huh! ♪ ♪ Summa, lumma, dooma, lumma, you assuming I'm a human ♪ ♪ What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? ♪ ♪ Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ♪ ♪ Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you ♪ ♪ I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating ♪ ♪ How to give a SiIvaGunner audience a feeling like it's levitating ♪ ♪ Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting ♪ ♪ For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated ♪ ♪ I make elevating music, you make elevator music ♪ ♪ "Oh, he's too mainstream." ♪ ♪ Well, that's what they do, when they get jealous, they confuse it ♪ ♪ "It's not hip-hop, it's pop." ♪ ♪ 'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it ♪ ♪ With rock, shock rap with Doc ♪ ♪ Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it ♪ ♪ "I don't know how to make songs like that," ♪ ♪ "I don't know what words to use." ♪ ♪ Let me know when it occurs to you ♪ ♪ While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you ♪ ♪ It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you ♪ ♪ How many verses I gotta murder to? ♪ ♪ Prove that if you were half as nice ♪ ♪ Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to, huh! ♪ ♪ School flunky, pill junky ♪ ♪ But look at the accolades these skills brung me ♪ ♪ Full of myself, but still hungry ♪ ♪ I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to ♪ ♪ When I'm a million leagues above you ♪ ♪ Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek ♪ ♪ GET OUT! ♪ ♪ I'm drunk, so K. Rool, take the steering wheel ♪ ♪ I'm asleep in the front seat bumping Heavy D and the Boyz ♪ ♪ Still "chunky, but funky" ♪ ♪ But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling ♪ ♪ Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me… ♪ ♪ They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate ♪ ♪ But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had ♪ ♪ Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation ♪ ♪ And understand the discrimination ♪ ♪ But listen up! Life's handing you melons ♪ ♪ Make melonade then ♪ ♪ But if I can't batter the women ♪ ♪ How the fridge am I supposed to bake them a cake then? ♪ ♪ Don't mistake him for Satan ♪ ♪ It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas ♪ ♪ And take a vacation to trip a broad ♪ ♪ And make her fall on her face and ♪ ♪ Don't be a leader, be a king? ♪ ♪ Think not - why be a king ♪ ♪ When you could be a Kong? ♪ “Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss”, here I come!
Rap God should be the gold standard for anything that's sentence-mixable. This is amazing. Whoever made this, I hope you live a happy, fulfilling life. This is already in my Top 50 rips of all time.
The sentence mixing is really impressive, but I'm also in love with that instrumental track! That key change at 3:51 makes the song sound so much more like a Grant Kirkhope song
I just noticed that some melodies from DK64 are hidden in the backing track. 1:12 is Creepy Castle. 1:28 is the Angry Aztec melody. 4:56 sounds very familiar but I can't put a name to the tune. Probably missed a couple, but this just goes to show how much work went into this masterpiece.
and if he is as bananas as you say ITS GONNA HURT EDIT: god damn this is a sentence mixing masterpiece, especially with how its essentially family friendly by changing the swears to dk jokes
It's at least in part due to the fact that almost every syllable is it's own short sample, so you can rearrange them more easily. It's due to the limitations of the N64.
It's here. It's finally here. I've seen the progress of this rip come together over months, and it's just incredible EDIT: THIS RIP WON RIP OF THE YEAR AT THE SIIVACORD AWARDS 2020, BASK IN IT'S GLORY
This sentence mixing was definitely easier than Morshu Rap God, but this has custom rhymes and lyrics that hit as well as the custom backing track, so this is more impressive as a work of art
Wow, all the lyrics are cleverly censored... "How could I not blow? All I do is drop ORANGES, feel my wrath of attack" "You GREMLINS think it's all a game"
this is beyond art
Seeing your comments on siivagunner videos is amazing. Discovering Siivagunner is so fun
YO JACKFILMS JUST DISCOVERED THIS
Indeed
jacksfilms moment
Its rare that this comment was only 3 hours ago, and here I am.
I tweeted this out to Grant Kirkhope. He liked it.
Grand Kirkhope
@@Silver-bj8nt Gosh dang it; why didn't I think of that.
Lol I actually saw your tweet earlier
@@nolcrayus Really? Cool.
Tweet him the "unused" version. I wanna see his reaction
“Why be a king, when you can be a Kong?”
*Gold.*
ikr
6:02
Sounds like something Cr1tikal would say in a “The Real” video
Kongress
How about King Kong?
i will never top this
Ayyy, my mashup man.
I dont know if anyone will. This is probably my favorite siivagunner rip of all time.
Do a full version of Delphino Plaza Without Me and you'll have a real shot at it
Is there a instrumental version of this? Don't get me wrong, the rap itself is amazing, but I want to hear what's up with the background, since that's also got some funk to it.
Not with that attitude
Someone of the SilvaGunner team heard "if he is as bananas as you say" and had a divine epiphany.
God came down directly to give this theophany of a video 😂😂😂
I will smite you
That or "still chunky but funky"
That’s it.
No-one is allowed to make anymore DK Rap songs.
This is the peak.
That's actually a Siivagunner rule since 2016. I'm suprised even this was made.
We can still go even go further beyond
There's infinite possibilities with the DK Rap you know. Why stop now?
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 because siivagunner says so. 😔
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 We don;t want to make a mistake and sully the name.
There's no way K. Rool recovers from these BARS
He would cease life force at super sonic speeds
He been REAL quiet since this dropped.
After 64 he wasn’t seen for years. He needed over a decade to recover
@@ProjectEchoshadow It took King K Rool 19 Years to come back from those bars
King K. Rool burned to death from how fire this is
I can’t imagine how long this took to sentence mix...
About 100
3 months of on and off work
they're probably been making this since Rap God came out
@@AdrianSheepherd
7 years yep
@@AdrianSheepherd Before SiIvaGunner was even a thing?
I had the biggest smile on my face when I realized what this was.
same
It's DK Rap God
I love it
Same
Saaame
This is the most high quality shitpost in the history of mankind
That's the best way I've seen siivagunner described
All the checkmarks are here
It's more than a shitpost. it's a high quality rip
Well said Sans
NO ACTING 🗣🗣🚫🚫🚫🕺🕺🕺🕺
NO MAN 🗣🗣🗣🚫🚫🚫🚫🧑👨🦳👨🧔♂️🧔
NO THE 🗣🗣🌝🌝🌝⁉️⁉️💯💯
JUST STRAIGHT FACTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:28 He really took it to the fridge there.
I keep hearing the rapper say siivagunner help
@@funnyguy6387 it is. Turn on captions.
I T ‘ S G O N N A H U R T
666 likes
And then there’s Slim Shady
*He’s dead*
This may be the highest quality rip this whole year. Absolutely inctrdible.
Also I love that you made the "Feelin' on his Nutshack" joke.
My jaw hit the floor when rap god started lmao
Highest quality this year :
- This
- epic fnaf - circus (Solo Version)
- woodman with a penis music joke
Except for the mag fest rave
This is a 192kHz 24-bit rip.
“Life is no Nintendo game!” - Eminem, KFAD2
“Nintendo, bitch” -Eminem
Mother series: Am I a joke to you?
@@user-gk4jp6lt2b no tears until the end
"Still chunky, but funky" is so perfect of a line for this that I forgot it was in the original and wasn't made specifically for this song
Now seems like a good time to tell everyone that there are captions for this video so if you want to admire the sentence mixing here you can enable them
Thanks, Christopher Moon
Very cool
Honestly that's a really helpful comment, thanks for coming in clutch again
wait i just realized
Knowing how to sing this song by memory I don’t use subtitles 😩
WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION
this sentence mixing is crazy but can we talk about this instrumental
It's amazing. Hope it gets released as a bonus track on one of the albums or something.
EDIT: Looks like my wish was granted!
I know right?
@@SmaMan The instrumental was released?
the trombone at 1:41 is fucking incredible
@@SmaMan which album is the do rap god In?
*WHY BE A KING 👑*
*WHEN YOU CAN BE A KONG 🐵*
Reject humanity
Return to monke
And why be a rap god, when you can be a Rip god like siiva lol.
Even become a King Kong?
"Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss", here I come!
- Donkey Kong
4:38 did he just say “how to give a SilvaGunner audience a feeling like it's levitating”? 😭😭
Ye
Yes. I like the clever replacements of the profanities.
He also replaced nutsack with nutshack
@@danthewoodman8558 and he bought a coconut gun to shoot ya, and it fires in spurts
"Don't be a leader, be a king?
Think not - why be a king
When you could be a Kong?"
Bruh, I felt that KFAD scar
Morshu vs. DK rap battle should be a real video
Yes it should
Morshu runs at 60fps, DK64 at 30fps, there's a clear wienner
verbalase is typing...
You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubies
Sorry Link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmm, richer!
0:25 If you listen closely when dude says "Bananas" you can hear the DK "OHHHH." in the background
"Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?"
*Lanky Kong has entered the chat*
WE SKIPPING B. LOCKER WITH THIS ONE
best part of this is that the sound font changes to a different world every time they get to a Rap God break
@@bagelmeister2295 past your bedtime?
@@bagelmeister2295 the point of language is communication if you know what they meant then don't be a jerk.
@@ProjectEchoshadow what did they say
@@AffyMoon they argued about how soundfont wasn’t the correct terminology for what was meant.
whoa
I imagine Siiva taking months to rip this song. Impresive.
3 months of on and off work in fact
It was laminated
You are aware people submit songs - so the guy who made this probably had like 9 people working on it.
@@wave9519 As far as we know, this was made by only one person, it's credited to berg8793 on Bancamp. If it was a collab between him and other people it would have probably been noted
Siiva is legion. they are many and one.
I heard this over someone’s mic in a TF2 game once and never forgot it
"Top 10 Rappers Eninem was Afraid to Diss, here I come"
The lost KFAD Dual track
Dk and eminem need to team up next kfad if there is one, and eminem should wear the godzilla costume from the fan animation of the song "godzilla" (so that it can be like godzilla and king kong), and they should get rips featuring kaiju as a source, or just from the godzilla franchise.
@@DeltaOdyssey I have feeling that Eminem is going to be on a team with mr krabs and quto if there is another tournament
@@greenbear7925 can you explain a bit?
@@DeltaOdyssey Its probably a reference to that one mojo post where the three of them go on a panty raid iirc
@@DeltaOdyssey If there's another tournament, which is honestly pretty unlikely, I hope Em is teamed up with "Weird Al".
I have a discord channel called "chimp noises" dedicated to music mashups, and I've never found something so worthy.
[LYRICS]:
♪ Here- here- here we go! ♪
♪ Look, I was gonna go easy on you, and not to hurt your feelings ♪
♪ But- I'm only going to get this one chance! ♪
♪ Something's wrong, I can feel it… ♪
♪ It's just a feeling I've got ♪
♪ Like something's about to happen, but I don't know what ♪
♪ If that means what I think it means ♪
♪ We're in trouble. Big trouble. ♪
♪ And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances. ♪
♪ You were just what the doc ordered! ♪
♪ I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪
♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪
♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? ♪
♪ They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot ♪
♪ But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes ♪
♪ I got a laptop in my back pocket ♪
♪ My pen'll go off when I half-cock it ♪
♪ Got a fat knot from that rap profit ♪
♪ Made a living and a killing off it ♪
♪ Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office ♪
♪ With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his ♪
♪ Nutshack! ♪
♪ I'm an MC, still as honest ♪
♪ But as rude and as indecent as all hell ♪
♪ Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with) ♪
♪ This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop ♪
♪ You don't really wanna get into a shooting match with this rappity brat ♪
♪ Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac ♪
♪ Backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack ♪
♪ And at the exact same time ♪
♪ I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that ♪
♪ I'll still be able to break a coconut table ♪
♪ Over the back of a couple of Kremlings and crack it in half ♪
♪ Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact ♪
♪ How could I not blow? All I do is drop ♪
♪ Oranges, feel my wrath of attack ♪
♪ Rappers are having a rough time period ♪
♪ Here's a Maxi pad, it's actually disastrously bad ♪
♪ For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪
♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪
♪ Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? ♪
♪ Let me show you maintaining these spurts ain't that hard, that hard ♪
♪ Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got ♪
♪ Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance ♪
♪ Everybody loves to root for a nuisance ♪
♪ Hit the Earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since… ♪
♪ MCs get taken to school with this music ♪
♪ 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to “bust the rhyme” ♪
♪ Now I lead a new school full of students ♪
♪ Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A. ♪
♪ Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim ♪
♪ Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position ♪
♪ To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct 'em ♪
♪ Into the Ro-ro-ro-ro-rock n' Roll Hall of Fame ♪
♪ Even though I walk in a church and burst in a ball of flames ♪
♪ Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in ♪
♪ Is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame ♪
♪ You Kremlings think it's all a game ♪
♪ ‘Til I walk a flock of flames ♪
♪ Off a plank and tell me what in the fridge are you thinking? ♪
♪ No style, looking boy ♪
♪ No grace, I can barely say it with a straight face, looking boy ♪
♪ You're witnessing a massacre ♪
♪ Like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy ♪
♪ Oy vey, a funny face ♪
♪ That's all they say, looking boy ♪
♪ You get a thumbs up, pat on the back ♪
♪ And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy ♪
♪ Hey, looking boy, what d'you say, looking boy? ♪
♪ I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy ♪
♪ I'mma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for crap ♪
♪ Get outta my face, looking boy ♪
♪ Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable ♪
♪ Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause ♪
♪ I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God ♪
♪ All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod ♪
♪ The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR ♪
♪ Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God ♪
♪ Kneel before General Zod, this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard ♪
♪ So you be Thor and I'll be Odin ♪
♪ You rodent, I'm omnipotent ♪
♪ Let off, then I'm reloading ♪
♪ Immediately with these grapes I'm totin' ♪
♪ And I should not be woken, I'm the walking dead ♪
♪ But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating ♪
♪ But I got your mom performing ♪
♪ I'm out my ramen noodle ♪
♪ We have nothing in common, poodle ♪
♪ I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil ♪
♪ It's me, my honesty's brutal ♪
♪ But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though for good ♪
♪ At least once in a while so I wanna make sure ♪
♪ Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes to ♪
♪ Maybe try to help get some people through tough times ♪
♪ But I gotta keep a few punchlines ♪
♪ Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned rappers are hungry ♪
♪ Looking at me like it's lunchtime ♪
♪ I know there was a time where once I was king of the underground ♪
♪ But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind ♪
♪ So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine ♪
♪ Appeal with the skin color of mine ♪
♪ You get too big and here they come trying to ♪
♪ Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP 1 ♪
♪ When I tried to say ♪
♪ I'll take several Kongs from DK Isle ♪
♪ Put 'em all in a line, add some pineapple smells ♪
♪ Peanuts, grapes, feathers, oranges and coconut shells, aww yeah! ♪
♪ See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm ♪
♪ Morphin' into an immortal, coming through the portal ♪
♪ You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though ♪
♪ And I don't know what the fridge that you rhyme for ♪
♪ You're pointless as Rapunzel with funky cornrows ♪
♪ You write normal? That isn't funny ♪
♪ And I just bought a coconut gun from the future just to come and shoot ya ♪
♪ Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad ♪
♪ ‘Cause Fab said he fired in spurts at Mayweather’s pad ♪
♪ Singin' to a man while he played piano ♪
♪ Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel ♪
♪ So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day ♪
♪ "Hey, Fab, it's gonna hurt!" ♪
♪ Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed ♪
♪ (You're too slow!) Huh! ♪
♪ Summa, lumma, dooma, lumma, you assuming I'm a human ♪
♪ What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? ♪
♪ Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ♪
♪ Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you ♪
♪ I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating ♪
♪ How to give a SiIvaGunner audience a feeling like it's levitating ♪
♪ Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting ♪
♪ For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating ♪
♪ 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated ♪
♪ I make elevating music, you make elevator music ♪
♪ "Oh, he's too mainstream." ♪
♪ Well, that's what they do, when they get jealous, they confuse it ♪
♪ "It's not hip-hop, it's pop." ♪
♪ 'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it ♪
♪ With rock, shock rap with Doc ♪
♪ Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it ♪
♪ "I don't know how to make songs like that," ♪
♪ "I don't know what words to use." ♪
♪ Let me know when it occurs to you ♪
♪ While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you ♪
♪ It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you ♪
♪ How many verses I gotta murder to? ♪
♪ Prove that if you were half as nice ♪
♪ Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to, huh! ♪
♪ School flunky, pill junky ♪
♪ But look at the accolades these skills brung me ♪
♪ Full of myself, but still hungry ♪
♪ I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to ♪
♪ When I'm a million leagues above you ♪
♪ Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek ♪
♪ GET OUT! ♪
♪ I'm drunk, so K. Rool, take the steering wheel ♪
♪ I'm asleep in the front seat bumping Heavy D and the Boyz ♪
♪ Still "chunky, but funky" ♪
♪ But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling ♪
♪ Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me… ♪
♪ They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate ♪
♪ But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had ♪
♪ Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation ♪
♪ And understand the discrimination ♪
♪ But listen up! Life's handing you melons ♪
♪ Make melonade then ♪
♪ But if I can't batter the women ♪
♪ How the fridge am I supposed to bake them a cake then? ♪
♪ Don't mistake him for Satan ♪
♪ It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas ♪
♪ And take a vacation to trip a broad ♪
♪ And make her fall on her face and ♪
♪ Don't be a leader, be a king? ♪
♪ Think not - why be a king ♪
♪ When you could be a Kong? ♪
“Top 10 Rappers Eminem was Afraid to Diss”, here I come!
I could be wrong but it almost sounded more like "♪ Immediately with these rips I'm totin' ♪"
@@theharvardyard2356 Ahah these are taken from the captions/transcript which I assume were made by the team, but I see how it sounds like that!
I love how it says Nutshack instead of nutsack
Im about to end this whole man's career caption's exist
easy 277 likes by copy pasting the transcript i see
going in the unironically god playlist
going in the unironically kong playlist
Hmmm yes unironically god
@@thehuman2cs715 it really is godly tho
"And if he's as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances."
Eminem: “Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box?”
Lanky: Hold my bananas.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how insane that sentence-mashing is? What a masterpiece of a rip.
Rap God should be the gold standard for anything that's sentence-mixable.
This is amazing. Whoever made this, I hope you live a happy, fulfilling life. This is already in my Top 50 rips of all time.
5:22 no joke that GET OUT! is so perfectly timed and makes this so hype
This is legitimately the final form of this song. This is the Kefka Phase 4 of DK Raps.
"They said I rap like a robot"
While the sentence mixing sounds exactly like a text-to-speech program...
This is beautiful
YES!!! I BEEN ASKING FOR THIS MUSHUP EVER SINCE I FOUND OUT THAT DONKEY KONG WAS AGAINST EMINEM IN ROUND 1 OF KFAD!
I've been waiting ever since "When Diddy's Gone" on Norwegian Recycling's Donkey Business album.
“Oh vey, that funny face!”
I’m literally in tears omfg
"Life's handing you melons? Make melonade then!"
Why was that the one that got me so badly?
The sentence mixing is really impressive, but I'm also in love with that instrumental track!
That key change at 3:51 makes the song sound so much more like a Grant Kirkhope song
I just noticed that some melodies from DK64 are hidden in the backing track.
1:12 is Creepy Castle.
1:28 is the Angry Aztec melody.
4:56 sounds very familiar but I can't put a name to the tune.
Probably missed a couple, but this just goes to show how much work went into this masterpiece.
The 4:56 song is one of the bonus minigame themes
1:12 is actually Krem Isle (a minor version of the DK Isle theme). 4:56 is Mad Maze Maul.
@@JovianCloudfarmer theres also 3:28 which I'm pretty sure is the boss cutscene music
And there's also 3:06 which I think is Tiny's Saxophone Slam
If 4:56 is not from DK64, it's definitely tower of tragedy from banjo tooie
@@BonziBUDDY It's Mad Maze Maul
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A RAP GOD RIP FOR FOREVER
Rip god
@@HoldenD.Snutts i want this reply to get more likes than OP.
Why is your mouth metaknight
What's insane about this is how listenable it actually is.
and if he is as bananas as you say
ITS GONNA HURT
EDIT: god damn this is a sentence mixing masterpiece, especially with how its essentially family friendly by changing the swears to dk jokes
*ABLE TO BREAK A COCONUT TABLE OVER THE BACK OF A COUPLE OF GREMLINS AND CRACK IT IN HALF*
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0:54 don’t think we didn’t hear what you did
it’s the dk CREW
How is the DK Rap so sentence mixable? It never fails to amaze me
It's at least in part due to the fact that almost every syllable is it's own short sample, so you can rearrange them more easily. It's due to the limitations of the N64.
My college doesn't allow us to listen to music because of possible violent themes, so I listen to this and now they don't care.
Lol
Is your college run by Puritans?
It’s been awhile since we’ve gotten a DK Rap rip
@The Beta Gang Guess this one was good enough to bring it back.
@The Beta Gang banned?
@@scrabblehandforaname why is cirus legal but not the dk rap?
@@scrabblehandforaname slider?
dk rap rips are always gold smh why they gotta fun police it
"what in the fridge are you thinking" is something i'll start quoting now
Legend says King K. Rool only showed up in remakes, spin-offs and crossovers after this
Oh he's definitely as BANANAS as you say
It's here. It's finally here.
I've seen the progress of this rip come together over months, and it's just incredible
EDIT: THIS RIP WON RIP OF THE YEAR AT THE SIIVACORD AWARDS 2020, BASK IN IT'S GLORY
0:16 ok but this beat is so good
"Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek
G E T O U T!"
almost died at that
I had my mouth open for every second of this rip when it got going.
There needs to be an S+++-Tier Rips playlist, just for this.
Wow, rare truly were ahead of their time
I HEARD SIIVAS NAME IN THERE SOMEONE NEEDS TO TRANSCRIBE THE LYRICS
@@temporalCaster turn on captions
theres a lot of references
This sentence mixing was definitely easier than Morshu Rap God, but this has custom rhymes and lyrics that hit as well as the custom backing track, so this is more impressive as a work of art
Words cannot describe how amazing this is.
This sentence mixing is beyond legendary holy shit
The amount of sentence mixing in this would make GMod and SFM animators around the world proud.
3:54 the best line in DK rap meme history
"How to give a SiIvaGunna audience a feeling like it's levitating"
Diddy, I'm starting to feel like a Rap Kong
Can't starting to feel like he is if he already was one
The way the different stage themes were intertwined too. Truly an impressive rip 🙏
This even has most of the leitmotifs in DK64.
"You rodent, im omnipotent" doesn't even sound like sentence mixing
I still can't believe how fucking amazing this is lol
Only the truest fax
Holy shit, this is insanely impressive given the material you’re working from haha
The missing third dual between DK and Eminem is back
let's hope they team up if there ever is another tournament
6:09 "Top 10 Rappers Eminem Was Afraid To Diss, here I come..."
"You make elevating music, I make high quality rips"
We were on the edge of greatness, but Siivagunner audience was still perfect
4:30
The moment everyone wants to see
Someone paste the lyrics please.
Damn right
0:00
The moment everyone wants to see
@@Scooton You can check the subtitles
@@nicolasxd7717 thanks
whoever made this better be feeling like a sentence mixing god
This is amazing.
Like holy crap, how long did this take?!?
According to the rip creator, three months.
@@vvsvlogsYT wow, that's some dedication
@@vvsvlogsYT Quality Takes Time.
This vs the morshu version. A rap battle for the ages.
Is there an instrumental version? Because even without the raps its a fucking epic DK64 medley/beat.
Yes there is
Even after all this time, "Why be a king, when you can be a Kong" is such a hard line to go out on.
You've made the best DK Rap meme. There's nowhere to go from here but downhill. This video is going to blow up. I can feel it.
Laugh all you want
This legit helps me focus
So yeah, thanks
Who's laughing? This shit is the shit.
1 MILLION BABY WOOO STILL THE BEST RIP EVER
"And then there's Chunky!"
"...He's funky."
And Chunky Kong said...
Nothing, you idiots! Chunky Kong's dead! He's locked up in my basement!
@@SchizoidMan1989 At least he isn't Cranky.
Cranky's in the fridge...
@@ElijahW2003 And Diddy‘s dead too!
funky fresh beats
Wow, all the lyrics are cleverly censored...
"How could I not blow? All I do is drop ORANGES, feel my wrath of attack"
"You GREMLINS think it's all a game"
masterpiece. arguably the greatest rip ever created
So that’s why they call him Funky Kong.
That final line was *phenomenal.*
the sentence mixing on this is so clean wtf
3:52 "i'll take several kongs from dk isle" lmao
the kong himself has ascended to grand dad level territory
I’m actually speechless.
They sucked the words outta you
This is legitimately one of my favorite rips in a long while, this is legitimately golden. Thank you for this work of art.
No joke, this is in the running for the best rip on the channel.
Finally listened to all 6 minutes and my mind has been fried
I'm in awe of how much effort has been put into this
DK rap has ascended to far greater levels of Kong than ever before. This is truly a masterpiece.
The coconut table fucking killed me.
"How to give a SiivaGunner audience a feeling like it's levitating" This rip is the hardest thing I've ever heard in my life
Dk rap rips will always be funny and you won't be able to change my mind.
Edit:This is the best one so far. Definitely
“Why be a king? When you can be a kong?” That’s what made me like this masterpiece
Friggin' superb. Big thanks to Mariic for introducing me to this one.
He can stretch his arms, if he needs to slap-box