Conversation Titles: CL4P-TP Purposes Quantum Predictor Field Claptrap's Drink Holder "Feminine" Names Methods of Melee Molotov Cocktease Advertising by Morse Code Why Aren't You Insane? How Ash Lost His Hand Business Benefits What Is Sam? A Dog Playing Poker Sam and Drinks Grade-A Weird Why Max No Longer Plays Freelance Police Weapons Hats Why is the Player Here? The Player is Simply the Player Some Real Action
Me as player: I've had problems with women...Sam: Haven't we all? They fickle and mysterious creatures. Me: Yeah, there's this one girl I like, Claire? I was gonna ask her out. Brock: And she was a alien or something? Me: No...she was out of her mind nutso crazy! Sam: Crazy like Prince "let's get crazy" or crazy like Rasputin crazy? Me: Like "We the jury find the defendant.." crazy. She tried to hack up her roommate with a butcher knife. She was off her meds.....and there ya go. Ash: So she was nuts before? I can tell ya about this one lady, Sheila? She was nuts too...was a deadite for a bit. Claptrap: Did ya have to kill her? Ash: Nah, Robbie. Just wasn't meant to be. Brock: Sooo...what happened to Claire? Me: She's in Orlando....recuperating, if you know what I mean. Ash: Shacked up in the loony bin, huh? Me: you got it. Brock: Ya gotta watch out for those crazy chicks, man. One minute they kiss you the next, they are trying to shoot you with a death ray.
Man, Patrick Warburton’s fitting for every single character, even if his range is minimal! My personal favorites are this character, Ken, Titan, Agamemnon & Lemony Snicket. I kinda wish my voice was as manly as his!
“Oh, we’re unionized up the yin-Yang, Brocko. Low deductible medical, full dental and vision, matching 401k, and a generous life insurance policy. Which is nice considering all the Deadites. What about you?”
@@samcase9328 “Eh, it's pretty much the same in the OSI, except for the life insurance on account of well, you know, the mortality rate. How about you, Sam?”
@@samcase9328 “What Mr. Williams is trying to say is that due to an ancient and unspeakable curse, he is unable to relate the horrifying circumstances that led to the removal of his hand without risking his immortal soul and/or this entire plane of existence. My translation software is a little fuzzy on this point.”
4:22 Cmon that’s a load of BS. You mean to tell me that TellTale couldn’t put in the simple explanation of “evil demonic spirits got into my hand and it went bad on me so I was forced to lop it off with a chainsaw” But they’ll be fine letting Brock Sampson discuss sex and violence with dialogue cues? Gimme a break.
1:26 I'm guessing this is a reference to Mass Effects given one of the characters is named Ashley Williams. I have a feeling our Ash wouldn't be happy that some xenophobic bitch shares his name.
![Brock's Best Quotes [Venture Bros]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dLihCCQgBf0/mqdefault.jpg)
This may be the best video ever created on the internet. I cried tears of joy from the beginning to the end.
“Not much of a drinker are you Sam?”
"Oh, I drink all the time. Milk, water, Banang, Fountains of Youth, magical elixirs..."
@@greatsageclok-roo9013 “Corn dog smoothies, contraband energy drinks, sacred monkey sweat.”
@@RacerGuy450 "But I usually steer away from the devil's drink, yeah"
@@rene9adekni9ht97 "Don't like the taste?"
@@dianeaishamonday9125 "Nah, it's just kinda lost its allure when I found out that it wasn't made by the devil."
Your hand has been possessed by the marketing department
BANANG!
Conversation Titles:
CL4P-TP Purposes
Quantum Predictor Field
Claptrap's Drink Holder
"Feminine" Names
Methods of Melee
Molotov Cocktease
Advertising by Morse Code
Why Aren't You Insane?
How Ash Lost His Hand
Business Benefits
What Is Sam?
A Dog Playing Poker
Sam and Drinks
Grade-A Weird
Why Max No Longer Plays
Freelance Police Weapons
Hats
Why is the Player Here?
The Player is Simply the Player
Some Real Action
Everybody's friends in the Multiverse.
6:10 The implication that Steve makes really good minitacos gives me life
“Ash” almost went away until the likes of Williams and Ketchum dominated the millennials so it’s got another couple decades around to be a guy name.
7:35 ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME MY BABY BOY IS BILINGUAL 😍😍😍
Me as player: I've had problems with women...Sam: Haven't we all? They fickle and mysterious creatures. Me: Yeah, there's this one girl I like, Claire? I was gonna ask her out. Brock: And she was a alien or something? Me: No...she was out of her mind nutso crazy! Sam: Crazy like Prince "let's get crazy" or crazy like Rasputin crazy? Me: Like "We the jury find the defendant.." crazy. She tried to hack up her roommate with a butcher knife. She was off her meds.....and there ya go. Ash: So she was nuts before? I can tell ya about this one lady, Sheila? She was nuts too...was a deadite for a bit. Claptrap: Did ya have to kill her? Ash: Nah, Robbie. Just wasn't meant to be. Brock: Sooo...what happened to Claire? Me: She's in Orlando....recuperating, if you know what I mean. Ash: Shacked up in the loony bin, huh? Me: you got it. Brock: Ya gotta watch out for those crazy chicks, man. One minute they kiss you the next, they are trying to shoot you with a death ray.
Man, Patrick Warburton’s fitting for every single character, even if his range is minimal! My personal favorites are this character, Ken, Titan, Agamemnon & Lemony Snicket. I kinda wish my voice was as manly as his!
Will you upload the lines characters say when buying them drinks?
Those lines are in the individual characters' 'Reactions & Responses' videos.
I wish they did a poker night 3 with Brock Samson Darth Vader Peter griffin and sam. and the host is wheatly
“I don’t wanna pry, but what kind of Bennies are they offering at S-Mart these days?”
“Oh, we’re unionized up the yin-Yang, Brocko. Low deductible medical, full dental and vision, matching 401k, and a generous life insurance policy. Which is nice considering all the Deadites. What about you?”
@@samcase9328 “Eh, it's pretty much the same in the OSI, except for the life insurance on account of well, you know, the mortality rate. How about you, Sam?”
@@RacerGuy450 “Uh, well… Every Christmas, the comissioner gives us a floaty pen from a different state. I think we’re up to Missouri now.”
@@MrRed93 “Oh, that sucks.”
This is so amazing!!
1:05 This is probably said if you got claptrap his drink
It is.
So, how’d you lose the hand?
“I can’t talk about it.”
@@samcase9328 Too stressful?
@@RacerGuy450 “No, it’s just...” *Eldritch Babbling*
@@samcase9328 “What Mr. Williams is trying to say is that due to an ancient and unspeakable curse, he is unable to relate the horrifying circumstances that led to the removal of his hand without risking his immortal soul and/or this entire plane of existence. My translation software is a little fuzzy on this point.”
@@samcase9328 “what he said”
4:22
Cmon that’s a load of BS. You mean to tell me that TellTale couldn’t put in the simple explanation of “evil demonic spirits got into my hand and it went bad on me so I was forced to lop it off with a chainsaw”
But they’ll be fine letting Brock Sampson discuss sex and violence with dialogue cues?
Gimme a break.
What part of "without risking this entire plane of existence" did you not catch?
You gotta realize that Army of Darkness is held under different rights holders than Evil Dead 2
1:26 I'm guessing this is a reference to Mass Effects given one of the characters is named Ashley Williams. I have a feeling our Ash wouldn't be happy that some xenophobic bitch shares his name.
1:54 3:53