Yeah but no one listened then. Now, people like Murphy are scared to go back into standup because of those extremists who are overtly sensitive and would waste energy and time trying to ruin people like this.
Why is there always someone bitching about "feminism"? Man, I swear , you can watch a video on Asian golden lizards in the Himalayas of Nepal and there will be some God damn tool of a person in the comments whining, "This was before feminism destroyed everything."
I saw this in the movie theater when it came out in 1987. People in the theater were drunk, stoned, and one guy behind me was even smoking a joint. What a blast!
@@errolgonsalves3778 and kicked her out so fast when she tried to pull some shit her head was spinning in a daze for a good while. Loved how he handled her, demanded a DNA test straight up. Don't fuck with Eddie, he means business and knows what time it is unlike Chris rock who was on caught slipping
L.M.I.C UK When people use the term 'a pinch of salt', they usually mean to say it might not be true which is opposite to what you're trying to get across.
One thing I learned from studying people is that when somebody says something that's not meant to be offensive, and people still get offended, it shows just who the people are. Like Eddie for example, he was talking about how some American women are ultimate opportunists and they will fuck a man to fuck him over. If any woman gets offended by that, that's because you are probably one of those women who are guilty of that. The greatest thing about comedy is how you can tell the truth between the jokes!
This is a comedy skit, but Eddie was actually foreshadowing. This is good advice for men who have foreign wives. Don't let them fuck with American women on any meaningful level!
dreaded00 I'm from Ghana and I love Eddie he pokes fun at everyone African Americans, Italians Americans,gays everyone gets it it's called great comedy if it didn't make you cringe a little bit it wouldn't be funny.
If anything, this became anti-American, when Mfufu went to America, got Americanized by her American female friends and asked for 'half'! 'Eddie, what have you done for me, lately'.....?
Black women are real pros, when it comes to that.My ex girlfriend had a friend like that always trying to pump bogus ideas in her head on our relationship.
Wow! Before Kevin Samuels was Eddie Murphy! Women divorcing there husbands, taking half when they didn't work for it, and SINGLE WOMEN KEEPING WOMEN SINGLE!
I see a lot of Africans are carried away by the words, riding naked on the zebra in Africa, and they seem too embarrassed. As non-Africans though we understand not to take his words literally as the fact. These words have a different meaning in a different context.
@Xteeler Because the crowd didn't expect Umfufu to know a Janet Jackson song. Eddie was so hip and ahead of his time back then. He is definitely one of the greats
What are you? A fuckin idiot! Why would you want that. This is exactly whats wrong with the world, sick and twisted. Loop naai jou eie hand as jy dit wil he, dom etter! Translate that
The way he uses the "what have you done for me lately?" line with 3 separate characters in Raw is pure genius
Yesssssssss
In standup its called " a callback". Go to any standup show and more than likely you see it done
Exactly what I was thinking I was looking for a third one but couldn't have ever seen it coming
Yeah genius move to do it the 3rd time . Usually only the one callback
Coming to America in reverse lol
This comment deserves an Oscar
You mean Bringing To America
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't. I'm dead
Flawless comment.
"Eddie talks about finding a wife in Africa" is the most polite way to explain an Eddie Murphy joke.
YOU TREAT ME ILIKE ANEEMALL!
Iwantwhat'scomintomeeeeeee!
He's the master of talking fast. I couldn't even do a rehearsed mcdonalds order at that speed
Thats why i like him nowadays stand up comedy its too slow ..
This never stops being funny it’s already just as funny as the first time
Theres so much truth behind this comedy bit. Brilliant.
So, it's been like this since the 80's.
No, it's been like this forever
60s
Steve Weiner hahaha
Steve Weiner I think it began when the sexual revolution happened in the early 20th century.
Not really, a very small percentage of women. Women had a bit more shame, integrity and decency then.
We need comedians like this in these times.
talk about a well aged comment xD Happy New Year 2022!
@@ZachLry indeed….indeed
They’ll get canceled in a minute
Calling women b*tches? Right. We need to get rid of african american socalled culture
Get out more there's loads of them .
“You was naked on a zebra last week.” See they always forget where they came from
His deliveries were so lightning quick. You could barely finish laughing at one joke and he was on to another.
2:31 EDDIE!
kills me everytime
PS: 3:17 AHAHAHAHA
Bane S. lool watching venom and all i can hear is EDDIE! loooool
@@npcimknot958LMAO
Aj want to tok to youuu!
he's just a brilliant comic..he can tie in his material and make it all make sense...
Lol
I don't care Eddie, i'm American woman now, I want whats coming to me! lollll
Hardeep Chahal HOFF!
What you want baby
LOL. 30 years later and thanks to feminism, it is funnier than EVER.
Funnier, or more terrifying?
We had feminism back then, too.
Yeah but no one listened then. Now, people like Murphy are scared to go back into standup because of those extremists who are overtly sensitive and would waste energy and time trying to ruin people like this.
Why is there always someone bitching about "feminism"? Man, I swear , you can watch a video on Asian golden lizards in the Himalayas of Nepal and there will be some God damn tool of a person in the comments whining, "This was before feminism destroyed everything."
It is sad and horrific
Go back home in style girl 😂
Cut that big afro shit off 😂
"EDDIE!! What have you done fo me LATELY?!?"
I saw this in the movie theater when it came out in 1987. People in the theater were drunk, stoned, and one guy behind me was even smoking a joint. What a blast!
If only he remembered his own words before he started running with Scary Spice.
+ECO473 He nevered married Scary. Knocked her up.
+Errol Gonsalves Agreed; it was years later when he took up with Scary.
@@errolgonsalves3778 I did not know this sheet
@@errolgonsalves3778 and kicked her out so fast when she tried to pull some shit her head was spinning in a daze for a good while. Loved how he handled her, demanded a DNA test straight up. Don't fuck with Eddie, he means business and knows what time it is unlike Chris rock who was on caught slipping
"UMFUFU"
I swear I woke up our neighbors the first time I saw this on TH-cam
:D :D :D died also. EDDDIEEEEEEEEE. I want to talk to youuuu :D
Everybody needs an OOMFOOFOO !
Yes but not those who turn into those yelling "half!"
@nmacog 😂😂😂
I hear so many of his characters from movies that wasn't created yet, Lol😂😂😂
OMG 😂😍
God bless Eddie! A class act! A true genius! Go Eddie go! All my love!
Best comedy last 30 years Best what a genius Timing perfect
Bits from Eddie's stand ups have been recited in many rap and R&B songs. That shows you how funny and influential he is.
One of the best standups of alll muthafukin time...💯💯💯
I WANT AHF ETTIE!!!
Half Give Me Half Eddie Give me half mr.fu*ck man laughed so hard😂😂😂
I'd like to see Eddie watch his stand-ups with his kids.
Hell!! his kids are adults now why not. I am sure they already saw this shit
He said ages ago he did what he had to do to make it in Hollywood. he has said he would never make this type of thing now.
@@splittingatoms804 yeah in their thirties.
Omg I been learning Swedish for a year and came upon this and the subtitles are gold😂😂😂
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY!!!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! There's so much truth to Murphy's act, I don't know whether to laugh at his humor, or cry about the facts of the matter. Outstanding!
Classic! Even dated by the Janet Jackson reference it's still howlingly funny...
"Eddie, What have You Done For Me Lately?"
With Eddie if you take it with a pinch of salt you will see the truth
+L.M.I.C UK ?
Lord Humungus some people will get offended when there is a hint of truth to this ...
L.M.I.C UK When people use the term 'a pinch of salt', they usually mean to say it might not be true which is opposite to what you're trying to get across.
+L.M.I.C UK True. Some people will get offended at anything. It seems like they just look around for reasons to get offended.
+Mene Tekel so true
What? 30 years later and it is even worse. Sadly, it has only gotten worse.
find urself a nekkid zebra bitch
Who else watching in Spring 2019(?)
One thing I learned from studying people is that when somebody says something that's not meant to be offensive, and people still get offended, it shows just who the people are. Like Eddie for example, he was talking about how some American women are ultimate opportunists and they will fuck a man to fuck him over. If any woman gets offended by that, that's because you are probably one of those women who are guilty of that. The greatest thing about comedy is how you can tell the truth between the jokes!
This is more relevant today than any day ever
Eddie rules!!! He is the reason the name of our band is The Clarences!!!
xoxo The Clarences
The original passport bro
This is a comedy skit, but Eddie was actually foreshadowing. This is good advice for men who have foreign wives. Don't let them fuck with American women on any meaningful level!
dreaded00 How do you not "let" a grown woman do anything? How does that work? you got chains or something?
dreaded00 I'm from Ghana and I love Eddie he pokes fun at everyone African Americans, Italians Americans,gays everyone gets it it's called great comedy if it didn't make you cringe a little bit it wouldn't be funny.
MsRadical no first repeal the 19th Amendment, then we put chain on a woman.
Any woman would do that.
I always lose my shit when he does the African bush bitch with an attitude voice! 🤣 “Eddie! I want whatz commanameeee!”
you can buy all the zebras and bones you want HAHAHAHA I almost pissed myself
jay z- girls girls girls
Good catch!
Exactly what popped in my head lol
ITS THE F*CK YOU MAN!!!! 🤣 😂 🤣. Eddie was a brilliant comic
Damn i can't stop laughing !! Hahahaha omg you're the man eddie ! Now gimme half ! Lol
Loved Eddie Murphy films Delicious and Raw. I think he should do an updated stage performance, he will smash it.
Delirious
This is an absolute treasure. It still gets me any time I watch it!
HALF!
"Butt naked on a zebra with a big fucked up afro" what an immortal line. Crying with laughter here
Simply Red is one awesome performer....I just love him.He needs to tour the United States.
If anything, this became anti-American, when Mfufu went to America, got Americanized by her American female friends and asked for 'half'! 'Eddie, what have you done for me, lately'.....?
A man ahead of his time.
Unreal , so talented better than maybe most everyone
Eddie is in rare form here so gifted
He was truly one of the all time best at stand up! Gone Eddie Murphy!!!!
"murphy marries bush bitch" that had me cryin into my pillow
that's the funniest joke in his career.i'm african so i wasn't amused but i couldn't help to laugh.
'They will throw a monkey wrench in your whole programme' 😂😂😂👏
Black women are real pros, when it comes to that.My ex girlfriend had a friend like that always trying to pump bogus ideas in her head on our relationship.
"The last thing they wanna see is you got some trained bush bitch in yo house"
*dies*
Omg this is so fucking hilarious Eddie Murphy at he's best complete legend
I am African and FFS "buck naked zebra bitch" holy shit....LOL I love Eddie Murphy.
umfoompfu LMAO
When he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit ever
YOU TREAT ME LIKE ANIMAL :D :D :D
hahahaha, this is cracking me up! The man is a genius!
LMAO!! I will always love Eddie Murphy. He is the one and only KIng of Comedy!!!
djungelbrud, who knew?
Before it was called passport Bros 😂
when my wife is pissed at me... giving me the silent treatment... i do the oumfufu voice..... gets me off the couch every time..
hahahaha" u were but naked on a zebra last month but im americain now " hahaha
"Fucked up afro" is redundant.
How so
Wow! Before Kevin Samuels was Eddie Murphy! Women divorcing there husbands, taking half when they didn't work for it, and SINGLE WOMEN KEEPING WOMEN SINGLE!
"The African Enquirer" 😁
"Angela Davis see it and go 'Goddamn, that's some fucked up shit...'."
This wasn't comedy this was prophecy lmao
Funniest stand up EVER. Beats everyone.
Its always good to know how to say Murphy marries bush bitch in a foreign language, very useful phrase, really gets to the details.
I think the Swedish subs make the sketch even funnier.
Eddie you are the man
"I want what's coming to me!" Tony Montana, Scarface. At least when a man says it he means by his own sweat 😂😂
EDDEEEEEEE!? WHAT HAVE U DONE FOR ME LATELY?!
Oh ghod! It's so funny! I've seen it dozens of times and still laugh my ass off!
I wish he come back and do an HBO special
EDDIE!! EDDIIIEEEE!!! WHATTAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LAYTELEEEEEE!!!
Just love how he says "A big FFFFFFucked afro!" Angela Davis - "Gad damn!"
I see a lot of Africans are carried away by the words, riding naked on the zebra in Africa, and they seem too embarrassed. As non-Africans though we understand not to take his words literally as the fact. These words have a different meaning in a different context.
@Xteeler Because the crowd didn't expect Umfufu to know a Janet Jackson song. Eddie was so hip and ahead of his time back then. He is definitely one of the greats
OMG I LOVE THIS PART IN RAW!!!!
Imagine this gig today.
Yeah. My kind of woman
I bet Eddie is wishing he took his own advice right about now after getting his divorce XDDDDD
His voices are the craziest lol
I love this...so funny!
miss the old eddie. It would be funny seeing him do this act today.
yeaah. he`s not some stupid guy that thinks everybody in Africa are riding zebras. it`s just comedy....
The irony is he’s married to a young white woman now. . . 😂
Eddie!! What have you done for me lately... Lmfao!!!
I was hoping the Swedish subtitles would go off on a wild tangent, like in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". 😋
"Unfufu"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we need robot women, until they have rights...
What are you? A fuckin idiot! Why would you want that. This is exactly whats wrong with the world, sick and twisted. Loop naai jou eie hand as jy dit wil he, dom etter! Translate that
Get a Twerking butt.....
@@topcat9961 nah