I didn't immediately rush to the comments to point out your mispronunciation. I have however never kissed a girl. Edit 2020: I would like to announce that I have since kissed a girl. Hooray.
"The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed" @ 22:03 - 22:04 "Watch the Sunday Gang in Harajuku" @ 27:20 - 27:21 Now where have I heard that before? He asked as he liked his own comment.
"If only we had some sort of other ebook reader to actually check the formatting with. But unfortunately I do not have an Amazon Kindle handy. Especially not this one." Brilliant.
I know that this is an old video, but I do like the fact that the comic he was showing was a comic about Fair Use. I have indeed seen what he did there. XD
My wife is vision impared, and after a bit of research I found it made sense for her to use a tablet rather than an ereader or magnifying glass as it allowed for so many options. Yes I have an Amazon account, just as well as she is a voracious reader.
***** Congratulations. You just insulted somebody who couldn't give a fuck about your opinion if his life depended on it. _the rest of the comment is redacted so it isn't taken the wrong way_
Punk Fuzzent not really. I just had an urge to try to think of the most offensive and 'taboo' thing I could write. I mainly just said that as a writing exercise of sorts. I don't care what somebody who obviously isn't educated about furries has to say about them. It's not like I'm going to change the mind of the "hurr u fuck animals furfag" guys, so I take what they say with a grain of salt. Sometimes I like to make a game out of it though and see what kind of shock value I can go for
Yeah, I see now that it was kind of stupid. I guess I should have given into the Reddit and/or /b/ humor that's sweeping the Internet and said "gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 i can rel8 and will masturb8 to that st8ment top kek" or something
Javier Delgado I know who Christopher Walken is. But it would be silly for me to change my last name to be the same. I assume that Young Discord was joking. But even if I did take it seriously, my first name still starts with a "K" and not "Ch".
Sorry, but I think any ebook reader with an LCD screen is just a cheap tablet. E ink is what makes a true ebook reader: Confortable reading as it is in real paper, and battery lasts ages. Also, ebook readers are dedicated computers. Kindle has pratically no functions unrelated to reading, it's main screen is an index of your books and documents, and the included browser is good for little else than diplaying text. There isn't even a calculator (at least the paper white doesn't). I think this is important, as the absence of other features allows the device to have minimal (and cheap) hardware but perfect performance. If you want to do other stuff, like playing games and watching videos, buy a honest tablet or smartphone, not a fake ebook reader.
Its so awesome having 2 Ashens videos running together... Its like Ashens has gone completey crazy and is raving mad talking about 2 unrelated things! ;D
This was Stuarts hit list secretly sent to Chef Excellence to whack since he moonlights as a gun for hire, whilst very full. Everyone knew ashens was the worlds biggest underground tat dealer, but NOOOO you had to put it out in the open. I bet your name will be on the next one.
I know this comment is very late, but the date of this video puts it in a time period when Project Gutenberg didn't seem to convert from text files (where they started) to other formats, like epub, very well. My experience was it took probably another 3 years or so before I trusted their epub files enough to use them directly from their site and not grab them from, say, Manybooks, which had better formatting. It probably was the file you were looking at, which a comparison with the Kindle wouldn't show, since the Kindle uses an entirely different format.
And that's precisely what we love about him. Anyone looking for a fair and balanced review can just cross-reference what he says with the advertising guff and take the average.
every now and then i go into a sort of... binge of old ashens videos. it's especially good when i got a mug of hot chocolate spiked with a shot of whisky. just one of those... really comfy things.
I'm currently going through depression and a breakdown and doing exactly this, while eating a lot of chocolate and ice cream and smoking a lot of cigarettes.. Ashens is the bringer of life... I'm starting to wonder if he is, in fact, God himself
MrJ0mmy Any idea what he was referencing there? I'm a bit lost. (Not confused by the comment, I'm confused by the fact this sentence was randomly spliced into the video)
TumainiTiger It's a reference to songs by 'The Bonzo Dog Dooda Band' who were a British comedy group in the 1970s. Vivian Stanshall the lead singer accidentally burnt himself to death due to smoking whilst drunk.
Mike Hunt You often need to convert videos to a certain file type and resolution(,bitrate) in order for it to work on these shitty oversized mp4 players (Example:old fake ipods)
Actually, Ashens, that is an American wall plug. American plugs have two vertical prongs with circular holes at the ends. Sometimes they also have a 3rd ground prong blow center the other two. Not that you care. XD
I love how he gets American plugs, and in my mind I go "Oh look a plug! that's useful." and he goes "Foreign plug I cant use" and I always take a moment and go "That's not right" until I remember that the UK and EU have different plugs
There's also a single frame image at 27:19 that says something, but I couldn't get it to pause on the correct frame with my phone and I'm too lazy to pull out my laptop and check it out on there.
13:51 I've watched this video multiple times before but never noticed that the laugh of the character is -Peter- Stewie Griffin's laugh from Family Guy.
I would like to inform you that you pronounced "Amazon" incorrectly. Furthermore, I have never had any romantic interactions of any kind with women. Incidentally, I've been getting some rather bad cramps in my hand, has this been happening to anyone else?
I have to ask what is with all the black screen randomly throughout this video I have seen them in some of your other videos. I have been able to stop on them from time to time and was wondering. Why the random names and phrases like"the priest told the boys she could not be killed", and "watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku"? Just curious Ashens is there a reason for it?
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL
Well, up yours
well done
Brenden Rogers
well done
Cynical Lawyer well done
Chaos Sprite
well done
You know you’ve seen way too much Ashens when you can recognize instruction manual for the iPig Bluetooth speaker he reviewed in a another video.
I didn't immediately rush to the comments to point out your mispronunciation. I have however never kissed a girl.
Edit 2020: I would like to announce that I have since kissed a girl. Hooray.
What's a girl?
Three years from this comment, it gained 69 likes, Nice
@@AnnaJam I am the 69th like.
Same
Congratumalations.
c'mon ashens, we need a 50,000 shades of grey ebook xD
On iTunes plz. :P
I would watch that
YOU HAVE NEVER KISSED A AMAZON RAH RAH RAH ALSO I PRONOUNCED GIRL WRONG
Well, up yours
"The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed" @ 22:03 - 22:04
"Watch the Sunday Gang in Harajuku" @ 27:20 - 27:21
Now where have I heard that before? He asked as he liked his own comment.
22:03 The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed
27:20 Watch the Sunday Gand in Harajuku
i saw it too. Wtf is this
binge watching your tablets review to cure my depression
You pronounced Amazon wrong rah rah rah also I have never kissed a girl (in ashens deep "manly" voice)
Yeah? Well up yours
I may not ever have kissed a girl, but I have been kissed >:(
every girl in the world runs away for me just because of the sole fact I exist, so nobody's alone here.
ashens, I like your videos. please come to my child's birthday party this weekend.
Oh god
And thus the child's birthday toys will be reviewed and blowtorched to death for amusement.
+Foxtale Gaming I'm fucking dead XDDDD
Didn't know spirits could type
And thus thy toys will be reviewed and might be approvved for ypur entrtainmant
You can vaguely tell that this video is out of date due to the fact Flash doesn’t exist anymore. Everything else?
Timeless.
"If only we had some sort of other ebook reader to actually check the formatting with. But unfortunately I do not have an Amazon Kindle handy. Especially not this one."
Brilliant.
"Bag of Bones" is slang for thin. as in "she lost too much weight and now she looks like a bag of bones"
I've been sick and stuck inside for the last 4 or so days and you have kept me going Ashens. Love your videos! Thanks :3
Percy Rawlinson
Betty Pench
Geoff Bull
Ron Shirt
Catbug The priest told the brother that she could not be killed.
Is there an inside joke I'm not in on?
CoolinGaming Single frame captions throughout the video.
Cannon Productions Oh.
Watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku.
合格证=PASSED.
I know that this is an old video, but I do like the fact that the comic he was showing was a comic about Fair Use. I have indeed seen what he did there. XD
old old video*
My wife is vision impared, and after a bit of research I found it made sense for her to use a tablet rather than an ereader or magnifying glass as it allowed for so many options. Yes I have an Amazon account, just as well as she is a voracious reader.
Plot twist: The '4 GB' on the barcode is referring to the RAM and this thing is a fucking workhorse.
***** Congratulations. You just insulted somebody who couldn't give a fuck about your opinion if his life depended on it.
_the rest of the comment is redacted so it isn't taken the wrong way_
10/10 sick burn.
Punk Fuzzent not really. I just had an urge to try to think of the most offensive and 'taboo' thing I could write. I mainly just said that as a writing exercise of sorts. I don't care what somebody who obviously isn't educated about furries has to say about them. It's not like I'm going to change the mind of the "hurr u fuck animals furfag" guys, so I take what they say with a grain of salt. Sometimes I like to make a game out of it though and see what kind of shock value I can go for
Yeah, I see now that it was kind of stupid. I guess I should have given into the Reddit and/or /b/ humor that's sweeping the Internet and said "gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 i can rel8 and will masturb8 to that st8ment top kek" or something
***** 10/10. Masterpiece. 100/100. Best game. Like Skyrim with guns.
"Onda" means "wave" in Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese.
please change the last letter of your surname to an N
Young Discord Why would I do that?
Javier Delgado I know who Christopher Walken is. But it would be silly for me to change my last name to be the same. I assume that Young Discord was joking. But even if I did take it seriously, my first name still starts with a "K" and not "Ch".
hahahaha you're right man xD
***** Evil ebook Reader.
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAA RAA RAA ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL
No need to state the obvious, your profile picture says it all.
how rude
Fennec Fox m
HEY, I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! YOU STOLE MY COMMENT GRR GRR GRR ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL EITHER
ive kissed my mother :O
Thanks for spotting it! They're lyrics, "Molten Light" by Chad Vangaalen.
iPig early bird cameo!
Sorry, but I think any ebook reader with an LCD screen is just a cheap tablet. E ink is what makes a true ebook reader: Confortable reading as it is in real paper, and battery lasts ages. Also, ebook readers are dedicated computers. Kindle has pratically no functions unrelated to reading, it's main screen is an index of your books and documents, and the included browser is good for little else than diplaying text. There isn't even a calculator (at least the paper white doesn't). I think this is important, as the absence of other features allows the device to have minimal (and cheap) hardware but perfect performance. If you want to do other stuff, like playing games and watching videos, buy a honest tablet or smartphone, not a fake ebook reader.
So what did you do for Christmas 2019? I watched a prehistoric Ashens review of a Chinese E-book reader.
You pronounced Amazon quite well. Raw, raw, raw is not how I like my steak. I have also never kissed a woman because I'm asexual. Subscribed!
+Ian ㅤ a person who has no sexual feelings or desires. sounds extremely rare but it is a definition of asexual
+rob jackson
stop finding yourself excuses filthy virgin loser
i didn't say i was i just said it was a definition
JESUS DID I JUST START A FLAME WAR.
And yes, Ian, asexuality is a thing, just as real as homosexuality and bisexuality.
+Matthewdoesgaming 2 edgy 5 me
YOU ALSO PRONOUNCED I KISSED A GIRL ON THE AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH
Ben Wingrove Yeah? Well up yours.
But have you ever kissed a girl?
+Cubester64 probably not
stop
The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed
Its so awesome having 2 Ashens videos running together... Its like Ashens has gone completey crazy and is raving mad talking about 2 unrelated things! ;D
2:43 says:
"percy Rawlinson
Betty Pench
Geoff bull
Ron Shirt"
You're welcome.
Don't get it though
Seems like it's from a song by Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band called "Rhinocratic Oaths."
This was Stuarts hit list secretly sent to Chef Excellence to whack since he moonlights as
a gun for hire, whilst very full. Everyone knew ashens was the worlds biggest underground tat dealer,
but NOOOO you had to put it out in the open.
I bet your name will be on the next one.
YES
The Priest told the brothers that she could not be killed.
guess im not the only one to read text
I know this comment is very late, but the date of this video puts it in a time period when Project Gutenberg didn't seem to convert from text files (where they started) to other formats, like epub, very well. My experience was it took probably another 3 years or so before I trusted their epub files enough to use them directly from their site and not grab them from, say, Manybooks, which had better formatting. It probably was the file you were looking at, which a comparison with the Kindle wouldn't show, since the Kindle uses an entirely different format.
You know, there is something called a capacitive stylus that works with ALL capasitive touch screens that is extremely accurate.
WOW this device and interface looks REALLY modern for 2011 which is 5(!) years ago remember that was when only the iPad 2 was out. That's crazy
now that's almost 13 years ago... how time flies
A minute in and I'm already very happy with this video, thank you.
And that's precisely what we love about him. Anyone looking for a fair and balanced review can just cross-reference what he says with the advertising guff and take the average.
You pronounced Amazon wrong! RAW RAW RAW. Also, I have never kissed a girl.
And up ours.
In combination with your profile picture that was bloody hilarious.
Raw? Gordon Ramsay?
For anybody who can't stop at the right time, that frame with the text on it at 22:04 says "The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed"
every now and then i go into a sort of... binge of old ashens videos.
it's especially good when i got a mug of hot chocolate spiked with a shot of whisky. just one of those... really comfy things.
I'm currently going through depression and a breakdown and doing exactly this, while eating a lot of chocolate and ice cream and smoking a lot of cigarettes.. Ashens is the bringer of life... I'm starting to wonder if he is, in fact, God himself
watch the sunday gang in harajuku
I like your profile picture man.
MrJ0mmy Any idea what he was referencing there? I'm a bit lost. (Not confused by the comment, I'm confused by the fact this sentence was randomly spliced into the video)
Wonder how many people said what ashens said about Amazon verbatim
"The e-book reader is not good at reading e-books"
The card is literally a card which says, "Conformity License" even though it has nothing written on it... Peculiar I must say.
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAHRAHRAH I'M RECYCLING A COMMENT
well done!
Well done! Cynic al
Well done
Well done.
Bad Unfinished
Well done!
whats with the Percy Rawlinson, Betty Pench, Geoff Bull, Ron Shirt thing at 2:43? O.o
Seriously.
I spent, like, 5 minutes trying to pause on it and I don't even understand it.
There's a second one, too.
I paused it
TumainiTiger It's a reference to songs by 'The Bonzo Dog Dooda Band' who were a British comedy group in the 1970s. Vivian Stanshall the lead singer accidentally burnt himself to death due to smoking whilst drunk.
"Onda" means "The Evil" in Swedish. "Onda gubben" for example translates to "The evil old man"
at 2:43 why does the screen flash the names Percy Rawlinson, Betty Pench, Geoff bull, and Ron shirt for a split second?
what priest`s? & who`s brother?
will they be in Harajuku on the sabbath?
FYI, "onda" is also Swedish for "evil", as in "the evil ones".
2:43
Percy Rawlinson
Betty Pench
Geoff Bull
Ron Shirt
?
Imogen Lamplugh yeah what the bloody hell is that
David Stojkov idek
Imogen Lamplugh Maybe stuff about Chinese? Idk
Imogen Lamplugh 22:03
The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed
what
Imogen Lamplugh Who are four people who have never been in my kitchen?
What's the point of 720p playback when it's 800x600 and can't connect to a TV?
no need to convert? i dunno
u w0t m8
Mike Hunt
You often need to convert videos to a certain file type and resolution(,bitrate) in order for it to work on these shitty oversized mp4 players
(Example:old fake ipods)
cybernaab 1v1 me vs u
Actually, Ashens, that is an American wall plug.
American plugs have two vertical prongs with circular holes at the ends.
Sometimes they also have a 3rd ground prong blow center the other two.
Not that you care. XD
I dont mind if you mispronounced amazon
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RA RA AH AH AH RO MA RO MA MA GA GA OOH LA LA
ive seen all of ashens 254 videos and let me tell you im going to watch them all again for the third time xD
HE PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL
The single frame flash reads:
Percy Rawlinson
Betty Pench
Geoff Bull
Ron Shirt
WE KNOW!
PDB was a very common e-book format. Kindle will read it as well IIRC. It was originally made for Palm OS and Windows CE.
WTF ASHENS YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH ALSO i've never kissed a girl :'(
well up yours...
TAFM017 xD fuck off
***** Well, I did just quote ashens.
So did I am I special yet?
GreeNRideR71 Let me check that out...
No, did you do it correctly?
YU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG! RAH RAH RAH!! Also, I've never kissed a girl.
I love that they promote their 800 x 600 pixel screen and the HD 720p resolution video playback on the same page.
percy rawlinston
betty pench
geoff bull
ron shirt
thet thing that blinked at 2:43
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG! RAH RAH RAH, ALSO, I'VE NEVER KISSED A GIRL (True Story😐).
Is it still the case?
@@travosk8668 f
Mitchell Cole f
Nice 👍
e-pub? Oh good! I've always wanted a pub on my tablet!
I love how he gets American plugs, and in my mind I go "Oh look a plug! that's useful." and he goes "Foreign plug I cant use" and I always take a moment and go "That's not right" until I remember that the UK and EU have different plugs
You pronounced Amazon wrong...
Well up yours.
Did you watch the whole video?
you have never kissed a girl
Brad Aldridge You're damn right I didn't. That's disgusting! Think of all the pathogens you could be getting. I don't want your herpes. No, thank you.
Sexist....
"it's not going to be terrifically MARVELous", I see what you did there
You pronounced Amazon wr.... oh ... nevermind. Do carry on, please.
22:03 The priest told the brothers that she could not be killed....?
There's also a single frame image at 27:19 that says something, but I couldn't get it to pause on the correct frame with my phone and I'm too lazy to pull out my laptop and check it out on there.
midnightoilgaming watch the Sunday Gang in Harajuku
13:51
I've watched this video multiple times before but never noticed that the laugh of the character is -Peter- Stewie Griffin's laugh from Family Guy.
a very low quality one with not enough bitrate
"amaze own"
Wait, shoot.
+KupferudelWolf lol
you played yourself
ITS PRONOUNCED AMAZON.....RARARARA..ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL..
Glad to see this joke is still good after more than 3 years
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAHRAHRAH I'M RECYCLING A COMMENT
Roku Haram Well done
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH ALSO I HAVE NEVER KISSED A GIRL!!!
The names at 2:43 are a reference for the recording called Sir Henry at Rawlinson End. Very clever Ashens Ash.
The preloaded mp3 being mistitled rustled my OCD greatly
YOU PRONOUNCED AMAZON WRONG RAH RAH RAH I DON'T CARE THIS IS OVERUSED
Fun fact: "Onda" In Swedish means Evil (pl.)
this thing has its own channel with 0 subscribers and 13,000 videos
I bet youre actualy speaking about the related autogenerated playlist by youtube that has 13,088 vids and 0 subs xD
Y does he pronounce it amaze On? Is that a valid pronunciation?
***** Well done.
Joshua Smith
well done
Cynical Lawyer Well done
Joshua Smith
well done
Cynical Lawyer well done
He said amazon wrong.. ;o its AM-A-ZON Ok
well, up yours
well up yours
LOL! You just went to the comments, didn't you?
PC Gamin' Bro!
Or they just want attention.
dj07cool
Or he said this intentionally after hearing Ashens make fun of people who do so, and is now laughing at all of us.
You pronounced amazon wrong rah rah rah and also I have never kissed a girl😪
I like your taste in music. Assuming, of course, that you're quoting lyrics from songs you like.
I believe it is pronounced AM-AH-ZON. Get it right Ashy-boy. I've never kissed a girl. Raa raa raa >:C
2011: "pew! China to the rescue"
2021: "Fuck! China killed half the planet"
I just hope in the ultimate joke, that when they send Stuart review copies of his books, they also send Norwich Prison one.
Wing Ding? Hmm... I think gaster called you.
Wing Ding existed ages before Underbound was even a thought.
+Martinez Madrid I don't know what underbound is, but i think ur talking about Undertale.
Kinda. Underbound was gonna be a rom hack of Earthbound, But Toby had an even better idea and developed ideas for Undertale.
+Osaze Mccurley I AM AN UNDERTALE FAN hi
P-A-T-R-O-N-I-Z-E, Do I get a cookie
Technomage maybe i shall think about it
TheFanCreeper Aw
ok you can get a cookie but you are gonna buy one yourself
TheFanCreeper Noooooooooo
Sorry m8
I like how the horoscope for Leo's ruling planet was the Sun XD
I bet today’s Ashens would know that FLASH referred to the memory and not the Adobe product
"The Priest Told The Brother That She Could Not Be Killed"
What the Bloody hell Ashens!?
I always pronounced it like that. Cool to find out Ashens does too. :)
Amaze-ohn.
"A maze on"... sounds right to me... you know cause Amazon is pretty amazing...
Who are Percy Rawlinson, Betty Pench, Geoff Bull and Ron Shirt ?
Always those fine easter-eggs in Ashens video :-)
Loving the Bonzo Dog Dooda Band references. Did this device come out before the Kindle Fire?
I would like to inform you that you pronounced "Amazon" incorrectly. Furthermore, I have never had any romantic interactions of any kind with women. Incidentally, I've been getting some rather bad cramps in my hand, has this been happening to anyone else?
9 years later and he hasn't changed
I have to ask what is with all the black screen randomly throughout this video I have seen them in some of your other videos. I have been able to stop on them from time to time and was wondering. Why the random names and phrases like"the priest told the boys she could not be killed", and "watch the Sunday gang in Harajuku"? Just curious Ashens is there a reason for it?
"The Priest told the girl she couldn't be killed". I sat mashing the pause button for ages trying to find out what it was haha.