i have a business opportunity

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  • @lucinda1141
    @lucinda1141 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As a proud member of the mamon Corp, I can say that it's the best decision you'll ever make in your life! You also get free Goldie juice, plus the requirements are easy to pass. The requirements are no sleep, drink coffee, and hand over all possessions, also dont listen to Levi.

    • @EyequeenCasskulla
      @EyequeenCasskulla ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, am a proud member myself, am so glad “Goldie Juice” was named/created after our meeting. I was the one who pitched the idea about selling Golden sparkling water, then the rest of you Mammon’s improved it, brainstorming by saying you’ll make it Pineapple flavored and then the name “Goldie Juice”, being so very quenchable. Great Team work, my fellow Mammon’s, am proud of us all, will update you all w/ my other ideas I’ve been sitting on in our next meeting.-Upside down Mammon 🙃

    • @whatamievensupposedtowrite
      @whatamievensupposedtowrite ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a new member, I already love Mammon Corp, it was the best decision of my life. Now I'll never sleep and only drink Goldie Juice and coffee for the rest of my life

    • @-.-C0TTon-.-
      @-.-C0TTon-.- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keep this up human i might give ya a raise ☺️

  • @kitty_catra
    @kitty_catra ปีที่แล้ว +47

    As someone who is employed I totally agreed and I definitely love when Pizza Fridays are cancelled

  • @GrimStarling
    @GrimStarling ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was a janitor at Mammon Corp for 15 years, and only had to clean piss from the walls of the offices a few times a month.

  • @mochiiattoo
    @mochiiattoo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You have convinced me to work at Mammon corp
    AND I'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN I'M SPANISH!!

  • @alicerocksell5379
    @alicerocksell5379 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's my dream to be hired by mammmon crop.

  • @AshleyArson
    @AshleyArson ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ah yes I have a friend who works at this business they told me it was very good so five stars! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

  • @aliteralblueberry7837
    @aliteralblueberry7837 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When can I do a interview??? I need this money for child support, I finna get kicked out the bushes please😭😭😭😭

  • @willow_the_star
    @willow_the_star ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Lmao this is hilarious!

  • @BLADESBREASTMILK
    @BLADESBREASTMILK ปีที่แล้ว +18

    WHERE DO I SIGN UP LMAO

  • @L7ka-R
    @L7ka-R ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m crying from laughing

  • @torisubss
    @torisubss ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Make America great again and join Mammon corps!!

  • @nuumert
    @nuumert ปีที่แล้ว +7

    WHERE CAN I SIGN UPP

  • @ZiBichu
    @ZiBichu ปีที่แล้ว +6

    GOTTA GET INTERVIEWED FOR THIS JOB😩

  • @EyequeenCasskulla
    @EyequeenCasskulla ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aww dang, Pyramid Scheme was one of my next ideas. Booooo. Also, am really diggin’ the voice alterer, great for promoting our business, unless that’s an actual robot? Lol, still great voice tho,very engaging. Would that be our Promo Mammon model 5000?-Upside down Mammon 🙃

  • @Risaorah
    @Risaorah ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm shocked.....
    *mammon's building*
    *MC*
    *Expression* 😰

  • @belphegorslamb
    @belphegorslamb ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The war going on in the server 😭

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its the most beautiful thing ive ever witnessed

  • @lukasaa6117
    @lukasaa6117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw the title and thumbnail and idk whether to be scared or not.

  • @Couturexdoll
    @Couturexdoll ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LMFAO 😭😭😭

  • @rana-chan8861
    @rana-chan8861 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    WHERE DO I SIGN UP? WHEN'S MY INTERVIEW? WHEN DO I START?

  • @yamihatarou7850
    @yamihatarou7850 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is this video telling me to go to hell

  • @notmeh707
    @notmeh707 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I WANNA SIGN UP

  • @Bunnyleadd
    @Bunnyleadd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Join us. Thrive

    • @ObeyMeNoObeyUs
      @ObeyMeNoObeyUs  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mammon corp is partnered with joja mart!

    • @-.-C0TTon-.-
      @-.-C0TTon-.- ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck you leviathan ive actually taken on this as MY OWN buisness 💪😤
      SCREW U FOR THINKING I NEED HELP-

  • @mina.suki_
    @mina.suki_ ปีที่แล้ว

    As a new member of Mammon Corp, this is a recommended job for unemployed people.

  • @KiraRyuu255
    @KiraRyuu255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    plz theres a war going on-

  • @samehoodie
    @samehoodie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg how can I aply to the job?
    I dont mind minimum wage cause I had to work for 2 years in a corporation that didnt pay me at all so this ones not that bad

  • @kaplingnag7267
    @kaplingnag7267 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BESITES AM I ACTUALLY GOING INSANE CUZ WHY CAN I SEE EVERY COMMENT BUT TH-cam SAYS 0 IM I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE IM THIS CLOSE THE HAVNIG A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

  • @zaakuuroo
    @zaakuuroo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I WANT TO JOIN PLS

  • @franzbornhorst4182
    @franzbornhorst4182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can i Join right now?

  • @tessthefool
    @tessthefool ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Mammon sucks I would rather work at McDonald's.

    • @lucinda1141
      @lucinda1141 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of us
      One of us
      One of us

    • @tessthefool
      @tessthefool ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lucinda1141 No

  • @LilyUnicornreturns-studios
    @LilyUnicornreturns-studios ปีที่แล้ว

    SIGN ME UP

  • @user-r5q1w
    @user-r5q1w ปีที่แล้ว +5

    gae

  • @axoherbie_Nom9435
    @axoherbie_Nom9435 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where can I sign up? I want to see some hot demon- i mean hot guy- i mean hot peop- i mean i want money

  • @Tuesday-e2i
    @Tuesday-e2i ปีที่แล้ว

    Me: 👩‍🦽