Hey y'all, shipping is cool and all but can we please try to remember that these are real people and shipping has been known to ruin friendships and make them awkward!! Try maybe doing it in a more private place where they don't have a chance to see it :)
TH-cam /watch?v=0YERuRvW7Lc Most efficient afk crypto miner, made for multiple coins. Start mining in 5mins with the easy setup guide. Better GPU = more profit per day.
@@avarosesaba look for the Ian-Shayne - Damien episode of Smosh podcast. They explain that at Ren Fair they tried to hook him up with a girl and it didn't work 😊
I’m just gonna say that Damien is just the cutest! He has a perfect personality! He has everything: he’s funny, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s adorable, he has the quirky cute laugh, and he knows his facts and I could go on and on but I love himmm!!❤️❤️💕😅🥰
16:15 it what happens when Kevin edits the video
Oh my gosh, why would ANYONE EVER DO THAT?! 😂😂😂
😂
HEART MY COMMENT PLS
🤔hummm
Heheehehehehe
I'm just gonna throw it out there, Courtney and Damien's outfits are so cute. Honestly, how iconic
paige I think they have a thing🤷🏼♂️
@@SeamonMuncher I've been thinking the same thing for a past couple of videos... They're definetly onto something. They look cute together tho
They look cute together uwu
I ship them so hard
Hey y'all, shipping is cool and all but can we please try to remember that these are real people and shipping has been known to ruin friendships and make them awkward!! Try maybe doing it in a more private place where they don't have a chance to see it :)
"The only things I serve are God and sick dance moves"
-Shayne, 2019
"That ones for you, Christ!"
Shayne is technically a Franciscan priest, but it's all good. 😁👍
@@beccajarden952 yeah and they were Christians….
TH-cam /watch?v=0YERuRvW7Lc
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That’s my life motto 😂
Shane is a priest who put almost all his points into strength
War Cleric
SMITE
I take it back, Shane's multi classing as Cleric and barbarian lol
He’s JESTER
Doth thee attempteth to lift bro?
“He’s starting to skip, that’s when you know Damien’s excited.”
THIS BOY HES SO CUTE I CANT
i know! hahahaha
HE IS PERFECT
Damien is the best smosh member ever
He Zelda and Freya are baby
8:14
"What kind of knight are you?"
"A weeb!"
The pure joy, i love it.
I am finally owning my identity as a weeb.
9:20 to anyone who wants to skip lol
This is my favourite part of the video
No one gonna y’all about Damian responding? 😂
9:20
What kind of knight are you?
-A WEEEEEB!
Adedud _04587 it’s literally the cutest thing ever
That was the best thing he's ever said.
This is why Damien is my favorite, or as I call him, DEEEM
I know it’s adorable!
Be nice ok bro
“in the name of the father, big brother, and the holy rollers.”
- Shayne 2019
This is my new mantra
I would like to join the BROtherhood =))) XD
Amen
juat saying im putting this as my middle school 8th grade quote in the yearbook no matter what.
14:54
Dude: "we've got a virgin here?"
Damien: "yes! In many ways"
Also Damien: *immediately regrets speaking*
HIS FACE THO 😂
Its not bad being virgin
Shayne being a monk and winning these games, is like when the quiet kid starts talking
when u pick monk but u maxed strength
Courtney: Esme "freakin" Ralda
Damien: Game of TRON
Shayne: Friar needs his Holy Juse
Ian: Bald Clownin
Chivalry and Knighthood is no game, young squire. But that is indeed a clever pun.
@@DamienHaasTV got the cleverness from you afterall my sire. 🏰
*needeth
Somehow i knew Shayne was gunna dunk that lady. Just because i knew how badly he wanted to give the camera an epic stare directly afterwards.
Me too... But I still surprise that he really dunk that lady 😄
The fact that Shayne, a buff guy with the built of a medieval knight of blacksmith, went there in full friar attire... is so Shayne.
“Ahh look, Ye Olde Basic B*tch” - Shayne the Friar 1600 AC 5:35
BeepleMcSneeple haha thanks, I time checked it when I posted and yet still had it wrong
that was the funniest part of the video
U was gonna say that lmfao
Love how mad she got
What did Damien chant just after that?
"Some people just left Coachella and they didn't get out of character"
- Shayne Topp, 2019
He is quite a witty monk.
I was dying 😂
14:54
“We’ve got a virgin here.”
“Yes, in many ways.”
**sad music**
No way. It's like you watched the same video literally everyone else here did.
"what kind of knight are you?:
"A WEEEEBB"
me too Damien me too
09:21
Thank me later :)
Yes we are an army of weeb knights
Focken weeb
"What kind of knight are you?"
" `•.,¸¸,.•´¯ Ａ 𝓌𝔼𝑒в ¯`•.,¸¸,.•´ "
14:22 “DO IT FOR COURTNEY”
Shayne dunks the lady 🤣🤣🤣
I’m legit crying tears.
They’re married now
Anyone else absolutely fallen in love with Damien? A king honestly
Sam.,
Is that a Pan flag as ur profile pic? I'm sorry if it's not, it just looks like it.
d=(^•^)=b
Sophie Jensen if i were a princess at the ren faire, is for sure wanna marry damien
@Sam. hello!
A Knight.
Yes. Actually yes.
Damien's a sweet boi, Courtney is best girl, Shayne is best boy, Ian is best dad
shayne is Holiest boi
the papa ian part made me so happy idk exactly why tho💀💀
😐😑😐
17:28 Shayne and Courtney literally being the same person for a sec
*giggles maniacally in 2024*
*giggles maniacally in 2024*
@@proverbialloaf 😂😂 crazy !
Shayne looks like he's from a cult
Damien and Courtney looks great
Ian looks like Ian 15 years from now.
I think you mean Ian 2 years from now
10 more years to go
Random javelin guy: “Ahh we got a virgin here”
Damien: “Yes. In many ways”
*sad music*
7:09 shayne failing to lift his leg made me DIE of laughter for some odd reason
Maybe it was the quack sound effect? Lol
D-dye?
oh boy what colour lol
@@sphjinx1448 please why i’m i and idiot
This is how many time shayne prayed to the lord to win
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ServerMate S it’s passed 420
Keep it 888
Man it changed it was 888 for a sec
@ServerMate S ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
His prayers worked!
Courtney:What kind of knight are you?
Damien: *A WEEB*
😂
17:45
"In the name of the Father, Big Brother, and the Holy Rollers, I pledge you a knight."
Underrated line
Damien: I tickled his chin and now we are friends 😂
He is hilarious
Can anyone acknowledge the fact that Courtney looks amazing in that dress
She looks amazing
she does
You sound desperate.
Ikr
i litterally hummed Ed's song when i saw her in that dress ...
i don't regret this life.
I know this is exactly 1 year ago, but 8:44 Courtney just interacting with a fan is just so precious.
Courtney: What kind of knight are you?
Damien: *A WEEB*
The most powerful kind.
Jousting: *exists*
Courtney: DEFENSE! DEFENSE!DEFENSE!
7:25 shayne was like, definitely sitting on damiens lap
Damian: I'm gonna kill a horse
Ian: NOOOOO NO GOD PLEASE NO, NO, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shayne: I'm gonna kill a guy
Ian: ...
Damien*
I like that Courtney highkey brought a basket as a purse and the boys ended up holding it for her when she was playing the games
Damien to Shayne: you’re my other half.
I love their friendship so much
9:23 "A weEeEEEeeb!!!" 🤣🤣 god I love Damien
Smosh editors: yo I need some medieval jams for our medieval video
Sims Medieval: I got you fam
rip2my.youth how do you know that
Jane cause I’ve played a lot of sims medieval lol
Bruh, that's what I was thinking when the music came on
Ian: I love Zelda.
Dam: Her name is Link
ಠಗಠ
Can we take a minute to appreciate how FOINE Damien looks in his knight costume?? 😍
D'awwww shucks 😊
@@DamienHaasTV Oh excuse me, your "weeb" knight costume lol. You're too precious for this world!
@@DamienHaasTV 👌 Weeb knight to the rescue
can i just say how freaking adorable Damien is in this video?
8:54 Courtney Hugging a random fan , while boys eat :D
@Ayon Shyok Angan wait can you explain lol
@@avarosesaba look for the Ian-Shayne - Damien episode of Smosh podcast. They explain that at Ren Fair they tried to hook him up with a girl and it didn't work 😊
Worker : aah we got a virgin here
Damien : yes. In many ways
😂
14:54
I have a hard time believing Damien hasnt got his pickle tickled
Cpt Condor Damien is not a virgin. In a different Smosh video, Damien said that the most exciting place he ever banged a girl was “across the bed”
Damien: Cute boyo who likes scotch wggs and is good at somethings
Shayne: Blessed
Courtney: One of a kind maiden
Ian: Their dad
Ian: *BALD* Dad
It cracks me up every time Shayne does something and thank's God for it.
Oh my god, i freakin' love the new concept of Smosh. Courtney, Shayne, Damien and Ian are the dream team.
Need Noah, Keith and Olivia bro..... Miss em a lot
Keerthi Raajan, THANK YOU!!! Finally someone who understands me.😌🙂
@@GONZALEZGARCIA10 i got you bro... They aren't in lot of episodes are they?
Keerthi Raajan, No they are not and I ALWAYS comment I miss keith, Noah, and Olivia
Legit only clicked on this one because of Cort's outfit. She's a treasure.
She is such a baddie 😍😍😍
i’m trying to find out where it’s from 😭
damien : iM nOt GoOd At SpOrT
also damien : wins at every game execpt 2
For he is a modest knight.
Does anyone else think that Courtney’s costume is super cute?❤️🤗
yes, her cutness has reached over 9000!
Tittyyyyyyyy
Yes
I wanna know where she got it!
Nah
I’m just gonna say that Damien is just the cutest! He has a perfect personality! He has everything: he’s funny, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s adorable, he has the quirky cute laugh, and he knows his facts and I could go on and on but I love himmm!!❤️❤️💕😅🥰
Nobody:
Absolutely no-one at all:
Damien: SCOTCH EGGS
Courtney: what kind of knight are you?
Damian: A WEEB!
Me: * Round of applause*
It’s called hentai and it’s ART
random guy: Oh we got a virgin here
Damien: Yes, in many ways
5:35 THAT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY
Lol I laughed at that Soo hard
Shayne should've worn Ian's balding head. It would've looked perfect
But first he must defeat Ian in battle.
We can't scalp Ian! Yet...
The Xbox Bros. TXB I think it was originally part of Shayne’s costume and it was given to Ian so he would have something to wear
@@DamienHaasTV i didn't think that you'd see this. Wow!
Dunk Tank lady: "you're not good at anything"
Me: he's good at watching anime
Damien, the weeb knight
The best knight to have ever lived
Legend has it. Damien is still looking for a new scotch egg.
Damien... when he was sing/humming actually sounded goodddd
6:26 “The only one I serve is God and sick dance moves. “ - Shane 2019.
Legend has it that after this video, Shayne has become a god himself.
Fact
May the bros be with him XD
scotch egg weeb knight has noticed me
i'm gonna go cry like a weeb now
“Ah, we’ve got a virgin here.” “Yes, in many ways” I ALMOST SCREAMED
Who among you has what it takes to join The Order of the Blue Knight???
If being weeb is one of the requirements then count me in.
Depends are there scotched eggs?? 🥚🥚
I'd love to, but a king like me can not be a knight.
If the order of the blue knight is what calls thee, so be it
I do
Yeet is for strength. Kobe is for accuracy.
Lol thanks for telling me.
5:35 Who els iz back at this cuz on the most recent podcast they mentioned the ren fair? This will FOREVER be 1 of mi favorit moments! 😂😂
I laughed when courtney asked.
"What kind of knight are you?"
The answer he Said was
"A WEEB
SIR Courtney*
Courtney "New Avatar looks crazy!"
Shane "I can't wait for that movie."
Jacksfilms "Am I a joke to you?!"
I love coming back to this video over and over again it gives me so much comfort for my anxiety attacks
same ! that’s why i’m here rn lol. hope ur doing okay
Nobody
Literally nobody
Damien: I NEED A SCOTCH EGGGGG
But like, I do tho.
oh my irene me
@@DamienHaasTV that is so sick thank u for commenting
Damien*
@@eptikal thank u for telling me how to spell it correctly
dang courtney yo shoulders got me quakin
blacksiopao Oh is that why school
dress codes ban shoulders?
@@Veronicz yes this person is the sole reason for the rule. we must get rid of them. OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!
Courtney looks STUNNING oh my gosh! And this looks fun as hell, now I have a mighty urge to go to one of these
I'm so happy that Damien is a bigger part of smosh now!
*smosh squad
At 11:29 when Damien lip squeaked I instinctually lip squeaked back from habit man
“You’ve just gotta say Kobe before”
:(
Nah it’s “for Kobe” now
And you better make that dunk or its scotch egg on your face
Wait, for literally almost half of this video I thought Damien was trying to find a SCOTCH Egg not a SCOTTISH Egg. 😂
Smart Monster honestly same
He was, they're called scotch eggs. Ian just got the name wrong.
It's like how you say scotch whisky instead of scottish whisky same thing it's just oneis only incorrect in how you say it not what it is.
They are scotch. NOT Scottish
Courtney: What kind of knight are you?
Damien: A... WEEB!!! [Insert epic pose here]
"in the name of the father, big brother, and the holy rollers" THAT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD LMAO
I love how Damien is just so honest about “I’ve never been good at sports” I love him 😂
Honestly, I would love to see them do more stuff like this, this was hilarious 😂
Damien saying "A weeb" is the most adorable thing ever on earth y'all 😭
17:06, the dude in the back😂🤣
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Damien:
ScOtCh EgGgGgGGggg uwu
Ian was wearing that hat because he was cosplaying as Middle Aged.
no need for him to cosplay
He should stay behind the scenes honestly, he brings such a snide attitude.
@@Debbiefromcompliance he literally- omg i cant lmao
Courtney actually looks absolutely gorgeous!! 😍
Cardiac Arrest bvv8
It's been 10 seconds and I already love this
Then the rest of the 18 mins and 20 seconds will blow your mind.
No one:
The woman in the dunk tank: "We like it when the ladies get us wet."
The gays rise in 1605.
Quinn Ensch ye old gay
Finally, proper olde gay represtation
ye old homosexual
Tis thy roommate?
Tis I, the lesbian of the table
Shayne, I’m glad someone is spreading the faith in these dark days. God Bless my Brother
- A Fellow Monk
9:22 this was the cutest thing omg I love damien
Times Damien said he wanted a Scotch egg
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No
Sry for like begging btw I’ll be the first to call myself out lol
5:16 I love when Damien does his Skyrim impressions. He sounds just like the characters.
Damien: 2 wins (archery, giant slaying)
Shayne: 2 wins (dunk tank, javilins)
Courtney: 0 wins
Ian: 0 wins
I want a significant other who gets as excited when they see me as when Damien saw the scotch egg stall
Man these Edits REALLY make the video sooo good. Thanks guys and thanks editors! Keep up the work! Love it.
let me be the one who says it
how tf are they all single...
I mean... they're not exactly the smoothest lot
But you know I'll take 'em if I could 😆
“You’re my other half” both simultaneously the funniest and cutest thing I’ve ever heard
The lesson we take out of it:
Monks are OP
This is like field trips right?
Btw Damien looks amazing
I love how everyone else is just kinda enjoying the ren faire and Damien is having the time of his life
FILIPINO MAGIC!
Shane:No one can take this away from us