HOW TO DESTROY TOXIC PLAYERS

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  • @colin4493
    @colin4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    I just want to say, your mom is a very nice person and she raised a beautiful large monotone pelican that is very modest

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      my favourite comment in a while haha

    • @andrewt836
      @andrewt836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It’s the hydration that does it.

    • @randomdude275
      @randomdude275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love this guys red dead redemption vids

    • @cernunnos_lives
      @cernunnos_lives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow I was just going to say his mom is a good kisser. And really knows her way around my bum (but not in a friendly way).

    • @jimmilton2625
      @jimmilton2625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how no one has a profile pic.

  • @venomsnake8139
    @venomsnake8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    How to deal with toxic players: waterboard them till they are well hydrated and stop moving

    • @poppaduck4686
      @poppaduck4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’ll feed her Zane

    • @Cyrus83842
      @Cyrus83842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then what do I do in the game ?

    • @sidhantomukerji7659
      @sidhantomukerji7659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Cyrus83842 hol up

    • @venomsnake6354
      @venomsnake6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LilGarfield. Say it again you fucking coward.

    • @jumpingbean69
      @jumpingbean69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Remember it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.

  • @jasonklafendo3170
    @jasonklafendo3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    “I think he underestimates just how far out of my way I’m willing to go to get revenge” My favourite quote from him.

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Klafendo I don’t care about your favourite quote and you get 50 likes for tjat

    • @jasonklafendo3170
      @jasonklafendo3170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Clearly other people do you dense cabbage

    • @Username-mm8fk
      @Username-mm8fk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then proceeds to tell an even greater story

    • @gskada9586
      @gskada9586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the same reason dayz arma 2 is better than fortnite

    • @og_moist7772
      @og_moist7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like it’s from an anime

  • @landoolive1923
    @landoolive1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Can we take time to appreciate the golden quote "have you ever seen one of Riley Reid's educational videos? Well, in this scenario I'm all 8 of the black guys"

    • @ye7562
      @ye7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bruh

    • @Doriftobowler
      @Doriftobowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It may or may not be piper perri as well

    • @dronespace
      @dronespace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @your_mum_9121
      @your_mum_9121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @GalacticGaming your mum

    • @moffgideon
      @moffgideon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite quote.

  • @Brianc1616
    @Brianc1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    True words of wisdom
    “No matter how many times someone tries to burn you with a Molotov, you will always be able to go upstream like a salmon.”
    - Modest Pelican

    • @Matthew21509
      @Matthew21509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was rewatching his videos and while I was reading your comment he said this exact thing at the same time

  • @huckleigh4881
    @huckleigh4881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    90% killing the same player over and over
    10% actually doing moonshine missions

    • @rustedyoda7339
      @rustedyoda7339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the game is very pretty but theres nothing fun to do in online
      just like gta 5, literally every mission is take x to x location, kill some dudes on the way
      or go to x location pick x item up, maybe kill some dudes. then drive back
      the heists are the only slight variation on this. and even then, they are still go here, get this, kill x.
      the only difference, its gta has a massive city, you can see other players anytime, and there's tons of really fun combat vehicles to subside the trash missions,

    • @wintercobra5647
      @wintercobra5647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but if you go on with good friends you can always have a blast

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wintercobra5647 but thats pretty much same for everygame

    • @taxevader7777
      @taxevader7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shots Down well I mean what’s the point all you can get for an hour of grinding is a hat. The economy is so fucked in this game it’s honestly not worth grinding.

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well isn't that all of Red Dead online? hey for a change i bought myself that hat with the giant ostrich feathers, and rode the donkey from Flatneck Station all the way to St Denis. nobody shot me for once. they did however follow me around in a very suspicious manner. why can't a girl and her donkey just have a good time?

  • @aaaaa7747
    @aaaaa7747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    Every time Pelican says “big girl” take a shot of of fresh water

    • @sneakysquid5774
      @sneakysquid5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      VX SPEEDZZ ok

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Because hydration is important

    • @sneakysquid5774
      @sneakysquid5774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      VX SPEEDZZ I did that and I pissed my pants and made a puddle the size of Australia

    • @ziowar2176
      @ziowar2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VX SPEEDZZ yes

    • @wert2345
      @wert2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      at the risk of overdosing on water of course...

  • @johanliborius6153
    @johanliborius6153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    “You know, the multiple public stabbings” Papa Peli never ceases to amaze me. Such an inspiring influence

    • @lilfiksu69
      @lilfiksu69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      K

    • @Izhupy
      @Izhupy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lil Fiksu 69 oh

  • @AllyMarie_123
    @AllyMarie_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "Men are... bad at giving birth to babies."
    Wow, thank you Papa Peli. I feel so much better.🧡

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      tbh it's true, i once listened to a man trying to birth a baby in my guest bathroom. after six hours of sweaty wailing and screaming, his suffering finally came to a close with what turned out to be a huge turd that broke my toilet. now i'm an auntie can i get a new toilet?

    • @MFxPlayboy
      @MFxPlayboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mandala314 😂 legend

  • @artur3624
    @artur3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I sat there munching my breakfast burrito, smiling at him" that part made me cry

  • @rowanfunke
    @rowanfunke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    The day that modest pelican starts a video with something other then “hi lads and lasses” in a different tone of voice will be the day I die

  • @shakeeljones1197
    @shakeeljones1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "I just really like my dog."
    Dogs names marto's mother

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof

    • @grantesoro0
      @grantesoro0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hol up

    • @heyhey7789
      @heyhey7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shakeel Jones no way I wrote that but like right now but I didn’t copy you

    • @John-qe5sq
      @John-qe5sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Hey both of your comments are extremely easy to copy each other because they are so simple and boring

    • @heyhey7789
      @heyhey7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John McGarel I mean yeah true

  • @geograymon55
    @geograymon55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    That cafe story was one of the greatest stories I've heard.

  • @griffincappin8567
    @griffincappin8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "I'm all 8 of the black guys" - Modest Pelican 2020

    • @fantilldeath528trajectory
      @fantilldeath528trajectory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This really went over people's heads that was the best line in the video

    • @griffincappin8567
      @griffincappin8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fantilldeath528trajectory faxs, I still quote this almost daily

    • @fantilldeath528trajectory
      @fantilldeath528trajectory 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@griffincappin8567 yep I'll be saying this now

    • @rolloxra670
      @rolloxra670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It took me a while to get it haha

  • @KOOLDUDE-fi3lv
    @KOOLDUDE-fi3lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Can we get a “whos a good girl” for Marto’s Mother

    • @yatharthagarwal1813
      @yatharthagarwal1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually Marto's Mother is a good boy as revealed when we are first introduced to him in one of the earlier videos

  • @hughcassidy6463
    @hughcassidy6463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "I dont have a follow up, i just love my dog"
    Wholesome.

  • @robert-ed8tf
    @robert-ed8tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “Hi lads and lasses” most iconic intro ever

    • @oskuu33
      @oskuu33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed

    • @thelifeofjessejames
      @thelifeofjessejames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean ... it's no "Hey all you cool cats and kittens" but it will do 😂

  • @fromenze
    @fromenze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Imagine if elon musk named his child Modest Pelican so that he can spread the good word of your channel

  • @fantilldeath528trajectory
    @fantilldeath528trajectory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Have you seen Riley Ried's educational videos, I'm all 8 of the black guys" -Modest Pelican 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😉😉

  • @andrew_42069
    @andrew_42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Papas Peli, I discovered your channel the week my fiance broke up with me, and your videos really help me to laugh and feel better. I have also learned to become more hydrated. Thank you, you absolute legend

  • @greeny5549
    @greeny5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Red dead’s next update: flying horses

    • @SolverData
      @SolverData 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      With homingmissiles and chaff

    • @beanburritobird158
      @beanburritobird158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With missiles

    • @hms5
      @hms5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      With homing tomahawks that never miss

    • @rancicstevan5264
      @rancicstevan5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arabian mk II

    • @CidTheNadie
      @CidTheNadie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Assuming they have a next content update

  • @ChunkyWR
    @ChunkyWR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    JUST REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED WHILE YOU DO IT!!!!

    • @ChunkyWR
      @ChunkyWR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously gamers, in this time of epidemic we all need to focus on us instead of our slaves

    • @ChunkyWR
      @ChunkyWR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      musical fetty uhm nothing

  • @God-fz2js
    @God-fz2js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I will hold a government official hostage in my basement and only release them if the entire country subscribe to you as this would really help spread the god word of your channel

  • @HelicalRL
    @HelicalRL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The story in the middle was truly inspiring. Ggs and better luck next time malaka

  • @shedontloveyoubefr
    @shedontloveyoubefr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “he’s pretty chill about it and seems to be having a deathmatch with this other dodgy malaka”

  • @TheGuyNamedKade
    @TheGuyNamedKade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Imagine absorbing the fluids of others in order to gain their hydration.

    • @deletedchannel19289
      @deletedchannel19289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random Game Company: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @OchablesCool04
    @OchablesCool04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I’m currently hydrated

  • @blueshoe9596
    @blueshoe9596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love how he is talking about his mission and in the background he is just obliterating RockStar repetitively

  • @goobgoobgoob
    @goobgoobgoob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That cafe story had some real plot twists and character development. I’m very impressed!

  • @andreparsley5314
    @andreparsley5314 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just recently failed a trader mission due to my horse's dehydration because it failed to turn right, fell down the mountain and destroyed the wagon, yet it has the audacity to blame me for my 'rubbish' driving but anyways thanks mate you cheered my mood up with your funny videos

  • @MrTdeTorres
    @MrTdeTorres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "No matter how many times someone tries to burn you with a molotov, you will always be able to go upstream like a salmon". Best quote 2020.

    • @busterkitty2790
      @busterkitty2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ummm excuse me mate but that's copyrighted

  • @lilysullivan9851
    @lilysullivan9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well darn, I swear I cry tears of actual water every time I see his outro of a pelican smacking head first into a window because I’m just that hydrated.

  • @mrbiscuits001
    @mrbiscuits001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I became a Hindu god and reincarnated everyone who died as pelicans to help spread the good word of your channel

    • @williamjackson4222
      @williamjackson4222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Biscuits is it possible to learn this power

    • @jayowenj6305
      @jayowenj6305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Biscuits nice try sonny

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aka you won a fortnite victory royale EPIC GAMER STYLE

    • @mrbiscuits001
      @mrbiscuits001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jayowenj6 fancy seeing you here

  • @matthis1992
    @matthis1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    serious question: "moon some shine" or "shine some moon" ?

  • @encrypted9423
    @encrypted9423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    To in games like this I tend to not shoot first but if someone becomes a threat i won't hesitate to defeat them

  • @syclone2244
    @syclone2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Have you ever seen Riley Reid's educational videos?Well in this scenario,im all eight of the black guys."
    I cant even talk about how long I was laughing for-best "family friendly" youtuber.
    Stay hydrated you malakers.

    • @LFPMultimedia
      @LFPMultimedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Listen I had to stop the video as I heard nothing else because that line took me out... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      when you google malakers and it fits perfectly

  • @typehere275
    @typehere275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Can i get a Holy heck yeah in the chat”
    -pelican boi, 1899

  • @williamjackson4222
    @williamjackson4222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I contacted President Trump telling him that if he didn’t change America’s national bird to a pelican, I would be really mad at him.

    • @ttvphilswifft8682
      @ttvphilswifft8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Old Donny is gonna trigger you bud 😂

    • @williamjackson4222
      @williamjackson4222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pip Boi, It was actually really funny, his response was to ask for a small loan of a million dollars

    • @bryantkeiths9966
      @bryantkeiths9966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Please support this as it helps spread the word for the channel

  • @aubreygraham1704
    @aubreygraham1704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your advertising worked. I watched damn near the entire RDR playlist to hear the end of that restaurant boss story from the shorts.

  • @89ji36
    @89ji36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey man, just wanted to say I started watching your videos when my dad was in the hospital about a month ago and I wanted to thank you for making me laugh then and with every video of yours I've watched since. Keep it up!

  • @whomdisboyis4818
    @whomdisboyis4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I hope you stay safe and hydrated there mate.

    • @ChoccyMilk2003
      @ChoccyMilk2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all need to be hydrated

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you too dude

    • @izek402
      @izek402 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey can any of you find y comment

  • @vlaaad5160
    @vlaaad5160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The last time I was this early was last Modest Pelican Gaming video.

  • @livinglifeproductions7967
    @livinglifeproductions7967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mr. Pelican I got all my boy’s to start saying BOYS BOYS BOYS and now their all subscribed

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      appreciate you mate

    • @Ace69q8
      @Ace69q8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wholesome.

    • @riptb1269
      @riptb1269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your the reason why were hydrated thank you

  • @pingapete666
    @pingapete666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuck sake Pelican, I swear no matter how shit my days going your mono-toned sadistic humor always gets me and I thank you for that.

  • @bobafett5926
    @bobafett5926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You can't pay a homeless person 10 friends for a cheeky wristy, you know what i'm sayin"

  • @chad-lancelangley5061
    @chad-lancelangley5061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    his character is not fat his just very hydrated .

  • @cryomaniac3217
    @cryomaniac3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Last time I came this early my gf laughed at me

    • @whatanicename3630
      @whatanicename3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your not first

    • @Jcd-fn5dr
      @Jcd-fn5dr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Gargantuoum Potato you don’t have a gf, you have doge as a pfp pic

    • @nedbainbridge308
      @nedbainbridge308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Gargantuoum Potato nah you were 2 mins ago but there were people that were 3

    • @OfficialNiceAccount
      @OfficialNiceAccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm always early

    • @formoras
      @formoras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jcd-fn5dr His dog is his gf

  • @pepperyrex7050
    @pepperyrex7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i love how MPG doesn’t need a flying motorbike bought with his moms credit card to make people want to regret living

    • @lethalassassin1754
      @lethalassassin1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peppery Rex they nerfed it anyway its easy to deal with mk2s now just shoot them off and hit it with an explosive they can’t have it for 5 mins

    • @pepperyrex7050
      @pepperyrex7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LethalAssassin 17 yeah i know but if i need to fight anyone i use the OG Oppressor or just fight on foot, it’s easy to kill them because that can’t do anything other than ride large objects anyways

  • @errorpleasetryagain8342
    @errorpleasetryagain8342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:08 had me dying the punch combined with the story was perfect

  • @waltergermanischer9074
    @waltergermanischer9074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how often you upload. This certainly proves that dehydration results in productivity.

  • @narwhal9365
    @narwhal9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Peli I love how you actually have fun playing this game, unlike other youtubers. You've earned my sub :)

  • @callumverdouw5930
    @callumverdouw5930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:07 The way that dude just stood there lol

  • @valterlassen9452
    @valterlassen9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s funny because when Pelican tells an interesting life story of his I don’t know if it really happened him or not.

  • @gabheraug
    @gabheraug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hijacked my school’s PA system and played Ali-A’s intro earrape until everyone subscribed to papa Peli.

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:53 This has to be the longest story I've heard you tell and it was glorious. Made me laugh so much harder bc it was barely related to what you were talking about

  • @ok7540
    @ok7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I 360 no scope coughed on someone the other day

    • @Chilizz
      @Chilizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epic

    • @ok7540
      @ok7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chilizz ikr

    • @jaqan1544
      @jaqan1544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      epic gamer moment

    • @ok7540
      @ok7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alf xi yep

    • @joyfk4127
      @joyfk4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the hero we need

  • @Oxywantin
    @Oxywantin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So are we not gonna talk about how his dog is called Marto's Mom😂

  • @vornamenachname2858
    @vornamenachname2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The presentation should have been: hey lads and lasses, thicc boi peli here

    • @jackmeovf7567
      @jackmeovf7567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vorname Nachname This Is A Honest Well Mannered & Non-Religious Christian Prank Channel Sir, That Introduction Wouldn’t Be Family Friendly

    • @vornamenachname2858
      @vornamenachname2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RoFL BallERKiNG are you seriously calling thicc people not-family friendly. Let me talk to the manager

  • @horizon5856
    @horizon5856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These videos are so entertaining that I forget to give them a like

  • @entysing6780
    @entysing6780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you've ever seen one of Riley Reids Educational videos, I'm like all 8 of the black guys."
    This literally killed me. I had to sit down. I was no joke about to look up "Riley Reid Educational videos" just because I was so confused until its completion.
    Papa Peli. You are THE MAN. I just found you because of Vigor and now I've watched most of your videos because you are freaking amazing and so damn funny. Keep doing what you do you Legendary Malaka!

  • @shed7181
    @shed7181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video was great. Keep making amazing content and of course stay hydrated.

  • @vicity4585
    @vicity4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never have i clicked a notification so fast. Seriously guys click post notification
    Holy heck yeah

  • @rjbclips8503
    @rjbclips8503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “ in the panic & confusion I quickly ask Maddie if she could please send me a photo of her feet and she respectfully declines “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man i’m hanging to see Maddies feet plz keep asking her 😂

    • @mandala314
      @mandala314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the female foot picture thing, i don't know why but it works. i've got people laying legendary beasts onto my horse when i changed my xbox pfp to my feet. i'm holding a pickle between my toes. they must all be massive Rick fans

  • @CidTheNadie
    @CidTheNadie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    There were two toxic players chasing me and my friends around the map so we made them follow us to the river and we kept lassoing them and would almost drown them over and over to assure their proper hydration. As that spreads the good word of your channel

  • @sargewastaken3898
    @sargewastaken3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Papa Peli you should play the story mode of Red Dead as it is really wholesome, I would love to drink water to the story mode with your sexy voice.

  • @vyzo1900
    @vyzo1900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “How to destroy toxic players”
    That’s what he said

  • @supasf
    @supasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:22 "Riley Reid's educational videos, I'm all the 8 black guys" lmfaooo

    • @DeliriousArgus
      @DeliriousArgus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Etern4l Saiy4n You’ve never watched porn that’s not a cartoon

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeliriousArgus wym? If you must know I have standards my friend, high standards even. Hentai is for plebs

  • @lisakelly2640
    @lisakelly2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I stayed so hydrated that I could click on this video in milliseconds

    • @RYANPLAYSYT64
      @RYANPLAYSYT64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eat your cereal

    • @biko9824
      @biko9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      See, it really pays off lads and lasses.

  • @jyevallett1191
    @jyevallett1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly Peli is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels

  • @maelshecknael7446
    @maelshecknael7446 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Riley Reid reference was great

  • @xaxisca
    @xaxisca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I kidnapped a family, dressed them up as pelicans, and shoved them off my roof, yelling “ flyyyyyy! “ and “ sub to modest pelican “. The funeral director didn’t seem too happy though...

  • @skentlemoninsert_name_here548
    @skentlemoninsert_name_here548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I still think he should make a discord server called stay hydrated

  • @raymondraptorclaw2901
    @raymondraptorclaw2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One day, while I was doing a local delivery for my trader career, a couple of players rode up behind me. I was a little uncomfortable, but I didn’t think much of it as my small wagon was rather slow and I thought they would just ride around me. And seeing how they both displayed blue icons with one of them being a star icon, I believed that they were just going on their merry way just like me. That is, until one of them shot me in the back of the head! And here’s the thing, I was doing a local delivery, not a distant one, so it wasn’t like they could do anything like take my goods for themselves. And yet, after they killed me, they also destroyed my wagon! Probably with dynamite. Of course, I was still able to pick up some of the goods and I delivered them, earning a decent cut of the money. But something about these two seemed a little...salty. I get that it’s part of the game, but these guys didn’t have the decency to attack me when they would actually get something out of it. It’s like they just wanted to troll somebody. So as you can probably imagine, I wanted revenge. Now, just like Modest Pelican, I usually try not to be the guy who shoots first, but this was definitely a lesson that sometimes you need to be. And just like Pelican, I was very willing to go far out of my way to get my revenge. I lost most of my goods, didn’t have any pelts, nor anything else that could be taken. There is nothing more dangerous than a vengeful gunslinger with nothing to lose. I got my chance when I found the same two players in the town that my delivery was bound for. I knocked the star-icon player a good couple times in a row. Once for killing me, then again for coming back. I wasn’t able to get his partner, but I was satisfied none the less.
    I guess the moral of the story is to try and be part of that 75% of players who are nice and fair, but if someone rides up on you and makes you uncomfortable, don’t ignore your instincts.

  • @ajmalrehmat
    @ajmalrehmat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I became a hostage negotiator and I’ve started to negotiate with coronavirus and asking them to stop holding ppl hostages and stop killing them all over the world, they said it’s a necessity for everyone to stay hydrated and sniff water and drink water all the time
    But low-key with corona, I hope yall staying safe out there.❤️❤️

  • @JohnnyBean78
    @JohnnyBean78 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your cafe story was hilarious. Staying hydrated.

  • @iLoveanimals90
    @iLoveanimals90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy heck yeah

  • @stormtrooper8800
    @stormtrooper8800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Modest Pelican: *exists*
    Africans: _That is tha man.. that man give us water!_

  • @ayyett8811
    @ayyett8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I did what he said with an airsoft gun and got left off with a warning

  • @kevinfisher7620
    @kevinfisher7620 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im glad u upload more frequently now bc these past few months have been personally depressing and you always make me laugh lol

  • @clydeguskjolen849
    @clydeguskjolen849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's 1 am and I can't stop watching ur videos!

  • @SY_-ov6in
    @SY_-ov6in 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You know your early when there’s 0 views but 145 likes

  • @wreckthesecond3883
    @wreckthesecond3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Modest pelican: every now and then I step back and assess what I am doing...
    Me who threatened to execute 100 people if all residents in my city don't subscribe to him:
    AM I A JOKE TO YOU

    • @slymongoose420
      @slymongoose420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish u were a joke because then u might actually be funny

  • @Chilizz
    @Chilizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stay Hydrated Or You Will Will Become A Hostage Negotiator And Maddy Will Have A PG 13 Wrestling Match With Another Malaca Which Is Not Quite Wholesome

    • @kaig1389
      @kaig1389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yup

    • @Chilizz
      @Chilizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finboy Beutlin good

    • @ragerpontare2691
      @ragerpontare2691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am hydrated now

    • @Chilizz
      @Chilizz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      QuackyBoi epic

  • @alexhausendausenthousand6753
    @alexhausendausenthousand6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:52 Your personal horse has been destroyed call Mors Mutual to make a claim.

  • @z4r14
    @z4r14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this a true story 4:20 if so pelican is a genuine mastermind

  • @ClassifiedExperiment
    @ClassifiedExperiment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Please put on a shirt. I'm having trouble keeping my water down.

    • @watchmenoobing9815
      @watchmenoobing9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wel u just messed up your t shirt ownings xD

  • @lumbagoman4938
    @lumbagoman4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last time I was this early my dad hasn’t left us yet

  • @cdretro8108
    @cdretro8108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My lord I have come early and I am hydrated 💧

  • @elasticharmony
    @elasticharmony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have the best "stay home and work" job going, I may go into this if this goes on to long!

  • @Elidrys
    @Elidrys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your hilarious videos entertained be through crazy 2020 and quarantine and continue to do so.

  • @mynamejeff3799
    @mynamejeff3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My wife left me and took the kids but luckily I'm still good friends with her boyfriend 👌 got to look on the bright side of life ya know

  • @onefecker4820
    @onefecker4820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:42 “I’ll get em back, men are pretty bad at giving birth” haha, I mean the comment before is pretty good too, ahah.

  • @pesxbarca
    @pesxbarca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hey peli I just pushed my friend of a high mountain So he falls down in the lake in order to be hydrated

  • @Redknight-zr5wk
    @Redknight-zr5wk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I drink a litre of water by the time I finish one of this man's videos. Forever hydrated

  • @eliteverses3980
    @eliteverses3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the Great Adventure of modest pelican
    In
    The
    Wild
    Wild
    WEST$!!!!

  • @user-is8wq1nc1u
    @user-is8wq1nc1u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now im highdrated

  • @zachk4561
    @zachk4561 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Red Dead 2!! One of the most hydrated games out there

  • @PotatoIsNotCute
    @PotatoIsNotCute 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I stood on the roof of a ten-story building the other day and amassed quite a crowd. The police, the fire department, and even an ambulance showed up!
    I yelled about your channel to spread the good word. Hope it helps! Also pay my bail

  • @finlay881
    @finlay881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Press left on the dpad and go to online options and enable defensive mode this means people can’t auto aim on you and if they shoot first you get advantages like knowing there location

  • @mariospagnuolo4549
    @mariospagnuolo4549 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I absolutely love you’re manager story. Thanks for the laughs