Can we take time to appreciate the golden quote "have you ever seen one of Riley Reid's educational videos? Well, in this scenario I'm all 8 of the black guys"
True words of wisdom “No matter how many times someone tries to burn you with a Molotov, you will always be able to go upstream like a salmon.” - Modest Pelican
the game is very pretty but theres nothing fun to do in online just like gta 5, literally every mission is take x to x location, kill some dudes on the way or go to x location pick x item up, maybe kill some dudes. then drive back the heists are the only slight variation on this. and even then, they are still go here, get this, kill x. the only difference, its gta has a massive city, you can see other players anytime, and there's tons of really fun combat vehicles to subside the trash missions,
Shots Down well I mean what’s the point all you can get for an hour of grinding is a hat. The economy is so fucked in this game it’s honestly not worth grinding.
well isn't that all of Red Dead online? hey for a change i bought myself that hat with the giant ostrich feathers, and rode the donkey from Flatneck Station all the way to St Denis. nobody shot me for once. they did however follow me around in a very suspicious manner. why can't a girl and her donkey just have a good time?
tbh it's true, i once listened to a man trying to birth a baby in my guest bathroom. after six hours of sweaty wailing and screaming, his suffering finally came to a close with what turned out to be a huge turd that broke my toilet. now i'm an auntie can i get a new toilet?
Hey Papas Peli, I discovered your channel the week my fiance broke up with me, and your videos really help me to laugh and feel better. I have also learned to become more hydrated. Thank you, you absolute legend
I will hold a government official hostage in my basement and only release them if the entire country subscribe to you as this would really help spread the god word of your channel
I just recently failed a trader mission due to my horse's dehydration because it failed to turn right, fell down the mountain and destroyed the wagon, yet it has the audacity to blame me for my 'rubbish' driving but anyways thanks mate you cheered my mood up with your funny videos
Well darn, I swear I cry tears of actual water every time I see his outro of a pelican smacking head first into a window because I’m just that hydrated.
"Have you ever seen Riley Reid's educational videos?Well in this scenario,im all eight of the black guys." I cant even talk about how long I was laughing for-best "family friendly" youtuber. Stay hydrated you malakers.
Hey man, just wanted to say I started watching your videos when my dad was in the hospital about a month ago and I wanted to thank you for making me laugh then and with every video of yours I've watched since. Keep it up!
LethalAssassin 17 yeah i know but if i need to fight anyone i use the OG Oppressor or just fight on foot, it’s easy to kill them because that can’t do anything other than ride large objects anyways
3:53 This has to be the longest story I've heard you tell and it was glorious. Made me laugh so much harder bc it was barely related to what you were talking about
"If you've ever seen one of Riley Reids Educational videos, I'm like all 8 of the black guys." This literally killed me. I had to sit down. I was no joke about to look up "Riley Reid Educational videos" just because I was so confused until its completion. Papa Peli. You are THE MAN. I just found you because of Vigor and now I've watched most of your videos because you are freaking amazing and so damn funny. Keep doing what you do you Legendary Malaka!
“ in the panic & confusion I quickly ask Maddie if she could please send me a photo of her feet and she respectfully declines “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man i’m hanging to see Maddies feet plz keep asking her 😂
the female foot picture thing, i don't know why but it works. i've got people laying legendary beasts onto my horse when i changed my xbox pfp to my feet. i'm holding a pickle between my toes. they must all be massive Rick fans
There were two toxic players chasing me and my friends around the map so we made them follow us to the river and we kept lassoing them and would almost drown them over and over to assure their proper hydration. As that spreads the good word of your channel
I kidnapped a family, dressed them up as pelicans, and shoved them off my roof, yelling “ flyyyyyy! “ and “ sub to modest pelican “. The funeral director didn’t seem too happy though...
One day, while I was doing a local delivery for my trader career, a couple of players rode up behind me. I was a little uncomfortable, but I didn’t think much of it as my small wagon was rather slow and I thought they would just ride around me. And seeing how they both displayed blue icons with one of them being a star icon, I believed that they were just going on their merry way just like me. That is, until one of them shot me in the back of the head! And here’s the thing, I was doing a local delivery, not a distant one, so it wasn’t like they could do anything like take my goods for themselves. And yet, after they killed me, they also destroyed my wagon! Probably with dynamite. Of course, I was still able to pick up some of the goods and I delivered them, earning a decent cut of the money. But something about these two seemed a little...salty. I get that it’s part of the game, but these guys didn’t have the decency to attack me when they would actually get something out of it. It’s like they just wanted to troll somebody. So as you can probably imagine, I wanted revenge. Now, just like Modest Pelican, I usually try not to be the guy who shoots first, but this was definitely a lesson that sometimes you need to be. And just like Pelican, I was very willing to go far out of my way to get my revenge. I lost most of my goods, didn’t have any pelts, nor anything else that could be taken. There is nothing more dangerous than a vengeful gunslinger with nothing to lose. I got my chance when I found the same two players in the town that my delivery was bound for. I knocked the star-icon player a good couple times in a row. Once for killing me, then again for coming back. I wasn’t able to get his partner, but I was satisfied none the less. I guess the moral of the story is to try and be part of that 75% of players who are nice and fair, but if someone rides up on you and makes you uncomfortable, don’t ignore your instincts.
I became a hostage negotiator and I’ve started to negotiate with coronavirus and asking them to stop holding ppl hostages and stop killing them all over the world, they said it’s a necessity for everyone to stay hydrated and sniff water and drink water all the time But low-key with corona, I hope yall staying safe out there.❤️❤️
Modest pelican: every now and then I step back and assess what I am doing... Me who threatened to execute 100 people if all residents in my city don't subscribe to him: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
Stay Hydrated Or You Will Will Become A Hostage Negotiator And Maddy Will Have A PG 13 Wrestling Match With Another Malaca Which Is Not Quite Wholesome
I stood on the roof of a ten-story building the other day and amassed quite a crowd. The police, the fire department, and even an ambulance showed up! I yelled about your channel to spread the good word. Hope it helps! Also pay my bail
Press left on the dpad and go to online options and enable defensive mode this means people can’t auto aim on you and if they shoot first you get advantages like knowing there location
I just want to say, your mom is a very nice person and she raised a beautiful large monotone pelican that is very modest
my favourite comment in a while haha
It’s the hydration that does it.
I love this guys red dead redemption vids
Wow I was just going to say his mom is a good kisser. And really knows her way around my bum (but not in a friendly way).
I love how no one has a profile pic.
How to deal with toxic players: waterboard them till they are well hydrated and stop moving
I’ll feed her Zane
Then what do I do in the game ?
@@Cyrus83842 hol up
@@LilGarfield. Say it again you fucking coward.
Remember it's not waterboarding if you use diesel.
“I think he underestimates just how far out of my way I’m willing to go to get revenge” My favourite quote from him.
Jason Klafendo I don’t care about your favourite quote and you get 50 likes for tjat
Clearly other people do you dense cabbage
Then proceeds to tell an even greater story
This is the same reason dayz arma 2 is better than fortnite
Sounds like it’s from an anime
Can we take time to appreciate the golden quote "have you ever seen one of Riley Reid's educational videos? Well, in this scenario I'm all 8 of the black guys"
bruh
It may or may not be piper perri as well
Lol
@GalacticGaming your mum
My favorite quote.
True words of wisdom
“No matter how many times someone tries to burn you with a Molotov, you will always be able to go upstream like a salmon.”
- Modest Pelican
I was rewatching his videos and while I was reading your comment he said this exact thing at the same time
90% killing the same player over and over
10% actually doing moonshine missions
the game is very pretty but theres nothing fun to do in online
just like gta 5, literally every mission is take x to x location, kill some dudes on the way
or go to x location pick x item up, maybe kill some dudes. then drive back
the heists are the only slight variation on this. and even then, they are still go here, get this, kill x.
the only difference, its gta has a massive city, you can see other players anytime, and there's tons of really fun combat vehicles to subside the trash missions,
Yeah but if you go on with good friends you can always have a blast
@@wintercobra5647 but thats pretty much same for everygame
Shots Down well I mean what’s the point all you can get for an hour of grinding is a hat. The economy is so fucked in this game it’s honestly not worth grinding.
well isn't that all of Red Dead online? hey for a change i bought myself that hat with the giant ostrich feathers, and rode the donkey from Flatneck Station all the way to St Denis. nobody shot me for once. they did however follow me around in a very suspicious manner. why can't a girl and her donkey just have a good time?
Every time Pelican says “big girl” take a shot of of fresh water
VX SPEEDZZ ok
Because hydration is important
VX SPEEDZZ I did that and I pissed my pants and made a puddle the size of Australia
VX SPEEDZZ yes
at the risk of overdosing on water of course...
“You know, the multiple public stabbings” Papa Peli never ceases to amaze me. Such an inspiring influence
K
Lil Fiksu 69 oh
"Men are... bad at giving birth to babies."
Wow, thank you Papa Peli. I feel so much better.🧡
tbh it's true, i once listened to a man trying to birth a baby in my guest bathroom. after six hours of sweaty wailing and screaming, his suffering finally came to a close with what turned out to be a huge turd that broke my toilet. now i'm an auntie can i get a new toilet?
@@mandala314 😂 legend
"I sat there munching my breakfast burrito, smiling at him" that part made me cry
The day that modest pelican starts a video with something other then “hi lads and lasses” in a different tone of voice will be the day I die
i will never do you like that boo
Yes
@@ModestPelican yes
@@ModestPelican DO THE SAME VOICE DADDY
dude just like other youtube’s i grew up with when the intros changes the feels do also
"I just really like my dog."
Dogs names marto's mother
Oof
Hol up
Shakeel Jones no way I wrote that but like right now but I didn’t copy you
Hey Hey both of your comments are extremely easy to copy each other because they are so simple and boring
John McGarel I mean yeah true
That cafe story was one of the greatest stories I've heard.
Leo the Grey fax tho
Dude YES 😂
that sounds like a real story not gunna lie
It’s from reddit
"I'm all 8 of the black guys" - Modest Pelican 2020
This really went over people's heads that was the best line in the video
@@fantilldeath528trajectory faxs, I still quote this almost daily
@@griffincappin8567 yep I'll be saying this now
It took me a while to get it haha
Can we get a “whos a good girl” for Marto’s Mother
Actually Marto's Mother is a good boy as revealed when we are first introduced to him in one of the earlier videos
"I dont have a follow up, i just love my dog"
Wholesome.
:)
Modest Pelican Gaming :)
@@hughcassidy6463 :)
@@wintercobra5647 ;)
@@r011ing_thunder6 :)
“Hi lads and lasses” most iconic intro ever
Indeed
I mean ... it's no "Hey all you cool cats and kittens" but it will do 😂
Imagine if elon musk named his child Modest Pelican so that he can spread the good word of your channel
raptureis _ yeah imagine lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Or Æ-21
Oh ok
X pelicÆn 12
That could actually happen.
"Have you seen Riley Ried's educational videos, I'm all 8 of the black guys" -Modest Pelican 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😉😉😉
Hey Papas Peli, I discovered your channel the week my fiance broke up with me, and your videos really help me to laugh and feel better. I have also learned to become more hydrated. Thank you, you absolute legend
Red dead’s next update: flying horses
With homingmissiles and chaff
With missiles
With homing tomahawks that never miss
Arabian mk II
Assuming they have a next content update
JUST REMEMBER TO STAY HYDRATED WHILE YOU DO IT!!!!
Seriously gamers, in this time of epidemic we all need to focus on us instead of our slaves
musical fetty uhm nothing
I will hold a government official hostage in my basement and only release them if the entire country subscribe to you as this would really help spread the god word of your channel
The story in the middle was truly inspiring. Ggs and better luck next time malaka
“he’s pretty chill about it and seems to be having a deathmatch with this other dodgy malaka”
Imagine absorbing the fluids of others in order to gain their hydration.
Random Game Company: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!*
I’m currently hydrated
I love how he is talking about his mission and in the background he is just obliterating RockStar repetitively
That cafe story had some real plot twists and character development. I’m very impressed!
I just recently failed a trader mission due to my horse's dehydration because it failed to turn right, fell down the mountain and destroyed the wagon, yet it has the audacity to blame me for my 'rubbish' driving but anyways thanks mate you cheered my mood up with your funny videos
"No matter how many times someone tries to burn you with a molotov, you will always be able to go upstream like a salmon". Best quote 2020.
Ummm excuse me mate but that's copyrighted
Well darn, I swear I cry tears of actual water every time I see his outro of a pelican smacking head first into a window because I’m just that hydrated.
I became a Hindu god and reincarnated everyone who died as pelicans to help spread the good word of your channel
Mr Biscuits is it possible to learn this power
Mr Biscuits nice try sonny
Aka you won a fortnite victory royale EPIC GAMER STYLE
Jayowenj6 fancy seeing you here
serious question: "moon some shine" or "shine some moon" ?
Shine some moon
Moon some shine
Moon some shine
moon that shine
To in games like this I tend to not shoot first but if someone becomes a threat i won't hesitate to defeat them
"Have you ever seen Riley Reid's educational videos?Well in this scenario,im all eight of the black guys."
I cant even talk about how long I was laughing for-best "family friendly" youtuber.
Stay hydrated you malakers.
Listen I had to stop the video as I heard nothing else because that line took me out... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
when you google malakers and it fits perfectly
“Can i get a Holy heck yeah in the chat”
-pelican boi, 1899
I contacted President Trump telling him that if he didn’t change America’s national bird to a pelican, I would be really mad at him.
Old Donny is gonna trigger you bud 😂
Pip Boi, It was actually really funny, his response was to ask for a small loan of a million dollars
Please support this as it helps spread the word for the channel
Your advertising worked. I watched damn near the entire RDR playlist to hear the end of that restaurant boss story from the shorts.
Hey man, just wanted to say I started watching your videos when my dad was in the hospital about a month ago and I wanted to thank you for making me laugh then and with every video of yours I've watched since. Keep it up!
I hope you stay safe and hydrated there mate.
We all need to be hydrated
you too dude
Hey can any of you find y comment
The last time I was this early was last Modest Pelican Gaming video.
you're such a legend mate!
@@ModestPelican notice me senpai
Michael Washington F
Mr. Pelican I got all my boy’s to start saying BOYS BOYS BOYS and now their all subscribed
appreciate you mate
Wholesome.
your the reason why were hydrated thank you
Fuck sake Pelican, I swear no matter how shit my days going your mono-toned sadistic humor always gets me and I thank you for that.
"You can't pay a homeless person 10 friends for a cheeky wristy, you know what i'm sayin"
his character is not fat his just very hydrated .
Last time I came this early my gf laughed at me
Your not first
A Gargantuoum Potato you don’t have a gf, you have doge as a pfp pic
A Gargantuoum Potato nah you were 2 mins ago but there were people that were 3
I'm always early
@@Jcd-fn5dr His dog is his gf
i love how MPG doesn’t need a flying motorbike bought with his moms credit card to make people want to regret living
Peppery Rex they nerfed it anyway its easy to deal with mk2s now just shoot them off and hit it with an explosive they can’t have it for 5 mins
LethalAssassin 17 yeah i know but if i need to fight anyone i use the OG Oppressor or just fight on foot, it’s easy to kill them because that can’t do anything other than ride large objects anyways
5:08 had me dying the punch combined with the story was perfect
I love how often you upload. This certainly proves that dehydration results in productivity.
Peli I love how you actually have fun playing this game, unlike other youtubers. You've earned my sub :)
5:07 The way that dude just stood there lol
UNFAZED
It’s funny because when Pelican tells an interesting life story of his I don’t know if it really happened him or not.
I hijacked my school’s PA system and played Ali-A’s intro earrape until everyone subscribed to papa Peli.
3:53 This has to be the longest story I've heard you tell and it was glorious. Made me laugh so much harder bc it was barely related to what you were talking about
I 360 no scope coughed on someone the other day
Epic
Chilizz ikr
epic gamer moment
Alf xi yep
the hero we need
So are we not gonna talk about how his dog is called Marto's Mom😂
The presentation should have been: hey lads and lasses, thicc boi peli here
Vorname Nachname This Is A Honest Well Mannered & Non-Religious Christian Prank Channel Sir, That Introduction Wouldn’t Be Family Friendly
RoFL BallERKiNG are you seriously calling thicc people not-family friendly. Let me talk to the manager
These videos are so entertaining that I forget to give them a like
"If you've ever seen one of Riley Reids Educational videos, I'm like all 8 of the black guys."
This literally killed me. I had to sit down. I was no joke about to look up "Riley Reid Educational videos" just because I was so confused until its completion.
Papa Peli. You are THE MAN. I just found you because of Vigor and now I've watched most of your videos because you are freaking amazing and so damn funny. Keep doing what you do you Legendary Malaka!
This video was great. Keep making amazing content and of course stay hydrated.
Never have i clicked a notification so fast. Seriously guys click post notification
Holy heck yeah
“ in the panic & confusion I quickly ask Maddie if she could please send me a photo of her feet and she respectfully declines “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 man i’m hanging to see Maddies feet plz keep asking her 😂
the female foot picture thing, i don't know why but it works. i've got people laying legendary beasts onto my horse when i changed my xbox pfp to my feet. i'm holding a pickle between my toes. they must all be massive Rick fans
There were two toxic players chasing me and my friends around the map so we made them follow us to the river and we kept lassoing them and would almost drown them over and over to assure their proper hydration. As that spreads the good word of your channel
Papa Peli you should play the story mode of Red Dead as it is really wholesome, I would love to drink water to the story mode with your sexy voice.
“How to destroy toxic players”
That’s what he said
ok
ok
ok
ok
ok
1:22 "Riley Reid's educational videos, I'm all the 8 black guys" lmfaooo
Etern4l Saiy4n You’ve never watched porn that’s not a cartoon
@@DeliriousArgus wym? If you must know I have standards my friend, high standards even. Hentai is for plebs
I stayed so hydrated that I could click on this video in milliseconds
eat your cereal
See, it really pays off lads and lasses.
Honestly Peli is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels
That Riley Reid reference was great
I kidnapped a family, dressed them up as pelicans, and shoved them off my roof, yelling “ flyyyyyy! “ and “ sub to modest pelican “. The funeral director didn’t seem too happy though...
I still think he should make a discord server called stay hydrated
One day, while I was doing a local delivery for my trader career, a couple of players rode up behind me. I was a little uncomfortable, but I didn’t think much of it as my small wagon was rather slow and I thought they would just ride around me. And seeing how they both displayed blue icons with one of them being a star icon, I believed that they were just going on their merry way just like me. That is, until one of them shot me in the back of the head! And here’s the thing, I was doing a local delivery, not a distant one, so it wasn’t like they could do anything like take my goods for themselves. And yet, after they killed me, they also destroyed my wagon! Probably with dynamite. Of course, I was still able to pick up some of the goods and I delivered them, earning a decent cut of the money. But something about these two seemed a little...salty. I get that it’s part of the game, but these guys didn’t have the decency to attack me when they would actually get something out of it. It’s like they just wanted to troll somebody. So as you can probably imagine, I wanted revenge. Now, just like Modest Pelican, I usually try not to be the guy who shoots first, but this was definitely a lesson that sometimes you need to be. And just like Pelican, I was very willing to go far out of my way to get my revenge. I lost most of my goods, didn’t have any pelts, nor anything else that could be taken. There is nothing more dangerous than a vengeful gunslinger with nothing to lose. I got my chance when I found the same two players in the town that my delivery was bound for. I knocked the star-icon player a good couple times in a row. Once for killing me, then again for coming back. I wasn’t able to get his partner, but I was satisfied none the less.
I guess the moral of the story is to try and be part of that 75% of players who are nice and fair, but if someone rides up on you and makes you uncomfortable, don’t ignore your instincts.
I became a hostage negotiator and I’ve started to negotiate with coronavirus and asking them to stop holding ppl hostages and stop killing them all over the world, they said it’s a necessity for everyone to stay hydrated and sniff water and drink water all the time
But low-key with corona, I hope yall staying safe out there.❤️❤️
Your cafe story was hilarious. Staying hydrated.
Holy heck yeah
Modest Pelican: *exists*
Africans: _That is tha man.. that man give us water!_
I did what he said with an airsoft gun and got left off with a warning
Im glad u upload more frequently now bc these past few months have been personally depressing and you always make me laugh lol
It's 1 am and I can't stop watching ur videos!
You know your early when there’s 0 views but 145 likes
Modest pelican: every now and then I step back and assess what I am doing...
Me who threatened to execute 100 people if all residents in my city don't subscribe to him:
AM I A JOKE TO YOU
I wish u were a joke because then u might actually be funny
Stay Hydrated Or You Will Will Become A Hostage Negotiator And Maddy Will Have A PG 13 Wrestling Match With Another Malaca Which Is Not Quite Wholesome
yup
Finboy Beutlin good
I am hydrated now
QuackyBoi epic
4:52 Your personal horse has been destroyed call Mors Mutual to make a claim.
Is this a true story 4:20 if so pelican is a genuine mastermind
Please put on a shirt. I'm having trouble keeping my water down.
Wel u just messed up your t shirt ownings xD
The last time I was this early my dad hasn’t left us yet
those were the days
My lord I have come early and I am hydrated 💧
You have the best "stay home and work" job going, I may go into this if this goes on to long!
Your hilarious videos entertained be through crazy 2020 and quarantine and continue to do so.
My wife left me and took the kids but luckily I'm still good friends with her boyfriend 👌 got to look on the bright side of life ya know
9:42 “I’ll get em back, men are pretty bad at giving birth” haha, I mean the comment before is pretty good too, ahah.
Hey peli I just pushed my friend of a high mountain So he falls down in the lake in order to be hydrated
I drink a litre of water by the time I finish one of this man's videos. Forever hydrated
This is the Great Adventure of modest pelican
In
The
Wild
Wild
WEST$!!!!
Now im highdrated
More Red Dead 2!! One of the most hydrated games out there
I stood on the roof of a ten-story building the other day and amassed quite a crowd. The police, the fire department, and even an ambulance showed up!
I yelled about your channel to spread the good word. Hope it helps! Also pay my bail
Press left on the dpad and go to online options and enable defensive mode this means people can’t auto aim on you and if they shoot first you get advantages like knowing there location
I absolutely love you’re manager story. Thanks for the laughs