This song fits Bill perfectly because it's a perfect mix of jazzy showbiz sound and maniacal dark humor delivered in a laid back casual way. plus the singer sounds like him
Just a suggestion, go to KissCartoon. They have all of the Gravity Falls episodes without ads. I'm currently rewatching all of it and finding the secrets
2:42 fun fact: since bill left dipper's body here, there were a few seconds where the body had no spirit. this means that dipper was dead on stage for a good few seconds.
Not to mention if Mabel hadn't given Bipper the book, Bill, inside of Dipper's body would've thrown himself off the water tower to make it look like Dipper died, and to make it so Dipper can't get back into his body.
+SuperAmazingDerpyFantastic Espeon u know that the singer is in a group..aka I can't decide by scissor sisters..almost all the songs sound like bill...somehow..
115_zombie_slayer Bill hasn't been exposed to the elements of harmony... plus, he can only do messed up stuff in the dreamscape. Discord alters reality >:D
Frisk Dremurre I can see the show being brought back in some manner, be it short film, comics or a new season. It's unlikely that they are done in Gravity Falls.
It's ironic that it says it, not anything hidden. Wendy is looking at the playbill for the show, as in the summary of the show and cost, like a poster. .-.
Lyrics: It's not easy having yourself a good time Greasing up those bets and betters Watching out they don't four-letter F**k and kiss you both at the same time Smells like something I've forgotten Curled up died and now it's rotten I'm not a gangster tonight Don't wanna be a bad guy I'm just a loner baby And now you've gotten in my way I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride It's a b**ch convincing people to like you If I stop now call me a quitter If lies were cats you'd be a litter Pleasing everyone isn't like you Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled I've got to hand it to you You've played by all the same rules It takes the truth to fool me And now you've made me angry I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride Oh, I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone Oh, I could bury you alive But you might crawl out with a knife And kill me when I'm sleeping That's why I can't decide Whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why My heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride you're very welcome
@@weskercide it is and my brother has watched (well I did and never let anyone change the channel) since he was 3 and I was 7 it left me happy for eternity but the song isn't in the show
Guys I just realized that bills original disighn was going to be green and he looked like a leaf when he's yellow he's a nacho and when he red he is a dorito and green red and yellow Are the colors of traffic lights this means that bill is watching us through traffic lights I never got so much likes
Hello there, young traveler from the past. I'm from 2022, and I just wanted to tell you that...... This video currently has 3.9M views. Thank you for reading.
Hey hey hey hey hey hi uhhhhh a person called Lucas pensworth made an adventure zone animatic for this song and if you like good story’s and haven’t listened to taz listen to it then watch the animatic
And if there a male character thats being evil because of them being possessed it kinda makes them look hot......... like When Bipper when he was holding the robe ti the cake.
I think my favorite thing about Bill is that you can so clearly understand his feelings based on his expressions, despite having only an eye to convey them.
This is the video that got me into Gravity Falls. This single video is the video that started everything. I made friends, got to watch a beautiful show, and got to experience great things. Thank you. Really, thank you so much.
I heard this song a really long time ago, but after watching Gravity Falls, and loving that flying Dorito, Bill Cipher, I can say without a fact, that this man sounds like Bill. I love it (:
I came here because I like the song but I couldn't help noticing the giant sentient illuminati sign floating around. Gravity falls has thoroughly piqued my interest.
REMEMBER.... REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Love this song and I just love love love love it and my fav part is "No wonder why my heart feels dead inside it's cold and hard and petrified now lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride" AND I JUST LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG *keeps blabbering about how great this song is*
I ACTUALLY DON'T FIND CURSE WORDS VERY USEFUL, KID. THEY ARE ONLY AN UNNECESSARY EXTENSION IN THE HUMAN LANGUAGE THAT EXPRESSES EMOTIONS IN A WAY THAT COULD EASILY BE EXPRESSED WITH MORE MATURE VOCABULARY.
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This is terrifyingly accurate when it comes to Bill's personality
Especially when it does the voice-layering thing like Bill's voice
Emily Sonn its spooky
basically the unofficial theme song
Yes
Yep
Especially those opening words. Like damn does it sound eerily similar.
Its a good song your just scared
This song fits Bill perfectly because it's a perfect mix of jazzy showbiz sound and maniacal dark humor delivered in a laid back casual way. plus the singer sounds like him
Roxy Cauldwell his is one of the most accurate and insightful comments I've ever seen on an AMV
Roxy Cauldwell That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Roxy Cauldwell yep
Roxy Cauldwell Ikr
I know
0:33 at 0:37 is the part were the music and the clip fit the most perfectly.
Ikr!!
Dead inside 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
2:00
IKR
IKR
*The Best part about this: The singer sounds like Bill*
yes 😐
yea
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@• Pašteł Płayž • 𝕠𝕜 ᒪOᒪ?
Yeah a little bit...
Honestly, this is probably the best song for Bill. Especially since the singer actually sounds kinda like him, echo and all.
I was thinking the same thing :D
Snappy Dragon Exactly! :3
Oh yeah that
Snappy Dragon Completely agreed.
Snappy Dragon I actually like this song.
I miss gravity falls it was such a good show
Just a suggestion, go to KissCartoon. They have all of the Gravity Falls episodes without ads. I'm currently rewatching all of it and finding the secrets
me too
+Miku Neko-Chan that's where I watched it from
SPONGEBOB was a better anime than gravity falls
Malachi1357-Mobile Games and More I found two faults in your comment, first, none of them are anime, they're cartoons, and second, no it isn't
The singer actually sounds like Bill, lol.
ikr
Primitive Pancakes hue hue hue
Deal? hehe
Fire Resistance heck yeah
+cwizthebuilder he is a singer
2:42
fun fact: since bill left dipper's body here, there were a few seconds where the body had no spirit. this means that dipper was dead on stage for a good few seconds.
@Geneya Henderson same..
Damn thats dark.
Not to mention if Mabel hadn't given Bipper the book, Bill, inside of Dipper's body would've thrown himself off the water tower to make it look like Dipper died, and to make it so Dipper can't get back into his body.
wow
O:
The creepiest thing about this is how the singer sounds like Bill.
Do you know what this means? The singer of the band IS the true Bill in this world! We have to stop him!
+SuperAmazingDerpyFantastic Espeon u know that the singer is in a group..aka I can't decide by scissor sisters..almost all the songs sound like bill...somehow..
Skit- Skat This just proves my argument.
I know. It's so creepy😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
+SuperAmazingDerpyFantastic Espeon No he isn't and I know you're just kidding😞😞😞😞😞😒😒😒😒😒
That moment when you realize Dipper's clothes are a part of his spirit..
***** lol
***** Hmm... That doesn't explain Mabel's sweaters.
I see people arguing about bill a discord lets but it this way friendship wont work on bill
***** Nothing is stronger than the power of Mabel.
115_zombie_slayer Bill hasn't been exposed to the elements of harmony... plus, he can only do messed up stuff in the dreamscape. Discord alters reality >:D
0:05 An accurate representation of Dipper's reaction if Bill actually broke out singing. xD
0:38
No, 2:27
Nope 6:00
national anthem for the criminally insane
It have to be anthem of this world.
my friend would say that’s her
hahah no
And I'll become one of them when I'm above 18
@@russianbroskie2026 no you won’t.
@@russianbroskie2026 no you won't
1:32 DIPPER LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THIS WAY TBH
+Mavis Queen hhhhhhhhh i knooow
He looks so good with that suit, without the hat and the creepy eyes.
He looks like be broke s nut in half
Yas queen
Ikr
I miss this show
Frisk Dremurre same
Frisk Dremurre I can see the show being brought back in some manner, be it short film, comics or a new season. It's unlikely that they are done in Gravity Falls.
Frisk Dremurre u can say that again
But your aim is getting better!
Yeah me too it kept me sane...
I don't know why but I love this song
same
same
Yea
same
same
my good singing voice while toturing souls!
Hi
Yeah i love you voice
Yee ur my fav character
I have a magical.... erm..... a magical stuffed animal. And two Guinea pigs to make a deal with you?....
Yes
am i the only one that cant stop listening to this song?
Pure Water no
@DavidGamingYT 1234 Haha! Nice! Sadly I joined the fandom only some days ago and this clip reminded me of this old song.
no
nope
Why the hell do I see you everywhere???
I just realized that the book Wendy is looking at on 2:17 says "PLAYBILL".....
._.
Omgosh
I saw that freaky
It's ironic that it says it, not anything hidden. Wendy is looking at the playbill for the show, as in the summary of the show and cost, like a poster.
.-.
+Envella creepy
REALLY?! XD
Lyrics:
It's not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don't four-letter
F**k and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I've forgotten
Curled up died and now it's rotten
I'm not a gangster tonight
Don't wanna be a bad guy
I'm just a loner baby
And now you've gotten in my way
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
It's a b**ch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Pleasing everyone isn't like you
Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
I've got to hand it to you
You've played by all the same rules
It takes the truth to fool me
And now you've made me angry
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
Oh, I could throw you in the lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone
Oh, I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's why
I can't decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride
you're very welcome
Awsome ! Thanks 🤩
Why did u dis to yourself
@@FisherMan2004 what
Thanks
nice It’s *BANG* your head not HANG your head
This song is perfect for Bill honestly. Not only does it sound like him, but this song has the same dark and sadistic humor that Bill was all about.
Best thing about this is the TV-Y7 Symbol xD
Ikr XD
XD
Y7? Y7?!?! *Y7?!?!??!?!?* This is (hopefully) not a show aimed at 7 year olds. If it was it would leave them traumatized
@@weskercide it is and my brother has watched (well I did and never let anyone change the channel) since he was 3 and I was 7 it left me happy for eternity but the song isn't in the show
Just imagine a TV-MA version of this!
0:07 the edited voice sounds like Bill's voice! Ugh, this song fits him almost too perfect
SUCH A BILL SONG!!! Even the voice is practically identical. And amazing job with the timing of the pictures.
Guys I just realized that bills original disighn was going to be green and he looked like a leaf when he's yellow he's a nacho and when he red he is a dorito and green red and yellow Are the colors of traffic lights this means that bill is watching us through traffic lights
I never got so much likes
Random Vidios *DUN DUN DUN*
Random Vidios H O T B E L G I A N W A F F L E S
How much MabelJuice have you been drinking?
conspiracy
TarotDona a lot
1:16 how to drink soda like a person
I like how you edited it to make the lyrics sorta match video
Epicminebloxian me too
that's- that's the point
Me trying to decide if i should eat all my younger brother's candy or not.
A Useless Axolotl Spawn me Back you useless shit.
NOW YOU CAN'T YOU KNOW WHY 🤡
Wow, homestuck. Dave is cool
Phew this could’ve gone a very different way lol
Do it
I can see Bill singing this...
Me too, and I bet he would if they didn't have to keep the show pg
Same here. It fits him so well! It's like the song was made for him
@@teamawesome5153 or bill was made for this song
He singing this song his eye XD
I want 1 hour of this
(;-;)
+Troy Adams your first beard
There's actually a 10 minute version of this
Same
right click on the video, there should be a "loop" option. just click that
omg i'm obsessted with this song HELPPP
Do any of you like Bill cipher?
Yes?
No?
Honestly I think if I was in the show I would find him pretty annoying. Basically I would react to bill in the same way dipper does.
yes mmeeeee3ee
+lps ooh la la (Ivy) EXCUSE ME?!
+lps ooh la la (Ivy) WHO DOESN'T??!!! XD HES MA ILLOOMANATI DORITO!! X3
+Bill Cipher Lol
Everyone’s talking about how well the voice fits Bill but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WELL THIS LINES UP
Video: Decent
Song: 100% perfect for Bill Cipher
Views: 1 Million
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Hello there, young traveler from the past. I'm from 2022, and I just wanted to tell you that......
This video currently has 3.9M views.
Thank you for reading.
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It's difficult to see Bill Cypher saying, "Fuck and Kiss you both at the same time" :'v
Heheh only in the Billdip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jpg no its not...
I thought it said, "fuckin kiss you both at the same time."
@@theengineerinabox2385 it does
Really? I could picture it pretty easily.
That little nacho is so bae
+XxNikkiVGamingxX Bill is danish poop?
RobotSnake xD
+XxNikkiVGamingxX ,Your profile pic reminds me of what I used to have. It was litterally the same just with a different background. That's cool.
Yesi Anya Meh, I rather not :P and plenty people like me :D
you mean that little Illuminati's brother Nacho
Did Gravity Falls actually introduce me to a new song that I really like? Seriously, I love it.
hey this is how i find every song i like: thru these animations
Meee toooooo
Same
Same
Hey hey hey hey hey hi uhhhhh a person called Lucas pensworth made an adventure zone animatic for this song and if you like good story’s and haven’t listened to taz listen to it then watch the animatic
Bill:Wanna make a deal?
Me:Sure. Just cuz you're cute and are my favorite character. ;)
Bill:Wtf.
Bill is my favorite character too:3
Kitsune yep
Kitsune honestly id react like that too if i were bill “wtf im a demon thats not cute”
He would be more like: DID YOU JUST CALLED ME CUTE? and go full beast mode just to show you that he isn't cute
same XD
timing....so perfect
voice....so perfect
WHY?!?
That video where you realize Bipper is actually kinda awesome.
I like it when main characters become evil for a time
Mabel Pines especially 1:29 to 1:35.
And if there a male character thats being evil because of them being possessed it kinda makes them look hot......... like
When Bipper when he was holding the robe ti the cake.
***** BILL! *hides in a bush*
***** *crawls out bush* im scared to say no........
Hearing a singer that sounds like Bill curse with clips of Bill, just made my day
bipper is kinda cute to my eyes
I feel the same way!!!!! :3
:o Was that a typo, or do you mean BillxDipper? o-o
no i mean bipper bill in dipper
Ohhh...
Same here
Господи какая настольгия, я обожала эту песню
Жиза
Я ее обожаю))
0:35 that was perfection
I remember watching this on repeat during Quarantine... I genuinely miss those days
I did the same thing😅😅😅
99% voice sounds like bill 1% bipper is awesome
I think my favorite thing about Bill is that you can so clearly understand his feelings based on his expressions, despite having only an eye to convey them.
This is the video that got me into Gravity Falls.
This single video is the video that started everything.
I made friends, got to watch a beautiful show, and got to experience great things.
Thank you. Really, thank you so much.
2:14 I'm I the only one that noticed the creep behind wendy watching them!
I heard this song a really long time ago, but after watching Gravity Falls, and loving that flying Dorito, Bill Cipher, I can say without a fact, that this man sounds like Bill. I love it (:
At the beginning i yelled "ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED!". My parents ran in like "What?" and I yelled back "ILLUMINATI!"
Lol
That just happened to me... Like right now... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED🔼
ILLUMINATI CONFIRED *EXPLOSION*
*EVEN BIGGER EXPLOSION*
D.N.A. Cat *even bigger then even bigger explosion*
If you listen closely you can hear...
The instruments
woah.
OMG
Yes you can OMG!
XD you fooled me
Lol
I can imagine Bill actually singing this
I love how this song fits Bill perfectly
It was this video that got me into Gravity Falls.
This video started it all.
And today it ended.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you.
This is awesome! It really feels like something bill would sing!
This brings back so many cherished memories :')
I've been looking for this song for ages!!
Me: I can't decide whether you should live or die...
Me thinking: When someone is being a jerk to me.
I-
I came here because I like the song but I couldn't help noticing the giant sentient illuminati sign floating around. Gravity falls has thoroughly piqued my interest.
It's the best show out there at the moment.
Go watch it now.
Ibney00 you Forgot Steven Universe
Opinions my friend.
I still think its better than Steven Universe but I haven't caught up with it yet so we will see.
Ibney00 I love gravity falls but love Steven Universe more.
Wheels Beer yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
I Love How Well This Goes Together!
this actually sounds like bills voice
When Bill Cipher is high.
:(
No this is just Bill. I live him. Bill plz marry me
@@geslaagdenoot2090 are you ok?
@@hauntedmem0ryz *no he isnt*
@@robynguthrie5243 and I thought being a furry would make me hated at least I ain’t him
I FREAKING MISSED THIS SONG SO MUCH!!! I haven't heard this song for an year! I still love it!
This is the OG. Like I see loads of new ones around now but just remember. THIS IS THE BEST
REMEMBER.... REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I ask my mom to buy gold but she said no.. Guess have to rob a Bank or something.
I'm to broke ;-;
This is perfect song for the senses
4 years later and I'm still addicted to this song, thanks dave
I fell in love with this song as soon as I heard the first few lines! Absolutely amazing!
"curled uptight now it's rotten " LITTERLY my heart
I love Bill Cipher, I love Gravity Falls, I love this song, and I love you for making it
this fits Bill perfectly
This... this is beatiful.
THIS is the villain song he deserves.
Not "We'll meet again". THIS IS PERFECT FOR HIM. If only erase the insults to match de rate xD
THIS IS WHY I REMEMBER THIS SONG
LOL
This is probably one of my favorite songs ever... and now... it has Bill in it. °Д°
this is so perfectly timed! 👌👌👌
This song Really works well For bill i know that this song was made before gravity falls but it still feels like it was made for him
1:26 looks more constipated then angry
I watched the whole series 3 times. 120 episodes. I don't regret a minute. Best spent time of my life.
Love this song and I just love love love love it and my fav part is "No wonder why my heart feels dead inside it's cold and hard and petrified now lock the doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride" AND I JUST LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SONG *keeps blabbering about how great this song is*
Why does bill cipher's glow speech and actions fit so well with the song?
Y E S
Y7 rating, with swears :D
This show showed someone get killed by an axe
I love Alex Hirsch
This isn't the actual audio
Peter Yang I know, but the water mark (Y7 Rating) was in dis vid.
One does not simply teach kids swears
I'm just watching this because I miss the show and I like the song.
Just amazing. I'm showing this to all my enemies
I love how when Bill leaves Dipper's body he literally flings himself across the room lmao
It's worrying that this sounds like his voice....
worrying....and awesome.
Bill is the one character I KNOW WILL FUCK SHIT UP.
Fits so good
Nostalgic
"It's not easy having yourself a good time."
So I guess....
He's gonna have...
A BAD TIME. (Don't kill me)
HELLO FELLOW TRASH
HELLO!
+Flowey The Flower hello :3
+Flowey The Flower LOL A DEMONIC FLOWER
YES!!
0:06 = Dipper's face when he (for some reason) see's this video
omg, it would be so amazing if this song was actually in the show it sounds just like him! one of the best shows btw
I kinda flipped out because I thought Bill was actually singing this because it sounds so accurate to his voice
Shit I so fucking agree
1:33 forget about that furry dancing this is my new favorite image.
0:36 My God that was perfectly synched.
"My heart is dead inside..." Yes. Yes it is.
That’s quirky
@Delilah Duran 😀
Well then Bill.
Didn't know you had such naughty language.
I ACTUALLY DON'T FIND CURSE WORDS VERY USEFUL, KID. THEY ARE ONLY AN UNNECESSARY EXTENSION IN THE HUMAN LANGUAGE THAT EXPRESSES EMOTIONS IN A WAY THAT COULD EASILY BE EXPRESSED WITH MORE MATURE VOCABULARY.
Got it from this dimension!
Ikr XD
Bill Cipher
Of course you got it from this dimension. Let me guess, you spent time in New York?
+Lalamonkey XD
Who still watching in 2017 I will still watch this till I die
StampyLongDan Me.
Jo
StampyLongDan REMBER REALITYS AN ILUSION THE UNIVERS IS A HALOGRAM BUY GOLD BYYYYYEEEEE
Iam watching this in 2018
Sorry 2018 now buddy
What's even better is the one from Scissor Sisters that sang this sounds almost exactly like Bill
i don't think there is anyone more fiting then bill cipher for this song
Iluminnatie /_\
it even sounds a bit like him singing it x)
Emmett Collins-Rivera En elti
Bill Ciper
look bill, i think your awsome but i can't crack your codes
Bill Ciper oh no,I.... Never mind Lol JK. I'm doing this for a joke yes. Hahahaha. Nothing more to say.
I love these versions cuz this is my favorite song