Drunk Man Causes 4-Vehicle Accident Then Goes Nuts
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- On September 29, 2021, police were notified of a male that drank too much and left a local bar driving a darker-colored vehicle in La Crosse, WI. Later, a witness called in an accident involving the same vehicle crashing into parked cars on the road. Turned out the man did drink a bit too much...
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Intro Song:
Danger Snow by Dan Henig
The cops are at fault here. The man clearly stated that "that shit can not happen bro", yet the shit kept happening.
The bro defense should have worked here if not the I gotta fart clause, im perplexed tbh..
He seemed like such a fine young man... On his way to a feed the children ceremony ....
It’s like they have the power to warp the laws of reality. But it’s ok, bro. He respects them and simultaneously wanted them to fuck off.
Hahahaha I got so sick of hearing the word bro
If I had a dollar for ever time he said BRO !!!!!
When Andre woke up in jail in the morning, he realized that the shit did indeed happen.
Hysterical!!
THAT SHIT CANnot HAPPEN BRO
@@DiegoBotello bro.
Lol
Much to his dismay I might add.
This man went through all the phases of being drunk in 5 minutes, confusion, anger, my mom's going to be pissed, hate of cops, then........ "I love you guys" which is of course the final stage before black out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love how he’s in front of a beer manufacturer, wasted, having to fart, fighting the cops. That’s an epic night, “bro.”
F*cking bro
One for the historical records.
Naw that's a horrible night, someone could have been killed. An epic night is when my sober friend was driving me home in his Corvette and I jumped out of the car to go back to the party and a cop pulled my sober friend over to check his exhaust and see if his car was street legal while I stumbled back to the party. They let my friend go but they didn't even question the drunk dude randomly leaping out of a moving car, they just wanted to check my guys car out.
You can almost hear Morgan Freeman responding,
“But that shit was indeed happening.”
lmao xD
I am dying 😂😂
LMAO good one.
I laughed audibly
😂
"I GOTTA FART"
i'd have died if one of the cops responded with "that shit cannot happen bro"
Yeah. We need @Donut Operator to weigh in on this. Everyone in La Crosse needs to crap, now they need to fart too.
That would've been golden
I always wonder what the protocol for officers engaging in banter with a perp is.
@@uncledoctor6920 It depends on the banter. It can be used to relax a suspect and build rapport for interrogation purposes. But when it's used as malicious gossip against another person it should be shut down HARD. In this case it might help calm the guy down, but I think he was too altered for it to really be effective.
@@Listrynne agree on both counts, Andre was so out of his gourd I doubt he even remembered his own name.
“Look, I love you guys, but there’s a certain point where you gotta get off of me”
Weirdly coherent compared to the rest
I love it
7:16
😂😂😂
When he said, you got me in hand cuffs?? After being in them for ten minutes on the ground already I died😂
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this shit literally cannot happen. His mom is going to be pissed. I have nothing further.”
Your honor we request a 15 minutes recess. He’s gotta fart bro.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣 a drunk kangaroo got convicted in a kangaroo court
You forgot the Bro at the end of that quote
Bro.
At the trial, Andre's attorney said:
"Members of the jury, that shit can not happen, bro".
His attorney went on to declare, "He had to fart" and that "his mom was fuckin pissed bros" and that they "didn't understand" in an apparent attempt to elicit sympathy for his client.
😄😀😆🤣
Rumor has it, he represented himself. He took a 2 hour correspondence course. How funny was this guy? He must have been so lit. He was in handcuffs for 5 minutes. Hey man, you have me in handcuffs?
tbh, I’d acquit
I laughed so hard at this I almost fell off my bed
If only he had a card on him stating “This cannot happen” then this could have all been avoided
Lol. Would make a good T-shirt
He should have it tattooed on his forehead, just in case he’s sleeping, passed out, or dead when the shit starts.
😂😂😂😂lol
He forgot his Uno reverse card.
@@jameswest8280he could’ve arrested the cop while the cop screamed “this shit literally cannot happen”
New rule:
Anyone who says “bro” more than 10 times in a conversation must immediately be sent to jail for violating the “annoyance” law.
100% this is the guy nobody invites out to go drinking but he just shows up anyway.
With or without his mother.
He/she/they*
@@RuthRader probably with, but then leaves without her.
I knew one guy like that. Turns out, he was an alcoholic and a Meth addict.
Just one!?!
Andre: "Mom, I crashed your car bro."
Mom: "That shit cannot happen!"
!
☠️ bahaha well played
Lmfao hahahaha 💀💀💀💀💀
Lmao 🤣😂
I see you, I see you, sheeeeesh!
I watched a few episodes of COPS before I watched a few episodes of Code Blue Cam. It's a different world. The average cop on the beat in La Crosse is someone I would like to know, have lunch with, and welcome into my family. How these officers avoid the ugly snark of Cops when they are dealing with deeply stupid people amazes me. I respect you, officers.
If all cops were like the ones I see on code blue cam public opinion would be a lot different
The difference is the era. Cops was filmed in the early 2000s when body cams weren’t used and police brutality was rampant
I’m glad it’s turned around.
Because the show Cops is “copaganda,” propaganda to make the public have sympathy for police.
@@Emmjoans Police brutality is still very much a problem, its just not the departments that openly accept body cams doing it.
Seriously. I've been watching code blue cam for a few weeks now. And I am just amazed at their patience. Also some of these videos crack me up of how childish these grown ups are. I'll just start laughing 😂
The irony that these officers are arresting this man for drunk driving in front of a brewery is truly palpable.
Guy didn’t even make it a block
@@zachv2681 that's OK, he got a courtesy ride.
Not really ironic, more like expected...
They definitely make the best beer😬🤣
“Your honor, my client didn’t aim to drink the most beer… only the best. I rest my case.”
What's worse is not Mom's car being destroyed, but the fact that Mom has to deal with him saying "bro" every 7 seconds for the rest of her life.
Was it really worth it to ban abortion?
If “all life is valuable” explain this goddamned idiot..
Momz should've thought twice about having a BRO so young .
Mom when she saw her car... this shit ain't happening bro.
We had to stop taking calls from our nephew who said "dude" every other word!
@@alicelatouche3130 this Made me laugh, I hope he’s ona better Path now
I took a shot every time he said “That shit cannot happen, bro” Now I’m drunk and that shit cannot happen, bro!
Are you still with us?
@@disbelief3911 that shit cannot happen bro!
@@WQQKIE I farted everytime you took a shot then I sharted and then realized shit happens
It has come full circle. You are now Andre 😳
Underrated comment bro😂😂😂
"I gotta fart. That's what im sayin". Absolute poetry.
I think this is as close to drunk without passing out you can get. Zero chance he’ll remember a second of this.
Not even 3 minutes in and I have a feeling even if he was sober, I'd hate him.
What the fuck, Bro? That shit cannot happen.
@@IHateNicolasCage 😂
His poor mom!
Read it as date
For me, anyone that uses ‘bro’ more than about once a week qualifies.
This guy is the perfect example of why I hate being around drunk people.
All drunks are different.
I had an ex who got like this after a few drinks, ruined my whole perception of drinking I won’t even touch it now.
Yeah, that shot can't happen, bro.
Im typically a happy drunk, but i wouldnt wanna be around drunk me either 🤣🤣
If you think this is how drunk people generally act then you hang around the wrong types of people lol
Not the beer company motto right behind the guy as he’s being arrested 😂😂😂😂
Growing up I was taught to respect law enforcement, so needless to say I have the utmost respect for what these men and women do every day, this channel has only made me respect what they do even more..
Seems like a fine young man who knows what can and cannot happen.
Imagine how much his world view was upended when he finally realized “that shit” can, indeed, HAPPEN!
@B12 Deficient
😂🤣Good One😂🤣
Lmao
😄😄😄
Pffft!
I like how homeboy is scared of his mom more than he is the police...😅
Well he did not really comprehend the situation. His mind went from place to place every 5 seconds. He did not even notice the handcuffs for minutes.
The problem is that he’s not afraid of him mom enough, if I pulled this shit I’d be begging them NOT to call my mom lmao 😂
Moms the only thing he answers to, he never said dad once this is a clue about the suspects upbringing and lack of any real masculine energy you get a foul mouthed addict disrespecting everyone there to help him after he nearly killed himself I don’t think he will be long for this world going down this path
@@Gqgeorge1453 Mom's custody or jail?
Jail please. She left me in jail for two weeks. I was grateful for that. Gave her time to cool off. I'm 40. She's in her 60s and disabled. I'm not ashamed to admit that she can still kick my ass. 🤣
he should be
3:51 "We don't aim to make the most beer...only the best."
The irony of a promotion of alcohol in the background during an arrest of a DUI accident.
I thought I was the only one that saw that 😂😂😂
I was literally thinking the same thing while watching. I was like "What are the odds man?"
You don't understand, his mom is gonna be pissed, dawg...
Judge: You've been charged with driving while intoxicated and causing a 4-car accident.
Andre: That shit cannot happen, bro.
Judge: Shrewd defense indeed. Case dismissed.
sad part that's the way the court system works where this happened
The "Evil Twin" defense.
No it doesn’t Matt but good try trying to find a way to politically complain on every subject
...and overuse of the word, "bro".
Had to be more than just drunk…
The officers were clearly in violation of “Bro” Clause 2200, Section 14 which clearly states “This s*** can’t happen bro.”
Tell it to the judge.
@@roadking99jokerst60 He will.
Lmaooooo
Chris M-😁😊😄😃😉
But he had to fart which immediately nullifies your argument -
I have a few things to say.
One the music in your car does NOT stop once you get into an accident
AND I am 100% confident this man tells everyone every time he has to fart.
Actions like this is why I quit drinking 30 years ago. Whenever I’m around people drinking and they start acting out, I leave. I don’t attend any functions where alcohol is served. I’ve lost a lot of friends’ and gatherings due to the fact I don’t drink but if this is their attitude, I haven’t lost anyone. So sad.😢
"That shit cannot happen bro"
*proceeds to do everything to ensure that shit is happening*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
ah dude was going to jail anyway. It was happening regardless.
I'm glad this guy and everyone else involved is okay. I legit haven't laughed this hard at a police video like.... ever? Ever. Andre goes from "FUCK Y'ALL!! Y'ALL AINT SHIT!" to "You guys do a great job by the way..." It's like, his intoxication has bipolar disorder.
@@elesjuan Mental disorders get amplified when you drink or use dope. Never a good thing to see.
@@dondmon96 so we should just give everyone a pass because of "mental disorders". Come live in NYC for a year and see how you feel about rampant crime and feeling like you need to watch your back all the time.and it's 100% due to shitty liberal policies of letting all the criminals do whatever they want
@@elesjuan “I GOTTA FART” Drunks are fun 😆
The beer advertising while trying to arrest a drunk driver is classic.
This whole video was an advertisement. Lmao
It’s very Wisconsin
G. Heileman Brewing Company right there in La Crosse. They also owned La Croix canned sparkling water.
“I gotta fart, that’s all I’m sayin”
Only the best
I would love to be in the courtroom when these videos are played back right in front of the person, sober!🤣
Andre: that shit cannot happen bro!
Cop: son of a.......you're free to go.
There's something poetic about being arrested for drunkenly causing a car accident under a sign that says "WE DON'T AIM TO MAKE THE MOST BEER, ONLY THE BEST!"
BWAHAHAHA...thought I was the only one!
Andre didn't aim to make that shit happen. It just did. :D
@@bluecollarcanuck against all odds too, bc that shit cannot happen bro!!
Perfect!
Lol right when I read this comment I saw those words on the building hahaha what a coincidence
really wish that every single arrest with a drunk like this would end up with them being forced to watch the cop cams and dash cams start to finish, after they’re sober. With their parents.
Drunk people are the worst.
@What?? Did you ever see 'Canadian man arrested, sings Bohemian Rhapsody'? He posted the video himself as a reminder of how drunk he was that night. A self punishment added on top of whatever the court gave him.
@@teaburg lol
They should get to post this video to all his social accounts. Public shaming. We have the tools to bring the stocks back to publicly humiliate people with their own behavior.
@@Ddub1083 lol. China does something similar to this. Probably not the worst strategy.
another grown man wanting law enforcement to call his "momma"
"Fuck you. Fuck you. You guys do a great job by the way."
I'm literally in tears... 🤣😂
saaaaaame
"You fuck you pieces of shit! Yo, I love you guys... *Incoherent babbling*... you guys gotta call my mom"
Let us never forget great lines like
Officer: "What hurts Andre?"
Andre: "Everything, bro! NOTHING HURTS ON ME!"
and
"Fuck you, what are you? What the fuck are you DAWG?"
“I gotta fart, that’s what I’m saying”
That's one of the biggest signs that he's wasted.
@@Listrynne Oh, there are so, so, so many that our boy Is over .08. The beer sign is perfection.
At some point you just have to accept that: this IS in fact happening, bro.
Yeah he'll have that same realization during his 5 years in prison when he's cornered in the prison laundry by "Bubba" 🤣
Nah, bro, did not happen.
Said the Jews in nazi Germany.... .
Exactly! Bc when four Cops have to kneel on your arms & legs while you are prone, face down on a dirty side walk.... IT IS HAPPENING "bro"!! What a Dumb, Dumb!!
I think that ALL DUI cases Nationwide, should have to watch their Dumb Selves getting Arrested on Video, a few times, before they can be released!
When he goes "i love this song!" 😂😂 i had to laugh 😂 definetly drunk
I always find it amusing that the perpetrators always seem to be more scared of their mothers finding out what they did than getting arrested by the police
Thats cuz mentally they are like 8 year olds
Police don't have the la chancla throwing skills
I know that it’s subtle, but those with a trained eye may pick up on the hints and small indications that he may, in fact, be slightly intoxicated.
Are you sure? Someone who was under the influence would be unaware that that shit cannot happen, bro, whereas this gentleman was completely clear on that point.
See,I knew SOMETHING was off I just couldn't put my finger on it 😂
Impossible. That shit cannot happen, bro. Were you not listening?
LMFAOOOOO
100% he tripping balls
I've been blackout drunk before. Several times. But even at my drunkest, I can't imagine being *this* fucked up. This dude is on a different plane of reality.
Are we sure this shit even happened, though? Because he stated multiple times that this shit can't happen. On a slightly related note, I wonder if he ever visited the toilet. Because something tells me that shit did NOT happen.
@@hurrigame bro but for real, that shit did not happen
For real bro @Peyton Alexander
Yeah when you are an alcoholic your tolerance gets so high you can get really drunk without just passing out. This guy probably had a BAC that would kill your average person.
Maybe he thought he was playing pool or ping pong with cars 🤣
You hear lots of “bros”, lots of “dogs” but never, ever any apology or accountability from these idiots
Crazy how the drunk dude laying in the street isn’t being apologetic or intelligent, almost like he’s intoxicated or something
😂😂😂 I have never laughed out loud at one of these but him struggling and then saying “you guys are doing a good job” 😂😂😂
Must be weird to be drunk out of this world and being held to the ground by police all while listening to your favorite playlist.
"yeah I love this song"
Probably as close as you can get to an out of body experience without actually dying.
@@uncledoctor6920 Haha I guess you're right!
I'm going to take a guess and say that alcohol wasn't the only factor here. I can't see how a guy could be this out-of-his-gourd on alcohol while still being able to operate a vehicle. Most people who have reached this level of non-comprehendus on booze are barely able to get IN a car, much less operate one. And they certainly wouldn't have his level of energy.
(singing the song)...
pause...
"man fuck you pieces of shit!"
I lold
The best part was him insulting the cops, then immediately telling them he loved them.
F*ck you guys! I love you guys! I’m trying to protect you guys! Ouchhhh! You’re doing a good job, great job guys. 😂😂😂😂
He said i like this song dadadada cdfu
Or 3:20 telling them he needs to fart😂
@@t.m.1537His radio set survived the crash!
🤣
At least he warned them that he'd kick them in the face, thus distinguishing the shit that COULD happen.
Well obviously, the minute someone says that something can’t happen, the police are supposed to just throw up their hands and say, “Have a good night!”
The cops are never as scary as your mom when she finds out you crashed her grocery getter while out partying. Rip Andre.
See that scene in Southland? 🤔
I really doubt his mom will be that surprised😂😂she will probably get the call and be like “again?? God damnit Andre”
ONLY if she is European....🤣
That shit cannot happen..... bro.
Out comes the flip flop and it's all over
What's important after a serious crash is to sit and listen to your car stereo at high volume.
What bothers me is he has no idea or cares about 4 others he crashed into and he never seems to care if anyone’s dead or injured!
Feel bad for his mom and the Officers who had to deal with him.
I just can't understand why Andre was arrested.
1) He called the officers "bros" dozens of times. Bro etiquette requires letting another bro go
2) He clearly explained to the officers that this $*#t could not happen and that his mom would be pissed
3) After repeated attempts to reason with the officers on a bro level, Andrew put the officers on notice by referring to them as "dogs"
4) As a last resort, he clearly warned them that he was going to have to fart on them, but the officers still did not let him go.
Literally bro it’s bro code bro
The fart would have probably the only way to get the officers off him but he didn’t put his money where his mouth was.
That is one solid case, I'm sure his bro-ttornies got it from there,
A very astute observation of the bro code etiquette.
@@bryanrussell6679 indeed it is bro
Police officer: “Hey man, it’s just property it can be replaced”
This guy: _“AAAWUAAAHHHHHHH”_
*That was deep, I felt that.*
This comment has me laughing like a windex bottle
Your doing a great job man!
Can not stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest shiit ever 😂😂😂
Andre is channeling Sam Kinison.
I came here to say this, but knew in my heart it had already said.
Once again, never trust a person who says the word "bro" this often.
The way he says ”I gotta FART” is killin me 🤣
Hats off to the brave officer that stayed near Andre's butt, even after he said he was going to fart.
💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And to think people want to defund or abolish the police. Who else is gonna put themselves on the line like that? I know I sure as hell wouldn't
So brave to put on that uniform every day, knowing he may be injured in the line of "doodie"! 🤣
I didn't say fart, I said SHART! lolol
This guy is a man of wise words, _“Bro that shit cannot happen bro”_ & _“I gotta FART that’s what I’m sayin”_ are two quotes that are going to go down in history.
Had such a good laugh.
at your comment clip reading it while it played .lmfao
I had to go back and made sure I heard that right the first time LOL
When you have to fart, you have to fart. S'just street law, dog.
I have already trademarked the bumper stickers for both quotes!!
LOL... between "I'm gonna fart!" and him screaming like a girl and being so afraid of his mommy, I'm dyin'. And is that "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?" I keep hearing in the background? Oh lordy, and the grunting, and the conflicting statements right after one another, and the "I love you guys", and bro, bro, bro... yup. One of the funnier ones.
What a kind young man. He even complimented the officers on their hard work
He is actually a nice guy sober. I used to work with him
@@madisonburksparker4287
The fact that he didn’t even realize he was in handcuffs is insane lol bro was beyond drunk, he was obliterated
Are we sure he’s been drinking?😜🤪
@notfiveo He don’t need to consent, they got a warrant.
@@connorcoultas9629 a drunk person can’t consent to anything. They can legally detain him and take him in, but they can’t expect him to make rational choices.
@@BeckBeckGo if they have a warrant it doesn’t really matter does it..
I love how he politely told the officer he was going to kick him in the face, before he tried to kick him in the face.
Quite the gentleman!
And warned them he was going to fart🤣
Midwest nice.
@@usafinland3919 That was hilarious!
@@jimschleich8753 that's definitely Midwest nice lmao 😂😂😂
7:04 "yeah, I love this song. Ddduhduhuuuuhhhh" lmao! 🤣
Only 1 way to get as drunk as him: take a shot every time he says "but this shit cannot happen bro!"
"Are you hurt?"
"My mom's hurt!"
"Your mom's in the car?"
"My mom's car is hurt!"
His confused “WTF!” after that got me 😂
whats her first name ................................Mom
@@happy_sad_sleepy 🤣😂
@@whatadollslife 🤣😂
Same I’m so laughing my mom car hurts 😂😂😂
Words of wisdom from someone who is truly a scholar among men:
"That shit cannot happen bro!"
"My mom is going to be pissed dog!"
"I gotta fart!"
Honorable mention: “I’m gonna kick your officer in the face bro” (moments before attempting to kick an officer in the face)
@@funx24X7 Socrates doesn't have shit on this man.
@@TheBattleRabbit860 lol
The exact quote is: "I gotta fart, that's what I'm saying!"
“Do you got me in handcuffs?”
Anyone else notice the “we don’t aim to make the most beer… only the best” 😂😂
I watch DUI videos every day while I work out just to reinforce I’ve made the best choice not to drink anymore hahahaha shit can’t be happenin’ bro.
He clearly told the cops that shit cannot happen, bro. Why didn’t they let him go?
😭😭
Did he though? I'll have to watch it again because I don't remember him saying that at all
@@Dr.Acula76 I had to rewatch it a couple times, it was so quick that I missed it.
If he was black, they would have let him go.
I’ll bet it was because he kept saying “bro” in every sentence and the cops found it annoying and idiotic.
The scariest part is he doesn't even know he's in handcuffs and he's caused a four car wreck
✨alcohol✨
But he apparently knows that his mom is going to be pissed! 😬
@@dnache7553 That shit cannot happen, bro! 😅
@@dnache7553 nothing more sobering than the rage of a mother 😅
Should have just put 2 in his head and left him behind the wheel.
“WHAT ARE YOU!?”
“I’m a police officer”
“oh you’re a police officer… SMD BRO!!!” 💀💀💀
How drunk do you have to be to not sober up after you wreck your car.. and then to still not sober up when three cops are on top of you while you're handcuffed
I love that he keeps jumping around from "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU GUYS" to "I love you guys so much, thank you for everything you do" right back to "OWWW FUCK YOU", and finally "I GOTTA FART"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was looking for a comment talking about this. Lmao 🤣
Later, he was charged with Assault with a Silent But Deadly Weapon.
The way he said fart tho I couldn’t stop laughing😭😭😭😭 I gotta fààAAaarttuh”
"We don't aim to make the most beer... only the best, for the dumbest!"
Andre seems like the kind of drunk to try to fight you, then 2 minutes later he's hanging off your shoulder declaring you his best bro ever.
@@siegedoyle not funny to be an alcoholic bro 💯
And somehow crash every party despite you telling everybody you do invite to not let Andre know.
Drink as much as you want! Do not drive. The problem has been solved by other countries. You drink, you don't drive. Why can we not do this in the USA. I am 45 years sober. I never drove after drinking ever. Thank you, guardian angel.
What a perfect human being a true gift.
“I love you guys…. But there’s a point you gotta get the fk off me.” 😂😂 that actually made me laugh real hard.
If I was one of the vops i would have been on the floor dying of laughter========; hes one funny drunk guy lol
Hey, Andre. You should watch this video every day until you quit drinking. We're sure your mom is proud that you mentioned her. What a great son. So linguistically gifted.
listen bro his mom cant have that shit bro that shit cannot happen bro you know wha im sayin
That shit is not happening bro
4:15 Andre seemed genuinely concerned that his mom's car got hurt. Not everyone has that kind of empathy.
busted out linguistically
He should.
I was very lucky to have seen myself on cam early in my drinking career. Campus bar, first year, lots of videos. We were all drunk, but I couldn’t take my eyes off of myself. Just a total bullshitting fucktard. I didn’t even talk that much, but when I did, I was a total douche. It didn’t put me off of the occasional drink now or then, but it sure as hell put me off of excessive drinking. The only time I got massively drunk after that was when my dad died. And I did it alone. At home.
Drunk you is not the stellar socialite you think you are. You’re usually sloppy and cringe.
When he said "I gotta fart" I fell on the floor 😂😂😂😂
I like how he said "it's not happenin' bro", then the cops just let him continue on his merry way. 😂
Andre lives at home with his mom, he drinks daily. He is no longer allowed to use Mom's car. He remains single and his love for the police hasn't diminished
An outstanding member of society! :D
@@matthewandrews5794 a dems favorite theyre dumb enough to vote for em
@@JC-kc1qi What the eff are you even talking about? This isn't about politics. Stop being part of the problem and grow up.
@@JC-kc1qi LOL. That I can almost guarantee that chucklehead has never seen the inside of a voting booth.
Good grief. Is your life that bleak and empty, you feel the need to inject your hatred of democrats into everything? Get a life, get some therapy, figure yourself out.
Not only is his mom going to be mad that her drunk son totaled her car; caused damage to 3 other cars and got arrested for drunk driving but now is going to be mortified watching her drunk son act like an ass!
Funny also deny they was driving or being a car at all knowledge anything is wrong and thinking they just can walk a home there should not be bail option out of this since they wont remember or learn from it capital punishment should be more better but this is maybe too harsh?
Depending on how far the apple fell from the tree, she may be proud.
And somehow I don't think it's the first time. 😒🙄
She might be just as bad as Andre
"i gotta fart, that's what im SAYIN"
3:17 "i gotta fart" had me dead dude omg
The lexicon of these gentleman the skill which he implements bro on every repeated phrase like a broken record is exquisite.
“Andre, you hurt?”
“That’s my moms car bro, SHE’S hurt!”
“Is she in the car?”
“NO! WTF!? MY MOM’S CAR IS HURT!”
😂😂😂😂
Its the way he said “WTF” like they was acting dumb🤣🤣🤣 and if if you listen closely he stutters and almost says his ex girlfriend car🤣
This sounds like every way too drunk dude I went to Chico State with.
Bro, bro bro ... bro? Bro! Bro bro bro...bro.
@@darianfung160 the NO was the funniest 😂 😂
Honestly don’t know how the police deal with drunks without laughing their asses off straight to their faces…..
Legend has it that shit still can't happen to this day
"My mom's gonna be pissed bro"
You're 25, driving mommy's car to go to the bar, probably still living in her basement and you end every incoherent sentence with bro. Your mom has been pissed for a while.
Probably her fault
What can you do, any time she tells him to move out, he just tells her that shit ain't happening, bro.
People always give these man-children too much credit by saying they live in the basement. He still lives in his childhood bedroom complete with twin size bed next to mommy’s bedroom.
@@hrdkorebp Next to mommy's bedroom?
I'm dead🤣
This by far is the funniest video on this channel 😂😂 I could not stop laughing at the war cry at 6:18
When I'm feeling down about life I just think about the fact that these people exist
"You got me in handcuffs?"
"Yes you're in handcuffs..."
"OH SHIT!!!"
LOL I lost it
haha the second Oh shit was a 180 in realization though.
"You've been in handcuffs this entire time..."
Swear I spit my chips out when he asked that lol
This shit cannot happen, bruh!
'I love this song man'
In Morgan Freeman's voice......"When Andre finally sobered up, he realized that that shit did indeed happen."
James Hetfield's voice.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Lmaoooo I heard his voice when I read this!!!!
The way he starts saying "OWW" around the 8 minute mark is lowkey hilarious
I feel like Code Blue Cam should come out with a shirt that just says "Bro..." because I've seen multiple videos where the suspects just keep saying BRO BRO BRO 😂
He’s not scared of the cops, but he’s scared of his mom. 😂
If I wrecked my moms car Id ask for them to wait till I’m in a cell and then tell her. For my protection 😂
Hunny every men and women are😱😱😱😱
I flooded the first floor of my moms house while drunk at 17. Cops came and I begged them to take me, which they didn’t cause I was sadly already home. It was an awkward two weeks of me staying only in my room.
His surname sounds Greek & you don’t wanna mess with her
Same
"That shit can not happen bro!"
That shit is most definitely happening, bro.
Beat me too it. Lol8
😂😂😂😂
This proves that this dude is able to break the laws of physics if it can not happen, and yet it is amazingly happening!
These are super patient cops. Kudos!
He didn’t even realize he had been in handcuffs for 5 minutes 😂