this song is both awesome at addressing the issue of kids using iPads too early, incredibly funny and just long enough an actual iPad kid won't be bored.
"WHY DID YOU NOT CHARGE MY IPAD... IM GONNA GET, " "VERY VERY aNgWy >:c " "and im going to take... DwAsTiC MeAsUeS.. " "MOOOO- " **proceeds to cry the loudest she can*
I've been watching your videos for a while and your love for music shows and I like that. You're a skilled composer and you have what it takes to make real music and also love the way you produce your contents because you're spreading the love for music. Thank you and keep the good work and vibe ❤
What was that what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what aaaaaaaaaaazzzzzaaachggjjhkbyfftewqryti fluffing
That... sounds like basically ALL kids under five. No really, they are all chronically sick regardless of how well they're taken care of. The only worrying sign you've shown here is the fact that they are always eating Cheetos... and the whole Ipad thing. Actually, I'm kinda impressed you aren't saying that "they live in the hospital half of the year with chronic pneumonia and constantly have super contagious rashes all over their bodies while not bothering to make eye contact half the time" as that's supposedly the new normal for kids under 3 as of 2020. Like, even the properly cared for 3 year-olds live mildly sick (less than 1 hospital visit a year) until they turn 5 now. Then, they just get sick a lot but not every - single - second. I wanna say that there was even a hospital crisis in 2023 for the sheer influx of preschoolers who were stuck there with severe pneumonia, RSV, or some weird complication from a random herpes-complex virus.
My favorite song lyrics😝😝💅🏼💅🏼🎀🎀🎀 Fresh outta the womb. I’m watch cocomellon. Got my snack in hands, open mouth coughing on my mom Then she says,” I’ll take your iPad away!” I say, women if you take my iPad Away you won’t live to see another day! I’ll throw a tantrum GOO GOO GAA GAA GEE use your money To invest in bitcoin and move out before I’m 3! I already got a job in the tech industry cuase I’m an iPad baby AND YOU SHOULD FEAR ME! Subway surfers,roblox too. Eyes are bloodshot power through “mommy I think that my iPad just died! Did you forget to charge it? Cause if you did I’m gonna cry!😭” “MOM WHY DIDNT YOU CHARGE MY IPAD IM GONNA GET VEWY ANGY! And I’m going to take drastic measure!” MOO-😭
I do percussion at my school and it’s xylophones. It’s bigger and more complex xylophones tho. Together with Bass, Bass drums, Alto, Soprano, and Glockenspiel, this song is so beautiful
Literally my 2 y.o sister. I'm almost 15 myself (Gen Z kid) and was raised by my grandma, we were just playing toys and reading books together and had no gadgets in our household because of poor life, I hadn't got a phone 'til age of 7 and no computer 'til age of 11, so I feel like that I was born in 1999, not in 2009. In 2022 my mom gave a second birth and decided to raise my sister all by herself. What's the profit? Huge speech delays, completely no concentration, tech addiction and horrible tantrums when iPhone is taken away. You might say that my mom is just busy and has no free time to occupy with my sister, but she has a plenty of free time because of night shift job. I'm very scared and anxious about Gen Alpha. P.S I remembered when we were at the beach together and I was reading a book, while my sis was literally getting me out of my nerves by binge crying because she isn't allowed to watch Blue Tractor... F*ck.
@@phasemontony I agree. There are so many things wrong from mom's parenting methods to my sister's behavior, but unfortunately, I can't do anything with this, my mom says that I have no right to tell her how to parent 'cause I haven't given birth yet. But when I'll become a mom, I won't let my child use an iPad, phone, computer etc. until he or she goes to school, before that we're going just to play traditional toys, read books, learn, draw, play outside on the playground and all of that kind.
@@ominous_mo Let me explain. The Blue Tractor (aka Siniy Tractor) is like the Russian analogue of Cocomelon or something of that kind, never mind, the effect is the same. It's a very addictive toddler show with badly drawn animated characters and sometimes stupid songs that causes the same temper tantrums on Russian kids as Cocomelon does on American kids
@@ominous_mo Let me explain. The Blue Tractor (aka Siniy Tractor) is a Russian analogue of Cocomelon or something of that kind, no matter - the effect is the same. It's a very addictive toddler show that causes the same temper tantrums on Russian kids as infamous Cocomelon does on American kids. The problem with iPad kids is a WORLDWIDE issue, believe me.
0:56 *silence* mOm?!?! wHy dId yOu nOt cHaUgE mY IpAd?! i'M gOiNg tO gEæt vEwY vEwY aNgY!!!! aNd i'M gOiNg tœ tAkE dWæStIc mEaSuReS!!! 👹👹 MO- Also is nobody gonna talk about cocomellon playing in the backround-
1:37 could it be the reason I was born? I had *ÆLLWÆYS BEEn so different* 😭😭😭 cry’s, dies and Laughing all at the same time 1:51 are you the WaY!?. 1:58 ✨✨💅OPEN SESÆME 💅✨✨ 2:17 OHhhhh show the 💅✨✨✨✨SPARKLES ✨✨💅💅💅💅 2:47 *sniffles* I am FŒUND
yessss i understand bro its funny that A FREASH OUT OF THE WOMB baby can invest in bitcoin and move out of the house at 2 YEARS OLD, bro LIKE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Lyrics:Ay,fresh out of the womb,I'm watching cocomelon. Got my snack in hand,open mouth coughing on my mom.Then she says I'll take your iPad away,I say WOMAN IF YOU DO THAT YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY. I'll throw a tantrum,goo goo gaga gee.Use you money to invest in bitcoin and move out when I'm 3,I already got a job at the tech industry,because I'm an iPad baby,and you should fear me! Subway surfers,roblox too,eyes are bloodshot power through.mommy I think my iPad just died,did you forget to charge it? Because if you did I'm gonna cry.
I use my iPad to draw and study. Yet people still call me an iPad kid 🤦. When will they learn that minors who own iPads don’t always count as iPad kids.
Bro me too but i use like 1 hour daily and i play a lot but bro my friend plays with the ipad 24/7 and says “i am not addicted to ipad u are u play a lot” 💀
this song is both awesome at addressing the issue of kids using iPads too early, incredibly funny and just long enough an actual iPad kid won't be bored.
My favorite diosa ❤Love ❤yuor ❤
Totally because believe it or not my brother had the first iPad ever now some time later and he only has a phone
@@moniiksiilva4370 ?????????????
wait since when my comments blow up
@@J_Games_And_More7216 wait do you mean the first iPad ever made or the first iPad like first generation
“Goo goo ga ga gee”
that’s the most beautiful sentence ever I think I’m gonna cry
Real
I cried
I cried that's so bombastic 💅👹👹👹👹👹
0:26
Lol that little girls me I'm 8 now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:01 *GOOO GOOO GAAA GAAA* such heartwarming words
FRRR
omg yes !!1!111!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!
0:39 is so good
Fr
right
A fresh out of the room I like your Cocomelon, but you better shut up now because you’re
😂😊 funny
0:47
“And I’m going to take… DWASTIC MEASUWES”
I DIED WHEN SHE DID THAT
MWOOOM!
Sewiously.
Vewy dwastic measuwes
“Im gonna cry MOOOOM WHY DIDNT YOU CHARGE MY IPAD?!”
How did she get real life footage of my little sister??
Fr.
My nephews too!
Same that's my little sister too
😂😂😂thats funny and that's my cousin
Same
The cut off crying at the end lmao
Ikr
MO-
MO- *cuts off*
Lol
Not funny
That’s so relatable, I have two cousins who can’t live 3.17264562837 nanoseconds without their iPads
Same dude
So simple and yet so beautiful! Its like a warm hug! My favourite advert on Portuguese tv in the 90’s
@@Brielsan yup. It's definitely a Portuguese song
DseryhbvvAwwetyunomo❤iU(tgedvbvvvjbsguerhhhifhilloihreslhioihoeioio
Pore
I’m
Hypo
Fut 😢🎉😂😮😅😊tRhino
Those space buns are EVERYTHING!! Hilarious song too😂❤️
What the wtf
@@MofaqTyuwhat do you mean what the fuck
@@MofaqTyuwhat did she do?
@@Gabbyissweetyeah
WHAT THE FTAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS
"WHY DID YOU NOT CHARGE MY IPAD... IM GONNA GET, "
"VERY VERY aNgWy >:c "
"and im going to take... DwAsTiC MeAsUeS.. "
"MOOOO- "
**proceeds to cry the loudest she can*
LOL that got me laughing Ngl😂
Lol
0:55 "I'm gonna cry"
0:13 people followed
That “vEwY EwY aNgWeE” got me dying
And I’m going to take…DWASTIC MEASUWES…
MOOOOOM- 😭
@@pengiunanimatorguy 😂😂😂
Me: dose it look i give a sh*t about ur ipad
@@ceh124true
@@ceh124Fax I’d be like “Listen here “brat” idk who your beefing with cuz me and my gang isn’t gonna get in foot with this IPad crap of yours!”
I've been watching your videos for a while and your love for music shows and I like that. You're a skilled composer and you have what it takes to make real music and also love the way you produce your contents because you're spreading the love for music. Thank you and keep the good work and vibe ❤
We making it out of preschool with this one 🔥🔥🔥
100%
@@EliseEcklundStabbing In The Dark You make a song
real
0%
@@EliseEcklundInhale a PEN and ur dog 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫵🫵🫵😋😋😋
0:14 dog is shokked that he tough that she threw up her chips LOL
0:02 GOO GOO GAA GAA🔥
fav lyric
@@EliseEcklund0:20
Your voice sounds like Does Respond Effect
0:02 GOO GOO GAA GAA
Translate to English
:)
GOO GOO GAA GAA GEE
@@changedhandleilogoeditlogo editor
I love how these songs have actual and practical meaning, because that's what I used to see everyday 5 years ago when my sister was a 2yo!!
The "WOMAN IF U DO U WON'T LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY 👹" caught me off guard 💀 OMG THANK U FOR 363 LIKES-
98 likes and no comments
let’s fix that
me to🤣
OH NOO GEN BETA IS GONNA DO THE SAME THING WOTH APPLE VISION PROS 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Sameeeeee bro
cocomelon did NOT teach lil bro that 💀🙏
Woman if you do that you won't live to see another day is so relatable ❤
"vewy vewy angy and gonna take dwastic measures!" i love elise XD
"Eyes are bloodshot power through"
That line gives me chills lol
Bruh not that htis should give you chills 0:20
Hit the Spot.
exactly
purified
😂
What was that what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what aaaaaaaaaaazzzzzaaachggjjhkbyfftewqryti fluffing
What?
00:20 is my favorite part
0:34 iN tHe teCh inDuStrYyy 💀💀
Cuz I'm a ipad baby
And u should fear me
Subway surfers, roblox too
Eyes of bloodshot, power through
Mommy I think that my ipad just died
We got the ipad kid song before gta6
YES ELISE WROTE ANOTHER BIG HIT! IT'S ON LOOP NOW!
BANGER SONG OMG IM SO HAPPY I CAN HAVE THIS SONG🎉🎉🎉🎉
They always got their nose running, cheeto fingers, the cough, and they always have chapped lips, like, what's up with you iPad Kids?
underrated comment
Poor parenting
That... sounds like basically ALL kids under five. No really, they are all chronically sick regardless of how well they're taken care of. The only worrying sign you've shown here is the fact that they are always eating Cheetos... and the whole Ipad thing.
Actually, I'm kinda impressed you aren't saying that "they live in the hospital half of the year with chronic pneumonia and constantly have super contagious rashes all over their bodies while not bothering to make eye contact half the time" as that's supposedly the new normal for kids under 3 as of 2020. Like, even the properly cared for 3 year-olds live mildly sick (less than 1 hospital visit a year) until they turn 5 now. Then, they just get sick a lot but not every - single - second.
I wanna say that there was even a hospital crisis in 2023 for the sheer influx of preschoolers who were stuck there with severe pneumonia, RSV, or some weird complication from a random herpes-complex virus.
0:19 "Woman if you do that you won't live to see another day"
Bro if i said that to my mom than i would be the one to not see another day 💀
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA SAME
Real
Fr💀☠️
True
Me too,my mum would literally kill me
1999: In 2024 we'll have flying cars! 2024:
up until I was 9 I only had 30 mins of screentime a day but my parents gave up around then so now at the age of 14 I have become an iPad kid
Loll
@@Ristresad bro pls get off of it
@Ristre I had no limits since I was 4 or 5 and I’m completely retarded now
We already have it and it will be showcased in 2026
My favorite song lyrics😝😝💅🏼💅🏼🎀🎀🎀
Fresh outta the womb.
I’m watch cocomellon.
Got my snack in hands, open mouth coughing on my mom
Then she says,” I’ll take your iPad away!” I say, women if you take my iPad
Away you won’t live to see another day! I’ll throw a tantrum GOO GOO GAA GAA GEE use your money
To invest in bitcoin and move out before I’m 3!
I already got a job in the tech industry cuase I’m an iPad baby AND YOU SHOULD FEAR ME!
Subway surfers,roblox too. Eyes are bloodshot power through “mommy I think that my iPad just died! Did you forget to charge it? Cause if you did I’m gonna cry!😭” “MOM WHY DIDNT YOU CHARGE MY IPAD IM GONNA GET VEWY ANGY! And I’m going to take drastic measure!” MOO-😭
0:26 GOO GOO GA GA GEE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Hits hard
Use you money to invest in bitcoin and move out before im 3
@@c_inna_roll I already got a job in the tech industry 💯💯👑🥶🥶🔥🗣️💯👑
That : mom I’m gonna get very very angry 😡 and I’m gonna take DwAsTiC MeAsUwEs got me me dying 😂😂😂
“Woman if you do that you won’t live to see another day..”
This is in my playlist rn Oh and this part- I CANT😂😂😂 0:50
THE FUNNIEST PARTT 0:14
The iconic cough
Fr
0:20 don't go to this part
0:31 you don't have a job, you're only three
Ikr
0:42 the way she just avoided that letter 😭😭👿
OH GOD
My little brother does the same thing 😭
What letter?
@@GreatPanda111 like in subway surfers, if you collect letters of a word, you get a prize
@@iamyourfather1234 ohh! Right!
0:19 "woman if you do that you won't live to see another day" need to test that on my mum😂
if you do, then YOU wont live to see another day, probably
thats how i die
@@user-alkmini yeah
I told my mom that see won’t see another day lol💀
@@blossomwolf5377 omg how did that go?
“Fresh out of the womb”😭😭😭😭✋
I’m watching coco melon 😱
Got my snack in hand 😁
Open mouth coughing on my mom 👩
Then she says she’ll take my iPad away 😅
I say
As someone who lives in the same house as an Ipad kid, this song is so real.
I got recommended this just as I finish playing roblox lol
nice
Best song 🔥💯
@@TerrenceWoods-i3v trueeee
@@EliseEcklund same lol-
Same but I got recommended this in general
STOP THE “Black side bang with the pink blue streaks” IS SUCH A GOOD REFERENCE TO THAT HAIR
I do percussion at my school and it’s xylophones. It’s bigger and more complex xylophones tho. Together with Bass, Bass drums, Alto, Soprano, and Glockenspiel, this song is so beautiful
Literally my 2 y.o sister. I'm almost 15 myself (Gen Z kid) and was raised by my grandma, we were just playing toys and reading books together and had no gadgets in our household because of poor life, I hadn't got a phone 'til age of 7 and no computer 'til age of 11, so I feel like that I was born in 1999, not in 2009. In 2022 my mom gave a second birth and decided to raise my sister all by herself. What's the profit? Huge speech delays, completely no concentration, tech addiction and horrible tantrums when iPhone is taken away. You might say that my mom is just busy and has no free time to occupy with my sister, but she has a plenty of free time because of night shift job. I'm very scared and anxious about Gen Alpha.
P.S I remembered when we were at the beach together and I was reading a book, while my sis was literally getting me out of my nerves by binge crying because she isn't allowed to watch Blue Tractor... F*ck.
There has to be something wrong with the baby but illl not make any more assumptions
@@phasemontony I agree. There are so many things wrong from mom's parenting methods to my sister's behavior, but unfortunately, I can't do anything with this, my mom says that I have no right to tell her how to parent 'cause I haven't given birth yet. But when I'll become a mom, I won't let my child use an iPad, phone, computer etc. until he or she goes to school, before that we're going just to play traditional toys, read books, learn, draw, play outside on the playground and all of that kind.
Being not allowed to watch blue tractor is wild 💀
@@ominous_mo Let me explain. The Blue Tractor (aka Siniy Tractor) is like the Russian analogue of Cocomelon or something of that kind, never mind, the effect is the same. It's a very addictive toddler show with badly drawn animated characters and sometimes stupid songs that causes the same temper tantrums on Russian kids as Cocomelon does on American kids
@@ominous_mo Let me explain. The Blue Tractor (aka Siniy Tractor) is a Russian analogue of Cocomelon or something of that kind, no matter - the effect is the same. It's a very addictive toddler show that causes the same temper tantrums on Russian kids as infamous Cocomelon does on American kids. The problem with iPad kids is a WORLDWIDE issue, believe me.
Funny and iconic as always, Elise! Keep it up!
the new IPad kid national anthem 💀
🤣
👏
honestly I think iPad kids are really sad their parents just put an iPad in front of them to shut them up it’s really sad what we see in society today
It’s so catchy and awesome 😭
I can't stop watching this
Here one like and I liked your comment!❤
Neither can I :3
0:27 goo goo gaga gee
0:26
The way that her tattoos are showing is just so funny because if you think about it she is saying that she is “fresh out of the womb” 👩🍼
0:56 *silence*
mOm?!?! wHy dId yOu nOt cHaUgE mY IpAd?! i'M gOiNg tO gEæt vEwY vEwY aNgY!!!! aNd i'M gOiNg tœ tAkE dWæStIc mEaSuReS!!! 👹👹 MO-
Also is nobody gonna talk about cocomellon playing in the backround-
The cut off crying 😭
"Goo goo ga ga gee"
Best Line ...
1:37 could it be the reason I was born? I had *ÆLLWÆYS BEEn so different* 😭😭😭 cry’s, dies and Laughing all at the same time
1:51 are you the WaY!?.
1:58 ✨✨💅OPEN SESÆME 💅✨✨
2:17 OHhhhh show the 💅✨✨✨✨SPARKLES ✨✨💅💅💅💅
2:47 *sniffles* I am FŒUND
Elise speaking from experience, using her pure talent. She doesn't even need auto tune 👏
The irony of her uploading this exactly 2 months before announcing her pregnancy
frrr
"im gonna make you never see another day again" and then "MOMMYYYYYYYYY
My cousin is an I pad kid. Everytime he wakes up he is like “”where is my tablet I NEED INTERNET hey mom I need Internet.” Lol
And just like that, she continues her streak of being hilarious and making me smile
Exactly
0:01 goo goo gaa gaa 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
Let me fix it it's actually go go GA GA gee
Im the first to comment 8-)
Ay
Fresh outta the womb
I’m watching cocoamelon
(Yk what to do)
Got my snack in hand
Spotify full version now ❤❤❤❤
0:03 0:07 0:11 0:13 0:15 0:17 0:20 0:26 0:29 0:34 0:36 0:38 0:40 0:41 0:43 0:48 0:51 0:53 0:57 0:58 0:59 1:01 1:02 1:04 1:09 best parts
why does this part sound so good between 0:27 and 0:31 like literally
Ikr
Frr
yessss i understand bro its funny that A FREASH OUT OF THE WOMB baby can invest in bitcoin and move out of the house at 2 YEARS OLD, bro LIKE WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Frr
^-^
1:04 "DwAsTiC MeZuReZz" 😂😂😂
i saw this on timed beta lol
*big breath* WAAAAAH-
@@Muaaz_122 that happened at 1:10
"ill take your ipad away." "woman if you do that you wont live to see another day"
got me dying on the floor ;-;
Lyrics:Ay,fresh out of the womb,I'm watching cocomelon. Got my snack in hand,open mouth coughing on my mom.Then she says I'll take your iPad away,I say WOMAN IF YOU DO THAT YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY. I'll throw a tantrum,goo goo gaga gee.Use you money to invest in bitcoin and move out when I'm 3,I already got a job at the tech industry,because I'm an iPad baby,and you should fear me!
Subway surfers,roblox too,eyes are bloodshot power through.mommy I think my iPad just died,did you forget to charge it? Because if you did I'm gonna cry.
end of actual song
0:20 “woman if you do that you won’t live to see another day” is crazy 💀
edit: thanks for 60 likes
edit 2: thanks for 75 likes
Fr
Lol fr
Subway surfers roblox too
Fr
0:19
1:05 POV: My younger brother when I don’t charge his iPad
1:00 sounds like little Timmy from Gracey’s world
OMG YA😂😂
Grace's world *
And yeah it does
Congrats! Now you are having your very own iPad baby!
The fact that i witnessed a 2 yr old girl watching cocomelon while eating lunch irl then watching this-
1:09 WAH
0:24 you deserve a new subscriber for making me vibe
0:26 “goo goo ga ga gee” very famous singing baby words
Great song. Banger
We're gonna take some dwastic measuwes with this one
Kate and Sunshine are just vibing in the back while Elise casually becomes newborn iPad kid 😂😂😂
Hope her baby is not like this, lol
Elise u are the best TH-camr ur vids are hilarious keep up the good work!
As an ipad kid, I confirm im fresh out of the womb...and im gonna buy an apartment tomorrow cause im turning 3
I’m watching this on my iPad😂
Same😂😂😂😂😂
WHY HAS TH-cam BEEN KEEPING THIS FROM ME FOR 8 DAYS🤨🤨🤨
The cut off crying at the end Like make an oval.
OMG IS THIS A LEAD SINGLE?!? WE NEED AN ALBUM QUEEN 👑👑👑
bruh no
@@swaggyhotdogthis song slaps
@@Suriganda Not for a lead single
The dog in the background just be like what the heck 😂
FRRR
Ikr
Love it so much
I dare you to show this to a iPad kid and say in there face this is you 😂😂😂😂😂
0:44 Redeyes!!!
Who else is watching this video in a iPad?
mє
Nah im on da phone
@@SparkynLuckyI am in filp phone
Me
Mè
Ipad kids be normal always on there ipad UNLESS YOU TAKE THERE IPAD OR ITS NOT CHARGED
I use my iPad to draw and study. Yet people still call me an iPad kid 🤦. When will they learn that minors who own iPads don’t always count as iPad kids.
LEGENDARY SO RELATABLE LEGEND.🌟.
“Life should not exist, only iPad.” - Probably every iPad baby ever
I’m a kid with an iPad, and I’m petrified by how kids “grow” up so fast these days. Kids even think they’re so old that they VAPE.
Me too
Bro me too but i use like 1 hour daily and i play a lot but bro my friend plays with the ipad 24/7 and says “i am not addicted to ipad u are u play a lot”
💀
Bro my 10-11 friend vapes💀(I think)
I have a iPad (I also have a phone but no one asked for that part)
AND AM I GOING TO TAKE dWAsTiC mEsWeRs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:27 💀🔥GO GO GA GA GE💀🔥
"eyes are bloodshot, power through" Is some of the most relatable writing I've heard in months (even if I'm not an ipad kid)
0:55
SHE BLINKED
(She said she never blinks But she blinked)
O MAH GAH SHES GETTING EXPOSED
She was just joking when she said that 😭😭😭
My little sister caught in 4K:
FIZZYYYY!!!