i love the descriptions of napalm records "epic modern symphonic folk metal anthems with endless hooks that will be stuck in your head until the heat death of the universe"
I just want to say that I work at a Walmart and I get Alestrom's songs going through my head quite often especially this one, you guys rock hard keep it up
This evening, it was my younger brother's turn to cook, and whoever cooks in my family decides what music is played during dinner. My younger brother is the only one in our family who isn't into metal, but to compromise he made a playlist, 50% music we like and 50% music he likes. My older brother and I hate the music he likes, usually we put up with it, but this time my older brother decided to complain about it, which led to a massive and loud argument, until our mom told us to be quiet to prevent the situation from escalating. Here's the beautiful part. We're sitting there angrily glaring at each other, and the next song that comes up... THIS ONE. We all started laughing our heads off and the argument was instantly resolved. Another day saved by metal pirates
This song should not be as wholesome as it feels but there's just something about how they're all just jamming out and singing in unison for the chorus
Fun story for whoever reads this: I used to work in a local liquor store back when this song first dropped. I was working on my own on day shift and my boss let us listen to whatever we wanted, normally I just threw on a Metal playlist on Spotify. So I'm cleaning during a slow dip in the day when suddenly this super cheery happy sounding song comes on. Im bobbin my head to it when over the speakers comes: "f*ck you, your a f*ckin wanker-" I about drop a bottle of booze as I spit take a laugh and run across the store to skip before a customer steps in. It has been my favorite song ever since.
I work in a quiet little pottery painting shop and when the store was empty my coworker who likes metal put on a playlist and this song came on, i just let it play while dying laughing 😂
I work for a major shipping company that im not going to mention the name of and we listen to music fairly load while loading vans on night shift, yesterday was all irish music for st patricks day and they were talking about how last year people complained about the "pirate music" so today i suggested alestorm for true pirate music and this was the 5th or so song that played... we were all dieing laughing and singing along along on the end next to the speaker till the higher ups said we had a word with us 20%ish in, it was great while it lasted
When i got the cd in the mail yesterday I was so curious about this song. The very first line and I was dying with laughter. One of Alestorms best songs!
Well gentlemen. All we need is the chorus on repeat, big ass speakers, a pickup truck, and drive past Westminster and downing street with this at max volume.
I had a crappy day at work, where I get blamed of issues that happened after some idiots didn't read recommendations and procedures to configure systems... not didn't know how to explain their own shit... this song just saved my day.
Yeah, I'm pretending to be sad, but just for the sake of it. In truth, it was among the most glorious season of a TV show I've ever seen and it ended just where it should, in pure beauty ! :)
Ok, so I first heard this song in an online D&D session while waiting for the DM. One of the other players said, "Check this out," and then this started playing. A couple sessions later, a character actually sang the song canonically when fighting a drider.
0:34 - 0:47 1:39 - 1:52 I'm a little teacup, short and stout Here is is my handle, here is my spout When I get all steamed up, hear me shout Tip me over, pour me out
After having spent two weeks in Scotland (where this guys are from) i can say that the lyrics are what the world thinks about scots and what scots think of the world
I really like this song. Sadly I have to block it because my toddler was the one to discover it and of course he sings it perfectly after one hearing...
Kid's principle: Yes, Your child was suspended for pretending to be a pirate. Any parent: How So? Principal: He said "Fuck you with a fucking anchor, you're all cunts so fuck you all."
@@Zyvo2 Me as the parent: "Aye, that's my boy. Can't be more proud of him." *wife slaps me across the back of the head* "I mean, that's horrible. I will have a talk with him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Locoforce All Scottish Navy ships shall be required to have a loudspeaker on them, and when pulling in to harbor or opening fire are required by protocol to start playing this song. If the speaker is broken, the sailors must sing it a capella as loud as they can.
During my graduation party, I put this song up on the speakers in the yard and blasted it away, I even interrupted a test XD Thank you so much for making this song, this was the best experience of my entire school time!!!
You have started lost, journey was hard, one would say you had to go through fire and flames to get here. *yells* Pour this man some ale! Now tell us, will you join the crew?
I just discovered this gem... at 11:00 at night. Never have I had to try so hard to supress my laughter so I don't disturb anyone else. Thank you for wonderfully off color song.
After hearing about the diabetic man who died after having to use cheaper insulin to pay for his wedding, this song became my message to the American health care system.
Will always love this song. In my old work we were allowed to put music on the loudspeaker when we closed. It was my turn that week so hook my phone up about 30 minutes later i hear that acoustic guitar intro and think to myself OH NO and just start laughing. Thankfully everyone else found it hilarious too
I saw Alestorm do this live at Download Festival a couple of years ago. Watching majority of the people there singing (or shouting depending on how drunk you were) the chorus back to them and dancing around was one of the highlights of the whole weekend 😄
Thats awesome! That, of all songs is definitely one made for singing together. Even in the video, my favorite parts are when the whole crew start singing it.
Alrighty to the men of alestorm!!!! This is my turkeys new favorite song!!! Well even if she doesn't like it I love it!!!! She does know every word of it before shes heard it tho!!!! I love it!!!!!! Maybe that's how come her and I love each other so much!!!
Well, thank you Alestorm. This song is a useful tool that i use from time to time to remind myself that i just don't care about anything. It also has healing function which you can use whenever you feel really angry with some people that you can't even speak without crying. Like, dude, i don't need to prove anything to you, and i don't want to waste my time defending myself bcs you wouldn't understand anyway, so listen to this banger instead! This is basically the whole summary of what i feel about you.
This is why you don't give me access to the school's loudspeaker on the last day Edit: I didn't actually do that, it was simply an entertaining thought, a joke one may say.
I know, we are superior in every way all because of this song! Forget all the obesity or drug dealing we have, this song will solve all our problems... it might as well be our national anthem! Hahaha
Heard the song; promptly told my husband, my son and my dad about it; pimped it on facebook and tumblr; bought the album! Thanks guys, this song made my night! PS - I found this via listening to Korpiklaani.
I love how this is the most upbeat song they've ever written
I mean, Mexico (and now Tortuga), Alestorm, and their cover of Hangover seem pretty upbeat.
It somehow manages to be upbeat and angry at the same time
@@marcaltmeyer3605 happily telling a person to get fucked with an anchor
Also consider Arsehole by Snuff, which has the same effect.
Nice to see that someone is carrying on the traditions of the great Scottish poets.
Thumps up millie Burton gr pim cock
Very touching, may I play this at my funeral?
Pekka Laitinen A very good choice my mate
I imagine a whole room of people crying while this song is playing... Strange idea
Pekka Laitinen vitun hyvä biisi
IkR
why not your wedding too?
Most bands play off a heartfelt love song to their fans... But in live performances, This is what Alestorm heads off with, and we love you all for it!
"That has to be the best pirate I've ever seen!"
"So it would seem."
Yes * claps *
1,000th like!
This song literally never gets old. I love the rage in it.
Lift weights to this song, right as the metal kicks in pull a deadlift. It feels like you're an actual god
69 likes at the moment of me writin it, nice
This could be the only counter to the Hitler law (first person to mention in an argument louses)
I don't feel the rage, i feel like drinking ale and rum and party like a fool while listening to this !
@@Lostmychill I hear nothing but pure joy
As a someone who works in retail, I dedicate this to my "favorite" customers.
The Karens?
@@A_Ducky probably yeah
flipping of the karens with this song sounds MAGNIFICENT
As someone who also works in retail, i fully support this
This song is me leaving my previous job on my last day.
I think this will be perfect for "on hold music" for any customer support in the world.
_Don't give me ide-- ... _*_Fuck it i'm pitching this to my boss, he needs a good laugh._*
Haha
Alternatively playing to at anyone at Comcast or the like
And a lot more honest.
much better than hearing "your call is especially important to us" while waiting minutes without getting to a human answering the phone
Still the nicest conversation a Scot has ever had with an Englishmen
That’s true
Aside from the fact the Scots bend over backward for the English and even sold out the Irish.
Funny that it is sung by an Englishman. ;)
Was singing along by the second verse. Am Bonglish. What's the Scottish version of Stockholm Syndrome? Arbroath Syndrome?
I'm neither English nor Scotish but this seems legit even to me
this was not the song I wanted, but it was the one I needed.
Noravus Shadowfury Dedicated to the English by the Scots.
Nah your still sore cos we kicked your skirt wearing arses
Seeing this comment with 666 likes is creepy. Had to give it another like.
Even more now
All of Alestorm's songs are gems, but this one is a diamond.
this gotta be the most aggressive happy sounding song i've ever listened to, thanks for the guy micspamming this in tf2
i love the descriptions of napalm records "epic modern symphonic folk metal anthems with endless hooks that will be stuck in your head until the heat death of the universe"
Ionas Papadimitropoulos Heh. "Hooks".
god fucking bless this band with endless rum
And the mead
what about the quests?
And wenches
I read that wrong, it's not cum, good, good
and a years' supply of ham
If my life could have an anthem, it would be this song.
Mine would be ruta by korpikilaani
the moment when their producer broke at 2:21 is one of the greatest moments in music video history
Indeed!
This is what I envision when a bard uses vicious mockery in d&d...
I actually did, got hit with divine smite for talking shit to a literal goddess
@@someoneawesome8717 let me guess he couldn't say more than 4 letter words after that lol
@@juanhermoso3000 five letters but yeah
Same
This or "Shit Boat".
The automatic captions stood no chance whatsoever.
"[Music]"
They tried and struggled with the verses. But they were fucked [with an anchor] by the time it came to chorus.
Actually they’re quite brilliant. Silence or gibberish!
Abbasid casting a strange magic on me?
We need to sing this around campfires and make sure the world knows the lyrics
Tom Davias you make me smile
Finally, a reason to go camping!
James G I'd love nothing more than to do this directly to Simon Cowell or any of The Voice cast
Yessir!
Did on my camping trip.
I just want to say that I work at a Walmart and I get Alestrom's songs going through my head quite often especially this one, you guys rock hard keep it up
10yrs at Walmart myself
I deeply appreciate the meaningful lyrics of this song. Keep up the great work, guys! ^^
"meaningful Lyrics" I agree.
John Nelson Instead of listening to dark and brooding when people piss you off, just listen to this.
Trying to get this to be the hold music at work. They told me "no".
love the song find myself humming it all day good stuff boys
Add some bagpipes and Scots got a new national anthem.
Preach
Hell yes!
Meneltir .... it would be amazing to hear at international events.... "please rise for the scottish national anthem"
PLEASE
Meneltir damn straight! as a Scot I would be much pleased. lmao
I think this is my new favourite song.
AYE!
A Pirate's Life lol same
WOOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!
I think this is everyone's new favorite song.
summer hit of 2016
If this isn’t played at my funeral then I’m not dying
Hahahahaha.....good joke
It's on my list definitely.
Ah, you have discovered the secret to immortality I see
Lol I just said to my friends to make sure this is played at my funeral then I go in the comments and bam right here
I'm holding back tears............ this video is so powerful
boy shut yo sensative ass up
nevermind i just cried
A legendary exchange.
Gloin79 abd so beautiful
Such beautiful poetry. You seldom get wordcraft of such fine quality these days.
Alex Goldhill indeed
This must've been so fun to record the vocals for everyone
This evening, it was my younger brother's turn to cook, and whoever cooks in my family decides what music is played during dinner. My younger brother is the only one in our family who isn't into metal, but to compromise he made a playlist, 50% music we like and 50% music he likes. My older brother and I hate the music he likes, usually we put up with it, but this time my older brother decided to complain about it, which led to a massive and loud argument, until our mom told us to be quiet to prevent the situation from escalating. Here's the beautiful part. We're sitting there angrily glaring at each other, and the next song that comes up... THIS ONE. We all started laughing our heads off and the argument was instantly resolved. Another day saved by metal pirates
And then the playlist clapped
@@Snookbone If you can't take my word for it, by all means don't.
...and then all the family sailed to find this witchdoctor, so they could have their revenge. The End.
That’s an awesome story.
Okay. Who else wants Alestorm to do the music for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie?
FilmFanaticX Hell yeah!
Yes
FilmFanaticX check out they’re song “no quarter”
FilmFanaticX God, that requires POTC to be fresh again. Now it's like dried up dead fish.
Music, script, acting, lines, barks...everything
Based on a title, i thought this is gonna be some brutal death metal or deathcore.... I was never more suprised in my life xD
Pirate Metal Bro! Fuck yeah!
Pleasantly surprised?
The lyrics sound like slayer lyrics too but it’s just pirate metal bro
🏴☠️
Tvl Slavomíre proč máš jako profilovku Baxtrixe?
This song should not be as wholesome as it feels but there's just something about how they're all just jamming out and singing in unison for the chorus
It feels like they're 5 seconds away from losing their shit at all times throughout this song.
This should be entered for the Eurovision Song Contest. It's far better than the usual crap and it would improve the whole thing no end!
Eurovision improved dramatically if you’re drunk while watching it
@@hannahcorinne5388 Even better!
XD
This aged so well
what is your opinion for the other countries' singers?
alestorm:
All rise for the Scottish national anthem
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
I don't think they can.
There's an anchor weighing them down.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 LOL! You make a good point there.
And the flower of Scotland?
@@pijamamanbb8867 what about Scotland the Brave?
Something tells me there's a story behind this song
Yes: "Once upon a time there was a guy named Christopher Bowes and he was a horrid person. The end."
I'm telling his mother
probs about swashbuckle
he comments on all the alestorm videos.. he has a sense of humor tell him yourself.. top comment on video..lol
I saw the top comment and was like "wait... no... omg it is the lead singer." the more i hear from this band the more I ilke.
How to end and argument in 1 simple step: Blast them with this song.
and get an anchor
@@matthewmac5787 then fuck him
@@IceNineThrills That escalated quickly...
@@jolynekujobackfromprison744 want me to put my anchor in ya?
@@jolynekujobackfromprison744 I'm a girl. Lmao
Fun story for whoever reads this: I used to work in a local liquor store back when this song first dropped. I was working on my own on day shift and my boss let us listen to whatever we wanted, normally I just threw on a Metal playlist on Spotify.
So I'm cleaning during a slow dip in the day when suddenly this super cheery happy sounding song comes on. Im bobbin my head to it when over the speakers comes: "f*ck you, your a f*ckin wanker-"
I about drop a bottle of booze as I spit take a laugh and run across the store to skip before a customer steps in.
It has been my favorite song ever since.
I work in a quiet little pottery painting shop and when the store was empty my coworker who likes metal put on a playlist and this song came on, i just let it play while dying laughing 😂
@@AshleyRachelleArts it is the best for that!
@Craig F Waddington if I was the owner I would have. My boss definitely would not have liked it tho. Bit of a stick in the mud.
@@Chemclskinz bit of an anchor in the ass, one might say
I work for a major shipping company that im not going to mention the name of and we listen to music fairly load while loading vans on night shift, yesterday was all irish music for st patricks day and they were talking about how last year people complained about the "pirate music" so today i suggested alestorm for true pirate music and this was the 5th or so song that played... we were all dieing laughing and singing along along on the end next to the speaker till the higher ups said we had a word with us 20%ish in, it was great while it lasted
Welcome back. We all know this isn't your first time watching this
@Patrick Robbie What about them?
@Patrick Robbie Negatory. Love sabaton but I wrote it cause my buddy thought it would be funny
My first and i will return
It is actually. Not for long, tho.
Guilty!
When i got the cd in the mail yesterday I was so curious about this song. The very first line and I was dying with laughter. One of Alestorms best songs!
Krondo 17 I had the exact same thing when I got it two days ago, I was just dying with laughter
Demonetization: the Song
[EXPLICIT] the song
No ads, though.
[BLEEP] the song
fucking kek
*When Captain Jack Sparrow steals the treasure you were going for, the woman you were going for, and the ship you were going for, AGAIN*
I got a jar of dirt:D
😂
@@iza-chan4448 Exactly my thoughts after reading the comment. I even said this out loud. 😆
He can't even keep his own woman.
@@jeffreystephens2658 he's Captain Jack Sparrow 😂
2:20 sound engineer just can't even...
I saw that and died 😆😂🤣
Hell yeah that was beautiful 😂😂
I would love to see his reaction when they were recording Flipped with a Sausage version :D
That man is a legend whoever he is. One of the best sounding records production wise I’ve ever heard
@@brianmcalpine3948 I think this is Lesse Lammert.
They say bands don't save lives, but this song says otherwise.
i have a question for alestorm. HOW DO YOU DO THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!?!?!?!?
They dont
Don't you see their eyes widen, and then them having to step back? They honestly can't get over it.
2:20, that guy lost it whahahaha
Several takes
It gets repetitive and worn out to them so much that they stop laughing.
Co-worker and I have an agreement. If I ragequit, he's to record me as I sing this song walking out.
basically just means hello in Scotland
Joel Harrison fuck you then
Steven Tsakiris kinky
Yea
Joel Harrison ya basically
I'm Scottish and can completely confirm this
Well gentlemen. All we need is the chorus on repeat, big ass speakers, a pickup truck, and drive past Westminster and downing street with this at max volume.
Katcher's Gaming Wait! Let me get my passport first; I really don't want to miss this.
Hahahaha love it, don'f forget 7 Downing St and make sure its streamed on every possible platform
good-ass praxis
save it for when Trump makes a state visit, he'll probably have a breakdown from his ego being so hurt
I cant stress enough how much i love this song
Spognate and band
I had a crappy day at work, where I get blamed of issues that happened after some idiots didn't read recommendations and procedures to configure systems... not didn't know how to explain their own shit... this song just saved my day.
You should represent Scotland in the Eurovision song contest with this song
+1 xD
They are too good for Eurovision
Scotland isn’t in the Eurovision it’s the U.K.
these lads seem like they're having a good fuckin time
Good fucking time, good fucking revenue, and fans are still fucking satisfied. If ears are genitals, then Alestorm is a nymphomaniac.
Of course they are, they’re fucking pirates!
No matter what kind of day I'm having, shitty or otherwise...
Singing along to this song helps me tremendously, never once fails!
Thanks Alestorm!!
I agree. It's damn near impossible, if not impossible, to be angry after listening to this song once or twice.
Yes fella 🎉😂😂😂😂
Ahhh....this never gets old! As loud as i can in traffic with the windows down...
Hahahaha when road rage gets real no violence. Just alestorm xD. I want to road rage now
AND THE FINGERS UP
Hell yes everytime im stuck in traffic i blair this song
We have achieved critical Scotsman.
Ulster Scotsman
AlphaBanjaxedBanshee YES haha i love this comment
Someone needs to start a change.org to change Scotland's national anthem to this.
Critical Scotsman or critical veteran. Either way it is fucking beautiful.
We have Scotsmansign the likes of even G-d has never seen!
Pirates 5 is coming out, AND new Alestorm? It's like Pirate Heaven.
But Black Sails is over. :(
At least it ended on a good note and didn't drag on for endless seasons milking all that made it good from it.
Yeah, I'm pretending to be sad, but just for the sake of it. In truth, it was among the most glorious season of a TV show I've ever seen and it ended just where it should, in pure beauty ! :)
FaithInTheGlitch no Black Sails has ended
Don't forget we're gettin' Sea of Thieves sometime within the next year!
Ok, so I first heard this song in an online D&D session while waiting for the DM. One of the other players said, "Check this out," and then this started playing.
A couple sessions later, a character actually sang the song canonically when fighting a drider.
Lol! Wish i could see the expressions on everyone's faces! XD
@@stephaniest.5336 this was the theme song for my Gobbo bard Henley (rip little green dude)
sorry whats a drider?
@@elladan450 From the waist up = drow elf, waist down = GIANT spider.
0:34 - 0:47
1:39 - 1:52
I'm a little teacup, short and stout
Here is is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over, pour me out
Holy shit. You are a comment legend. You deserve more likes.
What the fuck, why does this work so well?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahababababbababababaahhahahahah
You've ruined a great song XD
@@brandoncallahan9289 I think you meant "improve" there, buddy
After having spent two weeks in Scotland (where this guys are from) i can say that the lyrics are what the world thinks about scots and what scots think of the world
Sounds about right
Not entirely true, the red haired dude is from England and the guitarist is from Budapest
Spent a year there, can confirm.
Zargothrax arriving in the new dimension before Angus McFife :
*plays this song*
unexpected crossover but a crossover we need none the less
Is this crossover epizode?
TheGame Boys i mean Chris Bowes IS Zargothrax in gloryhammer so i have the head cannon that they’re the same characters.
@@some1337dude1 Glory hammer Was his idea
I really like this song. Sadly I have to block it because my toddler was the one to discover it and of course he sings it perfectly after one hearing...
Kid's principle: Yes, Your child was suspended for pretending to be a pirate.
Any parent: How So?
Principal: He said "Fuck you with a fucking anchor, you're all cunts so fuck you all."
That fucking Witchdoctor is at it again. The bastard is still going around stunting kid's vocabulary into an endless tirades of four letter words.
@@Zyvo2 Me as the parent: "Aye, that's my boy. Can't be more proud of him."
*wife slaps me across the back of the head*
"I mean, that's horrible. I will have a talk with him"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Florian Capaldi at he has a good taste in music
a toddler of culture! encourage it! next show him Batmetal!
I was headbanging with the biggest smile on my face.
I was laughing too hard to headbang
this band ruins us
so fucking true dude hahahah
Same my fellow metal lover 😂
My tears are pouring down my cheeks from laughter...
"How do you feel about 2020 so far?"
Me:
Yep same
2020 has fucked me with an anchor
Damn right
@@jemoeder7327 I think 2020 fucked us all raw with more than one anchor.
@@amberdawn5076 definitely
I can imagine Spongebob playing this song when he's sick of everyone's shit for some odd reason...
more like Squidward finally snapping out and fliping off everyone in it's path to get the f*ck out of bikkini bottom for good xD
Well, he's ready
Your god dam right
Ah, the best episode of Spongebob, and probably the series finale
This would be patchy the pirate
I work high school teaching esl ... This covers so many areas (teacher training, management,...)
It's stuff like this that makes me wonder: "Where is the *send to everyone* button?"
if scotland ever gets independance this should be the anthem of their navy
Locoforce All Scottish Navy ships shall be required to have a loudspeaker on them, and when pulling in to harbor or opening fire are required by protocol to start playing this song. If the speaker is broken, the sailors must sing it a capella as loud as they can.
They would sing it a capella anyway
Just the image of hundres of sailors loudly screaming the refrain in unison gives me the biggest smile.
fuck yea!!! mate !!
As A Natural Born Scot I Agree With This
I never learned a chorus so fast lol
who hasnt!
Same
I've never encountered a ballad as perfect as this, it has the love I want to send to the world, over and over!
This is my happy song.
my sad song
This is what I play when I'm depressed
My angry song
Same, helped me through many sad days already
During my graduation party, I put this song up on the speakers in the yard and blasted it away, I even interrupted a test XD Thank you so much for making this song, this was the best experience of my entire school time!!!
I dedicated this to my boss, told him it was some kind of friendship anthem... He doesn't speak english...
This is just fucking hilarious.
Mad lad
Lucky bastard
XD
Salute
Nobody lives life like these heavy metal pirates do
It’s beautiful
This is the peak of human evolution.
Why am i only hearing of this band today? Literally I went from babymetal too dragonforce to this
This is only the start of your journey mate
Soon enough you're gonna be one of us.
Evolution at its finest
Part of the ship
You have started lost, journey was hard, one would say you had to go through fire and flames to get here. *yells* Pour this man some ale! Now tell us, will you join the crew?
Babymetal is softcore, Ladybaby is the hardcore stuff, that burns into your soul forever.
Humming this at work is frowned upon, apparently.
I just discovered this gem... at 11:00 at night. Never have I had to try so hard to supress my laughter so I don't disturb anyone else. Thank you for wonderfully off color song.
Everyone's ringtone for when work calls you.
My ringtone for when anyone calls me mate 😂😂
it's the ringer for my boss!
This is my ringtone 😂😂
My message to all of the politicians in DC.
After hearing about the diabetic man who died after having to use cheaper insulin to pay for his wedding, this song became my message to the American health care system.
@i'm only here for the beer that's why your iq is so low you can't have a better argument.
@i'm only here for the beer and who got pissed off? Calm down it's politics. They all deal with the devil...
@Butt Monkey Ftfy?
Id love to add german politicians to the list my man! And all anti Trump supporters too whilst Im at it :)
I love that Zargothrax clearly had a ton of fun recording this.
Will always love this song. In my old work we were allowed to put music on the loudspeaker when we closed. It was my turn that week so hook my phone up about 30 minutes later i hear that acoustic guitar intro and think to myself OH NO and just start laughing. Thankfully everyone else found it hilarious too
I feel like this is most peoples' unspoken opinion of TH-cam at this point.
well, it's my opinion of SJWs anyway.
Actually FTC and COPPA, but yeah. They're fucking TH-cam with a fuckin' anchor.
Spoken*
E'yup.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 this song is my message to COPPA.
If i was in charge of a country this would be the national anthem
DeadSaintSaviour this is already basically Scotland's anthem
Its 1:15 am and I'm on an Alestorm binge after a solid Gloryhammer session, after years of thrash and death I think I'm starting to love Power Metal
This is Pirate Metal, y'know.
Power metal is Godly
The fact that this song calmed my nearly 2-month old child down as she was in the middle of a fussy bought...
Lyrics to the radio version:
you
you're
you
anchor
you
anchor
you're all you all
you
you're a
we're gonna punch you right in the
you
with a anchor
you're all so you all
That's a wast
Actually, I believe it's "flip you, you're a silly sausage, we're gonna poke you right in the leg"
beep
@@AlienValkyrie Sounds like some lame 'murican verison, Here in Europe calling someone a cunt is a nice thing.
I saw Alestorm do this live at Download Festival a couple of years ago. Watching majority of the people there singing (or shouting depending on how drunk you were) the chorus back to them and dancing around was one of the highlights of the whole weekend 😄
Thats awesome! That, of all songs is definitely one made for singing together. Even in the video, my favorite parts are when the whole crew start singing it.
I saw them at Wacken. They played this the last song and never have I ever seen so many middle fingers in the air..
"You shouldn't curse in songs, it can upset people!..."
*Alestorm:*
Volvirth Alestorm: hold my beer
Alestorm: Hold my beer
Alestorm: Hold my fucking beer.
Alstorm: "Fuck yourself with my beer!"
Alestorm: FUCK YOU YOUR A FUCKING WANKER
I love that the sound engineer was cracking up.
will play this on my last day of college
Alrighty to the men of alestorm!!!! This is my turkeys new favorite song!!! Well even if she doesn't like it I love it!!!! She does know every word of it before shes heard it tho!!!! I love it!!!!!! Maybe that's how come her and I love each other so much!!!
@watashi You are cringe for saying cringe that is not cringe you are
Tasty turkey?
Mmmmm turkey dinner
Godzilla just fooken died
I haven't been this confused by a string of comments in a while
This song fills the empty void where my soul used to be with the closest thing to happiness I can feel.
England: So what do you guys think about our union?
Northen Ireland: You don't care anyways
Wales: I think I like it!
*Scottland:*
As a Welsh I don’t agree.
Then you are not Welsh
@@Peter_Turbo4 my good sir you are not welsh
As a Brit with Celtic leanings. I fully approve! My vocabulary has suffered. But I don't fucking care!
@@MitchRB17 I am 30% Welsh
My friend sent this to me with no explanation other than "this is a good song" 😂😂😂😂
Alestorm : With An Anchor
Cannibal Corpse : With A Knife
stonks
This song saved my life, thank you Alestorm
Well, thank you Alestorm. This song is a useful tool that i use from time to time to remind myself that i just don't care about anything. It also has healing function which you can use whenever you feel really angry with some people that you can't even speak without crying. Like, dude, i don't need to prove anything to you, and i don't want to waste my time defending myself bcs you wouldn't understand anyway, so listen to this banger instead! This is basically the whole summary of what i feel about you.
This is why you don't give me access to the school's loudspeaker on the last day
Edit: I didn't actually do that, it was simply an entertaining thought, a joke one may say.
Vay Kek u deserve it
If you survive high school you deserve the opportunity
Just so you guys know. This fucking wanker didn't do that
F yes
If it's the last day, who cares!
1:52 I need this to play as a jingle everytime someone pisses me off.
YES! MAKE IT HAPPEN
This is why am proud to be a Scotsman
This song is why I'm jealous of Scotland.
I know, we are superior in every way all because of this song! Forget all the obesity or drug dealing we have, this song will solve all our problems... it might as well be our national anthem! Hahaha
@@key7864 Yeah, I am proud to be partly Irish.
Same here
Epic!! Never gets old !!! Pirate metal. Nuff said
Heard the song; promptly told my husband, my son and my dad about it; pimped it on facebook and tumblr; bought the album! Thanks guys, this song made my night! PS - I found this via listening to Korpiklaani.
Same here, I sent the link to everyone I know and promptly bought all 6 of their CDs! I hope they still tour and come to America!!!
Katsuruka yeah also found this from korpiklaani i think from someone on vodka