[HOTLINE MIAMI] Crossbones Championship - Skelly Skelly (C) vs. Bergra Heifer

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The Crossbones Championship almost seems like it was made for Skelly Skelly. From a permanent "retirement" to a triumphant return to form, Skelly vowed to be a fighting champion that the people of the ARMADA can be proud of. However, standing in the opposite corner of the ring tonight will be one Bergra Heifer, who has yet to be pinned or submitted. For her wager, Bergra has agreed to cut off her luxurious braids should she lose. Despite the size difference, Skelly has made it clear that she's willing to grab the cow by the horns and ride it to a successful title defense, a feat she has pulled off in the past.
Will the World's Strongest Bones remain true to her word, or will Lapland be celebrating as their first ARMADA champion emerges from the elite? Either way, pull up a chair and join us for Hotline Miami's main event of Night 1!!!