Getting rid of a medical doll is weird
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Getting rid of a medical doll is only weird if you've been hiding it for years.
Lollllll
This😂
Seems normal compared to her other videos
at least she kept the nipples
Not if you donate it to medical colleges in third world countries.
the weirdest thing was your choice to hide the body inside a false-wall-void.
What... or who else is behind some of those walls and floors, and WHY is she moving ? Hmmm? Why? Yeah... connect the dots, people.
noel hutchins that was some edgar allan fucknoe stuff
@@alex0589 " edgar allan fucknoe" - HA!!! =:oD
Very Cask of Amontillado
I’d bet these kinds of stories explain like 99% of spooky mysteries.
"I didn't want a future tennent's to find her." Simone!!! That 👏 is 👏 exactly 👏 why 👏 you 👏 should 👏keep 👏 her 👏 there
Ohmygod YESS!
On this episode of House Hunters...
There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to include those emojis. You're just annoying
@@xxterpzxx581 replying to this like this, 7 months after I did it, is a waste of your time. Get a life.
@@theworldsworstperson how about 11 months?
"Hey, audible, so I have this weird doll that looks like me and I disposed of it in the weirdest way possible"
"sure, we'll sponsor that"
*amazon (boo)
I think their sponsorship system worked* by giving automatic affiliate links to anyone who asked for them.
*I say "worked", because I can only assume that they've since changed it due to this video.
If you think dumping a medical doll is weird, try getting rid of haunted house props. Bodies inside bloody tarps.... ropes around the neck and feet.
Good times tossing those into a dumpster.
Exactly, you just dump the bodies and parts after Halloween... The dumpster behind the party store is the best!! Lot's of Lysol for the smell...
Hey I recognize you! Any fans of Beer or computers should check out Craft Computing, as always his names Jeff.
Here in the netherlands was this scoutcamp this summer which had a haunted hike and left a coffin not attended and people found it and thought somebody dumped a body... and last week there was this filled body bag found in the city, which was from an escape room. Which moved to another location and forgot the body bag somewhere in the bushes🤣🤣
I swear it's fake blood...
that would be a great place to dump real bodies 🤔😲
“Is that a body?”
“Oh no, that’s just Simone. We see this stuff all the time”
"don't ask"
"No, it's a body double!"
Simtwo*
We all would though
. . .
"You leave that person alone" sounded suspiciously like Adam Savage....
I'm pretty sure their shops are near one another
WAIT... thats true!
5:14 Btw, was he joking?
@@JoshuaJones-re4kt yes lol
@Reggaeman YO Way off.
Simone looks like she's trying to deal with a blackout girlfriend.
The secret compartment in the wall that shed got herself into at the beginning included?
Idk What to put here there’s a cask of amontillado joke in there somewhere
Haaaaaa
@@idkwhattoputhere4695 i mean....who hasn't ended up in a secret compartment when blackout drunk.
@@Butterflier00 I'll drink to that 🍻
Simone out here giving us a tutorial to dump a body and evade the authorities without suspicion
this y guy is weird
Sup Justin,
That's the only tutorial anyone really needs
Step 1: Add a happy soundtrack!
the only one, justin y
I feel like Simone is the kind of person who should never be let into a junkyard because she would just accumulate more than she got rid off.
Honestly same
If the Toy Story rules apply, this girl is _maaaad_ at you Simone.
Thats absolutely terrifying
“When she...loved...me...”
@@cadinm1537 would it be body horror or cosmic horror.
"I'd like to report a woman driving around in a butchered tesla with what appears to be a body in the back"
Simone went from “we’re gonna make a big pair of scissors uwu” to carrying a medical doll and faceless Santa through the streets of San Francisco
The pandemic is hitting hard xD
I'm glad to see Simone takes workplace safety seriously and doesn't try lifting heavy things while balancing on a railing next to a six feet drop.
oh no it's fine, she doesn't do that. simone is extra safe and balances DIRECTLY ABOVE THE SIX FEET DROP
Also note that 2m (6ft) to the right of her, there was a ladder.
I love how when she dropped it off she was making it clear that she was NOT a sex doll
And thats exactly the way someone would act who tried to dispose of a sexdoll
Simone: "So not going to miss the traffic"
Also Simone: Moves to L.A.
Thanks for the guide Simone, ill keep in mind for my next victim!
I've been seeing you in a lot of different comment sections recently 👀
@@Synept_ I was noticing that too 🕵️♂️
Lol me too, the internet is a hive mind
U looking sus
I never cease to find you milk man
And today we learned that Simone is really good at hiding bodies...
"Let's go get her"
*she's not there*
"...yeah, she's definitely mad"
Simone blurring her license plate when she's literally the only one with a car like that
(I know it's because you could find people with that, but it's still funny when you see it)
If this is your way of saying she has an AWESOME car the I agree with you. 😌
I have done work as a PI. First of all, if you know what you are doing, and use the right (read:costly) methods, you can actually get a surprising amount of info from a plate. Second of all, at 5:05 there is a small round sign in the background. The sign says "Olivier's Butchery". I googled "Olivier's Butchery", found a result in San Francisco, and pasted the address into google maps. I then went into street-view, and looked at the building. It matched the one in the video. At 4:52, Simone is seen leaving what I presume to be her building. The address of the building next door is visible. It is the address number of Olivier's Butchery. This means that the building next door to the Butchery is Simone's. The address of that building is shown on google maps. Assuming that her zip code is no different than the building next door, I now have her address. A blurred license plate won't stop someone who is determined enough. That is what can "Give her away". (BTW, I wouldn't put something like this out there for people to see, but I know she is moving anyway)
Formula One Leclerc You sir are very dangerous.
@@1stRicochet You sir are not the first one to find that out ;)
Formula One Leclerc 🤔🕵️🏽♂️😟😦
“Honey, there’s a cowgirl outside, she’s carrying a dead body and a lawn Santa.”
*CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY*
Honestly its SF, not the weirdest thing. XD
In Sf no one will bat an eye she’s good
"Is it Thursday already?"
It's like watching someone try to get their absolutely pissed drunk friend home from a house party.
First hand experience.
I love the way she is struggling down the street and the camera man just carries on filming and doesn't even help 😂
"Please take good care of her." After being stuck in a wall for a year orso, I think anywhere is an improvement :p
"Bring out yer dead!"
"Here's one."
"I'm not dead!"
(Background sound of someone smacking a black cat against a wall)
"You will be soon enough."
@@samuelschuur7044 "I feel fine!"
I feel happy. I feel happy.
I know you're referencing something different but this was the first thing I thought of lol th-cam.com/video/4KHlIWpyJrQ/w-d-xo.html
To be fair, giving her to a patreon fan would've probably ended up worse.
Yup
now the doll will end up at some perverts home for sure.
BUT the pervert won't know it was from Simone, so it's slightly less disturbing.
@@johnladuke6475 unless they watch this.
“It’s like putting ketchup on pasta.”
Sometimes I almost forget you’re Swedish, Sim One, and then you remind me.
Sure Simone, its a *“Medical Doll,”* not *“A deceased human in plastic.”*
You think we have a Han Solo situation?
That poor doll wasn't even in a relationship, but somehow still got dumped.
Meh joke
@@SimonDiamondGamer Meh comment
I feel called out.
Medical dolls, as a rule, are squidgey and inherently make people uncomfortable. Toss her into the Uncanny Valley, job done!
Edit: Oh, well that was quick. 2:16
It would almost have been less awkward using a sex doll, at least those things articulate like humans.
How do I know that? Um, so yeah sometimes photographers get the weirdest jobs.
@@MiaogisTeas ok, Mr.Photographer
Simone’s videos make my brain feel clean. It’s like an anxiety reset, I can’t think about anything that makes me anxious while I’m watching a project in progress
As my uncle-in-law used to say "this doesn't have to be weird unless you make it weird"
Plot Twist: Fake Santa gets recycled into a security camera.
On every corner there's a giant metal santa claus that watches over us with glowing green eyes.
It's the circle of life.
.... didn't Futurama warn us about Santa?? 😬
I read this without the context and I am very confused
Plot twist it was actually simtwo that dropped simone off at the dump
Ooo!!! =:oO
I am so stupid. I just got the joke. Simone. Sim One. Sim Two. Jesus Christ this is hilarious.
@@saraharroyo3333 Thanks for explaining it im stupider and didnt get it until now!!!LOL
@@SimonDiamondGamer Hahahaha it's okay bud I'm glad my stupidity helped someone
“You’re going to go live on a farm, lots of animals there, you can play with them” ...what is this, Never Let Me Go?
LOL the moment you dropped her I literally laughed out loud. So funny.
“A fake Santa as opposed to a real Santa” had me cackling 😂
A friend helps you move.
A *best* friend helps you move a body.
and never breathes a word of it.
Or at least is willing to film you doing it.
Me : “ I wonder how she is single, she is amazing”
Simone : “I put ketchup on pasta”
Me: *it all makes sense now
JK, love ya Simone.
The way she apologies to it like an actual human is brilliant 😂😂😂
🎶Some..body one told me,
Simone was gonna roll me,
Up into a tarp in her shed.
She was looking kind of dumb,
Pulling pyjamas up my bum,
On the side of the road,
As I lay dead.
Well the bots stop coming,
And they don't stop coming,
Slid down the hill,
And I hit the ground running.
Doesn't make sense not to live for fun,
You paint some art,
But you end up dumped.🎶
This needs to be pinned
@@samspam1182 haha it'll probably end up buried 😄
@@jimbobur probably :(
@@samspam1182 Sad reaccs only 😢
this is gold
Simone: i dont like driving around in Truckla because people know it's me
also Simone: let's put Santa and a medical doll on the truckbed and drive around
Would've been a bit tricky fitting them into Cheese Louise, to be fair.
@@SmallBlogV8 the Doll on the passenger seat, Santa on her lap :D
Honestly having clothes on the thing probably made it more obscure as to whether or not it was real or not...
I mean put a tarp on top, I have a feeling this whole thing was a 'oh don't look at us... But look at us' type of thing.
This way, being recognized makes it easier. "Is that a body and a Santa in that truck? Oh, its just Simone, carry on."
No one will know it's her, because the license plate was blurred
Bold of you to assume you couldn't have sold both of these hahaha
Edit: nevermind, I absolutely love that she got to go in reusable items.
Moving from San Fransisco to Los Angeles? You're doing things backwards, Simone!
Don't act like you didn't make it weird by hiding her in obscure places instead of just throwing her away immediately, Simone! Nobody made you treat her like your dead uncle in a 90s buddy comedy lmao.
I would’ve paid money to see Simone’s version of Weekend at Bernie’s.
I think treating her like her dead uncle in a 90s buddy comedy actually would've been better.
It's like giving away a child, except it's a medical doll that you've hidden because it looks like a dead person.
So nothing like that
I'm worried that you know what it's like to give away a child.
@@timothyball3144
Worry not I'm too young for kids, i was mostly joking because she got emotional about it
2:15 is comedy gold. The "OK BYEEEE" on the wall is just perfect as Sim 2 falls lol
I’d watch this over any romantic film any day.
"Well at least she's out now"
Yeah she is, after that fall! OUT COLD
At first I thought "why does Simone need a mask to dispose of the doll?" and then went "right... 2020..."
Bodies do smell pretty bad after they’ve been dead for a while
2020 replace the 0's with masks :)
Nah. Nowhere else would people be wearing masks in a car and giant wide open spaces like a dump, than California.
The nazies were crazy back then
The doll's pants falling down while Simone is struggling to carry her made me laugh way harder than I care to admit
So fun story. When ITT Tech went bankrupt, there was an auction of all their equipment and crap - nurse tech stuff, electronics stuff, etc.
I picked up a small CNC mill, some oscilloscopes and stuff like that, some friends got some other stuff, and we drove over there with a truck to pick the stuff up. The auction company was in an old Radio Shack distribution center - complete with all the old Radio Shack signage and everything. Checked in, got put in a dock, and since it was all self-load, they sent us on a scavenger hunt for all our stuff.
Right inside the truck dock doors, where everybody doing a pickup will see it, lined up in rows laying on the floor like a mass-casualty triage... HUNDREDS of medical dolls in various states of undress, with varying levels and types of anatomy.
Simone has definitely made one of the FBI lists
Probably more than once.... 😬😬😬
"one"
@@ReptilianLepton this is more likely.
You know, I've seen Simone over the years get smacked in the face by her own creations, clean a mannequin's butt with an entire roll of toilet paper, and seen her dress up as a business mantis/shrimp. But I never thought she was weird. That is until she said she puts ketchup on spaghetti.
What's wrong with that? Try it with a lot of cheese.
I know quite a lot of people who like ketchup with pasta.
I completely agree
Just way too weird
That's not weird... the pasta is merely a transport medium for the delicious ketchup (or catsup) goodness!! ...
Until now I always thought she was actually a human.
There's something karmically right about taking a robot to a dump in a Tesla.
That clip of her going down the hill! Hilarious! Reminds me of my Aunt after a few too many wine coolers. So funny!
Simtwo‘s outfit: it’s more of an ass-out kinda look
Lugging the doll around reminded me of trying to get my *very* drunk friends back home safely. They never make it easy.
If it happens often, toss a wheelbarrow in the back of your truck.
Kirsten Otis But at least this one won’t hurl down your back.
I frequently forget that English isn't your first language, and when there's a teensy reminder it blows my freaking mind
"you leave that person alone!" XD
You could always offer it to a volunteer search & rescue group as a "Rescue Randy" doll. We've used similar articulated mannequins for practicing patient transports with backboards and stokes baskets.
this is how dolls get haunted
She may have set it right by putting her in the reusable pile. But I’ll be waiting for the “SimTwo is Back” video.
That’s why she’s moving
Now I want this to be MBMBAM Haunted Doll Watch crossover.
@@BirdaeBlue lol
Halloween is in about a month.
This seems like a missed opportunity.
"How to make getting rid of a medical doll as weird as possible" there, fixed the title
We have the same “dolls” in the nursing lab. When you said “she wouldn’t have fun to begin with” you’re right.
F O L E Y S
One of my previous jobs use to have fun with their "Rescue-Annie." You would never know where you were going to see her or what she would be up to. I walked into an office one evening to clean and was startled with "Annie" sitting in a chair at a table, one hand placed around a pop can on the table and one arm raised casually up holding an unlit cigarette.
The amount of times that thing just landed directly on its head is hilarious to me
Buster would be proud.
youtube recommended you and i have never been happier about that. watching all of your videos rn. I love your spirit and your humour.
"...oh, look at that! There's sunshine and people!" As she bares her fanny knowing she will never return.
No one:
Sim One: *crying over being able to recycle a medical doll*
Her American accent is so good it’s always surprising when she doesn’t know a word like pajama vs. pajamas. I forget it’s not her native language.
There is an American accent, there are many Accents in different areas.
K Butler Sure, but you can tell it’s from somewhere in the U.S. vs another country like England or somewhere they don’t speak English right?
For real. If it weren't for her randomly asking about how to say common words, you'd never know she didn't grow up here. :P
Pajama isn't even American though
@@jolenemathews I'm so confused my this statement. Americans definitely say pajamas. It's not ONLY American, but that's not the point of Ben's comment..
"It's only weird because you made it weird..."
That's what my family tells me all the time anyways...
I’ve been watching you for years Simone yet I have to accept the fact that THIS IS SOOOO WEIRD AAAAAAAAAA
I laughed way too loud when she dropped onto the staircase...
When she was stratling the bars I was like hope she doesn't fall, looks far. Doll drops, oh not that far.
I had the same problem but when her pants fell down. I am simply entertained, not with violence. With a jokes that even kindergarden kids would get
Historical “Exhibit A” in the the Human v. AI court trials circa 2120
In the future :
S2 : "she dumped me ... in the trash"
- "but she didn't cut your nipples off"
- "and it was the re-usable materials stack" ...
case closed
Really stoked to see this next chapter for you I love my audible
im very happy that you are still around simone
Sim-one: Does this look she's having a good time?
Sim-two: [ faceplants ]
Me: Too good a time
Two good a time 😏
Leaving the doll for the next tenant would have been AWESOME - Especially if you mounted a small camera to get the reaction shot of when they found it... and waited - maybe a year, maybe 10, but long form comedy is always worth the wait
That is probably very illegal ... Leaving a camera in a private place that isn't yours
Most of your videos have a delightfuly odd quality to them, but this ones gone right past odd, straight through surreal and out the other side into some kind of funny yet dark no mans land of weird........ And this is why we love your channel. :D
cackled at the cut from simone’s reuse joy to simone yanking simtwo from her limbs
💖
i was once carrying a life size printout of my friend on the underground (random birthday gift), random people found it so amusing :D
Once saw a very very drunk guy with two cut outs sat in the train station. One was a random bikini girl, the other boba fett. He was having a full blown conversation with them and kept trying to make them kiss but lacked the coordination to do it without getting tangled up in them.
The students sat on the opposite station had a good laugh. :D
She’s so lucky she didn’t even have to deal with the smell
Hahhaah
Rufus Flywheel r/ woosh
You're so awesome I love the vibe u put out always makes me smile when I watch ur vids . Good luck in LA and dont let that place change you.
Im cryyiinnggg the pyjama malfunction killedd meeeee
"Reusable Items" section is code for "above his pay grade to figure out what the heck to do with this"!
When it comes down to it, don't we all just want a life lived in such a way that we can also be considered "Reusable Items"?
The Mythbusters never had any problems with all of the renditions of their Buster Family. As Jamie said before "When in doubt... C4"
What a sweetheart.
Thank you for the laughs.
You, too, Simone.
Just imagine a cop pulling her over and seeing the doll on the bed of her truck😂😂💀👀
COP: "Umm.. Ma'am, you KNOW why I pulled you over, right?"
SIMONE: {all humble braggy} "Oh.. Yeah! It IS a Tesla - THAT'S A TRUCK! Didja wanna take a picture with it?"
COP: {reaches for his taser...}
In america she would end up dead in 3 seconds.....
@@gregoriadamic2484 luckily she lives in San Francisco capital of Russia
When the doll is so realistic you accidentally throw out yourself
Wait, what if Simone has actually been Simtwo stealing her identity all along?
Bizarre and hilarious. This is exactly why I love this channel!
Omg you have 'Okay byeeee' written above your exit! I love that.
“you leave that person alone” what did they think you were doing? 0.o
don't ask!
I honestly can’t tell if that was real or not
i think it was a joke :{
You are asking TOO many questions...
If it was really they could have thought the were hurting someone
I once make a replica of myself (head casting with a 2x4 "skeleton") for a Halloween costume - I went as Jay and Silent Bob. Once Halloween was over, Silent Bob sat on my couch in my apartment for a few months. Eventually, I had to move, and I didn't want to take Silent Bob with me.
I removed the head as a keepsake (creepiest sentence ever) and threw the body in the dumpster out back. Unfortunately, the dumpster was full, so his legs stuck out. I did notice several local bottle collectors who usually frequented our alley avoiding the spot for a few weeks. I'm very lucky that no one called the cops. This was a bad idea.
Don't throw replica bodies in the dumpster.
I love how you say sorry to the doll when you drop her 2 inches but when you drop her onto some stairs it's just dead silence.
I still getting tingles looking at that ute. such an awesome job you did making that.
Dude you life in SF... just put her out on the street with a ‘free’ sign and she’ll be moving on to who-knows-what adventure within seconds!
put a for sale sign $50 and she will be "kidnapped" much faster
@@jgclark45 Ha!
I think when she said "it's not a sex doll" she was implying that she wanted it to continue to not be a sex doll.
Hahahahaha
We have great free groups, she could have put it in
2:04 that screw was making me very nervous for some reason
I work in a bay area school that trains certified nursing assistance, we use those mannequins for training students everything from cleaning to lifting. If you had not cut the chest up it really would have had value for a school. They literally wear out from student use after a number of years.
Also once again proving how insanely practical truckla is.
thanks for the laugh today, i needed it. Good luck with the move, new house, new workshop.