When Thotting Goes Wrong - H3 Podcast

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  • @viciouslyharmless7654
    @viciouslyharmless7654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    So cool that vin diesel is a co-host now

    • @Sw3nBr0ss16
      @Sw3nBr0ss16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Viciously Harmless god I love him

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Sw3nBr0ss16 He'll prob love you aswell seeing as he loves everyone and everything

    • @TayNez63
      @TayNez63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So beautiful

    • @marieelisa1
      @marieelisa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like that

    • @jackh4484
      @jackh4484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes 😎😎😎

  • @supaxxsc1z0rxx61
    @supaxxsc1z0rxx61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    SoFloAntonio: "I won't lie, this is definitely me when I'm in prison."

  • @hulahoop1227
    @hulahoop1227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    Ethan: "She's a daddy dom."
    Hila: "Yeah, she's a mommy mom."

  • @sourcream.and.opiates
    @sourcream.and.opiates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Hila was so jokes in this episode lmao
    "He was brushing his wig"

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Ethan suddenly bringing up about lolis out of nowhere in the podcast was like the whole family hearing their smallest child asking what incest is during dinner time.

  • @anthraxcrab2222
    @anthraxcrab2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “It’s called a loli right, Dan?”

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      to be fair there are loli models that just dress cute and don't do lewd stuff

    • @marconico1012
      @marconico1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrism45 Loli models?

    • @Philosophical24
      @Philosophical24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love how Dan is the Alfred to Ethan’s Bruce Wayne 😂

    • @marconico1012
      @marconico1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      15:58
      Hila: You know too much about it, Ethan
      Ethan: *nervous laugh*

    • @Royinszki
      @Royinszki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus, Ethan is such a boomer

  • @brendanbirdfield1284
    @brendanbirdfield1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The producers of 90 day fiance need to start sponsering h3 cuz at this point ethan is pretty much there promoter

    • @molliee5183
      @molliee5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brendan Birdfield fr h3 is the sole reason I got into that dumpster fire of a tv show

    • @molliee5183
      @molliee5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Punk Dorris yess jeans!

    • @elirave4027
      @elirave4027 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      their*

  • @KURRDA
    @KURRDA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Everyone else: Elon Musk
    Ethan: Elon Muss

  • @x__thesickest6388
    @x__thesickest6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I slip a hand down south everytime Zack's sultry voice blesses my ear hairs.

  • @mynameisjongreen
    @mynameisjongreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Thanks Ethan for making me google "loli" - I got a message from google warning me that child porn is illegal. I'm definitely on some sort of list now.

    • @thatonedude8329
      @thatonedude8329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      nice cover up dude the feds will believe it for sure

    • @EpicN1ck
      @EpicN1ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAAAAA

    • @joshraphael4628
      @joshraphael4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea in pretty much every English speaking country beside America and maybe Canada, ‘Lolly’ or lollies is the word for candy

    • @shitfi
      @shitfi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The law will check the dates and times ;)

    • @cockheadprod5051
      @cockheadprod5051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is fucking hilarious LOL

  • @smoketears6874
    @smoketears6874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Hila’s lookin fineee. The glasses are rad. Much love dudes.

  • @claireistotle
    @claireistotle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “It’s still 5 dollars... i mean in different currencies..” *smiles*
    Hila is so savage. 🤓

    • @lordparzival
      @lordparzival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it isnt tho, in germany i have to pay 5Euros for a sub thats 5,55us Dollars! And 5Pounds are 6,25us Dollars

    • @bootymane9907
      @bootymane9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lordparzival Dont worry US Dollar will be worth more again soon

    • @lordparzival
      @lordparzival 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bootymane9907 i really dont care xD if the us Dollar will be worth more again, fine ^^

    • @imanis.h.8431
      @imanis.h.8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bianca Mancini I’m Indonesian, 100usd is 15mio in rupiah lol

    • @StAngerNo1
      @StAngerNo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bootymane9907 Won't be so sure about that considering how the US is suffering from corona and how the government is handing out money. Besides, if you meant "more than the euro again", exept of a short period of time right after the release of the euro, the Dollar was never worth more than the euro. And that was not because the Dollar was so strong, but because the euro was still weak, because it was new.

  • @abramak13
    @abramak13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    it would be really cool if we got timestamps

    • @pork5129
      @pork5129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      test Correct very true

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone in the comments might

    • @Fade335
      @Fade335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed 🙌🏻

    • @Xtopher
      @Xtopher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @Xtopher
      @Xtopher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just listen on 2x speed

  • @4mjustin
    @4mjustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Ethan isn't moving his eyebrows around as much as i remember.

    • @sfSDfsdfdddd
      @sfSDfsdfdddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I believe he is on anti depressants

    • @4mjustin
      @4mjustin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sfSDfsdfdddd i wonder what kind...i have tried so many of them and it makes things worse

    • @RealBigLou
      @RealBigLou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      For lots of people Tourette’s comes in waves I’d just assume it’s same for Ethan

    • @dustinsmith8341
      @dustinsmith8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Or maybe it's a nervous tick and now that he is at home more and relaxed, it isn't happening as much. I would like to believe.

    • @sfSDfsdfdddd
      @sfSDfsdfdddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@4mjustin just simple xanax. His mood seems more stabilized also and his eyes have that benzo look.

  • @raivo_4447
    @raivo_4447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hila looking like a ceo dang

  • @kittyteeth7715
    @kittyteeth7715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I miss when humans could interact I miss when people could massage Mayo in one another’s hair

  • @ZombieJohnny117
    @ZombieJohnny117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Idea: Teddy Fresh Doggy beds 😎

    • @hell_pike9150
      @hell_pike9150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Patrick Sullivan I like it!

  • @clioexconde7200
    @clioexconde7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m only halfway through this episode and it’s been one of the funniest to date

  • @okk3710
    @okk3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Someone really has notifications on just to dislike the video asap

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ordinary Gamer diehards are still salty from that trouncing Ethan dished out

    • @mikecaj1865
      @mikecaj1865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Okk probably all the youtubers who love to hop on the shit on h3 train for no reason

    • @randell6180
      @randell6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okk it must be his political view again
      smh

    • @Nobody-hc2bo
      @Nobody-hc2bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People really do fucking hate Ethan and I don’t get it. I can understand just not liking him, but people go off about H3

    • @bohemianprince7944
      @bohemianprince7944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd believe peeps hate enough to make bots for that lol

  • @zaffspydur
    @zaffspydur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ethan BUSTED on his shirt after the bathroom break at 50:40

  • @Beardshire
    @Beardshire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Let's pause the country and go play golf while people suffer, seems like a great idea" Kudlow said as much that he doesn't care about the fringe that can't pay bills or eat. Only a small percentage are actually on that unemployment as cryptic messages are sent and no way to follow up. You shouldn't have to have an emergency charity fund to feed children during this while he goes and plays golf.

  • @oliviachan169
    @oliviachan169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo Brooklyn NYC here! the only reason I liked this video is because Ethan said “you know when you get a seat on the bus or train and you don’t give up your seat to an elder, because your like it’s mine.” During the honey sponsor.
    Hila: *looks away and sighs
    Love you guys :) even the interns

  • @reniecoffey
    @reniecoffey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work as a customer service agent for an e-commerce company that sells cremation urns online. I can tell you right now, we've never been this busy in 10 years of business. We get phone calls every day from people who have lost family and friends to covid 19

  • @nicolasbernardini3413
    @nicolasbernardini3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That "one guy" who wore a bra on his face as a coronavirus mask is my dad

  • @brownsugr111
    @brownsugr111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we get more of the bloopers/behind the scenes. That was wholesome 💜

  • @bmoneyrancidfan91
    @bmoneyrancidfan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ethan always looks back at hila after his dumbass jokes and his face says "please laugh please laugh..."

    • @brianjohnson9802
      @brianjohnson9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It sure does.
      He never gets it.

    • @yungpedro17
      @yungpedro17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Johnson shit some of his jokes musta been funny dudes inna 9 mil crib

    • @brianjohnson9802
      @brianjohnson9802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yungpedro17 I think they're pretty funny, but hila never seems to feel that way.
      Sometimes I guess.....but when ethan goes out of his way to make a joke she never likes it.
      She laughs at organically funny moments way more often. Which I can understand.

    • @bmoneyrancidfan91
      @bmoneyrancidfan91 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yungpedro17 u ever heard of a mortgage? They were cool now they're just contradictive sell outs. The fans just watch it like a car crash.

  • @micckeymol4396
    @micckeymol4396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Ethan saying dodgy shit really makes the show

  • @ronaldogalvan8338
    @ronaldogalvan8338 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    ethan's teddy fresh shirt is so sick. can't wait for it to drop

  • @ForsakenWasteland
    @ForsakenWasteland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ending had me dying Ethan 😂

  • @mr.oblivious1
    @mr.oblivious1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Microdosing (~20ug) strengthens focus and attention to the task at hand and also gives a slight sense of euphoria.

  • @Deadhammer218
    @Deadhammer218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    She thought that 5$ in different currencies can be 10$
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @NexusBecauseWhyNot
    @NexusBecauseWhyNot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The whole loli conversation is hilarious. The word stems from different origins.
    Lolita = a clothing style that is all about pompous dresses and either bright colors or grim, dark colors (that also go into the goth part of fashion); can be compared with fashioning close to being a real life doll.
    Loli = woman with small construction, petite, if you may (the woman in the video is *petite*, Ethan); term derailed from the original meaning to just mean young girl; there is a certain attraction to this type of content for some reason and the anime community is at an agreement that the popular "lolis" need to be "protected" (of course they do, they are little girls); word can be demeaning to petite adult women, but with no real hate thrown at them; the word for young boy in the anime community is "shota" (deriving from shonen, which really means young boy).
    Lolicon = person which is attracted to / enjoys content with young 2D girls, which by association are also known as lolis; does not in any regard mean any real attraction to real little girls (these kind of people are attracted to , let's say, the 2D animation/drawing of the loli. A pedophile is still a pedophile if he wants to diddle a real underage girl); derivatives are shotacon (person attracted to young 2D boys), siscon (person attracted to a younger/older sister. Can be either a girl or a boy, the attraction can by no means be sexual. There is a certain name of a person attraced to a brother but I forgot which was that)
    This was my understanding of the terms. Also people call the attraction itself to young women a lolicon, which is not correct. The word lolicon reffers to a person, so it is either a person that is a lolicon or a lolicon when reffering to that kind of person.

  • @rosaartemis
    @rosaartemis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Daaaamn, Hila, those glasses. you just got the looks

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isabella Ro FBI KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KEYBOARD

  • @edrk14
    @edrk14 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    so weird how these used to be only 1.5 hrs

  • @cutescreenies
    @cutescreenies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Says spending $20 on a meal is expensive
    *Spends over $50 on pizza*

  • @Tousen89
    @Tousen89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bring Antonio Assholio to justice. This is a matter law! You can do it Ethan and Hila

  • @sebnewb
    @sebnewb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is such a hilarious episode lol

  • @RDMatija
    @RDMatija 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @H3 Podcast If you close all the tabs press Ctrl+Shift+T it will restore it

  • @Bollzaq
    @Bollzaq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best part of the podcast was the last minute

  • @petarpetrov7357
    @petarpetrov7357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ethan looks extra spiced this episode

  • @ravenmatthew5311
    @ravenmatthew5311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ethan was in a kinky mood for this episode!! hilarious!

  • @heroinmom153
    @heroinmom153 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Papa John donated to a food bank? Great, now Papa John Pizza employees can finally afford to eat

  • @laurenmiller9143
    @laurenmiller9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    “I dont think our sponsor wants to come right after this loli conversation” *changes topic to mommy dom*

    • @AlexHerlan
      @AlexHerlan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like to think these sponsors know what they are getting into

    • @jacksonbeattie3327
      @jacksonbeattie3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "LOLLIPOP, LOLLIPOP"

    • @mies6633
      @mies6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahah, nice profile picture

  • @CoolKidCroc
    @CoolKidCroc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    Ethan: "She later apologized for her remarks"
    Hila: "As will Ethan, after this episode."
    LMFAO that's the best

    • @Svellgarm
      @Svellgarm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      On the apology podium

    • @DecentralisedGames
      @DecentralisedGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Has all to do with the dialogue @8:30

    • @peterpumpkin1
      @peterpumpkin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She got like a million subs when she did it as well.

    • @R.T.and.J
      @R.T.and.J 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hila's growth through the podcast has truly been the most awe-inspiring character arc of any media that's been published.

  • @chrisd.2328
    @chrisd.2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    We know trisha is watching with one hand on her keyboard.

    • @emilyelizabeth484
      @emilyelizabeth484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ch baf the legend make this the top comment lol

    • @kraftmayo
      @kraftmayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha I was thinking the same think 20 minutes before I saw this comment 😂

    • @angiet7380
      @angiet7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So am I

    • @robotbanana4261
      @robotbanana4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is this supposed to mean???

    • @Smileyson58
      @Smileyson58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trisha has a dream that she could be h3

  • @loganholmes7946
    @loganholmes7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    Timestamps. Let me know if I missed any(sorry their late):
    2:43 Papa John Update
    4:11 Elon Musk Twitter
    9:22 InvaderVie Twitch
    29:15 The Bachelor
    41:13 Joe Biden Memes
    50:41 So Flo Antonio

    • @kudiyyy
      @kudiyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Logan Holmes thank you

    • @JuPac420
      @JuPac420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      To the top with this comment. Ty my guy

    • @DannyLrides
      @DannyLrides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Logan Holmes you’re a good person, thanks dude.

    • @blah123159
      @blah123159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      There is also a surprise at the end

    • @asmrmadaue325
      @asmrmadaue325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Where is the "thotting" time stamp

  • @Im__Gavin
    @Im__Gavin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    I commented on soflos instagram saying “i cant lie this is totally me when I scam people who need masks during the virus” and minutes later he blocked me 😂

    • @sakurose4346
      @sakurose4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      being blocked by soflo is legendary

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I can’t lie this is totally me 😎😎

    • @Im__Gavin
      @Im__Gavin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ヅsakurose I’m blocked by him on two accounts now hahaha

    • @Game2Test
      @Game2Test 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me on a 3rd fake account. Roasted soflo. Keep it coming

    • @chapinachika09
      @chapinachika09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This made me cry of laughter omg

  • @sirmammoth5787
    @sirmammoth5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I’m running a scam

  • @katelyn4821
    @katelyn4821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    I love hila’s shirt and glasses. She’s serving looks!!

    • @jodiejodiejodie
      @jodiejodiejodie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Katelyn Truth!

    • @epicalex91
      @epicalex91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Really I wasn’t a fan of this fit tbh

    • @keilacarlos9877
      @keilacarlos9877 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was thinking the same!

    • @xidxan3088
      @xidxan3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lilalexvert you wearing a plaid scarf in your profile lmao, don’t think anyone cares about your fashion opinions

    • @carlrygwelski586
      @carlrygwelski586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@xidxan3088 If you say his opinions are invalidated because of what he is pictured wearing (plaid scarf), you just nixxed yours for the same reason 🙄 especailly since he was not being derogatory

  • @codedog02
    @codedog02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Who remembers when the thumbnail was different.

    • @marcellagflowers
      @marcellagflowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And the title

    • @20tetsuo77
      @20tetsuo77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pepperidge farm remembers

    • @erichjunghans9002
      @erichjunghans9002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i memeber

    • @TheDonUrbas
      @TheDonUrbas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the first one wasnt clickbaity enough

    • @DarthBrooks2735
      @DarthBrooks2735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KayKo I don’t remember the title but it had soflo in the thumbnail.

  • @RackCityBunny
    @RackCityBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "She later apologised for her remarks."
    "As will Ethan after this episode."
    Love ya Hila

  • @kanakkanakka
    @kanakkanakka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    49:15 can we get an audio clip of Dan saying he never brought a woman to climax??

    • @ludogibson7067
      @ludogibson7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DarkstaR idk about anyone else but I personally find Dan super boring and just generally a liability on the podcast, he is way more involved in the podcast than he should be, I never come for Dan he just annoys me and doesn’t seem to add any substance to the podcast at all

    • @marredcheese
      @marredcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ludogibson7067 The show seems to consist mainly of Ethan being a goof and sometimes saying somewhat trolly, controversial things, and everyone else acting as the straight man. Ideally, Hila could fulfill that role by herself, but she just isn't knowledgeable on a fair number of topics, so Dan provides the second line of defense, followed by Ian, and then Zack. I don't think Dan, specifically, is essential to the show, but someone competent in that role kind of is? I do laugh when Ethan says something ridiculous and it cuts to him facepalming hard, rubbing his eyes and stuff.

    • @ac_aims
      @ac_aims 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love the honesty tho 😂 who else would be that honest about that on a podcast?

    • @livefire5239
      @livefire5239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ludogibson7067 he is the producer of the podcast it his is job to be involved

    • @TBHundreds
      @TBHundreds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SerpentKing yet ur here watching and commenting on on a video of the podcast lol

  • @randell6180
    @randell6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Soflo be like
    This is definitely me when i commit fraud

  • @henrylavinder3733
    @henrylavinder3733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I won’t lie, this is definitely me when I’m running a prank (NOT SCAM)

  • @MrGoof-if8rb
    @MrGoof-if8rb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Ethan: Isn’t that called a Loli?
    Me: *Screams in horror and dismay*

    • @cubbwatch
      @cubbwatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Loli is the most pedo genre ever, they're literally just little girls with kiddy bodies and sexualised...
      It's one of those japanese things people should be genuinely worried about but it's way too common to make a fuss about.

    • @LizzyEXE
      @LizzyEXE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr eww

    • @nutoothealmighty2126
      @nutoothealmighty2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard when i heard that. No ethan, god no it's not that.

    • @Heliogabalos
      @Heliogabalos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trish: *frantic typing *

    • @rxblackpill
      @rxblackpill 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cubbwatch yeah bro let's shut down a part of some other country's culture that does not affect us in the slightest.

  • @isabellavasari8681
    @isabellavasari8681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    When someone says this podcast is a mess, it’s a good episode.

    • @catladyali
      @catladyali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Isabella vasari thats every episode 😉

    • @camgainzzTTV
      @camgainzzTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@catladyali no this one is better because he doesnt talk about politics for the whole episode

    • @thedissidentleftist6997
      @thedissidentleftist6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camgainzzTTV ha lol not even 1k dislikes.

    • @alexsilva28
      @alexsilva28 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @parkermcguire7017
      @parkermcguire7017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Listen to the Snark Tank podcast then

  • @jakebushman9435
    @jakebushman9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    her saying $20.00 is a meal and we've all been living off the Wendy's 4 for $4.00

    • @weliveinasociety4629
      @weliveinasociety4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And the 5 dollar biggie bag when you wanna *really* splurge 😤👌🏻

    • @danithefiend6167
      @danithefiend6167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know that struggle WELL, my friend.

    • @NaawG
      @NaawG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jake Bushman $19 for Ethan’s thicc ass and $1 for Hila and Theodore to split

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If she eating 20 dollar meals she don't need the money... or SHE'S the one who's irresponsible with their money, like she accused her fans of being

    • @deadraven355
      @deadraven355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some people live off of the $1.50 hamburgers from maccas

  • @sarahkelly473
    @sarahkelly473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    With Hila’s t-shirt and glasses combo she looks just like a picture of my mum from the early 90s and I’m here for it

    • @bucanonhaley
      @bucanonhaley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I laughed first from the joke then I realised the dark hair and glasses is my 90s mom. Fuck lmao

    • @mariusetternavn6214
      @mariusetternavn6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's creepy off you

  • @millijames
    @millijames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Why doesn’t the Twitch girl just start an Onlyfans?...

    • @maid1452
      @maid1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Taxes

    • @andrewsohott
      @andrewsohott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I think it's probably because she might do better with micro-donations than a monthly fee. $2-15 every 10 mins vs $30-50 monthly might be less overall.

    • @GOffUnit
      @GOffUnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Because then her fans wouldn't be able to keep both hands on their keyboards.

    • @marknorris4555
      @marknorris4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@lay_lad twitch thotting is the gateway drug to Onlyfans --> pornhub account.

    • @shooglechic
      @shooglechic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She probably will if she hasn't already.

  • @jackbaggie5524
    @jackbaggie5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Hila looks so cool in this. Putting the "fresh" in Teddy Fresh

    • @akshayakumararya6719
      @akshayakumararya6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah Ethan is like a teddy,,,, Hila and Ethan = teddy freshh.pretty smart my dude....

    • @zac5157
      @zac5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ^^^this guy only has one hand on the keyboard

    • @thekittymaria
      @thekittymaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can always count on Hila to have the drip

    • @georgia3091
      @georgia3091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jack baggie her glasses look great too

    • @AngusKhaw
      @AngusKhaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giving me real mom vibes. In a good way.

  • @bellabe7157
    @bellabe7157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I just want to watch 90 Day Fiancé with Hila and Ethan together :D

    • @mariusetternavn6214
      @mariusetternavn6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @W 9797 1 million dollars

    • @donpancho5455
      @donpancho5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W 9797 l

    • @aazarie1610
      @aazarie1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @W 9797 $4.99/month

    • @troyrussell177
      @troyrussell177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnthonyDoesTH-cam haha I'm fucking stupid af when it comes to technology. Told myself she was a hacker catfish 😂😂😂. Shes just a loyal fan 😂😂😂😞

    • @millennialmalcolm484
      @millennialmalcolm484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna see wife swap between Ethan and Hila and Tisha P and Hilas brother

  • @8L0TT3N
    @8L0TT3N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Yo Dan! Why he gets no likes: he bought his followers, they are bots.

  • @May-qw8vq
    @May-qw8vq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I wish they would talk about how horrible big Ed turned out to be. Does anyone else know about this?!?!

    • @kaitlindotexe
      @kaitlindotexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      May i agree!! he was pretty likeable on the podcast originally but since seeing him on the show he’s been pretty awful and i wish they’d talk about it!

    • @sakurose4346
      @sakurose4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I wanna be clear, idk if this is true ! but I heard he cheated on his wife :(( and if that’s true then fuck large edward. he seemed so nice and wholesome

    • @tinaa140
      @tinaa140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No what happened?

    • @Bradamir
      @Bradamir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@melissagiselle14 Get your facts together before you start talking about him. I want links to it, not just "he sexually assaulted someone, someone on tiktok showed it."

    • @fupatrooper-hx8fi
      @fupatrooper-hx8fi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YAAAAAS

  • @creepycrawlie
    @creepycrawlie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    if it's "only five dollars" then why can't she handle not getting those $5? "it's only five dollars it won't change ur life"

    • @jayke3468
      @jayke3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah but obviously 4 people subbing will give her 20 bucks, still a boner move

  • @NYCybertruck
    @NYCybertruck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Dan: For legal purposes, maybe we shouldn't call it a scam
    Title: Evidence of Soflo Scam Uncovered

    • @CNSninja
      @CNSninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Evidence ≠ proof though. Presenting evidence that a crime may be occurring, or may have occurred, isn't quite the same thing as directly accusing someone of committing a crime.

    • @blah123159
      @blah123159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      They changed the title lol

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not so fast buckaroo

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blah123159 bet some lawyers made a call

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evidence of an epic viral prank

  • @Arcadora
    @Arcadora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Hila is rocking them glasses! Looking like a black and white Where's Waldo

  • @HaileyKat
    @HaileyKat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The ending where everyone is mimicking the sound board is the most wholesome part of the show. Glad I stayed until the end! XD

  • @georgelopez9872
    @georgelopez9872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Man I wish h3 would pump out episodes more often. Everyone loves to hate Ethan but I can’t get enough of the guy.

    • @ethanfields3853
      @ethanfields3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      People love to hate on H3 because they "sold out" or whatever, but they never started making videos to become rich. They didn't make a plan to become public figures, people just liked what they put out and became fans. Of course if you're on a platform where you can monetize content why wouldn't you? The very reason they live in a 9 million house is because you watched their videos, shouldn't you be glad they're successful? It's basically the hipster complex. "X" is fine and cool and one of us until he does something I don't like because his popularity also brought him wealth. Yeah, I only liked H3 before they were rich. Like, fuck you. As if you're the epitome of humbleness or something and if YOU were Ethan you wouldn't even monetize your content or take sponsorship deals and YOU would definitely not move and upgrade a little and maybe try to start a business. Of course they fucking would. The only people who actually wouldn't just click that box that means you're gonna be getting a check just by uploading what you were gonna upload anyways are foolish. Like you wouldn't read 5 paragraphs a company sent you to read on camera for thousands of dollars. Unless they were already wealthy of COURSE they would. You wouldn't only be stubborn not too it's honestly a stupid decision. This is fucking America. Where if you want to entertain people and they like it enough to deal with some advertising that the platform is getting money for and they're offering you a slice of the pie? No not you. And even if you did take it you wouldn't even spend it. You'd put it all into savings. Fix up your house some, get a low maintenance new car that's not TOo expensive. No you'd buy a new house and move to LA or NY or a fucking ranch or wherever you wanted to live

    • @schreinnn
      @schreinnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ethanfields3853 I feel like just the first few sentences got your message across, but well said brother

    • @tristanmeadows
      @tristanmeadows 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      for me he is hit and miss, sometimes his point of view is so stupid and backwards. If you treat it like he is retarded its funny but sometimes it hurts lol

    • @tommym7321
      @tommym7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ethanfields3853 I think you're overly generalizing the problems people have with h3. I love this podcast (and the h3 main channel) and I've been a fan for years but there's been times where I've been put off by the show. My main issue I've come across is that Ethan clearly doesn't know much about politics yet some of these podcasts have devolved into hours long rants where he's presenting his opinion as hard facts and gets offended when people call him out for it. I think the structure of the show has definitely changed too (especially with how integral the behind the scenes guys have become) and when Dan started coming on camera more I didn't really care for it because I always liked just Ethan and Hila but I've come to like Dan and Zach and Ian. Also, in some ways the show has just flat out gotten boring (rarely any guests anymore and half the shows are just self referential topics that have nothing to do with anything outside the h3 studio or Ethan and Hilas own lives). I don't think them being "sellouts" is even a main reason for the hate they get, I think the people calling them sellouts are just the most vocal group against h3 while other people who are turned off in the ways I have been just silently unsubscribe and don't watch the videos again.

    • @ethanfields3853
      @ethanfields3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tommym7321 you make a lot of really good points and I have to say for the most part I agree with you. One thing though you can't really compare H3H3Productions with the podcast. One is a scripted show, the other is, well a podcast. And I actually think having the guys in the back be a part of the show helps. Sometimes Ethan's tangents are just like his eyes and eyebrows. The guys help keep everything moving along.

  • @jg1335
    @jg1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    “Hey guys I’m gonna play animal crossing in high socks with a pink wig on. Please give me $10 dollars... also I’m 30”

    • @lifenoodle583
      @lifenoodle583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kg_solo Man she’s really 30? Holy shit

    • @TheworldengineBeeps
      @TheworldengineBeeps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whew. That’s very incredibly sad.

    • @rhiannon8522
      @rhiannon8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Liz A i might hate my job, but i don’t have to beg people for their hard earn money. i also don’t throw a fit if i don’t get it. i’ll take my 8 hour days and having to request PTO

    • @touko_nanami
      @touko_nanami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Liz A SIMP

    • @natalyrausch
      @natalyrausch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rhiannon8522 You clearly don't work in the nonprofit world LOL I kid, I kid... but not really, it does feel like begging sometimes.

  • @jameshoneycutt785
    @jameshoneycutt785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Ethan- "What's the female term for busting?
    Dan - "I've never brought a woman to climax so I wouldn't know"
    Comedy gold!!!

    • @janejanejaney
      @janejanejaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was so concerned that Dan wasn't joking for a second. That was an Ian level deadpan.

  • @abigailrose3439
    @abigailrose3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    It brings me so much joy every time Ethan says something goofy he’s such a friggin DAD. It’s like as soon as Theodore came into this world ethan’s brain switch to dad mode it’s pure gold

  • @lifefollows8267
    @lifefollows8267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Between that twitch streamer and that evil preacher guy DEMANDING donations; what's the difference? 🤷🤦

    • @romariosalas2649
      @romariosalas2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Bruce Bronson I doubt you need to be Christian to know that haha

    • @Hobbes737
      @Hobbes737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using the guilt of someone's religion is completely different from a completely reasonable statement said in a shitty fashion.

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Bruce Bronson dw we know the majority of Christians aren't a simp for Kenneth Copeland. It seems that he targets a very specific demographic within the Christian population to prey on

  • @OriginalCatfish42
    @OriginalCatfish42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    If her meals are $20, she doesn't need more subs.

    • @princediop8190
      @princediop8190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OriginalCatfish that’s like 4 meals for me lmao maybe 5

  • @fykskyle5526
    @fykskyle5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It's called dropshipping

  • @aysiam9776
    @aysiam9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Hila looks extra gorgeous in this

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Aysiam bro keep both hands on the keyboard

    • @demons5204
      @demons5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chill she married bruh.

    • @amyk4370
      @amyk4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They both lookin' good in this episode, Trish must have finally shown them her lighting set up.

    • @TheOther-Dude
      @TheOther-Dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the glasses

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Vin Diesel: God I love her

  • @kgraham64kg
    @kgraham64kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I don't always skip ad reads, but when I do. It's because Dan put banners across the bottom.

  • @clementine2234
    @clementine2234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Aw Hila, you look even prettier than usual in this episode! And Ethan, you're looking like you've lost some weight! Keep it up!

  • @astroworld7663
    @astroworld7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Hila really looks like a librarian here, and I’m not complaining :)

    • @zachgelner2
      @zachgelner2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You've never been to a library.

    • @erica_2383
      @erica_2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope you have both hands on the keyboard

    • @crit3684
      @crit3684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Astro World you only have one hand on the keyboard

    • @yaboyjosh2737
      @yaboyjosh2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have no hands on the keyboard

  • @laurenbertino5947
    @laurenbertino5947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My dad has notoriously bad luck and it seems like he bought these masks for himself and all his foodservice coworkers...these people should be in prison or at least sued

  • @bertalanbayer9429
    @bertalanbayer9429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    TIMESTAMPS
    4:44 - Elon Musk
    10:00 - Twitch Thot 5$ Drama
    37:33 - Twitch Thot Cringe
    39:59 - Last Twitch Thot Clip
    41:25 - Sloppy Joe Memes
    50:42 - Main Story, SloFo Scam

    • @bertalanbayer9429
      @bertalanbayer9429 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xavier np dude I saw someone in the comments asking for them so I was like why not

  • @Jay-ne5gh
    @Jay-ne5gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    When he said the most reoccurring villain in the H3 universe I thought it was about Trisha

    • @grieftick
      @grieftick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soul Eater Jay me too, i was hoping they’d y’all about the podcast with her and moses

  • @hannahbaldwin4073
    @hannahbaldwin4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I’ve got both hands on my pasta bowl, sorry zack

    • @chhimi4025
      @chhimi4025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @James Town SIMP

  • @gracemulholland5328
    @gracemulholland5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Imagine a meal only being 5$. Toronto could never.

  • @pdahs1
    @pdahs1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Ethan - "29? hmmmm whats it called in anime when the old lady looks like a kid?"
    29 year old me - :|

  • @1EvilDoGooder
    @1EvilDoGooder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Does AdamAndEve sell alfredo sauce? Asking for a friend.

    • @marredcheese
      @marredcheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every day, we stray further from God's light.

  • @---rx6em
    @---rx6em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When Elon Musk’s Twitter is being controlled by Trisha Paytas 😂

  • @2021-s2h
    @2021-s2h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Lol getting sponsored by Adam and Eve “trust me guys I’ve been using Adam and eves toys ever since I was a teen.” Loll

  • @Stickon32
    @Stickon32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hila in those glasses really is about to make me act up

    • @PS3aussiegamer
      @PS3aussiegamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      two hands on the keyboard please ;) lol

  • @BR0GREEN
    @BR0GREEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My favorite part of the podcasts is when Ethan says something and everyone is just like "Uuuuuugh"

  • @youngirab3913
    @youngirab3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    When he said "Adam and eve has toys for men, toys for women, and toys for..." I swear I thought he was gonna say kids.

  • @DiscoverCrypto_
    @DiscoverCrypto_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy Crap he called me a legend! Shirt was definitely too small confirmed

  • @alexisellison8698
    @alexisellison8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i love it when i’m binging H3 and i get that new podcast notification

    • @TyyTheFlyGuy
      @TyyTheFlyGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexis Ellison most def.

  • @cannongerber3257
    @cannongerber3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Hila lookin like a well-educated snack in those glasses

    • @treyrmason
      @treyrmason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she’s a CEO.

    • @artificialbox
      @artificialbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @jvalex18 that's like... your opinion man

    • @cannongerber3257
      @cannongerber3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jvalex18 The type of glasses don’t matter, it’s the woman wearing them

    • @hzjake
      @hzjake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looks like a librarian who tells you to quiet every 5 min.

    • @giorgioIP
      @giorgioIP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @jvalex18 you lost me at objectively

  • @yungdeleuze4658
    @yungdeleuze4658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    hila be hittin different with dem glasses tho

  • @ily4s.b686
    @ily4s.b686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Is that an independent business women I see on the left with the glasses?

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ilyas B FBI KEEP YOUR HANDS ON YOUR KEYBOARD

    • @ianmedina1992
      @ianmedina1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm not sure if its is the meme o her real glasses

  • @emdw14
    @emdw14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I personally think Ethan is awesome for rarely giving up on a joke

  • @hughman9975
    @hughman9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm not gonna lie, this is definitely me when I have both hands on the keyboard

  • @carolinas305
    @carolinas305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Zach looks like what big e from 90 day fiancé could’ve looked liked

  • @JayMarriner
    @JayMarriner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If you listen carefully you can hear the police sirens when Ethan talks about Loli

    • @thatbeaatcch9884
      @thatbeaatcch9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that he tries to drag in dan into the conversation and dan doesn’t want anything to do with it. Lol

    • @JayMarriner
      @JayMarriner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatbeaatcch9884 I know 😂 Dan knew as soon as he mentioned it what he was talking about too lmao

  • @benisjamin6583
    @benisjamin6583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    22:09 Hila exposed. Ya'll remember when she and the boys hated on Ethan for looking at a emailer's Instagram for a similar reason?

    • @InterloperIll
      @InterloperIll 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BenIsJamIn not exactly, they’re talking about this person directly where as the emailer wasnt the only subject matter

    • @gregs9210
      @gregs9210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really the same reason but sure lol