Bondi Beach 🇦🇺 VS Miami Beach 🇺🇸

[@SonicDaMonke]

“Most women have built in floaties” had me dying💀💀💀

[@CH3MPION69]

Frrrrrrr

[@user-ue6fb2uo5q]

Fake floaties but I works I mean

[@user-ue6fb2uo5q]

It

[@untitledmemeguy]

Yo

[@untitledmemeguy]

I randomly found this

[@chimbala-i4p]

“This is daylight robbery” 🤣🤣 you aren’t lying about that😂

[@Nick-jn2fq]

That's why we tell all the tourists to go to Bondi, while we go to Manly......shhhh

[@estebanpsaila343]

😂 so true

[@user-rj2wj4tj9w]

Cronulla 🤙🇭🇲

[@alana2513]

Cronulla: 👁️ 👄 👁️

[@mdheartsuju]

🤫 don’t tell them about Cronulla

[@user-rj2wj4tj9w]

@@alana2513 Cronulla anywhere shits on bondive

[@spicymilk5129]

This man did the most amazing job of passive aggressively saying Australia’s better

[@petesmith9472]

There are many reasons that more Americans live in Australia than the reverse. There are many reasons Melbourne and Sydney are frequently in the top 3 or 4 of world’s most liveable cities…. There are many reasons Australia surpasses the USA on the world’s happiness index ….there are many reasons why there’s not one single private beach on the Australian mainland coast….there’s thousands of reasons our kids go through their entire 16 years of education without having even one shooter drill.

[@BeBeXGen]

He wasn't passive LOL

[@ROSH1503]

This is hard hitting Journaladism.

[@fredspekvet8533]

Reading your text, something hits you hard.

[@cent-gu4su]

?

[@weirdeadz]

you mean journalism?

[@serif392]

​@@weirdeadz No he meant journaladism!

[@ChickaIva]

Most locals avoid Bondi, we have many other beaches to enjoy 😉

[@Planemaster7734]

Yeah palm Beach is my favourite, it has such good bodysurfing waves

[@Starflight-et6kc]

Or Balmoral

[@sydneyslosttapes2406]

better beaches too

[@Vineethajojo]

Hey aussie
Wollongong

[@mateuszpawlak7637]

Camp cove beach

[@AverageRockPikminEnjoyer]

The accuracy of the Bondi run club. I’m called out. 🤪🤣

[@sallysade1397]

Hehhehehe “ large built-in floaties “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@diljasonsingh7175]

Team who saw the news in Australia👇

[@Carrera-gy8mc]

😢 Rip to those who died ❤

[@diljasonsingh7175]

Six people died including the killer in a shopping centre the place is in Bondi beach the killer was 40 years old and he’s from Queensland this is all information I know

[@Damemeski]

​@@diljasonsingh7175 7 with killer

[@mymixedbiscuit9159]

Yup

[@clancyflett688]

why are you using deaths for likes?

[@308chewy]

The best part of Bondi is that there are fewer americans than in Miami

[@McDonnellDouglass]

I gotta invest in those floaties! Miami is my next stop!

[@user-xb2yu6gg8f]

Bondi Beach is definitely an amazing beach but if you prefer a quieter location, try Maroubra Beach!

[@cotteeskid]

$10 per hour parking on the Northern Beaches. Wouldn't mind walking 2ks to avoid the daily cost.

[@reginagunawan5431]

Aussies
👇

[@adamcarroll8356]

Bondi -Can’t stand the place or the people who live there 💁🏼‍♂️

[@jamesfrench7299]

Coogee is worse. Maroubra is insufferable.

[@RazJewellery]

Fr

[@Yeviscount]

But but but.....all the beeeeuatiful people go to Bondi...daaarling. BYO botox

[@FrostedSeagull]

😂😂🎉👍​@@Yeviscount

[@human-blend]

They feel the same way about you.

[@ThaEshayRambo2122]

I honestly love this guys content!! 🔥

[@alphazero5421]

Don't worry the Sydney tolls will get you if not the parking.

[@robertbatty8263]

This made me chuckle

[@AmeliaRichardson-mf3bk]

Aussie Aussie Aussie ou ou ou

[@Koch3665]

no one says that 😂

[@AmeliaRichardson-mf3bk]

@@Koch3665 I know lol 😂

[@2Wxnted]

Bro the built in floaties had me straight dying, also I could not describe these beaches better 😂

[@matcole1975]

Bondi any day.
Cronulla too.

[@Leviathan1983]

Manly over both

[@PunjabDiMusic]

I live in schofields, love going to manly or bondi by train

[@idkwhatopithere]

cronulla is so good. I live there

[@T0pMan15]

Cronulla is superior to Bondi, less crowded, a massive carpark and less dirty backpackers

[@RazJewellery]

Hate Bondi. Cronulla on top

[@BetterThanYou392]

Why does he sound like the guy from superwog?

[@Manwithoutplans]

Because it is a fairly common accent in Australia, usually around Sydney and maybe Queensland

[@Yeviscount]

Because it's trendy to say...oh my gawd oh my gawd.

[@smdnsnnd7254]

Because it's his brother

[@BetterThanYou392]

Thx guys

[@downzie]

@@BetterThanYou392I’m pretty sure they are both aussie Lebanese most of them have that ethnic accent

[@anthonywoodroof2800]

I live in Sydney, Bondi beach is not a great beach. There are a dozen better ones.

[@zaviergluyas8249]

I saw you at movie world on the rollercoaster I was just to shy to say hi

[@hopegalea]

I went to Bondi beach for a road trip while I was still living in Wollongong when I was about 8, and Bondi beach is just, well… tourists… tourists are everywhere there💀💀💀💀

[@marknewbould1068]

Floaties lol, Back in the day Bondi had floaties everywhere, thats were all our raw sewerage ended up.

[@FunkeMonke-ff3kz]

I have a strange feeling this might be a little bias

[@philshen1899]

Bondi is full of disappointed tourists who can't wait to go back home because it's so boring

[@richardwilliamson9763]

Parking in Bondi is $9 per hour which is expensive enough.

[@idkwhatopithere]

that’s not expensive

[@Prince077Aussie]

Yeah now compare 40USD for 2 hours vs 9AUD for an hour.

[@BetterThanYou392]

If that’s expensive just wait for inflated

[@billyf2770]

I love living in Australia and “most women have built in floaties!”😂😂😂😂

[@CHIN0_M]

I thought they were trying to keep plastic out of the beach/water

[@IturaldeRodel]

In Sydney, we have options. And I mean, the beaches are so different, it's like going to a different country. In Miami, it's all one beach... and it all sux. And I lived in Surfside... for those that know. I loved living in Miami, but not for the beaches.

[@stevenanthes5696]

This guy is a legend....

[@darrylbelcher1691]

No mention of toilet paper or the oh stink log floating thought at Bondi 😅

[@jamescuttler8047]

And the funny thing is Bondi is actually one of Australia’s worst beaches it’s just become so iconic that people keep going there

[@themessenger4150]

Isnt it the Coogee to Bondi walk?

[@rafatnabi7992]

Goes to Miami and proceeds to ask a Latin guy USD? Not mate he converted it to Aussie for you, cause he is a champ.

[@sentlne1]

thats why we go to tamarama bronte and clovelly instead dont tell the tourists🤫

[@user-cq6ko1zk1k]

Bondi beach all the way!!!

[@jamesdryable]

Bondi is overated

[@ZenZenny-yc4zb]

Broo this guy perfectly described the ups and downs of Bondi but bro forgot bro mention how much ice cream costs

[@thatshottaye]

Lek 🤣💀 I'm fukn dead

[@FirmNo]

Bondi is one of the worst beaches I’ve been to hands down

[@kameshganeshan2894]

built-in floaties :D

[@thecase315]

Just cut my fuckin hair cuz!

[@dirksegerius5]

they meant its happy hour for the restaurant owner

[@robbykingston2368]

Go to Gold Coast, sunny coast, cairns, Perth or Tasmania all free car park at the beaches 😂 I’d say literally every where lol

[@JL-yt5hy]

I have class. I don’t do Bondi. 😂

[@thomasw4422]

There was a plan once to bring a trains station there.

[@TheNamster34]

Just have the lifeguards like Sydney😂

[@ghebreghebreselasie2932]

Bondi beach is just better

[@anchau8526]

There was a stabbing at Westfield Bondi junction

[@MrZakka1985]

So would you prefer the mass shooting more then?

[@user-ns6zm6ex9h]

I am happy cause I don’t gotta pay money to be in Bondi beach I live there

[@oliveks82]

North Curl Curl needs more love, had the best swim there the other day and the water is crystal clear. The food at the canteen is a little pricy but it’s tasty and

[@user-xe1sg7zx8k]

Well put

[@JBSbass]

I reckon if you left a handbag on the sand it would be a close race to see how long it would take for it to get lifted. real close race. for this we are not so different.

[@technomad9071]

Driving is a privilege

[@LebaneseCedarTree]

"Americans aren't too familiar with exercise" 😂

[@thatgirl1887]

Everyone always compares prices never taking the currency exchange into account and it's pretty stupid

[@sasyscarborough]

Slight exaggeration on the 2km walk that would have you at the Junction :) it does feel like it though.

[@user-ig9iz6pb3u]

So good 😂

[@markgritt4876]

Wouldn't go to either

[@In_need_of_love]

Don’t be fooled by the attractive Latino lady trying to convince you it’s happy hour 💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@adrianamauricio6760]

Me and my husband we live in Australia and we did the walk in bondi Beach

[@davranzihni8485]

I did the Bondi to Bronte walk

[@Oliver_Mitchell]

Don’t forget about being on Bondi rescue!

[@jessicavakauta6311]

There is less Lebanese in Miami beach.

[@T0pMan15]

Yeah true being a Lebanese Australian is the equivalent to being from Birmingham in the UK. Worst accents in the world.

[@JABM-AU]

Yeah, just illegals

[@saltymonke3682]

That's a daylight robbery indeed

[@DeonADFlover]

Too true

[@milomaster1959]

doesn't sydney have like the most expensive parking in the world 😭

[@leahgross5130]

There’s public parking in Miami Beach for a few dollars and there’s lifeguard houses everywhere. Not sure how u missed them.

[@katesmith8424]

Bro spitting out insults in every sentence 😅

[@dariosandoval1644]

You can enjoy bondi 4 months per year, 'cause is cold the rest of the year.. Miami is the caribean papi! Nice weather the whole year Nothing can beat that 😂😂😂

[@StickyChai]

This is nothing but true.

[@Klooty6]

Genius 😂

[@torchtorch1480]

Bondi is overrated for sure. Mooloolaba is better.

[@GalaxyGirl-rp2nn]

Yes my sunny coasters!!!!! See u at the surf on Alex!

[@user-bd3oy9nr3g]

I pick Miami soo I can check out the built in floaters

[@FUNGUSLORD]

Bondi beach is better

[@Mooo-of2ho]

What about Bondi Westfield

[@RickSuaz]

Miami is 1000% better than Bondi. Btw Bondi is freezing so 🖕🏼 the NSW water.

[@anthonygenovese7578]

Bondi and miami. Both places relatively stabby....

[@Jxxjxjxbdie3]

I’m waiting for the comments about the recent stabbings

[@changedmyname26]

Bondi lol. Its actually very close to a sewage drainage system which if the tides turn ends up coming straight back the beach. You will feel it on your skin. Its actually a very trashy beach compared to other beaches in Australia.

[@OneIdeaTooMany]

Hard!

[@M.P12880]

Fair!

[@ulrikezachmann7596]

I don’t do Bondi anymore. There are better beaches.

[@porcus2923]

Moral of the story: Just go to Coogee

[@Koch3665]

The hell is that

[@ZacharyPoh-un2qv]

You know what’s better? Perth beaches :D

[@user-lq4qi5ml1y]

Miami doesn't have Baywatch?

[@user-wf9px3co2x]

Hilarious 😂 😃

[@mpcg102]

Or you can live in Perth and have your choice of beaches that are nicer than ether option by far less crowed and nearly all have parking

[@zachb1706]

Shhh, shut up mate!

[@alexshaw8457]

I recommend byron bay

[@user-gt1fs7lz5k]

Built in floaters 💀💀💀

[@skitzy6258]

70$ to park by the beach is insanw

[@lukasperanovic8776]

Accurate

[@matildawarwick9864]

I live in Bronte ❤️

[@UnlessThegame]

Who wins?

[@kevysrandomstuff5835]

how did Sydney allow this to happen, the roads carparks are owned by the rate payers not the council

[@richasharma2747]

Australia is way better it become safety is very important even though if you have a building floaty and the price is cheaper a plus I can see because less money that I live I live in Sydney in Australia then to the Miami Beach

[@Vineethajojo]

Bondi isn't the only beach in nsw there are way more