The balance between improperies (i.e cunt) to exageriatism (i.e disgrace to humanity) to intellectualism (i.e the vernacular and nothing of the sort bit)... Sis is giving us a masterclass about how a read to filth should be build.
This sounds like a lawyer’s opening statement like it’s so official and professional sounding I wouldn’t think twice if I heard this in a courtroom lol
Nobody outside of the UK even GOT this show , we don’t even know who Gemma is, and yet we ALL know this soliloquy by heart. That is Tiffany’s power....
Cunt is big BIG fighting words in America. Like that's the lowest insult you can call someone and is only used in extreme situations lmao if your calling someone a cunt in america you genuinely HATE them
"Old Maiden type of shoes" is what gets me everytime. New York definitely possesses the vernacular to put Gemma in the grave 🤣 The House of Villains screwed up by not having a public voting system.
how did she even come up with this. literally one of the greatest american poets of our time. on the same level of coolidge, whitman, dickinson, hughes, etc.
@logandodson1484 oh and let's not forget the excerpt from the s1 reunion, "I've been on pause.....but I'm finna press play...in a mf millisecond kuz I'm all over that bitch...in a mf millisecond!" - fin
"If that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack, and she should have never even purchased them, because she's unqualified to own those shoes" she went in and kept twisting the knife
@@joshualewis9906 no she gave Tiffany a pair of shoes then took them back without Tiffany knowing bc she wasn't woman enough to tell her she wanted them back
Vernacular carries special weight for Black americans. Beyond it’s literal meaning, a dialect or a set of vocabulary, a person’s manner of speech and words they choose communicates a lot about who they are and what they know within their own culture. So she seems to be using it here to mean “cachet.” Basically clout, prestige, status... and to some extent “rapport.” Gemma acts like she is cooler and “down” with Tiffany (and thus, black people) than she is. It was a phony misguided gesture that meant nothing to Tiffany. That’s how I understand her, but I am just some white person. This is a really fun statement because it is showing what the word “vernacular” means to her in her vernacular. It’s an example of itself in this speech. Tiffany is sharp as a tack.
If only I had known about this, when I had to choose the monolog, that I'd recite for Drama! I'd have laughed all the way through my 3 day days of being suspended! 😂
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The balance between improperies (i.e cunt) to exageriatism (i.e disgrace to humanity) to intellectualism (i.e the vernacular and nothing of the sort bit)... Sis is giving us a masterclass about how a read to filth should be build.
^^^ fr😭😭😭😭😭
LMAO
this entire sentence just scratches the itch
I'm in tears
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
The most iconic 1 minute in British television’s history
It’s terrible because she’s not even British but she gifted us with her presence
She is a BELOVED LEGEND here in the US as well. Bless her
Facts
Facts lmaooo
"Somebody LIED to her several times." 😂 Just the way she says that.
That is THE line for me!
This monologue needs to be performed at all drama school interviews forever
LMFA00 because yes 😂
It should be taught from 3rd grade on at schools
@@julioaugusto1529lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What makes this hilarious was not just the legendary quote but the fact that she look half asleep lol
She woke up that day and chose violence
😂 right
Passive violence!
🤣😂
It just goes to show Tiffany can read in her sleep!!! #legendary #iconic
Yu so stoopid lmaoo
This sounds like a lawyer’s opening statement like it’s so official and professional sounding I wouldn’t think twice if I heard this in a courtroom lol
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
edgeworth when phoenix breathes
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"She is a fat c***." She says it so matter of factly. 😂 The way she's saying this makes it even better.
She was so calm and casual. She described this woman as a “fat c***” in the same tone someone might use to say “she wears glasses.” 😂
The American drawl on c**t is a joy to behold 😂
the fact that she said all this in one breath with no script had me dying lmao
Lmaoooooo
The dislikes are Gemma on multiple accounts
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Damn she did all of that in one minute
Nobody outside of the UK even GOT this show , we don’t even know who Gemma is, and yet we ALL know this soliloquy by heart. That is Tiffany’s power....
Soliloquy 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Gemma Collins is a fun gal tho look her up
tell your kids this is Shakespeare
the one dislike is Gemma
Honestly, this is a monologue 👏🏻
It was the "Somebody lied to her several times" for me ✋💀
“They were old MAIDEN type shoes”for me
Lol exactly 😂😂 0:48
She had me at "fat cunt" but "somebody lied to her" was the final blow. I'm dead.
the deadly smile at the end for me
@@Poisonousivieshe was so pleased with herself LMAOOOO as she should be!
Tiffany, on behalf of human beings everywhere, we thank you for your service, my love. You are doing Gods work on the daily
By the time she hit "a disgrace to humanity " I was already too weak to carry on
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Lmaoooo
this is actual poetry, better than shakespeare, and the amount of times i find myself quoting for it no reason at all is ridiculous. it's art.
The is definitely a closing argument that a lawyer would give to a jury 😂😂😂
Lmaooooo
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the accused is a fat c***. 😂😂😂"
😂😂😂
This is premeditated murder.
It really and truly is. It was a body bagging the likes of which reality tv hadn’t seen before.
I’m going to tell my grandchildren this was the Gettysburg Address.
Its the little smile and head tilt at the end that perfectly punctuates this read that really makes this for me.
She immediately knew she ate with that whole takedown. Idk who Gemma is but I'd never leave my home again.
If I ever go to drama school, this will be my final exam monologue.
OMG! How did I miss this one? She practically destroyed her in this 1 min piece.
The best video to ever exist
Whenever I watch this, I have to watch it several times. Love how she starts off so brutal and just keeps going 😂😂😂
I know this reading better than I know myself
FKN MOOD.
😂😂😂😭
I’m American but it’s so funny to me to hear other Americans say cunt because it’s an insult I associate so strongly with the English 😂😂
true!!
Cunt is big BIG fighting words in America. Like that's the lowest insult you can call someone and is only used in extreme situations lmao if your calling someone a cunt in america you genuinely HATE them
She really did that with no pause or break, it just rolled.
it's the smile and head tilt at the end for me. like she knew she had just ended that woman's whole career
The most iconic read of our generation
This is one of the most epic, funny creative speeches of reality tv xD. Long life to the HBIC
This is the only video keeping me happy in 2020
I feel this so powerfully.
NOT OLD MAIDEN SHOES !?!??! 😭😭
This sounds like an opening statement by a well spoken politician in a national debate, I love it
The smirk at the end. Sis gave us Shakespearean monologue.
0:13 "Old maiden type of shoes" 👸 😂
I watch a dog named Gemma and I just told the owners about this video and they LOVED IT 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahaha
This is a whole Shakespeare monologue to be taught to 9th graders for the english reading list
Im here for the rich vocabulary
Same-
So eloquent and distinguished love it
I can hear Sister Patterson at certain moments of this. Absolutely her mother’s daughter.
Almost forgot to watch this today
This monologue has aged like wine
It's the vernacular for me.
"Old Maiden type of shoes" is what gets me everytime. New York definitely possesses the vernacular to put Gemma in the grave 🤣
The House of Villains screwed up by not having a public voting system.
Nah fr. The show is so lame without her. She is the moment. She is the STAR!
THE READ OF THE CENTURY!!!!! put this in the National Archives!!
I may or may have learned this
I'm somebody who cannot stand Gemma Collins, so I salute Tiffany Pollard for this.
I want a back tattoo of this ruthless golden moment.
Oh New York I come to watch this monologue when ever I'm depressed
old maiden type of shoes....herstory was made that day
Somebody lied to her several times 😂
how did she even come up with this. literally one of the greatest american poets of our time. on the same level of coolidge, whitman, dickinson, hughes, etc.
Lmaoooooo nah facts
Tiffany is famous for her communication skills. She her Beyonce!? Beyonce! Beyoncé? diatribe on Flavor of Love Season 1.
@logandodson1484 oh and let's not forget the excerpt from the s1 reunion, "I've been on pause.....but I'm finna press play...in a mf millisecond kuz I'm all over that bitch...in a mf millisecond!"
- fin
@@logandodson1484but the crazy thing is tho, I googled it and Hottie really does look like Luther Vandross.
0:04 replay button lol
Peak poetry! 😍
New York has always been a very intelligent and quick witted woman.
Kids in 2050 will be watching this in history class
i'd be so sick if someone read me like this lmfao what can you even say back
If that's the case, then if Phaedra reads you like she reads Kenya on the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, you'll be dead by now
This woman make history everyday on television and she barely notice this, just normal to her
Damn girl. You fucking murdered her. Still the same HBIC as you were on Flavor of Love
Tell me why I know this video word for word
"If that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack, and she should have never even purchased them, because she's unqualified to own those shoes" she went in and kept twisting the knife
Honestly shocking this isn't taught in classrooms
She showed the Brits how proper English should be spoken.
this is the ultimate read
“Someone LIED to her several times and told her that she was #1 FLY, #2 HOT & #3 SEXY! She’s NOT!” 😭😭😭
Its 2024 and this is still my favorite tune. 😂
put this in the Louvre Museum
old, maiden type of shoes
The way she lets the insults just roll off the tongue 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😙🤌🏽
Damn I just wanna know what gemma did to get read like this💀
@@joshualewis9906 no she gave Tiffany a pair of shoes then took them back without Tiffany knowing bc she wasn't woman enough to tell her she wanted them back
@@joshualewis9906 No, girl.
@@kellysmith7212 Then she said Tiffany had big feet
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I'm sure it don't matter anymore lmaoo but I also had to find out why Gemma had to get them bombs
Please like my comment so I can go back to this masterpiece.
a monologue of shakespearean proportions
I’ve never felt so proud to be an American as I am watching Tiffany destroy this cast
How to roast somebody in one single minute.
Gemma actually lost 3 pounds from all this HEAT
What does she mean by saying that she doesn't have the vernacular that she thinks she possesses? Help lol
Vernacular carries special weight for Black americans. Beyond it’s literal meaning, a dialect or a set of vocabulary, a person’s manner of speech and words they choose communicates a lot about who they are and what they know within their own culture. So she seems to be using it here to mean “cachet.” Basically clout, prestige, status... and to some extent “rapport.” Gemma acts like she is cooler and “down” with Tiffany (and thus, black people) than she is. It was a phony misguided gesture that meant nothing to Tiffany. That’s how I understand her, but I am just some white person. This is a really fun statement because it is showing what the word “vernacular” means to her in her vernacular. It’s an example of itself in this speech. Tiffany is sharp as a tack.
Who doesn't love New York? The true HBIC!
Iconic
Omfg God
Read to filth
Are you red-y for me?
Delusion... Convince yourself
Best read ever
If only I had known about this, when I had to choose the monolog, that I'd recite for Drama! I'd have laughed all the way through my 3 day days of being suspended! 😂
Lmaooooo
0:03 I quote this every day 😂
If aliens find out about earth I hope this is the first thing they see
I dont think you understand, she said UN-QUAL-I-FIED
These are my wedding vows
OMG this is exacly 1 minute long
i feel like ive heard this a million times and never knew where it was from lol
i love this so much
England can't handle our boo Tiffany New York Pollard! Long live the Queen of Reality !!!
I watch this monthly
One of the best diary room chats throughout big brother history 😂😂😂 xxx
What a read honey A READ
I don't see anybody saying she's wrong
Mhmm cuz she is not wrong?
Lmaoooo all they could say wuz whhooaaaa
It's giving 😂😂😂😂
Tiffany is my spirit animal and can read better than anyone else.
bro she absolutely destroyeddddd and demolished her🤣
Old maiden 😂😂😂😂
New York is formidable