@@user-th4ro4oy8s there are actual ways they can test this with specialized equipment. it's how they got coke starlight. they detect different compositions in the vacuum of space, and some are those found in fruits and berries. it's interesting and you should check the studies out sometime.
Bro Literally that happened to me If you inhale nano micro amount of water You can hold your breath in for another 5 minutes 😮 Was caught under some waves at the ocean 🌊 Very beautiful surreal feeling
"Your test came back, we have wonderful news" "See? Told you it was fine" "Your test results came back with a prehistoric dieases thatll prolly kill us all, we gonna name it after you though. So thats cool"
@@bboi1489 True usually one or two of them survive sometimes. But there is like a final scene that the treat may not really be gone or one of the survivors has like moment where they may still be infected or something.
i know your joking, but just in case some people dont know, thats primary water which is drinkable and most likely healthier than regular bottled water
@@crimson4427the entire ocean isnt boiling otherwise the diver would die 🤡 but just cause a stream of boiling water is flowing doesnt mean other water wasnt mixed
@@andrewnonya2045 i’m aware that the entire ocean isnt boiling dawg, assumed that if he drank the water that was circulating around the whatever the fuck that the icky shit would be dead
@@crimson4427 no shit has to get to boiling temperatures for a while, and with plenty of cold cold water surrounding it from every side you would have to guarantee the water your drinking is purely the boiled water and thats impossible by just sucking with the mouth. And yet again ma boi if they were drinking straight boiling water they would also die.
That’s common in the Midwest wetlands water aquifers underground or pure water springs that flow out from the underground into rivers and creeks. It’s actually safe to drink that water. But personally I’d rather go to a small open spring or an aquifer that’s not underwater in a stream
It’s clean water boiling from the insides of earth also he’s a professional diver I think he would know a thing or 2 more about water than some random dude on the internet, this water is the equivalent to underground water where it is clean and has almost no bacteria in it
@@flakowitdadrako Not everyone on the internet is stupid, It is not impossible for someone knowledgeable to watch TH-cam and read the comments. Plus, it's common sense to know that most river water is safe to drink.
There actually can be lakes in lakes believe it or not just it's that fish would immedielt die in the second lake (because the reason there are 2 lakes is because the bottom layer has so much salt in it)
I've found an incredibly rare fresh water jellyfish sanctuary that nobody knows about and wish i had the gear and support to document it.. nobody has ever found one...
Different types of water naturally separate all the time. If they are different densities aka fresh and salt water, they will separate by density and not easily mix
@WrldConfusion actually no one said warmer or warm, but the guy who made the comment. The video literally said "boiling out" and this dude said warm. Now you come in the comments, not even having watched the video to make an ass of yourself.
50% chance prehistoric virus
50% chance super power
😂😂😂😂😂
I'd take that deal.
I like those odds
Dado que no conozco nadie con ningun superpoder deberias bajar ese porcentaje .
@@PrometheumHD damn, beat me to it
"Sir your covid test showed negative, you have 103 unidentified diseases though"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I HAVE THEP OWER TO MAKE IT 70
Well , the medical term is Dino-aids, but we don’t really know what date the virus originated.
Who the fuck has to money to get a COVID test from a doctor, lol my sister went and they said it would cost $200
@@Drewzdev😂😭😂
-Hey we got your results, you got a reeaally rare disease
-how rare?
-name it
This was funny ngl
@@wrongnumber2221 ty
That made me laugh
😂
😂😂😂😂
“Doctor, did my tests go positive?”
“Sir, pick 13 names.”
"wait does that mean I'm having 13 kids or 13 viruses?"
@@Oowjfjnejaidjnensnsmnig “both”
@@ChilloutGHe was just adding another to make it funnier, thats all.
@@ChilloutGwow r u slow...
@@ChilloutG thank you for this information!
"I was in the space, so I took off my helmet to sniff vaccum."
Scientists say some parts of space MIGHT smell like strawberries. Somebody has to test that theory at some point.
@@judahboyd2107 I assure you that these scientists graduated from walmart lol.
@@user-th4ro4oy8s there are actual ways they can test this with specialized equipment. it's how they got coke starlight. they detect different compositions in the vacuum of space, and some are those found in fruits and berries. it's interesting and you should check the studies out sometime.
@judahboyd2107 Raspberries, but still true! And it might also taste like alcohol, but this is most often in nebulae, not empty space.
Sjk
when youre drowning but then you realise water contains oxygen
Bro
Literally that happened to me
If you inhale nano micro amount of water
You can hold your breath in for another 5 minutes 😮
Was caught under some waves at the ocean 🌊
Very beautiful surreal feeling
@@EverythingLosAngeles-rr3ss is this real or did u jus make this up
@@kfrancis6904 he capping hard
@@ruska9773liquid oxygen is at -300 Fahrenheit. Your airways would freeze the moment you drink/inhale it and it would be your last breath 😂
😂
-“Sir you have a disease”
-“What is it called?”
-“I don’t know, what’s your name?”
Bro spreads misinformation for views and likes. 🤦🏻♂️
@@JJ-hp6mb it's not misinformation, it's just irony
Bro was sent out by the ministry of truth to cancel jokes, 1984 reference real@@JJ-hp6mb
All diseases die during boiling
So i drank it
-famous last words
*I've watched enough Discovery shows to know this could be some crazy underwater pit bull fish or attack scorpion. He's nuts!*
The water is boiling🤦
boiling hot and you're taking a drink of it right😊
🌴🌌USA🇺🇸FLA.12:17AM
MONDAY 2024
"help im drowning"
*"eat the water"*
Not how it works, he can put it back in.
based
He almost ate bikini bottom's beach
“Guys I’m falling from the sky ”
“Bro drink the air”
“….Waait”
😂😂😂
When your drowning but you gotta stay hydrated
Underrated comment
@@TikitoDeLeonyour comment is a overrated comment
Bra what
@@Usawheretheoil what
That one terraria achievement be like:
not the life insurance ad in this video 💀
50% change to die
50% change to drink a water
"Sir it appears that you got a disease"
"What disease did I get?"
"How would you like to name it?"
Oh sh-
Ligma
🥶🥶ligma🥶🥶
@@der_dertensuramag2779ligma what?
@@rockouttdee Ligma balls!
when you find a magma block underwater in minecraft 💀💀
In real life💀💀💀
🤣💀💀💀💀💀
I think this is soul sand. If it was magma, it would suck him in
@@Veiravissi need cordinates to the magma
real
Pro Tip: If you're drowning just breathe
😂
*BREATHE AIR!*
Imagine if it's a magical potion, thousand years old , that gives you some supernatural powers 💀
“I proceeded to shit my pants for the next 3 days”
Diarrhea
He just like me fr
@@crosssans9984seems you need to stop stuffing your hole
The way I CACKLED when I read that
i did exactly this 2 weeks ago
"I was outside and I found a pocket of fresh air so I decided to breathe a little"
😂😂😂 this is soooooo stupid I'm in tears.
☺️🤭😂
😂😂😂😂😂
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
"how would you like your hot chocolate, sir?"
"From the ocean"
"Your test came back, we have wonderful news"
"See? Told you it was fine"
"Your test results came back with a prehistoric dieases thatll prolly kill us all, we gonna name it after you though. So thats cool"
😂
At his funeral. “ Joe was a man of many things, safety was not one of them” 😂
Haha 😂😂
😂😂
Bro 666 likes 💀
Now not
LMAO
This is how those horror movies start where an unknown organism of prehistoric descent infects a crew member.
And then the weird freak hides his illness from the rest of the group
God no just no.
@@ghostridersinthesky21 Yep until it's to late. It spreads to other people or transforms him.
@@MrArrmageddonAnd then they blow up the outpost and share a drink in their final moments
@@bboi1489 True usually one or two of them survive sometimes. But there is like a final scene that the treat may not really be gone or one of the survivors has like moment where they may still be infected or something.
And suddenly I realized - there was crockagator stalking me as prey farting through the sand .
50% fish poop
50%pure water😅😅
50% ancient disease.
I was walking when I felt thirsty and hungry. Then I remembered plants use photosynthesis for food and there's water in the air. So I died
Oml😂
🤣
Genius.
😂😂😂😂
I do this every tomorrow during yesterday morning after I rose asleep 🙂
“Then he got an ancient disease from 680 BC, kids”
No replies?
Bro started speaking 680BC
*IgyVokhõnoooooooGogukmõm*
@@HoxosoYTyes no repiles
Disease:🗿
"Then i realised all water is ancient, kids"
The dude found water while diving
bros intestines are gonna get springtrapped
"Whoa! Theres a mysterious bubbly thing on the ocean floor! I must drink it."
Fr
He knew what it was but it still isn't safe because the second the boiling water hits the cold river water it's now infested with bad bacterias
River*
He littearly just said its pure water u dummy
@@travisabr1294🤡
"So i took my mouthpiece out..
And i fucking died."
Bruh this comment unfunny af
@@explosivesManyou unfunny af
@@explosivesManit’s pretty funny actually.
yeah,faf this comment is😂
AND I SURVIVED
I thought he was going blow air against it, idk man. I was so confused. 😩😂
His doctor: I'm sorry but your organs are burning from the inside
Next week: "I got a rare incurable bacteria inside my kidney."
Doctor: "How would you like to name it?"
The patient: Uhmm… I would name it I dont what it ima name it
@@Iamtheman739huh????
it’s boiling water so we good
Blud just got covid-24
Little did he know that this is a leaking pipe from a nearby hospital water treatment facility
Happy ending
Say only in ohio
@@Normesubscriber1725 cringe
@@Normesubscriber1725gen alpha try not to say "Ohio" for 10 seconds challenge (impossible)
@@brrrrrr nah impossible is an understatement
"good news and bad news"
"whats the good news doc?"
"you can name a virus"
Magma blocks underwater In Minecraft be like:
Bro got the 'Unusual survival strategies' achievement
terraria reference
terraria reference
terraria reference
terraria reference
Terraria reference
“Sir how tf do you have 7 viruses in your system!?”
“I saw something bubbling out of the water and decided to drink it”
When water boils the heat destroys all germs and bad stuff so it's good water. 👌
LMAO
Imagine if he cause a world pandemic lol😂
@@Mad_clouds23 😮 that was not funn6
i know your joking, but just in case some people dont know, thats primary water which is drinkable and most likely healthier than regular bottled water
Doctor: sir you got a disease
Him: what's it's name?
Doctor: um what's your name again?
Bro woked up too a hospital and really said you have unlocked 287 new unknown viruses 😭
Crab fart bubbling from under the sand be like:
Bro 😂
😂
💀💀
Hahah😂
Comment doessnt make sence
"And drank it cuz it's pure water boiling "
Proceeds to eat all the microorganisms in the water
boiling.
@@crimson4427the entire ocean isnt boiling otherwise the diver would die 🤡 but just cause a stream of boiling water is flowing doesnt mean other water wasnt mixed
@@andrewnonya2045 i’m aware that the entire ocean isnt boiling dawg, assumed that if he drank the water that was circulating around the whatever the fuck that the icky shit would be dead
@@crimson4427 no shit has to get to boiling temperatures for a while, and with plenty of cold cold water surrounding it from every side you would have to guarantee the water your drinking is purely the boiled water and thats impossible by just sucking with the mouth. And yet again ma boi if they were drinking straight boiling water they would also die.
Imagine if he chewed
The 200,890 viruses: 🗿
Its that one thing from minecraft that lifts you out of the water
*Bro really let intrusive thoughts win* 💀
NO MORE "BRO REALLY ______" COMMENTS!!!
Plz, & ty
@@erkl8823 whats wrong with them
@@erkl8823Bro really pissed of "bro really" jokes
That would be impulsive thoughts
Achievement unlocked: “Unusual Survival Strategies”
I was looking for this reference, lol. Gotta love Terraria
damn terraria referenced fr
Terraria nerds:0
_Unusual survival strategies_
*Delay death from drowning by drinking water. It makes no sense, but you did what you had do*
W reference
I somehow got this achievement after “And good riddance”
"Good news! I didn't have covid! Though my doctor said I needed to name 10 new things?"
His tongue might've burned
His acting is pretty good
Bro got the “How did we get here?” Achievement
Bruh😂😂😂 and it’s one of those hidden ones so you cant just read the description and go do it😂
472 likes and 1 comment? Let me fix that
Terraria
Nice Terraria refrence bless you
I got it by accidentally pressed heal button when i was drowning. I was surprised and shocked.
Man’s going to wake up with spider man villain powers
Hydroman
kidney disease man
Cancer man
Poisoned-water man
Man man
achievement unlocked: _name a deasese_ 🔓
Imagine if the mouthpiece suddenly disappear when you're almost out of breath😂😮😂
Now we know why only the cameraman survived...
He is the cameraman😂🫣
Haha😂
@@Sophie_C.Lpoint still stands
@@jacksongibson9653nah, cameraman never dies 💪
Does anybody know the background audio so ng?
Crab underneath:
" *Heh, hey Jimmy! This guy is up there inhaling your farts! Get a load of this!* "
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmfaooo😂😂 I read that in peter griffin's voice 😂
😂❤🎉🎉funny af
🦀💩💨
I read that in a New Jersey mouse voice lmao
Everybody gangsta till the doctor says "Name your disease"
That’s common in the Midwest wetlands water aquifers underground or pure water springs that flow out from the underground into rivers and creeks. It’s actually safe to drink that water. But personally I’d rather go to a small open spring or an aquifer that’s not underwater in a stream
Prehistoric virus:
🗿
Worse toxic minerals
it won't work our immune system will just murder it
@@demine100018 worse, he got ligma
@@el1_tor037 what’s Ligma???
@@1kTez101 Ligma is an infectious disease that is more common in North America, one of the things it causes is to mess up your humor.
"Yoo the water underneath the sand is movin, gotta drink it"
Sound logic 😂
@@marvincotton1919 😂😂😂
*Aligator Snapping Turtle latches onto your face*
Looks like a start for an alien horror movie. Sure, drink the strange moving water, nothing bad ever happens.😒
Bro's either gonna become homelander or hes gonna land in a hospital bed
Bros lungs are filled to the brim
In epidemiology, we call this the “index case” or “patient zero”
Patient zero sounds familiar ngl
@@arsemafrezer3768family guy?
family guy? @@arsemafrezer3768
@@arsemafrezer3768it's basically the first infected person that spread the disease so it might sound familiar
@@amogusgaming.6681so, there must have a been a patient zero as to why I’m so retarded.
“Multiple Class Leviathans detected near your area”
Hopefully not ghost ones. Those things are terrifying
“Are you sure everything you’re doing is worth it?”
From gw1 tho
Multiple Leviathan class lifeforms, I believe it was
@@jadehoskins3363 subnautica player:
This deserves a standing ovation.
Bro is actually drinking water underwater, like spongebob
"Sir, you have been infected with 38 unknown diseases."
It’s clean water boiling from the insides of earth also he’s a professional diver I think he would know a thing or 2 more about water than some random dude on the internet, this water is the equivalent to underground water where it is clean and has almost no bacteria in it
@gdlpebs913 You realize that you're some random dude on the internet too, right?
@@flakowitdadrako Not everyone on the internet is stupid, It is not impossible for someone knowledgeable to watch TH-cam and read the comments.
Plus, it's common sense to know that most river water is safe to drink.
"and twelve known ones 😢"
Well water is the same thing.. water directly from the ground
Why is this generation so stupid?
Part 2 : I was diagnosed with a unknown disease and made another pandemic
Part 3 : its name is stupidity disease
@@PTN_Rani Fart 4: in reality his disease was diarrhea
@@untipo. with fish coming out of his butt. 💀🐟🐠🐡🦈
amoeba
Imagine still touting idiotic pandemic theories 3 yrs later.. those God damned Pangolins 😂
Everyone's gangsta until they find out it is a broken sewage pipe
Bro got some positive results... 😂
Bro drank water while under water truly a hero
Œii😮
That's some SpongeBob bs
@@juliohintze595 fr fr glass of water underwater 💀
I literally wouldn't be able to do this without panicking
@Vance Menapace he said "river"
this is some sonic the hedgehog levels of logic
My favorite comment right here🤙
Lol
A ramp! We could use it as a ramp!
Your comment is pure genX GOLD my friend! Thank you!
Wait......😮 you mean sonics stupid!!!?????🤯🤯🤯
The one parasite that made it into his first gulp: "I can't believe it worked!!"
This might be water finding outlet from underground hot spots .
"how u die?"
"I drank water"
Bummer.. He won't be there to answer that 😂😂😂
@@khadijahqureshi9149 true 💀
“Sir you have a disease”
“Damn what’s it called”
“Up to you” 💀
the comment you copied is literally directly above yours buster you are not slick
Chances are, the comment was not copied and the person above me is just an idiot ^^
@@MongunStylePantsFr lol. Bro just changed the wording 😂
Embarrassing bro
Nah you crazy for copying this one
What if it was just a turtle hiding in river bed and he was farting you don't know 😂 LMAO
That's suspicious sand. I wonder what he got from it
Dude proves who's the real veteran survivalist 💀
Dude just drank from a sewage leak 😂
physics in spongebob:
😂😂😂
Ahhh, ze goo lagoon.
I ruined the 666 like you had before i saw this
There actually can be lakes in lakes believe it or not just it's that fish would immedielt die in the second lake (because the reason there are 2 lakes is because the bottom layer has so much salt in it)
Ze goo laggon
Dudes now got a new virus named after him.
The kind of guy who had pink eye before college started.
“Yo this is pure water, unlike the other stuff I’m swimming through - imma drink it”
river water is nothing close to "pure" . The water bubbling up is pure though
@seanyager3177 doesn't he drink the river water when he opens his mouth though...?
@@seanyager3177😂
You mean it’s not instantly contaminated the moment it meets the water around it ?? Ooo wait it is
@@aileronsintowind6835if you get close enough to the source, it hasnt mixed yet.
@@seanyager3177it’s a leaking sewer line under the river😂😂😂
Primary water! This is what they don't teach you about at school!
@@shirleymamuad2848 what
@@shirleymamuad2848 as if commenting something stupid will make his comment look better lol
@@shirleymamuad2848 your meaningless comment made his comment look worse
I learned abt this in 5th grade 🤷♂️
What
Speedruning death with the scuba diving character
Superpower unlocked: stainless steel throat lining
Bro is literally the guy that is drowning and realizes he can drink the water.
Could you please tell me why all these TikTok baby’s start and end sentences like this “ bro ……… 💀 “ .
@@user-ju9fv2om6oTiktokers and babies are not the only ones who do that
Nah who needs to breathe anyway ?? 💀
"A person who thinks all the time."
Yea we saw this comment already
“I found scalding hot water so I drank it”
Ever been to a hot springs before?
@@Sunshine_Daydream222you fuckin drink from a place people relax their body?
@@Sunshine_Daydream222riverbed water is hotter
Also technically boiling does not equate to hot necessarily. Water become to a boil when the pressure around it is less than the pressure of the water
@@NicoleRodarteexactly. I've seen a trick where someone pulled the plunger in a 'syrenge' type thing and it boiled despite being room temp.
I've found an incredibly rare fresh water jellyfish sanctuary that nobody knows about and wish i had the gear and support to document it.. nobody has ever found one...
I was like “he ain’t drinking it” until I realized he was swimming 🤦♂️
"I was in the water and found out there was water in the water, so I began to drink all of the water"
No, the rest of the water would be very salty..
@@ich_2118 why would river water be salty
Underrated 😂
@@3OHT.Nevermind, i am wrong. I thought that it was a Estuary not a River.
So the black ocean is SpongeBob is real
I never thought that skit where SpongeBob drinks water underwater could actually happen
Yeah the Goo lagoon is an underwater sea with heavier water than the surrounding.
Different types of water naturally separate all the time. If they are different densities aka fresh and salt water, they will separate by density and not easily mix
"This is an extreme thirst."
🗿- SquarePants
@@kaecake9575 nah bro was thirsty.
Isn't that how all zombie movies starts 💀
%50 of becoming a superhero %50 going to heaven and having water powers
*Bacteria are more prominent in warmer waters*
_Proceeds to suck up hot water on the bottom_ 😂
Boiling water kills bacteria tho brother. Key word on warm water, not boiling
@@mattgarey-hendricks1787no one said boiling but you my guy
@@WrldConfusionuhhh don’t wanna be that guy but watch the video mate
@WrldConfusion actually no one said warmer or warm, but the guy who made the comment. The video literally said "boiling out" and this dude said warm. Now you come in the comments, not even having watched the video to make an ass of yourself.
@@WrldConfusiontell me you didn’t watch the video without saying you didn’t want the video.😂
Man has way too much trust in that water
No its perfectly safe
Primary water it’s pure water when it boils it’s heats up heat killls germs
@@rebxrn969 except it can leech heavier metals like lead and copper
@@rebxrn969 It's a riverbed, you gotta worry about other contaminants like metals.
@@benl.l6091 how do you know. HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW
300 million years bacteria: 🎧let's get this started
Nah man it reminded me of my PTSD from subnautica lost river
"I was walking and felt thirsty, so I swallowed my saliva."
😂😂😂😂
-
Relateable
You don't gain any water 😢😢😢😢 SO SAD
😂so relatable I do the same thing sometimes
I thought the ocean got its own bass speakers
I thought the same!
didn’t he literally call it a river
Lmaooo😂😂😂
The ocean is the one playing "After Dark"
This is the real definition of drinking water while diving
Bro found a irl sea of thieves air bubble