D2 The Mighty Ducks 2 Breakdown
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D2 Mighty Ducks...2 is the story of how Gordon Bombay forgets all of the important life lessons from the first Mighty Ducks movie and has to relearn them all over again because he is basically a child.
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Yo! In this movie. Julie got thrown out of the game for pushing the two Iceland players, the refs called it intent to injure. But then Sanderson from Iceland LITERALLY BROKE HIS STICK on Adam Banks’ arm, injuring him, and he got 2 minutes for it. The refs were paid off, no one can tell me different.
Also let’s not forget that in the final game against Iceland, that same player swung his stick at Adam, intentionally trying to hurt him. And once again only got 2 minutes in the penalty box. The refs were most likely paid off.
Even as a kid I thought those refs blew rocks. Even Luis pointed out how much they sucked.
I’m sure Julie low blowed them but yeah I get your point
We really need to talk about how Jan is lowkey a business mastermind. He brokered a deal with Hendricks to sell their apparel and in return get Bombay to coach the team. Since the team is so popular, the store makes a bunch of money selling Hendricks merchandise. Since Hans and Jan know Bombay so well, Jan knew that Bombay would lose his focus, be attracted to the glitz and the glamor of Hollywood, and that Hendricks would get pissed off. Jan brought Bombay back to the light and rewarded the team with new Ducks jerseys thus providing more merch to sell at the store. Jan is brilliant and deserves our respect.
Julie the Cat should have been playing goalie the entire tournament. Goldberg and Averman were the weak points, but Julie would not have given up 4 goals to Iceland. Just look at D3. She shut down the varsity team for 3 periods. Dumb move by Bombay.
Jonathon Hilton disagree they helped with team morale. They were like having mascots on the ice. You could tell those Iceland players were too distracted to play well because they were rolling on the ice laughing at those two jokesters
Jonathon Hilton Agreed!!!! Even as a kid I questioned why Julie didn't start. Julie the Cat and Adam Banks should've been Captains
i still don't get why jessie's brother is not in the sequel or jessie himself in movie 3...smdh...or that mexican kid from movie 1...come on he was hilarious
@@razkable there was no Mexican kid from the 1st movie😂
At least Averman scored a few goals, Goldberg was pretty much worthless and one of the biggest liabilities to the team
I don’t know how I came across this video but this made me laugh harder than you know. “You must be mistaken me for my brother Hans” lmao
We need you to do mighty ducks 3! Just so we can talk about how the ducks won a gold medal and still weren't good enough to make varsity
Aaah! I wish I would've seen this comment before I made my video. That is a hell of a point
Bc they got complacent and stopped working at it in the off season. Besides Julie and Banks
@@DistractedNerd i have a question where is jessie in ducks 3?...we lost 5 speaking ducks since movie 1...duncan jessie his brother carp and that mexican leather jacket wearing biker spunky tough kid ...and where is charlie's mom in movie 2 or jessie's dad? and where is hans in movie 2 and jan in movie 3?..an that assistant coach from movie 1?...you know the big guy in movie 2?..where are tammy and tommy in d2?..
The actor who played Jessie couldn't make it because he was working on different projects and couldn't make it and heard he didn't like Kenan Thompson who played Russ much I hate movies change actors or don't mention any players from the 1st movie
@@derekknowles5805 that is why the ducks suck so much in d3...banks is gone so is jesse..2 of their 3 best overall versatile players lol..no wonder why charlie pushed the issue..who is he gonna pass to?...portman?...averman?..connie?....goldberg?...get real...you need players that can do it all like jesse and banks...the others are specialists...mendoza can speed it up dwyane can handle it russ can shoot kenny can do a trick spin away from the puck and get open but they are all limited outside of those skills....fulton can at least shoot and hit the boards if nothing else...as can guy but everyone else are limited skaters overall...you need two way hockey players like banks charlie guy fulton and jesse to succeed at that level...those kid tricks do not work vs elite talent...it takes skill to win
They really raised the stakes in D2. Can't wait to see D3, guess they'll have to play the Chicago Blackhawks ... or a high school team.
They should play a team of actual mutant ducks. I would watch the hell out of that
@@DistractedNerd bring in the team of ducks from the mighty ducks cartoon. mutant space ducks from the planet hockey.
Well the did a cartoon show in the late 90s, with alien ducks that did play hockey while on earth. Now that would be a cool crossover!
@@DistractedNerd Yes a team of mutant ducks I would pay to see that.
honestly with the way the Hawks played last season, the D3 Ducks could have beaten them in a scrimmage
Dwayne Grempsky!!! LMAO 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
The good one. Lol
"You are representing the United States of America - not some trash bird!!!"
THE NAME ON THE FRONT IS A HELL OF A LOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ONE ON THE BACK. GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD.......... AGAIN!!!!!!
@@andrewnathan2903 I'm sorry... what?
@@aqueen04 its from the movie Miracle
@@Sean17768 I mean the overall plot of this is a bit cribbed from the real life story of Miracle but raising the stakes of a few key games. The first Iceland game is just the game in MSG against Russia where USA gets trounced, then the gold medal game is just the second game against Russia where they eek by a win they never should have been able to. All with players that were well below the other team in skill and size.
Lmao and if we were represented by a bird it'd obviously be a Bald Eagle duh 😂
Haha I love when Jan tries to explain he is being mistaken for Hans 😂
@7:33 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Oh sweeet, they get to meet Dwayne Gremsky... The Good One" hahaha that completely caught me off guard. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Hahaha!
I like how Fulton Reed's new ducks jersey has his first name on the back.
Hahaha! How the hell did I miss that?! God bless this movie.
True, also if you watch the first and 3rd movies, Averman's first name changes from Dave to Lester for some reason. What's up with this series and not being able to do names correctly.
11:06
All across America? 2 thirds of the team is from 1 city
best players in america yet they all have clear flaws and are not elite players like banks smdh...where are the elite two way college level kids?...this is stupid
@@razkable I know eh
Any of them from Minnesota?
LMAO that scene always takes me out 😭 they’re mainly all from Minnesota but sure let’s say all over America!
@@Lainey97 Adam Banks and Julie Gaffney are the only two who might possably deserve to be there but what about college level kids?
I think the argument can be made is the reason Bombay was on the radar for USA Hockey was because back then, hockey in the USA was limited to Minnesota and North East, so kind of makes sense for them to look at the Ducks.
Very true! Great point
It was around this time nhl started expanding more out to California more and later south and Midwest. When the first movie was made Dallas stars were still Minnesota north stars, colorado avalanche still Quebec nordiques, mighty ducks of Anaheim still Winnipeg jets. Wasnt the year d2 came out the real ducks first season in NHL after leaving winnipeg.
@@Jim-ql9fu the Ducks were an expansion team; the old Jets became the Coyotes. There was hockey outside the Northeast and Minnesota (and Michigan/Wisconsin) but it wasn’t as big a deal. I’m from Ohio and the Blue Jackets made hockey a much bigger deal than it was when I was little.
Still my favorite Mighty Ducks movie.
omg the breakdown on charlie sacrificing his spot was hilarious🤣🤣🤣
That last line about Charlie waving the flag had me ctfu. I'm subscribing, love your work, Distracted Nerd :)
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I think somebody else commented on this but, why is Trinidad and Tobago in an international hockey tournament? Why is Italy there? What about Sweden or the Czech Republic?
Probably the most misrepresented one is Iceland. They’re portrayed to be amazing, but in the International Ice Hockey Federation rankings, Iceland’s men’s team is ranked 33rd - just behind Spain and just ahead of Mexico.
That's hans's brother!? Now i understand why gordon was saying jan
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I'll never understand how Gordon making them skate after they lose 12-1 in a national tournament is him losing the "spirit of the game." You're representing you're country and if that's how you represent them then you're gonna skate
The practice wasn't him losing the spirit of the game, he lost the spirit of the game earlier when he didn't do his job or his research on the other teams. Him taking it out on the kids was just him avoiding the truth which was that he fucked up.
what did they expect to happen?..they have no elite players besides banks and julie
@@razkable "they have no elite players besides banks and julie"
this is something that gets forgotten every single time lol. They basically went from horrible to literal world champions in the span of one puberty streak and one movie
While there are numerous egregious plot holes in this film, the one that strikes me most is why the hell did Trinidad and Tobago have a team that qualified? A Jamaican bobsled team in the Olympics is infinitely more believable than a group of small islands in the Caribbean getting more screen time than the Canadian or Russian team.
They did seem to go all in with Trinidad and Tobago. They're even on the DVD/VHS cover. Maybe Disney was trying for some kind of Caribbean winter sports theme.
Slotten rumor is the russian and Canadian teams all came down with fatal food poisoning after eating Hans breakfast. Which is why they were not available for such an important even like the goodwill games. ;-)
Some people say no they can't believe Jamaica they have a bobsled team. 🎶
Like a group of guys playing roller hockey being able to teach them how to play international hockey lol.
@@NovaScotiaNewfie nothing about this movie makes any sense lmfaoooo
The absurdity of whole “street puck” in Compton thing should have been included in this.
Agreed. Even when the street hockey scene is wrapping up they show all the inner-city minority kids behind the fence looking forlorn, even one hispanic kid looks demoralized as he says "play hard :(" as the privileged kids leave them behind for better things and they are stuck in the ghetto playing street hockey to avoid getting caught up in gang violence.
That last goal wouldn't have counted, Russ took his helmet off.
Space Ace literally none of there goals ever would’ve counted including every penalty shot for stopping forward motion
@@blackjohnsnow9375 True, the puck has to stay in motion
@Liam Schoolman that has nothing to do with it, he took his helmet off in the middle of the play, they would have stopped the game right there and Russ would have received a penalty.
@Liam Schoolman The goal wouldn't have counted though
D2 is my favorite mighty ducks movie 🦆🏒
I always wondered why Yans’ accent suddenly disappeared when he says “she loved him more you know?”
jeanilee sumagaysay this always bugged me! Lol
Well now that you brought it up, you'll just have to do Little Giants.
I know! I could've sworn it used to be on Netflix. I'm not paying 2.99 to rent it. I'm not made of damn money. Maybe I can convert my old VHS copy somehow
Agreed, no reason to pay 2.99 to rent it.
Will Brooks little giants that movie was boring
Giants, Giants,...Help us God.
Let’s be honest, 11:33 was pretty epic
No that was cringe
12:24 I never understood this either. The guy spent the first two acts erasing the Ducks' legacy and now he's participating in Ducks chants and hanging out with a skate sharpener from Palookaville, Minnesota.
Viewing this movie right now. When Mr Tibbles showed Gordon his contract for Hendrix sports apparel. You would think Gordon Bombay being a lawyer he would have looked over that contract with a fine tooth comb. But instead all he saw was the dollar amount and was ready to sign
Ah come on! This movie is like one of my favourite of all time! Of course it doesn’t all make sense but it’s a movie 🍿
These movies give people who “suck” hope in life
Distracted nerd you are perfect for cinemasins
10:42
Aaron Lohr... Elsa's husband. That's how he introduces himself now.
Apparently there’s a reason in the novelization as to why Tibbles isn’t mad at 12:25. Prior to the last practice where Stanssen rips open Bombay’s -ahem- prior injury, Tibbles had been fired from Hendrix.
Pause at 12:47 you know it’s the championship game when the entire rink is full only to have a quarter section be empty 😂
Haha, I love your comment about one attribute like figure skating is somehow supposed to translate into being good at something else when you said because you were tall people thought you must be good at basketball, and you were like "but I wasn't!" It's funny to me because im on the opposite side - I actually like and play basketball but im short so no one has EVER come up to me and said "Oh, you must be good at basketball." (My feelings are only a little hurt :p)
In Gears of War 2 we used the flying V. It was incredibly effective. No joke... it really worked.
The Iceland coach should have been Steven Seagal.Gimme a hell yeah!!!
When I was a kid, this was one of the end all favorite movies-- I legit nearly always stop to watch it when it came in cable-- like “mom hold the whole day, I gotta see this!” It almost made me want to go in to hockey like them….
Julie literally was so under utilized in this film. Bombay was a literal idiot for not starting her. She won the Maine state championships what was it like 3 times ?
“You’ve never heard of the Flying V” 🤣🤣🤣😂
Has Iceland even qualified for a Hockey Tournament in the Winter Olympics or the World Cup??? 10:29 😂 DO IT!!!!!
Robert B I don’t even think hockey is that big in Iceland.
D2 is still one of my favorite movies of all time.
Please do Little Giants!! That would be awesome!!
When I was a kid I thought Jan was Hans just a different actor
I agree about the part with Charlie wanting to change the teams colors...I was like wtf Charlie you're an idiot. Love your channel!! Came to TH-cam looking for a video mocking the mighty ducks movies and found my new favorite channel!! Most underrated for sure!
It never made sense that Iceland was a this unbelievable team. Why did they not choose Russia? Norway or Finland. Anyway, still a childhood classic.
Could you imagine Ken Wu at that age with the AWESOME mo he has now!!
Iceland, that country famous for it's menacing black color scheme.
Watching the scene where they trade in their USA uniforms for the ducks ones just makes me wanna go rewatch the "who do you play for?" scene from Miracle
1:31 “Think about how stupid that sounds!” Had me dying 😂😂😂
That ploy by Bombay was similar to herb Brooks at lake placid!! To motivate the 80sOlympic team
those are the best looking uniforms of all time
Wait..they beat a hockey team from Trinidad?
also, how is julie the cat shoving Iceland members on their asses intent to injure, but an Iceland player swinging his stick like a friggin axe murderer onto banks' wrist wasnt??🤯😂
When Portland pushed down the Iceland player he was kicked out of the game. In that case shouldn't enforcers be outlawed.
So the ducks jerseys gave them magic hockey powers?
Banks was always getting hurt
I liked these movies but can agree that Banks is the only person who really deserved to be on the team other than the goalie that was featured so little you forgot her name like me.
banks jessie russell fulton and julie are legit players and I can give charlie a pass I guess?..the rest of them yeah no way...the fact they got rid of jessie and still are a great team makes no sense..he carried them lol ...without him the team is that much weaker
@@razkable and guy
@@razkable banks, Julie, guy, Connie, Jesse....and fulton and Portman would make it if only for their physicality chsrlue would be borderline. Russ was one if the worst
@@razkable *fulton and Portman would make it if only for their physicality
Wayne Gretzky isn’t the only one made a cameo in D2, there’s also my favourite Cam Neely, Chris Chelios and Luc Robitallie.
Kristi Yamaguchi and Kareem Abdul Jabar were also in the movie.
@@reikun86 LOL wtf clearly i was not paying attention b/c i had no idea this film had so many cameos. also hilarious that Team USA has visits from three Canadian hockey legends haha
@@skippythealien9627 Haha that is funny.
I've always thought the ending where everyone was silent until she dropped the puck was hilarious but I'm still glad it's there 😅
I’ll never forget the moment Dwayne Gremsky came close to making the top 100 scorers list.
Did you notice that Mr Tibbles got hit hard enough with a hockey Puck to know him unconscious but when he woke there was no blood. Not even a bruise for God sake
Doesn't this take place in the summer? Why did they have to attend classes? I could understand if the tournament interfered with the school year but that doesn't seem to be the case. Also I'm guessing it's implied off screen that the parents all signed permission forms, waviers, health records, etc. so the kids could be allowed to go.
nothing about this movie makes sense lol. it's like they patched this up together in three months without paying attention to literally anything hahaha
WHY IS FULTON REED THE ONLY PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF EVER TO HAVE THEIR FIRST NAME ON THEIR JERSEY RATHER THAN THEIR LAST?!
True, but if you watch the first and 3rd movies, Averman's first name changes from Dave to Lester for some reason. What's up with this series and not being able to do names correctly.
@@Speculativedude Yeah, that one was weird too.
The only other athlete I can think of that wore his first name is Ichiro Suzuki.
YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE Flying V LMAOOOOOOOO
1:42 - In all fairness Jan did contact the Goodwill Committee and asked them to consider signing Bombay and the Ducks. Now why they would ever put that much faith and money into a team that has only won 4 games in their lives is a legit criticism. The Hawks and most of the other Pee Wee teams are still objectively better than the Ducks.
especially after losing jessie's brother..thats a key player down
@@razkable Uhhhh I never really saw Terry (aka the race baiter) really do anything.
@@spaceace4387 im joking lol
It's the recency bias lol
Was driving thru the tenderloin district in San Francisco about 18 mths ago after attending an auction and I swear I saw Goldberg lol
I played softball for years and was captain…I never held onto a name of a team like that 😂 I did love this movie as a kid…big influence in my roller blading
Tibbles gets concussed and is incoherent.
"I think he'll be okay"
"YOU THINK HE'LL BE OKAY?!"
I like that they just ignore the fact that Jesse had a brother on the team, Terry, and just mysteriously is no where to be seen, not even in the stands supporting his brother.
Who funny enough was played by Jussie Smollett.
It gets worse in D3. Jessie himself disappears and it was as if he never existed. D3 does flash back shots and he is no where to be seen (even in scenes he was in). None of the other characters even mention his name (even though Charlie uses his phrase "Cake Eater" against Adam and takes on some of his personality).
@@MissLadyG99 thats so lame since jessie actually can play and was so focused on in these 2 films unlike say his bro which is a cut I don't mind as much as ay the leather jacket mexican tough kid from the first film who had real spunk and kines..i get not bringing back the assistant coach guy from the first movie and you don't have to have charlie's mom in this one or jessie's dad or duncan since he is so small he can't be expected to carry on with hockey heck jessie's bro just needs 1 cameo in the stands or something if hes not on the team in this film and if hes not in d3 fine but not even a cameo?..thats so lame and same for theem losing the mexican kid from movie 1..if hes not in movie 3 fine but just show him getting sick so he can't be on the team..it takes 1 scene or mention that hes sick..come on...they replaced hans in movie 2 smdh ...this sucks
julie should have been the starting goalie straightaway. goldberg got better but was nowhere near as good as julie.
I love how he points out that Jan is random stranger who nobody should know hahahaha
It was mentioned in the book that Tibbles did actually get fired by Hendrix (mentions this prior to their "last team practice.")
In the book, Tibbles had gotten fired from Hendrix prior to the final game.
Toward the end of the movie it's mentioned that you returning players are from all over the state of Minnesota but are magically in the same area for Team USA recruitment
Aww, I could have sworn you were gonna mae a comment about those birds in the end. Something like:
"Oh, look how poetic! A pack of Canadian geese- I mean uhh - DUCKS are flying in a V formation
7:50 offsides open your eyes ref
Jan wasn't gunned down in a botched home invasion. Hans kicked his ass out of Minnesota for stealing his specialty breakfast dish and repeating Gordons "teach them to fly" speech. Jan felt this meant never come back again and so he told his mom that Hans didn't want to see them again and that's why they didn't go to Hans funeral
Go Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Go! Show Team Iceland what your made of! (Mighty Ducks of Anaheim goal horn and song of the 2018-19 season plays) 🎶Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh, Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh, Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh, Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh Ohh🎶 🎶We Will We Will Quack You We Will We Will Quack You🎶 I need to check out this movie too! Awesome and funny review! Keep up the good work!
I imagine right after Charlie got Jesse to come play for America his brother Terry came out of the bathroom wondering where the hell he went.
Vikings shield wall-1 Ducks flying v-0
Iceland are a weird choice as villains
Colin W I guess u can’t pick Russia every time and Canada is just to likeable
@@andytihonow3676 maybe they were worried about getting sued for ripping off Miracle?
It was going to be Russia, but relations had improved at that point so they randomly picked Iceland
Yooooo I love Julie the cat she is sooo pretty
you know because they added their token female in d2 with julie i feel connie could of been left off the team in favor of I don't know jessie's brother or that mexican kid with the biker leather outfit an sass from movie 1..you would think they would be better than connie at the olympic level smdh..girl award winning goalie fine I can live with but also random girl figure skater who was on a bad team?...theres no way shes better that the men..its a brutal sport at that level..this is not 10 year old peewee anymore..can she keep up with them?...she adds nothing to the movie off the ice either..why did they bring her back but not three speaking named male id characters from movie 1?..that makes no sense...that short duncan kid is also left out but for good reason but he has to be better than connie..no offense but those 3 kids mattered
The original ducks are from different cities in Minnesota but they skate around the same city rounding up every one in the beginning
every time I watch hockey... I suddenly get a craving for hostess ding dongs... I dont know why.
The reporter at the press conference was the nurse in Halloween, Halloween II, and H20.
Another mistake during that last stop by Julie, when Gunner is skating towards her, her glove is completely white, when she "catches" the puck the interior pad is suddenly black to hide whether or not the she caught the it.
I mean that team losing 12-1 to iceland was very appropriate. Lol
I like the ducks but did it seem like she didn't even catch it. All she does is close her glove.
You must’ve mistaken me for my brother Hans
I hope you do Marvel, DC, Other Disney films from 90s and other non disney 90s films too
Distracted Nerd, if they weren't obligated by the Disney contract to fly the then nascent Anaheim [Mighty] Ducks logo, don't you think they could have come up with a Ducks design in red, white, and blue? I would imagine that's what Charlie was thinking when you corrected him about the USA Ducks. Gordon Bombay and Ted Orion gave Charlie the "C" for a reason.
He may not be the best athlete, but Charlie treats hockey like chess, and thus would probably give at least Alexandra Botez a run for her money, if not Hikaru Nakamura.
Scouts in the stands for middle school hockey lol and why would Wayne Gretzky visit team USA? The guy is Canadian.
He played on la kings at the time where the tournament is located
Man, this analysis was great! So funny!
I love that the chick who kills her daughter in Oz is in this.
Do mighty ducks 3
He did
haha "The Good One"
so if Reddit is correct about the ages of the Characters they could be about 15 in this movie and I think at 15 both Fulton and Portman would know exactly what Gordon is doing with the Iceland woman.
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