If A Woman Asks You this She’s into you. Richard Sarvate - Full Special
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ต.ค. 2020
- Being Single and skinny make it really difficult to understand flirting, especially if your Richard Sarvate. Whether it's going bald or just being overly confident the stories in Richard Sarvate's Dry Bar Comedy special are sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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That lady in the audience is having the time of her life and I'm here for it!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Same! 🤣🤣👏👏
She’s having a great time!!! 🤣
She is making it so much funnier
She is DRUNKKK
God bless
Anyone here in 2021 just now realizing that Dry Bar is a motherlode of comedy gold? Where has this been my whole life??
Yeah dude just found yesterday, commence the bingeing. Found three comedians i now like already
Same
I came across DRYBAR less than a year ago. Always amazed. Never disappoints.
Just found this a week ago! :)
Only just started seeing them a week ago lmao im dying 🤣
"So what do you want to do here?" I just about died. This guy is hilarious!!
*ikr?* he so funny! and as soon as she realized how clueless he was, she got straight to the point! I don't even know her and never will - but I *like* her!: ladies, unite!👍👸🏿
He's funny and dumb😁🤣
This was so my situation about a year ago smh guy was asking me questions about how do u cook/ heat up mussels & I said oh I think u boil them for about 10-15 minutes, it says it on the box so just look on there & it’ll tell u... He was kinda like “oh ok thanks” in a weird tone I didn’t understand until just now after watching this lol 🤦🏻♀️
@@nayastuder3957 you are not alone
I love this type of confident, chill comedian who doesn't try to be funny; he just is. He doesn't try to win the audience; he just does. So easy on the senses. 😁👍
Yea, it's almost like he's a comedian or something
@@notkerrystolcenberg a lot of "comedians" out there are just so desperate and not even funny. Dane cook, jim jeffries etc
@@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 they're not comedians if they arent funny- more like overconfident
@@notkerrystolcenberg too many comedians "try". He doesn't. He just does
Naturally funny
Who else noticed how much that one lady was having the time of her life?? Lol, I laughed a good bit at her laugh! He's really funny, loved it!
y lo peor de todo es que es verdad es una pena parece buen hombre
Now....I can ONLY hear her cackling!!! Omg!!! LOL!!!
I was so annoyed lol, i could not drain her voice away
Me too, she's my spirit animal 😂
Thats the lady that was looking for the movie theater probably 😂
"I am an Indian man, named Richard."
Lady in audience: 😂💀🤣☠😂
Goa, Kerala and any Christian families... Not all are Raghuvendras or Subramaniams 😉
😂
LMAOOO. That was so funny!!
Losing your hair is like being in a relationship with someone...who’s leaving very slowly 😂
😂😂😂
Pretty.. you are pretty 😐
Best part when he starts talking to his hair.
Felt that 😂😂
that one lady absolutely cackling sent meeeeee
Right! I wrote a similar comment, and then decided to scroll, thinking~ someone else had to notice!
Annoying
Which one? There were at least 5.
I think the lady that's laughing so loud is in all the dry bar specials.
You know the comic is good when people start using their weird laughs
Thats funny cause it's true
Him: I'm 35
Woman: Don't worry!
LMAO 🤣
she was probably only 22, thinking he was an old man.🤦🏾♀️😐
"During roll call I want my son's teacher to feel racist". 😂😂😂😂😂
"Nobody's going to approach you, with or without drugs." 😂
me encantan la drogas fumo 5 cigarros diario es lo mejor
Great comment! That WAS funny! 👍
Relatable. DARE was wasted on our geek family! But Richard would have fit right in on our math league team :)
Best line of the set
He's the most effortless comedian I've ever seen.
He talks like we're his long time best buds. Not like he's giving a proformance.
His awkwardness is genuine. He must still get terrified when he's up there
Great job!
I love awkward people. It's so refreshing in a world full of fake pefect.
I was looking for this comment and hoping for a lot more like it 🤣
“people think the menu is a first draft” 😂 As a veteran of hospitality, rings very true
lol- I live with one, my wife - um. arugula salad without the arugula ...
SAME LOL
Burrito was my first laugh.
Smeagol ACTING is perfect
We just gonna ignore how good the iPhone text vibration sound was?
😂👍🏻
I had the same thought! That was pretty impressive
How did he get 78 dislikes? Must be from Comcast customer service
haters gonna hate
he got 247 now; how many people worked there that day
😂😂😂😂😂
😅🤣
356 now sadly.
Now it's 362...
Now it's 412
“I’m not a confident Italian man named Fernando. I’m a Indian name Richard” 😂🤣
"I have weird interactions with people regularly"
Yup!
Literally, the Smeagol part is me 🤣😂
Very true
🤗
Omg me too someone understands!
He hit that nail on the head 😂
@@elijahgodbout678 both of you
The dude was hilarious. When he laughed it was even funny. Those chicks in the backgound were dying. I would pay to watch him for sure.
His laugh killed me too😂
They’re not “chicks”, they’re woman
@@yahairamontes406 im pretty sure those where chicken
@@yahairamontes406 They're not women! They're gals! (^o^)
23:23 Whilst we were redoing the outside of our house, my ex said she wanted a divorce and for me to move out. Next day I was packing my stuff and her mum came in and said " I'm sorry to hear about the divorce", then she said "Rachel asked me if you could finish off painting the boards before you leave." I said to her "with all respect to you, tell your daughter to GF herself". Her mum laughed and patted me in the shoulder with a kind smile and said "I'm glad you said that, good on you!".
Interesting how people only get the half of the joke.The problem was,we are out of the budget,we cannot afford this life-style,and Your Penis cannot lift Us to the Paradise...
A hearty hello to all those bingeing on dry bar comedy tonight!
🙋🏼♀️ HOWDY from TEXAS!!😊🙋🏼♀️
@@CopperCoin0017
Howdy, we're 40 miles north of Dallas 🤠👍
Hello from South Georgia🤗
Thanks
Howdy from El Paso, Texas 🏜️🤠
"Nobody's going to approach you . . . with or without drugs."
The lady in the audience cackling is my new favorite person. She has an infectious laugh 🥰💛
His awkwardness reminds me of Sheldon from BBT 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant.
Exact smile as Sheldon!
"I don't think you know how windows work." 😂
Best line: “...I made a promise to Comcast.”
I don't know how this guy is single, because I think he's super cute and he has such a good sense of humor. I could totally dig it! Such a good set.
Ehm, Well, allow me to introudoce myself, My name is Karam, oh and by the way , are you good at algebra ? because you can replace my X without asking Y ! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhahahahha :D :P
I *know!* part of the time I was thinking, he MUST secretly have a girlfriend, already! but if not and he DOES find one, what's he gonna do about his comedy sets?, lol! he'll have to hide her for a good minute! until he gets some new material!😁👸🏿
He must have no game because *his sleepy eyes are cute and he's actually funny. Funny men know how to get a lady so I'm like he must have someone by now or doesn't know he's funny.*
He might as well have one but it is a trendy among comedians to "be single". Creates possibility to tell a whole bunch of new jokes.
Makes no sense...he’s got it all cute, hilarious, chill a total 10.
Some lady in the audience went to sleep the happiest person on Earth. How I envy her.
That womans laugh is contagious lol
"With of without drugs" hit me like a train 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"If a woman asks me a question, I assume she wants me" ... unfortunately, like 35% of men are working in this system
That’s harassment
girl, I hear you!🤦🏾♀️🙋🏾♀️
That number is a bit conservative, I think.
Sounds like a question to me
That's because we have no idea what language you're using. Syntax error on line 35, or just a completely different logic system entirely.
This guy is as close to a spirit animal as I'll ever find.
LOL! 😆 👍🏼
Me too bud😩
Matt! 😅
ABSOLUTELY AGREE.
SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, NOT ANGRY, BUT CAN'T SEE THE SMALL LETTERS VERY WELL. 🙂
He's spot on all day
Lmao.. “but this paper says you have tape worms”
This Man is EFFORTLESSLY funny.
He is so good.
This guy is the first comedian in a while to actually make me laugh out loud when watching by myself alone in my room.
He looks like a tired Lin Manuel Miranda. Especially when he smiles.
So funny! Really realty good
there is always a lady laughing way louder than everyone else in the audience. i like to think it’s the same person every time.
Loud laughing lady is so annoying and she's at a lot of shows 🤣
Yea the one who drank the most!
They pay people to laugh.
@@katesills4706 they do??
Just what I needed with or without drugs, with or without food, with or without boyfriend. Hey Richard.....thanks
Too many good bits to pick just one. So funny.
no entiendo lo que dices pero estoy de acuerdo
@@luanguz1317 un "bit" es una broma.
"Hi, I'm Fernando. Don't worry, its jus...."
Dachdog you are gorgeous and I love you.
When he mention his body type, my wife laughed and pointed at me.
And you share the same name too!
If Ross from friends had a deeper voice and did comedy.
Thought so too.
Exactly!
@dumaskhan: If Ross from Friends had a sense of humor and a likable personality, he would be this guy. Specifically talking about Ross, because David Schwimmer, who portrays him, is actually hilarious
It sucks that the drybar app is so glitchy that I have to come here to watch the same content.
@@globetrekker86 I love Ross tbh lol
"This is not a medical condition." 🙂 "Your fafafafather loves you!" 🙂 "So I just started smiling." 🙂 This guy is funny.
The schizophrenic jokes made me laugh out loud, because I study psychology and we are taught at the Master's degree level that there's literally no one in the world who is normal 😋!
@@tomfoolery5526 Why do you comment that under everything and why did it take until your master to realize?
"Men and women are different. Men Are from Mars women hear voices." GOLD!
He is hilarious even when he's not trying to be!!
C kim ko kon
Methinks he does want to be funny😂
say, what? you mean the awesome comedian? on that stage? you *seem* to be confusing fiction and entertainment with *real life.* maybe its time for you to take - at least - a short break from the internet.😐
Right! Look who's talking!! LOL!!
Dude is fantastic. I feel like I should be paying to see this stuff, it is so good. Doing 40 minutes of comedy is tough. He was funny the whole time.
She sees 😂I’ve never laughed harder. I literally had to edit my comment. I choked on my suns chips tears in my eyes... 😂 there is no such thing as dry comedy my eyes are wet.
ey que pasa hermano ten mas cudado con lo que dices
Okay, but who flirts by asking where "The movie theater is"?
The schizophrenic jokes made me laugh out loud, because I study psychology and we are taught at the Master's degree level that there's literally no one in the world who is normal 😋!
@@ohjoe2010 something like that! So abnormal that we are normal, when the quirky is all worked out 🤗...
I didn't find it funny at all. I married a schizoid paranoid a year ago and got a divorce after 2 months when I finally realized who I'm dealing with.
His father is not clinical psychologist, and the fact that he couldn't diagnose his partner doesn't make him weirded or stupid.
I understand he is a comedian and is trying to do his job, but not funny at all.
I guess that s american school?
Can't monetize 'em if you cannot come up with a problem. 😉
I could have told you that. Lol you didn't need a masters.
'She hate us' part is killing me lol
Dry Bar comedians are underrated and I think in 2022 we need to give them more props.
You mean like rubber chickens? (^0^) (Boomer humor from a boomer who only recently learned the current meaning of "props".)
Yes!
Strong Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) vibes, smile, body language, eyes, awkwardness.
If you're going to imitate, then imitate the best! Smart guy!
He literally has the exact same smile as Sheldon.
"Don't worry, it's just piss 😏"
First time I've burst out laughing in years, a pleasant surprise for me
Definitely not ‘clean’ comedy.
@@elijahrobinson2362 or "Dry"
9 reasons you're still single.. if it was 1 or 2 I could do something loool too many bits to choose from, HILARIOUS! - sending love from Jeddah! XXX
That Smeagol bit is real life, literally just happened to me a two weeks ago. 😏
I'm so sorry, that must have been stressful...courting, dating-life...only the times, some of the cultures and and technology have changed.😐👸🏿
Llmmmaaaoooo 🤣🤣 Omg. You okay now? Lol
Online dating ?
Just a tip: If you're bald or balding under your beanie, be honest, don't hide it. I've seen too many guys do that and when you're not into bald guys, it's really annoying and you feel cheated. Plus that's totally useless to do that. Just saying.
Oh Richard everyone is weird. You're charmingly funny. Great delivery!
he was super funny :) LOVED the laughing woman in the audience. She was SO tickled!!
dude i know nothing about the art of comedy but this dude's timing and use of silence has got to be god-tier or something
This guy is just so effortlessly funny. There were even points that he didn't even have to say anything to make you laugh - like accidentally dropping the lid of the water bottle.
My cheeks actually hurt from smiling the whole time
Doing this right now 😂😂
This guy is really good! This type of humour usually doesn't evoke a giggle but idk his delivery and timing is simply impeccable.
You literally said what i was thinking wild
I peed and died! 😂 "I know you want me, you know want me! Dali" OMG never laughed so hard at a pitbull song!!!
Just don't pee on your hands tho...xD
Or if you do make sure to immediately shake hands with someone - with perfect confidence
I don't get it what's dali
Yeah what's the Dali part. Is he a fan of Salvator Dali or smething
Me an indian with social anxiety...
"Pickachu face"
Same here 🙋🏻♀️
How was he able to do the 7 Eleven door sound? Perfect.
Look up mouth kazoo
LOL I'm in tears, this guy is AWESOME!! Killer timing, flawless delivery and charming personality. Good stuff, no diggity.
I agree completely! But what's "diggity"?? "Hot diggity dog"?
@@Radiatoron88 no diggity, as in Dre's lyrics. "No doubt of it"
@@edgarflores5569 I see--thanks!
Smeagle got me deadddddd🤣🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅
Jesus is king!
“I was in 0 danger.” 😂💀
The lady in the audience is really something xD
“...I just thought she was weird” 🤣🤣
Story of my Dad...
It sucks the set had to end. Just amazing! Wow. Great crowd as well. This guy is legit!
omg that "im dumb" at 2:15... just the way he said that made me lol so hard hahahahahha
The smeagol part is literally me. Yo Quiero mi amor and so I'm sorry to him for being so insecure 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
Where'd you find him? At an Applebees.
his comedy is so natural, I love it. even a blind person would have a great time
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The one awe when he said you have to be cool to be offered drugs killed me.
The Kaiser Permanente joke was on point!
might confuse some of the English speaking Germans checking out some American comedy shows online.😁 but other than that? definitely hilarious!!👍😄
Flew over heads unfortunately.
Lmao! I’m literally tearing up at the sushi joke! This is amazing!
Wow, he had a LOT of really funny jokes and pretty good delivery, too! Overall, I think I laughed more than his routine than almost any of the other comics on Dry Bar. It was an unexpected, pleasant surprise.
Omg this guy is So unexpectedly hilarious! I'm dying 🤣
I've never laughed so much for a comedian.
My belly is hurting from laughing so hard😂😂 "u know u want me i know u want me"😂😂
Dahling!!
Laughed out loud the whole way through 😂
My neighbor just came outside to see if I was alright!!😆 He couldn't tell if I was laughing or crying!!😊😆😂
"It's very stuffy in this car. Yeah I wish I can open a window" 💀
his transition is good.
This man’s transitions between topics are like water and oil but still funny
Man, iam loving The Dry Bar pumpin out all these hillarious comedy specials!!!!! You guys rock! ❤😎
3:12 It's eerie how good he is at this
Well that's the first time I've ever heard tapeworms brought into a comedy show
This is the best Dry Bar I've seen in a while 🔥Properly LOL'n 😂
El termino es correcto
"Bike locks should be illegal"/ Kellen Erskine is really good
I laughed so hard at one point, I had to hold all my muscles. He really did keep me "laughing from
beginning to end." I also enjoy when one particular audience member has such a great laugh, it's
totally contagious! Oh, and his "Lord of the Rings" character was fabulous! Best regards to all!
The Gollum impression was gold.
This guy is hilarious!! His sound effect impressions were so on point with the 7-11 joke😂
this guy had me in tears. so good.
This guy was great
nonstop laughs for reals
I see restaurants in China say, "Go Home to Eat."
Lion King... you're in. Lol
He's really funny. genuine comedy!
@Language Lab You're funny too
Bald dude: "Me?"
Comedian:"Yes you. The guy with no hair."
💀💀💀😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Deep connection with bald people yesss 😂
I was laughing the whole time. More of this guy!
“I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness.”
- John 12:46 NIV
Me, too, bro! I came as light. I'm made of stardust. It's so beautiful here and life's a party. If this isn't all true for u, change your thinking. Change your life!
@@staceykersting705 no. Repent and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and Savior
@@RebeccaColmanettiMartinez Been there, got the T shirt. God is LOVE...forgive yourself. God's already forgiven. She/He'd never hold a grudge. I can't believe how small minded and pugilistic y'all think god is! Expand...BLOSSOM! Life is a garden...dig it!
I too came into the world as light. I'm a star. Twinkle twinkle humans