At last, like most: Crendor also found himself the one and only person Who can hold his camera in any time and place, In Holiday or Doomsday. For Content or Non, And so the Horse Year began.
joddoboi i'm pretty sure, that this is the case everywhere. i never heard someone say "let's go to ikea! they have the best furniture, that doesn't fall apart after a week or two!"
I love it when he looks like he's on the border of laughing his ass off and keeping his act going x3 A SPLENDIN PEICE OF NON CONTENT. *adjusts Monacle*
Well, well, well... First TB got married, now Dodger is with Stripping of Britain and Crendor obviously got together with Jesse, judging by the amount of intimate vlog content shot together they seem to be releasing lately. 'The World, 'tis be arr-changing', in the words of extra#18 from Pirates 2.
This is the second video I've seen (after discovering this channel from the Jesse hanging blinds video) on this channel and I love that you did this all in one take rather than editing it xD
I imagine this is what happens in Crendors brain when he decides between making non content or content. Except without the Jesse cox with a saxophone, dressed like hes from ancient japan, and has a mischievous marmoset on his shoulder. and Total biscuit with Trex arms and legs, wearing a top hat and a pink 50s housewife apron fighting in the background over a cup of yogurt to boost there immunity all while dodger just sits and eats many food products as her cats try to eat it contributing nothing to the rest of the thought.
I was reluctant to subscribe to this channel, not confident you would be able to provide high quality non content, but those charts were very convincing evidence!
i already solved this mystery woman is a geneticaly egneered cute internet gamer girl made from the dna of jesse dodger and crendor, by polaris on orders from TB. jesse anc crendor saved her and now crendor is keeping her safe away from tb and his youtube secret police.
This was borderline content Crendor, that was a legit skit you put on there. Luckily, you saved yourself with a cut in the middle of a sentence at the end. Phew.
Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York; And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front; And now, instead of mounting barded steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph; I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them; Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun And descant on mine own deformity: And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, To entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain And hate the idle pleasures of these days. Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams, To set my brother Clarence and the king In deadly hate the one against the other: And if King Edward be as true and just As I am subtle, false and treacherous, This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up, About a prophecy, which says that 'G' Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be. Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here Clarence comes. Now that is some serious content. :-)
this is some meta non-content. A high quality non-content video in which the quality of the non-content is in question when the whole time we know it's high quality because I mean are you watching even? High meta high quality non-content. #NonContent2014
Crendor, I feel that you're wasting valuable business opportunities when it comes the branding of this "Mystery Woman." Perhaps a T-Shirt, or a custom squishable! Think of the monetary options! :D
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"you are relly stupid"
(CRENDOR) "like a fox"
**plays dramatic music** But dodger is a fox
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I can see the T-shirts. "You are really stupid" on the front and "Like a fox" on the back
Make it happen it will be a gold mine.
"like a fox."
somewhere, dodger screamed in pain
Stupid like a fox, my favorite quote so far this year.
it's a simpsons quote, so really it's your favourite quote of 1995.
Having someone else always around to hold the camera is doing amazing things to this channel.
non content 2014!!!!! yay.
At last, like most:
Crendor also found himself the one and only person
Who can hold his camera in any time and place,
In Holiday or Doomsday. For Content or Non,
And so the Horse Year began.
Woooooaaah IKEA!? Dude Crendor is living the good life now!
Up here in Scandinavia (Ikea is Swedish) Ikea is synonymous with cheap, mass-produced crap. Far from what you'd consider the good life.
joddoboi
i'm pretty sure, that this is the case everywhere. i never heard someone say "let's go to ikea! they have the best furniture, that doesn't fall apart after a week or two!"
Darth Vraak Although their café got some nice cinnamon buns lol
The Clocker Come to Sweden and have some real Kanelbullar instead! ;)
TinglesLatexFetish Det var just det jag snackade om ;)
Truer words have never been spoken, Crendor. Wow. Such words.
you mean wowcrendor right.
I love it when he looks like he's on the border of laughing his ass off and keeping his act going x3 A SPLENDIN PEICE OF NON CONTENT. *adjusts Monacle*
Crendor's Non-Sense Non-Content is really what makes him the best at producing Non-Content.
"You're really stupid." I quite like this mystery woman.
Well, well, well... First TB got married, now Dodger is with Stripping of Britain and Crendor obviously got together with Jesse, judging by the amount of intimate vlog content shot together they seem to be releasing lately.
'The World, 'tis be arr-changing', in the words of extra#18 from Pirates 2.
i am pretty sure that is not jesse
dkill34 Clearly you didn't see his latest cosplay.
those legs are to skinny
*too if you are going to put up a counter argument, make it grammatically correct or no one will take you seriously.
feel good being a grammar nazi no one cares about grammar on youtube unless it is used like this omg ths s stpid
Waaw.
Jesseindisguise even has a woman voice off camera.
I like to think Jesseindisguise is actual the name of the creature.
"Like a fox" poor dodger just got insulted xD
Got here before PressFart ToContinue . My life is complete.
I dunno, that sounded pretty close to content
Is this going to be like TB's wife's content now with her Filming TB eating? Because I, personally, would be 100% on board. Film away mystery girl!
He should have had some mustache glasses and changed his voice but I suppose that is too much content.
If you deliver on your promise of nothing but non-content for 2014, I'll subscribe only to CrendorIRL for 2015
lawl the giggling :DD
Ending the video on the upbeat of a new sentence marks a new level of achievement on the rungs of the ladder that is non content.
"Like a Fox"
Is that what you said?
Either way, that is my new moto
Crendor & Ms Toaster makin mischief
The editing is incredible, truly a movie for the ages.
Ikea is the golden trove of non-content!Q
How?! How are you in two places at once?! Share with me your secrets oh mighty wizard of noncontent!
hayleh your camera work in this Non-content is truly outstanding
A masterpeice of cinematography.
srs dichusun = srs conternt
This is the second video I've seen (after discovering this channel from the Jesse hanging blinds video) on this channel and I love that you did this all in one take rather than editing it xD
i see the future!!! a double wedding non content vid ! crendor and mystery woman + dodger and that handsome giant yogscast guy!
I imagine this is what happens in Crendors brain when he decides between making non content or content. Except without the Jesse cox with a saxophone, dressed like hes from ancient japan, and has a mischievous marmoset on his shoulder. and Total biscuit with Trex arms and legs, wearing a top hat and a pink 50s housewife apron fighting in the background over a cup of yogurt to boost there immunity all while dodger just sits and eats many food products as her cats try to eat it contributing nothing to the rest of the thought.
If I may, I am going to borrow this. Thumbs up to you man! And of course, you will get credit.
This was filmed by mystery woman!
You deserver an award for putting that amazing picture in my head.
I was reluctant to subscribe to this channel, not confident you would be able to provide high quality non content, but those charts were very convincing evidence!
You sir, are the KING.
The mystery woman...
This stuff is so, so bad that it's wonderful.
This is such a serious discussion so as to almost be content.
Reminds me of the Pixar Chess Short.
“You're really stupid." sounds like something Jesse would say. A clue to mystery woman's identity?
i already solved this mystery woman is a geneticaly egneered cute internet gamer girl made from the dna of jesse dodger and crendor, by polaris on orders from TB. jesse anc crendor saved her and now crendor is keeping her safe away from tb and his youtube secret police.
I sneezed three times whilst consuming this non-content. Not all in a row. On three separate occasions. It was alright.
Eric Crendor, Someday Anthropologists and Historians will call him the Andy Warhol of his generation and the 21st century :)
He's got a point, that is some rather convincing evidence.
Well nobody has commented in about 5 years, I’m still here.
This is so much non-content that it is actually amazing
BEST NON-CONTENT EVER! ~ENCORE~
He is not stupid lady D:
Like a Fox!
Well this was a very prouctive non-content meeting. I believe that makes it time for a high quality non-nutrient lunch.
2014: The year of Non-Content
Well that was the best of 2014, nothing can top that. Farewell Ladies and gentlemen there is no point continueing this year.
This was borderline content Crendor, that was a legit skit you put on there. Luckily, you saved yourself with a cut in the middle of a sentence at the end. Phew.
... why do I watch these? And why do I enjoy them so much? The world may never know...
The best of actors.
this made me laugh more than it should have.
LOL i loved this crendor. keep it up!
0:33 MYSTERY GIRL'S LEGS! We can now confirm she has two legs, and apparently two feet. That should narrow it down to who she is significantly.
There is a strong narrative on display here, leading me to believe that this is in fact content which could be used as a channel trailer.
I'm afraid I somewhat agree with what Mystery Woman said, but the stupidity somehow makes this more enjoyable. Carry on!
"Like a fox", fucking shat my pants xD
im so glad crendors happy :)
Ikea content in the non content. My mind is blown
that was defiantly something.
There was one Crendor and one Crendor in a Crendor-wig. Very clever.
*long sniff* ahhh I love the smell of non-content in the morning
(note: I'm watching this at around 8:00)
I wonder what the hell the people in the store were thinking when they walked by.
High quality non-content is still content
Mad acting skills
8/10 would buy
/clap
This channel should really be called "Crendor does funny shit at IKEA"
i died laughing when Crendor said "Like a fox"
This high quality non-content video was brought to you by Ikea.
Non-Content, Content whenever you need it, Crendors got it :)
He dresses like one of friends and uses the same hand gestures
Very convincing evidence. I don't need evidence to like non-content.
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,
About a prophecy, which says that 'G'
Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
Clarence comes.
Now that is some serious content. :-)
I just made up a tune and sung all of that. LOL.
Crendor for president!
Crendor loves eating at IKEA too much
wait... there is 2 crendors??
this is some meta non-content. A high quality non-content video in which the quality of the non-content is in question when the whole time we know it's high quality because I mean are you watching even? High meta high quality non-content. #NonContent2014
HOLY SHIT GUYS... HE'S NOT HERE. PRESSFARTTOCONTINUE IS NOT HERE!
Dat actin'!
Ah crendor.. father of the non-content content genre on youtube xD
I never knew Crendor had a identical twin!
very gud acting 10/10 content
I thought he said like a box.
wise words..wise words ^^
More serious non content sillyness wishes for 2k14!
Such a beautiful man.
Is the fox-thing a reference to Dodger? o.O
Best. Video. Ever!
crendor has gotten so much more attractive look at his old videos on this channel hes so bangin'
I just made the dumbest comment of all time great.
love the ikea set :)
Crendor should be a democrat. He handles serious debates with ease.
yay filming in Ikea!
thats alittle odd i have the same hoddie its like it was mass produced or something..
I just want longer or more non content
Having a regular schedule or lengthing it would make it be too close to actual content
i honestly would rather watch his non-content than someone telling me how their trip to kroger went.
SWAG.
Wonder if people walk up to him in real life and just watch him and laugh randomly..cause I feel that would happen in IRL cause it happens on youtube.
Crendor, I feel that you're wasting valuable business opportunities when it comes the branding of this "Mystery Woman." Perhaps a T-Shirt, or a custom squishable! Think of the monetary options! :D