I love how Cell acts like he knows all the characters since forever, calling them by their names and talking like they are friends. It really fits with his knowledge of their lives.
Where's my little dipey wipey, i shat myself again. Mummy, i need dipey wipey for my bummy wummy. I also have a massive erection and i need you to stroke it until it cries of hapiness.
Him and trunks come from worlds where yamcha kills himself, so cell feels like he shouldn't bully the guy On god the alien destroying the world is the only one with a conscience
Actually, Vegeta beated Goku once, do you remember their first fight? Well... that one, Goku got broken all of his bones by Vegeta's ozaru form and he couldn't move at all... so I'm pretty sure vegeta won that battle (Gohan Ozaru was the one who beat vegeta that time tho)
To be fair, Mr Satan didn't win the Worlds Martial Arts tournament because of bullshit, but because he is actually the strongest basically. (Aside from the gang and whatnot)
Sonic Bralaunik Basically he’s at the pinnacle of non ki-using humans. As far as martial arts, and genuine human sinew and muscle go, he’s indeed the top. If you think of DBZ in One punch man logic, he’d probably be rank 1 in class C.
@@michaelarrigo4375 To be fair, Tien heled by shooting triangle's that make square holes at him for a good long while. The only human to even remotely do any form of damage to him. I'd be seething too. And that's why I love Tien here. ... And I just realized that is someone just went with him with some sensu beans they could ha held him there till someone came and killed him. He only got out because of how much splash back the kikoho cause and the energy Tien was dumping into it. These guys need the buddy system.
The part of where tien ask vegeta how many goku's hes beaten, I would think yes technically tien beat goku once before, but didnt vegeta technically beat goku when he invaded earth, or does it not count when he transformed to a great ape?
It's also funny because Goku was *just* reminded seconds ago that the Kamehameha was stolen from Roshi. Goku's realization that it's "Yamcha's move" beautifully cements Goku's care for Yamcha in this series.
@@sasha14kelsee it’s honestly makes sense considering Goku met him when he was a boy; it’s like when the little brother is cooler in all regards but still looks up to his big brother lol
I like how when Cell says something Goku doesn't get, he immediately asks Gohan for a translation because he knows how smart his son is and is certain he's got the answer. And its adorable.
I love that DBZA Cell is sort of the exact opposite of Freeza. While Freeza found Goku completely frustrating, Cell seems to find his antics quite charming.
Cell: "Are you gonna start swingin? Or are you gonna stare at my beautiful eyes?" Goku: "What's that? I'm busy staring at your beautiful eyes." Cell: "Oh you beautiful saiyan start punching me already." Goku: *Starts Punching. #MarriageGoals
@@UnholyWrath3277 oh cmon DB Yamcha wasnt bad just unlucky as hell to fall on euther the strongest of the tournament first round of the finals, and the 3rd time it was God of earth litteraly possessing a random guy
8:37 "That's Yamcha's move!" It's funny because Goku was *just* reminded seconds ago that the Kamehameha was stolen from Roshi. Goku's blatant realization that it's "Yamcha's move" adorably cements Goku's care for Yamcha in this series.
-And we love that you got that.- I just love how they depict Cell in this, how he's both a murderous sociopathic killing machine with a huge ego, but he also loves every one of his genetic donors in all of their imperfection XD
Tien: The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality. Yamcha: Huh thanks man. Cell: Yamcha, for the love of God, don't thank him. Perfect Cell is like Yamcha's big brother or best friend. If Cell blow up the world, he is taking Yamcha on that tour to other universes with him
I'm seeing it more like a straight resentment towards Tien, especially when he has a serious dent towards the latter for having slowed him down to capture 18.
Yeah they did a good job with that. At first I felt he was ridiculously childlike but as time went on they managed to make him a childlike adult. Which is how he is. So hey.
@CeeNobi- K It's referencing the editing between different episodes that TFS uses to create their episodes that can create continuity errors, and rather than ignore them, they drew attention to them for humour.
@@Zombiewithabowtie But that's not... the truth? Trunks does appear with shorter hair the day of Dende, because Bulma cut it. He entered the hyperbolic time chamber again and his hair grew back. Nothing in TFS says otherwise as there's a time gap between the episodes. I still don't get the joke to this day.
So, ashamedly, I finally get why Cell was singing during the fight. "Chickity China the Chinese chicken" is a line from the Barenaked Ladies song 'One Week', since it has been one week (in cannon) since he and Goku have seen each other.
Classroom Productions Krillin has the best Ki Control, Tien is the most creative and innovative, Yamcha is more of a straight forward fighter, but without the Saiyan Biology to back him up. In terms of raw power, Yamcha sits above Krillin, but Krillin's techniques are far more destructive.
The main thing about Goku and ChiChi relationship is even with the way Goku phrase it, technically all true 😅 Even though he put it worse than it sounds
Technically Chi-Chi would be the one to blame. She made Goku promise to her that they'll get married (I think she also kicks him from the nimbus even though he can't fly). Years pass, she fights Goku because he forgor about the promise.
Tien: "The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality." Yamcha: "Huh, thanks man." Perfect Cell: "Yamcha, for the love of God DON'T thank him."
_Zealos_ One: that Saibaman could've killed ANYBODY. Yamcha just did it to make sure Krillin didn't die twice. Two: Bulma was a bit of a flirt anyways, so I say good riddance.
Gotta say, kinda loving Goku's crush on Cell. "What's that? Sorry, I was lost in your eyes." "Oh, you beautiful Saiyan bastard, just punch me already!"
@@angelicultrainstinctgoku7233 It’s a line from “One Week” by the Barenaked Ladies. “Chickity China, the Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking.”
Pretty sure Broly would've yamcha'd goku if not for plot armour, and don't forget how goku, krilling, gohan and yajirobey ganged up on vegeta when he went ape shit on goku's ass lol..... and besides Majin vegeta did beat goku. Meh.
@@LavKarri he said kill. And what ifs don't really mean anything, you could throw those out for just about anything, so yeah OP is technically correct.
What I love most about Cell's "We are number one" song, is that for any other character, it would fell dated and awkward, but cell makes it his own, while still paying homage to the original, it just fucking amazing.
Kinda is a benefit to the Cell arc taking longer that it allowed We are Number One to become a big enough meme to appear here. Even better is that it is just background music, so its not like its too distracting for anyone who doesn’t like it or doesn’t get the joke
The fact that Kami and Neil told Piccolo about the beam cannon and he shouts “yeah that one” on some level I love that joke WAY to much. (Goku was so confused)
After all these years, and so many re-watches, the fact that I am still finding new jokes. Never before did I realize that when Cell splits into four, the background music is "We are number one".
Well..Its We are Number One..But its Perfect. And yes thats the Literal title of cover when you search itnup- you can rn if you'd like the Song withoutbthe BFEc's(Big Fucking Explosions)
4:02 😂😂😂 I love how team 4 star actually pointed that out because trunks did have short hair and then all of a sudden he got long hair again. I've always noticed that in the original series so the fact that they actually pointed that out was fuckin hilarious.
I love how the phrase "It looks like 4 divided by 1 is just 1" is both mathematically stupid, but also poetically brilliant in terms of battlefield tactics. It sums up Goku in a single joke
The whole interaction around 6:00 and the fight after are simply put as well written and perfect-ly done. Never though I’d hear “we are number one” used like that
@@amarusosa9337 PU refers to an older phrase, more commonly children would say around the presence of a bad smell. They’d react by saying pee-yew. However spelling of the word is still up in the air for determination
Goku could’ve said “Looks like one to the power of four is just one” and it would’ve made sense but to do that he’d have to understand exponents and Goku barely can do basic arithmetic.
@jenniferthomas28: Does not count, was not in a tournament^^ But seriously: Even though it was a teameffort: They beat Vegeta. So while he *would* have won, he did not. And would have is not enough for him.
I love how cell just genuinely cares about yamcha. He’s nice to all the z-fighters but he’s especially kind to yamcha, treating him like a younger brother he wants to protect 😂
You know, I never actually thought about it until now but that bit about Goku and Chichi's whole marriage is pretty spot on... whether this is good or bad is beyond me
Fromaster24 Well, to play Dabura's advocate... 1. It was only once (except for the time Goku forgot his own strength and put Chi-Chi through a wall) 2. It was a martial arts tournament 3. This happened before they were married (and before Goku even remembered her name) 4. (And this is a big one) HE DIDN'T EVEN HIT HER! The force of the wind created by his Punch sent Chi-Chi flying*. * anime confirmed/ manga pending
I mean she did spar with him and she is one of the most powerful women on the planet. She also attacked him because he didn't come back to marry her after he promised. Self defense.
Tien: The fact that you have any hope in your life is your most admirable quality Yamcha: Uh thanks man Cell: Yamcha for the love of God dont thank him 🤣🤣🤣
@@NoodlesWithLipstick Almost immediately after Cell achieved his semi-perfect form, Tien showed up and spammed his Kikoho attack, which while no where near enough to defeat Cell, it did hurt like hell, and shoved him quite far underground. This bought time to allow Android's 16 and 18 to run away and hide. This created a mini rivalry between them where Cell clearly hates him as shown here, and wants his revenge. (When Goku later stops fighting and says there's another fighter, one of Cell's lines is "Oh is it Tienshinhan, PLEASE tell me It's Tienshinhan!" with large emphasis on the please.) Meanwhile Tien loves to make references to that moment such as when they first showed up at the arena and he said "Kikohow ya doing?" So Cell's full sentence would probably be more like: "Yamcha, for the love of God, I hate that Triclops, don't thank him!"
His super saiyan technique, Dragon Fist, KamehamehaBoost(at his damn feet) and ExplosivePush/Explosivewave or whatever he did against Jeice and Burter to push them off
"How many Gokus did you beat?" I can't believe how glossed over that line is. There's like no ice that can prevent that burn from ripping your skin off your bone.
Didn't Vegeta technically beat Goku on Earth? I mean he still lost but he did kick Goku's ass one on one and only had to retreat after Gohan landed on him in Great Ape Form. Not to mention he also tanked Goku's spirit bomb before that. And even after that he still had enough strength to crawl to his spacepod where as Goku couldn't even move.
DarkAssassinTF I think you are technically correct, but in terms of a legit one-on-one fight without any interferences or sudden power-ups like creating a moon so you could turn into a giant ape, at this point where the line was spoken Tien was able say that he defeated Goku and Vegeta did not.
monksters1 Read my above reply; while I do agree that you're technically right, just because you kick someone's ass, that doesn't necessarily mean you won the fight. Remember, Vegeta was interrupted by three other people and really unable to technically defeat Goku, as well as using a moon to transform into a giant ape, while with Tien, it was a one-on-one martial arts match where he did manage to defeat Goku fair and square with no outside interruptions or power ups.
Goku: “Oh hey king Kai, quick question, did I learn the kaioken on my own?” King Kai: “My f****** name is in it.” Cell: Ka-meh Goku: “That’s Yamcha’s move!”
@@backstabboi4559 i definitely do. Idk how others feel about it, but The whole ssj legend came after bsrdock killed chilled. I always thought that was a cool story
I love how Cell acts like he knows all the characters since forever, calling them by their names and talking like they are friends. It really fits with his knowledge of their lives.
This version of cell makes ya wish he just joined the crew
@@UnholyWrath3277 yesssss
@@UnholyWrath3277 Goku's bug boyfriend.
@@UnholyWrath3277 In DragonBall multiverse he's "kinda of" part of the gang. That's just one of many fan-made DB mangas
@@MegaNandoXZ that's cool but I despise 99% of fan made material.
Frieza: "You're stupid, stop being stupid!"
Cell: "You beautiful saiyan bastard just hit me already."
The difference is just... perfection.
I'm sorry...PERFECTION
Cell deep down has a Saiyan's love for fighting
@@jonreese7066 he seems pretty open about his love of fighting to me though?
no gomo 🤣
Where's my little dipey wipey, i shat myself again. Mummy, i need dipey wipey for my bummy wummy. I also have a massive erection and i need you to stroke it until it cries of hapiness.
I love how Cell cares for Yamcha, and tries to make him more assertive “for God’s sake Yamcha, don’t thank him”
Him and trunks come from worlds where yamcha kills himself, so cell feels like he shouldn't bully the guy
On god the alien destroying the world is the only one with a conscience
I mean, because he's part Yamcha. Of course he feels for the guy.
@@SgtIronbeak he's part yamcha?
@@tophatgeo He has the DNA of all of the Z-Fighters in him, along with Frieza. So yes, he's part Yamcha.
@@SgtIronbeak TFS specifically mentioned when introducing Cell that no one felt Yamcha's energy when he first fought Piccolo.
Tien and Vegeta in this are fucking gold. "How many Goku's have you beaten?" Tien pressed the Goku button.
One of the few to do so and not get attacked
@@cb-9938
That's true
But Vegeta defeated Goku
@@LucemonFallenAngel
When?
@@rebekahstockwell8706 their first fight, vegeta won, Goku couldnt move and needed help
"How many Gokus have you beaten.." Tien is starting to REALLY play with some hot fire.
CaramelColored Only one who pushed the Goku button without getting hit
I think Vegeta is a bit scared of Tien. Tien is a bit of a unknown medium.
'At this point it's a game. If he kills me; I win. And he knows that'.
Actually, Vegeta beated Goku once, do you remember their first fight? Well... that one, Goku got broken all of his bones by Vegeta's ozaru form and he couldn't move at all... so I'm pretty sure vegeta won that battle (Gohan Ozaru was the one who beat vegeta that time tho)
You know what? you're absolutely right. Totally skipped over that one. ANd that was before they were ""FRIENDS""
To be fair to mr satan
He *did* take the punch, the rockside, and the landing and got back up
I really wanted to see mr satan die in the manga...
I would pay to see that in abridged
There’s a DBZ game called dokkan battle, and in it Mr satan is one of the the most Defensively viable cards.
To be fair, Mr Satan didn't win the Worlds Martial Arts tournament because of bullshit, but because he is actually the strongest basically. (Aside from the gang and whatnot)
Sonic Bralaunik
Basically he’s at the pinnacle of non ki-using humans. As far as martial arts, and genuine human sinew and muscle go, he’s indeed the top. If you think of DBZ in One punch man logic, he’d probably be rank 1 in class C.
In budokai 3 he throws rocks and has a jetpack
Tien and Vegetas rivalry was one of the high points of this show
Its actually THE high point of the show.
I love how Cell kind of inherited it from Vegeta
@@michaelarrigo4375 To be fair, Tien heled by shooting triangle's that make square holes at him for a good long while.
The only human to even remotely do any form of damage to him.
I'd be seething too.
And that's why I love Tien here.
...
And I just realized that is someone just went with him with some sensu beans they could ha held him there till someone came and killed him. He only got out because of how much splash back the kikoho cause and the energy Tien was dumping into it.
These guys need the buddy system.
The part of where tien ask vegeta how many goku's hes beaten, I would think yes technically tien beat goku once before, but didnt vegeta technically beat goku when he invaded earth, or does it not count when he transformed to a great ape?
@@ReikuYin Buddy system? Nah Fam, they got the Goku system. "if Goku can't beat him, fuck it we dead." 😂
I think the reason why Vegeta doesn't want to kill Tien is he's afraid that there's gonna be another bald guy haunting him.
Wow That makes sense
I like how tien said it.
"At this point it's a game and if he gives in, I win and he knows that."
If he kills tien he admits that he's still a bad guy and will never change
It's more of that if Vegeta kills tien, that would be proof that he got underneath vegeta's skin.
@@zhehhasu9887 the right awnser
I do love how Cell treats Yamcha more nicely than even the rest of the Z-Team.
He wants him to be more assertive before he dies by saying “yamcha for the love of god dont thank him”
Cell is LITERALLY attracted to Goku!
@@indestructible9108 ?
Z fighters*
@@chantaybenjamin9111 he meant that the rest of the Z-Team treats Yamcha poorly but Cell is actually pretty nice to him
I like how in the abridged version, all characters are either different or exagerrated versions of the original ones, except for one - Mister Satan.
At least they reveal more of his past
And Ginyu forces...
Tien shin han
He was already exagerrated...
Ginyu force, tien, and the Android twins still act the same
Piccollo constantly forgetting no one else can hear Kami and Nail is hilarious
tbf, Telepathy is a thing. They can probably communicate with everybody, same as they do with Piccolo. That they don't is purely to troll Piccolo.
@@haydentravis3348 nah theyre all just in piccolos head since they fused
@@EMLL1KESAELP Shhh I like my idea better : P
Kami knew Nail was in there, so others with that power can hear them in his head too.
@@EMLL1KESAELP yea
"you've officially beaten Jesus's respawn time"
Shit still got me laughing 😂
Yeah😭😂💀
If anyone skipped past this bit to we are number one the timestamp is 0:56
Hot damn that made me laugh.
@@ProShidderthank you kind stanger
Ikr😭😭😭
“That’s Yamcha’s move!”
It’s even funnier when you remember that TFS Cell doesn’t even have any Yamcha cells.
It's also funny because Goku was *just* reminded seconds ago that the Kamehameha was stolen from Roshi. Goku's realization that it's "Yamcha's move" beautifully cements Goku's care for Yamcha in this series.
@@sasha14kelsee well Goku did prevent Yamchas death by being a friend.
@@CanniestTread6 Thank you for being a friend,
Travel down Snake Way, and back again...
but doesnt he?
@@sasha14kelsee it’s honestly makes sense considering Goku met him when he was a boy; it’s like when the little brother is cooler in all regards but still looks up to his big brother lol
"Yeah, whip out your power Cell... let me feel it!"
Sure is Zarbon in here
I miss Zarbon
I thought your punchline was an actual line.
gee. It sure is zarbon around here...
I’ll show you just how hard I can get.
@@VoidCretin great comment
I love it how Mr Satan is the only character they didn't need to parody. Lmao
Satan is already abridged in the change him original version, no need to
@@farafyn2770 lol wut?
@@cozmic8330 wtf my comment made absolutly no fucking sense
I was probably high when I wrote this
@@farafyn2770 I'm.high right now n this string of comments just killed me lmao 😂😂
Lmao y'all are silly
That out of context description of Goku and Chi-Chi’s relationship is hilarious
Its like what he said
"Its a game and he knows it" or something like that
I love how the reason that cell called gohan a nerd was because he has piccolo's dna in him. God I love this series
Dangit, and now I’m thinking about how if they made that explicit, we could have gotten a beautiful “Dodge!” joke as part of the final confrontation.
@@Benny_Blue well there was a dodge joke in the final confrontation. From Piccolo and Nail
Or maybe that was his own choice of words
Their parody of Make a Man Out of You has him saiyan "shut up. You nerrrrd"
and Nappas
"Orange hillbilly" never was there a better description of Son Goku
Jon Baird but Goku isn't president
LEGALIZE WEED, DUDE!
Not weed but legalize senzu beans
Jon Baird *People who hijack the comments to rant about their political views, front lines*
Gracie J An SAO Abridged quote? I salute you, you beautiful, amazing person
*Salutes and stands at attention*
I just realized after all of these years.
HE JUST DID CELL DIVISION.
Soruwindx bruh i just got that 2
This is my favorite comment... on anything. ever.
#woke
Oh. My. God.
And with that, I just came a lil...
I like how when Cell says something Goku doesn't get, he immediately asks Gohan for a translation because he knows how smart his son is and is certain he's got the answer. And its adorable.
Jimmy: "Did you die? If so - You have officially beaten Jesus' respawn time!"
That's just hilarious 😂
Imagine beating a record set by Jesus...that's just Godtire
@@kemarkastro5810 Literally
Godly Tires alright.
Satan
Then the guy in the crowd -"that makes sense." HaHaHaHa!
I love that DBZA Cell is sort of the exact opposite of Freeza. While Freeza found Goku completely frustrating, Cell seems to find his antics quite charming.
Strain42 best romance ever
Strain42 just makes you wonder about buu
Dr. Gero didn't know about freeza.
Kofi Adu Gyan Yes he did. He got freeza and king cold's dna when they come to earth for revenge. That's why Cell knows freeza's finger beam technique.
i feel like there gonna find a way to make buu either annoy goku or be stupider than him. probably both
Cell's dialogue and voice actor are both absolutely _flawless_
One might even say... perfect?
@@kirraborden1891 MISTER perfect
Imagine being Chi-Chi and watching your husband be seduced by a bugman on live TV.
"When did _we_ stop fighting like that..."
Imagine being chichi and going from a princess, daughter of a giant, to a home maker
A very sexy bug man to be fair
Probably recording it for some Yaoi content. While flicking the bean. She’ll be doing a lot since Goku’s gonna be dead for nearly 7 years.
Cell: "Are you gonna start swingin? Or are you gonna stare at my beautiful eyes?"
Goku: "What's that? I'm busy staring at your beautiful eyes."
Cell: "Oh you beautiful saiyan start punching me already."
Goku: *Starts Punching.
#MarriageGoals
"Suddenly reeeaaally happy I don't go to public school."
Hooo boy the foreshadowing...
TeleBlur stop blocking the screen I can't see anything past the foreshadowing
TeleBlur I
I Canadian subtitles It say prepare thy anus
Joe Ferri growing my foreshadowing back as we speak
was it masenkosappo?
"holy crap prince, do you feel that?!"
Vegeta: F#%K OFF.
Unrelated, but is Cell gay, orrrrr...?
"........and he didnt have to buff up like some roiding angsty child" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 TFS nailed it in this episode
And he didn't have to buff up like some raging angsty child***
It's roiding.
It was "pump up" not buff...
"Yamcha for the love of God don't thank him." I'm dead
Cell shows him more love then the entire fandom combined in 30 years
@Mr. Green lol
@Mr. Green in the future
@@UnholyWrath3277 oh cmon DB Yamcha wasnt bad just unlucky as hell to fall on euther the strongest of the tournament first round of the finals, and the 3rd time it was God of earth litteraly possessing a random guy
@@Freedmoon44 man is a literal meme at this point. While I liked him in og DragonBall he just can never recover
"MA-"
"KANKO-"
"SA-"
"CANNON!"
This is probably my 5th rewatch, and I just got that joke 🤣
4th rewatch I don't get it?
@@Smile-uu2yg I think the name is so ridiculously hard to pronounce that even Cell gave up and went with “Cannon”
I like the idea that Cell is the only person who can pernounce it "perfectly"
Kami and Nail , said the MA-KANKO-SA-CANNON!
Goku, Replies, what's this thing called?
Picolo Replyed that one.
Kakarot Replies, What?
@@Runsawayalotbut he was able to say it perfectly in his imperfect form? That’s kind of ironic
8:37 "That's Yamcha's move!" It's funny because Goku was *just* reminded seconds ago that the Kamehameha was stolen from Roshi. Goku's blatant realization that it's "Yamcha's move" adorably cements Goku's care for Yamcha in this series.
and his short term memory problems which cell apparently shares
-And we love that you got that.- I just love how they depict Cell in this, how he's both a murderous sociopathic killing machine with a huge ego, but he also loves every one of his genetic donors in all of their imperfection XD
And Yamcha
How'd you do the cross in the words?????? I wanna know????? *All I know is how to bold my words*
@@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe
Cannae mind how tae cross through, but I can teach you _this_
Use _ before and after what _you want tae italic_
@@darthlazurus4382 thanks
@@CodyTheBlackChickenSubscribe Strikethrough is done by putting hyphens around the word
*Gohan gets super saiyan 2*
Vegeta: See, you're not dealing with the average saiyan anymore, Cell...
oh god no
Vegeta: He has risen above and realized the legend.... the legend that you fear..
0me3s he has become a Super Saiyan... 2.
0me3s
"Wait, wrong villain arc"
Kami*
I'm only now realizing, when Cell thought he won, he almost said "Ain't that a kick in the head?"
He was ending on Sinatra either way.
that's dean martin, dumbass
Tien: The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality.
Yamcha: Huh thanks man.
Cell: Yamcha, for the love of God, don't thank him.
Perfect Cell is like Yamcha's big brother or best friend. If Cell blow up the world, he is taking Yamcha on that tour to other universes with him
I'm seeing it more like a straight resentment towards Tien, especially when he has a serious dent towards the latter for having slowed him down to capture 18.
I think you're both right
But Cell was being nice to yamcha last episode as well.
cell is the only being in the universe that is nice to yamcha
Yamcha Technically is one of the strongest warriors on the planet, it's just that he is far outclassed by everyone stronger than him.
The Sexual tension between Goku and Mister Perfect Cell is unbearable
"Mr. Perfect Cell" lmao
ikr? wish they'd just bang already
Sri Charan oh dear
Exactly like they were gay asf😂😂
@@vegetatheprince5569 I was like Jeez just bang already
"OH YOU BEAUTIFUL SAIYAN BASTARD JUST PUNCH ME ALREADY"
No comment
So... I have to ask, are they flirting with each other? I'm not good at this.
Obito Uchiha yeahhhhh
The pure sexual tension is awesome.
Cell is best girl goku X cell all the way don’t @ me
I like how TFS Goku is kind of like a mix of the childlike japanese dub and the more adult english dub.
Yeah they did a good job with that. At first I felt he was ridiculously childlike but as time went on they managed to make him a childlike adult. Which is how he is. So hey.
it never occurred to me before that goku doesn't have any original techniques lol
Kevin Golinveaux me too lmao
Kevin Golinveaux well he does have the dragon fist
for got about the dragon fist
which is not cannon to the series.
0doublezero0 pretty dure he did that at the beginning in the series where he punched a hole through king piccolo.
krillin: wasn't your hair shorter yesterday?
trunks: yea but i decided i like it longer
I mean, he entered the time chamber again, and the reason for cutting it in the first place was Bulma lol.
such an underrated joke
@CeeNobi- K It's referencing the editing between different episodes that TFS uses to create their episodes that can create continuity errors, and rather than ignore them, they drew attention to them for humour.
Krillin: Neat!
@@Zombiewithabowtie But that's not... the truth? Trunks does appear with shorter hair the day of Dende, because Bulma cut it. He entered the hyperbolic time chamber again and his hair grew back. Nothing in TFS says otherwise as there's a time gap between the episodes. I still don't get the joke to this day.
So, ashamedly, I finally get why Cell was singing during the fight. "Chickity China the Chinese chicken" is a line from the Barenaked Ladies song 'One Week', since it has been one week (in cannon) since he and Goku have seen each other.
I thought it was from somewhere else, from something DBZ-related but really obscure that featured that line
It was glorious
And we love that you got that...
Argent Rizer haha i just got that
one week is in the digimon movie too... if you listen closely it has the music behind him singing it..
My favorite part is how everybody with Goku's DNA in them is nice to Yamcha, he deserves it man
"Oh, you beautiful Saiyan bastard, just punch me already!"
TFS Perfect Cell is a treasure.
PlayingWithMahWii TFS Mr Perfect Cell*
@@taikawaii6828 So stupid...
So is Nappa
@@Nelyak_07 Why is he stupid?
I love how yamcha is always so humble. He knows he is the weakest and he is ok with that, he has nothing to prove
he would absolutely assrape chaozu, raditz, King Piccolo, Nam, Kami, Popo, mr Satan, Videl, Grandpa Gohan, Crane, Mutaito, General Blue, Tao etc
Isn't Yamcha canonically a planet buster after the Namek arc?
The
Yep. He's actually stronger than Krillin. He just doesn't get in as many fights.
@@thesupremegentlemanatheist7382 I thought it was well known that Krillin is the strongest human, he trains more too
Classroom Productions
Krillin has the best Ki Control, Tien is the most creative and innovative, Yamcha is more of a straight forward fighter, but without the Saiyan Biology to back him up. In terms of raw power, Yamcha sits above Krillin, but Krillin's techniques are far more destructive.
Tien is too savage for this show
You know it.
Tien Hey Tein 😄😄😄
they put it best with tien in dbz kai abridged "I'm the only serious character in the show... that's the joke."
+King Cato TV come on let's be honest: when it comes to snark, Tien has already reached Super Saiyan God!
Highlight 5 having the balls to antagonize every planet killing villain and still breath...
best character ever
The main thing about Goku and ChiChi relationship is even with the way Goku phrase it, technically all true 😅 Even though he put it worse than it sounds
Technically Chi-Chi would be the one to blame. She made Goku promise to her that they'll get married (I think she also kicks him from the nimbus even though he can't fly). Years pass, she fights Goku because he forgor about the promise.
@@vibemasterkorosu2469 yeah but both of them didn’t know each other that well around the time, so it couldn’t be helped 😅
@@JosephStewart1003 True true
The simple shot of Cell's eyes tracking Goku as he enters the ring at 2:13 is so damn effective in displaying how much anticipation this fight had.
If you listen really closely at 9:07 you can still here the "pop" of Goku's Instant Transmission. Gotta love the little things.
battlegod 513 omg u r right!! XD
battlegod 513 if you wanna love the little things.... put the subtitles in English (Canada) xD
you're welcome
this happens in every episode ? i'm thinking of trying on every episode, it's so perfect!
Victor Santos lmao this is amazing how am I know knowing this😂😂😂
battlegod 513 it even says it in the caption
8:30 Goku: Did I learn the Kaioken on my own?
King Kai: ... my fkin name is in it!
RIP
Goku:...the spirit bo-
King Kai: Goku! I'm watching the tournament! Don't think you can pull that shit!
Cell ka ma
Goku that yamcha move
I fucking laughing so hard
Tricky Tarik kaio-sama:kaioken
hah! /i made it 666.
True Golden Frieza
King *Kai*
*KAI*oken
I love that Goku recognizes the Kamehameha as Yamchas attack
I think he was chatting with king Kai and he mentioned the spirit bomb which goku misheard as spirit ball
Tien: "The fact that you have any hope left in your life is your most admirable quality."
Yamcha: "Huh, thanks man."
Perfect Cell: "Yamcha, for the love of God DON'T thank him."
zach jones always gets stuck in my head lol
I love how cell is the only one who ever shows respect for Yamcha.
Dude, I wish TFS would let Yamcha just roast EVERYBODY one day.
+LeoValdez5650
Well, what happens when they bring up the Saibamen? Or Bulma?
_Zealos_ One: that Saibaman could've killed ANYBODY. Yamcha just did it to make sure Krillin didn't die twice.
Two: Bulma was a bit of a flirt anyways, so I say good riddance.
"Yamacha for the love of god dont thank him" 😂😂😂😂
Cell is Yamcha's only true friend in the universe.
more like cell just despise tien to the point of wanting to spite him on anything and everything
He just hates Tien shin han that much.
That was really nice of him
Every line in DBZA is gold but the delivery on that one killed me!
Gotta say, kinda loving Goku's crush on Cell.
"What's that? Sorry, I was lost in your eyes."
"Oh, you beautiful Saiyan bastard, just punch me already!"
love in first sight
Jordan Wheeler love at first fight
Phoenix Wright 1 minute late damn it you win
that makes sense
:)
"Chickity China the Chinese chicken"... That made me non stop lough
Was he saying Chinese folks eat chicken with song? Soooo racist 😭😭😂
It had been one week since he'd seen Goku! 0_0
@@angelicultrainstinctgoku7233 It’s a line from “One Week” by the Barenaked Ladies.
“Chickity China, the Chinese chicken.
You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking.”
If Cell has Sayian biology, then he’s technically the only Sayian to kill Goku.
Insert Angry Vegeta Quote here
Pretty sure Broly would've yamcha'd goku if not for plot armour, and don't forget how goku, krilling, gohan and yajirobey ganged up on vegeta when he went ape shit on goku's ass lol..... and besides Majin vegeta did beat goku. Meh.
@@LavKarri he said kill. And what ifs don't really mean anything, you could throw those out for just about anything, so yeah OP is technically correct.
@@LavKarri yeah Goku has mad plot armor.
@@LavKarri Goku let majin vegeta beat him. Goku could have turned ssj3.
There's an alternative Universe out there where they have the completed series with the Buu saga
And we’re just *THAT* universe
Well good for them
Im jealous of that universe
There's one where where they did super too
yeah but that universe probably has never invented air conditioning
Tien is such a savage in this series
Br Uh No Balls.
Its amazing right? :D
Br Uh tbvfh 😂😂😂😂 "How many goku's have u beat" 😂😂😂😂
El D Creator But Tien did in DB.. i want that line on a shirt.
El D Creator The tournament did, and our TFS Goku does, apparently. Rules is rules.
7:16 has to be one of the best parts especially since cell called it the “makankosacannon” instead of mokankosapo lol
Yup the mix of special cannon and the original name
What I love most about Cell's "We are number one" song, is that for any other character, it would fell dated and awkward, but cell makes it his own, while still paying homage to the original, it just fucking amazing.
True it fits cell great.
Kinda is a benefit to the Cell arc taking longer that it allowed We are Number One to become a big enough meme to appear here. Even better is that it is just background music, so its not like its too distracting for anyone who doesn’t like it or doesn’t get the joke
The fact that Kami and Neil told Piccolo about the beam cannon and he shouts “yeah that one” on some level I love that joke WAY to much. (Goku was so confused)
cell#1: "MA!"
cell#2: "KANKO!"
cell#3: "SA!"
cell#4: "CANNON!"
come on man, you had one job
Jared Frias im dead with it
Jared Frias Er...is that not it? ._.
Hey, man, it's hard to remember the name of the Maksanpopolis attack, I don't blame him.
Well, with piccolo's genes, what'd ya expect?
***** true. Mekosappa is a hard name to renember easy
Never really thought about it when I was younger, but the fact that Gohan wanted Piccolo's clothes instead of his dad's sent a huge statement 😂😂
Most effed up part is that he _just_ spent a year with goku and he still was like "nah, I want piccolo's outfit."
Goku after match
"I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me."
''you bitch......'' - Cell
"You can fight my 8 year old son."
Alert Armin Arlert 11 in the anime but 9 in the manga
That means he's TEEN Gohan now!
TeleBlur more like Gohn
After all these years, and so many re-watches, the fact that I am still finding new jokes. Never before did I realize that when Cell splits into four, the background music is "We are number one".
Well..Its We are Number One..But its Perfect. And yes thats the Literal title of cover when you search itnup- you can rn if you'd like the Song withoutbthe BFEc's(Big Fucking Explosions)
Im the real majik
omfg how did I miss that? This song fits the fight so damn well
I knew I knew the tune thank you
'Me Satan did you die ?'
'If so, you've beaten Jesus's re-spawn time'
That had me in tears 😂
T-Tax Taranatox XD
T-Tax Taranatox I was dying
Died on stream haha
I laughed sooo hard!!
Did not see a Jesus Respawn joke coming, was a Holy Shock.
4:02 😂😂😂 I love how team 4 star actually pointed that out because trunks did have short hair and then all of a sudden he got long hair again. I've always noticed that in the original series so the fact that they actually pointed that out was fuckin hilarious.
its because he went into the chamber again. But the abridged cut that out
i like how its always krillin who points out the plotholes in dbza
Gohan: *good thing I don't go to public school..*
Oh Gohan...just wait :(
I said the same thing lol
"Did I kill him?"
"Did my punch destroy the ring?"
"Is this _my_ blood?"
🤣😂👍
@@legobrick1356 Immersion ruined.
AAHAHAHAHAHA
No, no and yes
"Did you die!? If so, you have officially beaten Jesus' respawn time, what happened out there?"
I love how the phrase "It looks like 4 divided by 1 is just 1" is both mathematically stupid, but also poetically brilliant in terms of battlefield tactics. It sums up Goku in a single joke
The bromance between Cell and Yamcha is one of the best parts of DBZA lol
"Yamcha for the love of god: Don´t. Thank him."
'Oh you beautiful Saiyan bastard, just punch me already!' 😂😂
"JUST F*** ALREADY!"
Whoa! After that line Goku actually fistted Cell!
How has this not been taken down yet?!!
I wonder if Chi-Chi is pissed off or turned on by this?
Emperor Reign vegeta fisted cell
Emperor Reign vegeta fisted cell
Announcer: Always wear a rubber kids.
Satan: And, don't share a needle.
XD
Krillin: Saiyans, am I right?
Future Trunks: Ugh, sure
Krillin: Oh shit, was that racist?
Me: 🤣
I love how he actually seems to be upset he may have said something racist
@@irlmusic8001 Krillin’s a good guy.
The whole interaction around 6:00 and the fight after are simply put as well written and perfect-ly done. Never though I’d hear “we are number one” used like that
I didnt get the "does it make it PU" bit
@@amarusosa9337 PU refers to an older phrase, more commonly children would say around the presence of a bad smell. They’d react by saying pee-yew. However spelling of the word is still up in the air for determination
"Yamcha for the love of God, don't thank him!"
When Cell is nicer to you than all of your friends. #JustYamchaThings
Great job guys! Keep up the good work! Another fantastic episode!
BlackSheep1922 LMFAO
Cell's dirty magnet tricks can only get him so far before MR. SATAN brings the pain train.
Meat Dragon i read the shit in his voice lol
*Mr. Satan gets slapped to a mountain*
Crowd Guy: "We are all gonna die!!!"
Rest of the city: Chaos ensues.
Vegeta: "AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Favorite part LOL
I agree with Vegeta
@Jorden Strother what the hell is that supposed to mean
“One thing. I wanted one thing today.”
@@KingOfHearts9999 what about defeating Cell?
Goku and Cell’s bromance is hilarious XD
Gohan: It's french dad, specifically, "My household", but it's really awkwardly--
Piccolo and all four cells: NERD!!!!
Sam McGuire w-what?
Sam McGuire NO WAY DID YOU ALSO WATCH THE VIDEO!?
Sam McGuire it's the piccolo in cell talking lol
NNNNEEEEERRRRRDDDDD
I literally pulled over on the side of the road to an abandoned building to watch this episode, while laughing manically to myself 😂😂😂
Gyst dude lmfao nice
Gyst I literally watched this in the middle of math class during a test and laughed my ass off as well
I was on the run from the cops but I stopped and started watching this with them and we all laughed together
YOU MANIAC! YOU KILLED THEM ALL....! GOD, DAMN YOU!
Gyst SAME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goku could’ve said “Looks like one to the power of four is just one” and it would’ve made sense but to do that he’d have to understand exponents and Goku barely can do basic arithmetic.
NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD
@@ogrecknerryzaog7125 perfect 🤣
And this is why Chi-Chi is so insistent on Gohan getting an education.
Love how Cell change the name of Piccolo technique
Tien: How many Goku's have you beaten?
Yaumcha: One.
...And then Vegeta broke his spine.
Thomas Weeden How many saibamen's did yamcha beaten ?
And just like that . . .
@jenniferthomas28: Does not count, was not in a tournament^^
But seriously: Even though it was a teameffort: They beat Vegeta. So while he *would* have won, he did not. And would have is not enough for him.
also 1, which is supposed to have the same power level as raditz. Aka at that point Yamcha was stronger than Goku+Piccolo were a few episodes earlier
It’s kind of sweet in a weird way that apparently Goku, upon being informed that he didn’t come up with the Kamehameha, assumed that Yamcha did.
Apart from Roshi, Yamcha was the first person goku watched use it
NERRRRRD. Four star has made a truly special series lmao all these inside jokes from years ago brought back at perfect times
"perfect" I see what you did there
I love that they call goku a hillbilly. It just fits his outside pov 😂
Goku: "Did i learn the kaioken on my own?"
King Kai: "My f**ing name is in it." xD
What's hilarious is that i didn't even realize it before he said it. lol
4:58 MY GOD, THIS ORANGE HILLBILLY BEATS HIS WIFE
Goku: It realy wasn't much of a fight
Goku is an Orange Hillbilly, that is true tho
Had the whole room rolling 🤣
Chichi: you know, when you put it that way...
**I N T E N S E B O O I N G**
😂😂
"One hit and she just went down" which is funny, because it's actually true. She is a fighter.
I love that piccolo never remember the name of his own signature attack
But Cell did!
MakankosaCannon
"He is doing the thing"
"He could be using Goku's thing!"
*"MAKAKANSOPPO!"*
*_SPECIAL BEAM CANNON_*
Beacuse his signature move is the clothing beam
I love how cell just genuinely cares about yamcha. He’s nice to all the z-fighters but he’s especially kind to yamcha, treating him like a younger brother he wants to protect 😂
piccolo: oh come on, goku it's the makas-
Nail+kami: Makankosappo
piccolo: that one
goku: what?
Cell: makankosaCANNON
Has to always fuck up at the last part.
It took me way too long to understand that.
I always thought half were calling it makankosappo and the other half calling it special beam cannon at the same time
You had one job, 4th Perfect Cell! ONE job!
Goddamn, after years of seeing this you just made me realize that was kami and nail. Whole time I thought it was Cell and his clones correcting him.
You know, I never actually thought about it until now but that bit about Goku and Chichi's whole marriage is pretty spot on... whether this is good or bad is beyond me
Fromaster24 Well, to play Dabura's advocate...
1. It was only once (except for the time Goku forgot his own strength and put Chi-Chi through a wall)
2. It was a martial arts tournament
3. This happened before they were married (and before Goku even remembered her name)
4. (And this is a big one) HE DIDN'T EVEN HIT HER! The force of the wind created by his Punch sent Chi-Chi flying*.
* anime confirmed/ manga pending
Patrick Chaney
He threw a punch in the Manga and knocked her out with the force of the air pressure as well.
Fromaster24 Goku didn't even touch her, it was a fight, and he got her a ring out by just wind.
I mean she did spar with him and she is one of the most powerful women on the planet. She also attacked him because he didn't come back to marry her after he promised. Self defense.
Shashank7170 I was talking more about how he got her pregnant and just left her to raise their son
Tien: The fact that you have any hope in your life is your most admirable quality
Yamcha: Uh thanks man
Cell: Yamcha for the love of God dont thank him 🤣🤣🤣
Why’d Cell say that I don’t get it lol
@@NoodlesWithLipstick it's not compliment to say all you have left is hope.
Trinell Jones 😂😂🤣👌🏻💯🔥💯👌🏻😂😂🤣😂🤣👌🏻💯🔥👌🏻🤣🤣😂😂👌🏻🔥👌🏻🤣👌🏻💯🔥🔥🔥 😂😂🤣👌🏻💯🔥💯👌🏻😂😂🤣😂🤣👌🏻💯🔥👌🏻🤣🤣😂😂👌🏻🔥👌🏻🤣👌🏻💯🔥🔥🔥
@@chriskeddie4226 hay hope can drive a man to the edge of infinity and back
@@NoodlesWithLipstick
Almost immediately after Cell achieved his semi-perfect form, Tien showed up and spammed his Kikoho attack, which while no where near enough to defeat Cell, it did hurt like hell, and shoved him quite far underground. This bought time to allow Android's 16 and 18 to run away and hide. This created a mini rivalry between them where Cell clearly hates him as shown here, and wants his revenge. (When Goku later stops fighting and says there's another fighter, one of Cell's lines is "Oh is it Tienshinhan, PLEASE tell me It's Tienshinhan!" with large emphasis on the please.) Meanwhile Tien loves to make references to that moment such as when they first showed up at the arena and he said "Kikohow ya doing?" So Cell's full sentence would probably be more like: "Yamcha, for the love of God, I hate that Triclops, don't thank him!"
Cell has single handedly one my heart as my favourite abridged villain.
Goku:"oh, hey king Kai. Quick question did I learn the kaioken on my Own"
King Kai: "My name is fucking in it"
Perfect
Own*
My fucking name is in it*
Goku: well I'm pretty sure I learn instant transmission myself, right?
Yadratian: You piece of shit!
Like Cell.
O
Tbh they have to thank kingnkai for a lot of those techniques finishing villians off
Goku has one unique move he made, and it involves something he is VERY good at
Sinking his teeth into a person
Pwnedgamer94 he bit whis
And Buu.... And Freeza. Anyone else?
Proxaniss King Piccolo.
Whis and beerus
His super saiyan technique, Dragon Fist, KamehamehaBoost(at his damn feet) and ExplosivePush/Explosivewave or whatever he did against Jeice and Burter to push them off
8:24 the fact that this dialogue exchange exists makes me so upset that they thought the quality dropped around the end here this is fucking hilarious
"How many Gokus did you beat?"
I can't believe how glossed over that line is. There's like no ice that can prevent that burn from ripping your skin off your bone.
Didn't Vegeta technically beat Goku on Earth? I mean he still lost but he did kick Goku's ass one on one and only had to retreat after Gohan landed on him in Great Ape Form. Not to mention he also tanked Goku's spirit bomb before that. And even after that he still had enough strength to crawl to his spacepod where as Goku couldn't even move.
DarkAssassinTF I think you are technically correct, but in terms of a legit one-on-one fight without any interferences or sudden power-ups like creating a moon so you could turn into a giant ape, at this point where the line was spoken Tien was able say that he defeated Goku and Vegeta did not.
Yeah, Vegeta kicked Goku's ass in their first fight. So it isn't a burn.
monksters1 Read my above reply; while I do agree that you're technically right, just because you kick someone's ass, that doesn't necessarily mean you won the fight. Remember, Vegeta was interrupted by three other people and really unable to technically defeat Goku, as well as using a moon to transform into a giant ape, while with Tien, it was a one-on-one martial arts match where he did manage to defeat Goku fair and square with no outside interruptions or power ups.
+monksters1 shut the fuck up :-P
Appreciation for the "We are number one" song usage. Bravo
6:11
Okay so that was "We are number one". I thought it sounded familiar.
I never noticed it before
"We are perfect cell"
@@blizzard6599 6:03 that is where it starts
*Tien:* How many Gokus have you beaten?
*Vegeta:* None. How many Chiaotzus have you lost?
If he'd actually said that, I'd flip my shit. Holy.
ThunderBeam707 Oh my.
Tien: And how many Saiyans have you lost, mighty prince? Oh, right. All of them.
Jesus, man.
technically vegeta beat goku twice
Cell: "Yamcha FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, do not thank him!"😂😂😂
Goku: “Oh hey king Kai, quick question, did I learn the kaioken on my own?”
King Kai: “My f****** name is in it.”
Cell: Ka-meh
Goku: “That’s Yamcha’s move!”
Well he was the first super saiyan
@@backstabboi4559 mm..
@@niyebread3033 not if you count bardock
@@backstabboi4559 i definitely do. Idk how others feel about it, but The whole ssj legend came after bsrdock killed chilled. I always thought that was a cool story
Dragon fist?