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  • @StarboundHFY
    @StarboundHFY  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Which part of a Human body do you think Aliens would find the most bizarre?

    • @AnimoInc7461
      @AnimoInc7461 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      The tongue probably, it's just a slap of muscle that flails around in the mouth that can make noises sound different.

    • @wesleyward5901
      @wesleyward5901 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The appendix, tailbone and wisdom teeth. They're evolutionary leftovers that do nothing to help us and more often hinder us.

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      If stories of abductions are anything to go by, they seem really fascinated with the digestive process, particularly the latter stages

    • @jasonbull6560
      @jasonbull6560 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Skin and teeth,
      Well skin because we have no insulation and it's pathetic for protection!
      Teeth...Well what terrible design, started Well and then said get rid of the good stuff.

    • @mikk.t.7824
      @mikk.t.7824 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The "rooster"

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    The aliens laughed, but they all fell silent when the human picked up a rock. The survivors knew now that the human hand and wrist is the most terrifying weapon.

    • @WoodsiaNS
      @WoodsiaNS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      LOL

    • @A-MAX.B
      @A-MAX.B 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      which one was this one

    • @dimsumyum22
      @dimsumyum22 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@A-MAX.BThe almighty trigger finger!

    • @mikoto7693
      @mikoto7693 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh yes. I’ve thought before that the human hand and the human brain are the most dangerously.

    • @whitehawk4099
      @whitehawk4099 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "I cast bash with rock"

  • @GrigoriZhukov
    @GrigoriZhukov 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Clearly, these three did zero reading on even our anatomy.

  • @Rebelrocker69
    @Rebelrocker69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    I can see a new industry being formed as we export octopus/squid compatible pew pews to our new friends and they can be able to defend themselves. 2nd Amendment for the win.

    • @tureytayno3154
      @tureytayno3154 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Not to mention portable harpoons, Rebelrocker.

    • @Nyx22202
      @Nyx22202 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Cause I’m proud to be an American where we can give cephalopods a firearm!

    • @GleanBeato
      @GleanBeato 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​❤@@tureytayno3154

    • @oscardalmatiner8724
      @oscardalmatiner8724 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​​@@Nyx22202 because god loves America
      🔫🤠🇺🇲

  • @mandolinic
    @mandolinic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    The basic premise of this story is really interesting and unusual (intelligent aquatic creatures developing space travel). Add to that a nicely written story with engaging characters, read by a very talented reader. Definitely looking forward to part 2.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Don't judge a monkeys ability to swim or a fish ability to climb a tree.

  • @finnmcool2
    @finnmcool2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    Who knew that flirting cephalopods would be so adorable.

    • @OfficerHotpants
      @OfficerHotpants 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indeed. I actually smiled at the end.

    • @Aerolyte
      @Aerolyte 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is a story by a author called Snekguy, it’s called Brokering Trust it is about human meeting a squid/cephalopod girl where they try to find out if the thing the squid people created was a true AI. Romance and squid snu snu ensues in The story, it’s free on Snekguy’s website if you fancy a read

    • @taitano12
      @taitano12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Those of us that have seen it in person. That's who . 😊

    •  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      they are the cutest shit you will ever see, if i must say, octopus are one of the most interesting and complex creatures when it comes to emotion displays

  • @cinnamonsugarcourtney6073
    @cinnamonsugarcourtney6073 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    hey, human free divers can hold their breaths for more than 10 minutes. Also, the record for free diving is 830 ft (252.98 m) that's like 25 atm! 368.32 psi!

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The world record for underwater breath holding is actually insane 😮 like how did their brain not die from lack of oxygen

    • @Zippercdrr
      @Zippercdrr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Listen, Guybrush Threepwood can hold his breath for 10 minuets

    • @lorenzolicceneves4465
      @lorenzolicceneves4465 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ele fazem um período de adaptação com o2 concentrado ​@@LibraritheWizardOfficial

    • @mikemoscato2995
      @mikemoscato2995 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@LibraritheWizardOfficial mot impossible. My father who recently passed away 3 years prior hD a cardiac arrest for almost 20 minutes 😮said he lost 5 years of memory and never the same physically. But still lived with half functional heart and onset dementia for 3 a d a hLf years more😢

    • @StrangeUncle01
      @StrangeUncle01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@LibraritheWizardOfficial Hyper-oxygenation through a combination of deep breathing and supplementary oxygen and training to operate while suffering hypoxic hypoxia. Very similar how high-altitude mountain-rescue crews manage to survive above ten-thousand feet without pressurized vehicles and structures.

  • @OffGridHacks
    @OffGridHacks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I might be falling in love with this narrator. Beautiful face, beautiful voice!!

  • @yourdemiseishere
    @yourdemiseishere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Genuinely the first aliens ive seen besides nature of predators and some other niche stories that made sense biologically.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Until you think about learning to control simple forms of energy. IE, fire.

    • @yourdemiseishere
      @yourdemiseishere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sujad That's just it, you have to think they didnt start with fire because they are water based.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@yourdemiseishere What did they substitute for fire then?

    • @yourdemiseishere
      @yourdemiseishere 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sujad Assumedly crystals or thermals from thermal vents or so. There's plenty of heat and energy under water especially if it's alien, they dont need the exact path we do too because they got to space way faster so clearly it wasn't the same.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yourdemiseishere I don't think you quite grasp the temperatures of a volcanic vent but I can assure you, the aliens didn't seem to have the ability to survive that kind of heat. The water seems to be within the norm for the humans to swim without cooking in their suit.

  • @KeithChastney
    @KeithChastney 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Excellent stuff! Very well done, I really enjoyed it.
    Perhaps a harp might be easier for tentacled creatures to use.

  • @PythonPlusPlus
    @PythonPlusPlus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I am curious how all these sea creatures managed to get ships full of water into space without much ability to create and use tools.

    • @thebig_m4735
      @thebig_m4735 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From what I gathered, they don't need to exist in water, or even air. They wouldn't need any sort of life support. They could just use some hunk of outer wilds garbage.

    • @StrangeUncle01
      @StrangeUncle01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Uplift plus advanced technology. Underwater construction is possible once you have the tools and methodology worked out.

    • @DanaOtken
      @DanaOtken 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@StrangeUncle01 Uplift would do it, but it ought to be possible to exploit less intelligent marine life to get the parts for basic machinery going. If you can get something with sharp claws or beak to snap at something you've got scissors, if you can get something trampled you've got access to a hammer, and so on. And there are naturally occurring heat sources capable of smelting at least a few ores. I'd think genetic engineering would be a more yielding technological path than tool use, but the latter's doable for something smart enough that really wants to control its environment.

    • @StrangeUncle01
      @StrangeUncle01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@DanaOtken I'd lean more towards tool use as things like precision welding can't be done using biological or natural processes in any kind of timely manner. But once you have precision tools, you can build your way up to better and better tools using stuff like a 3d printer.

    • @DanaOtken
      @DanaOtken 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@StrangeUncle01 I agree about the "timely manner", but I think you could get crude welding by exploiting an equivalent to mantis shrimp, and while relying on lucky precision is a lousy way to get the first set of tools which can reproduce themselves without the need for manual dexterity wielding them, you also don't really need to get lucky that many times.

  • @ssnerd583
    @ssnerd583 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    ....very interesting...entertaining....the HUMAN narrator is very good!!!
    Bravo to all!!!

    • @dtz1000
      @dtz1000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She has got a lovely voice.

    • @ssnerd583
      @ssnerd583 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dtz1000......INDEED!!!

  • @grc70
    @grc70 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The Cravals Fucked Around, and Found Out!

    • @tureytayno3154
      @tureytayno3154 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They thought they were going to prey on helpless cephalopods. They also, just like the cephalopods, underestimate the humans.

    • @Xgamerdad
      @Xgamerdad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They tried procreating, and learned something new.

  • @texaswildcat2000
    @texaswildcat2000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Starbound has the best rating of ALL of these channels... best stories most of the time as well.. and NOT read by some text to speech software...

  • @intensehumanbox9662
    @intensehumanbox9662 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Looking forward to a part two for that alien class on humans and earth if at all its in the making and thanks for another great story!

  • @leiaclark8388
    @leiaclark8388 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Excellent. Encountering such an alien race and exploring their point of view is fascinating.

  • @hmzzlks-ku8nd
    @hmzzlks-ku8nd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Finally Early. But id picture earth being a death world for our friends. Especially our shark filled oceans

    • @thoughtcriminal3387
      @thoughtcriminal3387 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Colossal squid eat sharks all the time .

  • @neurofiber2406
    @neurofiber2406 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    You don't build a civilization without opposable thumbs...

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Or at least some kind of manipulatory appendage. These guys apparently used tentacles well enough for that.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or fire.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sujad I'm willing to entertain the notion that an aquatic civilization can develop starflight using an alternate tech progression that doesn't include fire.
      I'm not willing to entertain an idea that a species can develop any kind of advanced tech without some bare minimum method to manipulate their environment to build said tech with.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@noppornwongrassamee8941 Without fire, how did they learn to harness energy? How did they learn to forge materials? Willing to forgo fire is not something you can just hand wave away. That'd be like being able to use steel without knowing about iron. It simply doesn't work.

    • @ImaginationGamer25
      @ImaginationGamer25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Sujad Maybe they used the hydrothermal vents? They're a good source of thermal energy and some plants even use them for photosynthesis. Some have been known to shape and melt metal.

  • @krmusick
    @krmusick 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Not a huge fan of the reversing loop animations, But Larissa is freaking amazing.

  • @paulbooth3953
    @paulbooth3953 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Excellent narrator!

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth
    @AlleluiaElizabeth 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I hope this author writes more in this universe. I really liked this.

  • @StarboundHFY
    @StarboundHFY  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Larissa made her own channel where she'll be narrating HFY stories! Please go and drop her a sub youtube.com/@HFYGirl

  • @drippy42069
    @drippy42069 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'd love to see these specific aliens return. It was adorable how inquisitive they were!

  • @kenlee5509
    @kenlee5509 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great story! Well written and well read.
    About 4 months ago the pulsing imagery was discontinued, bringing it back is a bad idea.

  • @johnwilliamsscuba6487
    @johnwilliamsscuba6487 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a diver I'd love to see more stories like this.

  • @WCDL
    @WCDL 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love the new narrator

  • @WoodsiaNS
    @WoodsiaNS 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    just wait until the bri'ish find out about habitable planets other than earth, gonna have a field day with that

    • @bushtrash2286
      @bushtrash2286 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So would the Spanish, the Mongols, the Romans, and the Americans.

  • @joekalista3615
    @joekalista3615 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This one was great. thank you.

  • @markiemark8589
    @markiemark8589 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    well read and good story thank you very much

  • @ASSASSIN_BUG_77
    @ASSASSIN_BUG_77 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    STALKS 😂😂😂

  • @morningowl2336
    @morningowl2336 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Part 2 please. That was a great story. I like this reader, she is very good.

  • @sarahb5989
    @sarahb5989 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is actually really cute.

  • @Kshthymyla
    @Kshthymyla 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How did they develop interstellar travel without developing fire, and thereby metallurgy?

  • @ericcooley9407
    @ericcooley9407 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I find it funny the thumbnail is an alien... with thumbs!

  • @Letgo13inG
    @Letgo13inG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alien: “Human, with all the creatures with deadly venom, razor sharp claws, and massive fangs, how did you all become the dominant species of this planet with no such advantages?”
    Human: “That’s easy. We used pointy sticks… and patience.”
    Alien: “You became the apex predator by poking your competitors with pointy sticks?”
    Human: “The pointy stick technology got… really advanced…”

  • @RobertWorley
    @RobertWorley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    great story. i like it. something new.

  • @handytoolboy
    @handytoolboy หลายเดือนก่อน

    Predator Defense Sacrifice, I finally get why his rank and title was translated that way 😂

  • @JMM33RanMA
    @JMM33RanMA 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another great story, novel and engaging, in contrast to the many overused tropes and outright plagiarization on other sites.👍🏅🏅🏅🖖

  • @tc-tm1my
    @tc-tm1my 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Human fingers are the most dangerous thing in creation

  • @treyriver5676
    @treyriver5676 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    How does one create metallurgy under water ?

    • @sunshinecarnivores1919
      @sunshinecarnivores1919 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thermal vents maybe?

    • @oiltoast3723
      @oiltoast3723 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sunshinecarnivores1919They only get to about 300 degrees Celsius. So it's not hot enough.

  • @davidkelley1812
    @davidkelley1812 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love thw human voices and rhe videos

  • @c7iC
    @c7iC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    her voice is making me act up
    ps this video now has 1.2k likes where is part two

  • @mrvampire7577
    @mrvampire7577 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ai art thumbnail alien has a thumb…

    • @HandOfThemis
      @HandOfThemis 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The original Thumbnail had aliens laughing about humans having fingers, which uh....

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hmm , on one hand its never getting old with the culture crash of ''what , boarding and counter boarding always been effective why have weapons for other things'' , just like with high tech facing of low tech buuuuuuuut..
    the 'realism' of it can be questioned as sure , diverging ideas depending on biology etc but still there is a point where ability to hypothesi or flat out need such as lees then 5% survival chance if boarded should inspire something XD

  • @ashardalondragnipurake
    @ashardalondragnipurake 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    weird they could translate trigger

    • @TechnicalTactician
      @TechnicalTactician 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Probably because it is synonymous with activate.

  • @The_Turkey_Master
    @The_Turkey_Master 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh shit they can open doors!

  • @alexzanderblough6264
    @alexzanderblough6264 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I haven't listened to video. Im going off the cover picture. But that ailen had a thumb.... why is that different?

    • @andypants1062
      @andypants1062 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Generic AI image that has almost nothing to do with the story.

  • @alejotassile6441
    @alejotassile6441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Can a guitar sound underwater?

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No but the vibrations might be felt. The movements of everyone else around it though would work. When they were recording early instruments (late 1800s), in order to be recorded they had to change the kind of wires used in pianos so the devices could pick them up. In a medium like water, assuming the same viscosity and/or pressure depth as in the xenos ship, the guitar would have needed to be rebuilt to work at all.

  • @WilliamSmith-zk4tj
    @WilliamSmith-zk4tj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Opposing thumb

  • @mikeblethan
    @mikeblethan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    a womans voice for this story was a much better fit than a guy ive subbed now and look foward to more storys like this

  • @tc-tm1my
    @tc-tm1my 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Are they space ships filled with water?

  • @SlicerJen
    @SlicerJen 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Um...your ...uh....thumbnail pic has an alien with thumbs. All thumbs in this video, it seems.

  • @SavageGinger78
    @SavageGinger78 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ❤❤❤💗💓💖

  • @happymonkey420
    @happymonkey420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼‍♂️ 😶‍🌫️
    ✌🏻🐵✌🏻

  • @Amoth_oth_ras_shash
    @Amoth_oth_ras_shash 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hmm , suppose a water filled hull do give the advantage of capability to move about regardless of gravity , on the other hand ....should environmental controls fail i take slowly used up air over freezing solid water anyday ;) at least air wont turn into a solid that encases or crushes machines and seal everyone in a giant tomb if there is a power lose or the insulation of the hull proves inferior to the current void environment , honestly hade i been an octo i think in space i'd rather gone with ''reverse wet suits'' and kept a moist air atmosphere for space infrastructure with only water filled cabins to negate the risk of large freezing destroying machinery or trapping crew delaying critical repairs or evac to become to late

  • @matthewmuir6350
    @matthewmuir6350 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No offense, but after that one guy stopped narrating it seems to have gone downhill. To be fair, I am a bit pickier due to listening to a lot of creepy pastas and such things.

  • @bigtonk9633
    @bigtonk9633 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really wanted like this but this story teller doesn't carry any energy

  • @DawnAdams-d5i
    @DawnAdams-d5i 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    garbage