Actually Puting equal amounts of ammo in each of my fortnite guns is the only way I'm able to cope with my fear of commitment and change. My gf wants to move in together and she lives in the city and in has a dog and she wants me to stop being such a lame square and not care about the house being a mess or people seeing her dancing on top of my Buick at the train station by the end of the movie. She said "Ted why are you so afraid to live? And I ran away crying and yelling "51 bullets in each, every good boy can sleep" and I ran into my house and my mom said " Teddy I thought this was your big date with Cheriyse?" But I just flew by her and yelled " All good boys can sleep!" While I ran to the basement, crying and hysterical like a school girl." Later after I had successfully played 51 rounds with 51 bullets in 5 guns in Fortnite my mom came down and saw me weeping into my pillow and my toys and model guns were all thrown on the floor. And she asked me what happened and I told her nothing Cheryise and me broke up I can do so much better than that annoying bitch. And my mom asked me why I was screaming those words when I came in. And she said " Those were the words of the poem your Daddy used to read to you when u was just a wee boy" and then she said " come to think of it now it was only after my Daddy left us to go get cigarettes and whole Milk and never came back that I started being a "gamer" and I looked up and said 51 cents, Daddy wanted me to give him the 51 cents he left on the table the other night so he wouldn't have to use the atmosphere and pay the fee. But I wanted to buy V bucks to get a new SMG Monster energy wrap and I needed it to have enough. So I lied and told him I think grandma took it to Bingo. That's the reason Daddy left us because he hated having a greedy handrubbing gavoik as a son like me. THEN I cried and said " I'm sorry momma, it's cuz if me Daddy left us cuz I'm such a weak little fancy boy Dev.. Then my momma smacked me like a bitch, and said, Theodore Heathcliff Bashonio. I raised yee since u was a wee boy. And she made me realize that my Daddy ain't shit, cuz I had my fat nurses aid momma, and she was better at being a momma a daddy and working 3 jobs just to buy me the $600 per month V bucks that I always complain about since Willy Jaskells parents buy him 1k Vbucks a month. And then she told me that Cherisye was so much better than me in every way, Even she was more of a man than me and that I need to beg Cherisye to pity me and let me be her Simp boyfriend and do anything she orders me too so I can actually not be a dumb baby man like my milk drinking chain smoking loser father who my momma always knew was a worthless trash man head and who my momma only married because she needed a ride to college every day. And so I ran out of the basement like a spazz in my fortnite jammies and screaming like a spazz about fuk willy Jenkels, and in the credits scene my momma was playing fortnite and she had completely dominated all facets of the game And my 2 lame jewish friends said they like her better and im out of the friend group. But Cherisye then reminded me that my life is about serving her now and that I don't even desire male camradere anymore bevuz I have a girl who thinks im cool so my life is now the best than ever and then the movie ends with Cherisye and me jumping out of a plane parachuting while I scream like a woman
9:05 bro had same number of ammo on every gun
Yeah cause they were all snipers and using sniper ammo
Actually Puting equal amounts of ammo in each of my fortnite guns is the only way I'm able to cope with my fear of commitment and change. My gf wants to move in together and she lives in the city and in has a dog and she wants me to stop being such a lame square and not care about the house being a mess or people seeing her dancing on top of my Buick at the train station by the end of the movie. She said "Ted why are you so afraid to live? And I ran away crying and yelling "51 bullets in each, every good boy can sleep" and I ran into my house and my mom said " Teddy I thought this was your big date with Cheriyse?" But I just flew by her and yelled " All good boys can sleep!" While I ran to the basement, crying and hysterical like a school girl." Later after I had successfully played 51 rounds with 51 bullets in 5 guns in Fortnite my mom came down and saw me weeping into my pillow and my toys and model guns were all thrown on the floor. And she asked me what happened and I told her nothing Cheryise and me broke up I can do so much better than that annoying bitch. And my mom asked me why I was screaming those words when I came in. And she said " Those were the words of the poem your Daddy used to read to you when u was just a wee boy" and then she said " come to think of it now it was only after my Daddy left us to go get cigarettes and whole Milk and never came back that I started being a "gamer" and I looked up and said 51 cents, Daddy wanted me to give him the 51 cents he left on the table the other night so he wouldn't have to use the atmosphere and pay the fee. But I wanted to buy V bucks to get a new SMG Monster energy wrap and I needed it to have enough. So I lied and told him I think grandma took it to Bingo. That's the reason Daddy left us because he hated having a greedy handrubbing gavoik as a son like me. THEN I cried and said " I'm sorry momma, it's cuz if me Daddy left us cuz I'm such a weak little fancy boy Dev.. Then my momma smacked me like a bitch, and said, Theodore Heathcliff Bashonio. I raised yee since u was a wee boy. And she made me realize that my Daddy ain't shit, cuz I had my fat nurses aid momma, and she was better at being a momma a daddy and working 3 jobs just to buy me the $600 per month V bucks that I always complain about since Willy Jaskells parents buy him 1k Vbucks a month. And then she told me that Cherisye was so much better than me in every way, Even she was more of a man than me and that I need to beg Cherisye to pity me and let me be her Simp boyfriend and do anything she orders me too so I can actually not be a dumb baby man like my milk drinking chain smoking loser father who my momma always knew was a worthless trash man head and who my momma only married because she needed a ride to college every day. And so I ran out of the basement like a spazz in my fortnite jammies and screaming like a spazz about fuk willy Jenkels, and in the credits scene my momma was playing fortnite and she had completely dominated all facets of the game And my 2 lame jewish friends said they like her better and im out of the friend group. But Cherisye then reminded me that my life is about serving her now and that I don't even desire male camradere anymore bevuz I have a girl who thinks im cool so my life is now the best than ever and then the movie ends with Cherisye and me jumping out of a plane parachuting while I scream like a woman
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