Part of the reason I keep coming back to watch Skate 3 videos isn't just that the glitches exist; it's that the game allows for cinematic replay, and that is where HelixSnake really shines. Most of these exact setups and glitches I've seen on this channel before, but when a ghost-man comes sliding by a stationary camera shot fused into a barrel at the feet, it just makes my day brighter.
No he did not he just exploded because there is ground underneath the ground so if you do that glitch you shoot up in the air and explode but its hard to pull off
professor: you are our best agent, and we need you for another mission agent: okay professor, show me my new gadgets professor: we have a special gadget for you. It is called the glitch matrix, and it can warp space time and distort physical objects agent: awesome, let me have it for the mission professor: be very careful not to lose it **agent guy drops glitch matrix and forgets about it** **skater guy picks up glitch matrix** skater guy: cool, check out this neat rock skater guy: woah I feel weird **glitch matrix activates** **chaos ensues** **insert helixsnake footage**
hi man i adore your videos and i have a suggestion could you commentate over the glitches i think i liked the i to dad video more because of the commentary
YES! PHYSICS! YES!! You fucking magician! First i learned my first glitches from you, then the majority of the time in later videos I either thougt "Nice, i found this one, too!" or "thats amazing i wanna try" BUT NOW, now i am like "holy shit dude, this is out of my League" At least i am no longer in mortal danger from laughing because some of the humor got converted into mystification ^^ Now if you'd excuse me i am going to rename my Skate 3 group from "glitch masters" to "advanced glitch scrubs" Please keep honing your "skating" skills, for you shall be the god of this world!
You know, I'm almost imagining other players seeing these glitches in their games and just being like, "wtf is up with this guy, he's going off the walls and I have no f'in idea how...". I say imagining because I'm not sure if the glitches are doable with the online, and for all I know the other skateboarders are NPCs. Still great vids to watch :)
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Skate 3, you thought skateboarding was dangerous, try walking around.
1:09 Watch me swooce right in! Swooce!
+HelixSnake thank you helixsnake
+The Hug Box I feel Helix is ready for the olympic games in Rio, he will just glitch through to get the gold medal
Part of the reason I keep coming back to watch Skate 3 videos isn't just that the glitches exist; it's that the game allows for cinematic replay, and that is where HelixSnake really shines. Most of these exact setups and glitches I've seen on this channel before, but when a ghost-man comes sliding by a stationary camera shot fused into a barrel at the feet, it just makes my day brighter.
It's funny because skate 3 uses a physics engine for a wrestling game.
television and cheese God of War one and two use an engine originally designed for a racing game called Kinetica
television and cheese just thought you might find it interesting (and that engine was only used in those three games)
The more you know...
0:19 "Right, I know how this song and dance goes... I'll just break all my bones right now to get it overwith."
4:46 is legit my favorite for how simple and dumb it is.
If you close your eyes it sounds a lot like an interpretive drum routine.
2:49 that beat tho
6:21 T-Mobile has nationwide coverage!
par! lol
I cry laughing at every one of these. thank you so much for making them.
10:42 i'm more fast than a falling trash can
Filipe Nunes GOTTA GO FAST!
9:03 I had to pause the video twice because I couldn't breathe from laughing so much
The thumbs up makes it 10 times better
6:39 OWWWH IT MUST BE PAINFUL
1:57 nice drum beat...
7:27 And for my next magic trick...
How it feels to chew 5 Gum
7:40
Stimulate your senses
5 gun needs to make this their new ad campaign.
I love the sound the one at 6:18 makes, it's like it's a steam machine charging up for its ultimate attack :P
Caelus5 chug a chug a chug a chug a BOOM
3:58 "TWAT! That was liquid football!" -Alan Partridge
The running on the bin clip.
Fantastic.
+Filthma Just add Sonic the Hedgehog "Green Hill Zone" Music and you're good to go!
Sleepy Owl
Yeppers!
3:27 No no wait time out, time out.. I have a tummy ache..
6:03 houston we got lift off :3
Player: gets on board
*Gets flung halfway across the map*
7:28 it sounded like he fell through the ground and into a sewer
*boing!*
*SPLOSH*
... "EEEEWW GETITOFFFGETITOFF!" *leaps into the air*
Caelus5 GET IT TF OFF ME- AAAAAHHHHH WTF
No he did not he just exploded because there is ground underneath the ground so if you do that glitch you shoot up in the air and explode but its hard to pull off
It's called a joke
OMFG. 10:52 had me in tears
4:58
* *Sonic jumping sound* *
I want to see an entire feature-length movie filmed in the way you do these clips
professor: you are our best agent, and we need you for another mission
agent: okay professor, show me my new gadgets
professor: we have a special gadget for you. It is called the glitch matrix, and it can warp space time and distort physical objects
agent: awesome, let me have it for the mission
professor: be very careful not to lose it
**agent guy drops glitch matrix and forgets about it**
**skater guy picks up glitch matrix**
skater guy: cool, check out this neat rock
skater guy: woah I feel weird
**glitch matrix activates**
**chaos ensues**
**insert helixsnake footage**
Alternative title: 13 solid minutes of weapons-grade gif fuel.
4:20 That spooked me out
10:55
Can’t stop laughing XD
Because of The sound it makes
“THOOKS”
Those camera angles are getting better. Excellent breaking, like always.
I need to start playing this again. This game never gets old and I cry from laughing almost every time I play it :,D good times.
CrypticssTV I feel the same way : )
1:54 paranormal activity. he has been riddled with demons
ikr
1:10 "watch me Swooce right in" xD
it's the IT clown, he left the sewer, either that or it's Narnia
*OH MY GOD STOP WITH THE IT THING JESUS EVERYWERE I GO PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT*
3:32 AiM fOr ThE bUsHeS
omg I love how this game is so broken yet still playable and not buggy when you just play it normally XD
Skate 3 is a work of art.
BroudbrunMusicMerge exactly
Skate 3 is a glitch whenever you want it to be
***** the snake has spoken, love your work m8
LMAO I died at 8:13
5:24 is like DUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEEE
7:31; all benches turn red and left bench looks like it's floating. 7:37; everything hates shadows because nothing likes physics in skate 3
Am I the only one who thinks that layering some of these sound effects over each other would make for a fun song?
AKAArzosah nope
AKAArzosah yes!
0:02 is so nice and cool i like the fail and the video
this is one of my favorite videos
thanks for making another one
And this time. He's in the mood.
Oh god, I am in pain from laughing. These have all been good, but this one's the best. The absolute best. :)
12:16 your a wizard harry lool
8:53
OK that shit's scary
Jeffrey Stanley YES, YES VERY MUCH!
0:00 Queen - We Will Rock You
2:05 I think Hell's changed its mind.
5:21
you can hear the shopping cart break his neck
1:09 Watch me swoose right in!
9:07 LOL I love this
9:03 come one come all for an amazing act
9:10 my little hamster lol
hi man i adore your videos and i have a suggestion could you commentate over the glitches i think i liked the i to dad video more because of the commentary
9:28 someone needs to make a meme out of this
Helix snake is actually a 4-d creature, and this all looks normal from his perspective.
0:29 - 0:43 is the best thing.
I have no memory of writing this
keep it up helix me and my friends are dying of suffocation from laughter
The camera work is amazing
2:58 did you just wheelie a shopping cart
Professional boarders use shopping carts
You can't say Skate 3 without mentioning HelixSnake.
Love your vids, keep up the good work!
Skate 3
HelixSnake
See?
3:10
To be continued
You are a true poet of our times.
I came here from a jacksepticeye skate 3 vid and now you have another subscriber! You look pretty cool
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's HelixSnake!
THE GAME THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
0:45 there a good jazz jam
YES! PHYSICS! YES!!
You fucking magician!
First i learned my first glitches from you, then the majority of the time in later videos I either thougt "Nice, i found this one, too!" or "thats amazing i wanna try" BUT NOW, now i am like "holy shit dude, this is out of my League"
At least i am no longer in mortal danger from laughing because some of the humor got converted into mystification ^^
Now if you'd excuse me i am going to rename my Skate 3 group from "glitch masters" to "advanced glitch scrubs"
Please keep honing your "skating" skills, for you shall be the god of this world!
I think I remember watching this like 3 years ago
the paranormal activity
4:25
After all these years, still finding new and innovative ways to completely fuck this game.
9:59 is me when I forgot to turn off the xbox
9:14 doing a trick that only gods can do with no one around to see him doing it. :(
man, i knew i shouldn't have skipped out on physics.
and necromancy.
This is the cure for depression!!
7:43 Im a helicopter!
What a weird ass T Mobile commercial
You know, I'm almost imagining other players seeing these glitches in their games and just being like, "wtf is up with this guy, he's going off the walls and I have no f'in idea how...". I say imagining because I'm not sure if the glitches are doable with the online, and for all I know the other skateboarders are NPCs.
Still great vids to watch :)
0:28 parkour moves
You should do more of these
QC Daffy QC oh he will
5:40 The reason for lesson 5!
what a time to be alive
Never fails to amaze me
10:00
I had the weirdest fucking laugh I think I've ever had.
7:51 Chun-Li got nothing on HelixSnake
SPPINNING BEERRD KIIICK
@HelixSnake how do you do the t mobile Manny pad glitch that you did near the chan center
IT RETURNS!
This video is rich and flavorful
8:50 the worst horror movie ever
5:09, this made me dizzy...how the hell did you get the camera to do that
I really want to cosplay Helix Snake's character.
4:11 How did he get the Hall of Meat at normal speed? I thought that wasn't possible without modding, nor was it a thing on the internet.
cineman2000 since he was in the replay editor it played it at normal speed
You should make a song using all of the sounds from all of your skate videos.
Wowzzers! I just made a mess in my trousers!
At 1:19 "watch me swooce right in
... you got a gift snake...
Best cure from sad
human throwing with a human!
Sonic 06's successor.
9:03 Gave me the rest xD