The Bonfire - Hey Tex

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  • @MichaelZoidberg
    @MichaelZoidberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I love how Brendan repeats his "quips" 2 or more times. It's the same thing I do when my girlfriend doesn't laugh at my joke the first time

    • @theleastbannedman
      @theleastbannedman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i guess we’re all professional comedians if Schaub is one

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theleastbannedman There have been warcrimes committed that are funnier than that dunces comedy specials.

    • @ryanhartman5744
      @ryanhartman5744 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't mind him as a fan I prefer him as a clueless fan

    • @Conda17
      @Conda17 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Girlfriend”……

  • @mikewhipkey6863
    @mikewhipkey6863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Brendan is a Comedy sponge he just absorbs all of the humor and makes things that should be hilarious just mildly amusing

  • @rodney7793
    @rodney7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Surprised no one has said he looks like 1998 Jim Ross

    • @masediggity
      @masediggity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Looks nothing like Dusty, but absolutely looks exactly like Good Ole JR

    • @Ebessan
      @Ebessan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He reads to me as Star Wars Kid dressing as Jim Ross. The Good ‘Ol JR Drip 💦

    • @Rhlgull1331
      @Rhlgull1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I only clicked because I thought it was Jim Ross boom boom

    • @skallagrimm6226
      @skallagrimm6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@masediggity Literally the thumbnail was the reason i clicked on this

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BAH GAWD, HE HAS BROKEN THAT KITCHEN STOOL IN HALF!!!!

  • @Jarxia
    @Jarxia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I never knew we had the displeasure of having Slob on the Bonfire. Great guy, never met him

    • @jb1996BLOP
      @jb1996BLOP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Should have know there were cats in here

    • @DastardlyBrute1
      @DastardlyBrute1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real, was psyched until I heard MushMouth Slob B

    • @dgwdgw3693
      @dgwdgw3693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s so cool and fun to make fun of him because every else does too right?!!

    • @BonghitTransplants
      @BonghitTransplants 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's not gonna fuck you​@@dgwdgw3693

    • @Wnick56
      @Wnick56 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dgwdgw3693they even have a cool name for their group! They’re one step away from building shrines of him. It’s kinda sad,really

  • @Chomper165
    @Chomper165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    When Schaub is with comics it's like when a fan is in studio, he is lost around actually funny people.

    • @BeeHash
      @BeeHash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naw give him more credit than that. He can chop it up with the best of him. Hell he just spent years literally doing it.

    • @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092
      @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@BeeHash Nah.

    • @jon1039
      @jon1039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BeeHash jay(b brother) nah…

    • @untouch42
      @untouch42 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can punch up well. By himself he's useless.

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Each brandon just kills most jokes to death

  • @cyberspace667
    @cyberspace667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    So nice of the boys to make this CTE football players Make A Wish dream of riffing in the big leagues come true

  • @GeidiPrimeTime
    @GeidiPrimeTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    🎶1 of these things is not like the ooothers"🎶

  • @fancyrat86
    @fancyrat86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is is just what I need for my commute home after a crummy day!

  • @E.Humperdinck
    @E.Humperdinck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm on a binge of these Bonfire Videos. They're hilarious. Thanks for making them.

    • @whateveritwasitis
      @whateveritwasitis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      check out the corey feldmens', they are HILIRIOUS and theres hours and hours of material.

  • @Mostly.Peaceful
    @Mostly.Peaceful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Schaub’s the Flavor Flav of podcasts
    All hype…zero bars

    • @MelloraFraggle
      @MelloraFraggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please change your name to greta fatberg no offense to you it just suits your profile picture

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    8:37 brendum jumping on a joke with nothing to add...classic shlub.

  • @tcf5361
    @tcf5361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Listening to Brandon talk about spectrum people is... muah

  • @xdeejayjones
    @xdeejayjones ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “He’s probably propping himself up on the counter” underrated throw away

  • @jamesmelton8993
    @jamesmelton8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The end was the best. You’re a legend.

    • @jamesmelton8993
      @jamesmelton8993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amendment…Schaub just saved a few kids from a fatality car crash, so I recognize how bad ass that is. But still….damn 😂

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesmelton8993 his wife was super cool about it too, dead parent in the front little kids trapped in the back?
      "Dont pull over" - Joanna schlub.

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ck2394 nice of him to mention that.

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesmelton8993 He is still the worst.

  • @McCandlessMike
    @McCandlessMike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    One of their greatest tangents ever. Shout out to Crackle Lee Crackle

  • @quinnkuenzi7837
    @quinnkuenzi7837 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jay's high pitched disguised girl voice always makes me laugh so hard lmao

    • @BeatJunkie-mq1tc
      @BeatJunkie-mq1tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish they'd do more htcap ones, that Jeff Sokul one they did had me nearly dying at work. This one is funny as hell too
      "I wanted to be Chief Wiggum!"

    • @raykobialka6666
      @raykobialka6666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, makes me hard too. I mean laugh hard, laugh hard! Shit!!

  • @KnightforJesus
    @KnightforJesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I GUESS CRACK LEE IS BACK AT IT

    • @cvandy2252
      @cvandy2252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Love to see it, gotta protect this legend from the commies.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, he likes to disappear for a while, then he comes back and gets us a bunch of great stuff to make up for lost time.
      ......oh my god...Crack Lee IS Gary...GARY..IS CRACK LEE!!!!!!

  • @BryceChillis
    @BryceChillis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    schlub is laughing even though he doesnt know who dusty rhodes is

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't stop watching this. It's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lemonparty podcast covered this too shit was fucking hilarious

    • @greg1685
      @greg1685 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@naylik2562 Haven't heard of them but gonna give it a listen asap if they cover this gold

  • @RSauce24
    @RSauce24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If only the guy was wearing one of those airbrushed looking wolf shirts where its like a wolf, the moon, and a wolf head. Life touch style...

    • @prometheuscastles
      @prometheuscastles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh low key. Those shirts go hard today.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Sonic the Hedgehog shirt would be more appropriate.

  • @VynylFantasy
    @VynylFantasy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Brendan, YOU’re on the SPECTRUM!!

    • @Fryed_Bryce
      @Fryed_Bryce 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The pot calls the kettle black

  • @tcorm1057
    @tcorm1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thanks Crack! That was the fix I needed.

  • @ohnofawkitsme4263
    @ohnofawkitsme4263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank god you edited Shaub out

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Seriously Schlob does nothing but parrot what other actual comedians say, he’s the absolute worst, good thing he doesn’t read cawlmnets.

    • @ZMB-on5ub
      @ZMB-on5ub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya turns out you can put any type of meat in the Dan/Jay sandwich and it won't taste like complete shit though.

    • @nolanduarte
      @nolanduarte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know hes a teen toucher too.

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean he's not anywhere as close to as bad as Jimmy Fallon or anything... every now and then he's got some funny content.

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      at 10:39 his joke "I don't like to hug either" was pretty hilarious.

    • @BuffaloBack
      @BuffaloBack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is his defense.. not many can keep up with Jay and dan

  • @ive3336
    @ive3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bro I love how they're like nearly 5 minutes in and the guy hasn't even made it through the door yet XD

  • @AwkwardLoser
    @AwkwardLoser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This guy made me weak, everything about him was a treat the size 50” waist jeans the hat the whole thing.

    • @Chromeize
      @Chromeize 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's just sooo much denim 😬 even the back pockets are like floating in a ocean of denim.

  • @whatchildhood
    @whatchildhood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Brendan schaub is a [redacted]

  • @neebus1209
    @neebus1209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brendan Schaub made this clip unwatchable

  • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
    @lt.finglefubledingler1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn was gunna listen to this until I heard Slobs voice

  • @chimchimchow
    @chimchimchow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ok you got me at the end, nice edit my man

  • @WillyOrca
    @WillyOrca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:08 proves that Schaub is 100% Rogan's fault. He was only ever supposed to be the "guy who was in the UFC that does Podcasts sometimes". He's capable of being funny, but when you package him as a "comedian", you're doing everyone (including him) a giant disservice.

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      West coast comedians are less funnier when people blow smoke up their ass and are given a small inkling.

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He is INCAPABLE of being funny. He’s the worse: he makes bert sound like an actual stand up

  • @nathanmamo3970
    @nathanmamo3970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I know anything about us Campers, it's that we'd all gladly hate-watch a clip with B.S. on it. Having him in the (recorded) company of Soder/BJ level wit is what I live for! This was great.

  • @smg7187
    @smg7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone noticed its Anthony cumia at the beginning! 😂

    • @michaelblaine6494
      @michaelblaine6494 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did a sketch with Chris Hanson at the compound

  • @ladedade23Blunticus
    @ladedade23Blunticus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For a split second the thumb nail looked like Chris Hanson walking Jim Ross in.

  • @D-Fens_1632
    @D-Fens_1632 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've got Boogie Nights on in the background while watching this and just watched Scotty J. That one got me good lol.

  • @bradleyduron8137
    @bradleyduron8137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What the fuck? I was JUST listening to this episode.... I think Lee and I mind-melded at some point

  • @CombatWombat-marsupial
    @CombatWombat-marsupial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Somehow Schab is still better than that squealing “let’s only talk about me” Kreicher

  • @GahMorninJulia
    @GahMorninJulia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks like he shows up to parties with an expensive bottle of BBQ sauce.

  • @thornie123
    @thornie123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally! I was wanting to see them discuss this episode

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh, my!! How sweet is the silence is everytime brendums jokes bomb! Hahahaha

  • @Tim_Tuesday
    @Tim_Tuesday 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you for the serotonin

  • @batknuckles813
    @batknuckles813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Shaub added nothing as usual.

  • @nolanduarte
    @nolanduarte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Schuab is one of these guys, so is callen, so is Bobby lee.

    • @MRmanbearpig1993
      @MRmanbearpig1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a kid diddler? I think Theo is forsure like without a doubt it's all that on his mind ever

  • @LTLMedia
    @LTLMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tex went from The Undertaker to Jim Ross in 2.5 seconds.

  • @lukehale9085
    @lukehale9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is hilarious. Dan and Jay kill. Did Shaub get a genuine laugh from anyone at any point?.....no

    • @bracksampson1
      @bracksampson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rogan popped out Schaub and he will not flush.

    • @jacobkatzenberg1032
      @jacobkatzenberg1032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did ...
      From me

    • @MichaelZoidberg
      @MichaelZoidberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey come one....he is trying his best. The best your least funniest friend could do

    • @Brandonthesnifferofall
      @Brandonthesnifferofall 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      H8 him 😂

    • @3ShotTGK
      @3ShotTGK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's the new Opie

  • @tomsevcik1792
    @tomsevcik1792 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love at the end Ari says yes and shakes his head a bit during it hahaha.

  • @dolemitefuthamucka
    @dolemitefuthamucka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    its insane how out of his league brendon is.

  • @BeerChucker
    @BeerChucker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    John Popper at it again

  • @FiddelCastro
    @FiddelCastro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this channel

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is he wearing the Undertaker's ring entrance attire to what he thinks is a hook-up??

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kinda reminds me of Eugene breaking down to tears on The Walking Dead.

  • @stash.
    @stash. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:00 The stool leather springed like a strained slinky

  • @buckwilliams4570
    @buckwilliams4570 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    looking back, Swab actually killed it as a guest on bonfire.

  • @nicky_bobby92
    @nicky_bobby92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lee your edits are legen…. Wait for it dary

  • @3ShotTGK
    @3ShotTGK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing the comments before listening, and knowing the audio that came out...Schaub beatings are never going to stop anytime soon

  • @Pacebeats
    @Pacebeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the end was great.

  • @OxRockwell
    @OxRockwell 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ending clip was icing on the cake 🤣

  • @JoeLewis14
    @JoeLewis14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Schaub would ask the decoy to, "wag," him to his, "trug."

  • @pl3xify
    @pl3xify ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've never heard Big Jay or Dan ignore someone this much. Like even if a guest is a dud they still try to work with it, not this time.

  • @ohno7718
    @ohno7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so excited to click on this and then I heard brendan schaub...

  • @douggieharrison6913
    @douggieharrison6913 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Guy is built like a walmart greeter" omfg lol that was as good when he said Aaron Carter's mom was built like a jug of hooch

  • @Cloneofaclone
    @Cloneofaclone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want that at the end of ever video ever

  • @garrettjohnson97
    @garrettjohnson97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sad part is Brandon doesn’t get the blues traveler jokes

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Holmes,!

  • @curtischisom9974
    @curtischisom9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Tex how ya doing

  • @ChoppedGlockShogun
    @ChoppedGlockShogun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Laughed so hard when this aired. Classic Bonfire. I might add, however, "Lemon Party's" take down of this guy (Vincent D'ambrosio) is right up there as well.

  • @stash.
    @stash. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brendan&Feldog making fun of other peoples dress senses

  • @100100toxic
    @100100toxic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What's up Lee you got a patreon would love to support you

    • @Jarxia
      @Jarxia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally worth making one

    • @ck2394
      @ck2394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crack Lee is firmly against financial prosperity.

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's personally spoken to Jay and Dan. Any profiting off of The Bonfire would get him into legal trouble with Sirius.

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d sign up. You earned it Lee

  • @grandpacreampie
    @grandpacreampie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He actually looks like the guy Ed Ferrara who did the Jim Ross impersonation in WCW

  • @rickylafleur1446
    @rickylafleur1446 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for putting the end clip in lol

  • @beardomcgee5005
    @beardomcgee5005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Oof.. as soon as I heard Schaub I turned it off. Sorry bud, 🤷. Schaubs an immediate no go, no matter what..

    • @timjespersen3605
      @timjespersen3605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your a good man.

    • @greg1685
      @greg1685 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude genuinely laughed with the boys and made for a killer segment. Hating on Schaub is hack asf

    • @beardomcgee5005
      @beardomcgee5005 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@greg1685 no Schaub is hack as fk.. Just you saying "he killed it" immediately discredits you from any conversation about comedy.. I'd say we're done here..

    • @yhwhiskng
      @yhwhiskng ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly he mostly laughed in this clip, I hate him but this wasn't bad.

    • @Ryan.Schutt
      @Ryan.Schutt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beardomcgee5005you make it sound like he fucked your wife or something

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah rang dang doo.

  • @johnniejackson9794
    @johnniejackson9794 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SCHAUB YOUR OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!

  • @nateclasen
    @nateclasen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who tf said “this guy does a convincing Dusty”????

  • @gjmarkjesse1324
    @gjmarkjesse1324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brenda Schaub is the only human to be born with CTE already.

    • @Monkeymoo1122
      @Monkeymoo1122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is a goddamn good joke. You deserve more love.

  • @michaelboyd683
    @michaelboyd683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How did no one make a Mike bochetti joke

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brendum shlob is not using his drool cup anymore and I think that is great! Never have him back, bonfire!

  • @AZ-kr6ff
    @AZ-kr6ff 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @1:29 it's not "uh-oh", it's "eoops" 😂

  • @aresgodaware0369
    @aresgodaware0369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thats our thing "air hugs" hahaha

  • @MrGMovieReviews
    @MrGMovieReviews 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I went to school with this guy lmfao

  • @lowlowseesee
    @lowlowseesee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don’t know who these two are I found them by accident. Thank you algorithm. They are too good

  • @_Schwartz
    @_Schwartz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Opie.... Brendan

  • @michaelryan1597
    @michaelryan1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He looks like a young Jim Ross

    • @lygerl5195
      @lygerl5195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That man had a family!

  • @ericdillon5512
    @ericdillon5512 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:16 great line by Jay

  • @kingofthefountain3091
    @kingofthefountain3091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn...Ari was sweating worse than big Tex there at the end

  • @severalwhitespaces
    @severalwhitespaces 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Built like a Walmart greeter." First good laugh of the day.

  • @GatorsGunners
    @GatorsGunners 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brendan such a butter-human

  • @baalzebub5000
    @baalzebub5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So you’re a Kirkland man. Lawl

  • @RhythmicReport
    @RhythmicReport 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end of this vid had me deaddd

  • @nathanliebaert9171
    @nathanliebaert9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Schaub is out of his league trying to crack wise next to those two.

    • @TheDamnWinner
      @TheDamnWinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its insane how many levels are truly between them

  • @joshgardner5349
    @joshgardner5349 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Unpopular opinion I though Bubba wasn’t too bad on this

  • @squidknee5490
    @squidknee5490 ปีที่แล้ว

    "you're gonna lose so much weight in jail, bud"

  • @johnniejackson9794
    @johnniejackson9794 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They need to edit out Schaub

  • @superfarful
    @superfarful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Jon Popper when he was walking to the door made me laugh out loud uncontrollably

  • @OGgreezball
    @OGgreezball หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wish there was an invention to mute Schaubs voice in any video he’s in

  • @spareparts1017
    @spareparts1017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make it stop. BS makes every situation worse.

  • @raykobialka6666
    @raykobialka6666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Air hugs"!!😂

  • @abuckeye26
    @abuckeye26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The screen grab looks like Jim Ross 😂

  • @scottderrickson4829
    @scottderrickson4829 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This deserves WAY more than 21k views

  • @Fryed_Bryce
    @Fryed_Bryce 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Built like a walmart greeter is crazy lol poor dude