They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...
Him using a 12 gauge pump action shot gun is hilarious, since she’s using an antique to try to kill Santa/Bender instead of one of his laser/energy guns. I guess it’s better then him using one of his doomsday devices.
I was expecting a 2 parter for the top 2, but not the 2 parter I expected. Bravo on this one I thought it was going to be the "I'm already in my pajamas" clips but the Santa one is way better
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My favorite remains the one from the alternate universe professor who once removed his own brain. "The easy part was taking the brain out... the hard part... was taking the brain OUT! *maniacal laughter*"
Leela: "But what about the animals?" Farnsworth: "... The wha?" L: "The animals!" F: "I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals..."
"The tanker has 6,000 hulls. So, unlike me, it's entirely leakproof. Now, once you haul the tanker past the protesters..." "Protesters?!" "Correct. 6,000 hulls."
"This ship can go 99% the speed of light. Why are you flying 35 mph?"
"Because we're in a hurry!"
The narrator, for the umpteenth time: That's a 'smart' joke, everybody.
“Your mission is to collect honey, ordinary honey!”
“That doesn’t sound so dangerous”
“This is no ordinary honey!!”
Always gets me
What we need is a compilation of Farnsworth contradicting himself
They say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...
Ehh whaaa?
Cleary not mad enough, maybe a bit of werewolf and Satan thrown in and that's going too far
Myy whaa?
@@timv1109How about WereCar and Robot Devil?
"What? No one calls me that!" Has to be my favorite line in the show
Really, hmm.
"Be very quiet we're in the ear"
"Ok professor"
"WHAT?"
Best line!
Fry:”What about ‘what’?”
@@leociresi4292 That's the line from the scene
"why does my foot hurt" got me
"MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF, YOU GOAT!"
*My leg feels funny*
I'm 33 and Farnsworth is already relatable.
I’m 53 and my eyeglass lenses are almost as thick🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@leociresi4292 53 years old?!! Oooh, now you'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn!
I'm also 33 and this comment upset me because it's true...
With my ADHD, Farnsworth was always relatable.
"Don't you remember what I told you?"
"NO!"
3:47 “Professor? Where were you at 10pm last night?!”
“Where am I now?”
"Did everything just jump around, or did my brain just stroke off there for a second?" 🧠
The crazy mad senile scientist, that is Fansworth, never get old
Even if it’s common. It just works
That's why it's a trope.
Still think the 4th "series finale" is darn near perfect.
My favourite running joke of the series. Always gold.
Don't you remember what I told you?
NOOOO!!
There he is again!!
@@ajbrown7807 🤣
The Wife pulls this on me this all the time and I say "if I remembered, why the hell would I be asking!"
Him using a 12 gauge pump action shot gun is hilarious, since she’s using an antique to try to kill Santa/Bender instead of one of his laser/energy guns. I guess it’s better then him using one of his doomsday devices.
“You there, orange Joe” is one of my favorite severely underrated lines, the prof never fails to get a laugh out of me, best character in the show fr
"where were you at 10:30 last night?"
"where am i now?"
Love your timestamp that's longer then the video XD
Leela: Where were you at 10 PM last night?
Professor: Where am I now?
I love those last 2 moments when he shoots Bender
"Hey wrinkles, you got big glasses, I'm gonna call you professor"
*WHAT, NOBODY CALLS ME PROFESSOR!*
I’m just glad I didn’t live to see this day.
Noooooo!
Uh, wait a second...
👈
...
🫀
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Fry dropping "Orange Joe" without hesitation kills me every time 😆
0:43 this one always gets me
this gave me the epiphany that he may just straight up be the funniest character on the show
My favorite thing he ever said is “listen here you pompous frauds, if I’m going down I’m taking you all with me!”
Then proceeds to start dishing out the dirt he has on his colleagues
4:25 is how I feel when I fail a test.
Bender or the Professor?
I’m the Professor.
"There he is again!" (BANG!!!)
How'd he even get that shotgun into the courtroom?
He just said it was a cane and they believed him. I just find it funny that he’s using an antique to try to kill him.
@@Dragon66898 the Moon farmer also uses a shotgun. Apparently that’s just one projectile weapon that didn’t get replaced with lasers.
I was expecting a 2 parter for the top 2, but not the 2 parter I expected. Bravo on this one
I thought it was going to be the "I'm already in my pajamas" clips but the Santa one is way better
4:03 Mom: "Move your freaking hoof, you goat!!!" 😂
Here, I brought you these
Here, I brought you these
Here, I brought you these
Here, I brought you these
Here, I brought you these
Good news everyone. The professor had some of the best lines
“There’s just one small problem, and it’s a big one” gets me everytime for some reason
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We need more old people like futurama proffessor😂❤
Same lmfao saw the clip of him forgetting bender and had to search out the rest 😂
Farnsworth: report all to my room for a private exhibition.
Feast your eyes on this!
My favorite remains the one from the alternate universe professor who once removed his own brain.
"The easy part was taking the brain out... the hard part... was taking the brain OUT! *maniacal laughter*"
Hysterical!
4:16 are we sure he just wasn’t trying to kill Bender here?
He did the "source: it was revealed to me in a dream" before the memes
There he is again!!
Ow
My favorite character
I never realized how thick his glasses are
Professor: Unfortunately it only translates into a dead language.
Hubert: Hello.
Translater: Bonjuor.
Professor: Crazy gibberish!
*skis downhill into a cafe asleep*
*wakes up with a medal around his neck*
“Wha?”
What's missing is the "Protestors?!"
"Correct Leela, six thousand hulls"
Those fools! If only they built it with 6001 hulls! When will they learn
0:00 "Good news everyone"
2:39 "most folks just calls me Orange Joe" its kinda like Fry has response in sarcastic manner on rude ignorance, a bit too smart for him
#2 and #1 are the best.
Where am I now?
2:25 got me
*Hwuah?*
“And, here is my drawer, where I keep various lengths of wire!”
Best Randy moments next please
Lol 😂😂😂
Hes even funnier than Homer Simpson!
I just watch to avoid all the marauding rapists who invade my head, spirit and being everyday 🙂 (it’s inappropriate behaviour).
The scene from 2:45 to 2:54 is actually very funny.
i think it's safe to call farnsworth the dumbest smartest man around
Grandpa Simpson + Professor Frink = Professor Farnsworth
The real question here is how did he get a shotgun into a courtroom without anyone noticing....
Given how murderous Santa was, I don't think they cared enough to bother.
Correct! 6000 hulls
I think Billy West should read quotes from Joe Biden in Professor Farnsworth's voice.
I thought this was another interview with the President
Farnsworth and Mr. Burns might have the same or simular age
You sound like a broken MP3 has aged like a fine wine, because it’s outdated for the future
"even that nasty robot, whatshisname"
“Why does my foot hurt?”
No one calls me that 😂
Most folks just call me...orange joe
FOCUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS
Or should i say, coach hairpiece?!
"plus, who are you anyway"
works great in comment sections.
"Whaaaa?"
GOAT
“atomic supermen” should’ve been on here
How do he shoot bender in court in front of everybody😂😂😂😂😂😂
Leela: "But what about the animals?"
Farnsworth: "... The wha?"
L: "The animals!"
F: "I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals..."
"The tanker has 6,000 hulls. So, unlike me, it's entirely leakproof. Now, once you haul the tanker past the protesters..."
"Protesters?!"
"Correct. 6,000 hulls."
He's just like me
Hermes is God in the Future, called Disenchanted.
Is it possible that professor hubert distant direct descendants from Philip?or hubert may have come from philip brother?
Yes.
The parallels between Farnsworth and Biden are undeniable.
When profesor cant explain afterburner
Good news everyone 😂
Joe Biden the scientist.
There he is again!
That shii always have me dyin😂😂😂