According to this guy, anything that exists even partially in or near the water is a fish. I'm surprised he didn't mention icebergs and nuclear submarines.
"But if you see _this_ fish prowling the waters when you're at the beach, you'd best keep your hand away, or you just might lose it! 😏" -Mr Facts Man, talking about the propeller of a 400 meter long Tripple-E container ship.
A few months ago, I took my family to the ocean in Southern California. It was most of their first times in the ocean. We were having a good time walking down to the water, but things took a turn shortly after. We stepped into the water, and wouldn't you know it we became fish.
6:32 "stingray are closely related to shark, which mean they are extreamly skilled predator" random wale shark :"hello, I just filter water for plancktons."
Ooo here's a fun fact: the medieval definition of "fish" was frequently changed by monks to include animals like beavers, otters, pelicans, and more so that during periods of religious fasting in which the only meat they could consume was fish, the monks could eat basically anything as they purposefully loosely defined almost anything as "fish."
@@fosterdarcy depends on the situation, if you are seiging a large castle, yes, but even then, i would only do that if it is a very long seige, or for defense. In the case of balistae, they are much better weapons for seiging a small castle quickly
@@fosterdarcy That’s what I’m saying, it is very good for longer battles with heavy fortifications, it’s like comparing a modern day LMG to a M16, the LMG will be better for heavy defense, though is a waste of time for smaller defense
4:09 I was just about to mention cheetahs, they’re remarkably *inefficient* hunters at about 45-50% successful (higher percentage when prey is smaller or vulnerable, though smaller prey means they need to expend more energy to hunt more often.) Though conversely the dragonfly is possibly the most efficient hunter at a 95% success rate, so speed is only one factor in the equation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's actually pretty high. You should check out lions success rates. Lol even in packs they don't even come close to 50% edit:in regards to calling them "remarkably inefficient"
Can't lie, just busted out laughing at the whole "You don't want to make the beast angry." Just the fact it's showing one of these going up to the goldfish and barely touching it is icing on the cake.
He has the same definiton of what a fish is as my 2 year old self - my grandma used to slaughter her turkeys at home and I happened to come across a bucket with innards swimming in it and exclaimed excitedly "Mom! Look! A fish! ... and a rag!" because those were the only things belonging in water in my tiny brain. Glad my understanding evolved since then lol
most sea snakes are not defensive towards people, often being extremely curious, it leads people to pick them up and handle them like a kingsnake and then they restrain them and the reaction is to snap at the restriction and people get bit.
can't get over how they showed a krait too. Kraits are a snake that are in the sea, but they are not true sea snakes. They're in the same family but so are half the types of snake in the world.
@@brain.eating.amoeba sorry i missed your comment, there are sea kraits that are in the true sea snake family. they are a species to avoid during the breeding season as estrus hormones hype them up and they become snippy.
@@joshuatempleton9556 I can't figure out how having about 20 sea snake sitting on you doesn't scare you, considering that most sea snakes can flatline you in 30 minutes with a single bite. If you like lose your footing and fall it might as well be good bye for you cause if a venomous one decides to open it's mouth and flail in your direction your body will evict your soul within the hour.
Moray eels do actually swim backwards like that it's pretty cool they will also backwards "tie themselves in knots" to get off parasites and help cover their body evenly with that mucus layer
Funny fact I actually learned from a fellow Diver a decade ago in Florida while out in the Keys and it actually works is " as long as a Box Jellyfish knows your around them they won't unintentionally sting you"
Medieval people considered many non-land animals to be "fish". Maybe this guy is just a time traveler who hasn't got with the times. Also, there's an adorable video of an older gentleman feeding his sea snake friend that comes up to him on the pier to say hi.
As a scuba diver, oceanic white tips are actually the one and only shark that'll make me leave the water if I see one. They're quite aggressive, but they'll try to ambush you, attack from behind. As long as you can stay facing them you'll probably be fine, but if there's more than one you could be in trouble. There was one terrorizing the red sea a few years ago that got kills. The only shark nearly as aggressive is shortfin mako. I've dived with bull sharks (and been within 3 feet of them), no problem. I wouldn't even be that worried if I saw a great white, as long as there's no chumming.
To be fair, you shouldn't be touching any wild animals. They are wild for a reason. You are intruding into their domain if you are out on a lake, in the ocean, through the river or any other natural habitat. Unless you have a very good reason; leave animals alone.
@@GeraltofRivia22 yep you can find some friendly animals. Wild animals sometimes let you hand feed them or pet them although it happens rarely it does happen sometimes. Still gotta remember: do not try and force such interactions. You or/and the animal might get hurt.
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Barracuda can be dangerous unprovoked and without shiny things it’s extraordinarily rare but experienced non stupid divers have been attacked. It’s more often than sharks but sharks get media attention probably because the worst that happens from barracuda is losing fingers. Tourist destinations are also often reluctant to publish anything about them attacking divers. There’s a particularly large great barracuda with yellow coloration in Cozumel I believe that has a thing for being aggressive.
Rip Steve Irwin who actually died to a string ray barb to the chest. The equivalent of a butterfly killing him in his sleep brought down one of my childhood heroes. Rest in peace Crocodile Hunter
In Greece in the lake of Yanina there is a species of small chubby venomous watersnake that actively swims toward humans swimming, playing/sporting in the waters and tries to bite them. Because it swims rather fast( slow bite) the only thing you can do to save yourself scoop it up and fling it out of the water onto land. When this happened we would run but the Greek kids would proceed to pick it up and whirl it over their heads until ( gruesome detail comming!) The snake would loose it's intestines through its mouth and die. Still then the head could (in death reflexes) bite and poison you, causing skin lesions, necrosis and partial paralysis of the affected limb.
I once stepped on a stonefish, it was one of the biggest pains I have ever felt and my foot had swelled up so much that my toes were off the ground by a centimeter. I could still feel the pain for months and I had some sort of purple bruise were I was stung for almost a year. It was in Guadeloupe, a french island in the caribbeans, here that fish is called "le poisson 24 heures" (24h fish).
From what I heard a long time ago, part of the reason the S.S. Indianapolis disaster happened was that the crew had been taught "if you see a shark, splash loudly and move around a lot to scare it off!" Which, uh, no, don't do that, bad idea. Also, I feel like I've heard that the wounds suffered by the crew didn't really line up with what Whitetips are capable of (in terms of bite strength), and it was more likely tiger sharks or bulls or something. I dunno, it's been a while since I saw the show I heard it on. It's not like there are photos, and any eyewitnesses would presumably be incredibly traumatized and not be thinking about species identification.
That’s a fair assumption to make at a younger age. When I was younger I thought a fish was just any animal who lived exclusively in water. Not counting anything that can live outside of water or plants
The event you’re talking about- the one with the white tip sharks, was prolly the RMS Lusitania, which if I remember correctly was torpedoed in world war 1, and some of the survivors were eaten by White tips and some other scavengers.
As an Australian I have watched so many Animal Control type videos of people freaking out over Alligators who literally just sit there, there was a video of a guy jumping on one to 'wrestle' it and it barely moved. Salt water crocs on the other hand? Do not treat them like alligators, they are a lot more active and can chase you over land if they feel like it and they are Fast. I don't type this to say Salties need to be hurt, but to urge anyone visiting areas they live to not think they are the same as floridian gators, treat them with respect and to keep clear of them and any rivers marked with warnings of them.
true. i once had a cousin over visiting from Florida and i over heard him saying " I bet a i could wrestle that hand bag easily" i was simultaneously entertained and disgusted by him at the same time. it was a 6 metre croc at a zoo btw. he also got a good scolding from the family for making a comment like that.
Gators just don’t have the meanness that Salties do. Crocodiles in general, except for fish-eating specialists like Freshies and Gharials, are more likely to kill and eat a person than American Alligators. If you watch Steve Irwin wrestling saltwater crocodiles, it’s pretty clear that it takes a lot of strength and he’s using a particular technique and obviously straining to keep the animal restrained at times. Meanwhile, you watch some Animal Planet shows about people catching gators in Florida and they just kind of lay on them and hold the mouth shut.
Salt water crocs are about the most aggressive dangerous animal you could come across as a diver. (The only thing more aggressive to divers would be humboldt squid, but they're not as dangerous). You can safely dive with american alligators.
@Kaerius Saltwater crocodiles and Nile crocodiles are really the only animals that treat us as normal prey. Big cats and bears will go after people in desperate times, but those two crocodiles see you the same as any other thing that happens along the water.
Fun fact. some years ago I've seen a clip of a sea lion either in zoo or other facility like that and they were like teaching it...or training it/doing research and there was food in small drawers that had different shapes on it. and the food would come out of one of the shapes, but the drawer would change side from left to right and the sea lion recognized not the side but the shape and would shift accordingly and get food. Those animals are really smart and clever!
a) Factsopedia are cowards for not putting megalodon on number 1. b) Factsopedia slime fixation mean they would've lost their shiz if they knew about hagfish.
I want to see a "Most Dangerous fish in the world" but it's just filled with the cutest and derpiest fish out there, their most lethal trait being "you might die from cuteness"
Number ten. The bubble-headed goldfish. These designer goldfish may LOOK CUTE, but they can be LETHAL. A single boop from one of these DEADLY animals can SHATTER the orbital bone. You don't want to make this beast angry!
“Don’t ever touch a box jelly” Well yeah there’s a reason they close beaches when one is sighted. And their stingers can be much longer than what the guy said. So no, not fish, but they *are* extremely dangerous, particularly because it’s not a “lash out because a person was messing with it” kind of creature, it can do serious damage to you or even kill you provided you don’t get help fast enough just by existing within 20 feet depending on where the stingers are trailing.
I love how he emphasises damn near every word he says lmao I had also thought I had escaped the baby shark song, but now it will be stuck in my head for the next month, I am emotionally in immense pain
Sea snakes & Kraits are very docile, especially in water. They'll literally come up to you & investigate you. Most bites & envenomations are the fault of the person, & are more likely to occur out of the water than in it. Usually they happen when one is found on a beach & touches or picked up, caught in a net & the person is trying to remove it, & on more rare occasions, diver fingers can be mistaken for small fish. But most of the bite from them come from netting accidents & people bothering them. If you happen to be in the water with one, it just going to leave you alone, the most one would ever do is investigate you for a bit then move on.
When he mentioned jellyfishes, flower urchin and the cone snail I was like ehh this guy is a dumbass, but when he mentioned sea lion, saltwater crocodile and sea snakes, I literally burst out if laughter.
LOL I love how you mentioned sea lions are dogs with fins. I've been calling them sea dogs since as long as I can remember since I grew up next to a bay where they would just camp out on people's boats and sunbathe on them (they would destroy peoples boats btw) and then just bark incessantly. We're all just like, ah the sea dogs are at it again!
As a Floridian, I love the fact he didn't list Black Tips, New Smyrna Beach is the sharkbite capital of the world generally due to the massive amount of people in the water and the massive shivers of black tips we have. I swim with them all the time when surfing.
Heroes?? You mean the same people who claim a giant balloon animal was a megalodon??…. Please don’t call people who have studied this stuff there whole life “sea nerds” when you understand very little and listen to some 30 year pathetic excuse of a human who talks without knowing:/
Most sea snakes are actually not aggressive. A lot of coastal people here in the Philippines picks them and some children plays with them because they rarely bite and few people knows that they're venomous. But as much as possible, we take good care of them here.
Could we by chance get a video of your actual top 20 most dangerous fish? I think it would be really interesting to hear it from your perspective with all the knowledge you have on marine life and the ocean!
@@_peepee_ They mean the point of "it is hard to grasp, so don't touch it" is redundant. Why should something being hard to hold be a factor for you to not touch it? It's like saying soap is slippery when it's wet so never touch soap. Hope that helped.
Hi AVNJ. I've got an unfortunate situation with some fish in my tank that were purchased as gifts where my father lied about my tank to get some large fish in there when it's a very small tank. I'm not sure if you know how I would go about putting these fish in a better home, but I've been unable to find a way to remove them from my tank and was curious if you knew what paths I can take (United Kingdom). I was also curious if you had any suggestions for a small 20 gallon tank. I was thinking some Neon tetras, Killifish and some Endler guppies, but would love some of your advice if possible :)
That’s great!! That’s a good field to get into, especially with all the ocean conservation & environmental issues FINALLY becoming important priorities with countries!!!🙂🙂
DO NOT Touch These Fish 2: "The Seagull: I think I saw one of these near water, it must be a fish, and there are definitely undocumented cases of these beast killing"
Im not gonna lie. Ive been sick and found this guy torturing himself with these videos and i love the comedic relief. Starting with the megladon one and i cant get enough. Thats hilarious
Needlefish are scary, they jump whenever you shine a light when we go night fishing. A friend of mine got speared in the thigh. Relatively scarier since they are actively a threat.
I've really been enjoying your videos and learning more about marine life. Out of curiosity, if you had to make an accurate top 10 most dangerous fish (made up of actual fish lol), which ones would you include?
I can understand mistaking some of the things on this list as fish but sea lions and crocodiles, and snakes as number 1! what? This is not written by a human I refuse
The Ship that white tips were responsible for killing lots of the crew of was the USS Indiana, and it wasn't a crash, it was a submarine torpedo. This was in the midst of WW2 on the Pacific front, so the sharks were also hungry due to the warships scaring away or killing lots of their prey, ether via explosives or the crews mass-fishing them for food. I think it was mating season too. It was pretty much a perfect storm of bad circumstances, made worse by the terrible Ship-accounting done by the US at the time, leaving everyone in the water for literal days, exacerbating everything. Reports show that the sharks avoided the living crew at first, but considering they had to sleep in the water and were stuck for days, it didn't take too long before the living crew had to act like corpses to not die of exhaustion. I.E. if the US military kept better track of their ships rather then continued to use tracking methods outdated by more then a century, it would have just been the already dead crew having empty cascets instead of the slaughterhouse it was. The sharks may have delivered the final blows, but it was Military incompetence that killed those men, a fact cemented by the fact that they falsely blamed and dishonorablly discharged the captain of the ship for the whole incident, despite the fact that every single living crew mate, every single outside expert, and even the fucking captain of the submarine that sunk them all agreeing he did basically as close to a perfect job as he possibly could both in the lead up to and during the disaster. Pretty horrifying event, but it was only after Jaws came out it started to be used to demonize sharks as a whole on a wide scale, since people were looking for reasons to justify their brave clubbing of baby sharks.
13:00 That was the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, which was struck by a Japanese torpedo near the Philippines in 1945. Of the 1195 crewmen aboard, only 316 survived. Its believed that some were attacked by white tips and tiger sharks, but most deaths could be attributed to overexposure, dehydration, drowning, and suicide. Its commonly believed that the actual number of attacks by sharks on the crewmen were infrequent and they mostly swam off with already dead bodies.
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According to this guy, anything that exists even partially in or near the water is a fish. I'm surprised he didn't mention icebergs and nuclear submarines.
or rocks
@@mrzeta7732 oh duck your pfp 😱😱😱
Top 10 most dangerous extinct fish!
10. Sacabambaspis
9. Anomalocaris
8. Trilobite
7. Amonyte
6. Mosasaurus
5. -Megalodon- Dunkleosteus
4. Plesiosaurus
3. Pliosaurus
2. Ichtyosaur
1. THE SPINOSAURUS!
"But if you see _this_ fish prowling the waters when you're at the beach, you'd best keep your hand away, or you just might lose it! 😏" -Mr Facts Man, talking about the propeller of a 400 meter long Tripple-E container ship.
Humans are the most dangerous fish
I still haven’t stopped laughing at the needlefish part. “THE BEAST” can barely take a chunk outta a lil goldfish.
So here's my list for the top 3 MOST dangerous fish in the ocean:
1. Star-nosed mole
2. Sea pig
3. Venus fly trap
terrifying
Spoopy 💀
You forgot Sea bear
@Pixey LOL
@Pixey i mean dogs are dangerous
A few months ago, I took my family to the ocean in Southern California. It was most of their first times in the ocean. We were having a good time walking down to the water, but things took a turn shortly after. We stepped into the water, and wouldn't you know it we became fish.
He added you to his most dangerous fish video sorry man
@@hoodiedaproxy haha what?
Damn sorry to hear that, hear this happens to people from innsmouth all the time 😔
If you look it up, every year, 100 people are killed by pencils
Leave the needle fish alone, that was a fluke and he's been in therapy ever since
Don't worry, they'll remember to put pencils on the next dangerous fish list
faxs B)
I'm pretty sure John wick made those pencil kills
Actually, the wiki page AVNJ showed lists several examples of freak accidents like these
wait till they see pencilfish
As someone that’s swam with barracudas many times, I can confirm that they do in fact manage to get extremely close without you noticing.
He didn't even mention mosquitoes, which are the fish that has killed the most humans in history by transmitting dangerous micro organisms smh.
Their larval form spends time in water, it checks out
Quinine is magic
i think you mean dangerous micro fish ur welcome
Don't be silly they don't transmit micro organisms they obviously transmit micro fish
@@ethanmccormack9561 Micro Fishganisms
6:32 "stingray are closely related to shark, which mean they are extreamly skilled predator"
random wale shark :"hello, I just filter water for plancktons."
This guy has the midevil definition of fish when things like beavers,otters, and pelicans where considered "fish" because they lived near the water
Ooo here's a fun fact: the medieval definition of "fish" was frequently changed by monks to include animals like beavers, otters, pelicans, and more so that during periods of religious fasting in which the only meat they could consume was fish, the monks could eat basically anything as they purposefully loosely defined almost anything as "fish."
@@zg4705 iirc there was even a papal bull issued to say that geese are not fish because of how common these “loopholes” were used
@@zg4705 "Hey is this thing a fish?"
"I don't know, what does it taste like?"
@@WlatPziupp tastes like meat
@@xrefed Oh fuck yeah, that's a fish! What did you call this animal?
Usually I think reaction content is trash, but this man has given me twice the entertainment and a priceless amount of info.
Don't underestimate a needlefish's ability to calculate ballistics
Soon they will evolve the technology to construct ballistae for maximum velocity!
@@thenewelite4628 trebuchet are the superior siege weapon
@@fosterdarcy depends on the situation, if you are seiging a large castle, yes, but even then, i would only do that if it is a very long seige, or for defense. In the case of balistae, they are much better weapons for seiging a small castle quickly
@@praiselordh7139 yes however the trebuchet can fire a 90kg projectilel over 300 meters
@@fosterdarcy That’s what I’m saying, it is very good for longer battles with heavy fortifications, it’s like comparing a modern day LMG to a M16, the LMG will be better for heavy defense, though is a waste of time for smaller defense
4:09 I was just about to mention cheetahs, they’re remarkably *inefficient* hunters at about 45-50% successful (higher percentage when prey is smaller or vulnerable, though smaller prey means they need to expend more energy to hunt more often.)
Though conversely the dragonfly is possibly the most efficient hunter at a 95% success rate, so speed is only one factor in the equation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, the most efficient hunter in the ocean would probably be the seahorse.
That's actually pretty high. You should check out lions success rates. Lol even in packs they don't even come close to 50% edit:in regards to calling them "remarkably inefficient"
@@CoreyandCrewI hear that cheetahs have to pant so long after a successful hunt that they often get their food stolen by a lion or hyena or something
Can't lie, just busted out laughing at the whole "You don't want to make the beast angry." Just the fact it's showing one of these going up to the goldfish and barely touching it is icing on the cake.
Rip Billy the 10 years old you will always be remembered for being one of the most unlucky people on earth
Clearly the goldfish had yet to anger the beast. lol
That’s not even a needlefish that’s a freaking gar
nibble nibble
"can't lie, just busted"
Me, swims In ocean for an entire day:
The narrator: “I diagnose you with *fish* “
"DON`T touch this wolf-eel" proceeds to show a guy wiggling a wolf-eels chin.... which, might I add, was kinda adorable
I wanna pet it
I want to wiggle it's chin too.
@@peanutceoofthepeanutorder2869 same
He has the same definiton of what a fish is as my 2 year old self - my grandma used to slaughter her turkeys at home and I happened to come across a bucket with innards swimming in it and exclaimed excitedly "Mom! Look! A fish! ... and a rag!" because those were the only things belonging in water in my tiny brain.
Glad my understanding evolved since then lol
most sea snakes are not defensive towards people, often being extremely curious, it leads people to pick them up and handle them like a kingsnake and then they restrain them and the reaction is to snap at the restriction and people get bit.
can't get over how they showed a krait too. Kraits are a snake that are in the sea, but they are not true sea snakes. They're in the same family but so are half the types of snake in the world.
what would the ideal reaction be instead?
@@saaros if not restrained most are curious and just sit in your hands. there are pictures of herpetologist holding dozs of sea snakes at once.
@@brain.eating.amoeba sorry i missed your comment, there are sea kraits that are in the true sea snake family. they are a species to avoid during the breeding season as estrus hormones hype them up and they become snippy.
@@joshuatempleton9556 I can't figure out how having about 20 sea snake sitting on you doesn't scare you, considering that most sea snakes can flatline you in 30 minutes with a single bite. If you like lose your footing and fall it might as well be good bye for you cause if a venomous one decides to open it's mouth and flail in your direction your body will evict your soul within the hour.
Moray eels do actually swim backwards like that it's pretty cool they will also backwards "tie themselves in knots" to get off parasites and help cover their body evenly with that mucus layer
This made me wanna look up "semi-aquatic dinosaurs". I ended up seeing the question "Is the Spinosaurus exist?" and I wanted to cry
But i mean have this thought. is it still exist though 🤔
You're a mascot with a dinosaur, surely you'd know this already.
Google answers are already phrased weird, and have terrible, slightly related answers. lol
does Bruno mars is gay?
but does?
"Do not make the beast angry" is something one would say to a discord kitten, I'm wheezing
Divers should be on the list, as they can be in the water.
Theyre also 100 percent more deadly in every situation
If a person swims too well, they are a merperson.
Number 21: PERSON-FISH
Divers are extremely skilled predators, especially armed with underwater rifles.
As a diver myself, I can say meeting me with just my underwater welter I kill almost anything
Funny fact I actually learned from a fellow Diver a decade ago in Florida while out in the Keys and it actually works is " as long as a Box Jellyfish knows your around them they won't unintentionally sting you"
How do i do that? Yell "hey fucker i am here?"
The most dangerous, horrible, terrifying fish that you should not touch. A sea snake.
I thought it was the Sea Pickle
A pelican
No guys its the cuttlefish they are THE true killing machines
trust me hippos are the most vicious and dangerous fish in the world
Sea snakes are the best fish :)
I feel your pain. I'm a biologist, and those making these ridiculous videos, don't do ANY research.
Medieval people considered many non-land animals to be "fish". Maybe this guy is just a time traveler who hasn't got with the times.
Also, there's an adorable video of an older gentleman feeding his sea snake friend that comes up to him on the pier to say hi.
yeah I heard that they considered beavers fish so they could eat them during fasting since meat was forbidden but fish wasn't...
As a scuba diver, oceanic white tips are actually the one and only shark that'll make me leave the water if I see one. They're quite aggressive, but they'll try to ambush you, attack from behind. As long as you can stay facing them you'll probably be fine, but if there's more than one you could be in trouble. There was one terrorizing the red sea a few years ago that got kills. The only shark nearly as aggressive is shortfin mako.
I've dived with bull sharks (and been within 3 feet of them), no problem. I wouldn't even be that worried if I saw a great white, as long as there's no chumming.
To be fair, you shouldn't be touching any wild animals. They are wild for a reason. You are intruding into their domain if you are out on a lake, in the ocean, through the river or any other natural habitat. Unless you have a very good reason; leave animals alone.
Guess I gotta leave your mother alone…
Fax. besides fishing, of course
Yep. Although I think it somewhat OK if the animal approaches you. A lot of fish and marine mammals are very curious animals.
@@GeraltofRivia22 yep you can find some friendly animals. Wild animals sometimes let you hand feed them or pet them although it happens rarely it does happen sometimes. Still gotta remember: do not try and force such interactions. You or/and the animal might get hurt.
Yeah! Like I wouldn’t just grab any fish swimming past me, of course that’s a bad idea
"Poisonous" only applies to eating a fish. Venomous if its applied to you
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I mean... at least most of those are actually dangerous, lol.
lolz, ty, that's a hilarious list
Barracuda can be dangerous unprovoked and without shiny things it’s extraordinarily rare but experienced non stupid divers have been attacked. It’s more often than sharks but sharks get media attention probably because the worst that happens from barracuda is losing fingers. Tourist destinations are also often reluctant to publish anything about them attacking divers. There’s a particularly large great barracuda with yellow coloration in Cozumel I believe that has a thing for being aggressive.
Rip Steve Irwin who actually died to a string ray barb to the chest. The equivalent of a butterfly killing him in his sleep brought down one of my childhood heroes. Rest in peace Crocodile Hunter
this dude probably only put stingrays on the list because of that event.
In Greece in the lake of Yanina there is a species of small chubby venomous watersnake that actively swims toward humans swimming, playing/sporting in the waters and tries to bite them. Because it swims rather fast( slow bite) the only thing you can do to save yourself scoop it up and fling it out of the water onto land. When this happened we would run but the Greek kids would proceed to pick it up and whirl it over their heads until ( gruesome detail comming!) The snake would loose it's intestines through its mouth and die. Still then the head could (in death reflexes) bite and poison you, causing skin lesions, necrosis and partial paralysis of the affected limb.
I once stepped on a stonefish, it was one of the biggest pains I have ever felt and my foot had swelled up so much that my toes were off the ground by a centimeter. I could still feel the pain for months and I had some sort of purple bruise were I was stung for almost a year. It was in Guadeloupe, a french island in the caribbeans, here that fish is called "le poisson 24 heures" (24h fish).
Bonjour monsieur est que cette poisson est un megalodon deguisé
@@afriendlycampfire260 sorry I dont uderstand the traduction seems to have totally changed the meaning of the question.
@@afriendlycampfire260 what does that mean?
@@afriendlycampfire260 😂
@@aidenoliver1321 "hello sir is this fish a megalodon in disguise?"
"Most dangerous fish" proceeds to name invertebrates like cnidarians and echinoderms
From what I heard a long time ago, part of the reason the S.S. Indianapolis disaster happened was that the crew had been taught "if you see a shark, splash loudly and move around a lot to scare it off!" Which, uh, no, don't do that, bad idea.
Also, I feel like I've heard that the wounds suffered by the crew didn't really line up with what Whitetips are capable of (in terms of bite strength), and it was more likely tiger sharks or bulls or something. I dunno, it's been a while since I saw the show I heard it on. It's not like there are photos, and any eyewitnesses would presumably be incredibly traumatized and not be thinking about species identification.
That's equal to saying "If you see bear make yourself look bigger !!!"
Apparently the only doctor they had, according to himself, attempted to catch a shark by hand to eat.
@@cinnamonpuppi depends on the type of bear
@@golddragonette7795 Brown stay down, Black fight back, White say goodnight baby.
@@GoldSpangledBananaBoy if it’s brown stay on the ground,if it’s black fight back and if it’s white…. *you gonna die*
Text-to-speech top-ten videos are always atrocious, but this… this is truly special.
His complaining about the creatures that aren't fish, reminds me of a kid I knew in school who thought that just because it's in water, it's a fish.
It reminds me when i was a kid Calling Worms a Plant
rocks are fish
@@mrzeta7732 rocks are actually amphibious creatures, docile in nature. Crabzilla collects them to guard his sea honey.
That’s a fair assumption to make at a younger age. When I was younger I thought a fish was just any animal who lived exclusively in water. Not counting anything that can live outside of water or plants
That was racist, imagine marine life call every creature living on land “apes”
The event you’re talking about- the one with the white tip sharks, was prolly the RMS Lusitania, which if I remember correctly was torpedoed in world war 1, and some of the survivors were eaten by White tips and some other scavengers.
As an Australian I have watched so many Animal Control type videos of people freaking out over Alligators who literally just sit there, there was a video of a guy jumping on one to 'wrestle' it and it barely moved. Salt water crocs on the other hand? Do not treat them like alligators, they are a lot more active and can chase you over land if they feel like it and they are Fast.
I don't type this to say Salties need to be hurt, but to urge anyone visiting areas they live to not think they are the same as floridian gators, treat them with respect and to keep clear of them and any rivers marked with warnings of them.
true. i once had a cousin over visiting from Florida and i over heard him saying " I bet a i could wrestle that hand bag easily" i was simultaneously entertained and disgusted by him at the same time. it was a 6 metre croc at a zoo btw.
he also got a good scolding from the family for making a comment like that.
Gators just don’t have the meanness that Salties do. Crocodiles in general, except for fish-eating specialists like Freshies and Gharials, are more likely to kill and eat a person than American Alligators. If you watch Steve Irwin wrestling saltwater crocodiles, it’s pretty clear that it takes a lot of strength and he’s using a particular technique and obviously straining to keep the animal restrained at times. Meanwhile, you watch some Animal Planet shows about people catching gators in Florida and they just kind of lay on them and hold the mouth shut.
Salt water crocs are about the most aggressive dangerous animal you could come across as a diver. (The only thing more aggressive to divers would be humboldt squid, but they're not as dangerous).
You can safely dive with american alligators.
@Kaerius Saltwater crocodiles and Nile crocodiles are really the only animals that treat us as normal prey. Big cats and bears will go after people in desperate times, but those two crocodiles see you the same as any other thing that happens along the water.
Gatord are pretty peaceful
"They swim at fast speeds, so you'll NEVER see them coming!"
*He says for basically everything in the video...*
Fun fact. some years ago I've seen a clip of a sea lion either in zoo or other facility like that and they were like teaching it...or training it/doing research and there was food in small drawers that had different shapes on it. and the food would come out of one of the shapes, but the drawer would change side from left to right and the sea lion recognized not the side but the shape and would shift accordingly and get food. Those animals are really smart and clever!
They also ra*p penguins
@@youcantescapethegarf5744 rasp?
@@lobsters12111 no, no, he means rap
they have rap battles
@@youcantescapethegarf5744 *adds sea lions to list of animals capable of actual evil*
@@golddragonette7795 you calling rap evil?
"Do NOT want to make this beast angry!"
He said, as it politely bites a small itsy bitsy goldfish.
a) Factsopedia are cowards for not putting megalodon on number 1.
b) Factsopedia slime fixation mean they would've lost their shiz if they knew about hagfish.
The most dangerous fish is the waterproof Apple iPhone 13 ProMax. Truly a terrifying species.
I want to see a "Most Dangerous fish in the world" but it's just filled with the cutest and derpiest fish out there, their most lethal trait being "you might die from cuteness"
Number ten.
The bubble-headed goldfish.
These designer goldfish may LOOK CUTE, but they can be LETHAL. A single boop from one of these DEADLY animals can SHATTER the orbital bone. You don't want to make this beast angry!
me: **takes my dog for a walk**
this guy: nice fish!
“Don’t ever touch a box jelly”
Well yeah there’s a reason they close beaches when one is sighted. And their stingers can be much longer than what the guy said. So no, not fish, but they *are* extremely dangerous, particularly because it’s not a “lash out because a person was messing with it” kind of creature, it can do serious damage to you or even kill you provided you don’t get help fast enough just by existing within 20 feet depending on where the stingers are trailing.
I just discovered this channel like few days ago and i love how sarcastic he is lmao.
I love how he emphasises damn near every word he says lmao
I had also thought I had escaped the baby shark song, but now it will be stuck in my head for the next month, I am emotionally in immense pain
It would have been even better If Chills voiced this.
Hahahaha!!! I too am now suffering from Baby Shark PTSD. 🙂🙂
do you still remember the baby shark song?
top 10 deadliest fish:
-car accidents
Now i'm just scared that a butterfly will kill me in my sleep, thank you.
(Insert "Is this a pigeon/butterfly?" Meme here)
I will never sleep again-
I don’t know how familiar some of you are with Kirby lore, but…
I like how every syllable is separated by factsopedia so they are all words.
love when he talks about how rays sting he shows a video of a manta ray which y'know, doesn't sting.
I noticed that, too- I wondered if the manta ray was trying to FLAP him to death with his, uhh, fins??🙂
The most dangerous fish in the ocean is a tarantula with a gun.
Sea snakes & Kraits are very docile, especially in water. They'll literally come up to you & investigate you. Most bites & envenomations are the fault of the person, & are more likely to occur out of the water than in it.
Usually they happen when one is found on a beach & touches or picked up, caught in a net & the person is trying to remove it, & on more rare occasions, diver fingers can be mistaken for small fish. But most of the bite from them come from netting accidents & people bothering them.
If you happen to be in the water with one, it just going to leave you alone, the most one would ever do is investigate you for a bit then move on.
Literally one sea snake went up my uncles asshole then left afterwards
Literally one sea snake went up my uncles asshole then left afterwards
"what is this bi-pedal fish with black skin?!"-the sea snakes probably
The real most dangerous fish was the friends we made along the way
When he mentioned jellyfishes, flower urchin and the cone snail I was like ehh this guy is a dumbass, but when he mentioned sea lion, saltwater crocodile and sea snakes, I literally burst out if laughter.
Same!
I too was highly entertained- my laugh for the day!!🙂
LOL I love how you mentioned sea lions are dogs with fins. I've been calling them sea dogs since as long as I can remember since I grew up next to a bay where they would just camp out on people's boats and sunbathe on them (they would destroy peoples boats btw) and then just bark incessantly. We're all just like, ah the sea dogs are at it again!
No no he's actually a genius, mammals and reptiles evolved from fish therefore crocodiles, sea snakes, and sea lions are fish
Humans are the truest of fish
Thus, us humans are also fish
Still doesn't account for the fact that jellyfish dont decend from fish, but i'm guessing since it has fish in its name it MUST be a fish.
Don’t forget the giant black & white fish sadly held captive at Sea World!!! Hey, they’re IN a big fish tank, right?? The cow video guy left them out.
Is a Swiss person a fish
fkn love these debunks. I hate all the false information and twisted facts so many channels put out for content..
As a Floridian, I love the fact he didn't list Black Tips, New Smyrna Beach is the sharkbite capital of the world generally due to the massive amount of people in the water and the massive shivers of black tips we have. I swim with them all the time when surfing.
yeah we saw a pod of em once, very cool to watch em do their own thing.
Whats a Floridian? Is that like, a country? A profession?
@@partiallyfrozen3425 just someone who lives in Florida
@@mtotowamidiri Florida?
@@partiallyfrozen3425 Florida
0:57 that show is I believe deadly 60. I loved that show when I was younger.
You do not wanna make this beast angry
Proceeds to open mouth close to goldfish
Man’s speaking in the second dimension
You are the one who taught us that everything is a fish. Don't blame the heroes at Factsopedia sea nerd.
Heroes??
You mean the same people who claim a giant balloon animal was a megalodon??….
Please don’t call people who have studied this stuff there whole life “sea nerds” when you understand very little and listen to some 30 year pathetic excuse of a human who talks without knowing:/
The new law/list that states bees are fish (in order to protect them) agrees.
5:41 I mean, they spend a lot of time in crevices so I imagine swimming backwards is pretty helpful.
The megalodon is everywhere? Doesn't that make it god? Should I be worshipping the megalodon.
Praise up to the one true god
There are two gods worthy of worship. Mothman and megalodon
@@DissedRedEngie what about crabzilla?
4:19
*"Moray eel!"*
_"Jesus fucking christ"_
If I'm following this guy's definition, my favorite fish is a penguin, and the most dangerous fish is crabzilla
Most sea snakes are actually not aggressive. A lot of coastal people here in the Philippines picks them and some children plays with them because they rarely bite and few people knows that they're venomous. But as much as possible, we take good care of them here.
Could we by chance get a video of your actual top 20 most dangerous fish? I think it would be really interesting to hear it from your perspective with all the knowledge you have on marine life and the ocean!
I cant stop laughing at this 9:16 its just so funny
if I think about I have been subscribed for so long and this is the first time I have ever comment
Baffled by whatever the reason is that he keeps mentioning how hard they are to grasp with the mucous membranes as why you shouldn’t touch something
wtf us this sentence i read it 4 times and i still don’t understand
@@_peepee_ They mean the point of "it is hard to grasp, so don't touch it" is redundant. Why should something being hard to hold be a factor for you to not touch it? It's like saying soap is slippery when it's wet so never touch soap. Hope that helped.
@@felixfestering huh. its still hard to understand, too many prepositional phrases maybe
“ Top 20 most DANGEROUS *fish* in the WORLD!!! ”
“ *saltwater crocodile* ”
I can't believe they didn't include pirates in the list, pretty sure they are the most dangerous fish in the world
Hi AVNJ. I've got an unfortunate situation with some fish in my tank that were purchased as gifts where my father lied about my tank to get some large fish in there when it's a very small tank.
I'm not sure if you know how I would go about putting these fish in a better home, but I've been unable to find a way to remove them from my tank and was curious if you knew what paths I can take (United Kingdom).
I was also curious if you had any suggestions for a small 20 gallon tank. I was thinking some Neon tetras, Killifish and some Endler guppies, but would love some of your advice if possible :)
i love watching these videos since i want to end up as a marine biologist
I wanna be a doctor but marine biology always seemed fun too
That’s great!! That’s a good field to get into, especially with all the ocean conservation & environmental issues FINALLY becoming important priorities with countries!!!🙂🙂
I can only imagine the amount of kids that watched the same video and got made fun of for saying their favorite fish was a sea lion.
DO NOT Touch These Fish 2:
"The Seagull: I think I saw one of these near water, it must be a fish, and there are definitely undocumented cases of these beast killing"
Im not gonna lie. Ive been sick and found this guy torturing himself with these videos and i love the comedic relief. Starting with the megladon one and i cant get enough. Thats hilarious
Needlefish are scary, they jump whenever you shine a light when we go night fishing. A friend of mine got speared in the thigh.
Relatively scarier since they are actively a threat.
That’s CRAZY!!! Glad your friend didn’t get stuck on the EYE!!!
@@turtlejeepjen314 thanks man
Here in Australia it's so scary walking across the mudflats at rasing tides, stone fish creep me out
I've really been enjoying your videos and learning more about marine life. Out of curiosity, if you had to make an accurate top 10 most dangerous fish (made up of actual fish lol), which ones would you include?
damn, it's been so long since I watched your channel. Good to be back.
I can understand mistaking some of the things on this list as fish but sea lions and crocodiles, and snakes as number 1! what? This is not written by a human I refuse
4:00 Killer Whale: „am i a joke to you?“
The Ship that white tips were responsible for killing lots of the crew of was the USS Indiana, and it wasn't a crash, it was a submarine torpedo.
This was in the midst of WW2 on the Pacific front, so the sharks were also hungry due to the warships scaring away or killing lots of their prey, ether via explosives or the crews mass-fishing them for food. I think it was mating season too. It was pretty much a perfect storm of bad circumstances, made worse by the terrible Ship-accounting done by the US at the time, leaving everyone in the water for literal days, exacerbating everything. Reports show that the sharks avoided the living crew at first, but considering they had to sleep in the water and were stuck for days, it didn't take too long before the living crew had to act like corpses to not die of exhaustion. I.E. if the US military kept better track of their ships rather then continued to use tracking methods outdated by more then a century, it would have just been the already dead crew having empty cascets instead of the slaughterhouse it was.
The sharks may have delivered the final blows, but it was Military incompetence that killed those men, a fact cemented by the fact that they falsely blamed and dishonorablly discharged the captain of the ship for the whole incident, despite the fact that every single living crew mate, every single outside expert, and even the fucking captain of the submarine that sunk them all agreeing he did basically as close to a perfect job as he possibly could both in the lead up to and during the disaster.
Pretty horrifying event, but it was only after Jaws came out it started to be used to demonize sharks as a whole on a wide scale, since people were looking for reasons to justify their brave clubbing of baby sharks.
Wow- (as a fellow history buff) I didn’t know about the dishonorable discharge!!! That is really horrible- I feel for him & his family!!
Wasn’t Nic Cage in that movie?
13:00 That was the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, which was struck by a Japanese torpedo near the Philippines in 1945. Of the 1195 crewmen aboard, only 316 survived. Its believed that some were attacked by white tips and tiger sharks, but most deaths could be attributed to overexposure, dehydration, drowning, and suicide. Its commonly believed that the actual number of attacks by sharks on the crewmen were infrequent and they mostly swam off with already dead bodies.
The entirety of Antarctica should be on this list, it's killed way more people than the *sea snail*
You only got a comment out of me cause my wife burst out laughing when you said "it's a baby shark do-do do-do"
Zak becoming overwhelmed at 4:12 had me cracking up😂 THATS NOT A FIIISH
"That's a baby shark... dodo dodo dodo-"
GOD DAMN IT, I FEEL RICK ROLL'D BY THAT.
You really have to grasp those floppy floobers 👋🐟🐠
Top 5 dangerous fish:
Microwave
Kelp
Box
Cat
Tooth fairy
Stonefish are one of the reason why I don’t want to scuba ever! Im too paranoid
same
"don't touch wolf eels" *guy in the video jiggling the chin skin*
It's great having an expert debunk all the bs or mislead info presented as fact from so many of the "Top # or World's Most" lists.
The real most dangerous fish is a sharp rock in the ocean. SPECIFICALLY IN THE OCEAN
13:23 after the ship sank the sharks where swimming beneath them and following them scavenging dead bodies it wasn't a feeding frenzy or anything
That wolf fish getting it's chin scratched is the cutest thing. I can't.