[Vinesauce] Joel - I Am Jesus Christ
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 พ.ย. 2024
- Or maybe a guy just called Jesus?
Date streamed: 10 Apr , 2023
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"Why is Jesus t-posing?" Can't imagine. ✝️
foreshadowing.
💀
amazing.
so nice of Joel to resurrect after 3 days and bring us a stream
“my PC’s not strong enough to run the Jesus game!”
my fucking sides Joey
"I Am Jesus Christ"? Joel sure developed an ego.
the beefbrain has finally caught up with him
I mean, they both JoJo.
JOel JOhansson
JOshua JOseph
@@gardares Joesus Johrist
Joel's getting meaner every day.
Joel gets holier every day
The bible doesn't go into this as much, but Jesus was the first gamer. He popularized the T-Pose video games still use until this day.
And this is why we remember him by the symbol of a "T" ✝️
What you think he was doing during those 30 or so years before he started preaching? He was living in the Virgin Mary's basement, gaming all day and refusing to work
Back in the day, wine was the closest thing to MTN dew, bread was the closest thing to doritos
I do my T with the little curve at the bottom and Capital T doesn't have a head so I cut off Jesus head on the statues 🙂👍🏾
Well of course they don't go into it in detail. It was supposed to be an Easter egg.
There's something that Frank Fatnuts, AKA Fredrick Knudson, once said on a Jabroni Mike stream that really stuck out to me. Religious art used to be magnificent. Artists would make it their life's work because they were making art for God. Stuff like the Sistine Chapel. But in modern day it's poorly produced and acted movies, and poorly optimized, generic "go to the waypoint" Unity/Unreal Engine games.
@Anguila Hombre Religion + Raging Schizophrenia = Masterworks of art.
@@patigelstarberry4302 And a deep contempt for the CIA.
You're looking at it the wrong ways. Artists wants to create. A lot of them have to do for the people with money. Back then it wss rich assholes ans religion. Now its furries
@@Kola25_97 Can't forget the liberal use of racial epiphets.
@@Kola25_97 Based
Once this game will be fully released, i can feel the VeggieTales mod coming in.
Nevermind that, I want the Postal mod
I AM SO DOWN FOR IT!!!
Mystery Villager: Here, have some free snacks before you leave town!
Joel: It's Satan.
Mystery Villager: [vacuum cleaner noises]
Some of the audio in this game was horrendous lol, like you were listening to someone on a Zoom call using cheap headphones.
im drunk as shit and god i didn't imagine id watch Joel being Jesus Christ this evening
Cheers
Shit isn't known for being drunk, that's such a dumb thing to say omg
Jk sorry
Black metal vocalist from Sweden: "I have no problem with Christianity"
Pretty sure his shit is Trash/Death.
When you put it like _that_ yeah kinda sounds silly
I mean you can be an atheist and even be critical of religion without having anything against religious people
He's actually a Death metal vocalist
Black metal probably more inspired by religion than your average Christian, just for different reasons
Joey saying "Let's play it again" right as he finished the demo is the funniest part of the stream to me
the lord should have sick parkour moves and a skate board
you didn't see those dank jumps?? he made it onto the roof of his house without using his arms- thats pretty hardcore parkour in MY opinion.
Even flowwww
Steezus Christ has risen
I mean is god mode really cheating in the context of this game?
Well, Jesus is not exactly God, is he?
@@elio7610 i couldve let that go, but this is more fun. Depends on who you talk to and what perspective you prefer to align with. Being Rabidly Pro-Monophysite, Jesus IS God, and vice versa
@@elio7610 according to trinitarians (most of christians) - he is the God. *God the Son* to be specifically.
According to some unitarians (Christian minority) Jesus Christ, Yahweh and Holy Spirit is the same God.
According to antitrinitarians (arianists, Jehovah's witnesses, сatharists, bogomils and other christian minorities) and other religions (Judaism and Islam) - nope, not really. Messiah, prophet, ambassador of God, but not the God.
@@elio7610 The father, the son and the holy spirit. It's in the name.
Depending on the sect of Christianity, some view Jesus as being any combination of the three, which also includes the question of where his mortality ends and his godhood begins.
@@gardares The trinity is fake though, added to the bible by monks hundreds of years after the fact. Most christians may have accepted it, but it's still fake lol.
It also makes no sense. Why would Jesus need to pray to himself and be baptized in the name of himself, sustain himself with himself, and then sacrifice himself to save everyone from himself.
1:30:12 Joel breaks the 11th commandment
1:31:54
And a Half-Life 2 Cinematic mod moment.
@@vinesauceobscurities Fully modeled.
@@flashmozzg He's got some Forgis on his Jeep.
@@vinesauceobscurities jesass
Whenever i hear jesus i can only recall the Riki-oh OST where the chorus was just the singer shouting JESUS JESUS JESUS
I love how Joel turned into Salazar @ 25:42 lol
What a weird Skyrim mod.
The You Testament II: Revengeance
In this game, we discover that angels talk to Jesus via a long cardboard tube.
Also, performing miracles gave Jesus chronic tinnitus.
jesus having a mental breakdown while *FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY* plays in his head
15:47 "Among us"
This game looks like unironic Xavier Renegade Angel + Morrowind.
Always knew it. Didn't want to say it at loud but Joel was my prime candidate.
I've never laughed more at a Break the Targets bit.
The right Messiah in the wrong place can.. make.. all the dif-er-ance.
bless you jebus
My nigga, my nigga... my nigga my nigga!
Holy shit.
@1:25:55 "There's a gas leak in my head!" xDD
I can't wait for the Nintendo switch port
Alright Joel, you know what to do, stream Fight of Gods, that Jesus fighting game. My bad, you did in that other Easter video.
This game is for sure a miner connected directly to Jesus Christ's etherium wallet. It's like the Peter Popoff mail in church donations for a modern age!
Thanks for using my art for the Easter stream I’m so happy 😢❤
The moment joel cranked out the bulk bogan voice, I laughed so loud my neighbours probably heard.
yellow jesus
Literally Piss Christ
Not the first time joel ahs played an open world themed bible game
Game of the year 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get ready to receive some holy spirit.
😜
open wide
Blayss dis holy streem! 🙏
46:28 and it burns burns burns the ring of fire the ring of fire 🔥 🎶
Oooh yis yis ohhh can you feel the power of the true christ
41:05 So, is Jesus basically COMING BACK WITH DA BLOOOST?
I can't wait fir pt 2, where Jesus puts Moses in a chamber after throwing stones at Mohammed.
I was wondering why Goku was on the thumbnail
Now i know
Please tell us.
where does this game fit into the evangelion canon
Uhhhh, prequel?
p sure this is the Shinji origin story idk
theres a religious significance in evangelion? 🤔
@@kmc672
Yes, but according the the creators a large chunk of it was a coincidence.
@@_-Lx-_ I thought they added it cause it looked cool
Sure, he may be JC - but is he a Barve Boy>
Finally, a video to surpass the real resurrection of Christ.
he walked on water at 18:00 he trully is Jesus
Gobless
Gobful
"She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no guest room available for them."
.... wat.. ? *actual game intro narration.*
Fruit Salad! Dumpy Trunky!
This game gives me such mixed feelings lol
Goku solos the bibleverse
no real christian would make a game like this
Instead they would make true classics like Zoo Race, Catechumen, or Captain Bible & the Dome of Darkness
They would make Doom
i would and im not a christian but im cool
they would make Fnaf
@@Hamdad Or best of all Temple OS
highest effort mount and blade mod ive ever seen
Why is moistcritikal on the thumbanil?
Real
Fruit salad: Yummy yummy
Love this Jesus..❤
First
51:10
our God is an awesome God
No one cares
@@tastethepainbow Then why u reply? XD
@@gaggygiggle8945 oh, it's this stupid "why did you reply hurr durr" response
MAYBE BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY WHEN IT FIRST STARTED AND IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE GODDAMN FUNNY. WHAT, DO YOU WANT A MEDAL OR SOMETHING? People who still make these "first" in the year 2023 deserve to be beaten and shoved in a locker.
Bless on you, son of a good mother
ok
not even christianity god pc can run this game on high lmao
1:06:28 Jesus TOP G 😮😮😮
joey, the console commands thing was real but it was a load of oneguy moments. you don't have to type the commands during the loading or level select screens, and they don't work like gta cheats. I strongly doubt the console would've been patched out if the spectator mode and stats display were still easily accessible. no one in chat could give you the right key to press to open the text input because you have EU keyboard and we are stupit americans. the console text input window is ` (backtick) on EN-US QWERTY keyboards, but it also differs based on your language and layout.
rev (and I think mike too?) got the console commands to work when he played it, but that was when the game first dropped so there IS that nonzero chance that it actually could have been patched in between now and then. idk. vinny probably got them to work too but I was way too high to remember that stream
18:01 based Jesus walking on water.
jesus made the juice
nazareth was a pretty big town, not like this
I think vin was a bit more blasphemous playing it
Edit: nvm jesussy was tame
Jesus of Arizona, USA
Joel is JESUS?
He is the Christ
frittata!
dat reptile plague eyes
wheres goku
We came here for the Goku thumbnail, where is Goku?
joey baited us :(
@@sorryshitpost true mcdonald goku
so, is this like a family friendly version of Carnal Instinct?
Wait fuuuug, when he said Zanzibar Island, it was super familiar but i cant put my finger on what it wasss someone help google isnt helping and it will bother me until i die on the cross (eventually ...)
It's from his 3d movie maker stream
@@aichrist OH THANK YOU. Memories are flooding back in as i... th... j cant get over the incident... it still scars me
I mean no disrespect to you at all my lord, but I was able to dodge your blasts. I understand that you're the son of God, but I was very much able to dodge your blasts.
Can you blind people and make them suffer leprosy?
Expand j o crystal
Didn't Jesus sin by back talking his mom like that? lol
There are Christian Skyrim and Oblivion mods and they are ridiculous
OMG IT REAL JESUS NO FAKE!!
It's 2023 and the best christian game is that bizarre Konami's Noah's Ark for NES. How disappointing.
1:06:23 That damn translation to modern English
What do you mean?
@@aceman0000099 in original texts and some other translations it doesn't sound so rude. Jesus seems annoyed in this translation, in original greek text he does not.
@@gardares yeah these days referring to someone (his own mother, no less) as "Woman" is seen as a sexist remark which is mostly what makes it seem rude
The Moistcr1tikal game!
I think Joel is a bit incorrect when a religious media is a video game. Given how we did get the NES title Noah’s Ark which was a game released in Europe and Japan only….
I think most of the time the devs have to make it educational and not offensive. But in a way makes it offensive because it’s not a good game.
1:25:30
I'll admit I was really curious about this game, but if this playthrough is anything to go by I'd rather not play it unless it's less than $10 lol.
fruit salad. yummy yummy
SOVL
Ah yes, the meme game that's trying to play both sides of the discourse:
"Haha look at zombie wizard man, so funni doing the t-pose and walking on le water hihi" while simultaneously going "It's totally a serious Christian™ game, for realsies."
trooncord woke up
God is Joseph's wife's boyfriend
why is heisenberg in this game
This game has to be a joke right?
Joel can you not go 1 minute without insulting jesus christ
1:31:54
Are there speedruns of this tho?
Here's a fun Easter riddle to share with church friends!
Suppose there’s a group traveling about your area, led by a charismatic speaker who claims the world is ending soon. He promises he alone can save you, but you must sell your belongings, devote your life to him, and cut off family members who try to stop you. He may also assign you a new name / identity, advise you to leave your home and job in order to follow him, and says that if you don’t love him more than your own family then you’re not worthy of him. His followers wrote a book about him in which he performs many miraculous feats, but no contemporaneous outside source corroborates these claims. What sort of group is that?
It's the prequel to "Hallucinating Due To Overheating In The Desert, featuring The Voices In My Head"
Prequel? Seems more like a sequel to me.
oh I know this one, is it global warming activists?
Destruction 100
OOF 100
Have my gold, kind stranger!
Edit: thanks for the upvotes!
@@failedabortion1894 a reddit comment necessitates a reddit reply
Joel plays a propaganda game.
Meh, seems like it's just a standard "Jesus' life according to the Bible" game, nothing super controversial. I actually wonder if some Christians view this game as blasphemous or something
@@kenirainseeker539 Some devout ones straight up label video games as the work of the devil himself, so yeah probably
What is considered propaganda to you? It's just Jesus bible game.
@@riffmcdude9830 Though I wouldn't say I'm particularly say I'm devout myself, I am christian and its not even a bad game, it's just vaguely blasphemous.
Second
worst
frankfurter
joel unfunny moment
This is how Jesus defeated Covid in Italy!!