I laughed SO loud when TK-FKU gave his designation. And later confirmed it multiple times. Man, whatever you're gonna write next, just keep us posted here, please. The world needs this right now.
The opening sequence killed me. Everyone who has ever served in the military has stood quietly at attention with the same two idjits in the back of the formation.
What's the other ones designation it's not as easy to decipher TKFNG F**KING NEW GUY just had to look it up lol. Padme hit me with some smooth jizz? Must be a bad com unit 🦻🏻 has ❄️ in his mouth? SNAFU, FUBAR
I can't stop laughing - these are the real deal. "Ran out of numbers!" These two are priceless, either side they fight for. By the way, the lighting effects in these shots are amazing.
No, the fact that he basically spelled out, "Fuck You," to the commander, is what had me pissing myself. The commander wasn't sure if that was what he heard or not.
"TK-FKU" Too funny It's hilarious the Empire has Palpa-tunes and the Rebellion has Padme for their entertainment/ Social media platforms keep up the awesome work I look forward to these short films!
You think the Imperial Officer won't bring up the designation to anybody, especially a high ranking officer? Because if he does, he is so in trouble. Unless he defends himself with a explanation. Though it will be hard to find those two again since they did not reveal their real designation.
I love the little detail they added at 04:20 when he says "I guess they're SNOWED UNDER" and you can see the tough guy trying to hold in a laugh HAHAHA
Just a quick thank you from an aspiring filmmaker who is much further back on the p[ath in their Unreal quest. These films are not only brilliantly written and executed but massively inspiring to me.
I can't wait for TK-FNG to ask Vader how his day is going? FKU may just back out of the room slowly. Lol I love these so much. Hope there are many more to come.
Vader was actually cordial towards trooper. Or at least he would just glance at the trooper, stay silent then start walking again. It was the officers Vader hated
@@lopaka76 he would either ignore or scold the trooper, telling him to not address him this way, but I don't think he'd kill him outright. If you think about it, we've never seen Vader unleash his anger on his minions, because he still has respect for soldiers. But not for officers that earned their place from the emperor or by pulling strings and favors
@@snipingflute4346 I mean, that's yet something else. Anyone seeing Vader's face would be instantly diagnosed with Die by Vader. There's also a comic that shows him become cordial with a trooper in particular, almost exchanging the same way Anakin and Rex used to.
I'd agree... though.. troops is a high bar. If you haven't seen that. Do.. see that. . ;p troops.. a spoof based on cops. Back then it was the same thing.. people liked it better than the movie in the theatre hehe
This brought back so many memories of doing ECP back in the army...the feeling of complete and utter boredom while dealing with a joker, damn I miss it sometimes.
OMG!!!! I’m speechless…. These Star Wars short films are absolutely amazing! Saying amazing just doesn’t feel good enough for these videos. I can’t believe I’m watching something so brilliant and just just like wow. Like i said speechless. Just wow…
Those two deserve an academy award 👍. A single minute of this series is funnier than an entire season of "comedies" on television today. Keep these coming.
I swear Star Wars just keeps getting better and better! I LOVE this hilarious side!! I loved when the rebel trooper had to connect though DIAL UP, indicating the rebels didn't exactly have the latest gear!(scrounging for equipment wherever they can find them!) This had me literally laughing out loud!!
I know you mean well.. but Disney is like a forty foot blind monster covered in oil trying to pick a daisy. It will MASH any sort of original story into a woke syrup. If it should go anywhere it'd to a small independent studio out of nuke range of Disney.. maybe the studio that did iron sky. ;p
Ok, I just had a flashback from almost 40 years ago when I would be on guard duty and our Second Lieutenant would come by for a post briefing. He would always kind of zone out while you were talking, so I would insert some made-up stuff in the middle, and you could see him kind of catching it but then would not be sure if he was zoning out or if I was pulling his chain. My buddies would always crack up when he left. Some things are universal whether you are in the Air Force, Empire, or Rebel Alliance. Great Video.
@@darktemplardelta268 yeah it is a canonical genre, I believe it's spelled Djizz. Not sure if it's EU Canon or Canon Canon but I know I saw it in a SW encyclopedia book I used to have way back in the day.
@@theduggernaut8331 Yes, Max Rebo (sp?) the blue elephant thing in Return of The Jedi was a renowned djizz wailer. Also, the old canon is now known as the Legends continuity. 🙂
Best parts were I told him to chill out. And that’s why you’re here. But you laughed! And that’s why I’m here. And the dial up bit at the end. I can’t stop laughing.
This is awesome. Please, just a simple request: allow CC. I'm not native english speaker and have a hard time catching some lines. Anyways, this is very funny, keep it coming. (that's what she said)
Awesome, the dial up modem was a stroke of genius! I love starwars but could never get into any of the animated series, i didn't like the animation style at all, but this is much better. You should be working for Disney and showing them how it should he done!
The dial-up scene had me in stitches and reliving some fond memories of blocking the house line and getting told off for it by my mum, the " nearly there" statement did it for
I love how this series is taking a page out of Red vs Blue with the whole "just standing there and talking" deal, not to mention that iconic line "y'ever wonder why we're here".
@@DALLASBARNETT I am a big Star Wars fan, i follow loads of Star Wars related TH-cam channels, i have watched loads of fan made stuff and honestly your shorts are by far the best things out there. The dialogue is so, so good! I can't get enough, i don't know how many times i've watched them. Great stuff! Keep it up guys!
@@SoundSignals Full credit for the writing goes to Peter Haynes, with input from myself and Cal (mostly Cal). This honestly started out as a workflow test for UE5 and was never meant for public viewing. Glad it escaped into the internet though.
the previous episode the stormtrooper was shocked how their armor doesn't actually deflect any light weaponry. Now the rebel soldier is jealous as how their armor has built in heating. Thats CLEVER writing!
This needs to be pitched to Disney. I'll so watch it. (It would be refreshing seeing a humble story / comedy about normal ground troopers who won't decide the fate of everything)
"I told him to chill it out"
"That's why you are here"
"And you laughed"
"That's why I am here"
Yeah, that ....!
bump. golden.
Grif and simons
we saw the vid
Epic
If Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman were stormtroopers, this is what it would look like
Nail... meet Head. :D
Yes!!! Now I want to see the two of them as stormtroopers.
@@xNightHawk32 I know right!!
oh that would be amazing... I'm willing to pay to see that
That would be gold.
Hearing "you ever wonder why we're here?" Brought back some good memories
Same
Red vs Blue ;)
"Hey" "myeah"
Red vs Blue?
@@bp5449 well in donut's case very light red but ya
I laughed SO loud when TK-FKU gave his designation. And later confirmed it multiple times. Man, whatever you're gonna write next, just keep us posted here, please. The world needs this right now.
Tk-FKU hard
@@bettertelevision968 I don’t get it what’s so funny about TK FKU
@@TobiasBarnes he’s saying “FK U” like “Fuck You”😭
@@TobiasBarnes As in, "FucK YoU." 🙂
Sorry, FKU, Sir!
@@TobiasBarnes It's kind if like saying "F*ck U"
"Didn't work or worked too well" gotta love that line.
True.
I feel some recent geopolitics vibes here..
My vote is go for too well.
"You ever wonder why we're here?" A flood of memories just hit me.. and it was beautiful.
finally i was searching for the Red v Blue fans
In this box canyon?
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?
The opening sequence killed me. Everyone who has ever served in the military has stood quietly at attention with the same two idjits in the back of the formation.
Felt so accurate 😂
Is it bad I can hear what passes as NCO at the front already prepping his ass-chewing lines?
True
I was usually one of the idjits in the back of the formation
@@blister762 Same here. High five! 🤣
This series is always hilarious, but the Rebellion having dial-up nearly made me crack a rib from laughing.
The brilliance of him telling the officer his ID is «FK U» is amazing.
What's the other ones designation it's not as easy to decipher TKFNG F**KING NEW GUY just had to look it up lol.
Padme hit me with some smooth jizz?
Must be a bad com unit 🦻🏻 has ❄️ in his mouth?
SNAFU, FUBAR
FNG is even better. it stands for Fucking new guy
You’ll note that each time the officer tells ”FKU”, he repeat ”FKU, sir!”
U need to have likes even, helped a bit
That killed me 😂🤣😂🤣
"That's why you're here." "You laughed" "That's why i'm here." 😂 great line
I can't stop laughing - these are the real deal. "Ran out of numbers!" These two are priceless, either side they fight for.
By the way, the lighting effects in these shots are amazing.
TK FKU had me rolling.
Turn on CC and "Padme.... hit me with some smooth jizz"
@@gregjaeger13 Never would have thought run-of-the-mill Imperial troops had that much brainpower lol.
saddens me youtuber 50k subs, makes better content then billion dollar industry. Will smith needed to slap the oscars ad Holly wood.
No, the fact that he basically spelled out, "Fuck You," to the commander, is what had me pissing myself. The commander wasn't sure if that was what he heard or not.
“Son I can’t tell if the academy conditioning didn’t work on you, or if it worked too well.” 😂
I think he's just too stupid to understand so it both worked and didn't work in the dumbest ways possible.😂
"TK-FKU" Too funny It's hilarious the Empire has Palpa-tunes and the Rebellion has Padme for their entertainment/ Social media platforms keep up the awesome work I look forward to these short films!
You think the Imperial Officer won't bring up the designation to anybody, especially a high ranking officer? Because if he does, he is so in trouble. Unless he defends himself with a explanation. Though it will be hard to find those two again since they did not reveal their real designation.
FNG...
Pure genius! The whole thing was pure genius.
Since they all look alike, he’ll never find them again.
Pure genius! The whole thing was pure genius.
Since they all look alike, he’ll never find them again.
The officers designation is ID10T
man i swear being a Prior Marine these short films hit differently, pretty accurate to real life
I feel you brother I’m in rn
Respectfully… the RvB referenced touched my inner child, and I loved it. Another masterpiece glittered in comedy gold, keep it going!!!
damn right
Which one? I counted two
I feel this whole short film is a slight homage.
Honestly ahaha I can sense the red vs blue vibes since the first video
I love the little detail they added at 04:20 when he says "I guess they're SNOWED UNDER" and you can see the tough guy trying to hold in a laugh HAHAHA
I laughed so friggin hard at the dial-up noise 😂👌
"Almost there..." 😆
“Mail, Motherf#cker!”
Painful part is that it's only REALLY funny to those of us who lived through those days...
@@RuralTowner Free AOL discs...gifts from the internet Gods... :D
@@BaseDeltaZero1972 I remember those. Either came as part of junk mail sometimes or in a PC magazine.
The dial-up handshake connection though. LMAO!!
Just a quick thank you from an aspiring filmmaker who is much further back on the p[ath in their Unreal quest. These films are not only brilliantly written and executed but massively inspiring to me.
Glad to help :)
@@EpicallyCasual You hirin"?
I got some serious early Red vs Blue vibes from this. Then the "Ever wonder why we're here." Quote. This brought me back.
I was honestly waiting for them to crack that reference ever since the start
@@lozzar1069 I miss red bs blue. i used to binge that shit.
I can't wait for TK-FNG to ask Vader how his day is going? FKU may just back out of the room slowly. Lol
I love these so much. Hope there are many more to come.
Vader was actually cordial towards trooper. Or at least he would just glance at the trooper, stay silent then start walking again. It was the officers Vader hated
@@nixia64 okay, so let's say Vader chokes out an officer and a short time after FNG asks him how his day is going?
@@lopaka76 he would either ignore or scold the trooper, telling him to not address him this way, but I don't think he'd kill him outright. If you think about it, we've never seen Vader unleash his anger on his minions, because he still has respect for soldiers. But not for officers that earned their place from the emperor or by pulling strings and favors
@@nixia64 There was that one comic showing Darth Vader snapping a trooper’s neck upon witnessing Vader’s true face.
@@snipingflute4346 I mean, that's yet something else. Anyone seeing Vader's face would be instantly diagnosed with Die by Vader. There's also a comic that shows him become cordial with a trooper in particular, almost exchanging the same way Anakin and Rex used to.
“The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading”
Classic…
Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone s$!t again.
Anyone that has been In the army knows this is real. This is also the greatest Star Wars fan based stuff ever.
I'd agree... though.. troops is a high bar. If you haven't seen that. Do.. see that. . ;p troops.. a spoof based on cops. Back then it was the same thing.. people liked it better than the movie in the theatre hehe
@@ioncladstudio2688 I saw that years ago. Its very funny and worth checking out.
The dail-up connection won you a forever subscriber.
As a huge star wars fan, I have to say these are better than some of the big budget films. "FNG" had me rollin...Great work!
"I'm not just a number man I'm a crucial part of this machine." I tell myself that everyday when I'm at work
These two troopers are going places 🌞
The latrines... KP... Laundry... ;)
Or the stockade! lols
Headed to the “cave” for wookie milkshakes eh
They headin to the bedroom
I'm just saying, my producers shall hear of them to make contract cameos
I cannot believe I lose RvB and I find THIS?!? I am *ecstatic!!!!*
THANK YOU, Sir!!!! You are filling a void 🖤
These are absolutely genius. Never stop. The writing and performances are perfect.
This brought back so many memories of doing ECP back in the army...the feeling of complete and utter boredom while dealing with a joker, damn I miss it sometimes.
"FKU, sir!" That's brilliant
OMG!!!! I’m speechless…. These Star Wars short films are absolutely amazing! Saying amazing just doesn’t feel good enough for these videos. I can’t believe I’m watching something so brilliant and just just like wow. Like i said speechless. Just wow…
Those two deserve an academy award 👍. A single minute of this series is funnier than an entire season of "comedies" on television today. Keep these coming.
Being the Marine I am, this is how it gets when you're waiting 99% of the time just for orders to go somewhere. I was LMAO from start to finish.
"Alert! Alert! Imperial troops have entered the system."
Three words responsible for me wearing my coffee right now..
"Oh thank god" 😆😆😆😆
@@makingmajic1938 sounds legit ratio wise
I swear Star Wars just keeps getting better and better! I LOVE this hilarious side!! I loved when the rebel trooper had to connect though DIAL UP, indicating the rebels didn't exactly have the latest gear!(scrounging for equipment wherever they can find them!) This had me literally laughing out loud!!
I continue to send these around the halls of Disney, hoping they catch a producer's eye. Brilliant work, keep them coming!
you fool, keep them far far away from DIsney as possible.
ಠ▃ಠ
If this gets taken down we know who to blame
I know you mean well.. but Disney is like a forty foot blind monster covered in oil trying to pick a daisy. It will MASH any sort of original story into a woke syrup. If it should go anywhere it'd to a small independent studio out of nuke range of Disney.. maybe the studio that did iron sky. ;p
I wouldn't because Disney will literally do everything in there power to have these videos removed from TH-cam
Ok, I just had a flashback from almost 40 years ago when I would be on guard duty and our Second Lieutenant would come by for a post briefing. He would always kind of zone out while you were talking, so I would insert some made-up stuff in the middle, and you could see him kind of catching it but then would not be sure if he was zoning out or if I was pulling his chain. My buddies would always crack up when he left. Some things are universal whether you are in the Air Force, Empire, or Rebel Alliance. Great Video.
I love these two.
Which two?
@@youwebz yes
The unstoppable belly-laugh this has provided me has provided the channel with a new fan and subscriber :D
You had me at the Imperial Alarm…funniest thing I have seen in weeks!!!
My new Red vs Blue, thank you all for doing the lord's work
"Padme, hit me with some smooth jizz!"
- Anakin Skywalker (Probably)
Uh, that would imply that Padme has a…
I think jizz is an actual a music genre in the star wars EU at least in the old one
@@darktemplardelta268 na bro jizz is cum i think ur talking about jazz
@@darktemplardelta268 yeah it is a canonical genre, I believe it's spelled Djizz. Not sure if it's EU Canon or Canon Canon but I know I saw it in a SW encyclopedia book I used to have way back in the day.
@@theduggernaut8331 Yes, Max Rebo (sp?) the blue elephant thing in Return of The Jedi was a renowned djizz wailer.
Also, the old canon is now known as the Legends continuity. 🙂
The voice acting and scripts are phenomenal. Really top tier stuff.
These little skits make my day. As a Star Wars fan, I'm feeling like these guys should b helping Disney 4 real...c what I did there
"ever wonder why we're here" is a great red vs blue throw back
Lol the dial up sound though 😂😂well done to whoever made this
This was like a mix of Civil Protection and Red VS Blue, I love it.
The AOL noises just to connect for music we’re nostalgic 😂
That 90's dialup tone killed me 🤣
I am absolutely loving this series, especially with bit at the end with rebels. Hope to see more of this in the future! :D
Did not expect the RvB reference but I am pleased.
Loving this! I want more! Mooooore!
These are my favorite Star Wars stories. I love that the veteran is always stuck with the FNG. Even in the Rebel forces. Keep up the amazing work!
OOOOH MY GOD THIS PIECE OF ART IS WONDERFUL
Seriously, this is some RvB quality here.
Imagine actors like Brolin and Rud doing a TV series with these characters 👌
I would normally think that way but these two voice actors are already so good.. I'd worry about losing the magic. ;p
@@ioncladstudio2688 Brolin and Rudd would be good choices though, if producers went with live action.
Or Josh Brolin and Ryan Reynolds
Best parts were I told him to chill out. And that’s why you’re here. But you laughed! And that’s why I’m here. And the dial up bit at the end. I can’t stop laughing.
The funniest part of this is the announcement in the background “the white zone is for loading and unloading only”
I love how the rebels have dial up to connect..lol
This is awesome. Please, just a simple request: allow CC. I'm not native english speaker and have a hard time catching some lines. Anyways, this is very funny, keep it coming. (that's what she said)
Yep. And it's also super helpful for English speakers stuck at home with kids that make so much noise you can't hear anything!
@@CheapCheerful Or anyone with a hearing problem really
@@seirbells9546 That includes me, a senior citizen putting off getting hearing aids.
@@timl.b.2095: That sounds like more of a solution than a problem, if you know what I mean.
Bro I would KILL for a Red vs Blue remaster with Unreal 5. But only visuals, no changing story or anything.
The R vs B reference 😭
I always got RvB vibes from these but that line about wondering why we’re here really sealed it.
4:20 really gave him the cold shoulder huh
Awesome, the dial up modem was a stroke of genius! I love starwars but could never get into any of the animated series, i didn't like the animation style at all, but this is much better. You should be working for Disney and showing them how it should he done!
Funny as hell. That last 10 seconds was priceless I was in tears. Fricken Ralph and and Norton in Space. I subscribed immediately.
"Do you ever wonder why we're here??"
Bro sent me flying to the past😭
I don't know if the FNG designation was on purpose for the new guy but that's amazing.
it was..
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
I FUCKING SCREAMED AT THAT REFERENCE
TK-FKU is my new favorite
The dial-up scene had me in stitches and reliving some fond memories of blocking the house line and getting told off for it by my mum, the " nearly there" statement did it for
Oh yes that was the dark ages of the enternet
Great great rvb reference. This is legitimately so well written, fantastic job
"You don't know me you've never even seen my face" lool 😭😭🤣🤣
FKU, sir! 🤣
This is awesome. It’s Red vs Blue meets Star Wars.
2:03 that caught me completely off guard there!
I love how this series is taking a page out of Red vs Blue with the whole "just standing there and talking" deal, not to mention that iconic line "y'ever wonder why we're here".
This had me in stitches, it was amazingly funny. Thank you so much for bringing a smile to my face today.
As soon as that scene started I could feel the "Ever wonder why we're here?" in my bones.
4:19 Love that smile😂😂
Give us moreeee of this . We need a series
4:50 Your Jizz won't last. th-cam.com/video/7Do70nztRNE/w-d-xo.html
I love how you can see the other trying to not smile too
"Ever wonder why we're here?"
Brought me back, man. BAck To simpler times. Before the Dark Times....
"SMOOTH JIZZ" 😅 🤣 😅 🤣
Son, I cant tell if the academy conditioning didn't work on you, or it worked too well 🤣🤣
I love how this brought us all together with our past memories
"Hey griff, what's your zombie plan?"
You know who has it better?
The Ewoks
meanwhile...
Yobnob! Urgg ( *bored ewok noises*)
*Don’t you dare mention those things.*
Im getting major red v blue vibes and im loving it
Excellent renders, animation and lighting.... and hilarious to boot! Great work.
I want to independantly fund AFK for no other reason than "Palpatunes."
We’re always open to offers Mr Scorpio :)
3:13 IS THAT RED VS BLUE REFERENCE
All these Star Wars shorts are genius! You guys can't make them quick enough!
We are trying ;)
@@DALLASBARNETT I am a big Star Wars fan, i follow loads of Star Wars related TH-cam channels, i have watched loads of fan made stuff and honestly your shorts are by far the best things out there. The dialogue is so, so good! I can't get enough, i don't know how many times i've watched them. Great stuff! Keep it up guys!
@@SoundSignals Full credit for the writing goes to Peter Haynes, with input from myself and Cal (mostly Cal). This honestly started out as a workflow test for UE5 and was never meant for public viewing. Glad it escaped into the internet though.
@@DALLASBARNETT Happy accidents always produce the best outcomes, simply brilliant stuff. I look forward to more. Thank you!
I love all your star wars clips keep the good work.
the previous episode the stormtrooper was shocked how their armor doesn't actually deflect any light weaponry. Now the rebel soldier is jealous as how their armor has built in heating. Thats CLEVER writing!
I often thought the other side held the greener grass...
But every time I jumped the fence it would quickly wither and pass.
Like a fart in the wind
The animation of face of the Imperial officer was AMAZING!
I love the dial up ,lol , I wonder how many young adults caught that lol
I’m loving this! I never thought of seeing the day in the life of Stormtroopers!
TK-FKU 🤣 “FKU sir!”
This needs to be pitched to Disney. I'll so watch it. (It would be refreshing seeing a humble story / comedy about normal ground troopers who won't decide the fate of everything)
Bless the maker! I am starting to enjoy fan fix far more that the Disney's sequals! (Read it in 3-CPO'voice)
Oh man, that connection tone brings back memories!