Sad thing is, my battle buddy in Basic was the son of a Col. His dad pulled him out for dinner once and it made his life MISERABLE. Drill Sgts tore harder into him knowing who he was.
"Cookie Chillout" - that was extra funny because that COULD be an actual phrase. This sketch was good, the way his voice broke on "Cheesecake Factory" too, I cracked up
@@inthecouchproductions8103 - That is very cool, it has the implication of a good time with a relaxed atmosphere! Oops, I made a pun with the "cool", didn't I? It was not intentional! I promise! 😊
Alec Baldwin just pulled out the best delivery of a flubbed line I've ever seen. Usually they stutter the end and repeat it making you aware they effed up but by embracing it ,man that's talent
@@ncrranger6409 No, at least not in the US military, or likely any Western military. The military discourages relationships within the service branch and between officers and enlisted, but is ok with both so long as they're not in the same chain of command.
When I was in basic training in the NZ army, we had a mate in our platoon whose mother was the commander-in-chief of the entire reserve force. He very wisely kept it quiet until graduation day. Smart man.
I love everyone criticizing the way they stand, or Alex Baldwin or the fact this isn't the real depiction of how a father would be towards a lower ranking soldier. This is a skit. This is just for fun. It is not meant to be serious. Alec Baldwin is an actor, he obviously not in the military nor has he ever claimed to be. He is an actor, he is doing his damn job and fucking acting. I'm pretty sure people clicked on this video just to criticize it and be negative. Why watch it if you are going to be offended?
Maddie Brown nobody is being offended dumbass, we're doing it for fun, it's inevitable... at least everytime I watch something that's reenacting army shit, I always spot the mistakes... anywho, why are you so butt hurt over other people being butthurt?
Maddie Brown i just watched it cause i love them but its always fun (for me at least)to see what they fucked up on.... thats not a proper position of attention, drill seargents are supposed to have a drill sargent insignia on their right chest pocket, those are haircuts need to be cut down so that the hairs are not touching the ear, those "snakes" on their boots (shoelaces) needs to be tucked into the boot itself, thats not the correct way to get into the push up position, definetly thats not how you recover from it as well, however i fucking love snl and its just a things i like to do kinda if ur really passionate about something and someone recreates it you would want to look for the mistakes they did lol specially here on the comment section EVERYONE will point out if you misspelled something
Reminds me of my dad's story from being a cavalryman. He was thrown by his horse on the way to an inspection, so he had mud on his boots. The captain goes "Has Gustavsson not polished his shoes?!" and dad goes "NO, CAPTAIN!"
He has consistently been one of the best hosts of SNL since the 1990s. I'll never forget his "Schwetty Balls" sketch from 20 years ago now. Wow, time flies!
Meanwhile his son has the rank of Corporal in Basic Training meaning his dad got him promoted when it’s not even really possible to be promoted that early
It’s literally only 10 in TRADOC. The most unrealistic thing about this video beside not calling it Charlie company is that the officer is a dick. The few officers you see in basic are generally pretty chill
I’m 99% sure that the chili cookout part was just Alec Baldwin messing up his line, but the way he corrected himself made it 10 times funnier. It happens all the time during snl because the skits are performed live, so normally they just ignore it and keep going, but he was able to turn it into a line that totally could’ve been scripted. Props to him, that was awesome
As a veteran myself I spotted mistakes but it didn't bother me as much. They are not insulting or disrespecting soldiers. Out of the Army, collecting VA disability, got a couple of college degrees, here for a good laugh or two and nothing else. Those that are criticizing the skit or the people that didn't do their homework when it came to standing at attention when calling soldiers to attention or wearing unit patches in training it's just a skit. Hey maybe they didn't think about it past the uniform.
Yeah, more than likely those uniforms are reused from other skits. I doubt they make new clothes for every performance. Also, thank you for your service.
How about it’s false valor and it’s required for movies or tv shows to have deficiencies in the uniform to be federally legal, all the boot laces are untucked that was a guarantee that it would be totally legal. The more you know, HOOAH!
Mike Porter its true when i was stationed in korea i got attached with a sf unit in yongsan we went to the field for 30 days and people were smoking with no headgear on. Noone shaved
could've been one of those NCO from other branches that transferred to the army from the navy or air force since they didn't have a specific mos they wanted in the other branch. I've seen a sergeant from the navy who was doing basic training with us.
Alec Baldwin's flawless recovery shows what a pro he is. 15x hosting or whatever. Didn't miss a beat. He also hides his glances at the cards really well.
Yeeesssss I was saying the same thing. That recovery is the stuff of acting legends. Watch Leslie Jones flub a line or any host or cast member and they stop halfway through to correct it and it's always awful and awkward and here by embracing it, he flipped it and made it a thousand times funnier. I kept wondering how one recovers from a flubbed line and I think I found my new technique
Veteran here and even I know that they must not wear the uniform correct due to them not actually serving. Jesus... so many morons in the comment section.
Jacob Nash tell that to the producers of such movies like Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down etc. etc. if you're gonna mimick something at leas have some respect and do it right. I mean I know it's a comedy skit and all, but most of us are spotting the mistakes just for fun.
I'm not a veteran and i haven't served yet, i'm going to enlist in June hopefully. But there are a bunch of errors, first one and correct me if i'm wrong but as far as i know if you call a a drill sergeant "Sir" they wil flip their shit.
Sad thing is, my battle buddy in Basic was the son of a Col. His dad pulled him out for dinner once and it made his life MISERABLE. Drill Sgts tore harder into him knowing who he was.
Wow, thanks for sharing
That's mean!! 🤔
Your full of shit
@Spider Mike shit is digested food about to be excreted normally. But you're full of spiders, and that's just f'ed up!!!
Dan Norseman my great grand dad was a well-known colonel veteran. so his son, my grand dad, joined the coast guard. 👍
"HE'S ADJUSTING WELL, SIR"
Hannah Lynch Best line
"You got a wand up your as s Harry potter??" OML
"Sir, no sir!"
SIR NO SIR
Sir no sir!!!😭
Glad to hear it.
HI
"my commanding officer wants to have a word with you!" *wife comes out*
me: *dies*
Legit
It would have brought the studio down if the wife is also in the army.
And he made a friend!
Lies again? Serie A Leader
"And I started that rumor!" - drill instructors in a nutshell. At least, that's my anecdotal experience.
That line delivery too 😄
It's so true. Navy vet here and our RDCs(Drill instructors) came up with the funniest shit to say.
"SIR, CHEESECAKE FACTORY, SIR!" 😭😭😭😭
EXCELLENT CHOICE, HUGE MENU, SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I about died when he yelled that LOL!
I lost it then 😂
PFFFTTTTT-
"Cookie Chillout" - that was extra funny because that COULD be an actual phrase. This sketch was good, the way his voice broke on "Cheesecake Factory" too, I cracked up
I used to run a stand up comedy show in Portland and named it the Cookie Chillout because of this sketch
@@inthecouchproductions8103 - That is very cool, it has the implication of a good time with a relaxed atmosphere! Oops, I made a pun with the "cool", didn't I? It was not intentional! I promise! 😊
Alec Baldwin just pulled out the best delivery of a flubbed line I've ever seen. Usually they stutter the end and repeat it making you aware they effed up but by embracing it ,man that's talent
Better than how he ad libs with a loaded gun on a movie set
@@williamgullett8071 How original
@@williamgullett8071seriously, get a life
The way Mikey closed his eyes while Alec was talking to Moffat is such a realistic move, basically saying “Oh my god, seriously?”
I actually love these four most when they play off each other in skits!
Cookie Chillout.. Man he flipped that line back so good. Baldwin is great on this show
Every parent. No matter what.
Oh! Yup 🤣
nope, my father was like Stalin who ruined my life.
I wish
how did they keep a straight face at cookie chill out?
Editing
It's live television
Really fast editing.
@@bluedevil3d104 underrated comment :'D
comrade-in- comment-section He made a mistake. He meant Chili 🌶 Cookout first but said cookie 🍪 chill out.
"AND I STARTED THAT RUMOR!!" hehe
sammy eagleson That IS what a Sgt would say. Loved that especially.
I love that his commanding officer was his wife 😂😂😂
Most realistic thing about this skit.
Household Six will make your life miserable if you disobey her
Can that actually happen in the army
@@ncrranger6409 No, at least not in the US military, or likely any Western military. The military discourages relationships within the service branch and between officers and enlisted, but is ok with both so long as they're not in the same chain of command.
As married man of 9 years he ain’t wrong lol
I love how he called his wife his commanding officer 😂😂
SIR CHEESECAKE FACTORY SIR
abhiofficial Bit hard to go there after terrorist blew it up.
"good choice, big menu, something on there for everyone" LMAO
🤣
"...and he made a friend..." lol
Lothar Roberts “okay. Hey Mr. Popular.” #me
Cookie Chillout lmmfao!!
Frozen raw cookie dough on a stick?
Brandon Tuttle chili cookout? I'll pass. cookie chillout sign me the fuck up
Loki HatesU
A cookie chillout sounds like fun. Have some cookies and chill.
Daniel Bradford I was thinking the same thing. I cant think of a less threatening or more harmless event than a cookie chilloff.
When I was in basic training in the NZ army, we had a mate in our platoon whose mother was the commander-in-chief of the entire reserve force.
He very wisely kept it quiet until graduation day. Smart man.
3:35 "My commanding officer wants to have a word with you" then his wife enters. Hilarious
I love everyone criticizing the way they stand, or Alex Baldwin or the fact this isn't the real depiction of how a father would be towards a lower ranking soldier. This is a skit. This is just for fun. It is not meant to be serious. Alec Baldwin is an actor, he obviously not in the military nor has he ever claimed to be. He is an actor, he is doing his damn job and fucking acting. I'm pretty sure people clicked on this video just to criticize it and be negative. Why watch it if you are going to be offended?
Maddie Brown nobody is being offended dumbass, we're doing it for fun, it's inevitable... at least everytime I watch something that's reenacting army shit, I always spot the mistakes... anywho, why are you so butt hurt over other people being butthurt?
TemeNickyPlane1 - You're a meanieface!
Maddie Brown i just watched it cause i love them but its always fun (for me at least)to see what they fucked up on....
thats not a proper position of attention, drill seargents are supposed to have a drill sargent insignia on their right chest pocket, those are haircuts need to be cut down so that the hairs are not touching the ear, those "snakes" on their boots (shoelaces) needs to be tucked into the boot itself, thats not the correct way to get into the push up position, definetly thats not how you recover from it as well,
however i fucking love snl and its just a things i like to do
kinda if ur really passionate about something and someone recreates it you would want to look for the mistakes they did lol specially here on the comment section EVERYONE will point out if you misspelled something
TemeNickyPlane1 Maddie Brown doesn’t understand the big green weenie. The butthurt is strong with that one
Are you kidding? This is EXACTLY how the American military is.
Having just smoked up, I gotta tell you, a cookie chillout sounds AWESOME!!!!!
Jeffrey Anderson nobody cares jew
DouxHD lol
DouxHD no one needs to know that
Might be the best youtube comment in history. Very well done.
COOKIE CHILLOUT!!!!! I WANT THAT ON A T-SHIRT NOW!!!!
Cookie chillout is objectively funnier than the original line :)
Gurpy Colors i
OMG when he said that I just about died laughing and then you said you want that on a tshirt I was like me too!
Alec: “You got a wand up your ass, Harry Potter?!”
Kyle: “SIR, NO SIR!”
Me: Dying
Reminds me of my dad's story from being a cavalryman. He was thrown by his horse on the way to an inspection, so he had mud on his boots. The captain goes "Has Gustavsson not polished his shoes?!" and dad goes "NO, CAPTAIN!"
Awwwwwww he's such a doting father, I happy squealed throughout
That's no drill sargent. That's the president of the united states
He favors his children just like Trump does in a really bad way......
Jackson McKagan Did anyone else read this in a shouting drill sergeant voice or was it just me?
Commander in Chief*
lol
You mean Chimander-in keef.
Can i just say Alec Baldwin has been killing it lately in SNL! 😊
RJ and PAULA Lol. You mean only his Donald Trump acting. 😂
RJTroncoso lol.... 😑
RJ and PAULA Nope he's not
No. you may not....
He has consistently been one of the best hosts of SNL since the 1990s. I'll never forget his "Schwetty Balls" sketch from 20 years ago now. Wow, time flies!
"SIR, CHEESECAKE FACTORY, SIR!"
Damn it, SNL. I haven't laughed this hard in months.
This is actually kind of cute.
NOT ONE OF YOU IS FIT ENOUGH TO BE IN MY ARMY
Oh my goodness son you look so handsome in that uniform I’m so proud of you
Meanwhile his son has the rank of Corporal in Basic Training meaning his dad got him promoted when it’s not even really possible to be promoted that early
@@ATFprdepartment That is private first class, not corporal
Wow 8 pushups who knew the military was so serious.
Ikr I can't do 8 pushups
TRADOC
No real military guy
I had to do 25 sit ups in gym class
It’s literally only 10 in TRADOC. The most unrealistic thing about this video beside not calling it Charlie company is that the officer is a dick. The few officers you see in basic are generally pretty chill
“Dad stop” LMFAOOOOOO
1:34 “uh dad i beg you to stop” i already knew it’d get worse from there. btw when he said that, i died of laughter 🤣
"What's wrong with you?! You got a wand up your ass, Harry Potter?!"
I have never laughed so much! 🤣🤣
I’m 99% sure that the chili cookout part was just Alec Baldwin messing up his line, but the way he corrected himself made it 10 times funnier. It happens all the time during snl because the skits are performed live, so normally they just ignore it and keep going, but he was able to turn it into a line that totally could’ve been scripted. Props to him, that was awesome
Know what else was awesome about Alec Baldwin? When he shot those people and killed that girl.
@@williamgullett8071dude, get a life
don't go pee pee in the bathtub
Stan Buczak it belongs in the potty
Dani yes sir dad
“Cause pee pee goes in the potty!”
Buch because pee pee goes in the... potty
@@ashergillette1689 tyyyy
"and i started that rumor" so epic.
Shhhh. It's okay. it's just a skit done on TV. You need to go to a cookie chillout.
Evelyn Cornwell You're one funny dude.
Chilli cookout you meant.
he covered that mistake PERFECTLY
As a veteran myself I spotted mistakes but it didn't bother me as much. They are not insulting or disrespecting soldiers. Out of the Army, collecting VA disability, got a couple of college degrees, here for a good laugh or two and nothing else. Those that are criticizing the skit or the people that didn't do their homework when it came to standing at attention when calling soldiers to attention or wearing unit patches in training it's just a skit. Hey maybe they didn't think about it past the uniform.
Yeah, more than likely those uniforms are reused from other skits. I doubt they make new clothes for every performance.
Also, thank you for your service.
How about it’s false valor and it’s required for movies or tv shows to have deficiencies in the uniform to be federally legal, all the boot laces are untucked that was a guarantee that it would be totally legal. The more you know, HOOAH!
i see snakes
Chrially2931 thanks for your service
Tyler Heverling Thank God someone else knows this
"And, he made a friend.."
"Okaaay, heyy Mr. popular" LOOOOOOL xD
FYI the uniforms and bunk bed are more accurate than in most moves made in past 15 years .
IDK whether to believe this or not
"WHO THE HELL JUST LAUGHED?!?"
Me: Oh crap! He can see me?!
SIR! CHEESECAKE FACTORY, SIR!!!!!!!!!!!
“CHILI COOKOUT I SAID!!!!!” LMAO 😂
He should have answered "your mother wants to know what you want for your dinner" with "cookie chillout"!
Should be called "Drill Sergeant Daddy."
That sounds wrong, right?
Joey Scerbo colonel drill sergeant? I don’t think so
That wasn’t the drill sergeant, that was the Colonel
Beck is hardly in this but when he plays the straight man, he always makes me laugh. His delivery is the best of the best
2:59 the noise he makes after Larson says "Potty" haha 😄
They even made his son a higher rank than the other soldiers lmaooo attention to detail
Just so you know your wrong the dude beside him was a Corporal definitely not lower than a PFC. I should know I am one lol his "friend" has 2 chevrons
There's literally no attention to detail in this whole skit😂😂
I love Alex Baldwin so damn much
False, you don't. You'd know it was _Alec_.
Yeah man, Axel Boldwing is the best.
Al Bordlin
ALLYNN BINOCULARS
how many times did you say that before he started trashing trump , ill just answer for you ZERO lol
For being an ebrassing Dad. He has one thing right. Calling his wife. The comandering officer. lol
I’m glad they have such a kind relationship even though it’s the wrong time to express it lmao
This comment got to me lmao
can we just ignore the military inaccuracies and just watch it for the comedy. It's jusy a comedy show
If you're going to play the part then do it right. It was funny though.
at least they got the "yes drill sergeant" instead of "yes sir" thing right
sarah its hard for us veterans...
Only desk jockies care about the stupid shit like hands in pockets. 😅
Mike Porter its true when i was stationed in korea i got attached with a sf unit in yongsan we went to the field for 30 days and people were smoking with no headgear on. Noone shaved
Interesting how this was recommended to me now
I need to find a cookie chill out
Oh my god their were literally floating heads yelling at each other
Y’know, calling his wife his commanding officer is both hilarious and adorable.
It really isn’t. It’s pathetic and a large part of what is wrong with society.
@@shanedingz Oh yes, be the killjoy. Everyone LOVES that.
@@cleffa173 lol accurate response. Was in a bad mood tryna watch some SNL to cheer up. Your reply was helpful
@@shanedingz Oh, well, glad to see you’re feeling better. But I must say, when you’re angry, you REALLY shouldn’t take it out on others.
@@cleffa173 I apologize. Wasn’t trying to take it out on you. So many comments are pointing out the same thing and it’s just such a cliché
the nod the soldier gives him after he says "the Chili Cookout I SAID!" priceless :)
When Larson put his hands in his pockets I died omg
COOKIE CHILLOUT
Cookiez and chilled milk!
"My commanding officer"
This man knows the deal.
Most embarrassing dad ever..?.....
Nope.
The Col stumbling over his words and then screaming about it is so accurate 😂
this is literally the only time alex has EVER broken omg
"my commanding officer wants a word with you! Aten-hut!"
"Hi, mom."
“Do you got a wand up your ass Harry Potter?”
Lmfao
Good for you Alex for not laughing and Mikey day is just brilliant
Alex???
All of the SNL drill sargeants need together for a scene
“I meant ‘chili cookout’, *DAMNIT!”*
Awesome. I love it. He said it 3 times till he got it right.😂😂
must be nice joining as a corporal lol
Technically an NCO as a recruit. That doesn't happen. I think I saw 1 corporal the entire time I was in (3 years).
could've been one of those NCO from other branches that transferred to the army from the navy or air force since they didn't have a specific mos they wanted in the other branch. I've seen a sergeant from the navy who was doing basic training with us.
True, I didn't think about that.
Scott Yi wouldn’t that make them a specialist. I know you can join as an E-4 but not sure if can go join as a corporal.
@@noodles5438 with prior service depending on the branch and your rank in that branch you can join the army as an NCO
3:47 *me to myself when someone likes my picture*
Baldwin was obviously looking at cue cards, but he was great!
Alec Baldwin's flawless recovery shows what a pro he is. 15x hosting or whatever. Didn't miss a beat. He also hides his glances at the cards really well.
Yeeesssss I was saying the same thing. That recovery is the stuff of acting legends. Watch Leslie Jones flub a line or any host or cast member and they stop halfway through to correct it and it's always awful and awkward and here by embracing it, he flipped it and made it a thousand times funnier. I kept wondering how one recovers from a flubbed line and I think I found my new technique
Why they wearing rank when they in basic
everybody has rank when they are in basic! From E-1 PV1 to SPC E-4 for enlisted. And that is not the position of attention.
cuz no one gives a fuck bro
don't wear unit patches either
This skit bugged me too, probably because of those hands 😂
marvilando depends where you went for basic...when i went threw on day one they stripped us to fuzzys
This skit was so sweet XD. I love how he introduced his wife as his superior officer :3 , signs of a wonderful marriage and unfortunately it's fake...
A cookie chill out don't sound too bad 😂😂
"You got a wand up your ass Harry Potter?" lmao dying
1:59 "you gotta wand up your ass harry potter?!" I'm crying 🤣
"My commanding officer wants a word with you" 😂
his commanding officer was his wife.. 😂
its so fun to actually be laughing at SNL again!
Oh hey mister popular 🤣🤣
Eventually the drill sergeant got discharged for accidentally firing weapon on recruit, believing the chamber to be empty.
I like how his dad is embarrassing him the whole time.
this was a great skit
Any other veterans just watching this to spot all the mistakes?
it's a comedy skit
Veteran here and even I know that they must not wear the uniform correct due to them not actually serving. Jesus... so many morons in the comment section.
Jacob Nash tell that to the producers of such movies like Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down etc. etc. if you're gonna mimick something at leas have some respect and do it right. I mean I know it's a comedy skit and all, but most of us are spotting the mistakes just for fun.
I'm not a veteran and i haven't served yet, i'm going to enlist in June hopefully. But there are a bunch of errors, first one and correct me if i'm wrong but as far as i know if you call a a drill sergeant "Sir" they wil flip their shit.
All those untucked bootlaces, even on the colonel... *shudders*
I don't know why but the part where he yells "And I started that rumor!" is always the funniest to me!
"My commanding officer what's a word with u!"🤣🤣🤣
He is a kernel but the commanding officer is his wife. So lovely.
Colonel
Vishal Yadaa will he turn into popcorn?
Its the kernel of truth
I mean, Mikey does look great in uniform 🤷🏼♀️
" Except you, you're my brave little man ", 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Colonel Larsen is an expert marksman
Dont give him a gun!!!!
“C company” lmao it’s Charlie but it’s cool
SNL was funny as shit this week lol
Agreed. This skit was hilarious.
This is the funniest clip on TH-cam
“Got a wand up your ass Harry Potter?”
I think I just found my senior quote😂
I think that a cookie chill-out would be fun too