It's kinda cute that A.B.A thinks Paracelsus has so much rizz that he can pull everyone. She has a lot of confidence in his looks, just not in herself.
Happily enough in the lore, they end up a lot healthier with a very good relationship! A.B.A. recognized the relationship was toxic and wanted to change, and she did. She was fixed and it was super wholesome.
@@jinzo6453 I mean from her victory screen, she's clearly been rizzing up Paracelsus for quite a while now lol. I question why Para can feel horny in his face too though, he ain't so innocent.
@@cursetenfold"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze." -Deadman
It's funny because this is actually pretty close to what he was like before ABA found him recently, just replace "smashing a bunch of people then walking out on them" with "compelling them to use him to slaughter people and go increasingly insane until they died in the process". You know, because he's actually a giant axe. ...That looks like a key. Because he can shapeshift to look like whatever would incite a prospective wielder into picking him up, and ABA really likes keys. Because, you see, she was born in a--
the whole female roster ... edit : that was accused ... joining the head shake killed me edit: sorry guys don't play guilty gear didn't know this wasn't the entire roster
it's not everyone. There's no Ramlethal, I-No, or Bridget. The cast has 10 female characters, 15 male characters (soon to be 16), Testament, and the bed.
@@lucasaraujodossantos7525 don't worry about it. i only remembered bridget because of a follow-up image i saw on twitter, and i-no cause I main her. I had to look through the list to remember ramlethal
0:28 -Sol Badguy- Frederick Bulsara would like to know your location Also gotta love the fact that the only person she believes wouldn't come after Paracelsus is Ram
@@someoneontheinternet9033 i mean, how would you get bridget pregnant? I don't think his pullout game is so astronomically atrocious that he would get her pregnant.
ABA thinks that because Paracelsus is with her, it means he has infinite rizz and could pull any man, woman or Testament as he wants. But he just wants everyone to remain chill.
The funny thing is that paracelsus is such a sweetheart and he genuinely loves A.B.A despite everything going on in her head. These two are an adorable couple.
the yapping continues absolutely love the head shaking getting more intense, and the sudden more characters coming in lol also appreciate the Blue Archive music, it's very fitting for shenanigans also also, I like A.B.A's expression at the end. and ayy grats on the members : )
mf said 'Wisdom, Patience, Empathy, Kindness, Serenity, Clarity Break out! Break out! Turn the key to a world untold Life is a maze woven with words BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! Sick and tired Normal or not, no big deal I'm just a quirky note in the symphony (Quirky note) (Quirky note) Change your view, change the meaning Creepiness It's, It's, It's worthwhile Bothersome At times, it's kindness Depressed Sickness Those are virtues of mine! Courage, Integrity, Purpose, Humility Respect, Loyalty, Responsibility forges the armor Liberty, Curiosity Compassion and Affection Words weave a stealthy chain Break out! Break out! Turn the key to a world untold Life is a maze woven with words BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! Sick and tired Normal or not, no big deal I'm just a quirky note in the symphony (Quirky note) (Quirky note) Change your view, change the meaning Creepiness It's, It's, It's worthwhile Bothersome At times, it's kindness Depressed Sickness Those are virtues of mine! I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference The armor of words It's fine, I've found my fit Freedom! Freedom! Turn the key to a world untold Love is a maze woven with words LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT-SHOUT! Let's journey together Normal or not, no big deal We're just quirky notes in the symphony (Quirky notes) That's why it's beautiful I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference (La la la...)[1] Break out! Break out! Turn the key to a world untold Break out! Break out! Life is a maze woven with words We're just quirky notes in the symphony I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference I'm not here to fit in this world I just want to make a difference'
She does in ABA's "nightmare" as we'll put it, but not in person when she appears with everyone else to shale their heads, which is funny because it makes it seem like ABA doesn't actually know Baiken and has just heard of her in passing lol.
You know, the end screen is even funnier when you know that A.B.A doesn't like him that much, Pot tried to help her, bring her to Zepp and everything, and she was: "No, you're weird man with big hands"
In case for those who don't really know this game, that key is a demon weapon that talks and is the husband of A.B.A. The reason why he's shaped like a key is because A.B.A. has an obsession with keys He sounds like he's a beginner youtuber with glasses reviewing animes and is probably the most normal character in the entire game.
Honestly, I can kind of relate to this. Overcoming the fear of being cheated and or abandoned by a partner is needed for anyone who wants to be loved, that's why trust is so important, moreso nowadays.
Honestly, considering her past, can you blame her? Basic gist, iirc, is: She's a homuculus that was made by a scientist named Hohenheim Paracelsus, but he got captured by the government to do science things before she was born, so she spent most of her life locked in his lab. Then she found the key out, and became obsessed with keys. Then she found a relic that looked like a GIANT KEY (really a demon axe that preys on its victims' insecurities and makes them kill until they die... before another character defeated and sealed him and made him mellow out a bit) and named it after her father, Then, decided her new one-and-only "friend" was also her husband, much to his chagrin. Apparently, she's one of the purest characters in the cast. It's just... no one taught her how to socialize and so on, so...
A.B.A. and Elphelt aren't *that* different, all things considered. Except Elphelt is like that for everyone else, while A.B.A. is like that only for Paracelsus...
I know that Paracelsus and the girls are shaking their heads side to side super fast, but when I first saw this I thought their heads were spinning in circles.
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It’s crazy how the most normal guilty gear character is a giant talking key
he was a blood crazed demon once, I wonder what changed
@@davevirgileoconse4475marriage
To be fair he used to be pretty whacky too. But life has a way to us all man.
@@davevirgileoconse4475 Marriage. That's what happened.
@@AriesZeroWell, marriage and getting his ass beat by Slayer according to the wiki.
It's kinda cute that A.B.A thinks Paracelsus has so much rizz that he can pull everyone. She has a lot of confidence in his looks, just not in herself.
wdym "thinks" she has eyes
He has the key to their hearts or something, I dunno.
@@bettyspaghetti3018 he knows how to unlock a woman's heart.
He literally have an animation where he stick his key tip inside everyone.
@@thien0300 but does it impregnate them? if yes..... Is Potemkin pregnant!? Gone wrong 18+. /s
I like the part where she's super jealous but still imagines he'd be a deadbeat dad lmao
She just believes her husband has that much rizz
well the paracetamol has a bad rep so is not far from the tree
@@Apt23-v8uI don't know if this is intentional or a typo but it's still funny, I will now exclusively be referring to Paracelsus as paracetamol
@@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv calling things by their names its like, so unfunny
@@ToyotaCorolla-en2mvYeah, just a trend in Guilty Gear memes to call characters the wrong name. Ky, Kyle. Bridget, Brisket. Baiken, Bacon. Etc
I like how a.b.a thinks the Paracelsus pullout game it absolutely atrocious that a baby is born 100% of the time.
Well... He is a giant key that can barely move on his own so...
bro couldn't pull out of a driveway
Have you considered that he might intentionally be making as much key-human offspring as possible?
Super sperm
lindmorn5909 Bro… what?
I like how it devolves from "He's leaving me for her" to "He's leaving me for EVERYONE"
Not even Elphelt will entertain this marriage fantasy lol
She may be down bad for anyone who can breathe in her general location, but she isn't gonna marry a key.
@@coomcharger6105 And she still has self-preservation, y’know?
Elph's no homewrecker.
@@tdimensional6733 her instakill in xrd says otherwise
@@tdimensional6733I think this is the real reason. She doesn't just want a happy marriage for herself, after all
Never thought I’d feel bad for a over sized door key
He's an axe
@@My2Cents.iF7934🤓
@@My2Cents.iF7934looks key enough.
Became a key for ABA @@Tilde_Shii
@@My2Cents.iF7934 *was.
A.B.A doesn't need her meds, she needs the whole pharmacy.
Paracelus is such a player, lmao.
That key's got mad game
I see you everywhere pudding I swear to god
@@juanokug4he's a key that can unlock many locks😉😉
Happily enough in the lore, they end up a lot healthier with a very good relationship! A.B.A. recognized the relationship was toxic and wanted to change, and she did. She was fixed and it was super wholesome.
To be fair she got a whole ass key where her brain supposed to be
A.B.A. making her own NTR fanfic in her head.
Is she a relative of Kazuya from Rent-A-Girlfriend?
@@BknMoonStudios probably.
@@BknMoonStudiosat least A.B.A is likable.
@@appsmasher7932True
At least she actually has progress unlike cuckzuya
A.B.A: He wIlL pUt hIS HUGE KEY inTo tHe HOLE, aNd oPeN thE dOoR...
Paracelsus: A.B.A, WHAT THE FU...
You know, since I played her arcade mode, I've always jokingly said "She's definitely tried having Paracelsus 'unlock her'."
@@jinzo6453the funniest thing is that in +R's arcade mode, I-No suggests that A.B.A. already tried to do that.
@@jinzo6453 I mean from her victory screen, she's clearly been rizzing up Paracelsus for quite a while now lol. I question why Para can feel horny in his face too though, he ain't so innocent.
@@Sirportugueseimpliying that she did not
@@SirportugueseAnd what was her rebuttal?😂
potemkin is the only one she should worry about with his iron-clad rizz
ARMOR CLAD OF RIZZZZ
IM A FOOL
iron-clad cheeks more like, looking at that one jack-o video.
@@wirusan4829I KNOW NOTHING
Amen soldier
A sane, rational, human. 3 things ABA is not.
we can work on rational. she does seem to know that her realtionship is really unhealty
So... that means shes an insane, irrational corpse?
Sounds about right.
Yea,she is in the same boat of creation as the wublins,Wubbox and monculus and kinda the ethereal workshop gang
As well as the same weapon boat as sora
And in the insanity boat with a lot of insane characters
ABA making Paracelsus even worse than a usual cheater, WTF lady, cut your husband some slack, he's literally been with you for over 10 years now!
Her imagination is so "great" that everyone shakes their heads like they're at a rock concert :)
They're headbanging horizontally
*Playing Anji's Rock Parade theme*
Their heads are straight up spinning in circle at Mach speeds.
Guilty Gear's biggest yapper
The biggest yapper of today (A.B.A.) Vs The biggest yapper in history (Bedman)
@@cursetenfold"We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze."
-Deadman
@@cursetenfold"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the yappologist."
And Chaos' taunt
@@Tae-Ho-w8lChaos’s rants are entirely optional
Elphelt when fantasy marriage to literally anyone: 😍😍😍😍
Elphelt when NTR: *"Hard pass"*
Elph ain't a homebreaker
She's a good girl, a bit desperate, but a good girl still.
Ironically the one person Elphelt *doesn't* want to marry.
she isnt a homewrecker
"person" you say?
She does, but would never break up a relationship like that
She ships them hard
A.B.A. really said Para is beyond gender and can even pull Pottemkin of all people
well he is an axe
if anything is beyond gender it's an enlivened inanimate object
Seek help
@@sucinistro how about you seek some men
She knows her husband has the unrelenting rizz to pull the in-universe version of Captain america, but for a flying country
A.B.A has some serious issues, but I can relate to the Anxiety Hell Spiral of your thoughts going out of control.
All this in A.B.A's head, and Elphelt probably just said 'Hi' or something.
I choose to believe Elphelt just told Para that she really likes Nago and A.B.A. just started spiraling. Because that's kinda funny to me.
0:37 OH....oh?
A reminder, A.B.A. has tried to put Para into her keyhole according to an arcade ending.
Take a guess how well that went.
Our favourite key has been through *a lot.*
I dont think aba succeeded, and if she did holy hell bless paracelsus
Well according to her lore she can recover most injuries thanks to her being...what kind of monster is A.b.a again
@Some1_357
@@deyontemyers4109 Homonculous
@@deyontemyers4109 homunculus
No a.b.a, no one wants to "do stuff" with a key besides you, and that's why you're cool
Speak for yourself, Paracelsus can do anything he wants to me
OK
guess i'm a.b.a now
@@squirtleislife1312 obvious joke incoming:
Id let him lock me.
Wrong, I'd be fine letting him wriggle around in my keyhole ;)
(Dear god I hate that I just typed this)
I don't even know Guilty Gear Strive, but holy moly your art is way too good and adorable.
Thank you haha
Happy chaos would pretend to be gay and rizz up the key just to make aba mad
Pretend?
He would BOTH pretend and not pretend, just to maximise trolling
@@matthewlong7547 Man can be both pansexual AND aro-ace, depending on the ”scene”.
This is the best explanation of happy chaos I’ve ever seen
so this is the origin of the pregnant happy chaos sticker on the rad chad discord
I know nothing about Guilty Gear but I'll consider this as the actual lore, yes.
yeah its completely canon
It's funny because this is actually pretty close to what he was like before ABA found him recently, just replace "smashing a bunch of people then walking out on them" with "compelling them to use him to slaughter people and go increasingly insane until they died in the process". You know, because he's actually a giant axe. ...That looks like a key. Because he can shapeshift to look like whatever would incite a prospective wielder into picking him up, and ABA really likes keys. Because, you see, she was born in a--
there is a man named That Man, and another one named Sol Badguy. anything goes in that universe
@@marcfyreIdk anything about the game, born in a what?
Same
To be honest is kinda crazy ABA thinks Paracelsus is such a high value guy, SO HIGH that if she doesn't shackle him to her he would make a harem
Wdym? She has every right to fear for it, since Paracelsus can get it 🥵
A.B.A: *yapping*
Paracelsus:🤫🧏
Paracelsus mewing streak is crazy
Damn, A.B.A. really just fabricated a 7-season story arc from a single interaction.
A.B.A thinks Paracelsus is johnny bruh
“Just Key, s’anyone’s call now”
the whole female roster ... edit : that was accused ... joining the head shake killed me
edit: sorry guys don't play guilty gear didn't know this wasn't the entire roster
I never noticed that for a game with so many characters, GGS has a very small female cast lol😅
it's not everyone. There's no Ramlethal, I-No, or Bridget. The cast has 10 female characters, 15 male characters (soon to be 16), Testament, and the bed.
@@big_azzy Damn, I didn't stop to remember them, I just remembered the ones that appeared in the video. Sorry.
@@lucasaraujodossantos7525 don't worry about it. i only remembered bridget because of a follow-up image i saw on twitter, and i-no cause I main her. I had to look through the list to remember ramlethal
@@big_azzyBridget isn't female though.. 🤢
0:28
-Sol Badguy- Frederick Bulsara would like to know your location
Also gotta love the fact that the only person she believes wouldn't come after Paracelsus is Ram
Ram is too pure to understand
Ram’s love belongs to cheeseburgers
and leo apparently@@Scatmanseth
Also Bridget
@@someoneontheinternet9033 i mean, how would you get bridget pregnant?
I don't think his pullout game is so astronomically atrocious that he would get her pregnant.
She got their heads spinning like Helicopters 💀
Poor A.B.A....She just doesn't want to be alone again...
ABA thinks that because Paracelsus is with her, it means he has infinite rizz and could pull any man, woman or Testament as he wants. But he just wants everyone to remain chill.
Ah yes, the three genders: man, woman and Testament/j
"im flattered, and extremely worried..."
Someone: You can’t f**k the key!
A.B.A.: but the key can f**k you
A.B.A shipping the key with everyone in her dilusional mind.
Delusional I think not 😏
I’m loving the extra illustration at the end of your videos
i like the detail at 0:10 with elphelt wearing her wedding dress from xrd
see this is what i call getting ahead of the problem. 😌
Any Female:Hi Paracelsus.
A.B.A:And I, took that personally!
Any person*
A.B.A bout to go into moroha mode by herself with that much yapping
She came up with a whole аss alternate storyline
Yay new Guilty Gear video
Edit: Elphelt was probably talking about Wedding plans for Paracelsus since you know how much she wants this
I can't wait for Slayer to be in the game.
Slayer: Hey Paracelsus old buddy!
ABA: Is that your ex? Want me to kill him?
The funny thing is that paracelsus is such a sweetheart and he genuinely loves A.B.A despite everything going on in her head. These two are an adorable couple.
Have you heard the reason why A.B.A. acted like this?
A.B.A. Your husbandt will never cheat on you
she just kept on going on and on
and kept getting worse, i can tell she likes to make fanfiction
Considering the fact she has only one arm, and Paracelsus has none, how does Baiken consistently carry her own child?!
Kabari
She probably has very strong arms
She holds them by the collar with her mouth, like _a certain lost swordsman._
0:30 Can I wash my car with those? I don't got money, but I'll trade you some spare keys.
so... u did draw potemkin.... thank you...
Unwelcome school is such an unexpected banger
I think the first words out of my mouth after I first saw this was, "Yup, A.B.A. would think and say that."
the yapping continues
absolutely love the head shaking getting more intense, and the sudden more characters coming in lol
also appreciate the Blue Archive music, it's very fitting for shenanigans
also also, I like A.B.A's expression at the end. and ayy grats on the members : )
mf said
'Wisdom, Patience, Empathy, Kindness, Serenity, Clarity
Break out! Break out!
Turn the key to a world untold
Life is a maze woven with words
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
Sick and tired
Normal or not, no big deal
I'm just a quirky note in the symphony
(Quirky note) (Quirky note)
Change your view, change the meaning
Creepiness
It's, It's, It's worthwhile
Bothersome
At times, it's kindness
Depressed Sickness
Those are virtues of mine!
Courage, Integrity, Purpose, Humility
Respect, Loyalty, Responsibility
forges the armor
Liberty, Curiosity
Compassion and Affection
Words weave a stealthy chain
Break out! Break out!
Turn the key to a world untold
Life is a maze woven with words
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!
Sick and tired
Normal or not, no big deal
I'm just a quirky note in the symphony
(Quirky note) (Quirky note)
Change your view, change the meaning
Creepiness
It's, It's, It's worthwhile
Bothersome
At times, it's kindness
Depressed Sickness
Those are virtues of mine!
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
The armor of words
It's fine, I've found my fit
Freedom! Freedom!
Turn the key to a world untold
Love is a maze woven with words
LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT, LET'S SHOUT-SHOUT-SHOUT!
Let's journey together
Normal or not, no big deal
We're just quirky notes in the symphony
(Quirky notes)
That's why it's beautiful
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
(La la la...)[1]
Break out! Break out!
Turn the key to a world untold
Break out! Break out!
Life is a maze woven with words
We're just quirky notes in the symphony
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference
I'm not here to fit in this world
I just want to make a difference'
This is adorable! *But Baiken has two arms*
She does in ABA's "nightmare" as we'll put it, but not in person when she appears with everyone else to shale their heads, which is funny because it makes it seem like ABA doesn't actually know Baiken and has just heard of her in passing lol.
I like how for the wedding dress, Elphelt just reverts to her Xrd design
You know, the end screen is even funnier when you know that A.B.A doesn't like him that much, Pot tried to help her, bring her to Zepp and everything, and she was: "No, you're weird man with big hands"
All I’m saying is, just because he CAN do it, he just doesn’t WANT to do it
She's right to be worried. That is one sexy axe
The rapid head shaking really got me.
I'm starting to think aba might be a little insecure and possibly jealous
That's kinda the point of her character. She lived for 10 years in solitude until she found pararclsus and was used by him for quite the time
@@fischio-gc-hides5994 Good job, detective.
@@NeothaAndMiano sarcasm is not a form of Intelligence so stop acting like you are smarter for no reason son
@@fischio-gc-hides5994 funny key guy
paracelsus and his big golden key-nis
A.B.A is so real. Absolutely love this.
Aba's rambling must be even crazier than Elphelt's.
...makes me conserned for the Strive fandom.
Kinda sad you didnt draw pregnant Paracelsus when you had the chance
theres an aba server where thats an actual emote... also should i be worried you're saying that with a lock pfp
I hardly know the first thing about these characters, but these videos are really funny. Cute art style and clever animation.
It's pretty much 100% accurate
Unlimited Yap Works
In case for those who don't really know this game, that key is a demon weapon that talks and is the husband of A.B.A. The reason why he's shaped like a key is because A.B.A. has an obsession with keys
He sounds like he's a beginner youtuber with glasses reviewing animes and is probably the most normal character in the entire game.
She's even worried about Potemkin!
to be COMPLETELY fair, I'd say Elphelt would be the one most worth worrying about
0:31 At this point, they are not shaking their heads, their heads are just spinning because of Aba's nonsence.
Most sane GG character
Also can we talk about the fact that A.B.A thinks Para has enough Rizz to pull POT of all people?!
for a second there I thought elphelt would just fly away like a helicopter
Literally a woman could make eye contact with him for a split second and shell be all like "keep your leering eyes OFF my paracelsus!"
Honestly, I can kind of relate to this. Overcoming the fear of being cheated and or abandoned by a partner is needed for anyone who wants to be loved, that's why trust is so important, moreso nowadays.
Wish I had Paracelsus cause man he just seems super cool.
Aba would like to know your location...
Honestly knowing how desperate elphelt is at this point its possible she'll try to marry a literal key
And she will be rejected
this whole animation got me in tears
I love that you used her Xrd design for the wedding
I find the idea that A.B.A. believes Paracelcus has so much rizz that he can pull anyone, but the one thing he can't pull is out hilarious.
the one character Elphelt doesn't try to trick into marriage XD
I’m gonna sleep with that key
A.B.A.'s Inside Out is full of Anxiety.
Absolutely charming creation. Great work!
I love how cute your art style is!
Never played Guilty Gear nor have I heard much of its lore but solely based off of A.B.A’s trailer Ai can imagine that she is this paranoid
Honestly, considering her past, can you blame her? Basic gist, iirc, is:
She's a homuculus that was made by a scientist named Hohenheim Paracelsus, but he got captured by the government to do science things before she was born, so she spent most of her life locked in his lab. Then she found the key out, and became obsessed with keys. Then she found a relic that looked like a GIANT KEY (really a demon axe that preys on its victims' insecurities and makes them kill until they die... before another character defeated and sealed him and made him mellow out a bit) and named it after her father,
Then, decided her new one-and-only "friend" was also her husband, much to his chagrin.
Apparently, she's one of the purest characters in the cast. It's just... no one taught her how to socialize and so on, so...
… what in the name of Sweet home Alabama did I just read
We've already seen a fridge and a slime harem, a key harem would be a new thing...
That can leave room for so many sex jokes
Even Elphelt isn't insane enough to steal Paracelsus
A.B.A. and Elphelt aren't *that* different, all things considered. Except Elphelt is like that for everyone else, while A.B.A. is like that only for Paracelsus...
the only two characters aba doesnt think para would opt for is bridget... because no womb, and I-no. absolutely rip i-no
Wut about Ram?
@@RickRoadRoller too pure for that sort of thing.
I know that Paracelsus and the girls are shaking their heads side to side super fast, but when I first saw this I thought their heads were spinning in circles.
I love how they're all shaking their heads rapidly as she keeps on talking about nonsense lolol
I love your silly Guilty Gear shenanigans 😆
귀여워 죽겠어요 진짜...
You know she’s just yapping when her imagination has Baiken with 2 arms.
Greatest yapper of the haien era
The only person Sukuna can’t ass-pull in a category.
at this point, if they keep up with their heads shaking at an immense amount , they'd be ascending to the sky like helicopters
💀
The one person in the group that reads too much fanfic.