What if Ayame were your wife [ENG SUB]

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  • @nothowtung7372
    @nothowtung7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    "I'm not waifu material"
    *Proceed to tell us how she is the best waifu*

  • @szouze8141
    @szouze8141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Ojou casually explaining how wonderful she is as a wife material after saying "im not sure if im capable of carrying out a wife's duties"

  • @demilung
    @demilung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    - Someone like me? You might want to reconsider.
    Yeah, I know I'm aiming way too high, but what's a man without ambitions?

    • @LK_tutturu
      @LK_tutturu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that's the spirit

    • @atillaothman2615
      @atillaothman2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lets gooo

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You will fail, but atleast you fail trying

  • @verin9919
    @verin9919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    We can only dream of this happening ;-;

    • @poyoyo26
      @poyoyo26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      :AyameBlessing:

    • @ojougiggle4553
      @ojougiggle4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      :AyameBlessing:

    • @exlog5186
      @exlog5186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      :AyameBlessing:

    • @dnaraneda
      @dnaraneda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :AyameBlessing:

    • @Tilde_Shii
      @Tilde_Shii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      :AyameBlessing:

  • @fahrenheit1522
    @fahrenheit1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Imagine every morning when you wake up, the first voice you hear is ayame sleepy voice

    • @alphaace466
      @alphaace466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ay mate, can i have the picture link of your current profile picture?

    • @richievansanse
      @richievansanse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alphaace466 same

    • @nabilsaufi5180
      @nabilsaufi5180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can totally imagine it😌😌

    • @fahrenheit1522
      @fahrenheit1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alphaace466 search artist name @hotaruponpon in Twitter

    • @Yamaha20020
      @Yamaha20020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      WOOOOOOOOAH I'M FILLED WITH ENERGY NOW

  • @kukuhwicaksono23
    @kukuhwicaksono23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    come home depressed
    Ojou : " welcome home anata, would you like your dinner ? or your bath ? or . . . my giggles ?

    • @madness682
      @madness682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Purified

    • @E121C1C
      @E121C1C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @swayingGrass
      @swayingGrass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      -" or . . . my giggles ?"
      *Ayame then giggles on her own joke, your day is now restored*

    • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
      @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about all three. I definitely need that every friday.

    • @jemerson12345
      @jemerson12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      giggles first, always have been

  • @AnDuc_Hoang
    @AnDuc_Hoang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Alternative title: Ojou evolved from being spoiled child to spoiled wife

  • @99toyotacorolla
    @99toyotacorolla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "Maybe you want to reconsider"
    That's like me deciding whether or not should I buy my dream car even if it's literally in front of me now, while holding the money I worked hard for to gain it.

    • @sagaraperkasa5653
      @sagaraperkasa5653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      your word makes me want to push myself again and again, thanks a lot!

    • @mohilhamraflijahja5024
      @mohilhamraflijahja5024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anxiety in a nutshell

    • @amirusty1174
      @amirusty1174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me guess, is it toyota corolla?

  • @nathanly3980
    @nathanly3980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    “Boys only want one thing and it’s fu**ing beautiful.”
    - someone somewhere

  • @thearchives1094
    @thearchives1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The husband of ojou can scientific claim that he had the cutest wife in existence

  • @MrSMLEWeeb
    @MrSMLEWeeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The mind is a wonder thing. The imagination is too.
    It's also very painful sometimes.

  • @IAmVisco
    @IAmVisco  3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    News again - Ayame's recent members-only stream (25.01) now has full stream tl;dr in the comments. Yeah.
    For some reason after processing the original stream has weird pixelation in some places, which caused subtitles to pixelize as well, so pick 1080 if you can.

    • @iBlanc
      @iBlanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks sir 🙏

    • @hafann
      @hafann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks

    • @feherdaniel2010
      @feherdaniel2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you Visco for making this clip. I missed this on stream because I had a meeting when this happened. Not that I would've understood anything by myself though lul

    • @raro991
      @raro991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you man

    • @kukuhwicaksono23
      @kukuhwicaksono23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh noice, thanks for the hardwork

  • @lithelios9243
    @lithelios9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "An otaku couple no less"
    Me: Are you an otaku?
    Nakiri: No.

  • @feherdaniel2010
    @feherdaniel2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Someone like me? Are you sure?" What do you mean someone like you. There's literally no better person in the world

  • @iBlanc
    @iBlanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    A slap for not answering asap? Our oni sure knows how to please us.

  • @yukinosu-269
    @yukinosu-269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "What if Ayame was your wife."
    *if*
    Feelsbadman.

    • @DragonRider6566
      @DragonRider6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its going to happen to someone. and i hope, for their sake, they make ayame always happy.

    • @Baileyyyyu
      @Baileyyyyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      widepeeposad

    • @chikomitata
      @chikomitata 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A man can dream...

  • @Siscon92
    @Siscon92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    She just painted an image of a very blessed life. Why you gotta do us like that ojou?! Maybe she really is an Oni 😩

  • @SpicyFiur
    @SpicyFiur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Every other Hololive member: I won't be a wife but a pseudowife with everyone.
    Ayame: Listing what she could do if she were a real wife.

  • @LouisKeomanivong
    @LouisKeomanivong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    " I think I can cheer you up, but... what else ? "
    That's litteraly all I can hope for, and all I can wish for in my life Ojou
    For the rest I can do it for Ojou with pleasure !
    But we all know that's not gonna happen so yeah it's expresso depresso time
    ( She managed to become more of a wife material by trying to deny it lmao )

  • @aruthorcarly
    @aruthorcarly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ojou: do you want reconsider it?
    Me: should i dogeza now?

  • @gamerterhebat8168
    @gamerterhebat8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i just realized she is a waifu material. I mean the REAL WAIFU.
    -Cherish you everytime
    -Her giggles in every talk extends your lifespan
    -Can cook for you or probably working hard to cook
    -An OTAKU wife is all every weeb needs

    • @realisthicc7102
      @realisthicc7102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nahh, ojou definitely isn't an otaku

  • @Two_Names
    @Two_Names 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "An otaku couple no less." I like how she automatically assumes her spouse would also be an otaku. :P

  • @defianes2695
    @defianes2695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I fell too deeply in love with her... and yet im still trying to distance myself cause of boundaries. She definitely deserve the best.

  • @KoiKomi
    @KoiKomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a chef I own a restaurant and 19 years of cleaning experience I will say Ojou no need to cook let me do everything for you.

  • @rtyzxc
    @rtyzxc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ayame asking you what food you'd like: *docchi-docchi, docchi-docchi...*

  • @unsapient2197
    @unsapient2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Okay but what if I happen to personally enjoy doing so called "wifes duties" like cooking and cleaning myself?
    Ojou could just stream, game, and sleep and Id be happy.

  • @Z4242545
    @Z4242545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As expected from Nyam Visco
    High quality edit of Ojou without cutting the important context
    Otaku Janai Ojou referencing, again, yes

  • @kuma9239
    @kuma9239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahhhh, back hugging Ojou while she's making food would be sweet...

  • @charlesramos9278
    @charlesramos9278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A wise man once said:
    I need her, she's my type and the best but
    I don't deserve her

  • @ojousapostle1stofthetwelve677
    @ojousapostle1stofthetwelve677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The moment she said "Someone like me? Are you sure?" It instantly showed me just how good of a person she was. She humbled herself down and did a self-reflection on herself. Or potentially even thinking that she wasn't worthy of said partner. I really respect that humble-ness.
    Or you know I'm just overthinking it and she's being cute and let's face it she's always cute

  • @jollydino2416
    @jollydino2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The one thing ojou doesn't realize... I know how to do quite a few household chores, including cooking. All I'd look for from her would be a happy life, everything else we could figure out as we go.

  • @АлпамысРустембек
    @АлпамысРустембек 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: Don't!
    Oni: Don't what?
    Me: Don't give me hope...

  • @RevilloPhoenix
    @RevilloPhoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Are you sure about it?" ... YES
    "I guess I could cheer you up but don't know what else." Exactly! What else is needed?! Pure happiness right there~

  • @keshav9548
    @keshav9548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH Ayame got me with that "aight no need to cook then"
    Aight this is exactly what I would like in a wife ngl

  • @kool-aidman7454
    @kool-aidman7454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Are you fine with someone like me ?"
    *Is this cute creature mocking me with these words ?*
    OF COURSE WE ARE OJOU!

  • @pozedes1358
    @pozedes1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Under a deep and thoughtful reconsideration, we’ve concluded that our feeling for wanting Ojou as a wife is stronger than ever

  • @darey3962
    @darey3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    just hearing ojous giggles makes my day complete

  • @bles5959
    @bles5959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yep humility is good. Everyone wants to be her wife yet they all just wishes her the best person that could make her happy.
    I guess i should learn how to communicate first to start the a getting wife

  • @erosennin211
    @erosennin211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Blessed Ojou giggles
    🙏🙏🙏

  • @LK_tutturu
    @LK_tutturu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    oh lord that thumbnail is too cute

  • @justanotaku8288
    @justanotaku8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just her giggles and how positive she is, is enough if you ask me

  • @idiedlongago2336
    @idiedlongago2336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ✨😗✨ those giggles i'd give half of my life to hear that giggles everytime i come home from work ✨🙁✨

  • @warefareoid
    @warefareoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ayame's first mistake was thinking that her slapping us is punishment.

  • @reynaldolumapak587
    @reynaldolumapak587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    whoever might become ojous *HUSBAND* in the near future, Can Scientifically Prove The *HE HAS THE CUTEST WIFE IN EXISTENCE*

  • @Carbon_Soda
    @Carbon_Soda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now THIS is a Demon Wife I would not mind having

  • @shubashubashubas
    @shubashubashubas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn't ever worry about being depressed if she were my wife

  • @jimd4638
    @jimd4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Someone like me?"
    It has to be you. OwO

  • @akane2776
    @akane2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can confirm, that "anything is fine really" is the single worst answer any cook can receive.

  • @makukawakami
    @makukawakami 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Marrying Ojou would be like winning the lottery. The stockpile of nakirium can get you through any kind of hardship.

  • @meledo
    @meledo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Reality is often disappointing..

  • @umr_147
    @umr_147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ojou: Maybe you want to reconsider it
    Ojou: (explains)
    Viewers: Perfection! 👍

  • @EddieAFool
    @EddieAFool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I think I can cheer you up"
    You underestimate the power of nakirium

  • @bozzyblue4054
    @bozzyblue4054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you can't answer ojou-sama question
    Ayame:*slap* you hesitated too long.
    Me: *more please.*

  • @Eresh69
    @Eresh69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    If Ayame was my wife I would divorce her because she deserves better

    • @Zosovy
      @Zosovy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oof

    • @iBlanc
      @iBlanc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh

    • @abidkhairy..3863
      @abidkhairy..3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      o ma boi...

    • @hy2024-e1g
      @hy2024-e1g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ouch.

    • @Solace98
      @Solace98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't put yourself down now man

  • @rypt.7574
    @rypt.7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Plot twist: Senchou sent the superchat

  • @Nax_uthala
    @Nax_uthala 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayame would definitely be a wife who practices cooking when you're not home so you'll be surprised

  • @iscariel
    @iscariel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If i find a couple like ojou , Ahh i think this is my final goal life '-'

  • @nahhh...
    @nahhh... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd cook for her sometimes, Malay people got some best cuisines after all and I need her to savour it

    • @sawgerera
      @sawgerera 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh,rupa-rupanya tuan hamba juga seorang laki-laki yang berbudaya.

  • @グルイズビオ
    @グルイズビオ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i wont even reconsider if she were my Wife, i would be so happy

    • @DeltaBun
      @DeltaBun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad *if*
      😔

  • @CZD-dt4cn
    @CZD-dt4cn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ojou: What do you want for dinner?
    Nakirigumi: YOU

  • @satrioarif1797
    @satrioarif1797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My degeneracy: NO WHERE IS THE LEWD???
    Ojou : i can cheer you up!
    Me : *BEGONE HORNINESS!!!*

  • @tibigsi104yearsago3
    @tibigsi104yearsago3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its just imposibile not to smile at this vid 😄

  • @xi2740
    @xi2740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    a man can dream

  • @ShadowMage
    @ShadowMage ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup, she is definitely 100% wife material.

  • @bananasenpai
    @bananasenpai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ojou could literally serve me boiled water and it'll still taste better than a Michelin star chef's cooking.

  • @weebkun1168
    @weebkun1168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keyword : *if*

  • @yenahh6954
    @yenahh6954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If it were to happen, I'd probably melt Every Single Day

  • @Rivicen
    @Rivicen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What would you like for dinner? Hmm? Which is it? Which? Which? Docchi Docchi-

  • @glodazkaloopablenakirium3692
    @glodazkaloopablenakirium3692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would not add a single thing from what ojou is offering. Shut up and take my heart already

  • @JesusChavez-qk3rb
    @JesusChavez-qk3rb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    'are you sure about it?"
    *did we stutter?*

  • @kingkai1354
    @kingkai1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even though she may not be ready to be a wife, I can already tell she'll make a great wife.

  • @faolor6468
    @faolor6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ojou's future wife will be the luckiest man in the world, he'd be living worry-free and would always come home to a super cute wife with a hot dinner.
    Ayame best wife

  • @HunterTheSimp
    @HunterTheSimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I will not reconsider I have made up my mind and homemade food tastes best when it’s someone you love

  • @durango3063
    @durango3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I cant get over how cute she is.

  • @idlanbruhanuddin9447
    @idlanbruhanuddin9447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ayame: wut can i do beside cheering u up
    me: u can play games?
    ayame: yes
    me: great.....thts all i need...

  • @ShaoGeee
    @ShaoGeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nakirium too strong, heart exploded

  • @Populon993
    @Populon993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This would be hella dangerous. You would have to be careful all the time to not overdose on that pure, unfiltered Nakirium.
    But for real, having a girl with such giggles would be all I need. Don't care about wether she could fulfill these "wife duties" or whatever. Would be more than enough to have someone to cheer me up (her giggles already slap a dumb smile into my face. Can't even imagine how it would be to hear this in person + seeing her smile)
    The rest can be figured out together.

  • @groerhahn225
    @groerhahn225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to be honest, i kind of expected her to pull the "Okaeri anata" bit, but uh well.

  • @SQUAD012
    @SQUAD012 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    With others it's either, Friendzone or Husbands collection. But with ayame, she thinks she's not worthy being with us 🥺. I would travel across dimensions to have her.

    • @DragonRider6566
      @DragonRider6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean, if you end up getting into the friend zone, thats still an accomplishment.

  • @zarichexernav.zehldd638
    @zarichexernav.zehldd638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She Said .. "I Think I can Cheer You up, but I don't know how can to be a Good Wife"
    .
    .
    .
    We're like:... "That's all I Need...."

  • @blastburnz
    @blastburnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A life with ojou would be so fun lol

  • @cyrene03
    @cyrene03 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "that would be a fun life"
    it is. it really is

  • @ectcor8918
    @ectcor8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    if ayame was my wife scars on my wrist wouldn't exist.

  • @AloftaLove
    @AloftaLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her so much. I wouldn't mind if her cooking wasn't perfect. I'd be blessed to eat anything made by her. plus I'd likely try to cook for her instead. I'd pet kiss cuddle remind her every day that she is precious

  • @blakev.4540
    @blakev.4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    those dochi dochi in the chat are making me crazy

  • @pantageneto
    @pantageneto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please, don't give us hope.

  • @blackknight6132
    @blackknight6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    him: I want her as my wife.
    her: Are you sure about that?
    him: DID I STUTTER.

  • @smugiggle
    @smugiggle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    why does we love ojou so bad?

  • @Liquid278
    @Liquid278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ayame is literally best girl

  • @The_New_CrisisTTV
    @The_New_CrisisTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just keep giggling, that's all you need to do Oujo.

  • @athalladzaky6847
    @athalladzaky6847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if Ayame were your wife.
    Keyword: *IF*

  • @KazuhiroCh_HONMONO
    @KazuhiroCh_HONMONO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I really want Ayame to be my wife. If she mentions that she might not be able to fulfill a housewife's duties, NO PROBLEM-I'LL BE THE HOUSEWIFE. She can just stream, laugh, and play with her cat all the time, and that would be enough.

  • @kumikoyamamura8402
    @kumikoyamamura8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Even a simple word like "Welcome home" "van help a man work for they ass off for you the rest of your life :))

  • @MintUploads
    @MintUploads 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She assumes that she would be pampering the husband. No, I will pamper you, I will be a simp.

  • @kazukiyomeyer2227
    @kazukiyomeyer2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If Ojou is my wife?
    Get big guns.

  • @hao2000ki
    @hao2000ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    okay ill be honest, ayames not exactly a great wife responsibility-wise, but i would've definitely dated her in high school or college and worked with her throughout adulthood and allow her to become wife material because her personality is worth it

  • @epoch638
    @epoch638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guess this is a battle royale

  • @haloman4220
    @haloman4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1. Infinite nakirium
    2. Depression and illnesses wouldn’t exist

  • @arielusgrey1855
    @arielusgrey1855 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is old married wife material
    Oh you wont tell me you eat nothing then
    Is the feeling of a longtime married couple
    Husband ends up bowing begging jokingly please no my wife i want to eat your food

  • @namlese4577
    @namlese4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You will never wake up to oni giggles
    Why live?