Wasn't there a video a while back where Bjorn tried to see how many Godricks it took to kill regular Malenia? There were so many that the game crashed, and God Rick still hadn't won
Morgott is still put right alongside Godrick in the 'weaklings duo', so it's just funny to me that even as one of the two 'weaklings', Morgott still blows Godrick and a few other bosses like *THE DEATH RITE BIRD* out of the water in terms of competency@@Sercroc
That how it usually goes unfortunately. If Mohg starts taking a lot of damage too quickly, he'll do more sequences before the nihil for whatever reason.
Throwing 10 Placidusax against Malenia was probably the coolest thing ever that still didn't work XD I'm honestly surprised any of them except maybe Maliketh and Black Blade Kindred were able to do it! Props to Fire Giant for going "She can't land here if I lay here!" and then phasing Malenia out of existence.
@@thinkmurphysrevengeprobably the mod is probably made for her not being hittable when she is charging the attack but the slam of the fire giant pushed her under the ground since the attack could'nt cross her like normally would do
10:30 Uhhhh, that move is so cool! It really answeres to the old question: What is cooler that an anime slash where a character glide trough their opponent with the blade? If the character makes a shadowclone of themselfes and cross-slashing the opponent in perfect synch
The issue with this fight is entirely her phase two transition. If a boss managed to somehow avoid it, they could most definitely squeeze out a win, but because the AI shoves them into the AoE to attack her, it’s almost a guaranteed kill no matter how well the boss was doing.
Yeah the same thing happens with normal Malenia. She wins because the AI is too stupid to dodge that attack. This one is even worse cause it stays there.
Throughout Bjorn’s various videos, I’ve compiled a list of the 10 most broken enemies: 10. Black Blade Kindred: That destined death slam 9. Placidusax: partial bias and his laser beam 8. Full grown fallingstar beast: his gravity ray 7. Godfrey: Poise breaks + working grabs 6. Laser Golem: Held back by non existent poise. 5. Maliketh: Same as the golem. 4. Malenia: Waterfowl dance, lifesteal, Scarlet Aeonia, and a massively enhanced version of Scarlet Rot. 3. Rick: Nuff said. 2. Great Jar: High damage and defense, but easy to flinch. 1. Greyoll: Absolutely destroyed Malenia. If not for Placi’s laser, she would truly not know defeat.
"What? Have you really cloned yourself ten times to fight a rotten woman?" "Not just any rotten woman. THE rotten woman. And I think 10 times might not have been enough..."
Video idea, 10 bosses vs the same boss, but with 10x stats, or some equivalent. Based this idea on the fight question: would you fight 1 horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses.
@@virusyessineg Why using shotgun to kill flies? 2 Malenia would be overkill for 10 of Maliketh already. Them 2 would just crush the Maliketh flies like tiny bugs.
The fact that this mod reduces her health by 14% but ups her lifesteal even more is just insane. Also, I think if the Gurranqs weren't throwing boulders at random locations in the room, they would've won.
Sad. I look at the title and expected a Malenia decked out in unalloyed gold equipment. Like, even more than her default model, with absurd stuff like unalloyed gold wings on her back that flap as she goes on an even more powerful version of waterfowl slash.
It would be kinda interesting to see current patch bosses fight themselves but from the original release with no patches. I swear Radahn was so much stronger when the game first came out and I would enjoy seeing how all the boss fights compare to their original unpatched glory
Honestly, at some point, the numbers start being in her favor cause she'll heal like 50 times sfrom every attack. Doesn't help that she literally cannot be stance broken in the middle of her attacks(imagine if Placi or Maliketh had that modifier, they'd be unstoppable)
Well no, a good enough number will start to outdamage her, as proven with some of these results, many managed to stalemate, some even survived the fight, unlike literally all her 1v1s in the previous video.
Perhaps if it is not too inconvienient to be asked, stage multiple placi’s fight in his arena because he is too cool to not be seen from a bird’s view. Also what one-shots malenia in fire giant fight? And 5 maliketh vs 5 goddess of rot when? Would love to see your lifestealinf, ng+7 destined death malenia vs this unalloyed malenia
@BjornTheBear You realy shuld start giving warning about epilepsion at the start of video. I am serious right now. Than can causses some health issues (or even worse)
I love how you don't go with 2, 3, or even 5. You know just how crazy this boss is and immediately skip to 10.
Exactly
@@BjornTheBear is your PC alright lol that Placidusax fight was insane
It was a good piece of eye candy.
Well he did 3 bosses with base Malenia a while ago but yeah 10 is a lot
Still alive lol
Your CPU: I'm tired boss
😂😂😂😂
@@BjornTheBear this video was beyond EPIC thax brother 🙇🏽♂️
I could smell the GPU melting.
@@daeryxaqueryx 🤯
@@daeryxaqueryxdid it smell worse than Malenias Scarlet Rot?🧐
I knew the rapid fire "I need help" was coming. Still killed me.
😂😂😂😂
What a sad state of affairs ×10 lmao
@@BjornTheBear Hello, can you make a All NPCs vs Unalloyed Malenia tournament or gauntlet, please of course
@@maddraugr4667 The only way for the NPCs to win is to all fight her at the same time, and even that isn't guaranteed
@@gangzilla5716 Yeah, but should be fun to watch, or maybe modded Malenia vs diferent armies. More Malenia is what i want.🫠
That Placidusax fight was more of a fight for the viewers than anything else lmao, absolute sensory overload
I imagine that is what Armageddon would look like.
Based kogasabro
I imagine this is what monster hunter looks like the players who don’t play monster hunter
Did you see that Malenia’s name became “?NpcName?” I think it broke the game
i love how the hoarah louxes' strategy was to cause multiple magnitude 20 earthquakes
Kinda worked lol
That even broke Malenia’s name lol
the health bar literally turned into ?NpcName?
@@deeppressed3783that been there for most bosses
I love how Morgott was immediately far more impressive than Godrick
Wasn't there a video a while back where Bjorn tried to see how many Godricks it took to kill regular Malenia? There were so many that the game crashed, and God Rick still hadn't won
@@silverdragon1000he sucks at being a demigod
almos like one is early game and the other midgame
Morgott is still put right alongside Godrick in the 'weaklings duo', so it's just funny to me that even as one of the two 'weaklings', Morgott still blows Godrick and a few other bosses like *THE DEATH RITE BIRD* out of the water in terms of competency@@Sercroc
Might as well start calling him fraudrick@@gamer_dino69yt
Placis entire fight made me feel like I was initiating a hyperspace jump.
Lmao same here
The Mohg gang started off so strong, and with all that bleed status I thought she might lose, but they took forever to NIHIL and lost it
I feel like if they started with tres instead of sex, they could've clutched that.
That how it usually goes unfortunately.
If Mohg starts taking a lot of damage too quickly, he'll do more sequences before the nihil for whatever reason.
Why did they start with six?
Bro 3 Placidusaxes nuking right off the bat was insane
"So then I just started nuking..."
They immediately moved on to what would be at least somewhat effective and simply gave thermonuclear explosion in her face.
The 10 Gideons simultaneously yelling I NEED HELP got me man lmao
They need to use proper grammar...it's WE NEED HELP! :P
So funny im dying😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bjorn's PC must have a direct connection to the Sun to handle this many bosses in such a small space
😂😂😂
24:06 And so for a brief moment the entire universe ceased to exist and birthed itself back
I don't know what would be a worthy opponent but I NEED to see 10 Plasidusax again on a bigger arena!
That was pure chaos
That Malenia fight with those dragons was the most epic fight ever created in the souls games🎉
10 Malenia
The way Rennalas and Golems used dozens of lasers at once to obliterate Malenia looked like a frickin Death Star laser
Or a concert
The HP bar tug of war vs Radagon was crazy
Ikr
Fr
Waterfowl vs barrage of bonk
@@TridentPRTO this killed me🤣🤣
Throwing 10 Placidusax against Malenia was probably the coolest thing ever that still didn't work XD
I'm honestly surprised any of them except maybe Maliketh and Black Blade Kindred were able to do it! Props to Fire Giant for going "She can't land here if I lay here!" and then phasing Malenia out of existence.
10 Maliketh is Crazy 💀💀💀
Fire Giant cheesed Malenia second phase 💀
Also Bjorn knew what he was doing when he put Radahn vs Malenia at the very end 😂
Yeah, what happened there? Did she fall through the map?
@@thinkmurphysrevengegood question!? 😅
@@thinkmurphysrevengeprobably the mod is probably made for her not being hittable when she is charging the attack but the slam of the fire giant pushed her under the ground since the attack could'nt cross her like normally would do
I unironically think she'd solo all the Fire Giant had she not fallen through the map
Radahn vs Malenis was realy was a draw :D
lol that multiple NIHILS while the bloom was in the field almost crashed the fps
Haha Godrick needs to lose 10 times to understand his lesson.
Poor Godrick
HE'S AT LEAST TRYING AND NOT QUITING >:(
12:00 I was caught off guard by mohg's cut voice lines lmao
Are ya winning, so-
"SEX"
He really said SE*X 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Well. 10 Mohgs vs 1 Malenia. He was right, though
...sehkx...
Se*$
If ever there was a perfect illustration for how underpowered Placi's lightning spear is, this would be it.
Yes for an attack so powerfull it stops the game music I would expect at least an instakill.
31:18 I think she fell off the map as all the giants pushed her towards the edge 😂
Work smarter not harder
Okay but can we talk about how cool the synchronized lasers were at 15:24?
10:30 Uhhhh, that move is so cool! It really answeres to the old question: What is cooler that an anime slash where a character glide trough their opponent with the blade?
If the character makes a shadowclone of themselfes and cross-slashing the opponent in perfect synch
Radahns just disappearing made me think they died before doing their meteor attack. I was wrong
Surprise surprise
The issue with this fight is entirely her phase two transition. If a boss managed to somehow avoid it, they could most definitely squeeze out a win, but because the AI shoves them into the AoE to attack her, it’s almost a guaranteed kill no matter how well the boss was doing.
Yeah the same thing happens with normal Malenia. She wins because the AI is too stupid to dodge that attack. This one is even worse cause it stays there.
I seriously doubt anything could survive 10 malikeths
There's this youtubeur that did it. It took him 1000 tries
18:30 😂😂 That's a whole new meaning of jumping someone
Throughout Bjorn’s various videos, I’ve compiled a list of the 10 most broken enemies:
10. Black Blade Kindred: That destined death slam
9. Placidusax: partial bias and his laser beam
8. Full grown fallingstar beast: his gravity ray
7. Godfrey: Poise breaks + working grabs
6. Laser Golem: Held back by non existent poise.
5. Maliketh: Same as the golem.
4. Malenia: Waterfowl dance, lifesteal, Scarlet Aeonia, and a massively enhanced version of Scarlet Rot.
3. Rick: Nuff said.
2. Great Jar: High damage and defense, but easy to flinch.
1. Greyoll: Absolutely destroyed Malenia. If not for Placi’s laser, she would truly not know defeat.
7:00 HE NEEDS HELP
You forgot Unalloyed Malenia vs 10 regular Malenias.
Can't be done since her whole script is changed
@@BjornTheBear Aw that sucks.
Way she cuts through 10 godricks is f**king insane...
You must have the most powerful pc in the face of history to process this.
24:06 WOW
Fun fact: Rick was using 0.000001% if his power
Rick absolutely cheater in this game🙁
The time 10 Hoarah Loux dashing toward you, just…terrified
I love how one radahn just runs away
"What? Have you really cloned yourself ten times to fight a rotten woman?"
"Not just any rotten woman. THE rotten woman. And I think 10 times might not have been enough..."
Video idea, 10 bosses vs the same boss, but with 10x stats, or some equivalent. Based this idea on the fight question: would you fight 1 horse sized duck or 10 duck sized horses.
the placidusax part was just a nuclear war between gods in the heavens
Malenia: already broken af
Modder: nah nah, we can go further
😂😂😂
Malenia: "I am Malenia blade of miquella and i have never known defeat" . Maliketh: "Hi Malenia, bye Malenia"
Malenia: Okay uncles, I'll see you soon
You know she would have easily won if it was 10 against 10
@@virusyessineg Why using shotgun to kill flies?
2 Malenia would be overkill for 10 of Maliketh already.
Them 2 would just crush the Maliketh flies like tiny bugs.
@@iself134 I respect you
@@virusyessinegtoo bad it wasn’t a 10 v 10 then I guess
I don't normally like this much overkill against Malenia, but this time it is VERY MUCH needed
10 Hourax Loux -- just Hilarious!
And Mohg just counting to 3 might've got her.
Thanks, Bjorn, pure Spectacle!
12:18 This is just Caelid but much more hellish lol
The fact that this mod reduces her health by 14% but ups her lifesteal even more is just insane.
Also, I think if the Gurranqs weren't throwing boulders at random locations in the room, they would've won.
Unalloyed Malenia adds little rot flowers around the room
@@AndrewBrownK Other bosses didn't seem distracted.
Even if they were all homing on her, they wouldn't have survive her third phase anyway
That’s not ten Rick’s, he’s just moving so fast it looks like there’s multiple of him.
bro unalloyed malenia is unhinged
You know this boss is broken as fuck if Ongbal himself got hit by her.
10:57 That one Godfrey that said "F*** this" and did the earth breaking move. Chad moment.
Sad. I look at the title and expected a Malenia decked out in unalloyed gold equipment. Like, even more than her default model, with absurd stuff like unalloyed gold wings on her back that flap as she goes on an even more powerful version of waterfowl slash.
The Radahn fight was just what Malenia sees in her nightmares
Finally another unalloyed malenia vid
Was wondering if u gonna do a can 10 bosses defeat 😂
Placidusax's flashbang
How many basegame Malenias does it take to defeat Unalloyed Malenia?
Probably just 3, max 5
@25:30 this must be what the inside of the sun looks like.
😂😂
That’s it, we have achieved peak “I NEED HELP.” 😂
For now lol
@@BjornTheBearfrom Where the I need help come from?
@@Altus_Akdevanfrom where? FromSoft
10 Godfrey!?, Ephael will sink into the depths of the sea
Man that was FUN to watch! Thank you so much
Glad you enjoyed
*NIHIL NIHIL UNOS NIH-NIHIL NIHIL*
WHAT SHE SURVIVED
7:00 this has got to be heaven.
It would be kinda interesting to see current patch bosses fight themselves but from the original release with no patches. I swear Radahn was so much stronger when the game first came out and I would enjoy seeing how all the boss fights compare to their original unpatched glory
The hoarah loux fight reminds me of that one video I watched at 2 am every night. But I'm a changed man now
Rick pulled out the Shadow Clones and this STILL isn’t even his final form.
malenia getting destroyed after death rite bird is so satisfying
Malenia phase 2 when all the bosses are grouped up : It's FreeRealEstate😏
Fairs Black Blade Kindreds I was unfamiliar with your game 👏
19:59 finally! On this channel we witness the power of the black flame tornado!
33:52 was literally so disgusting, Radahn just coming for his revenge!!!
I am beyond disappointed that there was no proper godskin duo. Yes I know it would have been very laggy but thats what makes it fun
I am amazed your PC didn't crash during the Placidusax fight
Literally cannot stop watching these
The Godfrey fight looked like one of those old cartoon brawls with an axe or arm occasionally poking out of the writhing mass of lion manes.
Honestly, at some point, the numbers start being in her favor cause she'll heal like 50 times sfrom every attack. Doesn't help that she literally cannot be stance broken in the middle of her attacks(imagine if Placi or Maliketh had that modifier, they'd be unstoppable)
Well no, a good enough number will start to outdamage her, as proven with some of these results, many managed to stalemate, some even survived the fight, unlike literally all her 1v1s in the previous video.
I din't expected less from goatfrey and goatloux
The thumbnail looks like rafflecia
22:28 That moment when you can’t see her, but you can tell exactly what move she’s doing based off of her hp bar.
I like that three Godricks saw the writing on the wall and bailed on the fight to have a cuddle puddle in the rear of the arena.
24:08 Placidusax: Alright boys, lets create the sun!
When the ten godfreys throwing their axes at the beginning, I cant help but imagine they would just stop the fight to figure out whos axe was whos.
Perhaps if it is not too inconvienient to be asked, stage multiple placi’s fight in his arena because he is too cool to not be seen from a bird’s view.
Also what one-shots malenia in fire giant fight?
And 5 maliketh vs 5 goddess of rot when?
Would love to see your lifestealinf, ng+7 destined death malenia vs this unalloyed malenia
Absolutely amazing.
Even 10 bosses was often not enough).
Fighting with Placidusax can cause epilepsy😅
The last fight should be named Radahn’s revenge
The way she dodged their simultaneous flames at the beginning was straight out of an anime.
This is the greatest video ive ever seen in my life.
You know that scene in RRR where Ram is dogpiled by like 50 men, and you see him punch his way out
9:00 Pillow fight in school camps
Nah that Rick beat down…
2:54 Gilgamesh vs Enkidu be like :
@BjornTheBear You realy shuld start giving warning about epilepsion at the start of video. I am serious right now. Than can causses some health issues (or even worse)
We need to see Unalloyed Malenia take on armies. That would be cool to see!
"We've got you ten to one!"
"I like those odds."
32:33 rick💀
the fact that this malenia can make 10 radagons look easy is ridiculous
Chadisusax would win if the fight took place in his arena
Only thing lacking coming back to this is no ten regular Malenias (then ten regular rot Malenias) vs. Unalloyed Malenia. A fight for the ages!
Base game Malenia shoulda used the golden light stuff as part of phase 1 & the insta mimic attacks outa bloom bomb
24:04 is basically a primordial divine battle
"wow, what a fight! surely he won't add maliketh-"
You shoulda done ten Malenias' against one Rick. Anyway good video man!
You're right